/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Sex with a fembud.

moomers segs

Gura talking about how much hair Moom has, and it's all fluffy and flowing.

Gura being gay for moom

Gura likes mumei's moomers in her bikini

How does she poop?

Gura has good taste

Submissive and agreeable tummy flagged by staff? Gura says she has said worst. If Santa's diabetic cheese is okay, then anything else is. Mooms hair is taller than Gura. Yep. Fluffy, luminous and flowing says Gura. Gura says moom is gorgeous in 3D. Gura is 90% baked in bikini. In reality, tail comes out of tail bone. If she wore a skirt, you'd be able to see her butt all the time. Gura butt on full display.

>>78673799
girls don't poop retard
>verification not required

Gura's anal tail... ToT

>>78673799
A lot.

Would dump my goom inside of moom.

GURAAAAAA WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER

>>78673799
Ban this guy.

someone PLEASE think of the advertisers

>>78673799
She's a girl and an idol, she doesn't.

>>78673799

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>78673604
ANALGAKI!!!!!!!!!!!

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

>>78673901

Gurass

Big fat tail making sure Gura's butt is in view at all times TuT

>>78673848
stop drawing pictures of me
its creepy :(

true like my front tail goomba

>>78673934
SNIFFFFF

Gura asking other hololive members with big fat tails from start. Risu mention. Coco's dragin tail mention. Annoyingly big but nice to have tail.

Man this shark is in a mood tonight

>>78673965
Bro, you need to get a new barber.

Is my daughterwife having an episode?

"i'm talking girthy from the base"


AUDIO BUDS, GET ON IT

gura cute

>>78673934
>>78673982

Her spanish have improved more than her japanese, hmm, i wonder why, what motivates her learning spanish? hmmmmmm who speaks spanish? hmmmmm

>>78674061
There was a panty shot in there somewhere too

I don't think she'll keep reading until she reaches my SC...

samen

She has given up

Does phrasing even matter? Out of context Gura doesn't need context. Gura had salmon recently!

>>78674120
Si yo

Rip salmon emote

Child

>>78674120
Si, yo.

>>78674132
Fuck off Bishop

>dmc2
why the fuck is Flare sending Gura supas

>shge wants to talk about cool old guys


BROS, I'M SO IN!

I want to be Gura's cool old guy

>>78674120
Me, I do

pls call me bishop

Gura wants to talk about cool old guys more. imitating chat saying she didn't play all the DMC games. Her repsponse is yes. Dante best.

She's definitely in a mood tonight

I still don't get why Gura thinks ``Santa's diabetic cheese'' is such an extreme phrase

>>78674120
Si, yo

Outer Wilds part 2 when

woohoo pizza!

Gura wants Dante dick

>>78674281
please put your name in the name section, thank you

>>78674311
because it makes her cringe, unironically.

Gura would rather play Dark Souls over Elden Ring. Based.

I too would rather watch more Shark Souls than Shark Ring.

>>78674120

Sekiro never...

>>78674311
Because Santa having diabetes is basically a death sentence with all the cookies he's forced to eat.

>>78674120
Me her half spic boyfriend.

Holy fuck I just realized it's been 2 hours

Please ignore the ARS spammer Gura...

>>78674400
Koa sexo

Gura gonna run away from the FromSoftware dorks. She still has birthday protection ward for now. No more From Software talk. Gura tired.

lmao

>>78674509
I'm very relieve and happy that she didn't fuck off at the hour mark this time, and is reading supas! really gives me hope for the future

Cripple...

NEW SOUNDPOST LETS GOOOOO

Less cunny, and more ADULT Gura art pls.

that's a high-level containment breach right there

KEK

Wheelchairschizo...

LMAO how does that sound cripple?

Gonna need that as a soundpost

can gooob swim now ?

Come on, dude

Man if I was more motivated, I just got a really good idea.

That's a new soundpost.

>>78674311
One of the first signs of diabetes is increased occurrence of yeast infection which usually presents itself as an overgrowth of smegma.

That was proof Gura is one of us

>>78674733
Tell me you have diabetes without telling me you have diabetes

>>78674521
What is ARS? i don't have chat open.

Sax chads

No more ragtime jazz. Gura was sick of it. Gura's favorite instrument: Saxophone, Banjo, Steel drums.

I own 3 saxes. Later losers.

>>78674521
Here we go again now that he's seen that it works.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

tummybud was that you?

We know the soundpost anon now

Holy shit I play the sax

>>78674904
Alto, soprano, tenor?

Oh yes. the beating of member chumbies with a kabuki brush over tummy noises. I remember that.

>>78674832
Borderline, so you're not too far off.

>>78674996
yes
But I dont own a soprano or baritone

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

Gura's tummy said it likes being remembered!

>>78674857
Argentina coins that gets you red super for like cents, some VPN dude is spamming them.

>>78674929
samen

She seems so stressed.

INCOMING

prepare the soundpost

Baguraette honhonhon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FOOT NOISES!!!!!

SHES DOING IT

oh shit we're SO back

SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN FOR ONCE

>glass pc case

this is basically an apology stream for missing so many streams.

GOD IMAGINE
I WANT HER TO DO THAT TO MY FACE

I never seen an update to a soundpoat but here we are

Gura putting her footprints over the glass? PC sits farther away from her now. Far enough way so you don't hear it. Oh, it's a black case so no footprints.

WHAT IS THIS STREAM

>>78675269
PURE BLISS

I WILL BE GOOMING

Gura saying chumbies are all talk. Art time. She'll draw what we would see. Our POV of when we are in the ring together.

>>78675269
Contender for stream of the year.

>>78675325
uwoh

GURA I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW LATER TODAY, MERCY!!!!!!!

She's definitely /here/

Drawing what?

>>78675386
So that means we should all go without!?!

>>78675337
Disagree but it’s a great stream. Unironically the book was my favorite part

>>78675386
break a leg chumbie

How come no one from the discord mentioned the sameido stream?

>>78674400
>Her own audience sabotage her stream by giving 150 tier 1 gifted subs with ARS
>the same shit is happening now with the EN branch now
ES branch was a mistake

Gura la creatura. Taking time to finish art and you'll feel so bad to threaten to beat her up.

>Gura wants me to beat her up
Idk how I feel about this

>>78675431
Idk but I answered the questions and that's what I wrote under favorite stream when I picked other.

when's the next stream after this one?

HBD G

>>78675431
they did, but it didn't get included in the book

Yes Gura I love you!

>>78675575
See yah next year loser!

Gura surprised you like this shark based on art. She looks like a south park character? Art reveal! So that's what we'll fight in the ring. Would we punch such a face? big eye Gura.

YES I WOULD LMAO

I would punch that powerpuff looking mf so fucking hard

GURA HURRY UP I WANT TO PLAY ELDEN RANG AND I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH SMT VENGEANCE

>>78675575
>next stream

>>78675639
>>78675749

I'M GONNA GOSLING!!!!!!!!! SHE'S TOO CUTE

I love Gura so much. I wish I could kiss her forehead and nipples

>>78675751
>>78675771

>>78675777

>>78674061
>>78675145
For me it's this one

>>78675751
pointy buds

>>78675880

>a mammogram

>>78675575
Probably Minecraft in 2 days.

>>78675903
DONT SAY THAT I CANT UNSEE IT NOW HOLY NOLLY, no wonder she's lactating

Punching cute little Gura before she gets first move. Nice. Gura's favorite 3 letter word? TKB, not It's actually a acronym not an anagram. They are called Hololive En so they can learn English together? That's news to me.

>>78675970
MY OSHI HAS CANCER LE- wait a minute she doesnt have titties.

gura im tired

I hope she's ogey...

I will do it chumbuds, sorry
Gura, end the stream I need to work in a few hours

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

gomen

>>78676060
End your life

>>78674120
I have no idea what your smoking but it's made you retarded.

>>78676002
oh right... that 1 block shit is still going

Gura didn't spell acronym right did she? Gura thought Germany was landlocked. "you guys can swim there?"

>>78675145
I'm happy to see Red Gura. Hopefully, this won't be the last time. She seems like one of those concepts that they'd intentionally retire for being "not consumer friendly."

>>78676117
Great, answering 30 minutes after her speaking spanish fluently, yeah, YOU are the one with amputated brain

so every short stream really is gura being sick of us, good to know

>>78676002
Go back kfp

>she's actually reading member renewal messages
>I wasted mine at the start of the 3D
just kill me

>us

>>78676228
New tactics dropped?

>>78676254
Yeah I feel it bro
She kinda trained me to not supa

Did gooba ever mentioned about the squishy boucy foot thing she teased before?

>>78676344
Nope her reason for that is still under wraps

More ARS akas...

Gura's got the living long part down at least. Gura likes chips in queso. She will get to the bottom of that queso dip so she tries to hold herself back.

Gooba wants to sit on the couch with artichoke dip and scoop chips.

>>78676464
I hope she ignores that spammer

this cute shark child

>>78676423
Damn, i was actually expecting it to be her BD merch.. :(

Wait did she just hint that her health problems are actually that serious?

Exposed kek

Is her brain melting?

Alright wrap it up gura
It's time to go to sleep

>>78676590
what?

Gura saying she is a scout, i am 100% sure that didn't even remind her about her character Scout

>>78676254
Seems like most of the SCs from earlier in this stream got lost too.

Gura knows how to filter water. Girl is a scout. She learned it and not from some instagram reel time as chat called out. No clap for shark for stealing content. Our algorithm is synced with Gura. We laugh at the same stuff.

I STILL get occasional hoof trimming videos recommended on youtube from the one time I searched it after gooba mentioned them.

Well, can you?

JasonDreams & Bishop spamming chat with nonsense, are they more acoustic than Gura or whats going on?

BIG IRON

she read my suggestion

Gura calling member chumbies for loli kami angelic chumbud choir. Next challenge is orchestral? Ave Maria? A big iron cover? It's next to impossible to get english cover perms.

Please god do another one. I will finish it the day its announced.

Ah man. Gura missed Junichi's superchat. He's a longtime jap chumbud

>everyone suggesting erika

gura I'm going to shit myself if you don't end soon

>>78676797
Please

>>78676937
Fat chance. I would fucking kneel. But thats impossible.

>>78676937
I wish she saw it, I suggested it too

Obscure german songs? If only Gura knew a certain german chicken. Rammstein- Du hast mention. Kiara karaoke mention. Can't play on stream since it would make stream disappear.

>>78676873
>It's next to impossible to get english cover perms.
When a billion dollar company says something is "next to impossible," it really means "of course we could easily do it, it's just not worth the cost."

Rammstein is the biggest overhyped faggy shitbags

This stream keeps on going despite her having so many random out she could have taken from reading stuff off chat

>>78676944
Use your phone

>>78677026
>If only Gura knew a certain german chicken
Kiara's been talking about the Großgermanisches Reich again, hasn't she?

>>78676686
I want her to filter water through her body and into my mouth

>>78677042
The company didn't say that, she said it, for the reason you just mentioned.

RHOMBUS MY BELOVED

>>78676180
I have no idea what your fucking talking about achizo but its probably stupid bait. Last reply.

>>78677072
It's in the other room

Gura stretching herself because someone said eyes far apart. Gura has turned into pudding. She's hitting the wrong buttons.

HOLY KINO

>>78677059
I like the guitar solo part of "du hast"

Can Korone do that?!

>>78676937
Westerwald is better

she's manipulating images now oh nyo

as a foreigner I love what Same-chan is doing with her image right now

wide wife.

>>78677189
fag

Oh this poor girl, she's yet to accept that she's getting older.

Wide Gura theory...

>>78677059
They put on a good concert, 10/10 pyrotechnics. I do agree that Du Hast is overhyped.

>>78677234
>are you proud of yourself?

>>78677230
it's the thing they edited with bongo cat smashing a table

Architect bros...

WIDE GURA IS BACK

Are you proud of yourself of making a birthday shark go wide on stream. The hat makes it worse. Someone sat on the shark. Gura expanding.

I sat on your gura

EXPAND SHARK

she wanted to call herself stretchy SO BAD

this is easily one of her top 5 streams

ok wrap it up gura

wide gura my beloved...

E X P A N D S H A R K

>>78677091
Or a sly Cecilia reference?

I'm surprised management hasn't bonked her for having too much fun yet.

>>78677345
SHUT UP FAGGOT

Well, looks like Gura time is up. She's got places to go of course. Gura has become megamind.

I thought the clickety sounds from her bgm was her mouse

>>78677362
they've been having panic attacks in chat

yup, the longer she streams, the more unhinged she gets

POTION SELLER, I REQUIRE YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS

I hate when vtubers fuck with their model it ruins the illusion

Hold on, hold on,
I need to know the rest of the toilet paper tubes up the butt factoid.

>>78677137
Fucking retarded fucker "I have no idea what you where talking about but i am gonna call you bait" fucking retarded fucker, are you the one of the Palestinian protesters that got interviewed and got asked what they where protesting and they where "Ohhh hmm i don't know, people told me to come here and protest", you have no clue what was said, yet you complained about it

Absolute brainrotting brain-amputated ultra-retard

Gura should sniff more ants.

I love when vtubers fuck with their model it's hilarious

2 papers up butt. she didn't finish that. Shark fact returns. Gura is smartest shark ever lived. Gura wants to know what you are doing. Anime character freak out zoom in. I can see that. Gura admits to losing her mind. For real this time.

is gura okay

yeah, me

wowwwww

>>78677536
she's high on love

>>78677495
sir this is a /ggg/ thread

kusogaki dimension. imagine

It's like she has the thoughts of someone on THC but also the full mental faculties needed to convey them clearly

>>78677536
no, she's great.

Wrap up the stream Gura
you have your time

Gura stuck in kusogaki/ samegake dimension. Gura's stomach says it needs a snack. We can get a hug but need to bend over?

Gura watches Beastars.

Its been a while

gura!??!!??!

>>78677624
based

>>78677562
yeah, my love

this shark

this shark is cracked

She said you'd have to bend over to hug her. Why was chat taking that differently?

God I love her

"Stop it! Get it up!!" "In a perfect world, a shark like me wouldn't exist." Gura talking with some potion seller? Gura really needs to do more roleplaying streams.

>>78677495
Yeah, you're brain's cooked.

That one candy? Me.

>>78677465
confirmed

sound post bros

>3 hours
Holy fuck how

I made her laugh. I'm so happy bros.

>>78677777
oof

>>78677777
Kind of a waste tbdesu

>>78677783
Gura stopped drinking oat milk. Now that she is no longer plagued by allergies, she has the stamina to stream for longer stretches of time.

>>78677801
Feels good. Cloud nine.

Gura's big head looks like tempura? Sounds good. Nihongo Jouzo time. Gura still going with this stream.

I just felt a fucking zit on my forehead this is bullshit I'm 33

Gura can read Japanese!

>>78677815
n-no, dont do it c-chumbuds

>>78677777
Double confirmed

>>78677777
wasted

>>78677783
I wasn't expecting this much chatting tonight, but it's been so good

>>78677862
Same, they told me this shit stopped at 25

She doesn't seem okay at all. She has too much pressure on her.

>>78677906
Wash your skin you fucking retards lol.

>>78677859
It shouldn't be that easy for me to get this happy. It's over for me, I will never be able to love a real girl.

N I P P L E

Got another cute wink. Gura tries her best. She's just scared of Japanese words. Gura's tummy getting louder. water bottle has sports top? Everyone calls it the nipple top? What, Gura?

Gura's nipple top TuT

that nipple ? me

Gura sucking on a nipple.

>>78677943
Also change your pillow cases.

>>78677943
Pretty sure it's the minoxidil's fault
Fuck I miss being 26

and we've circled back to nipples

I'm realizing I've never actually spoken of one of those sippy top bottle things ever. I've never called it anything.
I didn't expect this sort of revelation today.

>>78677910

>>78677777
she's /here/, confirmed

Gura made me hungry and now I'm tempted to do a 1AM ghost kitchen order

>the goober clugger

That's what I call my dick too!

GURA NEEDS TO SUCK ON THINGS, BUDS

>>78678069
Nozzle? Mouth?

When she drinks water. Did she ask mumei this? She can't drink water out of cup. She needs one with a tiny hole or straw to sip out of.

>>78678080
Im thinking jack n the box but I am getting fat.

That straw? My penis.

>can't drink without a straw
she's actually a cute retard

>>78677910
>>78678073

>>78678073
Ponytail Gura would be the death of me

She is a literal autistic child

yeah I like to suck on my tumbler

Gura is so autistic, I love her

>>78678076
that one was somebody in chat I think

>gummy grandma


bro

I'ts been 3 nhours Gura, lt me go to sleep...

Gura has sensitive teeth and she doesn't want water to touch it. "My shark is going to talk about peanut butter again. What do I do?" Gura must become destine grandma. Remove all her teeth instead of just bottom one. Gura could become a denture farm? Grandma's and grandpas with shark teeth sounds terrifying.

She's basically drinking in a way to bypass it hitting her teeth.

https://youtu.be/dfZFsmPTYJQ?si=q2yUne65usKbnCws

GUMMY GUMS

>>78678192
Yes but she knew what the meme was immediately.

She's really a child...

Indirecto kissu? ToT

Gura's stomach has a scarier growl than she does. Nihongo Jouzo time again.

>>78678259
out of 10

JP fembuds...

>>78678253
nightmare fuel

the cutest

>>78678121
I wish I had one of those around. Ever since covid, the only thing I could get after midnight was taco bell. Just yesterday a mcdonald's started staying open again though.

>>78678229
I wake up in 4 hours for the most stressful and physically taxing annual event of my work year

>>78678316
Perhaps this is more to your liking?

>>78677042
>Cost
Not this company the only thing that matters is if you have a penis between your leg or willing to shill them.

>>78678358
yes

>>78678239
>>78678243
I had the same problem and my dentist put sealant on the molar grooves. Best quality of life fix I've had in years.

>>78678350
lol do you work in a chain restaurant or something?

>Gura hides her meds in her pudding

What pills does she take?

Gura uses pill crushers that is used for cats because she has a small mouth. She wants her candy coated medicine. She had a meal 2 days ago. Now it's time for cake and ice cream. Oh, piece of candy stuck to soda can. The one she removed earlier from her mouth.

>>78678368
Major labels, such as WB who owns Big Iron, charge money for perms, retard-kun.

Is she actually dying?

>>78678447
probably something to mitigate the whole passes-out-randomly problem

>>78678447
Prozac

Gura sure is talking about putting a lot of stuff in her mouth

Guras too small for my cock ToT

I like Gura. I hope she is doing good.

Gura likes Jazz, Orchestral, Game OSt, Anime OSt, early 2000s pop, country. dabble in rap. Gura listens to a lot of Yoshi and Kirby music.

Nightcore mention.

>>78678358
Using literally me instead of the buzzer was a funny idea

is speedcore nightcore?


i'e never heard of spedcore

>>78678552
Do chumbuds scream "uohhhh" when tugged on by her?

>>78678400
One day she'll visit the dentist...

Ancient shark

Gurandma...

Fucking shameless

>>78678599
It's dogshit.

My wife listened to nightcore... We are...

>>78678239
Sensitive teeth are usually, but not always, a symptom of poor overall dental health like gum disease, worn enamel and cavities.

>>78678603
As a matter of fact, yes

Really eventful day
>Gura really is Dino Gura but not Gawr
>Full Color really is in management prison
>Chumbuds do not like collabs though everyone already knew that
>Gura wants me to rape her
>There is another live in the works already
>Gura might set up another big brain games because of new girls
Did I miss forget any other reveals

imagine making a song so bad that the nightcore version is an improvement

>>78678599
i guess its when tiktok zoomers speed up songs for their edits or something

Gura in corner "It's nightcore. Back in my day we got laughed at for listening to nightcore. It's calle the Alvin and the Chipmunks version." Gura predicting what she will be like in old people's home.

>>78678599
Speedcore, generally speaking, is hardcore electronica faster than around 175 BPM. It's a broad term encompassing a lot of different subgenres, with some reaching upwards of 1000 BPM.

oh shes gone off the deep end

>>78678630
How much has she made over both streams?

>>78678630
So hes given her US$25

She has to be ovulating

deez nuts

Gura is going to let me eat her nuts...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT SHE ALREADY SANG IT TO US STUPID FAGGOT

Gura planted 30 sunflowers?

>>78678725
1k ARS is 1$ and 10 cents

Gura leaving to voice her chipmunk OC. She's a chipmunk channel. Gura's fursona. Would you like Gura if she was a chipmunk? She'll share her nuts with us but if you don't then she'll hid the nutsack and let you starve in the winter. Gura planted 40 sunflowers and only got 2. The damn squirrels or birds got them.

>>78678630
traumadumper too

>>78678630
IF I COULD REALLY STRANGLE THAT GUY, I WOULD

>>78678805
Everyone dumbud

>>78678786
Then block him. the only reason to have him unblocked is because you want to enjoy being angry.

this is going on for far too long
let me sleep

>>78678725

I merely dont look at the supers and wait for the best ones to be posted here.

She really loves JP niki, writing in Japanese seems to be the biggest chance of getting read.

>>78678894
oh I didn't know it was an option. Thanks bud, it's done.

I can't believe she's still going. I was expecting this to be a short stream.

>>78678630
Can we fuckin collectively report his stupid ass.
He has to learn a lesson.

someone kill this squid guy

What a contrast to last year's birthday

>>78678888
26.40$ from akas, he also sent a couple others but Im too lazy to add them

>>78678907
Over both streams? Less than I thought but at the same time she still averages the same amount nearly 4 years later

>>78678972
I havent gotten up this entire time.

>>78679010
yeah something was going on with her at that time

>>78679050
She was drinking oat milk without realizing she was allergic to it then.

>>78679024
Same I’m really hungry to.

>>78678894
Thanks for reminding me that was a thing, rarely use blocking stuff anywhere, but this guy is just too much.

I could literally listen to her ramble on about random shit like this forever

>>78679019
Yeah, both. $15,842.90 now

>>78679019
merch better than sc

After she mentioned nightcore I started to listen to this in the background. I think I'm losing it as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8H0nhDDKTzQ

>>78678650
>Gura is not mommy and anyone doing otherwise is an anti

>>78679104
same desu

Gura really is like an anime girl brought to life

Her plants were dying and that's why she seems so on edge? I should have known better knowing her.

Gura is a bad mom

Chloe wasn't in it because of a scheduling conflict and she's stinky.

>>78679130
Obviously anon I just wanted to know if she’s still consistent

>>78679110
Thanks

>3d live
>lolikami cover
>3 hour+ zatsu
what a wonderful day

>>78679212

Gura's orchid

I usually only SC once a stream without expecting to get read. SC'd like 5 times today and no dice.

Still happy regardless.