/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

This is a ritualistic post about Shisui Michiru.

wrath

Phase friend Beijru is live
https://www.twitch.tv/bajiru_en

10ma coming to kill dead hours
https://x.com/tenmamaemi/status/1803713689545052233

>>78593115
You are hallucinating. She never gorilla’s

What would you say If I collabed with your oshi?

>>78593169
I’d say I’d haunt you forever

Why does Hime act so cock-hungry, then say WE'RE the ones to go too far? I mean, if this is some kind of edge play, I'm all for it.

I'd kill my whole family for a whiff if hime-puss, desu

>>78593115
why yt?

>>78593169
Another Jelly Pippa collab? can't wait!

>>78593169
Are you a cute girl or femboy

>>78593208
probably because with the amount she gorillas she's basically a twitch streamer

How come all these shitty vtuber meme accounts run by SEAmonkeys are always posting the cringiest Phase shit constantly?
It’s another BVTM spinoff and is always talking about how it wants more male collabs.
If it weren’t for this nigger posting actual clips I’d assume it was just a falseflag. Is this the majority of the Phase fanbase outside of here like this? How the fuck do we fix it?

wrath

>>78593279
Gluttony

>>78593263
Phase is the only vtubing company that actually has a community even if it is a dogshit one

>>78593169
>say
nothing
but I would twist your head 360 degrees

>>78593263
sadly, browns love e-women and are much more likely to get incredibly parasocial to them.
There is no cure.

>>78593263
Kaneko did this

>>78593263
People don't remember but Hololive fans in the Coco era were the exact same

>>78593263
Pippa keeps acknowledging them.

I've only been here for four months and I already feel jaded and burnt out.

Top 5 worst smelling phase women?

>>78593263
I don't think BVTM ever encouraged male collabs.

How do I teach my dog to do the Nazi salute

>>78593386
Pippa
Tenma
Eimi
Wemi
Dizzy

>>78593370
I've been here for 2 years and I'm feeling pretty good.

>>78593370
You shouldn't be here outside hours your oshi is streaming unless you are mentally ill

>>78593263
it pisses me off that this rancid pagpag eating shitskin uses Lumi for his profile picture
Panko is the one constantly replying and retweeting your shit, use her, she’s a brown just like you. don’t drag Lumi into your fucking shit

>>78593299
>Pippa having a giant ass might be canon

>>78593403
Well first you gotta move to the UK

>>78593113
I'm surprised she has no training

>>78593431
>Tenma
Does this look smelly to you?

>>78593443
I got nothing else to do so i'm usually here for 15 hours a day/night depending on my sleep schedule cycling around.

>>78593263
This doesn't surprise me at all.

>>78593472
Yes.

>>78593431
>Leaving out the fujo hampter

>>78593472
Beer farts are a very real thing

>>78593431
>Tenma
?????

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

>>78593370
have you tried not being a little bitch

>>78593431
Considering how much of a cleaning freak tenma is i doubt she smells much

>>78593498
anon, your eyes

>>78593451
It's not that serious

>>78593392
well this guy was sad about BVTM getting banned the other day and talks about enjoying male collabs so I’m lumping them together because they’re both disgusting and should be executed

>>78593498
wait nvm I'm restarted

>>78593486
just twist his 360 degrees
it solves problems pretty quick in my experience

>>78593466
No thanks don't feel like getting tazed by a nigger in uniform for not having a toaster loisence

>>78593554
anon, your fingers

>>78593263
>Fuwamoco banner
>Fuwamoco pinned tweet
>tons of Holo posts
I can see why this is Phase Connect's fault.

>>78593486
>trigger
Why is this guy such a faggot?

>>78593431
I think you meant:
Eimi
Saya
Wemi
Pippa
Dizzy

>>78593263
Pippa enabled this shitty part of the fanbase

>>78593580
What are the chances one of your oshis is a Niggress?

>Dead hours
Phasefriend Itabashi Zangief is streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4d_SjxK628
Also my JP (Speaks English) 2view is playing Eldenslop
https://www.twitch.tv/kita_nanachi

>>78593502
Wait, they are? I've never noticed. Certainly not comparable to protein farts

>>78593392
Yes he did he's actually a vile human being no matter your opinions on anything

>>78593585
FUCK MOTHER BAKCHOD DO NOT REDEEM

>>78593630
>one of your oshis
Whore
also I don't watch Panko so 0

>>78593553
The chuuba is the ex Korean scam corpo one, right?
Phase dodged a bullet there I hope she never gets in.

>>78593614
do you really need to ask why

>>78593621
Saya probably reeks

>>78593370
Stay another 4 months and you'll realize that the shit posted here doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, no matter how mad people get.
Then spend another 4 months and you'll start to wonder why you should even deal with this trash when noting in here matters and leave for a while.
Then come back because everywhere else is somehow worse, even though it's usually less schizo - I'm blaming namefags..

>>78593457
She might have been hinting at it… but I dunno

>>78593443
But what if these are Jelly hours and Jelly just died and no longer streams?

>>78593717
This is edited. No way this shit is real.

>>78593709
She was the first in her corpo to male collab plus it was a black guy so the general full anti'd her

>>78593717
>Believing shit that could easily be faked
He's more retarded than I thought

>>78593624
>Lumi/Panko avatar
Damn that pink rabbit.

>>78593717
>Thhrang, the poster, is someone I trust
Funniest shit I've ever seen

>>78593732

>>78593717
Holy shit what a fucking faggot. I knew this guy was a loser.

>>78593800

>>78593765
https://x.com/Grxit/status/1803632546325926393

>>78593709
She's trying her best to get Sakana to notice her but she's the complete opposite of his taste. She also has a grating voice that's hard to listen to for long periods of time.

>>78593717
>>78593486
Fish was right.

>>78593553
>always talking about how it wants more male collabs.
morphed pretty quickly into
>said one time in a response that he doesn't actively hate male collabs
weird

>>78593553
God I hate that bitch

>>78593717
>>78593822
>Thrrang is someone I trust
This retard trusts the janny that got fired from phase connect. Imagine how awful and retarded you must be to get fired from fucking phase connect.

>>78593263
Don't know, hope he ropes after his account gets banned like his buddies

>>78593717
>the farms
What sickens me is that kiwifags ride off the coat tails of the farms going after actual bad people who did genuinely fucked up shit, just so they can feel justified doxxing innocent people like most vtubers. They don’t give a single fuck about the few good things some have done on that site, they just want scalps. Doesn’t help that the site owner is a moral crusading dipshit who thinks Vtubers should be attacked if they don’t disavow loli. My patients has run out with these fags. They’re more trouble than they’re worth.

>>78593717
>This terrifies kiwiniggers

>>78593717
holy fucking shit that’s hilarious. all these retards are so pathetic
I wonder if this guy directly linking to a Kiwi farms thread full of people trying to dox and slander her friend Kiki will finally get Pippa to stop retweeting and interacting with this guy

>>78593486
Everytime is see that faggot post something it's more retarded than the last

>>78593822
> It's about Kiki
I know Pippa shouldn't engage but I'm really curious about her opinion on all of these "fans" piling up on her friend.

>>78593914
I think I've jerked off to Kiki 3 times

>>78593914
Kiki's cute bunny butt erotic

>>78593876
I hate dramafags but it's not like I'd trust fish by default

>>78593728
If she stays in a room with AC all day she won't smell if she skips showering a couple days, assuming she actually shaves when she do.

>>78593950
Pippa's already got losers trying to send harassment hitmen after her as it is.

>>78593903
The truth is "cancel culture" is shady shit no matter who is doing it, and even if their cause is righteous.

>>78593732
I hope so, because fat-assed girls with zero tits make me fucking ravenous

>>78593717
Fucking kiwiniggers are so monumentally retarded, I can't wait until they all eventually turn on eachother

why is pippa awake at 2AM?
why am I awake at 2AM?

Which phase connect unironically enjoyed the female ghostbusters movie?

>>78593914
Why're they going after kiki of all people? I'd think she'd fly under the radar of these faggots

>>78594012
Pretty much this also they've said in their threads that the end goal is Kiki killing herself I really don't see how they can think of themselves any better than what they're accusing her of.

>>78594111
Gaytor.

>>78594062
Because you've lost control of your tempered chocolate Tenma

>>78594111
Because that faggot gator likes her. She was just caught in the crossfire.

>>78594090
Now there's a good setup.
Like genuinely good.

>>78594090
Eimi

>>78594062
Because she's a failure like the rest of us

(Also, like, could an edit-fren make a pippa version of this? )

Why the fuck is guineabee being posted on the /pol/ catalog?

>>78594164
/subthread

>>78593903
>the coat tails of the farms going after actual bad people
You are retarded. If they ever hit somebody who actually did something wrong it's by accident. Bunch of moralfags who take themselves way too seriously.

>Pippa doesn’t give into actual drama fags and disavow Vtubing culture
>anti posting increases
>Pippa keeps standing her ground
>anti posting increases to the point of fake doxes and attacks on phase as a whole
>Pippa still keeps standing her ground
>anti posting gets to the point to where people are saying Pippa hates her friends and fans and has betrayed them
You know what… I’m gonna notice a bit

>>78594124
I don't even want to know anymore, because I already know it'll be retarded

>>78593263
it's not exactly a secret that (some) of the phase girls come here and reference /vt/, so of course the people that rip off posts for clout latch onto them
i don't see how it's surprising

>>78594111
Kiki is orbiting the Kirsche Hexa Nano Bagsterd Coni group.

>>78594111
Ethan Ralph wants revenge on gator and started throwing shit at a wall

>>78593015
NOW (Literally right now)
Dead hour

SOON
Kokoromo Memory & Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 1h30m | Mario Party w/ Nyamamugi & Kohaku)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRvM7Eh5pjM

LATER
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 4h30m | Still Wakes the Deep)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMXrulVO4TI
Ember Amane (16:00UTC | 6h30m | Gaming)
https://www.twitch.tv/emberamane
Remilia Nephys (16:00UTC | 6h30m | Driving)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXEEGasoxT8
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | 7h | Wuthering Waves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bpBWWtPxFk
Tenma Maemi (18:00UTC | 8h30m | Sekiro)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZg4wXE7CeI
Komachi Panko (18:30UTC | 9h | Zatsu + Announcement)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Hikanari Hina (18:30UTC | 9h | OffKai Gifts)
https://www.youtube.com/@HikanariHina/streams
Ember Amane (19:00UTC | 9h30m | Reus 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaxo334eX6w
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 10h30m | Mhm :3)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Phase Connect (00:00UTC | 14h30m | Origins 3rd Anniversary)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkqWiIoBIkQ
Dizzy Dokuro (00:00UTC | 14h30m | Members Only: Plant Cam) Most likely cancelled
https://www.youtube.com/@dizzydokuro/streams
Eimi Isami (02:00UTC | 16h30m | Elden Ring)
https://www.youtube.com/@eimiisami/streams
Himemiya Rie (03:00UTC | 17h30m | Lobotomy Corporation)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ7f1bLefmM
Kaneko Lumi & Amanogawa Shiina (04:00UTC | 18h30m | Elden Ring Race)
Lumi: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Shiina: https://www.youtube.com/@AmanogawaShiina/streams
Ayase Yuu (10:00UTC | 24h30m | Collab (Will be loud))
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 26h30m | Drinking + Snacks - Handcam)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMsrBfE9DLQ
Gram Pico (13:00UTC | 27h30m | Zatsu, Favourite Games)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 28h30m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

Notes:
>Tenma may guerilla soon (YouTube)
>Origins are taking questions for their anniversary stream tomorrow https://marshmallow-qa.com/rpespvxr4lguoa6
>Pico is taking submissions for a Zatsu about gaming tomorrow https://forms.gle/RircQVcp3bHgyzfB6
>Loki & Iori are doing a maro collab this week https://marshmallow-qa.com/hakushikaiori
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female Nasa04.png

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Erina & Muyu

>>78594224
It's not surprising it's just annoying.

>>78593457
It's probably her boyfriend.

>>78594212
Offkai was a terrible blow to all the "Pippa +X" hate each other rrats crawling around.

Tenma,where's my Mr.Bino collab its been months

>>78594234
Just because she collabs with that group doesn't mean she's orbiting them. She mostly sticks to her own thing.

>>78594241
Y'know.
Maybe the Red Pill really is just estrogen cause all these internet reactionaries sure love to act like catty women.

>>78594295
>I don't watch streams
Was all you had to say.

IS ANYONE FUCKING STREAMING?

Pink Thing
https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu
https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu
https://www.twitch.tv/chromuchromu

>>78594207
They do go after some genuinely bad people, but I’m not disagreeing with you that too much of that site is moral crusading drama fags.

>>78594295
Yeah, me

>>78594376
Pink thing scares me

>>78594328
I noticed this fucking years ago. I remember way back in like 2014 or 15 checking in to the killstream to listen to people talk about stupid shit, had a few laughs, then it became abundantly clear very fast these rightoids are no better than crazy leftoids. All they do is act like jilted fags.

What the Pippi doing?

https://files.catbox.moe/f2c4qz.png

>>78594295
What can I say? I’m Pippa’s boyfriend, and she lets be play with her fat ass

>>78594429
Thinking of Lia's holes.

>>78594429
Is there a version without the feminine penis?

>>78594429
DOIN YA MOM
https://soundcloud.com/djdavidlunch/doin-it-mom

>>78594429
cute

>>78594429
Why?

>>78594429
Would.

My other Jp 2view is Multibox shiny hunting in pokemon leaf green or smth idk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6g7cwH6eT0

>>78594478
If the multiverse is real then there's one out there where Pippa is gooning her pippenis right now.

>>78594464
Why?

>>78594328
I mean, they do all the same female tactics

>Fling shit, then act incredulous when people fling shit back
>Move goalposts when they start losing the argument
>create echochambers where people can't tell them they're wrong

>>78594270
it's really not something to get worked up over, and you get to point and laugh when they end up embarrassing themselves

>>78594558
Because I like pussy, anon

>>78594090
I liked the dual gun slinging scene and it's ost but that's it

>>78593717
>Thhrang, the poster, is someone I trust
This is unironically the second time I have laughed out loud this year, there is no chance a living breathing human with a functional brain posted this without any hint of irony

>>78594617
Why though?

What you do if you're oshi became is a furry?

>>78594649
Pretty sure he's some young brown retard that cares way too much about what retards on the internet thinks.

>>78594670

Roughly thrusting balls deep into femanon's ass!

>>78594620
Okay, but like, what the fuck is the point of the proton pistols? I mean, if they at least gave some bullshit about power draw or heat management or SOMETHING.

>>78594719
Hey that's me, I wore that to offkai. Who took this?

>>78594649
>Trusting an ex Pippa janny
>trusting a kiwi off shoot janny
Couldn't be me

>>78594710
He loses his mind over loli and gfe. Of course he is. Lmao

>>78594717
No, I just like penises

>>78594430
You can tell it starts from feminist priors.
It boggles the mind anyone stayed on after the debate era of "bloodsports" was deplatformed and disengaged by the left.

>>78594719
This is doxxing

>>78594719
>normal looking girl surrounded by californian asians and fat weebs
literally what the fuck is she doing there, completely out of place

>>78594670
Because man-ass can't compare to the folds and movement of the muscles inside the pussy, friend

>>78594746
Why are browners such gay cucks?

>>78594736
Me

>>78594760

>>78594684

>>78594720
idk
I just liked that part in isolation
It's the only part I remember when I saw it in theatres with my mum

>>78593169
I would say that she should tinkle directly into my mouth

>>78594464
No, but you can have this bikini nurse Pippa.

https://files.catbox.moe/e0rh8v.png
https://files.catbox.moe/618mwu.png

>>78594736
Mamacita...

>>78594746
>He loses his mind over loli and gfe
It may be too late for him

>>78594684
Keep supporting her for to a miserable life.

>>78593717
>Thhrang, the poster, is someone I trust
/PCG/ OLDFAGS IS TIME FOR AN OLD-TIME CLASSIC!

>>78594785
Because they cone from awful places, but are subhumans who don’t want change for the better there. Actual crabs in a bucket.

>>78594376
been watching a lot of liggers lately since so many phasers are dead/dying atm

>>78594746
but I like gfe

>>78594470
This goes very hard

Late night /pcg/ is like a completely different thread, I'd forgotten.

>>78594773
Bro, you only saw her ass and you are claiming she looks normal?

>>78594719
>inb4 she's asian

>>78594860
kek

>>78594913
well, she dresses normal

>>78594775
I've never had sex with a pussy before, friend. The Phimosis scares me away from it

>>78594916
looks like a tan coloured asian

>try to sleep
>sudden deluge of gory imagery and sensations
>wide awake
Bruh.

>>78594860
Someone post this in triggers twitter thread.

>>78594978

>>78594978
Hey Shondo. Get well soon.

>>78594982
They should post him seething about Loli to make the retard understand he is trusting a mongrel with a clear bias.

>>78594916
The slop diet spares none

>>78594882
I'm under the impression I watch more phase friends than phase talents. They are far more consistent

>>78594860
All you gotta do is just remember that every time someone starts shit, actually antis, cuckposts, or just says any manner of “he says she says” bullshit, it’s guys like these. Scumfucks. Fags who live to be the most unlikable people possible. Just laugh at them. They can’t stand it.

>>78594940
Well, either do your stretching reps or get a circumcision

>>78594111
They learned that Gaytor likes her, then they found out that she's a lolicon so that means she rapes kids
It's not a big deal, she's handling it well. It would be fine even if everything they're posting was real, Kiki isn't the loner bitchy menhera she was 2 years ago. She's genuinely just trying her best to be nice and improve herself and made a lot of friends, people wouldn't turn on her

>>78595061
I stopped stretching reps after it got stuck behind the head and I was just screaming in agony for 30 minutes before going soft, funnily enough, it's air contact that hurts most, not the strangulation.

>>78595082
people like Hexa who suck off TVAfags will probably be spreading bullshit around to other vtubers about how Kiki is a pedo

>>78594978
>Be me, trying to get to sleep early at 2am
>Suddenly, image like pic related flashes in my mind
>Eyes pop open, Icy-hot sweating
The fuck, man, I've literally never been afraid of zombies.

>>78595061
Nta there's rep? Mine just goes away after I start jorking too hard. It was painful as fuck for a day or so

>>78595082
The way these people talk about loli is unreal, when I heard the Kiki thing I thought I was hearing she was a legit pedophile that molested kids but it was all hearsay based on fictional loli liking.

It's getting to the point that any time I hear pedophile accusations my first thought is "Real kids or fictional?" which shouldn't need to be.

>>78595166
I don't particularly like Hexa but I just can't see her doing that.

>>78595166
that would be a shame because they're friends and even before they were friends Kiki defended Hexa when twitterfags called Hexa a pedo to cancel her

>>78595203
Welcome to modern years. Where fiction is to be treated like reality apparently by faggots.

>>78595232
Hexa is a drama whore it's the exact sort of thing she would do

>>78595203
From what I could see they didn't like that she said she was attracted to "children" so they assume she was talking about real kids and not loli

>>78595158
Man, I dunno what's worse. Too much sensitivity, or too little. I've had a girl practically gnawing on my dick and I couldn't feel shit. I'm not even circumcised. Sure did chafe afterward, though. Feels bad, man.

>>78595203
>>78595082
The craziest thing is how hypocritical these fags are.
They talk about how you shouldn’t call someone a pedophile unless you’re 100% certain and that you’re so sure you’d shoot them then they go and call Kiki a pedophile and a child rapist because of a doujin tier list stream and other random bullshit.
It’s fucking insanity.

>>78594940
Can you not still enter a pussy? I can and I also have phimosis

>>78595245
It's gotten so fucking bad man, I saw something about this recently how some gen z chick said something like "Isn't it crazy how our brains can't tell the difference between fictional character and real people in stories" or whatever. How far can we go without this being addressed and fixed?

I honestly can't tell if the twitter/tva drama or the phimosis discussion is worse.

>>78595310
It's projection, it's been revealed time and time again that the people who act like that are actual pedophiles

>>78595193
Yeah, with rings and steroid creams and shit. Takes a while, you can't rush it.

>>78595340
I think the Phimobros should post pics ;)

>>78595310
>The craziest thing is how hypocritical these fags are.
Just look at how many people that call out lolicons end up being actual sex offenders.

>>78595340
>Thhrang, the poster, is someone I trust.
Made me laugh. The phimosis shit made me vomit.

>>78595322
If fistfights were completely legal all of these problems would go away overnight is all I’m saying

>>78595340
>drama
qrd i just woke up?

>>78595314
I've avoided it because of the horror stories/images I've seen of the foreskin ripping

>>78595409
duels are technically still legal

>>78595422
It has nothing to do with Phase.

>>78595158
The cheat is to do it in a hot bath with a raging boner.

>>78595340
kill em all panko

Is this thread intended to make me glad I'm cut?

>>78595409
I was a huge fantasy nerd as a kid, i'd read all these books and write my own stories. I was yapping about it one time to an adult when I was like 7 or 8 and going on and on about these characters and fantasy world and the adult, I can't remember if it was a teacher or family member, said "That's nice but you know none of this is real right?" and looked at me with concern like I was a psychopath.

I got so fucking mad and stomped my foot and said "Of course I know it's not real!". I felt insulted.

>>78595503
yeah

>>78595503
>My deformity is better than another
Imagine not having a normal dick

>>78595503
I do wonder what the extra sensitivity would feel like though

>>78595423
Get her wet first or lube up. Alternatively use a condom. Pussies are slimy inside anon, the friction isn't meant to be enough to rip your foreskin. If you're scared, try with an onahole first and see whether your erection can get inside.

How bad is it? Ring treatment is also real, look it up.

>tfw american but dodged the jew blade
All you have to do is wash your dick in the shower.

>>78595597
But doujins taught me that anime girls love dick cheese.

>>78595158
bro same I was in middle school when it happened to me. It was so painful that my mom drove me to the emergency room, where the nurse applied anesthetic to the area

>>78595504
Then you grow up still playing vidya or watching cartoons, and the same fucking people turn up to tell you to stop having fun.

Just ignore it, normies aren't worth the hassle.

>>78595615
Well you ain't gonna put it into anime girls.

>>78595503
But you'll be missing out on docking

>>78595503
Phimosis isn't a normal thing so you were still mutilated for nothing

>>78595649
You don't know that.

>>78595629
was it a female nurse?

Seriously why do fags that hate idol culture, gfe, and little anime girls orbit Pippa? Do they not understand how they’re seen as obvious tourists? Why can’t they fuck off and leave us be? Cuz you know they’re like 50 of drama and anti posts here.

>>78595340
Well are you cut or not? Take a picture and let us see

>>78595615
Girls who were diddled do. Girls who were diddled and prison gays from /trash/.
If you're not trying to date rape victims or femboys you're called upon to wash your pp.

>>78593451
>Constantly
>Maybe twice on the same day because they were spamming her and never acknowledged them again
Ok down syndrome monkey

I miss Anon's mom.

>>78595720
>gfe
Gfe sucks, it's just bad content. Anyone going on a crusade against it is a fucking retard though

>>78595794
>Gfe sucks
I like it though

>>78595815
It's okay to like sucky things, I enjoy power fantasy trash stories even if they're god awful

>>78595793
Erina and Uruka are the only ones still MIA. Crazy to think about.

>>78595851
reminded me that I never finished mushoku tensei

>>78595690
yes, that shit was so painful it was seared into my memory. That bitch asked me how painful it was, and I told her it was very painful. She fucking joked about needing to inject a painkiller into my penis. The doctor said it was fairly common so he just gave me some painkiller.

>>78595793
I have been listening to her ASMRs and covers
I uh yeah me too.....

>>78595793
Same
>>78595863
Urukas recovering, hopefully her voice isn't back to being fucked up, I think that'd make her an hero. Erinas just getting swamped with deadlines

>>78595576
>Ring treatment
the photos for this just makes me thing the plastic band will slip down under your foreskin and get stuck
>>78595629
That sounds awful, did they perform surgery or just peel you back to normal?
I think my issue is that my glands are too big, especially compared to penises in porn, but the shaft and skin are normal so the foreskin is mismatched.

>>78595720 (me)
>50%
I know it’s a small mistake, but I’m grumpy and tired

>>78595971
it was a tiny bit of skin stuck behind the head that I finally peeled back

>>78596025
you will never live this down

What did autistic people eat before junk food and chicken nuggets were invented?

>>78596176
The only thing that’s living down is me down on top of your oshi, nerd.

>>78596233
Electric therapy and lobotomy

>>78596241
and you still stumble. pathetic...

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>78595971
It's not the skin pulling back that hurts, it's the skin flap connecting the head to the foreskin ripping off that hurts, I was actually bleeding.

>>78596233

>>78596233
mud

>>78596284
Is that another word for putting a baby in her that isn’t yours?

Tenma will save us from phimosis discussion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy8wjbRoHLY

>>78596233
Whatever one thing they obsessively liked back then I'd imagine. Maybe meat pies and cakes.
Actually, I could probably live off meat pies and fruit pies. The pie diet. No distasteful jokes, please.

>>78596233
Cheese and hard bread with mead

>>78596233
>Everyday there is a new thing autistic people can't do
I don't even know how you people are even alive at this point

>>78596397
Put me to sleep, Tenma

>>78596408
Man I could really go for a meat pie or an apple pie right now.

>>78596408
Meat was insanely expensive before the Industrial Revolution. It was still expensive up until WWII. I'd say something like candy apples or apple pie might be it.

>>78596439
we live out of sheer spite

>>78595971
>plastic band will slip down under your foreskin and get stuck

It won't, they are designed so that the diameter of the hole will never be larger than the diameter of your glans until maybe the final few rings. The whole point is that you work up the rings so that you're introducing a little bit more stretch each time, such that it might feel uncomfortable but should never hurt. You will know when it's time to move to the next ring when your current one slips off and doesn't stay put (i.e. your foreskin is now too loose to hold it).

The ring is intended to sit lightly on top of your glans. I won't lie, the very first time will be terrifying because if yours is like mine it's so sensitive that putting any pressure on it feels like you're stabbing needles into it. Put on coconut oil to soften the feeling and go slow.

>>78596439
Not for me, my niece is autistic and cooking for her is almost fucking impossible unless it's chicken nuggets or some slop. This kid thinks everything is too spicy and drowns everything in ketchup.

>>78596436
Is charcuterie autist coded?

>>78596439
Most autistic people were killed at birth or during early childhood. Most attribute it to Frey changeling.

>>78596652
the name alone would cause a tantrum

>>78596233
They died. Most of us would be dead or homeless in the old times. Or locked up in a cage to parade out as a freak.
Or burned for witchcraft.
I suspect many people executed for witchcraft were spergs.
https://www.nature.com/articles/srep40700
There's something about the tism that makes you feel instinctively evil to those around you.

>>78596734
Hey, you're kinda right. I've always been distrustful of spergs. They have dark minds.

JUMPSCARE WARNING DO NOT CLICK

>>78596233
We used to keep you retards in sheds away from the rest of the family and never take you into public so that we didn't have to allow other people to see our shame (you) before you died and then when family asked about that kid we had we could say how we tried our best but <insert whatever hip new disease is trending at the time> took you from us

>>78596860
he says from the /shed/

Everyone here should be locked up

>>78596624
Try cured egg yolks and toasted brioche. Takes a bit of prep but shaving the yolk onto the bread is calming, it's got bold but not overwhelming flavors and she's actually eating something of value.
Clementines with Greek yogurt for dipping could work as well.
You can upgrade to herb salt hard boiled eggs and cocktail tomatoes with a side of maggi sauce later.

https://files.catbox.moe/b21wu6.png

Sakana finally convinced a certain hag to join

>>78596918
Yeah, in a fully stocked kitchen with Pippa

>>78596918
Femanon should be barefoot and pregante

>>78596958
Source?

>>78596233
Peasant food, like bread, curds, beans, rice, or corn.

>>78596855
My internet is so slow I got that gif 1 frame a second

>>78596918
nothnx im not into that chastity sissy shit

>>78596652
It's basically expensive lunchables, so yes

Which Phase girl goons?

>>78596958
You can't just vague post like this, give us some hints

>>78597006
>rice
are asian autistic?

>>78596734
You know how there is an uncanny valley instinct that makes people instinctively hate things like "almost human" robots?
There is a counterpart that makes a lot of people instinctively hate "almost human" minds.
It fires off the most at schizos, and I mean the actual schizophrenics, and autists. The broken nonhuman logic, the failure to express the right emotions, the "almost human" thought process? Instant red flag.
It took me a while to figure out that this was why Fallenshadow creeped me out so much.
Ironically, ChatGPT, the actual inhuman mind, avoids the bulk of this effect because it lacks a body, and because of how its trained.

>>78597060
I hate modern slang

>>78597081
Anon....

>>78596958
Yeah, me

>>78597060
Uruka

>>78597094
I'm chinese and I'm not autistic.

>>78597049
>Lunchables
>Inexpensive
>even compared to an upscale charcuterie board
Oh nononono
Never run the numbers on just how much this shit's marked up.

>>78596941
Is he fucking her using his smegma as lube?

for your transgressions against /numbers/ I will shit up your thread for weeks to come

>>78597197
Numbers this numbers that
How about you increase the number of bitches you got higher than 0 huh?

>>78597197
>so new he never heard about pissing in an ocean of piss
DIRE!!

>>78597060
Once-a-day bear is on 3 or 4 now.
Source: I'm the vibrator

>>78597006
>tfw i fuckin LOVE french fries
oh no

>>78597197
you already do though

>>78597163
AI wildin' tonight

>>78597197
I don't even know who you are

>>78597150
>Implying
I never said that. Coochie-boards are just even more expensive than that.

>>78597081
I firmly believe half of the japanese population is autistic but they don't get it tested

>>78597257
Could be worse… you could have your favorite food specifically to be barbecue cheese fries.

>>78597197
If you really want to shit up the thread you should post copious amounts of cunny.
We REALLY hate that shit.

Ketchup on cheeseburger. Yes or no?

>>78597197
I haven't been to numbers since the last divegrass cup. You think we aren't used to it, twisted fucking psycho-kun?

>>78597385
If the cheese is melted appropriately you don't need any condiment.

>>78597299
They're not. You're just downright incompetent at calculating values and volumes. Unless you're slapping ultra expensive Spanish ham on there charcuterie boards are on a per-weight basis equally affordable or even moreso.

>>78596958
Congrats on getting in you should talk about noodles within your first 3 streams, no one but me will remember it by then

Be careful, guys. The nerd has a calculator and a spreadsheet, and he doesn't seem afraid to use them.

>>78597385
Nah thats pointless.

>>78597385
frank's red hot & mayonnaise

>>78597385
Yeah of course

>>78597385
Ketchup ruins burgers. Go with mustard

>>78597438
Nigger, I understand that a ghetto cooter-board can have bologna, American singles, and pickle chips. I would hope you had more self-respect than that, though.

>>78597163
cum overflow is a confusing concept for computers

https://files.catbox.moe/xda4dx.jpg

>>78597529
Isn’t that just having sex with a chick when she’s on her period?

>>78597342
Having the girl confess automatically means more autism genes propagate.

>>78596958
If it isn't Nina I don't care

fugged up

Hello please watch my wives
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRvM7Eh5pjM

>>78597601
Hard same.

>>78597583
No, that's parting the red sea

>>78596958
every other vtuber is a "hag" nowadays that's not nearly specific enough

>>78597641
Sorry, anon, I don't speak snake-tongue

>>78597641
You don't get to have more than 1 wife in Japan

I'm going to next Offkai, and I'm going to fuck a Phase girl.

What the fuck is wrong with 10ma?

>>78597641
I would but four is too many

>>78597725
She’s not being fucked by me. I’ll get right on that

>>78597085
>because it lacks a body, and because of how its trained.
Nah, AI chatbots avoid it because they're too stupid to resemble human minds. It's like how anime girls don't actually look like real humans so you can disassociate and enjoy them without the uncanny valley
Only way someone could mistake a chatbot for being too realistic is if they never actually talk to people one on one or they're too autistic to understand how people talk

>>78597641

Is Lumi streaming today?
I've gotten back into vtubers after a ~2 month break and I feel like I haven't seen her stream at all in the past few days.

>>78597725
She's 10ma

>>78597797
She's on vacation
with me

>>78597722
This but at the Jiaoying Summers show

>>78597797
Organic post.

>>78597825
t. Covid

>>78597797
Interesting setup

>>78597899
It's true. I fucked them all

>>78597873
>>78597937
What the fuck are you guys on about?

>>78598003
Curious planning

>>78597797
her plan was to do a late night endurance elden ring stream with open vc but her voice is completely trashed so i've honestly got no idea

>>78598003
Don't engage with the mentally ill

>>78597777
The best of those things already outsmart about 20% of human population.

This is a ritualistic nini post featuring Shisui Michiru.
Goodnight /pcg/

>>78598090
nini michiposter

>>78598067
How many times will you reply to yourself today? Rough estimate is fine

>>78598003
>>78598067
>>78598123
>sudden
>rampant

>>78598090
Ritualistic nini Michiposter, sleep well and be comfy

>>78598090
>>78598164

>>78598062
she can still do it but she needs to tape her mouth shut

>>78593263
This is what the average phase fan looks like if you averaged everyone together. A fat, brown, unwashed capipi. Just replace Pippa with Gura, Pekora or Rosemi for other companies.

>>78598122
>>78598164
This is a response to the well wishes of the aforementioned ritualistic nini post also featuring Shisui Michiru.
End of bit.

I think we should talk about foreskin again.

what would you do if you found out that your oshi is a tranny?

>>78598314
please dont. i dont have any, i cannot relate.

>>78598337
>>78598314
Obsessed

>>78598337
I'm not sure how I would find that out.

>>78598314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6qovD552Dg

>>78598201
she was supposed to keep quiet on monday but ended up talking just as much as a normal stream
open vc might be enough of an excuse to fill dead air and get her to shut the fuck up a bit though

>>78598452
>and get her to shut the fuck up
do you really believe that?

>>78598526
who knows

>>78598452
My prediction is that Lumi will say she feels better then talk a lot and scream at enemies which will make her condition worse and she'll be completely unable to speak tomorrow

>>78598573
i'm half expecting her to be there but not stream her perspective

>>78598417
>It's not for Jesus?
>slow push in as she goes quiet

>>78598800
she'll probably show up in the anniversary stream too as TTS Lumi

Too many punchable Lumis being posted

>>78598928
Don't bruise the merchandise.

>>78599003
sorry, my bad

New Thread:

>>78599122
>>78599122
>>78599122

>>78597797
She has about two weeks left to live, terminal case of ligma

>>78599741
What's ligma?

>>78599797