/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

Sex with a fembud.

MY wife

MY Gurandma.

Sex with a buttbud

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>78617377
>>78617456

I'm going to shark city tonight, chumbies!

SHION IS A GUEST, THEY WILL SMOOCH!

>>78617377
>>78617456
>>78617464
fuck off antis

Soon your oshi will belong to HoloX!

>>78617727
That's about as likely as a good spiderman movie after spiderverse. The recent one is decent actually.

Do I need a visa to go to Shark City?

>>78617727
ugh, I'm really disappointed that Gura chose this grifting whore for her birthday live... my wife is just too kind and innocent...

Can I post Lapu now?

>>78618148

>>78618175
Only when she mentions Gura on Twitter, on stream, or when she appears on the same stream as Gura.

>>78618175
Her hair is so erotic... so long and voluminous...

>Only 2 EN members
kek Gura is not beating the "I hate my coworkers" allegations

>>78618599
I wish Gura was in holoJP

>>78618599
>>78618663
anons aren't beating the not being chumbies allegations

>>78618599
>mainly JP
>traitor
are you alright in your head?

>>78618599
I'm only upset about that whore lacunny being there

>>78618694
>Holo Traitor Slut.png
right, chumbies

>>78618599
Last year she got all EN members.
Its great she's doing JP this time

booba

>>78618927
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

>>78618921
wut? last year she got Gawr

>>78618175
When couldn’t you? You could bring up any vtuber here

does her descirption have anyone interesting working on it?

Have you wished her Happy Birthday yet, anon?

>>78619019
Only Twitter interactions, Gooba mentions on stream, or collab streams. With the prerequisite that she has interacted with them or are in Hololive for the first two.

>>78618921
Yes fellow chumbud

>>78619117
Yea so we can bring up fleshstreamers, homos, and like half the twitch “indie” scene.

shark city more like shart city

>>78619555
No, only real fembuds in hololive

>>78619555
Gura never mentioned those trash so no

I'm so in love with my daughterwife! Happy birthday, Gooba!

>>78619555
When has Gura interacted with any fleshstreamers or twitch indies? The homos are also not Hololive.

You guys are going to give Gura your best goom for her birthday right?

>>78619595
I hope green and blue get married.

>>78619933
working on it now

>>78619933
I've been saving up

What are chumbies doing to prepare for the birthday live?

>>78620058
Going to eat a big borgar

>>78620058
I'm gonna cook chicken parm

>>78620058
I bought two pieces of a fancy cake, now I'm just anxiously waiting.

>>78619933
I only give my goom to fembuds.

>>78620230
you must not have a lot of material

>>78620058
I'm gonna play wc3 customs.

what is gabby doing to prepare for the live

>>78619635
>Gura has never mentioned the homos

>>78619933
yeah I've been saving up

hello chumbads

hello fembuds

>>78619933
I don't goom to anyone in Hololive, I prefer keeping them pure in my heart.

>>78620058
gonna make steak and fries with a mushroom sauce

Gura, Shion and Laplus are gonna sing Loli Kami in city pop ver

>>78620965
There's some really good material out there y'know

>>78620698
Probably another orgy.

>>78621048
how is that possible they're completely opposite styles

>>78621097
post some

>>78621036
Gura don't forget to eat your greens.

Gura cute Gura cute!

That is a lot of credits..
What's the logo credits for?

>>78621448
it's for the logo dumbud...

>>78621448
Have you looked at the thumbnail?

i think we're going to get a sequel to shark'd about living in shark city today. or maybe a prequel

>>78621448
I didn’t notice choreography credit cool. Few songs she actually gets special choreography made for or choreography in general.

happy birthday to the shart

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>78621448
probably the giant logo that says shark city

>>78621687
ye

>>78621448
Which one is responsible for skinwalking?

Will she sing full color during the live?

so no totsumachi huh

This live seems like it's going to be amazing. I'm happy that she seems happy with it and that things are working out for her.

Is Shark City a tax haven?

>>78621950
you gotta give all your shells to fund the colloseium

>>78620058
Going shopping in a bit and ill decide what ill have then. Thinking I might grab chicken

Hello

Ready your wallets for limited set.

i hope we get to see the feet thing today but im not expecting it

>>78622362
Why? It costs the same amount as the normal set.

>>78622347

Ready your clicky fingers for the limited set.

>>78621687
ye, not lonely though :3

>>78621097
I don't want to sully her with any of my ugly bastardness tho.

>>78622526
You're too good for this world.

>>78622526
Gura loves ugly bastards she's always been open about that

>>78622777
Holy hell, for an ebi you need to stay out of the sun my dude

wait wait wait i got it... the movie this time is going to be about meeting EBI and bloop will get throwin into the trash where he belongs

Goob morning retards

Goob morning fembuds

>>78621310
>*Le touché*

Goob morning buttbuds

i shouldnt have ate that 2 day old onigiri…

I hope there is a plastic staandee

>>78623582
i want an acrylic stando!

More singing shark today!

I want to ryona this sexual T u T is that too much to T u T

>the dino wails in pain as her mama sadistically tears her arms off. The situation is grim.

>>78624198

>>78624198

How many spanks is Gura going to get for her birthday today?

>>78624404
3

>>78624373
I love that you can always see her turn her head towards chat looking for approval. She really is a child.

>>78624992
She’s actually turning her head to look at me. I’m in the room with her giving her hand signs if she told a good joke or not.

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>78625558
ye

>>78625558
yes, I will let them out of my basement for that day, they've been very obedient, so they deserve a reward!

Are you a bumbie choobie?

>>78625877
what's that?

>>78625877
i like gura's butt

>>78625972

mm feet

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>78625877
No, I'm a chumbawamba.

>>78626197
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because MY MOMMY'S CONCERT IS IN JUST A FEW HOURS!!!

>>78626230
This fucking child...

>>78626197
Yes I am monsieur

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUvdnKuBMDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUvdnKuBMDQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUvdnKuBMDQ

>>78626643
GURAAAAA

>>78626643
huh, didn't expect this

Gura toot Gura toot!

>>78626643
We're getting fed well.

>>78626643
Woah a post birthday chat. Unexpected, but welcome.

Gura ugly Gura ugly!

Praise my daughterwife right now.

>>78626643
Nice, looking forward to it.

so merch is after the concert, and the discord will get their book read after all!

alright cmon still to no chat enabled is a little weird

>>78626993
Yes it will be most kino for everyone

>>78627094
Yeah well you’re a little weird. What do you think about that?

>>78626643
wow, i expected this on friday
shit now i have to stay awake

>>78626643
>post stream
I KNEEL but also weird, I was really expecting a prestream with a raid into the live.

>>78626993
Merch could still be during the concert, I'd be prepared for it.

>>78626993
she mostly reads the books offstream so it wouldn't matter if it happened on stream or not

Judging from the replies and retweets, I guess we can expect Gura's guests to be Miko, LA+, Okayu, Korone, who else am I missing?

>>78626643
Do I goom during the concert or save it all for the chat?

>>78627250
She can't talk about the live if she streams before it. Also given that she said there was a release after she can use the chatting stream to hype that up.

>>78627340
Look at the description, dumbass.

>>78627340
dumbud...

>>78627340
You should read the description.

I'm gonna go get some sleep before the streams.

>>78626643
Nice, and makes sense, will no doubt be better for superchatting.

>>78627459
Sweet salman dreams, chumbie.

I love being a chumbie.

>>78627340
holy shit, you're a retard. should get that checked out mang

She's going to zatsu right after the live. This will be fun and comfy.

I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be doing it on the same day if it wasn't for the new girls. She probably got told they wouldn't let her and put this frame up.

I don't see the purpose of post-birthday chatting stream other than milking her paypigs more.

>>78627468
>will no doubt be better for superchatting
Not sure if you're new or not, but don't expect your superchat to be read during her birthday chatting stream. She will almost certainly just ignore 99% of them like she has in the past, because she'd rather focus on talking about birthday prep, merch, the live, and reading chat.

>>78627680
Die.

>>78627644
I just zatsu all in my pants..

>>78627680
Found the seething vagina

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>78627691
I'm going to superchat during the chat where she's going to be thanking her fans and being lovey-dovey and no retard like you is going to stop me.

God, I can't believe I've been with my wife for almost 4 years.

Wow, a birthday chat after a pre-recorded concert. I didn't expect that from her.

The special release will be the Full Color MV I presume

Is Gura a buttbud?

>>78627860
I think its gonna be that Loli kami cover. I want it to be new music but knowing Gura, she'll disappoint us

I think I'm most excited for her songs with Korone and Mumei.

>>78627860
I'd give it 15% chance it's Full Color, 20% lolikami, 5% new original, 50% Shark'd lore movie.

>>78627860
Well you presume wrong bitch

>>78627943
i do not think she will release a simple cover song after a 3D live

Can the threadshitters not all rush in this time? Just let us chumbies and Gura enjoy the birthday together in peace.

>>78627245
Just take a nap before the concert

>>78627828
she did that after her last 3d live as well

>>78628061
My whole life I’ve shitted in threads. This is nothing to me. Water on the bridge per se.

>>78626970
Happy birthday gura

>>78627245
>Friday
You forgot the debuts?

Wow, that's a lot of people in Gura's concert. Mostly all group stuff. Was hoping for duo's. Oh well.

Chumbieprime forma de gato singing with gura.

>>78628108
wasn't that one like weeks late

>>78627558
You shouldn’t be too mad at him, he would have to check Gura’s channel for that.

>>78628233
Debuts are on saturday and sunday

its goobin time

We should sacrifice the lives of a few ESLs for good luck for our wife stream tonight…

>>78628002
She released covers before on her birthday.

>>78628292
no

>>78628330
Friday/Saturday night in the timezones that matter

>>78628330
Aren’t they the 21st?

I think this might be too much Gura. I'm going ot get sleepy Gura should delay the chat stream until tomorrow.

>>78628069
No.

>>78628417
confused by different timezones

>>78628421

>>78628399
>live 17th
>chat 19th
2 days, 2 weeks, close enough

>>78628292
The one after the first one was a week later and less of a birthday live zatsu and more her checking in and chatting, the one after the live with cardboard Kronii was a couple days later.

Look at this. Kek

>>78628611
source please

>>78628108
How do you do fellow chumbud that watches streams

>>78628445
Go sleep! Bed!

>>78626197
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! SHE PUT ME ON A BUS TO SHARK CITY AND I'LL BE THERE IN A COUPLE HOURS TO SEE HER SING!!!! WAHHHHHH!!!!!!

I'm gonna go get taco bell to celebrate my wife's birthday.

>>78628770
I watch streams, but I don't remember them please don't make fun of meeeeeee

>>78626643
MY MOMMY WIFE!!!!

>>78628818
bring me back a crunchwrap please

>>78628818
i want a baja blast

>>78628818
I thought about getting some on the way home but fucking tacos are like $2 a piece now god damn.

Shark City is going to be most kino. Her chances of releasing Full Color is fairly high or at least more info about it is in the works. Maybe even a gura album.

>>78628765

>>78628822
*makes fun of you*

>>78628818
Chicken enchilada burrito with creamy jalapeno sauce please, also some of those cinnabon bites.

>>78629068

>>78627946
For me it's Koone, because you never really know what'll happen, and Miko.

>>78629068

I, for one, will be watching Fauna with my wife.

Do you think Gura likes the thigh squish?

>>78629348
I know she likes it cause she's said she likes it in streams before.

>>78629348
thighs don't have sharks

>>78629387

Gura should open both the chats and chat in the chatting stream one with us while ignoring the live one.

Gura should set up a frame for members for after the after live stream.

Gura should be playful and cute with stream today

Happy birthday gura, love ya

>>78629152
>>78627946
I'm excited for Korone x Gura too, there's been so few moments with them together. Ogayu is there as well so this should be fun.

>>78629348
at first she said she doesn't understand it, but then she wanted to get squished by lui's thighs so I assumed her opinion changed.

>>78629663
Pwease show up too fubuki…

Gura should be having sex with me on stream today

>>78629846
How dare you say that on today of all days…

ha ha my work week is over and I know what I'm doing until 9pm

>And we smoke that kush!
>And we ball like swoosh!
Good day to be a chumbie.

>>78629846
Gura is going to be metaphorically having SEX with all of us tonight.

I'm going to have sex with dino Gura tonight while Gura watches.

if the special thing is after the stream, and the birthday chat isa fter the stream, when is the special thing going to be

>>78629975
>>78630304
and I want her all to myself :3

>>78630360
Oh nyo!!!

>>78630417
in her cunny

Me and my wife watching streams tonight like:

everytime a new shitty gen is announced I just thank God for blessing us with Gura

>>78630360
That's an animal! You can't!

>>78630673
IM GONNA DO IT

>>78630673
Yeah…an animal in bed huhahaha

>>78630700
NO CHUMBIE!

>>78630360

>>78630761

>>78630845
Fucking would.

ITT

>>78628818
I'm going too, meet you there.

I thought the meetup was in shark city

>>78630761
There's no laws against the Dinos!

>>78631050
shark city isn't real you fartplug

>>78631264

Listening to this while I passionately bang my dino cunny tonight.
https://youtu.be/lR98co5qMyE

>>78631304

Since we seem to be on the topic. What other dumb funny videos did you learn about from her? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2CvlhD7txs

Gura should have sex with a Dino Gura on stream.

>>78631687
the ones she mentioned last karaoke

>>78631687
https://youtu.be/nZMwKPmsbWE

What kind of jibbitz do you want for your Gura Crocs?

Gabass
https://files.catbox.moe/5udean.png

>>78631687
https://youtu.be/fpCO6CUH8Zc

>>78632089
I saw this a long ass time ago. That brings back memories...

SOOBN

>>78632409
C’mere you

Did the birthday stream get pushed an hour? Her tweet said 9pm est which would be 7 mountain but youtube is telling me it starts at 8pm.

>>78632315
that's not gabby that's a cosplayer

>>78632627
Dumbud...

>>78632627
anon that's the chat stream not the live stream

>>78632627
It's still 9 P.M. EST for me.

>>78632627
Still 9pm eastern

>>78632627
You fucking retard. You fucking absolute idiot.

>>78618599
I'm surprised Fauna isnt on this list.

>>78632627
time never changed, you just had a stroke or some shit, i dont know

>>78632627

i hope she had some ice cream today and her tummy is okay after

>>78632627
Include me in the screenshot

>>78632239
If she was gonna get actual Gura crocs then it probably wouldn't be birthday merch. I couldn't see a sponsorship like that doing a "one size fits all" or a generic three sizes like most of the merch is. I do think it'd be a cool partnership one day though, just because her love for crocs.

>>78632783
>>78632773
>>78632743
>>78632696
>>78632692
>>78632687
>>78632683
I am indeed a dumbud, i didnt realize there were 2 streams.

>>78632883
understandable gura hasn't tweeted the secret chat stream yet

>>78632883
Post your asshole. Spread.

>>78632946

>>78632485
This isn't the first time I've gotten a "C’mere you" reply. Is there something weird about my posts that makes me stand out?

>>78633122
Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do

>>78632485
why can't you find a gura image to post cmere you with

How do I download YouTube thumbnail with high-quality?
or I have to wait Gura to post it on twitter?

>>78633186
>>78633234
I don’t make the rules. I just follow them. Cuties get blessed by Fauner smooches. Simple as.

>>78632756
Gura is still mad at Fauna for calling her blue.

>>78618599
She doesn't pick who she gets to sing with you dipshit

>>78633384
I would maybe believe the other way around.

>>78632841
I gave Gura some special oat milk ice cream for her big stream today. :3

>>78633495
really? that's retarded as fuck if true

>>78633687
She might get some input but thats part of what comes with being a holomember. There are upsides and downsides to going through a major agency.

>>78633495
>>78633817
retard

>>78633359
Listen I am not nice, I am not kind, and I am most certainly not cute.

>>78632756
You’re so retarded

>>78633571
You fool. You fucking fool. Now my wife is going to fart and shit her pants on live stream.

>>78633495
They pick for their bday lives and 3D debuts.

GURA about to prove why SHE IS THE QUEEN

>>78633966
You just need a couple more kisses mister. Here. This will help

You still believe there aren’t fake chumbuds here? >>78633495

gura mute

>>78633687
No it’s not fucking true newbud.

>>78634134
Gura doesn't talk about Cover's inner workings enough for people who only watch her to know.

>>78633495
>>78634134
weird angle

>>78633993
why?

>>78632756
I love green tree lady with all my heart, but singing is not her strongest suit.

>>78634434
I havent heard too much of her singing but it's not like she's bad (like say Ame). Her fez song was well sung and one clip i saw recently was decent too. Of course she cant even hold a candle to someone like gura. Id say Fauna is at least as good at singing as Ina is

>>78634434
Gura loves her singing though...

what if gura and fauna kissed?

>>78634210
Except all the times she’s talked about 3D lives. Being recruited by marine, okayu, and aqua. Her talking about how hard it was to ask them to join her. Kronii

>>78634616
And you’d be wrong on all accounts. Turns out opinions can be wrong

>>78634652
I listen to her karaokes too because she's Fauna and she tries her best, and she can make some songs work. But if Cover has any say in who gets to be in a Live, I could still understand why she wouldn't be a first choice.

>>78634874
You're right, Fauna is pretty terrible at singing

>>78634616
Anon, I still enjoy her singing, but Fauna is worse than Ame.

>>78634739
Good End

>>78634973
Bad singers are the most fun to listen to in hololive

A little over 3 hours to go and the thread is only about fauna right now and the fauna thread hasn’t mentioned gura once. Nice dichotomy

i hate waiting

I'm getting sleepy

>>78635352
and?

>>78634100
Okay I accept your kiss, but I'm not that into the RP thing, unless it's with my shark wife of course.

>>78634208
>>78634134
>>78634781
Yes, Gura definitely went out of her way to recruit Aki fucking Rosenthal, whom she has barely ever interacted with. Yes, Gura, who wasn't allowed to hang out with her Myth friends because of Cover making her sing for hours for the sake of this live; she definitely had enough creative input on this stream that she was able to decide the set-list all on her own. Gura, who has talked about how limiting Cover is with her ideas and siphons her creative freedom.

And you call me a fake Chumbud? Kill yourself.

>>78635511
keep squirming

glad im not a grouchbud

>>78635352
Once they get married we can merge the threads and you can stop counting.

what will gura sing with laplus

>>78635511
>Yes, Gura definitely went out of her way to recruit Aki fucking Rosenthal
>he doesn't remember her hyping up Aki's original and bringing up her belly dancing more than once, including trying to follow her tutorial on stream
Newfag retard.

>>78635790
WAP

>>78635790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8dKd4o9ec

what happened to 9 pm eastern

>>78636043
What happened is that you have terminal retard syndrome.

>>78636043
wrong frame

>>78636043
she has two frames up, birthday live and birthday chat stream after the live

>>78636277
sonanoka

>>78635799
I remember her saying she was going to learn Shallys and never doing it.

>>78635990
PSA: That's a boy.

Chat is up

>>78636706
nope

>>78636706
why lie?

>>78635799
>hyping up Aki's original and bringing up her belly dancing more than once, including trying to follow her tutorial on stream

I said >whom she has barely ever interacted with

Tell me retard. Is what you described "interacting"?

>>78636706
Good job you made me look, now I feel like a big dummy. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Bloop will be a guest and you will like it

>>78635799
Maybe Gura and Aki will belly dance.

>>78636841
Retard you can say she "barely ever interacted" with literally any of the JPs up until the point where she did interact with them. Those interactions have to start somewhere, and she's clearly shown interest in Aki in the past.
Also a reminder that Gura was literally in one of Aki's 3D lives in the past, surely you knew that already though right?

>>78637102
never

>>78634739
These two are going to kiss instead tonight.

>>78637102
She's so tiny... and she's even tiny in real life...
I need to do everything to protect this girl.

>>78637102
My name is Bloop, I'm Gura's childhood friend, and when she was younger I took her virginity while we were experimenting sexually together.

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>78637102
Bloop will be on the merch and you will buy it

>>78637102
she looks like a child in this shot

>>78637311
Newfag here, why does everyone hate Bloop?

>>78637536
because Gura herself doesn't like Bloop

>>78637536
He ruins fanart, is ugly, and dumb. Gura doesn't like him and love ebi (me) more.

https://www.deviantart.com/gawrguraes

>>78637640
cute

I've been out of loop, what happened to Dudul anyway? Is he still alive?

I think I'm going to take a nap.

>>78637759
He animated Fauna's foot in that Promise MV, dude is probably busy with Holowork.

>>78637759
He was busy animating Fauna's feed for Promise's music video.

Did you guys submit any of your pets to the book?

>>78637759
Elon threatened to autopilot a tesla into his house if he didn't stop posting Gura on twitter.

>>78637759
He has been excommunicated until he releases the lewds.

>>78637640
Seeing fanart like this gives me such a nostalgic feeling.
Keep doing what you love kids, embrace your cringe.

>>78637759
He replied to Gura's birthday tweet a few hours ago.