/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

>>78483187
>13 seconds
Did you beat your record? I think this is the fastest I've seen you post.

>>78483187
>>78483489
Unc status revoked?

>>78483489
>>78483512
My record is 9 seconds.
No, and i'm not trying to beat it.
I'm retired.

>>78483264
Such a skill issue desu

>>78483797
i haven't been gooning lately.... I set everthing up so perfectly too. I guess I have to wait till tomorrow

>>78483928
uh just do it again?

Thanks for letting me sad post a little bit anons, I normally try not to post stuff like that but considering how fast the board is tonight I thought it at least make sure the fire didn't go out. Now time to sleep the pain away, good night.

>>78484407
its okay anon it doesnt matter, sleep tight and keep living cause Lia would miss you

>>78484260
I just beat it for 2 hours if I do that again it's going to get sore and then I won't be able to touch it tomorrow.
>>78484407
it's fine to sad post a little bit whenever you aren't interrupting a good convo. you didn't go "oh woe is me i'm going to kms right now nothing matters" either. you explained why you were sad and let anons try to cheer you up

>>78484260
I guess this isn't something girls know but after a guy cums it really exhausts us and we won't be able to cum again for a good while. It's pretty uncommon for a guy to come more than one time in a row. It's not rare but you're not going to easily find a guy like that.
was kind of doubting you really were a girl after you said Slow Burn fanfictions suck but you redeemed yourself

>>78484407
sleep well, lil Liker

>>78484687
Everybody who has taken sexual education in school knows about the refractive period. Maybe your school was shit, it happens. The younger you are the shorter the period is and you can go again, 3 minutes when you are a teen and up to half an hour when you're an ojisan.

>>78484687
nah it's more like 2-5 minutes of not being able to cum and then you can get hard again fine if you force yourself too. the key part is "force", instead of exhaustion i'd say it's more just the horny leaving your body. you can get hard again, you can cum again, you just don't really have the motivation. I can do back to back faps as long as it wasn't a long one. if it's long then I just don't really want to jerk off anymore

>>78484986
>i'd say it's more just the horny leaving your body
this

Hi friends, how /over/ is it?

>>78485098
anon fucked up his goon session. we are helping him grieve. please provide condolences for the fallen sperm mr tourist
>>78484407
>>78483797

>>78484407
nini anon! hope you feel better soon
>>78484687
i didnt say slow burn fanfics suck i just said that particular one took waaaaaaay too long with background building. but then again i wasnt in the mood maybe i'll have another read some other time

>>78484959
>>78484986
I guess I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. The only sexual education I got from school was what AIDS and HIV did to the body, how to check for testicular cancer and what childbirth looks like.
Any real sexual education I got from pornstars that decided to upload a video talking about sex stuff on their PornHub accounts instead of their usual stuff. That's how I learned that women have to different holes for sex and pissing and how periods work.

>>78485033
heh, interesting description

Maybe hololive should have their own board. I hate how fast everything is.

>>78486199
maybe Lia should have her own board

what if a divegrass game happens while manager is on her period? what if she +2s out of menstrual rage and we lose the match?

>>78486266
True but sadly a pipe dream

>>78486266
I want Lia to be bigger in popularity than Oprah at her peak and see Lias face plastered over every single billboard and advertisement in the united states

>>78486557
Slow your roll there buddy, I want lia to be successful I don't want her to go mainstream

>>78486660
then I want to be the richest man to ever live and plaster Lias face over every single billboard in the united states just for fun

>>78486396
kinda gross

Lia's little cheeks that make me kinda nauseous.

Lia

>>78489873
Lia. Lia!!

>>78484625
I lied. I did it again

>>78490567
was it better than the last

>>78490794
the coom? yes it was planned. the build up? no. I abandoned my perfect scenario to get my business done then rewound it to where I left off the first time. didn't want to waste it on a second wank

>>78490958
Stop saying wank

>>78491412
I am going to reclaim this word from the vile british. it's a good word

>>78491659
It makes me feel funny

>>78491742
that's why it's good, there is no better word for casual boredom masturbation. there is no passion in "having a wank".

>>78491742
Do you need some help with that?

goblins are real. they can and will hurt you

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>78494029
up early or up late?

meow meow

>>78494864
EY MA, THERES A WEIRD FUCKING CAT OUT ERE

>>78494864
>>78495221

>>78495639
#punt

>>78495639
I was expecting the audio to be the same it being michi is crazy and cute

@78495799
#lol
#relatable
||check ur dms||

just need a femliker to marry me

clocking out, keep her lit

Good show keeping the thread alive over this chaotic night

Clocking out.

Im awake but at what cost?

Based fire keepers

I wonder if Lia got poached for EN4

[Good News] waiting room up for tonight

>>78501306

>>78501306
big if true

>>78501306
Lia and Beryl and Woozie confirmed already

Why is Lia so mid?

>>78502244
Yeah, on planet retard

>>78502244
She’s not the middle child, she is the eldest child

>>78502322
She actually is the middle child though

>>78502322
Which is wild because Lia gives off total youngest child vibes.

>>78502366
>step sister
Invaders don’t count bro

>>78502322
Source?

>>78502415
Half sister, not step sister

>>78502415
half sister

>>78502536
Again: Invaders don’t count bro.
Lia is Rinmamas first born child.

>>78502576
are you retarded

>>78502576
>Lia is Rinmamas first born child.
This is all that matters

I'm getting conflicting information here. But I do remember her older sister not being full blood being a source of a problem or two with them not getting along.

>>78502543
>>78502536
1. You don’t know that.
2. Lia was Rinmama’s first child

>>78502713
I do know that cause thats what Lia's said
>Lia was Rinmama’s first child
Okay but what does this have to do with her having an older half sister

>>78502742
She is not full blood.
Lia is Rinmama’s first born which makes her the eldest child

>>78502713
You don’t know that she’s a step sister by that logic

>>78502812
She's Rinmama's eldest child, not the Rindad's eldest

ITT a step child who is coping that his family doesn’t take him seriously because he’s not full blooded. You will never be a real family member.

>ignoring the child rinmama and anon had out of wedlock many years ago

>>78502887
Rinmama is the head of the table. Her timeline is the timeline.

>>78502887
>>78502831
You don’t know that Rindad is Lia’s birth dad.

>>78503078
you're right cause the only daddy Lia has is me

None of us know thaf Lia wasn’t swapped in the maternity ward at birth

where does Uncle Vlad fit into all this

Lia was made in a lab by me.

Tired of every time I search vtuber farts on YT, it is that Fillian girl always popping up.

how do i get a bf like lia

>>78503649
one that looks exactly like this but without the tits

imagine Lia in a police interrogation

>>78503756
Is she the one interrogating?

>>78503790
no shes being interrogated for her many crimes

>>78503457
Post your penis

>>78503913
it's embarassingly small

>>78504135
cute, post it

Junkoposter is dead

>>78504418
he was in chat the other day, I guess the embarrassment of being an avatarfag finally clicked

>>78504418
Fucking good

>>78504418
Sad :(

'Cause every time we touch
I get this feeling
And every time we kiss
I swear I could fly
Can't you feel my heart beat fast
I want this to last
Need you by my side~

>>78504634
you didnt have the throw in the squiggle you homo

I want Lia to sell me Omaha Steaks

>>78504678
~~

Did all the small threads survive the night?

>>78505100
stop being gay before I correct your ass

did you learn anything?

>>78505297
goonmaxxed implying gooners

>>78505297
weenus hyperfixation

>>78505183
Ahn~

>>78504418
>>78504531
Didn't he say he was not going to be posting as much because of work

>>78505622
moaning just from the threat of correction? you really are a fag

>>78505990
he did i tink

>>78505990
>>78506040
he said he wont be posting as much cause hes too busy sucking cocks

>>78506093
junkposter is drawing in latina cleaning lady pussy

>>78506158
lol
lmao even

>>78506001
Yeah

>>78506211
same

>>78504678
It's called a tilde.
>>78504634
Are the tildes representing the fact it is the superior nightcore version?

I hope Lia is having enough fun this week that she realizes she can stream for 2 hours and spend the other 22 hours playing FF14.

>>78505297
>yippie isn’t bloodborne

>>78506530
no its called a squiggle

>>78506772
wrong + Lia loves me more~

>>78507368
oh now youre really asking for it you fucking homo

what if lia isn't autistic?

>>78507529
Rude~

BRAAAAP~

>>78508448

>>78508448
Die~

isnt phase calico this week

>>78509695
I know I haven't been around for long but I know this image is edited

>>78510005
reps

>>78509695
They should rename the bottom/top shortcuts to seme/uke on that board

>>78509214
phase calcio is probably gonna happen after vtl7

>>78510229
Which VOD is it? And is it archived?

>>78510307
ok how you know

>>78509695
I want to put my face in Shinji's asscheeks while Ashelia watches

Anons often talk about Lia's flat butt. But what about Likers? Surely a good handful of you fags have cute flat boy butts

>>78511916
My sisters always told me i had a boney butt

>>78510824
simple deduction really
>Euro is happening right now which ends on July 14
>Unity Cup and the friendlies will happen from July 8 to July 18
>4cc Summer Cup will probably happen from July 19 to August 4
>VTL7 will probably happen from September 6 to September 29
the only time period twain has left is between the summer cup and vtl7 which is probably impossible because that's the time when people have to prepare for vtl7

>>78512168
just like Lia

Have you ever noticed how gross men are?

>>78513205
yes and that grossness makes my cock hard

>>78512168
Why are your sisters touching your butt anon?

>>78513205
not really, elaborate

>>78513548
The last guy I hooked up with smelled so bad when he was kissing me I had to keep pulling away. I tried to look past it but I couldn't do any cutesy cuddling or kissing because of the smell.

Just crushed 4 packs of Dunkaroos

>>78513846
Imagine if there was a thing called Liaroos and it was like dunkaroos but Lia themed

>>78513839
wait you guys are actually gay? I thought it was just a meme

I bet Rinmama has diabetes

>>78514253
Yeah, now post your dick.

>>78514273
what planet are you from

>>78514370
no way fag

>>78514273
Possibly

I still dont understand how a nerdy jap boy pulled Rinmama, Rindad must have W Rizz fr

Any Lia?

>>78515890
Lia's taking the autism test later (shes gonna pass)

>>78512502
He should make it Halloween themed if it is October

>>78516536
She's so cute...

>Lia said her debut was on June 17
>her debut stream says June 18
>her wiki page says June 19

>>78516767
>Lia took 3 days to debut
>Jesus took 3 days to resurrect
interdasting

the details on this one didnt come out too well but i love the pose

>>78517110
I kinda dig the starving boy look

>>78517110
SOMEBODY FEED HER

>>78517268
>>78517884
Lia is canonically a starving victorian child

>>78516767
https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1406102315283607552

Lia's debut was June 18th. Because Lia is Lia and nothings never easy, it was scuffed and buffering and was cut a bit short, but it did happen. She did a 2nd cleaner debut on June 19th. This is the debut GDT

https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/5241856/

>>78518903
Nasa spoke great english back then

also I really dont know many artists at all so if you have any popular artists you like please tell me so I can make Lia's in their style, if they have a tag on danbooru then the AI can mimic them if theres a good amount of posts

>>78520289
god her butt is perfect

I wish I was Lia's chair. Genuinely I wish a wizard could trap my soul in Lia's chair like a soul gem from Elder Scrolls

>>78520954
Lia sits on a cushion, so you would get cucked.

>>78521040
THEN I WANT TO BE THE CUSHION!

>>78521103
you have mental illness

>>78521595
No I'm the only sane person in this world full of insane people who don't respect Lia's butt

>>78512502
did he ever get streamers and commentators lined up? He should try and see if the vtl cytube would host it. If you're gonna do a phase cup, do it right

When is Lia live today? I'm too lazy to check myself.

>>78523073
7pm est same Lia time same Lia channel

>>78523073
the same time as every other stream, bozo

>>78522432
no idea

>>78523073
no idea yet
could be at any moment so stay tuned

>>78520289
I really like this jeans set! I don't want to (you) spam but I saved all of these. I don't know any artists either, I know loLia was made with rustle but that's about it

>>78520954
based and same

>>78518903
further confirmation Debut 2 happened June 19

>>78523575
please (You) spam, I love attention like a little faggot

>>78524044
looks like she has a fupa

>>78524044
that tummy is yummy, can you make it sweaty?

>>78524487

>>78524393
>stomach completely flat
>fupa
nigga what

>>78524580
I want to lick her clean after a hot day

>>78524580
that's a boy

flat propaganda is ruining the clubhouse

>>78524976
no it is a girl and you WILL swallow her gock

>>78525094
We Wisps have the same issues with the dangerous movement of the Flatminters.

>>78525094
flat is cool too yknow

>>78525094
this thread is run by obsession and autism. if you want something you need to post about it all the time. look at the butthole wars brother, that's how it works. that being said you might as well not bother because flatchads run this bitch

>>78524580
is it possible to generate her with a futa bulge in her pants?

>>78525483
are you a flat princess, too?

>>78525094
it's not propaganda if it's true

>>78526136
Don't start this

I wonder if AI anon can make Lia in diapers

>>78525094
>big tits enjoyers already have 90% of every art in existence to enjoy
>complains about the 10% anyway

>>78526492
Don't

is this chart helpful?

>>78527629
i dont know how to read this chart pls explain

>>78527629
loli lia and smelling lia are not weirder than futa or anything below

>>78527759
the more time you spend in Lia from Phase Connect the further down the fetish list you go

>>78527836
I had a cute girl smell fetish long before I watched Lia

>>78528185

>>78527836
been here from day one and i'm only at flat lia

>>78528386
you don't like loLia?

>>78528427
not really i dont think it fits Lia

>>78528578
I think it fits her really really well. I didn't like cunny that much before loLia

Does Lia?

>>78528724
https://files.catbox.moe/l5ebjk.png

>>78528859
where are they, fishman?

>>78530263
why is she looking at me like that

need a cute liker to suck my penis

>>78530803
because youre a faggot, anon

>>78530843
whew, I thought she knew I wanted to sniff her butt or something

>>78530840
you wouldn't last 5 minutes

>>78531125
ueh do people really suck dicks for more than 5 minutes straight? your mouth would get tired wouldn't it

>>78531366
you suck until the yummy cummy goes spurty spurty in your mouth dummy

it feels so nice to have Lia back. I hope she doesn't vanish again

>>78531644
knowing there is Lia at Lia time makes almost anything bearable

>>78531366
Clearly you have never had your dick sucked by either males or females.
Yes it takes a while, yes your mouth does get tired. Thats why you also use your hands.

>>78532249
females get tired faster because they are weak. another reason men are better at everything

the idea of getting my benis sucked terrifies me

>>78532662
how

>>78532829
i don't want teeth near it

>>78533085
why would someone willing to lick your pp bite it off. that would ruin their pp sucking time

>>78533269
They could get too aggressive

>>78533085
That's what makes blowjobs so great though. It's an entirely willing act

>>78533372
brother they aren't gonna chomp your cock off. a teeth scrape doesn't even hurt that bad either, your dick is covered in spit so it softens the blow

>>78533661
>>78533594
i still dont think I would ever like it or enjoy it. gives me anxiety.

>>78533741
your anxiety would melt away in that situation because you would be way too horny to care

>>78533741
>begging for rape like this
You little slut.

>>78533876
nah it wouldn't. I wouldn't let it get that far sorry.

>>78533741
how can you enjoy a blowjob without fearing they'll bite your dick off?
how can you enjoy a kiss without fearing they'll bite your face off?
how can you love without trusting?
being vulnerable is an inherent part of being loved

>>78534247
it would, trust. if you are in a situation where you are getting a blowjob it's already very intimate. if you are autistic enough to be scared of getting your dick bitten off after likely kissing and cuddling them unironically get medicated

blow jobs are yucky

>>78534247
It really would and the same goes for the first time you suck a dick as well

>>78534890

>>78535070
Why

>>78534761
Youre not fooling anybody, Rie. We know you love it for the taste.

>>78535302
we don't suck dicks in this house.

>>78535350
so you don't know

>>78535350
Wrong

>>78535425
>>78535457
only women suck penises, and women aren't allowed.
homosexuality is an abomination and an act against God and Lia so don't even mention it.

>>78535350
Agreed, I would NEVER suck a big, thick juicy cock. The idea of a hot, throbbing penits parting my lips and forcing my jaws open is DISGUSTING! I would never allow a dick to push into the back of my throat while it dribbles precum and mixes with my saliva, thrusting in and out until it fires off a thick, steamy load of cum all over my face. That would be fucking nasty.

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE LIA

>>78535633
Dumb
>>78536041
Smart

>>78536041

Imagine if Lia fails the test

>>78536880
I literally can't

>>78536880
What is considered failure here?

>>78536041
nigga you gay

>>78537632
And that's a good thing

>>78537767
yeah on opposite day

>>78537793
Gays are hot

>>78537898
proof?

>>78537935
See here >>78536041

>>78538165
talk is cheap, I'm gonna need some hard evidence

I wonder if Lia is still eeping?

If you look at the thumbnail you will notice that Lia attempted to descrunkly the shitty yippee edit from /here/

>>78538247
here you go bro
catbox zb4koe.webm
4chan thinks the full link is spam

>>78538467
>from here
anon this Lia edit didn't start here

archive anon needs to find the first instance of Yippee appearing on stream/tweet

>>78538488
Nice

>>78538533
The original didn't but an anon (me) edited it to have a transparent background which is why that one piece of hair is scrunkly, notice how the left was manually touched up to try to fix my shit edit

>>78538691
based Yippiee crafter

>>78538691
this is the first instance of Lia yippee I can remember that she made of her and Pippa. She made the original cutout, not you.

You sire have committed stolen Yipee valor.

>>78538858
meant to quote this as well >>78538766

>>78538858
but >>78538766 has the skrunkle, it's anons. anon wouldn't lie like that. I trust him

>>78538488
alright you win, gays are hot

>>78538977
It is Lia's edit until evidence of Lia Yippee pre-dating the Lia/Pippa pic proves otherwise. It will be a very easy thing to tell.

>>78539197
but you havent shown any evidence about the lia pippa image being the oldest

not either of the anons but this might help. this is the earliest Yippiee I have, before I knew the little fellas real name. it's from july 10 2022. this july 10 2022 date is also the date I saved the first full Yippiee I have. this Yippie has the scrukle

>>78538643
As far as I can tell it was in one of the privated pokeslurs streams. Original link would be
https://youtu.be/ctPa1e18toU?t=3696
She mentioned it again in the next day's Wadanohara stream
https://youtu.be/lsm6DQ_kgSE?t=537

>>78539542
said full Yippiee

>>78539279
earliest I can find is here, but it appeared on stream likely the week before July 14

>>78539542
good find. if it has skrunkle, then it makes it her edit and anon was telling stories

>>78539633
This pic is from July as well?

>>78539706
same day as the other one

>>78539887
Ogey I didnt even watch Lia then so the logical conclusion is that the scrunkle was the fault of Lia which was then retained when I made the transparent edit of that image, however my edits are typically so shit that I assumed the scrunkle was me. So we can further conclude that Lia still manually touched up her own mistake at a later date hence the noticeably manually edited section in the todays thumbnail.
The court is adjourned and I await my punishment.

>>78540081
I sentence you to create 3 kino Yippiee edits within the next 3 days or you will have to watch a full himeyora rie stream

>>78539573 (me)
And yes, the skrunkle is in the original stream.

>>78540081
KWAB

>>78538643
>>78539573
it is indeed from a pokeslurs stream

>>78540357
If she edited out the background then where is the original original yippee from?

>>78540459
her. everyone liked it and wanted a png of it so it was posted to the discord

>>78540357
>>78540524
does anyone have this yippee png that Lia edited?

>>78540700
yes but something happened to the file and I can't open it anymore. it's just >>78539633 but transparent. this is all from memory and this discord has since been wiped a couple times so it's impossible to get evidence. it looks like I saved it an hour later so it's possible just the png was posted and then someone else made it transparent

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>78541067
awaiting Lia confirmation

>>78539887
>Created 2023
>Modified 2022

>>78541115
status: confirmed

>>78541397
the created date is the last time I factory reset my PC

>>78541477
Based

>>78541477
based based based based based

is there a Mr John Baker in the house?

i bake if no one else bakes

I will bake when its time

I wont bake

do it you wont

someone might bake

im gonna jork my peanits to that webm anon posted earlier btw

>>78542534
Record it

>>78542567
no thats gay

>>78542534
at least post a dick pic

new
>>78542776
>>78542776

>>78542720
you've likely seen my cock before

>>78542865
what if I want to see it again from a new angle

>>78540967
upload it in catbox and then we can see