/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJUsB6bdQYA
Or
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

wrath

>>78388463

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Remember Tenma loves you and she missed you

>>78388463
>>78388517
NOW (Literally right now)
Shisui Michiru (05:30UTC | LIVE | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJUsB6bdQYA
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
Ayase Yuu (06:30UTC | LIVE | Overwatch 2)
https://www.twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_

SOON
Michi hours

LATER
Kokoromo Memory (11:00UTC | 3h35m | Members Only: Cooking)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUGtE9jFXAY
Ayase Yuu & Kannagi Loki (11:00UTC | 3h35m | Bokura)
Yuu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiF484zltlI
Loki: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvfjkaQnQto

Notes:
>Nasa may guerilla today (unlikely)
>Pico is taking submissions for a Zatsu about gaming this week https://forms.gle/RircQVcp3bHgyzfB6
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)
>Phase Invader auditions end on June 30th, go apply if female Nasa04.png

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Remi, Erina, Saya, Muyu, Hina & Eimi

Hime is cute.

>>78388512
envy

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

I miss her

Streamed 9 hours today. How many Phase talents did I out stream from last week?

>wake-up
>Back read
>Pippa joined the V4 cross company server
Are we going back to the the good old days?

>>78388560
I wish I was a gigachad so I could make jelly happy...

Missed the Runie Bayo stream, how was it?

>>78388580
no

>>78388567
Tits onegai?

>>78388528
We had a rabbit which looked almost exactly like this one but it choked and died on its food like a retard after only 2 years. PET RABBIT HATE

Goodnight /pcg/

kill fishman

>>78388631

>>78388631
Nn anon, don't let the crackbugs bite

>>78388614
You stop that

>>78388631
sleep well, lil nontypicalimage hostage

A blessed day of excess, the great sea slug worked very hard today. Goodnight /pcg/

>>78388631
Goodnight

>>78388681
fuck you

>>78388631
Goodnight gods mightiest warrior

>>78388512
>>78388546
why are we sinposting

>>78388560
There's no one quite like her.

>>78388712
sleep well, lil luvbug

>>78388631
nini

>>78388712
Goodnight sweet sailor. May you reach your destination in peace

>>78388560

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>78388712
nini

stream phase music

>>78388811
how much you paying me

>>78388787
>>78388734
>>78388679
>>78388528

>>78388662
>>78388679
>>78388682
>>78388712
>>78388718
>>78388734
Oyasumi and goodnight Sailor

>>78388811
if i play Potion non-stop on repeat for 78 days, it will reach 100k and Michiru will be happy, this is now my life mission

>>78388567
how many viewership minutes did that equal out to, so we know if that effort even matters in the slightest?

What is wrong with utube? It keeps getting worse for me

Why do you have so many pictures and videos of rabbits?

>>78388907
>streaming for viewers
Never gunna make it

>>78388774
on that note, are there any more freaks like henri to be aware of?

>>78388926
pajeets

>>78388957
>streaming for no viewers, indicating there's nothing interesting about the content
Struggling to even reach the point of never gunna make it, viewing it as a lofty thing to aspire to

>>78388712
Hand over the (you)s scallywag

>>78388463
>>78388517
>>78388527

>>78388834
I will literally suck your cock

>>78389055
Why are you still woke?

>>78389086
New timezone for the day

>>78388963
>like henri
None of our current schizos were fun enough to laugh at or put enough effort into his schizo posting to be entertained by like he was

>>78389007
I stream for fun and if people wanna have fun with me, they can join. Chasing viewers just makes it a soul crushing, Sisyphean task.

>>78389143
wow post stream femanon

>>78389098
>for the day

>>78389098
I should clarify. I'm attending a meeting with people in a distant time zone.

>>78389143
then what the hell is the point of comparing stream hours to the phase talents, not only would there be no point or value in doing so, there are multiple reasons not to
were you just pretending to be jealous?

>>78389171
>femanon
It's one of the jong capipis you retard

Sakana is closing invader audition in 2 weeks, does this mean he already found somebody?

>>78389201
>anon discovers jokes

>>78389243
yeah, me

>>78389177
>Eimiposter is doing their Invader screening

>>78388926
jeets

>>78389316
Pippa isn't racist, she's a nice innocent girl!

How should we thank BVTM and depressed nousagi for helping phase incline?

>>78388811
As the solo IT guy for my company after everyone leave I run I scrips that run throughout everyone computers to stream phase music on a 1% volume on low power setting until 4 am or the machine is awaken.

>>78389252
>I was only pretending to be retarded
you're right anon, that explanation always saves embarrassment, people believe it every time

>>78389316

>>78389358
if you say so

>>78389451

>>78389409

>>78389411
>anon took an obvious joke seriously
>IT IS YOU WHO IS THE FOOL!!!!

>>78389243
several possible hints but no confirmations because obviously

>>78389475
>>78389419
This is getting out of hand, you have a problem and need help.

>>78389512
wanna fight?

>>78389298
I'm male so the best I could get is manager

>>78389475
more

>>78389451
she only made it to Generaloberst rank by mistake anon it's fine, trust

>>78389551
I would, but you see I'm so big and strong it wouldn't be fair and I don't want to hurt you, ya know

>>78389409
I kneel

>>78389595

>>78389495
it's okay, just like (you) we were all 12 once. your skin will get thicker or you'll become a statistic and we'll just move on

>>78389512
nonsense we can go further

stop being retarded and go to sleep

Everyone in this thread is a virgin.

>>78389620
coward

>>78389498
Filian, mari mari underscore en and grimmi?

>>78389409
Based, kneeling rn

>>78389642
Im not the one getting mad and calling people names here :)

>>78389662
Takes one to know one, Pippa.

>>78389662
If you want, we can lose it together.

>>78389632
Needs a Shiina version

>>78389772
try with the lia likers, they'll suck anybody off 'for content'

>>78389662
I'm saving myself for my future mail order child wife

>>78389662
BEING A VIRGIN IS A GOOD THING!!

[Lumi news] https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1802973682496876703

>>78389662
Thanks based anon I’m glad to have it back

>>78388726
Because I am mad

>>78389870
Will the AI succeed where two va's have failed?

>>78388772
get up off the floor

>>78389870
? ok

Jiggles like jelly

>>78388811
yes this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWOmXF2qKs0

it just hit 7k

>>78388905
only 5 of your views will register per day

>>78389925
her ass cheeks are asymmetrical

>>78389963
Just like a real ass. Nice to see realistic beauty standards

>>78389870
she will be relegated to posting on /pcg/ and Jerry mod

>>78388905
Better to just pay for those Chinese view bots to do the work

Invader??????????
https://youtu.be/COrYNUH_vjI?

I want to hug Nasa. Thank you.

>>78389832
pic rel

>>78390103
Wrong

>>78389892
no it's warm

>>78389870
Part of Lumi's passive income vtubing scheme.
In effect since yesterday.

>>78390082
Why is she vibrating

>>78389870
>perfectly captured and imitated CHYAATS
SkyNet is upon us

>elden ring
FFS Lia nobody wants to watch that trash game

>>78390082
Yuy is pretty cute, I have been watching her for a while but I think we already have a ABG

Phase needs a fat British slag

>>78390231
Autism

>>78390263
You don't have to watch what they're getting mogged by, you can just listen to Lia being cute

>>78390312
Just tell Eimi to put on an accent.

I can save Eimi.

Pippa is lame and stinky!

>>78390414

>>78390263
Why was this swept up? Or did you delete it yourself?

I just love how polite Michiru and these Japanese players are. They truly are built different.

Pippa stinks
Lisa sings

>>78390483
Is it just a rdr streamer rp server? Is it a private rp server? I can see it being how it is with pr concern or real moderation keeping a strong pimp hand

>>78390495
Lisa would never sing she hate singing and music! Don't be ridiculous now,

>Tenma gives Panko the condom balloon
>Nasa Ch. 転寝ナサ 【Phase Connect】Officer, this is the guy.

>>78390500
Meme aside Pippa would be the type to let herself grow facial hair
Armpit hair too

>>78389243
Auditions were only open for 4 weeks, compared to the other auditions which were 2 months+ long.

Imo this is further proof to the rrat that the 3 choices were already pre-made, and this is just a formality audition.

So, the real question is, whose getting nepo'd

new video making ai is out make something nice for your oshi
https://lumalabs.ai/dream-machine

>>78390624
Lisa
Tonya
Punkalopi

>>78390624
You all have to go back. Except Muyu she's ours now.

>>78390624
Rye

>>78390624
>whose

>>78390624
Saya, Sayu, muyu

I bet hinas asshole feels like heaven

>>78390666
fitting digits

>>78390082
I like her voice, hope she applied and that her content is good outside the voice
Can also relate to the thick hair stuff, every human to ever touch my hair has gone "wao, that's really thick," hairdresser reactions are always fun cause it's like their brain short-circuits for a second

>>78389870
Why does he get to flirt with the phasegirls in voicechat?

>if the merger rrat is true we will get wosemi soon

>>78390763
She's in the AX concert. That's not trying to sudoku behavior.

>>78390763
The what rrat

>>78390763
EN still making a profit, so there won't be a merger. Have to wait for her contract to expire for her to get grrrraduated

>>78390742
I hate having thin and sparce hair
my hair looks ok now but I've always wanted thick and dense hair

>>78390829
Anon fell for this rrat >>78390413

I want Twisty more than Wose

Memory in 5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWFG0rcMvg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWFG0rcMvg8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWFG0rcMvg8

>>78390944
No idea who she is aside from seeing a bunch of catalog threads get made about her

Will Lia's birthday merch top the mouse pad this year?

>>78390921
Please be real, it would be so fucking funny

>>78391025
Timmy...

>>78391013
Yeah, this year it will come with a pen resting hole and the entire mouse pad will be made from silicone

>>78391013
I don't think anything can top the high grade Panko Walter bottle.

>>78390624
I believe this is the first time they've ever advertised for Invaders specifically(?) Invaders II was combined with Gen 3 apps & Invaders I was just poaching lumi + sexcat so a bit different of a process
More likely that there was already 1-2 they wanted and just needed more to fill out the numbers to sate Sakana's round number autism, either that or they got some pretty ideal apps come through already

Alright screen shot this. The invaders will be 3 managers just like urara.

>>78391105
>screen shot this
no

Kocham Pipkin Pippe

>>78390921
Fish please buy out wose contract and assets.

>>78390763
I don't see Rosemi staying around after her time at Niji is over, she seemed quite unaffected by the whole drama makes me thinks being a vtuber is not the only thing going on in her life, compared to other more desperate souls, plus she got everything she wanted out of NijiEN, there's no further growth or goals she can achieve in phase

>>78391118
Please?

>>78391187
I'd argue more that she's in such a pickle because she in unable to grow her brand to begin with. Something that would persist regardless of where she is.

>>78391187
She going back to starbuck?

>>78391171
sorry champ just spent all my my money on offkai and other cons
but please buy the pippa and tenma 3d for $70 for a one time view

>>78391190
why is deer so cute?

>>78390890
As much as I would like to say it doesn't really matter thick hair is objectively better, it feels nicer, it looks nicer, you can do more with it
It's like being taller, there is downsides but they just don't matter in comparison

>>78391190

SakanaH2O if I promise not to say ”Dizzy is boring but should marry me“ or “Honestly Ember should eat more” again, will you unban me from the phaseconnect offical channel.

>>78391285
Fish
>no
applause

>>78391258
I'm at least tall enough that only 1 in 100 can see the top of my head
so it doesn't bother me too much
still derma rolling though to see if that helps along with fin to stop it thinning more

>>78391285
Since you haven't learned I doubt he will.

>>78391245

>>78390965
MEMORY IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>78391225
it always goes back to coffee with you phasers huh

>>78391105
Muumi
Aiko
Cece

It would be peak. Phase would die in a month due to no wranglers but it would be worth it.

>Sakana trying to get invaders with Yuri's rotting corpse still in the basement
Always kind of funny to think about.

>>78391245

Why do you let your oshi get away with things you realistically shouldn't?

>>78391388
>phasers
you cant say that word
that's our word

>>78390544
It's a streamer only rp server. A good amount of these streamers have 5 viewers or less.

>>78391285
Honestly Ember should eat more.

>>78391421
Cause I am not there to bend her to my will with correction

>>78391405
>nano bite invade again with her redesign

I would like Erina to sing

>>78391474
I would kneel

>>78391388
The correct term is connectors, as in I connect my dick to your dick.

>>78391405
>>78391474
Fishman should redebut Yuri in Gen 4 with a different VA.

>>78391474
Nano did just refollow all of the Phase girls a couple weeks ago

>>78391478
You and me both man

>>78391513
Huh?

>>78391508
He should use this Nano girl. She sounds pretty close.

>>78391405
Save an adorable Japanese 2 view with a cute voice and let her resurrect Yuri's snow leopard. Not the plastic barbie doll with a scythe model she used at the end.
>>78391508
Her new life models, personality and streams are trash. But she can change. She won't.

>>78391513
wut

>>78391393
>leaving everything to Nikki
Bold move

I want to teach Memory to properly cook. Nothing more. Nothing less.

>>78391508
Unless he got Nano to come back and voice Yuri that would be the dumbest move imaginable. That’s niji level black company shit.

fuck her sick voice is so hot

>>78391513
pippa

>>78391513
lmao pussy post the uncensored

>>78391534
>>78391576
You're supposed to tell me retards

>>78391508
The meltdown would be immense

>>78391513
Rye bread / Yuko Yurei sisters your response?

>>78391585
I said a *different* VA.

>>78391603
shut up and go sleep pippa

>>78391603

>>78391636
it'd be fucking funny desu

>>78391513
>Encouraging parasocial behaviour
He does know most of his girls do that, right?

>>78391644
Yeah and I said that would be the dumbest shit imaginable. That character was pre phase and the rights signed over. You know the backlash the company would get letting anyone else use it.

>>78391671
chinks aren't good at introspection

Playing with Hot Wheels on Lisa's titties

>>78391671
That's literally like gen 3

are you excited for Pippa's Eve online stream? fuck I've been waiting so long this shit better be the most kino stream ever

>>78391736
>tummy hort inc

>>78391736

>>78391513
>Four letters
Lisa...........

>>78391671
its probably not the real sakana anyawy

>>78391771
Or Lumi

>>78390944
Honestly baffled that fishman let her slip through to niji.

>>78391771
Nene.

she won't read my messages anymore...

>>78391789
or Anon

>>78391812
or fags

>>78391771
Iori...

>>78391799
Very phone sex line voice but what's the deal with all her "game but I only play with my ass" streams?

>>78391771
Lia...

>>78391812
Oh shit

>>78391771
Sayu....

>>78391856
... lia is 3 letters

>>78391771
Yuri

>>78391513
white name?
isnt he yellow on discord?

>>78391848
>what's the deal with all her "game but I only play with my ass" streams
same as those "Watch professional rapist react to rapes in movies"
--> clickbait

>>78391848
She's a bit weird ngl

So, do we have a clue who's in? Or everyone are shitposting.

>>78391876
Likers be retarded

>>78391848
How come every one of Nene's thumbnails is pure sex?

>>78391876
Elia...

>>78391905
i have a couple educated guesses but i don't want to say them because if i'm wrong i'll feel embarrassed

>>78391771
It was Pico!

>>78391905
we don't even know if the screenshot is real

>>78391771
Gura

Phase Invader Shondo may steal me from Pippa

>>78391942
in terms of blue women Jelly is better in every way

>>78391942
isn't her name gawr?

>>78390082
>fr*nch can*dian
I'd rather not

>>78391971
Lmao
lol

>>78391971
jerry's a retarded little freak with a man's name and a dumb headband

>>78391971
This is true

>>78391940
That's not how it works around here.

>>78391905
shitposting
was a new gen revealed or something

>>78391976
No it's George

>>78391971
Lol

>>78392008

>>78392008
yeah its great

Kicking Jelly down the stairs.

Pippa should play games with her bum

I bet Jelly isn't even a real alien.

>>78392043
Punting jelly back up the stairs.

>>78391771

>>78391971
Experts agree, jelly is the superior blue woman

>>78392064
Spiking Jelly into the first step down

>>78391804
She didn't read any on my chats yesterday too, she HATES me

>>78391983
Anon...

>>78391936
Post tits and armpits immediately Iori.

>>78392063
Not cool dude

>>78392090
what? am I wrong?

>>78392019
George Gravel

>>78388963
The closest to schizo ramblings we still have is krampus, but most of the time he's just being autistic

>>78392098
You're correct... But

>>78392077
its ok her alien friend gave her the a-word pass

>>78392088
I told you the new AI isn't fully trained yet.

>>78392113
I don't care if PC is located in Canada I HATE FRENCH CANADIANS

Memory fake crying is kinda kino not gonna lie.

>>78392098
we already have a french canadian

>>78392151
She saw what it did for Dizzy

Pippa fucking HATES SMTV

>>78392142
Why do you hate phase fried jacques villeneuve?

>>78392180
Huh?

I ALSO HATE ASIAN CANDIANS
TIME TO KILL EM ALL

>>78392198
Y O U N G
O
U
N
G

M A N
A
N

>>78392187
>fried

>>78391513
After inputting thousands of vtuber names the only two that make sense are picrel

>>78392187
>fried

>>78392220
Youngman as used in Y.M.C.A. is homosexual for male prostitute.

>>78392180
Apparently she also hates streaming.

>>78392289
Wtf did pico do?

>>78392329
Blinding all her fans

>>78392319
That doesn't make sense in the context of the lyrics

>>78392319
she's not streaming just to spite /pcg/ after her meltdown in thread and on twitter

>>78392359
Why would she spite us? We didn't do nothing

>>78391513
Post the real thing nigger

>>78392338
Proof?

>>78392207
Zeiger is one of the remaining good Canadians.

>>78392297
>>78392222
Bugger off washedcardo

>>78392359
>after her meltdown in thread and on twitter
what happened *THIS* time?

>>78392374
>We didn't do nothing
fuck off

>pcg bought up pico
>pico show up on memory stream
The fuck

>>78392329
So bright to make her hiss

>>78392435
Coomer?

>>78391894
White with actual username(notice he isn't warehouse something) might mean the user was kicked from the server or something server access related since that's what Discord defaults to.

>>78392422
There was the whole buildup from the pet submission, thread shitting on yuuko, then the coof.

>>78392359
You are going to have to be specific. Which meltdown?

>>78390624
We didn't nepohire

>>78392510
>

Ducking sakana cheaping out on minecraft server host

>>78392510
lol
lmao

>>78392545
MC server hosts are notorious scam artist.

>>78392510
lol

>>78392545
Why is there no community server?

>>78392510
Hire Mel and Shondo and 2 non-nepos than

>>78392545
Surprised Fishman hasn't just rented an ok VPS then have Jelly set it up for server hosting

>>78392670
Jelly loves server work and desk jobs
she will 100% do it for free

>>78392629
>Mel
who

>>78392695
this bisch

>>78392694
It won't take an hour to set it up assuming everything is downloaded. Though I assume she'd be annoyed being the only person who can fix it if it encounters any issues

>>78392670
Knowing sakana, he probably doesn't know or forgot jelly is a codemonkey

I think I'm starting to get diarrhea from eating so many grandma mcflurries

>>78392724
We already one have retarded girl, we don't need another

>>78392735
>what I got when I screenshotted
heh

>>78392735
She's going on indefinite hiatus soon she can't maintain the server

>>78392747

>>78392735
she is already overworked doing music on the side (sakana is a pussy for not letting her own it will licensing it out like a music label does)
I don't need more Jelly breaks this one is killing me

>>78392757
you better check the awatism tests cuz you don't just have one

So has anyone else seen the Pippa pregnancy pics that leaked
I can't believe she is still saying she has COVID lol

>>78391643
https://litter.catbox.moe/wneumc.png
>>78391771
https://litter.catbox.moe/5nfy9i.png
>>78391799
https://litter.catbox.moe/4488bz.png
>>78391873
https://litter.catbox.moe/zlevsf.png
>>78391942
https://litter.catbox.moe/32zboy.png
>>78391880
https://litter.catbox.moe/yj98wz.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/kw56o1.png

Any other recommendations?

>>78392457
my rrat, screencap is from talent
>The rumors aren't about you but about Yuri.
Reason being the first box extend down instead of up, and the only members at the time with letters that extended below the name was Uruka, and even I don't think fishman is retarded enough that he would call her Fuji and misspell it as uji.

>>78392805
Code monkeys don't become pop stars. The most they can hope for is to be sexually taken advantage of by a music producer or talent scout.

>>78392735
Guess she's normal

>>78391513
I know this one it was a femanon talking about being blacklisted by Fishman

>memory using axe to cut dirt
She's practically BEGGING for correction.

Goodnight /pcg/

>>78393012
nini michiposter

Pippa should start doing gfe

>>78392880
links broken
>>78392964
proof?

>>78393012
Nini Michiposter, sleep well and be comfy

wendys or wawa for breakfast today?

>>78393012

>>78393050
gimme a sec I'll dig

>>78393039
>>78393055
>>78393093

>>78393043
>start

>>78393066
Get some nice healthy porridge.
Use water and don't add any junk like sugar or honey

>>78393165
fuck no i want eggs and meat and maybe some home fries

>>78393193
>Chips for breakfast
Fatty

>>78393050
78393050 were all edits of the 78391513 screenshot with the names changed to the suggestions posted here.

>>78393165
>healthy
>porrige
Pick one.

>>78393243
Better than fried meats and sugary cerals

>>78393193
Porridge with salted egg and sausage

>>78393050
Works fine on my machine. The only potential fit is Nene/Nano in the second slot, nothing else fits, Lisa is close for the first one but goes over on the top

Only gross fat people eat breakfast

>>78393115
I give up man can't find it

>>78393323
shut up pippa

>>78393323
breakfast is the best meal of the day

>>78393413
not if you're eating fucking porridge.

>>78393324
Here you go

>>78390624
>Auditions were only open for 4 weeks
Auditions were open for over a year.

>>78393440
Porridge is bloody lovely tho

>>78393440
what did porridge ever do to you

>>78393477
I can't believe Gura did all of that... I kneel...

>>78393477
its not the same name twice its likely 2 girls

>>78391513
Mozu

The femanon talked about joining a scam agency and then something I don't remembered happened and she was the only one that did well or something and her former genmates spread rumors about her which lead to the screenshot

>>78391508
That killed Kizuna Ai

>>78391171
Wose won't join a company that doesn't give her good 3D

>>78391508
can't they just bring her back what is stopping them?

>>78393596
Not if it's Clio because he's a man.

>>78391513
PARASOCIAL FUCKS

>>78393682
Sakana doesn't have the balls for that

>>78393682
It's against the unwritten rules of decency.

>>78393737
Niji ungraduated a chuuba once

>>78393737
> Providing virtual escorts for shy boys on the spectrum is fine.

>>78393896
My oshi is not an escort
I am not in the spectrum or shy

>>78393627
50/50 its about a major corpo like Idol or a small literally who corpo

>>78393952
pippa you are supposed to be prepping for your anniversary stream go to sleep

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>>78394020
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>>78393976
>Idol
>Major corpo
Then Phase is Hololive-tier big in that case.

>>78391736
What in god's name is she going to do in wagie sim?

>>78393976
The agency disbanded or something it was a long time ago

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