/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Day 3! Give it up for day 3!

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>78459108
It's day 1

ProstateBud update?

>>78459108

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Your oshi is a whore so go back kfp

Gurass

>>78459398
This but Ina.

>>78459401
SNIFFFFF

>>78459108
It's day 7

My daughterwife Gura is actually a good girl and doesn't deserve all of the bullying she gets, a bit of light teasing is good enough.

>>78459446
Ideally it’s everyone Discussing anyone but Gura.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>78459386
samen

WTF new gen already?

>>78459547
She should get her shit together and go back to streaming consistently.

Baguraette honhonhon

We have a gura killer already in the Justice

>>78459874
Hi there threadshitter-kun, how was the coma?

>>78460138
No that one will be a fembud

>>78460270
She only streamed one time this week, and she took down her internal schedule. She's already showing signs of fucking off again.

I hope Gura feels threatened by EN4 so that she'll keep streaming

>>78460138
Justice are all fembuds

>>78460388
She didn't do shit for months after the last time you retards said she felt threatened.

>>78460383
>He doesn't know
Imagine not even bothering to read the threads you've come to shit

I'm starting to resent the people replying to the obvious threadshitters more than the threadshitters.

>New gen dropping
>Surge of deflecting Nijeets in /ggg/
Nahone

>>78460746
I know, i fucking hate krabposter too

>>78460746
That's how they want you to feel, chumbie
Don't give the sisters what they want

>>78460746
Ever thought about how they may be the threadshitters themselves samefagging?

>>78460984
I don't think

>>78460984
You mean what you're doing right now?

>>78460984
Stop replying to yourself

is gura the lisan al gaib of vtubing?

>>78459874
Please stop being such a dink and let people figure things out at their own speed. She's been doing great and sometimes applying too much pressure can have a negative effect on someone like her.
I'm acting like I'm above all of the shitposting again DAMMIT. I won't reply anymore.

>>78461126
No. I think she's the Hoshino Ai of vtubing.

Hey ProstateBud

Don't mind me chumbies, just having a bit of an episode

>>78461126
Gura is Leto II

>>78460767
Schizo

>>78461425
I'll have you know my sharkwife loves my mental illness

>>78461356
oh nyo

>>78459386
samen

>brat correction roleplay
damn, I wish Gura would do that for a stream

>>78461253
I mean you ARE legitimately retarded so that makes sense why you'd think that.

>>78461932
Gura's 3D live is going to have a segment with bratty lovenest ASMR

>>78459002
How long is her tongue?

>>78462306
long enough to do this

>>78461884
Fukou da... Gura is such a pain...
But I love this girl nonetheless.

Together right now.

>>78462756
Me and you???

Schizo hallucinating right now.

Sex with a fembud.

Sex with a buttbud.

I've never had sex.

https://files.catbox.moe/7kfwfe.png
Gura right now

>>78463586
I have had sex but it's been a very long time.

>>78463670
Curse you sex haver!

>>78463586
It's more exhausting than you'd think

Didn't this fag try this vague cuck shit every year near her birthday stream and in all cases it blew up in his face? Just felt like remembering that.

>>78464023
Thank you for that soundpost. I love this dumb girl so much.

>>78464023
I feel like gill issue might become a chat meme

500+ archived videos, 20+ unarchived karaokes, thousands of solo art with tens added everyday, and nobody has anything to say about her other than things they make up?

>>78465125
Gura cute

>>78464023
Thanks kfp with gura not streaming idk what we’d do without you spamming the same things

Ok I saw the new girls, time to go to bed. Night chumbies.

>*chases u cutely*
Hmm, Gura will probably like her

>>78465125
Not really, no. Only thing to talk about is the 3D and it's been a couple of rough years, I don't really care about em anymore. It'll be fun to watch, though. Lemme know if you come up with any interesting topics.

>>78465963
Same desu

>>78465963
>no cunny

>>78465963
I like two of their designs, but I don't really care about new talents. I don't even watch anyone from advent other than the dogs sometimes. I'd rather see Cover stop being so incompetent with Gura before adding so many more girls.

>>78465125
A select few anons always want to drive the entire thread discussion in one single direction forever. I'd personally like to talk about how cute Gura's new hair is. Or if Green Gura and Dino Gura are related. The real questions.

>>78466425
does dino gura pee more than green gura

Why is Gura so cute?

It really, really, really feels like one is missing.

>>78464000
It seems kind of hard, that level of intimacy just seems too hard to reach and maintain.
I absolutely have had opportunities, but I can't do it.
Well whatever, I still love Gura! She makes me feel lots of things I didn't think I could feel.

>>78466370
huh?

>>78466863
thats a hebe

Fembud

>>78466425
I’d like that as well, mostly her hairstyle. Dino gura is an endangered species so we shouldn’t call attention to it

>>78467095
That's a cunny. You're being autistic.

>>78466863
What would you call a jc

>>78467658
i know a hebe when i see one
thats a hebe

I hope she gets along with Gura

>>78467646
I could pump those dino gura numbers up
Just gotta find one in the wild first....

>>78466425
Whatever it takes to make you forget what is probably happening right this minute, huh?

Has it already been nearly a year since Advent debuted? Maaan I hope the new girls do well. We might get some new fun shitposting in these threads. I feel like Advent generals will get most of it.

>>78467658
>>78468030
>>78468235
can we say loli and sidestep whatever argument this is or will people argue about that too

If they're cute, small, flat and act childlike, that's loli/cunny. The particular category doesn't matter much to me.

>>78468235

>>78468339
I hope so. I want goob to get more friends

>>78468474
What's there to forget? Everyone knows you're a lying sack of shit. I just giggle at your sad attempts and move on.

>>78468497
no because then people will start calling kobo cunny

>>78468930
she is cunny

>>78468930
Many already do. I don't really consider her to be myself, but I can see why some do.

The green one followed Gura first.

>>78468917
She's not the only one suddenly missing today.

>>78468996
Kobo is too tall to be cunny

>>78468339
she will make a joke about gg or something

>>78468930
Kobo is indeed hebe

I saw the last thread. Why would Gura play Minecraft on her birthday anyway? She has a stream that night at 8pm EDT. Unless the whole stream is prerecorded.

>>78469176
Anything at or under about 155 cm is loli according to the porn I read. It's funny that they're nearly always taller than Gura.

How do you feel about Gura being your oshi through thick and thin, no matter how many years and gens have passed?

>>78468339
This orange one instantly followed all the holostars, btw.

>>78469382
9pm.

>>78469511
>isreal
>following all of them but not Gura
welp...

>>78469511
Don't care. Fuck off back to the catalog.

>>78469382
She isn't playing or streaming on her birthday. She obviously had other plans.

>>78469511
dropped

Can watch their announcment, which one is pro-Gura so i can subscribe

Actually, nevermind. All four of them added all the holostars just now.

>>78469626
She's following.

Oh the speculah!
Every time.

>>78469661
What? She has a stream on her birthday at 9pm. Retard

>>78469984
Huh. I guess the following list cuts off after a while. Nice work, Elon.

>>78469500
I watch other corpos and indies and she's still my oshi. No one is as cute and funny as her, or able to make me laugh and smile like she does. There's a handful of other girls I watch regularly but it's not the same.

>>78470196
Fembud?

>>78470107
Well I hope she's not super late for it then.

>>78469984
Management follows confirmed. There's no way Gura logged in to twitter today.

>>78470293
Me? No. But speaking of, Mittsu is already following her. So are Lucas and Advarcher. So we can expect some good art of her, if nothing else.

>>78470107
They don’t watch streams they just come to this thread to shill their whores. That being said the new gen is the day after so no stream after her birthday is disappointing

>>78469894
Hi chumbies, which one is following gura and a fembud?

>>78470467
Anon I mean the new girl follows Gura.

>>78470467
That's the girl following Gura, not the other way around. Gura's follows are still the same because yeah, she's logged off today.

>>78470301
Try not to project your cuck fetish too hard here, cripple.

>>78470646
Who gives a fucking shit who she follows? You might as well post that the green one followed Gurame first.

>>78470467
>>78470646
Management follows have long been proven. I don’t remember which one from advent but the very next day after getting access to their twitter they unfollowed the homos and their artists.

>>78470992
>You might as well post that the green one followed Gurame first.
I literally said she followed Gura first >>78469100

>>78470992
Retard

what the chumbies been doing lately?

>>78471156
You left out the Ame part, which is important.

>>78471300
I ate icecream and watched movies today

>>78459002
She feel somewhat excited recently. So a nepotism hire of her probably made in into en4. Lets wait and see

>>78470857
Masani saikyou de muteki no aidoru
Right, Gura?

I guess Gura's burst of activity and the new gen has brought back all the classic shitposters and schizos.

>>78471738
or she got along well with one of the new girls and made a friend

>>78471300
Just chillin'. Ate some homemade street tacos

>>78471300
My ES scalp turned into a nice little 10 point runner. Now I'm just relaxing and catching up on konosuba.

>>78470992
I knew she was the best one

>>78472057
I half expect I may catch a bat for this post, but no, our regular is back because today is today. He does this for literally fucking everything that you could mark on a calendar.

>>78472362
Ah, I see. That's even more pathetic.

>>78472056
This shark? Approaching stranger? Maybe years later, when she becomes a hag

>>78471300
Still playing Genshin

>>78471642
It’s not

>>78472552
>This shark? Approaching stranger?
Maybe one of them is a fembud and they messaged her.

>>78472057
That and her birthday. It's like the perfect storm for them.

>>78472625
Good thing we have green furina

>>78471300
playing tons of kingdom come, rebuilt a large part of pribyslavitz today

Remember, Gura sat on the floor in the middle of her room, completely alone, with the lights off all day today.
Anything more than that will make me sad and so it's impossible that she did anything else or was around anyone else.

>>78471300
I'm playing wc3 customs.

>>78472867
Schizo using fauna to shitpost

Lol, I love Gura. She just ignores the new bitches while everyone else in EN is replying to them on Twitter. That's my girl. I love that she doesn't give a fuck

>>78473119
Watson also didnt give a fuck

>>78471300
Listening to lolita audiobook made in this board

Gura's manager followed the new EN girls for her but she still hasn't followed the girls from RE-Gloss. Lol. And 2 of them speak good English. Kanade and Ririka.

>give a fuck
getting.

>>78473071
Switching to sadposting now? We know the shitpost meta at this point. /ggg/ are veterans

>>78473444
>Gura's manager followed the new EN girls
No she didn't retard. They followed her.

>Schizos are cuckposting
>Raiders are trying to make the thread about anyone other than gura including themselves
Somehow people discussing en4 are the least schizo.

>>78473543
I bet they watched a movie first.

I think my dog is a veteran…

>>78473774
Thank you for your dogs service.

>>78473774
from what war?

Sniffa sniffa

>>78473083
I want to know how much this "wc3 customs" guy is actually playing wc3 customs... Spill it!

>>78473378
She used to, until her effort with **** collab ended in failure. She seems discouraged ever since

>>78473734
I never watched EN2 I never watched EN3 and I will NEVER watch EN4. Fuck your whores faggot.

>>78473543
Now that’s a lie did you not see the last thread? People here just don’t get angry if it’s about gura which is kind of a funny bit of irony

>>78473774
Thank you for your dog's service.

If any of the new girls are Brits, we know Gura will make fun of their accent, lol. That's my girl.

>>78473915
I wonder if Gura would actually do this if she was alone in the changing room at the studio.

>>78473981
Your grasp on the English language needs work. Try and read the post again

>>78473630
Wrong. Gura is following them. Tard
>>78469984

>>78474260
Anon, that image shows that Gigi is following Gura...

>>78473873
Vietnam

>>78474170
I did and I disagree. Every discussion besides cuckposting is more on-topic then your whores.

>>78474123
I tried to shill a Londoner who likes anteater. She's flat, a veteran of vocaloid and capable of making music. I hope she made it into en4

>>78474149
Did you “forget” all her streams to?

>>78474396
Actually esl

>>78471300
Got my toon ready for the elden ring dlc

>>78474574
streams to what?

I want cinnamon rolls. And maybe some powdered donuts…and maybe some chocolate milk and something that has peanudbudder…

>>78474260
I posted that screenshot anon, those are the people following Gura retard.

>>78474751
Fatbud... me too, sounds good

>>78474751
I want to try making the same thing Gura was talking about last night, that cookie sounded good.

Thought on her design?

>>78474751
jesas calm down fatbud

>>78474936
Gura’s friend tier

>>78474751
thats a lot of sugar chumby
>>78474936
kinda busy but it reminds me of digimon

>>78474936
>cute face
>flat
>long legs
>spats
Very breedable.

>>78474751
I want all them things also but I’m too poor.

>>78473774
Your dog has done a lot.
Some people don't appreciate the contributions to war efforts.

>>78474936
not Gura, don't care

>>78474711
into my mouth

>>78474936
A little busy, it's cute, it's fine. Those gloves might be a pain in the ass to deal with.
But I don't now shit about design.

>>78474936
Need to see hoodless. Pigtails cute

>>78474936
Doesn't trigger my bullying desires like Shion and Gura do.

>>78474936
Looks like shes a melee build. Loli melee builds like Gura are usually pretty strong

>>78473774
based bomb sniffer

>>78474936
Dont care, if she good with gura then i approve

>>78474936
What kind of animal is this? Digimon? Seem overly designed. Pls don't be another orange woman like Kiara

>>78476267
Imagine how many different scents Gura has…

Ngl announcing a new gen right before Gura's birthday is kinda scummy.

>>78474936
is this HER fren? massive downgrade if so. Brown loli is Superior.

>>78475844
>now
know*
I couldn't resist correcting it. I know those who even bothered reading my post mentally corrected it anyway.

>>78476640
wdym? it's more hype.

>>78476765
s..s-skibidi on this dick bitch…

Hi, ebione! :GuraMM:

>>78476872
Nta but that makes no sense. Their anniversary will be right next to gura’s birthday now

>>78476558
If only we had shark noses. 99% of a shark's brain is devoted to its massive nose.

>>78477481
meh, i don't really care

Check out this video, Gura.
https://youtu.be/eh_HUIJkRzU

>>78477481
Why does it matter? I'm never going to watch them anyways.

>>78474936
>153 cm
too tall

Kiara caught Gura watching Fauna’s Witcher Stream.

>>78478712
Playing with Kiara is boring, I don't blame her

>>78478712
She should do react content of Fauna's streams.

I lobe gura. I love chumbies

>>78478999

I hope the new girls can get along better with Gura

>>78479223
I don't, collabs suck ass.

>>78479223
Based on their rms no fucking thanks.

I think gura

>>78477596
>>78478264
Nobody cares about your opinion it’s objectively less hype

>>78478949
She should just stop streaming and tell everyone watch fauna

>>78478712
Fauna is gura’s strongest chumbie

>>78479850
Who cares about birthday hype though? For the 3D happening sure, but other than that whatever man.

>>78479451
Spoon feed me please?

>>78480185
Knife spoon!

>>78479850
>Not hyped for Gura's birthday.
Then you're not a chumbie. Go watch the EU sluts instead when they come out.

Imagine being on a space ship with Gura and there’s a xenomorph on board too…

>>78480376
You may have meant to reply to me since I said who cares, but yeah I don't care and I don't care if you think I'm not a chumbie for it, I'm more excited for the hypothetical weegee2 long stream day.

Gura is my wife. Fauna my mistress

>>78480185
pink cat pl wasn’t unicorn friendly if that matters to you.

>>78480831
Which one will gura like the most.

>>78480831
She's already tweeting at Holostars

>>78479451
Where do you people get this rm info on new girls? That one site has been down for at least a month.

>>78480917
whichever one is a fembud
fauna and the new fembud will fight for gura's affection

>>78480787
Also known as “the other woman”. Art Deco sexy mistress Fauna. Few things I lust more for.

>>78478949
Cover wouldn't let her do that. Even on Twitch. How many times do we have to tell people this?

>>78480731
You get xenomorph nightmares too?

>>78476872
How does that announcement and their debuts give hype to Gura's birthday? I only watch Gura, don't care about the new whores.

>>78474936
Gura clone with the size, the hood and her shark teeth. Pretty fucking lame

>>78481301
My favorite dreams are xenomorph nightmares. I always end up waking up with my heart racing like I just snorted a line.

>>78481527
She's taller than Gura.

>>78482640
taller than watson too

>>78481547
I see. I still get xenomorph nightmares and I used to get nightmares involving being hunted by bears and and wolves in a woods. I rarely see them, most of the nightmare is just being super afraid until something got me and then I wake up.
Gura's described her nightmares before right?
The kind that she would be left alone in the world.
Dreams are neat.

>>78480965
I don’t see it. She’s actually deleting her tweets on her pl account that involves any males at the moment.

>>78480965
Fuck fuck fuck

>>78483209
Jesus forgives.

Gura's tummy told me that she's nervous about making new friends soon.

>>78483209
They should really do that shit ahead of time

>>78483209
>>78483274
>>78483408
Alright, this and a few posts above are actually trash that you should go out to some catalog thread to gossip about, cringe as fuck.

>>78483209
From the absolute fucking warpath of red deleted posts I've been seeing, I'm pretty sure she's way too late on that.

Gura should

>>78484097
eat more

>>78484097
Fart on stream

>>78484122
Penis. (Mine)

>>78484097
Pee more

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>78484146
>*Le touché*

>>78484337
>*Lo touchõ*

Will there be any fembuds playing baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>78484337
no, especially not today :3

>>78484867
You've been fantasizing for at least 48 hours now.

Yeah, me

Hehe, I cleared up my Thursday schedule lads. It's going to be Gura all day. So I have no idea what happened today. Was Gura in anything today?

>>78484809
Not a fembud and not gonna be playing there, but I might be playing

>>78485103
No.

>>78485103
Nope.

I just want another fembud in EN. Is that too much to fucking ask for?

>>78485252
>>78485275
Well time for sleep, I'm pooped.

So are we cool, buds?
We made it another year?

>>78485720
Oh yes same.

>>78474936
Actual fucking mess when you have something similar to compare with like Mika right here

>>78485720
sleep tight buddy

>>78485711
eh

>>78485720
sharkdreams

>>78474936
Goofy ass design. Whos papa is this

>>78485720
Oyasame

It was Gura's birthday today. No doubt that Sammie is getting pounded as we speak. Not by any of you, lol.

Thats probably the saddest attempt at bait this year.

They keep doing their thing every year. I think you're late to the party.

Anyway, da goobs.

>>78487703
Elaborate

>>78487732
I like this image

Tarzan's first wet dream did not involve a human

>>78487766
What about we go further? Tarzan's first boner.

>>78487983
alright, do you think Tarzan was a virgin before he met Jane?

>>78488206
No, but it wasn’t his choice

Who do you think Gura will talk to or mention first? I hope it's the loli, but I feel like it'll be the pink or red one.

>>78488248
naruhodo

>>78488365
Highest chance is the green one but It might be another advent situation.

>>78488365
how bold you assume Gura will stream after her birthday

>>78488529
She will since she finally stopped drinking oat milk.

>>78488365
there’s no loli in justice. 153 cm is too big

>>78488585
Oatmilk, truly the greatest ill that humanity has conceptualized.

>>78488585
There seems to be a correlation

>>78488529
She's playing Luigi Mansion 2.

Another gen without a fembud. I feel like hololive is filtering all of them out. Fauna was a god damn miracle

>>78488808
how do you know there's no fembud?

>>78488808
Most fembuds are underage you dummy. Too young to work.

>>78488808
Her harem can only be so large. She’s already ensnared Watson, Kiara, Mori, Fauna, Kronii, Mumei, and most of the JP’s

>>78488869
I have a feeling that management isn't letting any of them through

>>78488808
Fauna is a legit fembud, she knows her from head to toe. Meanwhile poser fembuds are leeches.

Will any members of Justice be fembuds or frens of Gra-chan?

>>78489093
just gotta wait and see. no point in hoping or speculating and be disappointed.

>>78489093
If she falls into another funk, no. If she stays, yes. Can't befriend each other if she isn't around.

>>78489276
My dwarf wizard wife.

>new girls gobbling up the whole weekend
goddamn it, we really are getting a post BD disappearing Gura aren't we

>>78489988
No.

>>78489714

>>78490325

>>78490719

Why are people gosling posting?

>>78490899
I listened to the soundposts and I couldn't help but gosling

>>78490899
because I gosling when I hear Gura sing emotional songs

>>78490867

>>78491049
>>78491005
I see, well whatever your mood know that she's with us forever.

my pits stink

>>78491813
same desu