/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78588655
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>>78588756
Amen

>>78588756
Amem

>>78588796
looking very molestable

>>78588756
Amen
>>78588655
cute jobber op, you baked well

>>78588756
AMEN HALLELUJAH

the smol dino hands...

If I watch the twenty four minute abo fanfiction ad that keeps popping up on my oshi's vods do you think it'll increase his cpm (though I can't stop watching it either way desu)

>>78589115
Wtf all I get is sportsbet ads

>>78588017
>half the branch
i'm proud of ruze too but ummm, how new are you? the whole branch are doing their idol duties. they all take their time, but that's ok. even ruze took 7 months to release a cover.

>Goku and I are somewhat similar because we don't care about our kids

>Never carried physical cash on him before Japan
Hey, what the fuck?

>>78589822
Baby of the branch, please understand.

>>78589822
rich nepo private school city boy

>>78589235
I've been around since HQ days and watch all the boys, which is how I know that Altare, Bettel, Flayon, Shinri, Jurard and Goldbullet have often suffered from perfectionism and decision paralysis when it comes to idol performing. Even Axel is kind of stonewalled right now by having high ideals of what he wants to produce but being unable to get his ducks in a row with other creatives and perms. They're all working on it, but sometimes you just need to push out a project as part of the learning curve, don't be too fussy, manage your expectations and keep moving.

>>78589874
>>78589890
ToT

Naruto BL roleplay...

>>78590643
But would you suck a homie to save his life?

Mama is gonna be depressed again...
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1803680872656146789

>>78590752
Cover needs to buy a ranch in texasylium, install fibre and move all of the boys in

>>78590752
about to kill myself so he will always have a ghost around him everywhere

>If I was the main character, I would learn how to say no
Jurard can’t say no TToTT

>>78591017
is he the most easily raped holostar?

>2B brap
What did he mean by this

>>78591125
we need to test it out scientifically. a sample size of 100 ojis should be good.

>>78590842
>texasylium
just say that you hate the ourple bird anon...

>>78591269
altare and flayon are about to get some extra practice

how is machina x flayon so cute?

>gets pizza and mountain dew like a neet weeb child
>turns it into asmr mukbang
>activates ikemen voice and starts moaning and gasping and throat swallow noises
UUUUUOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>78592137
clown semen skin care regimen

>>78592677
call bettels penis the fountain of youth

Why did they do it?

>>78592677
imagine having to milk him twice a day every day for your serums
he would never stop bitching

>>78594253
imagine the whimpers

>>78594232
They did it for the bit

>>78594232
She cute

shinbump (he's not pregnant just overweight by thirty pounds)

>>78595256
not pregnant yet

>>78595303
>yet
Why anon, you need to try harder.

>>78592137
Peak brat performance

>>78595553
i will correct this brat or i will be corrected trying

>>78596526
That just sounds like a win/win for you

>>78596617
exactly

why did flay choose such a boring pose? shinris isn't that great either, but i guess it fits him?

>>78597226
I think he said something about subverting expectations
Or he just copied Miyabi's weird arm pose

>>78597226
they arent boring poses, hakka is just a chuuni

>>78597226
Bettel’s is bad too the legs look so awkward
Hakka wins by the power of chuuni

mating press x flayon

Graduation X Goldbullet

finally back from a three day work trip, and I see an Axel platform 8 vod. It's a good day today /mans/

>>78590186
In his channel alone Axel has released 9 cover songs, 3 of which are big group covers, mind you! Just because he's been taking it easy lately due to uni stuff doesn't mean you can just invalidate what he has done for the branch

>>78599275
And he hasn't even been taking it easy, he just had terrible luck and one (or two? not sure) of his covers were cancelled after he had already put quite a lot of money into it... Glad he is feeling better now and working on covers again

>>78598973
>work trip
were you the one who posted your flight details earlier?

https://x.com/holstday/status/1803753058113102134
we need more villains

>>78600145
i want evil boys and i want them now

>>78600145
Tavi-chan doko?

>>78600350
nobody watches tavi

>>78599987
no I'm not that retarded, and besides I was in an area where there was no internet

>>78600145
How is Jurard not a villain in this scenario?

>>78600614
too retarded to do anything evil

>>78600145
>Altare
>Jurard
>Uyu
>not villains

>>78600145
>uproar consists of a yokai, ghost, yakuza? mangaka, and a thief
>not in the villain group
>Armis a bounty hunting guild with questionable morals are also not in the villain group
this shit is retarded

>>78600145
What are these based on? Armis was supposed to be bad boys no? Also Uyu is a thief and I don't think he's in that business to be a robin hood

>>78600698
>>78600706
I'd call armis anti-heroes before I'd call them villains

>>78600706
The villains are the og holostars

>>78600845
Oh true, but why

>>78600663
>>78600808
Jurard's debut literally opened with him scamming an old lady and Dio laughing, he's not on the side of justice

>>78600939
scamming old ladies isnt evil i do that all the time

>>78600969
Aniki put some streams on you lazy fuck

I can't wait, though we won't get his morning voice anymore
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1803761619991756847

The elf calling him old got to him, huh

TAVI ON THE JUDGMENT TELLY FOR THE PAST 25 MINUTES JUST STARTED GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sX2hEeAJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sX2hEeAJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60sX2hEeAJs

Reeda rabu

>>78601294
smug fuck needs correction

Pick the worst fucking game for your broshi to do a multiple stream series

>we do something to jurard in the bonus voicepacks
i've seen fujos talk about it being fujofuel, so it's a gangbang

>>78601747
Unfortunately, with Tavi it's every single game he piks

I fear the weather might have won... when will our boys all move to a first world country

>>78602234
Meant for a sc

>>78601747
any farming game

>>78601747
Any final fantasy that isn't x

>>78602234
>Spoiler
B-but America is a first world country...

>>78594232
to win the holo grail war anon, are you stupid?

>>78602447
>people choose to fall down and die in the streets from preventable illness because care is ludicrously expensive and difficult to access
no

>>78602280
>90 degree weather
>tfw what they consider hot is just mild summer for me

>>78602447
California... New Mexico... Florida...

>>78601747
any live service game

>>78601747
Any obscenely long RPG, especially if it's linear and there's no player agency.

>>78602778
At 80 I can feel myself dying. Would trade for -40 outside any day of the week.

>>78602855
Redneck spotted. How the fuck does New Mexico come to mind before Texas

>>78602778
same but at ~110F I also usually experience the bs of planned power outages to "save energy" so I guess I can sympathize

>>78601747
League. Of all the streamer games I will simply not watch league.
If it has to be specifically a game you can finish, probably Omori. I suffered watching Flayon play that and I will not do so again. Really fucking boring game that drags on for 10x longer than it needs to and has all the wrong kinds of fans

>>78603413
What's wrong with Omori fans?

>>78603133
>remain "independent" of the interstate power grids
>watch your shit fail over and over and over again
Texas is so goddamn dumb, I feel bad for the texans who don't live there by choice.

>>78603539
everything

I got gifted again. It's like whenever my gifted membership to Octavio expires, one his paypigs revives it.

>>78603539
Primarily shitty twitter women
But also a small part the "I wish Mari was my sister" incest porn posters on /v/

>>78603876
same here, and I don't even watch him that much

>>78603876
or you have a stalker

>>78603933
>not just following the shotacon artist part of the fanbase
Also, I just gave a quick glance and a bunch of the one's I follow also follow Flayon

>>78603876
>ccv ~340
>memgift currently 100
y, yeah...

>>78603876
Hey same
I'm only missing about a month of his membership despite not even watching that frequently

>>78604200
rape

>>78604205
The most days I miss in his membership is around 15 days currently.

>>78604200
rape

>>78604036
Totally straight brotuber enjoyer here, mind dropping names in spoilers?

>>78603876
It's piss easy getting membership for octavio because nobody watches him

>>78604403
I actually watch him but haven't gotten one...

>>78604848
Then stop watching him!

Rewatching Shinris singing in his 3D debut, i miss 3D mama already cries in fish

>>78605053
i want mama back...

Jurard and Gura collab soon!

>>78605053
semi related: found this screenshot while cleaning up my folders. Anon is safe! for now

>>78604036
My art folder is already morbidly obese and I have negative affection for the game and characters, no reason to look for people who draw art of it

>>78605053
>>78605143
I believe in him celebrating his birthday before flying back…

>>78605525
but yet again he'll be sad, alone, and singing daddy daddy do while all his friends are dead....

>>78606074
somebody needs to save him...

>>78606074
You guys think we'll get a collab like last year? Hakka had the pre-bday karaoke, but Bettel's plans went down the drain since they were all sick and Flayon's bday was all solo stuff

>>78605053
Love

Glad they finally got 3D (D) (D) (D)

It's late and this is the only place I get to say this.

I have Bettel's streams constantly running in the background of my computer. ADHD demands I NEED something playing in the background or I get lost in thought. And now, even while playing shovelware hentai games and wanking, Bettel's in the background. I even had a delicious nut once when I busted to a good sex scene by C-Udon while Bettel was screaming in the background (it feels extremely good) And now it's a staple of mine to keep his streams on while "wrenching the bolts" so to speak. Now I've done this so many times with so many hentai games I get flashbacks of anime debauchery whenever I hear his voice.

So please, whenever you watch Bettel's streams, please remember some anon out there is jacking off and using your oshi as mastubatory aid.

>>78606312
wife

>>78606828
You’re using the clown as intended. Carry on my good sir

>>78606828
this is what yagoo intended

>>78606828
The Court of the Unshallowed is the residence of the deceased.

The faces of the deceased can change and thus be in danger of blossoming.

On the first sign of blossoming in the deceased, thou must harvest the face and remove the bud.

Being done, thou must place a false face on them, that doth belike their face to preserve their appearance as when living.

The mask becometh part of the deceased. The mask becometh the deceased. The deceased becometh the mask.

Let not the living into the Court of the Unhallowed, lest their minds be lost and they be in danger of budding.

Only those who are trained and have moonlight in their soul may enter.

But be thou warned, let not any soul into the Court on nights when the moon be not full.

>>78601041
Honestly it's pretty nice to hear that he misses it too

mama eats even more things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXrX--Q37C4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXrX--Q37C4

>>78606828
>some anon out there is jacking off and using your oshi as mastubatory aid.
Yeah me.

>jerks off to oshi
>oshi can't go to heaven anymore
why would you do this?

>>78608148
he was never going to heaven in the first place

>>78607930
I'm going to miss these cute little extra video uploads

>>78608148
thankfully, god isn't real and neither is heaven happy pride month :3

>>78602280
HE'S BURNING UP

Looking for extra merch of my oshi to order with the 3d merch and all the ones I like are out of stock... Damn you cute jp fangirls with 20 of them...

>>78588655
I love Shinri so much bros, why doesn't he stream more games.

>>78607930
fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat fat (affectionate)

>>78608911
he will once he gets home

>>78608911
He will once he's back home and his computer fries over the summer

>>78608911
Too busy learning pole dancing

>>78609750
whore

Sometimes anons say bettelion are battered and I never really got it. But this one. This one definitely is.

>>78609931
poor bettelion kek

>>78603102
Based. I'd rather dress in 10,000 layers to prevent frostbite versus dying of heat stroke in a pool of my own sweat with barely any clothes on.

>>78609931
he will never love bettellion even a fraction as much as he loves phantom, I have gone back to self inserting as that fuck as fat as he is

>>78610345
He probably already forgot bettelion has a design

>>78609931
>You were gone?
Unironically how he treats his entire fanbase

>>78610473
even in many fanarts they leave them out
saw someone doing charms with the boys + mascots and flay had his roons, but bettel had phantom

>>78610664
That's just how it is with new designs, it also took a few months until the artists stopped using chibitrus when Flay did the machiroon design

>>78610792
yeah but it helps that machiroons are cute while chibitrus is ugly but for bettellion and phantom it is the opposite

>>78611003
I think Bettelion are cute...

>>78611003
>bettel forgets his signature exists, can’t write it cleanly, and calls it a dumb piece of shit
>1 year later
>bettelion based on it

>>78590186
I don't know about the rest, but I would cut Axel some slack. He's on a different level than the others when it comes to singing and making covers. If you're a beginner and not a perfectionist, it's pretty "easy" to release a cover (if you know how the process works). But the better you get the higher your standards get too and that can block your progress massively. At least I had those phases, when I wanted to do things that are above my level. But I also understand the other boys. I can imagine it's harder to release (mid) covers to such a wide audience already.

>>78611124
But as cute as HIM?

>>78611413
>I can imagine it's harder to release (mid) covers to such a wide audience already.
not just that but justifying the cost of covers since the boys have to pay everything out of their own pockets.

tavi and jurard need mascots asap, so they can get cute fan-charms with them too

>>78611003
Bettelion are cool, just not as marketable™
Chibitrus is an awkward design in general, like the weird middle evolution of a pokemon. Armored machiroons do the same thing much better (though maybe not the official armored design)

>>78609931
It's like looking into a mirror, though my oshi is different guy........
This fan is going to end up schizo

>>78611522
didn't Tavi talk about having the design ready and revealing it soon?

>>78611604
He at least showed Flayon his work and then posted screenshots of a DM saying wtf is that thing

>>78611604
Yeah he said something about it being similar to bettelion so don't get your hopes up

>>78611604
no idea, don't watch the flips, but i see much more tempus charms than for armis, and i guess two of them not having official mascots is why

>>78611596
ruzader....?

>>78611591
The official designs just lack soul, same thing with the official magmite design.

>>78612020
>Fan mascot you designed yourself that everyone likes
>Official depictions completely miss the appeal and are forever botched and shitty
I'd be mad desu

>>78612012
Ruze cares about the fans and is pretty bad at pretending he doesn't

>>78612315
I personally don't really care, since his mama does get it and draws them really well

>>78608911
To be fair, he was supposed to be doing Fatal Frame yesterday but got cockblocked by perms...

>>78612315
The official art of all the mascots is soulless, chibitrus, hakkito, puniko, axelotl... It is used to do the 3d models and plushies so it kinda makes sense but I wish there was something less static as official pngs the boys could use. I hate how the axelotl tails are glued to it's back at all times

Have I been fooled?

>tavi redirected to ruze's cover
cute

>>78612997
he had issues with his capture card not working, it's all good now though

>>78613204
Oh that's good to know, I thought it was just some dumb Japanese company stuff again.

>>78612315
The only thing I've thought of for the different official design is that they'd be flat as hell compared to the other mascots. And I know that's part of the appeal or whatever, but I'm guessing Cover wanted them all be roughly the same size for the plush versions (aside from Puniko, they're all like ~22-27cm tall, but Puniko is longer length-wise).

>>78613012
all of VG has their mascots rigged to their models, what else do you want? i think all of them look pretty cute that way

Fatal Frame pushed back an hour. Also should be a long stream?

I didn't know Ruze and Tavi were already married damn
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PMa8CqcEKJk

>>78612012
No, it's a JP star. Watching others has been helping with my rehabilitation. Shinri is good for that, as long as I don't look at his chat that is.

>>78614211
>JP star
former regular?

sigh...

>>78615311
cheer up bud

>>78603876
That's why I feel that superchatting makes more sense... gifted menshis probably stop some people for paying when they otherwise would

Poor bubbies

>>78614211
buka…

>>78615464
I am eternally grateful to the gifters. Susan won't take my money, so they are the only way I can get memberships. Bless their boundless souls and bottomless wallets.

lmao

VG hoodies
https://x.com/ohmonah/status/1803835689768796644

>>78616866
Bettel one looks good

>>78616866
Ohmonah really loves her asymmetry but I'm too retarded to style that into an OK outfit. Hopefully I can get the Shinri hoodie without getting assraped by shipping. Who am I kidding, trying to get vtuber merch in Europe is ridiculous

>>78616866
now show us how ugly the backs are

>>78616866
ah shit...i don't like them

>>78616866
Where is Hakka's and why is there a Magni's one there?

>>78616866
Flayon's and Bettel's look really nice

>>78616866
am I a fake fan? the hell is the logo on shinri's hoodie supposed to be (not his family crest on the sleeve, the white thing on the right)

>>78616866
hakka's really doesn't seem hakka enough? i can see where the elements are coming from but...

>>78616866
The Hakka one is disappointing. It reads more like Magni to me at first glance.

>>78617502
It read as Magni at first to me too. She should’ve added the design from the paper talismans or his wings I think

>>78617343
the yellow cloud shaped thing on his hat

>>78617851
Yeah, I don't know why she'd choose those as the motifs instead of wings or feathers. Even the SPRMO mask would make more sense.

>>78618050
my god you're right. We don't see it enough

>>78618177
Shinri has so many toggles in his outfit that never get used...

>>78591125
Toss-up between him and Bettel.

>>78616866
I really really like Bettel's and Flayon's.
It's unusual to say this with chuuba merch but Shinri's seems TOO discrete.
Hakka's does look like a Magni design.

Armis was a mistake

>>78618777
Be nice to hermanito...

>>78618557
>Shinri's seems TOO discrete
we can't really see the left arm, but it seems like it will have a blue fade and maybe his tattoo? we can kinda see a red thing on the shoulder

>>78616866
This is all your fault, your lack of support gives us trash merch

Niji love <3

https://twitter.com/DanasauurM/status/1803343938138546220

>>78619726
Men are not meant to wear dresses. I think he should remove those clothes.

>>78619726
hot

shinri shinri shinri shinri…. I love shinri..

>>78620041
He has another girl on his mind sweetie

>>78620098
Like I give a damn.

>>78620237
We know cuckpanion

>>78620098
damn after all these years? good for him

How to stop masturbating to the same vod of your oshi?

>>78588655
Dont look like him

>>78620041
kek

>>78606828
I use my oshi like a dildo and a punching bag, get on my level

hardworking clown

Altare lost his passion for holostars
Now he only has lust

>>78622701
Shinri, get in there~!! You've got the moves to seduce him now!

>>78622701

>>78620853
Jack off your oshi instead

>>78623075
some oshis take care of it themselves pretty well

>>78623370 (me)
forgot gif

>>78623370
Ok make your oshi jack you off then

>>78606828
Flayon posted this I bet

>>78624486
Time to figure out how AI works...

>>78622404
>3 streams in one day
WE ARE SO BACK

>>78606828
post bettel cum tribute coward

I love Machina x Flayon so much it's unreal

>>78622404
it's like he has something to prove

>>78627146
he'll get busy with jester duties soon.

>>78627539
>moved menshi
Already is.

>>78616866
That lily print is gonna last maybe 2 washes.

I am testing something so please
>StarsEN oshi
>Persona husbando
>Genshin husbando

Classic Hakka
https://x.com/Garucca_415/status/1803399305962856924

>>78622404
didn't last long
https://x.com/gavisbettel/status/1803879116925735143

>>78627784
guess Bettelion were the fools all along :^)

>>78628274
lazy whore

>>78628129
>flayflay
>ken
>venti
>>78628274
lazy whore is begging for ryona correction

>>78628129
>Altare
>Kanji
>Diluc

>>78628129
>flayon
>eikichi
>idc

>>78628129
>Shinri
>never played
>never played
I'm sorry

>oh maybe I should look at the price for the HQ sweaters just in case I want to buy the VG ones
I'm going to graduate myself

>>78611604
tavi will reveal his mascot in july.
i heard him whisper this to me in the bathroom.

>>78629289
>in the bathroom.
I believe this now.

>>78623576
awwtare jacks off regularly
be like awwtare

>>78628129
>Bettel
>I hate persona
>I hate genshin

>>78629230
if you are, can you ship it to my address then?

>>78628129
>Flayon
>Ryuji
>Diluc although I like Furina more in every single way

>>78629769
No, it goes with me in a Viking funeral.

>>78628129
>Axel
>Akihiko
>Wriothesley

>>78628129
i’ll bite
>flayon
>tatsuya
>childe

>>78629727
bettelion are normies like their oshi...

genshitters exposed

>>78630194
abayo

>>78630461
genshin is very normie

>>78628129
Jurard
Adolf Hitler
That funny lil fella

>>78628129
>Altare
>Mishima
>Venti

>>78628517
>>78630192
>>78630247
>>78630411
So I was right, there is a pattern

>>78628590
Altare and Kanji... they are the opposite of each other

>>78628881
>eikichi
based

>>78630247
lickable choices

>>78628129
>Jurard
>All of them are inferior to Mitsuru
>Childe

>>78628129
Can we pick the penis wagon from Persona? It's the only thing I know from that franchise.

>>78628129
>Magni
>See pic
>I don't play genshit

>>78630944
>mishima
good choice
altare as a boyfriend would be like mishima...

>>78628129
>dragon dude
>only 4x games should be turn based
>real casinos are better

>>78630943
Wait I never thought about it but Ryuji's backstory along with Flayon's Olympic tweets a few days ago...

>>78631154
what can i say, i have a type

CLOWN ON THE RING FIT TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbg8Uif6Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbg8Uif6Zw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twbg8Uif6Zw

>>78602447
Pfft.

>>78632056
shameless whore

>>78616866
Might buy the Shinri one because it actually looks good and I need a decent hoodie.
If it's above $65 without shipping, however, I might pass on it.

>>78628129
>Shinri
>What?
>None. I like Itto as a character though.

>>78632505
>Tack Ruze onto that. I have two hands.

bettel drinks water with his boobs

>>78632596
>boobs
Anon, with all due respect, are you blind?

>give me my money
good shill soundpost kek

>>78632695
yes

>>78632762
Noted. Carry on, Bettelion.

sex with gavis bettel

Now that's a powerstance

>>78633009
spreading his legs like a WHORE

Snorting line after line of xtc off of Bettel's thighs and chest

I prefer the Vshojos appearing in VG 3D than Kobo and Ollie appearing in HQ 3D

Mocopi tracking gets wacky

pegging gavis bettel

SEX PLAP PLAP PLAP

he was right, it did look great

>>78633546

>>78633395
I do too

>>78616866
getting Hakka and Shinris, I already have Magni and Vespers

I have to fuck him.

>>78616866
lmao so many asking for bigger sizes. tempus fans are fucking fatties

>>78617070
Hakkas is like a mix of Magni and Vesper hoodies, the sleeves should have been a light violet-ish color instead of grey

>>78616866
These... Actually look great? Wtf, Ohmonah actually made some cool unisex merch that doesn't look like a walking advertisement for once.

>bettel shooting (you) with a shotgun

>>78627963
I've washed mine several times and the prints look fine, just use cold water

>>78634537
hold your praise until we see the back of it

>>78634614
Oh true. I'll cope hard until then.

>>78634320
For the Oji T-shirt, the biggest sizes were the first to sell out, both times!

>>78634768
wth, even the smallest size is a bit too big for me

>>78627963
Cold water and either hang dry or use the gentle cycle on your dryer. Standard procedure for anything that has a pattern on it.

>>78634320
Americans are fat, who knew.

>>78634589
>>78635078
won't the other colors bleed into the lilies?

>>78628129
>Jurard
>don’t play
>Neuvillette

>>78634320
Not everyone is going to fit into asian turbomidget sizes

>>78635165
no

>>78628129
>Hakka
>Yusuke (Kanji is my baby)
>don't play any gachas, but sometimes watch videos about hoyos games and I liked Itto and Dr. Ratio

>>78594276
UUUOOOOOH

Blue waif love

>>78628129
>Hakka
>Never played
>Never played

>>78636205
>t. pig

>>78628129
>Hakka
>Yusuke
>Don't play

>>78628129
>Bettel
>Never Played
>Kaeya

>>78628129
>ruze
>shinjiro i guess
>childe i guess

>bettel thrusting into the ground