/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Schejewel TBC, busy week confirmed.
MON - Elden Ring at 9 PM EST | 6 PM PST | 10 AM JST
MON - Biboo, Anya, Mumei, Towa Overwatch 2 Collab at 1 AM EST | 10 PM PST | 2 PM JST
TUE - Jackbox Games collab with holoEN at 10 AM EST | 7 AM PST | 11 PM JST
WED - Elden Ring DLC at 9 PM EST | 6 PM PST | 10 AM JST
THU - Elden Ring DLC after Gura's 3D at 10 PM EST | 7 PM PST | 11 AM JST (time TBC)
FRI - Elden Ring DLC before the collab at 7 PM EST | 4 PM PST | 8 AM JST
FRI - Advent Collab at 11 PM EST | 8 PM PST | 12 AM JST
SAT - Elden Ring DLC before the collab at 7 PM EST | 4 PM PST | 8 AM JST
SAT - Advent Collab at at 11 PM EST | 8 PM PST | 12 AM JST
SUN - Elden Ring DLC at 7 PM EST | 4 PM PST | 8 AM JST
Possible streams:
Elden Ring
Monster Hunter
Members' Frieren Watchalong
Double streams on collab days

Biboo love?

wait she is still gaming? I saw her going back to her room and thought she was ending soon.

Repeating myself: I'm praying for streamer luck, because I really don't want to watch her trying to farm these absolute cunts for an hour+.
>the armor isn't a bad rate of drop right?
lol
lmao

>>78482819
That was just to watch the EN4 trailer, she resumed playing afterwards

>>78482819
that was just for Justice's premiere video

>>78482819
pebble...

I had to take a massive shit really fast because I didn't want to miss any Biboo and I think I tore my butthole.

>>78483108

Coolest rock

I just realized Gigi's name is GG. That's cute. I hope she and Biboo get gamer time together

She seems kinda... you know...

You can't use spirit ashes there...

Why is she suiciding vs archers over and over

>>78483377
she's acting extra cute and funny so we don't oshihen to more cheekier brat

>only the riders drop it
THAT ISN'T TRUE FUCKING CHAT

BIBOO LUCK

>I was using turtle necks and the scarab helm and it still took me 2+ hours to get that chest piece
>it drops for her after like 15 minutes
Fucking streamer luck god damn. Happy for her tho.

She's such a luckshitter, it's unreal. How does she do it?

>>78482819
Did you actually believe that bullshit about reading supers? She said multiple times to just watch the reveal and get back to it IDIOT

>>78483936
tab was muted

She's such a dork, I love her.

is she really going for early malania too?

sorry biboo but this old man has to sleep

>>78484230
I don't think so, but I'd applaud her if she did

>>78483108
which biboo face are you right now?

>>78484230
She came here at first just for the armor. I don't know why she decided to go to the haligtree now.

>>78484447
11

That was a good HAHA

>perfect cosplay
>no fingerless gloves
pfft
At least you tried, biboo...

>Hakos Baelz is stealing Koseki Bijou away from me
No...

WHY DID SHE JUMP LMAO

lmao, this fucking brat
I was wondering what the fuck she was doing

What was this ending kek

Wait didn't Nerissa start like 3 hours or something before Biboo?!

They are gonna call her senpai and they are gonna like it

>>78485219
She started 1 hour before Biboo

>Runescape
I cant watch this, its turning me into dust.

>>78485292
Ah I only saw it in passing when looking for BST of the day

>>78485243
The senpai tax will be STRONG with biboo

Waowa's new name is Panty
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1803303957533753841

>>78485479
freaking canadian taxes, you have the biboo tax and then you take the senpai tax on top of it
>>78484669
oh that seems alright

I miss her already...

>>78485576
DANG IT BIBOO

alright broulders, it's time for me to rest, take care and have a great night everybody! Remember not to bite the bait during the dark hours!

>>78485243
Imagine the shiteating giggles when they do.
She'll have way too much fun with it.

>>78485576
ye emote when?

>>78486016
I can LITERALLY hear her gremlin laugh already, the air of superiority will be amazing.

can't believe this was already like a year ago

>>78486133
She was already doing it THIS stream, so I have no doubts the collabs will be peak

>>78486671
KAAAAEEEELLLLAAAAA

>>78486671
and they lived happily ever after

>>78486671

https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1803304645571592519
Oh God, biboo is already trying to groom new moms

>>78488583
IT ALREADY BEGINS

>>78486671
I still love how true and pure this friendship has been and evolved from just this one simple exchange.

>>78488957
Same, Biboo has a way with the girls, it's wholesome to watch

My wife

>>78490458
Your wife looks very cute, possibly because this is MY wife

Gemwife had a cute little ER stream today, this random gravity deaths were icing on the cake

>>78491691
90% of them were the Joarse giving up on life

No stream tomorrow and she had to cancel her date
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1803328627406413883

>>78491954
so no melania before dlc lol

>>78491954
MY WIFE NOOOO

>>78492072
Why is that the first thing you think about when she's sick

>>78491954
poor Baby... Hope she gets well soon
Maybe the last 24 hour where just too much afterall

>>78491954

>>78491954
nooooooo hope she gets better, she'll probably spend it dm'ing her new kouhai anyway, they'll def respond with the get well soon

>>78491954
>My wife is getting a fever and I can't even pamper her
I'm going to kill myself.

Dont worry ill take care of her tonight.

>>78492829
Thanks for bringing her to me

>>78492878
I wrote this post

>>78493901
Pebble forma de unko

>>78491954
Don't worry guys
I'm gonna give her an "injection" tonight
She will be alright

>>78493901
Me on the left

>>78494092
How did you get into our room?!

I love this dopey thing

>>78495345
SLERP SLERP SLERP SLERP SLERP SLERP SLERP SLERP

>>78495345
>>78495774
this needs to be a soundpost at this point

>want to watch biboo
>have migraine every other day
bweh

>>78496349
Might have a pebble growing in your brain

>bwehhhhh
biboo what have you done, also cough up the $350 gigi

>>78496980
bweh siblings, the braincell is being shared already

>>78491954
I called it. She did too much.

>>78496349
I have headaches everyday but still watch her. It's worth it.

My daughter is sick and needs me to hold her hand, DANG IT

>>78491954
Biboo please learn from FuwaMoco's example on not pushing yourself too much

Biboo is chatting up the new holos on twitter instead of resting. Is she trying to turn them into Pebbles? Also which of them is most likely to be the next holobrat?

>>78498556
wrong thread

I must hug and take care of this thing

>>78499355
Go right ahead. I'll be busy taking care of this thing.

>>78498556
do you think resting is just staring at a wall until you feel better

>>78499836
It's staring at a wall with your eyes closed

>>78499836
That’s what I do after work until I have the energy to watch Biboo VODs…

>new girls taking away Biboo time from me
I'm already starting to not like them

>78500489
Nice rrat. Also Biboo is sick. She’s chat up the newbies AND stream regularly if she was at her full power.

I've been in a coma ever since the announcement and Biboo's plans to bully (with love) the newcomers. No stream today then?

>>78500853
>rrat
>doing watchalongs instead of playing ER
kill yourself

>>78486671

What's exactly bad about being chased by a sexy flat doll

>>78500902
See >>78491954
The Biboo provides regular updates.

>>78501044
Oh man, I hope she gets well soon.

>>78501020
What's exactly bad about being submissive to a bratty gem princess

Follow the Biboo
Repost the Biboo
Do not wake the Biboo (eepin)

I wish I could be there to pamper my sweet gem wife. Hope she's feeling okay

Oh damn, if she had to cancel with Bae she's probably feeling awful
I saved the OW2 VOD because i had a feeling she'd have to skip a day this week

>>78502632
I like this brand of ritual posting

>>78502920
>she's probably feeling awful
She said herself that it was because she thought she was coming down with a fever, not because she felt terrible. It's a precaution so she doesn't end up getting too sick to stream when the DLC drops.

This is the second time shes taken a sudden day off for a HSR patch.

Good morning, I love biboo.

>2 of 4 already confirmed whores
>Biboo will collab with them
sigh...

>>78504393
now now, Biboo hopes that we'll like her new Kouhai so you should give them a chan-
>homo retweet
aww shit

My poor sick child, her brain has been emptied

>>78505231
Didnt knew the cat drew those pits omg

MSG wasn't the cure...

>>78506813
MSG is always the cure
She just needs more.

>>78506813
The MSG made it worse...damn you cute panda container.

>>78502632
Yes.
Correct.
[inhales deeply]

>>78504393
Biboo will collab with anyone who is willing that's why we have somuch grindstone. She also collabs with Bae and Kronii so whores are nothing new to her.

>>78507727
DO NOT

>>78504393
as long as they can contain their whoreness around biboo and dont do a moona at the Halloween minecraft event it will be fine

>>78507797
yeah, she's too nice

>Biboo thinks she's chaotic neutral/evil
>meanwhile in reality she is one of the nicest and most naive girls you will ever meet
kek

>>78507797
she literally offcollabed with Mori yesterday but collabing with someone who could theoretically become a homocollaber is what makes people mad

>>78509640
this too, is gap moe

>>78509640
The Moom Effect. Hypes up her evil. Huge softie in any interaction that matters.

>>78509705
Ironically enough, Mori knows how to contain herself around Biboo. Still don't like her though.

https://x.com/TheArro61107359/status/1803317308783468756
Warning cute biboo

>>78510153
My oshi is such a childlike goober

>>78510153
That's my owshi

>>78509705
I black out anything Mori is involved in and there is still the rrat that she was somehow involved in making Advent

>>78510419
What do they serve at the Biboo cafe?
>Menu is only strawberry milk, dino nuggies, and silica pouches
O-oh...

>>78510153

>>78510581
>order the dino nuggies
>receive two nuggies with the skin already eaten off
goddammit why do I keep eating here

>>78510153
Iofi apparently has the same problem as Biboo to pronounce R's in some words
Same for Miko
Maybe its a short tongue thing?

>>78510581
>Waiter there's a tiny bone in my strawberry milk
>We know
>Oh...

>>78510767
>Order the strawberry milk
>Straw for the drink is all chewed up
Dang it Biboo...

>>78510773
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vXZkEBzcXk0 No short tongue they just never used it that way and that's okey. I hope Cecilia makes all of EN say Purpur

>Biboo and Irys bonding over their lust for Miquella
CALLED IT
kek

>>78511110
>Strawberry milk is just berry milk you drink with a straw
ogey

>>78509705
You are acting like our mongoloid doesn't shit his pants over every Mori collab

>our mongoloid

>>78510773
>>78511962
Can't lofi speak like 5 languages including German? How does she not know R.
With Biboo you can atleast say English doesn't train every sound either on top of her upbringing

>>78514072
As in "the local one" ESLkun

>>78514288
>the local one
>one

>>78514089
Dude all the girls that say they know 27 languages don't know shit. yes i can say xiaxia, gamsahanda and Guten Morgen but iofy is not fluent in 5 languages.

>>78485576
>See who Waowa was
Biboo please do not interact Biboo please do not interact Biboo please do not interact

>>78516278
Based sane pebble

>>78516608
If anyone wants a nijisis who tweeted porn of herself with a male niji to collab with Biboo can they really be called a pebble?

>>78516724
no but they will try

>schizobabble from obvious tourists
How tiresome.

see, already trying

No, they are Ren Zotto shaped but thank you for trying

It's just the resident schizo probably samefagging. Just ignore him. He's gonna start using his buzzwords soon.

>this is who you want Biboo to collab with
brother ew

>Global/catalog posting in /gem/
Sillies.

biboos gonna be a great senpai

Kino

>>78518521
Biboo is gonna make her feel things anyways.

>>78518682
In bed.

>>78518521
t-that's not realistic Biboo would have teleported behind her in a flash and have morphed my floaty stone into a katana

>>78518764
biboo...

>>78518521
My shameful nerd lore side actually enjoys this mash up. What's the one thing a Gem of Emotion can't manipulate? A doll. Gives me stupid nerd tingles.

>>78519223
>My shameful nerd lore side
This is "chuuni," friend. All pebbles are chuuni.

>>78518521
which persona game was it that had a robot girl

>>78521248
3. Aigis. And she was, and is, the best.

>several reviewers say Elden Ring dlc is over 100 hours long

>>78521289
yeah, thats the new girl now

>>78521550
Please don't get me started on my insatiable doll joint/robot lust. The fact that the greatest chuuba of all time, Brat Princess Koseki "Biboo" Bijou, is paired with a robot girl, has me actually frothing at the mouth.

>>78521632
what if you inserted Biboo (forma da gem) into the robot girl to make a complete being with the power to both control emotions and technology with their thoughts combined? she could shoot technoemotional lasers and obliterate thoughts themselves in a physical medium.

>>78521858
I'd rather they just fuck tbdesu

>>78521980
but imagine fucking them both at the same time because they are in a combined state

>>78521980
yeah, with me

>>78521980
This but instead of the doll, it's just Biboo and me.

>>78522039
and then while doing so they keep swapping between personalities and not knowing whats going on

>>78521248
5. Makoto. Beep boop.

>>78521435
they are lying

>>78523021
Worse. They are games "journalists."

Biboo love love love

Biboo love love love love

>>78523221
>games "journalists."
Didnt they try to cancel the DLC or some shit. They tired to make Wu kong woke too.

>>78518521
Its okay Biboo used this.

>>78525563
Her greatest power of them all
GUN

>>78525563
Who gave this sassy child a weapon?

>>78528009
me, I am weaponizing the children

>>78529383
Based

>>78529383
Big Boss?

we love Biboo?

>>78531270
Yes

What is a Biboo if not the figurehead of cunny. The encapsulation of all things cute and funny. The more we stray from the uoh, the more we fall into haggetry. Reject large breasts, embrace flat chests.
Amen.

I think they should make a Jackbox where the goal is to be cute and after Biboo takes all the 1st places again she would officially become number 1 cute and funny in hololive.
Wouldn't that be amazing

>>78531957
>trying to turn Biboo into a "Gura Killer"
Well I'm sure this'll turn out well, like the last 20~ times it was tried.

>>78531662
Biboobs too big, but otherwise perfect.

>>78531270
>we
no, just me

>>78532414
I am this poster

Thinking about Biboo to give me energy to face the day

>>78533652
Did you get Biboo's permission to think, pebble?

hmmm...

Biboo is still the shortest EN. The Justice girls all mog her...

>>78533964
?
You mean Biboo mogs them, right? Imagine valuing height in women. Hilarious, pebble. Short girls = best girls.

>>78533864
Don't you fucking do it pebble.

>>78535111
okay

>>78532158
>He doesnt know

>>78533964
Thats Biboo-senpai to you Cecilia.

imagine giving a bag of mysterious white powder to biboo and telling her it's salt

>>78537089
I wanna have sex with biboo while we are both fucked up on drugs

>>78537289
YMK moment

why her hair so long?

>>78538352
For me to brush, obviously. Biboo is for pampering.

>>78538352
Because that's peak design

>>78491954
This is what she gets for gargling MSG.

>>78538352
plenty to hold on to, and grip intently

>>78515297
>iofy is not fluent in 5 languages.
She's fluent enough to hold a conversation. An actual conversation, not "Hello my name is Iofi. You are cute. Where is the bathroom?"

>>78538352
brat tummy uohhh!!!

Biboooooooooooo ToT

>>78538352

After Elden Ring DLC the Genshin arc starts. Trust the plan.

>>78541708
>Genshin
She plays HSR more though

shut up chink

>>78541708
The only thing that would make me throw a fit is her streaming on bilibili. Hopefully perms for it aren't exclusive to it.
Also Kaela has a frame up for the tencent chinese league clone so maybe they are just simply getting perms for Chinese games now?

>catalogschizos fail to stir anything up with Justice """"""drama""""""
>try with uh... China?
Don't these "people" have better things to do?

>>78542255
>being retarded
Why are so many people so insecure about things they don't like to the point that they need to label others as an enemy?

>>78541708
Genshin is not a good game to stream.

>>78542485
You're naïve if you don't understand how many enemies you have. It's not a question of "labeling," it's a question of "realizing." I know everyone on this board would shoot me in the back of the head if they had a chance. I won't give them that chance.

>>78542691
Ya, i would rather she plays Wu Kong if we are talking about chink perms. This is coming from someone that played genshin up to 4.2.

>>78542691
The main story is usually a buff, the rest of the game is trash. If she ever gets perms and she actually decides to play it she should only do that.

>>78542691
Repeatedly. It's a bad game to stream repeatedly. It'd be fine for one or two streams just to have her gush about things she likes.

I hope bib is feeling a little better
Being sick in another country fucking sucks, I've been there

>>78537289
kill yourself

>>78544490
Yeah especially if you are motivated and WANT to do tons of shit while there, poor Beebs

>>78544490
This is why FuwaMoco need a proper guest room.

fuck it we uwaaoo

>>78545700
uwaaaoooo!

>>78545700
>>78545808
This is a no uwaaoo zone, please cease immediately or be fired upon.

>>78546138
FUCK YOU I'M GONNA UWAO HARDER
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Bijou's Justice counterpart also enjoys steppie sound memes
I hope they get along well.

>>78547790
>I hope they get along well.
I hope they have sweaty stream sex.

>>78547790
>counterpart
Where did they say anything about that? Is it official?

>feel like shit, stuffy nose and throat, slight fever, all right before Eldvn Rvng

Have I cursed Biboo or has she cursed me....

>>78548136
Time to gargle some MSG, pebble

>>78548136
If you hurt her I'll...!

>>78548186

I was actually planning to drag myself to the Chinese place after the doctor to get food over with.

>>78548120
Each one has been technically matched to a specific Advent member. It's probably just lore shit and won't actually be forced interactions but there has definitely been a degree of thought put into it to make the matchups have some sort of reasoning or theming.

Look at the HoloEN twitter posts. The Advent data files each have an icon on them associated with a specific Justice member. Bijou's has a teacup which is Cecilia's.

>>78548420
whomst the fuck is Bijou

Throat hurt to stream but don't hurt enough for her to tour in Japan with the girls.

>still trying

>>78548404
You're just picking up food, right? You're not actually going in to one of those Chinese buffets while sick, right?
>>78548712
I use Bijou specifically because this forced meme is retarded. Biboo is a cute nickname but "lol >Bijou not a real pebble opinion discarded" is the stupidest shit.

>>78548811
Nobody is trying why is okay to give gura shit for being lazy and not biboo? calm down she's not going to fuck you for defending her honor in 4chan.

>>78548732
>to tour in Japan with the girls
did you miss the part where she also had to cancel her going out plans yesterday as well bc she was sick?

Less than 24 hours until the ER DLC releases, are you guys prepared

>>78549182
Uh huh. After she bounced from province to province all over Japan visiting everyone.

Imagine taking a single day off this week because she's sick being a shitpost angle
How demented do you have to be lmao

>>78549215
I don't give a shit about Elden Ring but I'll enjoy the stream when it happens.

>>78549352
at least it's only a problem if she wasn't streaming at the same time, instead we had that stretch of 4 streams in 24 hours in addition to yesterday's stream

>>78549215
Not after the leaks

>>78549490
Yeah of shit games like monster hunter and elden Wang. I'll wait until this new gigi girl debut if she impresses me I'm dumping biboo like a sack of potato. There so much from soft autism I can handle.

lmao

>>78549718
somehow i feel you'll still be around to shitpost regardless

>>78549718
>moving the goalpost

>>78549718
Every girl has games they really like and get invested in. Just watch something else if she's playing a game you're not a fan of.

>>78549718
Why wait? The door's right there, faggot.

>Do not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.

>retards still replying to obvious bait
it's like I'm really in global

>>78549718

A couple of dopes. Dorks. Dweebs.
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1803399548481745379

>>78549718
I have never played a fromsoft game so the game is kind of boring to watch. I just watch because Bijou cute.

Heard anons here will bite anything so here's some top-secret never-before-seen lewds of Kocksucky Bigjerk
Once you're done fapping to this we can move onto the buying and selling of bridges

>>78551325
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY ADS

>>78551080
This is one of the problems with Elden Ring as a stream game. Everything is pretty meaningless unless you've already played it extensively. With Dark Souls and Bloodborne you can at least get a sense of progression because you're clearing through "stages" of the game but ER is so open-ended that you never know what's going on or what significance anything has.

Legally married to Koseki "Biboo" Bijou

>>78553338
Yes, I am. How did you know?

Lame elden ring shilling

>>78553409
Of course I know this, for I am you, and you are me.

>>78550869
I love them

>>78557713
The top 2 cutest girls are in Advent how is this possible

>>78558005
who's the one that's not biboo?

>>78558072
Mococo!

>>78558398
biboo is high today...

>>78558420
You could have given literally any answer, and it would have been the right one. But that is the rightest of all.

Alright gonna watch the OW2 VOD now, what should I expect?

>>78558954
bad game
cute girls

>>78558954
Passion Japanese for the first hour
Biboo getting plapped by roadhog while playing as Sigma
They do surprisingly well once she switches to Mercy
Biboo squealing when under fire like she's getting finger blasted
She tried her best
Biboo cute

>>78558521
DUDE
WEED

>>78558398
>>78558521
Actually, some Japanese cough syrups do still have codeine...

>>78559227
nothin wrong with weed as long as you arent pressuring people to do so as well and dont let it take over your life.

>>78531270

>>78560318
Well, that, too...

>>78560271
I agree with you but I also pressure people into liking Biboo and she took over my life

>>78561236
Based, keep it up.

Which Biboo are you today?

>>78563561
1

>>78563561
8

>>78563561
I'm reading /vt/. 14 is the only thing I know how to feel anymore.

>>78563561
12

>>78563561
Whatever my post ends in. If it's 3 I'm going to cause mischief.

Everyone always asks where's biboo, but nobody ever asks how's biboo able to make my dick diamonds?

>>78564153
Oh shoot

>>78564153
nyehehe

>>78564153
oh beep

>>78564153
POST UNCENSORED CUNNY YOU BEEPING COWARD YOU WON'T

>>78563561
today 8, migraine making me grey out

>>78564153
Go, do a crime

im gonna bweh

>>78563561
Usually I'm 9 but today I'm 8, too tired to be smug about anything

>>78563561
9

Biboo retweeting

>>78565236

https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1803606138841342299
Biboo I swear to god... literally put on pants walk to a conbini and buy salt it's not hard why are you such a hikki?

>>78566251
Scared of being Biboonapped and/or feeling too sick/lazy to go out. Also I hope she’s just joking about the msg. Ffs…

>>78566251
She's scared of going out alone. Why wouldn't she be? She already got grabbed by some random guy once but thankfully Advent was with her.

>>78566251
biboo needs someone (me) to take care of her...

Make your samefagging less obvious next time

>>78567219
Her kouhai will do the job

i really hope biboo gets better.

>>78567372
All I hope from this girl is that she also plays long hours and can coop a lot with biboo
We really need another girl with biboo's attitude in EN

Biboo is cute as a button

New bread:
>>78568214
>>78568214
>>78568214