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>be me, bloke who does fuck all
>fall asleep at 5 am with Hololive music on shuffle from Spotify because crippling depression
>finally start dreaming
>for whatever reason dreaming about Matsuri, despite not watching or caring about her
>we're doing a Soul Link Nuzlocke for Pokemon Black and White on our Nintendo DS
>we're now in a dorm of some sort for some reason
>she says she wants to go take a shower because it's hot and humid
>I look over to the left after she leaves and 5 large black guys appear
>"we'll help her out in the shower" they say
>staring blankly as they walk away into the void
>magically appear in shower room with Matsuri
>she says that a couple of guys handed her some shampoo because she forgot hers
>Haachama cooking music starts playing and Pikamee's laugh on repeat for the rest of the dream starting from this point
>I shower with Matsuri, but we're both fully clothed
>Appear in room again, but black guys are still there
>Matsuri says she needs to be plugged in
>black guys come up to her and say they'll help with that with menacing looks on their faces
>they hand her a DS charger because her DS was dying and she couldn't find hers
>Haachama cooking music gets louder
>Pikamee's laugh intensifies
>finally wake up to person that's supposed to be my dad blowing smoke in my face and telling me I was whistling for a good hour in my sleep
>realize dream was unfunny and I want my sleep back

There is no punch line and the first letters of each green text don't make up a separate story, sorry for wasting your time.

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>>7868638
i once drempt i dated Lamy,
and i once drempt that ina took over the world.

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I once dreamt of trying to help Mel through a busy school without people noticing her, so she wouldn't get into trouble from walking around in public with such a scandalous outfit.
It was the night after seeing pic related for the first time.

That's all I've ever had.

>> No.7869393

>had a dream of going to Lulu's place
>her father was home too
>we just kinda played game and chated a lot until late evening
>ended up spending the night there
I often have dreams about Lulu. This is yesterday's.
I just love her too much. I think I need help.

>> No.7870394

I've had three dreams involving Hololive before. One was going on a walk in my city at night with Rushia. One was about hanging out on a college campus trying to find the right timing to give a gift to Haato. The third one involved Ina sitting on my back trying to force-feed me shards of glass

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Saved it from a previous thread

>> No.7870720

>>7868638
I had a dream that I joined Hololive, but none of the girls liked me and I couldn't get numbers. It culminated in a slack call from my manager, which turned out to be my real manager calling me in for an emergency.

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>I'm in some sort of race up a snowy asphalt road at like a 45 degree incline in a pickup truck with chains on the tires.
>it's REALLY long, like takes days, and it's always dark.
>pulled over to the side of the road for a bit and when i go to back out an rejoin the race someone rear ends me
>there's like a shadowperson running up the hill through the snow and they scream at me and i get back in the truck and lock the doors.
>there's like loud static explosion noises all around me for a while, then it stops and I turn on the truck and continue up.
>after I stop again, when I go to start it up there's a LOUD sound like an air raid siren and a crash and i feel like I got hit again.
>this time I get out and there's like a sexualized officer jenny from pokemon with pecor braids
>tells me she's a "guard" and shows her badge to me, tell me she doesn't know what hit me either so I'm free to go this time?
>truck won't start
>think "don't worry the light is coming out and I can the the small paths in the snow, I'll drive MYSELF up
>turn myself into an RC car lessgoooo
>fast as fuck zooming thru the snow drifts up, one last big snowhill before the finish line
>almost get up the hill, then get stuck up the top.
>LOUD fucking thundercrack and the snowdrift explodes sending me rolling
>see shadowmonster jumping at me
>wake up in my bed in my house
>wait this isn't my house, or my bed
>there's an actual vn-style text box at the bottom of my eyeline
It gets weird here
>I am in MC of a vn where instead of there being a common route, you just pick the heroines if only that you wanna go for right away and just go thru the route, but only 1 scene at a time, and you have to pick a different one each time.
>My options are as follows:
1. My imouto (it's Kouhime from rance)
2. My "brother" who is cosplaying as "onepiece" (actually kakashi from naruto) He's really tall (like 8ft) and greasy. You can see a huge smile under the mask.
3. Finana
>So, I pick the obvious choice and I'm instantly in a dingy, wet basement (NOT mine, I'll add) with the lights flickering on and off
>She's chained to the wall in bdsm gear with her fishtail flopping around helplessly, and I'm struggling to even stand up out of the water (it's like 2ft deep and the strobe lights are disorienting me)
>I keep falling over, getting more and more wet and start choking on the sludge.
>I'm getting more and more scared now, and then the strobes stop and the lights turn off.
>slight sounds of struggling fishe from the wall next to me accompany the drip drops of water from the ceiling.
>When it goes quiet for a second, I can distinctly feel something brush past me, then again a lot harder, almost pulling me under.
>I struggle to keep my head up, then it's completely silent again.
>I feel a presence very closeby, but can't see anything.
>I feel breath on my ear, then hear someone whisper amogus
>I am now trying not to laugh to let it know where I'm at, but my vision goes white, to which a big line of text appears in front of me saying HAREM ROUTE UNLOCKED
>I'm back in "my room" with the other 2 choices
>I instinctively know it will be THAT Kouhime rape scene and I'm beginning
to think onii-chan is behind this all
>I get up and decide to go home, I am now becoming lucid, can feel magnetic-like force pulling me along
>I wake up in MY bed, my real one
>something is in the doorway
>the text box is still there
>it says "Let's watch One Piece!"
>he crouches to get in the door, the mask is now visibly curling up underneath where his face is distorted into an impossible smile, the hot breath pants coming out from under there causing drool to drip down like crazy
>It is now time to wake up
>I start kicking my feet together in bed, I now can't sit up or move much, feels like sleep paralysis
>for a sec I think I'm awake
>then i see a VERY small hand peeking up over the bed
>it's wiggling around all spooky
>feel one leg slowly being pulled over the side of the bed again
>at this point putting all my weight into not going off the bed
>at some point see the face creeping over the side of the bed
>air raid siren noise again
>hear ancient aliens going on behind me, I'm for sure waking up now
>one last push and I throw myself out of it, I'm like 99% sure I'm for real awake now
>still feel pull towards the side of the beed, paralyzed again
>can see the tiny hand out of the corner of my vision, not going away, getting real fucking scared I tulpa'd a meme into reality
>finally stops, I was actually awake

Last night I also had one where Rosemi's roommate was my gf and we were at a grocery store where Jotaro was getting anal mating pressed by a takodachi and the little cuphead flower was rearranging his intestines and I could see it all x-ray.

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I had two separate chuuba dreams, both of my favorites from different agencies.
I'll just copy-paste my notes for both of them:

I had a dream where I randomly heard Ame's voice while crossing a street and called out to her... using her stage name like a fucking dumbass. She wasn't blonde as I thought she would be. I waved and she very hesitantly waved back before going into her apartment. I kinda just wanted to let it go but the dream didn't like that so I ended up in her house and she was pretty fucking mad. At some point she made me wear a tracking suit and she was very insistent that I put it on while facing the wall. There were a bunch of other holoENs including Mori and they talked about how to avoid being recognized (apparently they use fake voices for both English and Japanese). I think I asked Mori for her phone to do something innocent and then handed it back to her, but she made it clear she had handed me a burner. I have other memories but they're all vague. Overall dreadful experience, would not recommend.

I had a dream with Nyanners in it... It was some sort of school in my home country (am ESL) and for some reason she was there. I got kicked off school property for not being able to speak my mother tongue somehow, really strange dream, but at least I got to see pink cat. That was nice.

>> No.7870957

Had a dream of Kanata watching a Pekora 3D animation. Pekora was in that no-pants prison outfit. I made a comment punning Pekora's name, Kanata sees it and laughts imitating Pekora.

>> No.7874479

>>7868638
no

>> No.7874500

I posted this before but here it is again

I had a dream about Shion recently. We decided to do a roleplay session where I'd kidnap her and force her to cum over and over until she'd pass out. I sneaked in through her window and caught her by surprise from behind when she was showering. So there I was, sat on a chair with Shion's belly on my lap, her arms bound behind her back, a ball gag in her mouth and her feet tied to the bottom of the chair. This position gave me an easy access to her butt and her vagina, which I used by lubing her her ass with a finger to make it wet and warm. Once she was panting, I washed my hands as hygiene is important, then switched to playing with her clit and pussy until she came. I then inserted a vibrating dildo inside her quivering pussy, she seemed to be quite fond of it by the way she squealed. I stroke her hair as she kept moaning and drooling. Eventually, she went limp on my lap, which was the signal for freeing her. When she woke, I kissed her passionately to reward and to thank her for that intensive session

>> No.7874682

I'm pissed I had a dream about my oshi last night but It was one of those where you wake up and forget everything except 1 specific detail.

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reposting the only vtuber dream i had
in a dream i had, i was watching a shien stream where he was building a birdhouse in a game, while my own house was being demolished by the state and i was being evicted. in this dream world was a law where if you stayed in place for 24 hours while the government destroys your house, you get to keep the land and a new house is built for you. so in this dream i torched the giant grass field beside me to alert the government (because burning grass was illegal and resulted in eviction due to "hurting the new age of living breathing organisms" which was this bright green sparkling grass that covered large areas for some reason) and they came to demolish my house. so i sat down and watched a shien stream to pass the time. also, the fire the grass produced was cool to the touch. i tried licking it in my dream but it felt intangible. i wanted to type in chat that i was watching from a demolished house, but i woke up when the roof collapsed on my head

>> No.7874749

Maybe it was due to all the drama posting, but I had a dream last night Matsuri was giving me head, and I had my first wet dream since middle school

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How to have dreams again I haven't had dreams in like a decade
I just want to have a taste of my oshi that's all

>> No.7875197

>>7875010
Drink coffee and take nyqill

Your brain will stay on a heightened state perfect for lucid dreams.

>> No.7875341

>>7870589
The second is hilarious

>> No.7876225

>>7868638
>Be me
>sitting on a bed and about to take off with some dude who looks like ace attorney but around 18, haachama and Nux Taku.
>Apparently we are investigators trying to find someone or something
>I'm ready to leave
>While we all walk Nux gets close to haachama and begins to chit chat
>Haachama looks serious but still chats with him
>We are now in a balcony, Nux and Haachama are sitting on a bench clearly made only for 2 with arm restings
>Haachama says something in a serious tone and Nux looks her in the eyes and says some cheesy pick up line about friendship and her being beautiful with a "sexy tone"
>Holy fuck they are making out
>The other guy is sitting on a chair with a laptop trying to find what we need
>Fireworks
>what the fuck is going on
>"A company is an animal" they are making out furiously and for some reason I can't stop looking at them weirded out
>"That's trying to survive" Haachama breaks the kiss and slowly makes Nux lean on the bench.
>"It's struggling and fighthing to keep itself alive" Haachama grabs Nux's legs and raises them up
>"I must keep on biggering!" Mfw Haachama suddenly has a huge futa cock
>"I'm figgering on biggering!" That shit is growing
>"Though biggering" Nux looks confused, it is still growing
>"It's triggering" Haachama is positioning her hips
>"More biggering" I kick Haachama and pull nux out unharmed
>Mfw i realized i wanted that for myself and was jealous...

Yeah Im quitting the hobby, good luck guys

>> No.7876478

>>7875197
Can you just jump to having lucid dreams from not having any at all with just some off the shelf drugs?

>> No.7879098

Maybe. I literally never remember any of my dreams. Been this way since childhood. Dunno if I'm just fucked up or if it's normal but remembering a dream is a foreign concept to me.

>> No.7879677

I only dreamed of Ollie once, and I don't even like her. I have never watched her streams or clips.

>> No.7880339

I had a dream where, for some reason, both me and Gura wanted Rikka dead. I don’t know the context, I know nothing about him irl or why I’d have such violent thoughts. But he was a huge asshole in the dream, and the two of us kidnapped him with the intention of killing him. Gura was cute, but very unhelpful and acted pretty much like Scout throughout the whole thing.

We did a really bad job and tried to restrain him in a room, but didn’t even have rope to tie him up in. The most we could do was wrap him in a blanket and kick the shit out of him. Later on, we found the room door wide open, but he was just sleeping inside it instead of having escaped At least it was fun to talk to her, and we were friends in this dream.

>> No.7883602

Miko made an appearance when I was about to walk away from an intervention for a psychological crisis, and her being there convinced me to accept. She brought Pekora and other random people in my life and I ended up feeling so loved that I decided it was worth living. She prevented my suicide and then hooked me up with Pekora on the condition that she gets to watch us fuck

I've never once watched a Miko stream

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