/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

I hope Lia realizes she isn't on her channel and she is free to say "kill yourself" as many times as she wants

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

Gays out!

>>78647048
what a throw back

i love how they are still scufffed like it is their first day on the job

Cute Lia

new merch!

>>78647564
well it get here before the plushies from last year?

>>78647048
Hey it's the chick who flirted with a guy on stream for half an hour

is it merch or is it a chibi 3d model?

>>78647564
>>78647764
3D chibis actually, we are so back

>>78647831
>chibis
I hope it isn't a wonder AI shitshow again

Lia knows what a suplex is?!!

>>78647831
>3D chibis
Fuck that. Where’s the actual quality 3D models. It’s been 3 fucking years.

>3D wrestling
We ARE back!!!

>Supplex Michiru

>>78647909
who doesn't know what a suplex is

>>78647909

First one is Lia!

The relics! What the fuck does that mean?!

TOO BIG

Ashelias debut lag made me feel so bad for, the second debut being equally as scuffed was brutal

Lia is Gods toughest soldier

>>78647913
Lia is gonna have to fight for it and not take no for an answer.

The scuff is great

>>78648787
it brings me back...

Sisterly teasing

I would commit war crimes for any of these girls

>>78648982
A good soldier follows orders

>>78649052
kek

>>78649052
Real AND true!

>>78649052
fact

>>78649052

Iori is pure

>>78649300
those armpits are anything but pure

Why is this so boring? the only girl here I care about is Lia.

>>78649384
I know this is bait but you should still feel bad for making this post

>>78649384
you answered yourself

I want Lia to stick her nose into Ioris butthole

in the old golden days the daily stream flow of Lia to Pippa to Uruka was so good

>>78649716
this but her armpit

>>78649366
>Me when deer pits

This is great, everybody's so cute

100% playing FF14

Ashelia Rinkou in Michiru's debut

>>78650543
>>78650194
nowhere near enough focus and she wouldn't do that during anniversary

Wait that lia sounded good

>>78650264

Lia wylin out she so excited!

>>78650913
FACT

They've done this well I think. Company anniversary is honored, but Origins is the focus.

>>78650194
>>78650543
Lia is talking, she's not playing, come on.

I really thought the coffee meme would end after the first run. it's kinda grown on me though, having a consumable merch is kinda cool

>>78651599
I was memeing. Lia has been engaging. Good energy.

did anybody get a snap of the full merch?

>>78651699
it's not just cool, it's a good business plan

Lia's real answer is "Pomu"

Lia and Michiru being beside each other brings me joy, they are so cute

>>78652108
100%

>>78651902
It's on the website

>>78652108
Lia answer doesn't change, it's Gen2. She loves being a senpai.

>Phase Wars
I will now anti tenma

so if Lia is senpai to Gen2, what does that make her and gen1 to Gen3?

>>78652803
Cope and seeth about it Jabroni

>>78653011

>>78653011
Also senpai. Senpai is older colleague. Or you can call her daisenpai, big senpai

>>78653011
grandma senpai

told ya Lia shoulda said pomu

September 2022 my beloved
Xalabussy lost
Gen1 won

>>78653999

>>78653999
>>78654159
KWAB

>>78653011
its Senpai<Manpai<Okupai<Chopai in this order

>iori poster became a streamer
wild

>we are the hags now

>>78653999
I mean he won in the end because the talents matured and realized he was right, he just tried to force it on them and make them be a way instead of going the self discovery route

>it's harder than I thought!

Lia says vtubing is HARD

>>78655304
yeah me

vtubing makes me hard

Lia is shaking to express NO

real answer given

Vtubing is not hard Lia. If it was hard and actually required you to try you wouldn’t be able to take 2 weeks off randomly to play video games.

I kinda missed the awkward EN to Iori to JP translations

>>78655988
being entertaining is hard, I don't care what else you say. obviously Lia is blessed to be in her position and she recognizes that but if it was so easy there wouldn't be so many 2views

>>78655988
If vtubing is so easy then why don't you do it?
how is your channel going, anon?

>>78656256
>Lia is blessed to be in her position and she recognizes that
Does she recognize that? Because it seems like she really takes it for granted.

>>78656498
watch streams

SCAM

>>78656544
Her actions speak louder than the lip service she gives when she does decide to stream.

>Iori interviewed in person
wew

>Lia got dressed up for her zoom interview thinking Sakana would turn the camera on, but the camera was never turned on so she dressed up for nothing

Cute retard Lia!

>>78656731
You gonna watch and rewatch every VOD until you die! Your anti'ing serves no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on Lia's stream sucking on her fazcock daily! Your purpose is being in that chat blowing that fazcock daily! Your doomposts are nothing! Being an anti serves zero purpose! You should watch Lia, NOW! And give Lia a like, comment, and subscribe, so that the algorithm can pick her up and she can become a teen idol sensation. Because what are you here for? To anti? WATCH LIA! I mean that, with a hundred double dollars. With a thousand double dollars.

>>78656803
well her and Dizzy basically live right next to the warehouse so it kinda makes sense

>>78657109
>>78656731
Lia is streaming literally right now.
Either watch the stream or go lick Hexa's butthole

>>78657142
>>78656803
they are never escaping the related rrats

Oh, there it is. We were talking about this a few days ago. Nasa and Michiru didn't even talked to Fishman. They were added at the end, they were interviewed by Gorira.

>lia put on interview clothes for her first chat with Sakana
Good professional girl

Lia and Uruka are meant for eachother

>Lia was so desperate she just signed the contract, didn't read it!

>>78657688

>>78657689
God, she's so lucky she hasn't been human trafficked

>>78657689
Sakana really missed out by not adding an arranged marriage clause.

>>78657689
and retards here were saying that she was some kind of contractual genius for jumping ship from Yunity
she had no idea what she was doing

Lia giving a real answer again

>>78658026
Lia is raw

>>78657957

lia trusts in god's plan

this stream is giving me butterflys in my tummy

Lia you are the company kouhai and they love you for it

>>78658986
everyones little sister Lia

Lia may not call Tenma senpai, but she has called her the mother of the gen and she is a blessing

God i want to rub hot sauce in Lia’s eyes

>>78659545
Spicy dry rub would probably work better.

>>78659545
what brand?

>do we have 27 people?
>nobody else answers to confirm if it is or not
kek

Amazing, no wonder these gen 1 is still together

>Sakana would give powerpoint presentations for every meeting early on

>>78660498
origins is gold

They should watch the watchmojo thing

>>78660575
what a fucking nerd

here we go. keep it rolling. this is what i want.

>lia was playing power wash simulator during meetings
bros, I don't think a fucking thing has changed

All he ever wanted is his minecraft dream

>>78660974
that's not as bad as FF14 cuz powerwash is simple, there are no characters to get attached to

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE BEAR
RATE THE FOX
RATE THE DRAGON
RATE THE DEEROTIC
RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE WITCH
RATE THE 3 YEARS

>>78660974
so THAT'S how Lia got her max level power washing gear. if you look at the UruLia powerwash collab she has top level gear that requires hours of grinding

>>78661290
Cant believe i have been watching for 2 of the years where has time gone

>>78661290
Gen 1 love/10
The stream was mid though/10

>>78661290
>RATE THE MALWARE
grateful
>RATE THE BEAR
horny
>RATE THE FOX
COUGH
>RATE THE DRAGON
she keeps showing more personality each time i watch her
>RATE THE DEEROTIC
i want to join the guild
>RATE THE RABBIT
quiet, but perked up literally in the last 3 minutes with the meeting story
>RATE THE WITCH
she was undressing me with her eyes the whole stream
>RATE THE 3 YEARS
Here is to Year 4!

>>78661290
Lia/10
Lias wife/10
she protects my little sister/10
sleepy and cute/10
I want to lick her armpits/10
my second favorite retard/10
Lias cutest sister/10
I have been here the entire time. it's been an amazing journey. I really don't have the words to describe how wonderful it has been. i'm so so glad I stuck to phase connect. I love all these girls so much and i'm so proud of them/10

>>78661290
She shoulda answered Pomu/Mint instead of being a good humble girl/10

>>78661290
>RATE THE MALWARE
She was huge and cute!/10
>RATE THE BEAR
She was seiso, blue, and choppy/10
>RATE THE FOX
She was sick and ill!/10
>RATE THE DRAGON
She was cute!/10
>RATE THE DEEROTIC
She was seiso!/10
>RATE THE RABBIT
She was the cutest rabbit!/10
>RATE THE WITCH
She was amazing!/10
>RATE THE 3 YEARS
Great years!/10

>>78661290
lia gave some heartfelt answers. I do believe her when she says sometimes god makes thing happen for a reason.
even at her low points like the donothon, i don't think lia would be the lia she is today if that didn't happen.

>no otsutweet
Its over she graduating

>>78662282
You don't do otsutweets for streams that aren't hosted on your channel everybody knows the rules.

>>78661290
Gen1 is special/10
Even though this is Lias thread it feels like a gen1 one, and i appreciate that.

>>78662639
michibro you the real mvp

>>78653011
Daisenpai

>>78661290
Posted it earlier, but I think they did a very nice job balancing company anniversary but making sure origins is the focus on this day.

>>78662639
This will always be the Origins Clubhouse as well!

>>78661290
>RATE THE MALWARE
Cutest in the room!
>RATE THE BEAR
Had the best scuff!
>RATE THE FOX
Cutest plague bearer!
>RATE THE DRAGON
Second cutest girl in the room!
>RATE THE DEEROTIC
Best translator!
>RATE THE RABBIT
Needs to speak up and talk more!
>RATE THE WITCH
One funny mother fucker!
Stream Potion!
>RATE THE 3 YEARS
When Leah answered about how things were meant to happen I wholeheartedly believe it. I know there is a proper saying for this but a "Life with no Downs is a life with no Ups".
Doesn't just apply to lia but all the girls in Origins, they really should hold their heads up high.

>>78665568
WHERE WERE YOU YESTERDAY WHEN THE THREAD WAS FULL OF PENIS AND GAY SMUT!? WE NEEDED YOU UUUUUUUUUU

>>78665568
>Leah
I hate my autocorrect forces her name to be spelled like that if I don't notice it.

>>78655988
I will (not) pick you, Seething Femanon.

>>78665837
CUTE

>>78665710
Recovering from the overtime. Just finished a 5:30 to 5:30 shift today. Decide to drop by for the anniversary. Probably won't see me again till next week.

>>78666330
working 12s is rough, ganbatte

>>78665837
So heartwarming, I believe with all my heart and soul.

>>78666480
>>78666330
UUUUUUU I MISSED YOU JUNKOP

>>78665837
>This is not on her Twitter
>She did not post this on Discord
Anon, where did you get this?

>>78667434
youtube community page

>>78667619
Really hate how YouTube doesn't give notifications for posts, thank you for sharing though!

>>78665837
I want Lia to beat my brains in with that bat

>>78666330
based overtime worker, my respect for you has increased slightly

>>78669485

>>78669609
*plaps u*

keep the fire lit

the fuck and suck machine arrived, I'll post a video at some point but I'm not sure when I'll use it

>>78671056
based. can't wait to see it

>>78671056

>>78671056

ay no liker, what is you doin

>>78671505
let anon plap his cock

>>78671505
I'm getting my peatnis sucked by an electronic device

>>78671647
>not sure when i'll use it to i'm getting sucked by an electronic device in 6 minutes
lmao

>>78671056
How about you fucking don't? Even if it's your filthy queer month that doesn't mean you get to make the thread all filthy and dirty with your dick sucking machine.

>>78672031
what makes it gay?

>>78672031
I would suck your dick better than any machine

>>78672031
how is it gay to fuck a machine? it's basically a robot so it has no gender

>>78672130
>>78672171
I meant posting the video you goddamn queers, should have been playing an obvious.

>>78648759
factually incorrect, newfag. they were separate but equal.
you cannot erase history.

>>78672519
it's a product review, it's not gay. we need to know if it's worth buying

>>78672626
That was a half assed attempt to have EN and JP branches. The real Phase Connect JP started with Kaleido. People were even wondering if Michiru, Iori and Nasa were gonna be part of it, but no, everybody knows they are forever Gen1.

>>78672626
I love when newfrens try to come into this thread acting like they know shit about Phase history when this thread probably has the biggest percentage of oldfags of all the phase threads.
it's like the time someone tried to say Lumi brought Xalamon into phase when he was a head Tenma mod in 2021

>>78673062
>Says there was never Gen1 JP distinction
>gets hit with proof there was
KWAB

>>78673300
>biggest percentage of oldfags
How is that possible when people said Lia changed her audience in 2023?

>>78672626
Not only this but IIRC they were even separated as JP on the Phase website
I remember this because I recall people back then insisting Tenma was JP and people would point to the website that she was never ever a JP talent

/lia from phase connect/ try not to argue about the most inane pointless shit challenge (impossible edition)

>>78673300
nta, the couple oldfags we got just post a lot

>>78673632
we should be arguing about important things like lia's pink butthole

>>78673829
it's brown albeit

>>78673632
autism is one hell of a drug

>>78673927
it's blue actually

>>78673632
We probably have 2-3 2021 day 1 oldfags
Probably 5-10 2022 fags idk if they count as oldfags
Depending on how many unique posters you think this thread has, that is a high percentage compared to the others which is what I said.

>>78673992
YO LISTEN UP HERES A STORY
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD

>>78673927
if it's brown why did you give up fighting the butthole wars? you know you are on the wrong side of history that's why

>>78673992
imagine the blueberry braps

>>78673632
it's not managerposting at least

>>78674296
I'm not the original brown butthole poster, he fell in battle so we're slowly reconvening our forces. Prepare accordingly, pinkerton.

>>78674057
I thought this thread had like 12 unique posters, even if the counter said 50 IPs when the thread started. I think now it's more since the thread is faster. Phoneposters cannot be discounted.

>>78674326
imo vtl wisps

>>78674985
do they have a team?

>>78674674
I want nazi Lia to gas me if you know what I mean

>>78675503
I doubt it since the thread is fairly new

>>78675605
showertime

>>78675605
yeah, with her pink butthole
>>78675636
/pcgia/ made it in for the first vlt they signed up for, seems more about how interested the thread it

I remember a wisp coming here and saying they were putting together a team

>>78675503
they are finishing up the team and will join vtl7

>>78675636
>>78675704
this very thread you are posting in went from being created -to- being signed up in 3 weeks time IIRC. Granted, there are new rules set in place + this thread has not made a mockery of divegrass where it is just a manager FC shitpost team that popped up to sign up for a VTL, and then disappeared once the league ended.

>>78675933
we have the power of extreme autism on our side

I opened the Mint thread to ask if they had a team and they were talking about grooming a Liker to dress up like Mint because we are "basically girls"

>>78676328
show them this is what a Liker dressing up as a vtuber looks like. He looks like a serial killer.

>>78676429
thats just cause of the yippee mask

>>78676485
>ignores hime decapitating Eimi with a machete

>>78676571
Eimi would probably like that tho

>>78676133
yeah

Good night queers, will discriminate against you next week.

>>78676981
good luck with the overtime

>>78676981
rest well cutiepie

I wish I could slime Miss Lia with a big bucket of gooey green cake batter

>>78677700
ogey, Airi, calm down

>>78677735
does she have a wet and messy fetish?

>>78677830
Airi ordered like 7 slimes the other day because they were discounted on Amazon

>>78677972
what the fuck is 7 slimes

another day, another load spilt to Lias tiny butt

>>78676429
still wish he did this to hime instead

>>78676328
wisps seem like they would be passionate but violent lovers. they are just as obsessed with cute girl butts as we are, imagine jerking off with one to cute girl butts then you get in an argument over the material. the wisp insists on big booty bitches while the Liker wants cute tiny heinys on flat girls. the argument escalates into a wrestling match between the two naked hard men and eventually ends with the Liker pinned on his tummy. the wisp would maybe joke that flat butts aren't so bad afterall as he slaps the likers little man butt. the liker would protest and be thankful he's laying on his stomach so the wisp can't see him getting even harder than before

>>78680159

>>78680159
>the likers little man butt
likers aren't flat

>>78680275
how do you know little blue bottom?

>>78680323
it's easier for me to see how caked up they are when they get out of bed

>>78680693
>implying any Liker would want to get out of bed with you

>>78680799
ok but they're going to need to if they want to eat

>>78680992
they don't need to eat anything but your ass. I suppose they might have to get up to pee though so that's fair

>>78681164
why not just pee in his ass as well

>>78681392
that's gross, I don't want to stick my tongue in my own pee. and I don't want to pee in someones butt. and i'm a shy pisser so that's literally impossible

>>78681392
don't

>>78681486
shy pissers fucking suck! What the fuck is that? Just piss!
>no, I can't do it, because there's a dude next to me, I can't, I need to use a stall
Fuck you!

>>78681541
stop being mean to him, if he's shy let him have some privacy

>>78681541
no fuck you. I've been like this my entire life and I hate it. the stream literally won't start, it does not matter how hard I try or how bad I have to go. I can be in physical pain from needing to pee so bad and I still can't go in front of anyone

>>78681541
i can't control it like i dont give a fuck but my body does

>>78681486
how can one be a shy pisser? i think when you're at your pee limit you just gotta do it no matter if there are people looking right? it's human nature you can't fight it

>>78674674
WAO

>>78681596
thanks babe, mwah
>>78681678
please read my post above

[Lia news]
Eimi is playing at the moment, and she told a story about Offkai that she saw fish dakimakuras
>I think I saw it in the robot, or the Atrium feed, and Lia was like: ewww, nooo!!
Lia is anti-fish daki clearly

>>78681678
one time i had to pee so bad at a baseball game, i go to the bathrooms, waited in a line, finally get in there and despite how much i needed to pee it just wouldnt come out
the shit sucks

>>78681806
you need a cute liker to suck your pee out

>>78681678
have you ever peed in front of someone managersan? you don't have this issue, girls are expected to be given privacy, they have stalls for you and if your out doing something it's expected for you to wonder off to someplace secluded and safe to piss.

>>78681806
there's like a whole row of urinals! Just piss!
This is what irks me. You go to a massive event full of men who've been drinking and eating hotdogs nonstop, and then you have to use a stall, instead of letting me shit up my burrito! Fuck you, there's the huge ass communal urinal there, use it!

>>78681853
i think then that the walls of my urethra would completely close

>>78681887
but women still go together to the restroom; it's the opposite, they can't pee unless their besties are there a foot away

>>78681806
similar thing happened to me. I was on a long long long car ride through the midwest. not a single rest stop found for 2 hours so I got my friend to pull over to let me pee. I literally just couldn't even though it was 2am in the middle of bumfuck nowhere I couldn't pee. I had to walk 20 feet into a random farmers corn field to be secluded enough to pee

>>78681806
is there any kind of ritual or things you should do to urge your body to piss? i figure if there are so many shy pissers there should be like a psychological trick
>>78682069
he got it

>>78681949
ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE OK!? do you tell someone suffering from an erectile disfunction to just get hard? do you tell a depressed person to just be happy? do you tell an autist to just be normal? no? THEN FUCK YOU

>>78682142
nothing ive ever tried works

https://litter.catbox.moe/5ehe9p.mp4

>>78684113
IS THAT A PENIS BLENDER

>>78684113

why do you think women synchronize their periods? They need the power of unity

>>78684227
that is for men only, wipe your memory
>>78684271
do you like what you see michibro?

>>78684385
Looks kinda painful.

>>78684113
that looks like it feels amazing but your cock looks even more amazing. wish we could have heard some grunting

>>78684418
it's wet on the inside so no its not painful, I saw a vid of a dude using something like this with no lube and it snapped his cock when it spun around
>>78684447
thank you, I could record another with some grunting for you but I would have to not cum for a few days so it feels extra good otherwise its just fake

>>78684418
having it spin slowly while listening to audio roleplay sounds like a 10/10 goon sesh to me. the fast setting does look a little intense

>>78684684
>snapped his cock when it spun around
Is it worth the risk?

>>78684727
yeah thats what I think as well, this is a good thing to get if you're the kind of person whos into eroge or something like that and don't really want to be constantly jorking. im not much of a gooner so I kinda regret getting it but I had to try it
>>78684747
he wasn't using an actual jorker like this, it was an old video from like the early 2000s. He taped a fleshlight to a rotating fan

>>78684684
you don't have to do it if you don't want to but I'd certainly like to hear it, maybe even jerk off to it a little bit

>>78684865
forget eroge, character AI with the Lia voice

>>78684865
Pioneers of coomer science...

>>78685002
and he paid the prize

>>78685309
>prize

>>78685309
>>78685417
stop posting pomni before I have to pull out the robo pussy again

>>78685417
yeah i'm going to eep screw this

>>78685459
pomni is degenerate and for sexuals

>>78686751
bump hivemind

>>78686792

>>78686820
the smile on airi anons yippies make me smile too :)

I eepy. love you <3

>>78688240
sleep tight homo

>>78688240
goodnight friend

The creeps come out at night.

Hope one of you niggas knows how to bake.

I wonder if Jelly farts with that ass

LOTB matches got posted. How we feeling about our group? >>78646083

>>78691594

>>78691594
i hope choc sent nyaru and nyaru gives lia a stinkface

Really digging Lia putting up waiting rooms in the middle of the night I hope she keeps this groove rolling

her 4heard used to be so fucking big, perfect for kisses but looks wonky as hell

>>78674326
>boy send iori

>>78693650
Who are u quoting

>urinal discussion
There was a drive in theater I used to go to that had a 10-foot trough instead of urinals, and I’d always avoid going altogether or go in the middle of movies so no one was there

>>78694601
i watched the anniversary stream and saw her first model, her forehead is really massive with those janky bangs

>>78694632
A what?

>>78695417
Like this but longer

>>78694632
even normal urinals are so gross i always use the individual toilets for pissing.

Why so slow all of sudden?

>>78696188
Shift change
Night posters go bed and est fags are starting to wake up

>>78695470
What the hell? When did these become a thing?

yo yo yo its friday

>>78697390
Doesn’t he look like Santa clause now?

>>78697564
He has gotta be in his 50s so probably

I will bakey

i will bake in 300 seconds

new
>>78699632
>>78699632