/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Play Chiku Taku: https://watsonamelia.itch.io/chikutaku
Stream Chiku Taku: https://youtu.be/fYVweqOW31w
Ame links and info: https://rentry.org/Ameliur

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

ILOVE AME

ilove ame

AMEEEEEEE ILOVE AMEEEEEEE
https://rentry.org/AMECUTE2

ILOVE AME

Does she pee in the tub too?

ILOVE AME

I hope she actually plays Elden Ring. I don't even play myself but I enjoy watching her play a game she genuinely enjoys. If she can’t make it through it, it’s over.

ILOVE WATGAWR

ILOVE AME

I'm gonna take Ame to laser tag. I will also win a bunch of tickets at skeeball and get her a stuffed animal

>>78385748
Why laser tag

>>78386151
it's fun

ILOVE AME

Ame when she sees you haven't showered

>>78393491
how would she see that don't you mean smells

I wanna make her squart across the room

>>78393593
Now she's sweaty, take responsibility

>>78394078
I'll give her a backscrub

>>78394078
I'll brush her teeth in a way like that dude in Monogatari

i love them

>>78395808
Proof

Ame today I can feel it in my wishbone

Ame soon. I can feel it in my bone.

>>78395808
Myth Minecraft is so nostalgic

>>78399243
Rip teamate

>>78399243
deadmate...

No ame. Damn, only advent, but at least takamori there I guess

Ame please play donkey Kong country returns hd

My wife

>>78404319
This is an adult

>>78404400
I made her an adult.

>>78404806
I made her school lunch

>>78404319
Ame should cover loli kami requiem

AMMMEEEEEEE MENTIONED TWICE CAUSE HOLOTWITTER, ANDDDDDDD PROMPT IN MORI STREAM

Rage quit Ame mention!

ILOVE AME

Rape quit Ame mention!

AMEREXEET
EN4

Ameeee rexweet
En4?

Cool, more ENs for me not to give a shit about while I pray my oshi finally comes back.

WTF NEW GEN
well at least people won't say Ame brought new gen, she literally streamed so

>>78409231
Erm

>Ame is getting back streaming
>A new gen is announced
She will never escape the meme

>innit
oh shit
finally, bong chuuba

>>78409231
She’s back retard

More kouhais for Ame!

Okay so, who is Ame going to try and groom now?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU7DrNRKrEc
Bowson BowSOON. I can feel it in my Erds.

>>78409792
take a guess

Why would a teamate hate Hololive thriving? THINK TEAMATES, THINK!

>>78409633
Maybe she should start streaming a lot when Cover tells them a new gen is getting announced soon.

What if one of the new girls is named Sigma Balls

>>78409756
She's still barely done anything with Advent, she'll be a complete stranger to the new girls.

Why is Ame up so early?

>>78410165
She probably didn't sleep. She always does that.

>>78409231
>>78410033
Why are you so fucking negative all the time?

>>78409959
>>78410033
Kys monkey

do you guys think there's a chance that ame will play metroid prime 4?

>new EN gen
'FUCKING SHIT... IS THIS WHY AME WAS MISSING THIS WHOLE TIME??? The "Myth" ISREAL.

>>78410506
No

>>78410506
Yes.

>>78410506
Maybe.

>>78410506
>controller FPS
No, she would hate it

>>78410506
I don't know.

>>78410848
They’re not going to have the free aim controls like in prime 3?

Guys wtf seriously. Advent doesn't even feel that old yet. Is cover doing this on purpose now? Everytime Ame disappears for a while they suddenly debut a new gen or something? No way that's a concidence. It's happened 3 times now.

>>78410619
>Ame took more break.
>New gen debuts faster.
So should I suffer for the sake of others? Should I be selfless like my oshi?

>>78411082
It's happened 5 times if you include JP.

>onwards and upwards, innit
Who are these imposters?! My wife is the only bri-ish person in hololive!

>Ame comes back
>New gen arrives
HOW DOES SHE DO IT EVERYTIME?

>>78411082
It's not that amazing of a coincidence when you realize that they could've released this gen at any point in the last 6 months and it would've been "after Ame disappeared"

>>78411991
I know right? It's less than one year since the last gen. Ame worked so hard...

>>78410506
Yeah right after she plays Prime 1, any day now.

I wish I could be excited about this, but I just want more Ame's streams honestly. I'm a teamate first and a HoloEn fan second

I'm excited about this & I want Ame's streams too honestly. I'm a teamate first and a HoloEn fan second.

Yo wtf ame. Advent's barely a year old and you already made them senpais?

>>78412705
yeah I dont like that advent didn't get time to grow more. I'm not exactly hyped about it

>>78413111
Careful, you are a schizo anti if you are not excited about everything Cover does

>>78413111
They had nearly a year, that's plenty of time.

https://twitter.com/Sakurada_7/status/1803036170282266833

>>78413282
oh nyo, your miserable seething didn't drop the thread morale, time to chimp out.

>>78413111
To be fair, wasn't council debut less than a year after myth?

>>78413790
Thank you for proving my point

>>78414003
there was like a one month difference I guess, but that was back when the vtuber boom was at peak

>>78414003
Yes, but most people on this board have the memory and critical thinking skills of a goldfish. They won't remember that.

New gen looks cool I hope ame actually interacts with this one more than 3 times....

>>78410506
I don’t know but I hope she plays another platformer soon.

>>78414700
Ame will stick with Myth, she loves her myth

>>78414916
but she doesn't even initiate collabs with anyone besides gura

>>78414700
To be fair, she's been on break/moving/renovating, for most of advent's existence. I'm sure she's going to collab more once she's back to streaming regularly.

I'm excited even only for the possibility of some British jokes between Ame & the new girls.

>>78415084
isnt that how its been for like years now? Ame doesnt do many collabs

>>78415605
She definitely collabs less than the average holo, hell she still hasn't collabed with fauna or irys, but it used to happen way more than what we had for the last year or so. Biboo or shiori collab seems likely at some point.... I hope....

>>78415605
Well she used to before fags sperged out in her comments SCs about collabing with the guys.

Morning chaps, pretty exciting day in it? I'm sure our lady had quite the joy from the news.
I have thrall waiting for our lady to return & hear what's in her nozzle.

Now she has even more excuses to not stream
>just watch the other girls lol

>>78416117
Yep, that's my Ame, big social butterfly and absolute collab monster until late summer '22.

>>78416170
Hey wait a second...
There are no alligators on the UK! Get him, boys!

do we count this as Ame leaving to find another gen again

>>78416091
>she still hasn't collabed with fauna
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19eHFJfwtVY

>>78416091
Fauna and Ame has some bad blood between them ever since Ame accidentally fed Fauna a non vegan gyro.

>>78416854
Chaps, it's cold here on the island, but the warmth of this snazzy sunshine & my tea are enough to keep me blithe.

>>78417200
I think he meant 1 on 1.

>>78417316
That's as dumb as saying streams only count if it's on her own channel.

>>78416170
>>78416854
'Ere 'ere. Good show, good show ol' chap. You tell that wanker what for. Bloody brilliant 'is new gen is, 'ei? Pip pip Amelia Watson. Cheerio.

>>78416965
ISREAL. She can't keep denying the alligato-- err, I mean allegations.

>>78416965
Didn't she say she hates that meme? But I could be wrong I don't remember well

>>78417458
May the new missises & our lady (my ladylove) have jolly good shows, chap. Cheerio indeed.

>>78417770
Yeah.

>>78417770
ame should blame reality for making it so accurate

>>78417902
My ol chap, the fair lady Amelia Watson is MY ladylove. It is in chap's best interest to retrograde from my ladylove.

>>78417770
She did say she hates it. But she keeps disappearing, thus propagating the joke.

>innit
What if Ame was actually the fifth Justice but time traveled back to become one of Myth…

>>78418433
PISH POSH. Wuh a loa' 'o' bollocks 'at is. Watson and I 'ave been right shaggin' all day, innit guv? Straigh' up snoggin'. Why if'n anyfin she's my ladylove, you wanker.

>>78419168
I hope one of the new bri-ish girls is a downright bastard of an investigator like pic related. Could learn a thing or two from my hard boiled action-detective wife.

>>78416170
>>78417458
>>78417902
>>78418433
>>78419420
I don' know what ya'll damn redcoats are doing here in our thread. But mark mah words, this town ain't big enough for two types of gators

>>78420210
Shut yer trap, ye bloody muppet.

>>78417770
Yeah, but she keeps going on breaks every time so it's like if after Kronii complained about the subway jokes, she kept eating them on stream anyway.

>>78420210
Oi cunt. If 'is thread is big enuff fer crocs, 'en is should be big enuff for brits too 'ei?
Scorch'd Urff bruv.

>>78416091
Fauna and Ame have been awkward with each other since Ame saw Fauna's bush.

>>78422792
I find it so fucking funny that this happened

>>78422876

>>78416965
Someone higher up at cover is probably in on the joke

One of them will befriend Ame and will successfully collab with Ame 5 times.

>>78415389
I want a Shiori Ame collab

>Decided to look at free chat to see what people were saying about the new gen teaser.
> cordis die filling the chat being an extremely whiny faggot
Remembered why I don't go there, that's on me for looking though lol

>>78425088
hagson...

>>78420899
>>78417770
You can't beat the timing allegations when time itself keeps putting you on the spot. Can't outrun the clock forever even if you're a time traveling detective you know.

>>78424634
sigh... if only...

>>78424556
>its the bong girl
>Ame does her horrible british accent for all 5 collabs

>>78425093

>>78425327
It always bothers me that you can still see squidword's feet in this pic. Though I've never bothered to make a fixed version, so I can't complain I guess

>>78425404
>Next slide please~
I liked her british accent

>>78425505
Cordis...

>>78425505
How have you not died of a heart attack yet with all the unnecessary stress you put your self through?

>the automatic assumption that I'm cordis because I don't care what the cunts in freechat are doing
Screenshot the amecord or something while you're at it, jigjogs, I don't care.

>>78425088
>it's ai
dammit. I wanted to beleeb...

>>78426091
Okay

>>78426091
If you really didn't care you wouldn't have gave your initial reaction, you would have just scrolled past it

>>78425574
I just thought it would be funny, i dont think Ame can keep it up for 5 collabs but it WOULD be funny if she did.

>>78426091
No, anon, you don't understand, you have to be a seething anti because people /here/ can't comprehend only caring about Ame.

>>78426398
It would be funny. But maybe instead of 5 different streams, just do a single one of her investigating if they are "authentic" bri'sh

>>78426566
As the one who initially complained about free chat, ill admit I don't watch any other vtubers besides Ame. But the difference is I don't go around be a negative faggot about the existence of other vtubers. Ame loves hololive and i dont think she'd like how some teamates talk about the others. And why complain about them before they even debuted, who knows you might even like them. Even if you dont becomea dedicated fan. And I'm sorry about bringing up free chat. I got annoyed after reading it and posted about it here, but it doesn't really belong here.

>>78426566
Or you just don't need to say it? It's unnecessary.

>>78426317
Not that anon but I agree with him that I also don't care what e-celeb is doing in Ame's freechat and I think you should not make a post about it.

>>78427063
Yeah this only comes up like every week, you're definitely not camping freechat waiting for something to shit up the thread and namefag with.

>>78426398
Just needs to be someone that's as obsessed with her as Gura and keeps inviting her to collabs every week.

>>78427199
This is the first time I've complained about free chat here though? I very rarely look at free chat. I'm not who think I am. And again sorry, I already said I know I shouldn't have brought it up here.
>>78427124
Not the person you tagged but I wanna say you're right. I won't bring it up again, and definitely shouldn't be complaining about anyone specific. This is an Ame thread, not a teamate gossip thread.

>>78427111
What's wrong with saying it? Do each and every one of us have to be as massive a unityfag as Ame just because she's our oshi?

>>78426091
I have never seen a single screenshot of any EN discord, I am convinced there's a complete split between the people that are /here/ and /there/ with no overlap.

>>78427620
I think the point is that it's ok if you don't care, just don't be a dick about it. There's some holoEN members I don't like, so I just don't talk about them or even complain if they are brought up.

>>78420899
That's because she spends more time inactive than active

>>78427700
they used to get posted, some of them are /here/

>>78427700
>there's a complete split between the people that are /here/ and /there/ with no overlap
I wish

>>78427700
Freechat is a split between /here/ and Amecord

>>78427700
I feel like I should go back in time and open a really gay tumblr as I type this, but for lack of a better way to phrase it? Oh, you sweet summer child. Really wish that was the case. Detectives Bureau is honestly probably even less about Ame than most fancords, but they're still as /here/ as freechat is.

>>78426611
>>78427209
Funny collab ideas aside, i am just glad ame is coming back.

>>78428292
Same, I've really missed her. I'm catching up on the minecraft VODs

>>78428292
Same

>>78428126
Idk what it is about discord servers, but they always end up going to shit.

Ame today I can feel it in my tongue

>>78417770
>goes on break all the time
>is angry that people make a joke about her going silent and leaving for long periods of time to find new gens
there seems to be an easy solution here

>>78429164
ask the contractors to build faster?

>>78429506
As someone that works in the contractor business, this definitely works.

>>78429506
What exactly do you think she's doing that needs contractors lmao?

>>78429612
kek

>>78429734
She's said multiple times that she's having something built and that's it's going to take until the end of the month.

>>78429834
Yeah and what would that be? What could be built in a room that takes 4 months to complete?

>>78429834
She said multiple times that she won't go on long breaks again

>>78429834
This is all beside the original point of 'stop disappearing for long stretches of time if you don't want people to make jokes about you prepping the newest gen every month for like a year and a half', mind you. Or go full subway about it but I dunno if that worked for Kronii or not, I mostly hear HOLY BOOBERS now.

I think there are tourists among us

>>78429834
And does the thing also stop her from making member posts, tweets or twitter spaces?

>>78428509
Because people live in them and after a while you want to talk about other things, so someone makes an "other things" channel and then eventually you have more off topic channels than what your server is even about.

>>78430048
>iphone filename
You don't say.

>>78429921
It's been less than a month
>>78429953
It's not a break and she literally streamed 2 days ago.

>>78429921
>>78429953
>>78430195
Discord please…

>>78430272
I’m out of the house atm

Wait wth, new gen?

>>78429953
She's said lots of things.

>>78430048
It's the deep state, they're here and they falseflag as antis and fans of different corpos to try and sow disorder so we are susceptible to more mainstream entertainment, which they fill with brainwashing material. Always resist teamates, they are among us and they will destroy you if given the chance.

>>78430294
>Another "uhh I won't do it again lol" karaoke
>"S-SHE'S BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME"

ame soon, I can feel it in my microplastic ridden testicles.

>>78430383
Yeah, EN4 trailer in a few hours.

>>78430383
Yeah. More people Ame will completely ignore!

>>78428397
Still on the first minecraft VOD and omg she is soooooo kyute-uh!

>>78430461
More people for Ame’s fans to move on to since she won’t stream.

>>78430461
Hey, she collabed with Advent like... Once..?

>>78428292
My brother, she’s been “coming back” for damn near a year.

>>78430543
>Ame’s fans
Jesas man surely you can be more subtle than this

>>78430416
>>78430461
>>78430543
poopoo peepee

Kiara started so I hope she joins, it's great seeing Ame on stream so much recently

Can’t tell if we’re being raided by retards from the sticky or if the usual schizo jumped on the “Ame break=new gen” discussion to spout his usual bs

>>78430627

>>78430633
I knew some dumbass would have a problem with that. Like her fan name isn’t common knowledge or something. Simple word choice.

I think Ame should rape all of EN4 while Gura watches

>>78430696
>>78430394
Its not a conspiracy its real.

>>78430696
Por que no los dos?

>>78430461
Hey if they wanted Ame's attention they should've release a homo gen. We all know girls don't really interest her.

I have undisputable proof that Ame is a cutie.

>>78430717
>I messed up my raid message, fuck I knew somebody would call me a faggot for it!

>>78430800
post it

>>78430800
Like the orange?

Ame should help close the pool

Let's just skip to the part where you drop the pretense and melt down like a retard again, it was funny.
>>78200223

>>78430798
Stop outing yourself as an obvious shit poster

>>78430837
No, it's all mine.

>>78430696
Probably both

Man Ame has so many antis and schizos, has she tried streaming before? I bet she'd lose some if she did!

wdsmbt?

>>78431099
Tell her this and she would stream less because ameway

Enough about the schizos, prove >>78430800 right by posting Ame pics

MMM IS FIXED

She did it!

>>78431200
And tell her the opposite and she won't stream because she's lazy... there has to be a way...

Ame retard-proofing PLAP

>>78431324
Clearly the answer is to kill that bitch of a mother

Is he just going to reply to himself for the entire thread?

MMM IS RETARDPROOF!

>>78431374
No that would be good for her which would make her NOT stream.

>>78431409
>Anyone that isn't me is a samefag
retard

>>78431409
If Ame ends up showing up he'll just go hide like a bitch as usual.

>>78431463
I mean that would make sense, does she have fans anymore? This thread is always dead so I wouldn't be surprised if its just one guy replying to himself.

>>78431463
Ok so theres two niggers in the thread got it.

My oshi is so good at Minecraft

>>78431575
Friendship with Minecraft restored!

>>78431539
So we're trying this angle again

bowson is so hot omg

>>78431409
Ame is loved by all holos whenever she gets mentioned every chat gets filled with AMEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3
She gets around the same viewership she always had since debut if not more, he knows it too but there is nothing he can do but sit and seethe about it so this is a way to cope for him "surely enough everyone will forget and stop loving her this time for sure this time i swear"

>>78431745
Saying she had 3k viewers since debut isn't the brag you think it is lmao

>>78431745
If I repeat it enough it will become true though

>Thank you for your loyal patronage of the hololive production OFFICIAL SHOP.

>This is a notice for customers who have purchased the “Watson Amelia Birthday Celebration 2024” merch.

>>78431811
hahahahahaha seethe dilate cope shit in your and pants and cry

>>78431811
we can still tell you're seething even if you post lmaos, you know.

Stop giving him attention

>>78431811
>lmao
lmao

>>78431811
>It's a numbermonkey
AHAHAHAHA

Ame fixed the MMM off stream, looks like. Odds on whether it gets wrecked again at some point?

>>78409903

>>78431811
>>78431745
Meanwhile Ame is the only Holo not to gain 10k subs immediately after a vertical stream. She's still at 1.76m

>>78431964
It's the same people, they just work both ends of the raid. Notice how he was immediately joined by seethe you're brown etc

>>78432032
It seems to be retardproof now

>>78432011
Yeah, it's so weird how Amelia'ns fans are numbermonkeys when she's the lowest in her branch look at them trying to brag about numbers lol >>78431745

>>78432095
>you can’t call people brown anymore

>>78432032
Looks like it's completely moronproofed, I don't see a way for it to break unless a Ghast spawns and blows up the upper part of MMM.
Mobs can't see you due to the slabs, I think. Kiara got super close and nothing happened.

My wife is so smart..!

>>78432060
>conveniently switching to subcount because ccv would destroy your whole argument
Why did you start numberfagging if you're squirming this much already? Are you stupid?

>Ame schizo
>Is a numbermonkey
Pfftt hahaha

>>78432375
>Ignoring all the times Ame has randomly numberfagged in the past year and a half
She's been at 1.76m for a long time, it's definitely on her mind.

>>78432060
its also the only vertical stream that didnt have #shorts

>>78432375
seeing the word viewership really got his neurons activated to sperg out of control to make up shit, retard literally got baited by his own bait

>all that organic conversation from concerned teammates stops just for enough time for a third world router to reset once a post gets deleted
Really makes you think.

>>78432095
nah, we just have a /vpol/mate that calls everyone a brownoid. He's been around since forever.

>>78432809
Most people just leave the thread when this starts.

>>78432988
No.

>>78433009
Yes. It's always worse than usual when they come back and find out people were talking or arguing and they weren't here to derail in their chosen direction, riles em up, and when it happens I roll my eyes and let it ride.

>>78430800
I have proof of the opposite and I'll post it too.

>>78433238
I think it's broken

>>78433154
I'm not leaving the thread because some schizo is being a retard. Speak for yourself

>>78433272
no worries, there's plenty of counter evidence against her cuteness.

>>78433385
It is indeed false

>>78433638
but wait... could it be ?

One block finale Thursday

>>78433872
If I heard correctly it's at amt like the first collab

>>78433776
indubitably

look what I found rratmate!
https://x.com/SomeWaffles/status/1803170954962673684

>>78435187
Are Gura and Ame step sisters now?

What is the best "conspiracy" that Ame has shown? I put it in quotes because its not a conspiracy, its real.

>>78436552
Probably the baby blood elites one

>peaceful thread
>take a dump and play vidya on the throne for a few hours
>thread schizo shows up and thread turns to shit
Every fucking time.

>>78438118
>play vidya on the throne for a few hours
you really shouldn't be doing that.

>>78436552
Probably whenever she talked about how the government infected communities with STD's to see how it effected people of different races.

>>78438118
>play vidya on the throne for a few hours
Don't do that

>>78438196
>>78438296
Why not? What's wrong with passing the time by gaming on the ceramic butt chair while I wait to pass the dumps?

>>78438625
>Spending too much time on the toilet causes pressure on your rectum and anus. Because the seat is cut out, your rectum is lower than the rest of your backside. Gravity takes over, and blood starts to pool and clot in those veins. Add in any straining or pushing, and you may have a recipe for hemorrhoids.

>Ame showed up yesterday again after leaving VC
WTH how much Ame did I miss? Whose pov is best for Ame crumbs?

>>78438790
Really? weird. Hasn't happened to me so far thank goodness. It's so fucking comfy though... specially because it's so much cooler inside the toilet thanks to the tiles compared to the rest of my fucking flat in this shit hot weather.

>>78438999
Kiara ended last and Ame left like 5 minutes before that. You also get to see Ame's diary entries from her.

>>78438999
Kiara’s
And Ame was back for like an hour plus she kept going offstream after

>>78438999
The fire chicken. She keeps following the ame. Meep morp just keeps doing her own thing.

>>78431278
>>78431321
oh did she appear on kiara's stream today or was it finished yesterday?

>>78439123
>>78439176
>>78439196
McThankies~ ^^

>>78439459
Yesterday

>>78438210
Woah I believe it. Someone probably did it on purpose so their relative gets achievements and gets promoted to a higher rank

>>78439459
Yesterday. But knowing ame, probably earlier off-stream. Her loveable brand of autism gains a 100% efficiency boost when off camera unfortunately for us.

>>78439112
It won't happen overnight, only if you do it frequently, moreso if you get older.

Ame set up a members stream, I'm gonna tell you my ideas, like "who is the real british", or something

>>78439866
>can't keep gamin on the pooper anymore
Maybe I can stream ame in the tub... I wonder if I can bring my pc near the tub like markiplier did. Always wanted to try sleeping in the tub anyway.

ILOVE AME

>>78435187
That's really cute! I hope she sees it!

>>78443351
>>78443409

So sexy, so cute, I want her so bad

>>78443806
Now give her a skateboard.

>>78444168
Witchmelia Magicson my beloved.

What if she's like an arachnid and eats her sexual partner after breeding?

>>78444924
Erm...

>>78444924
Then I would have died countless times.

>>78444357
Hate this image

>>78444924

Hey teamates, how much would I be looking at to build a decent PC for gaming? Doesn't need to be top of the line just something to run most games.

>>78446083
Why is iname art so depressing looking?

>>78446153

>>78445989
Like 500-600 for parts?

>>78446350
About that I suppose. Maybe a bit more.

>>78446189
Something something Lovecraftian detective sanity slippage yadda yadda done to death something blah blah they need a new gimmick bleebity blu

>>78446083
This unironically really fucking good, reminds me of like Bill Sienkiewicz.

>>78445989
Gotta know what your budget is first, what you're willing to spend. You can get pretty flexible after that between sales and smart shopping.