/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78385121
according to the sapling who kept tabs on her period cycles that won't be the case in a few days

Red Fauna

>>78385236
Period cycles are a meme nobody knows any of these bitches cycles.

>>78385583
>>76032557

>>78385583
Incorrect. When the Elohim flew the moon into Earth's orbit, the human female's they genetically engineered had to have their fertility controlled by the magnetic waves of the moon in order to breed them.

In saying, Fauna is a spiritual deity, but her genetic construct should be 99.8% human, meaning her period cycles would match on monthly moon phases in line with her birthday, of which traces back many thousand years.

>>78385583
Gura's cycle is definitely synced to Fauna's cycle.

>>78385785
Sharks do not have menstural cycles.

>>78385236
>kept tabs on her period cycles
Say, how come there's still no public calendar for tracking the period cycles of all corpo chuuba? It would be really helpful to figure out which streams to look forward to the most. Or which streams would end up cancelled because of cramps.

>>78385934
most of them use painkillers so tracking them would be hard. faufau is probably one of the only few who doesnt use a painkiller for whatever reasons

>>78386160
Kinda makes sense for a vegan to go all natural with her periods

My rrat: Fauna saw the period rrat and is trying her hardest this month to disprove it, fighting through the pain by doing active 3D streams right when a cycle was predicted just so it doesn’t become a thing.

>>78386682
she cant hide from us forever

>>78386682
i work with machine learning and have a sizeable compute cluster in my basement working on the problem 24/7. i know her cycle better than she does.

People planning suicide usually show a marked improvement in their mood after they decide to finally go through with it

>>78385121
>Bowling
Yeah, me.

>>78385934
The only one that crazy is the fan who tracks Okayu's
He's even more accurate at predicting them than she is so she's even ask's them for info
I know there's some years old clip about it but I don't rememeber the title

>>78386682
Doubt it but that's a very Fauna thing to do

>>78387043
Speaking from experience I take it? What a pointless shitpost when that's several times more subs than your own literal who oshi.

>>78385121
She's her oshi's oshi

>>78387262
I'm just saying it's gotta hurt to be the only person in her entire branch to have ever been passed by a kouhai.

>>78386666
She air dries

>>78385121
Because her oshi returned streaming.

>>78388007
Mumei passed IRyS ages ago, retard.

loving sex with fauna on her period

>>78387043
kek

>>78388337
*I want loving sex with fauna...

>>78388229
She was only (temporarily) a different gen because management's retardation. They debuted a month apart. Not even close to having someone do in less than a year what you couldn't do in like three.

>>78388939
And Babu immediately moves the goalposts

She denied my orgasm for the 14th month in a row and refused to unlock my chastity cage for a milking footjob. She’s always happiest when she makes these decisions.

>>78385121
Her pregnancy test came in negative. She can keep taking loads without worrying.

>>78390774
Yeah, mine

>>78385927

>>78386160
>fauna doesnt use a painkiller
holy based beyond belief...

>>78386682
Women can just get birth control to prevent periods.

>>78390837
Fauna is all natural. I believe in Fauna's periods!
>Verification not required.

>>78391061
Fauna is the opposite of natural, she is the kind of vegan who eats beyond beef and fake cheese made of industrial runoff.

>>78385236
no...

>>78385934
a wat is that supposed to be?

>>78387152
really? i thought that was for when she takes a piss midstream

>>78394061
Elefauna

>>78394061
The image you will be jerking off to tonight.

Then why aren't her streams any good?

>>78399744
Because she's Pillowdear v0.5.1

>>78385121
It's because (I), her most hated sapling, haven't been around

Loving sex with fauna

>>78385236
Don't worry I got her pregnant

>>78390837
That can have very unpleasant side effects for some women. She might be one of them.

>>78385121
Thanks to my penis

>>78385583
IRyStocrats know, so do the brrats I think since both these two have mentioned stuff onscreen.
Cycleanon had IRyS' cycle down pat

>>78385121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgiZNB1KlNU
It's obvious why

>>78385583
>his oshi doesn't tell him when she's on her period
sad

We now know why Fauna has been putting more effort in...and Gura. They're scared of EN4 kek.

>>78391179
I was the store a couple weeks ago looking at some fake meat package's ingredients and it was: vegetable oil, mashed corn and chinese industrial waste turned into food-grade glue, plus a bunch of dyes and flavor enhancers.

My wife's going to die!

>>78415824
Fauna's more excited in EN 4 since she finally got a nepohire in
She's a ticking time bomb according to /lig/ but Ame is proof that you can tame a questionable past

>>78387043
Based. Bitch should have fixed her ASMR setup

>>78390837
There's a placebo pill usually to let it occur naturally
t. creampied my ex constantly and I was curious how she still got periods on the pill

>>78394177
Probably that too

>>78385121
She's a good girl.

>>78385121
She got laid.

>>78426871
Yeah me

/bfg/

>>78385121

>>78387043
lol, Fauna is actively filtering newfags. She refuses to to vertical streams because she doesn't want normalfags watching.

>>78387886
It's crazy out blatant Gura has been about this. I thought it was cute when it was just a rrat on here but she's all but confirmed it at this point.

>>78388007
You're acting like all of Promise isn't going to be overtaken by Fuwamoco in the very near future.

>>78390837
I asked her to but she refuses, guess we're playing roulette.

>>78428705
>watching Fauna stream while on a stream with others herself
>goes to pee at the same time as Fauna so she doesn't miss something
Goober is a true sapling

>>78429021
I'll be honest, I'd be a bit offended if I was Kiara. It's like if you're hanging out with someone and talking to them, and they're just on their phone not really listening.
Still, I can't really blame her. Minecraft is boring as shit and Fauna's Witcher streams have been a lot of fun.

>>78428705
It was cute and a bit surprising in January when she talked about Fauna almost every stream, but the fact it got only more intense over time is just hilarious.
>>78429411
Kiara can't really complain because Gura watches her often too. She might watch others from time to time for all we know, but she mentions Fauna and Kiara streams the most.

>>78429411
I mean yeah. It's typically rude to kind of just do that but I imagine this kind of stuff has been brought up before by now
So maybe it's not as bad as general occurance of this sorta thing

Numbers are down again today

>>78385121
I want to have sex with Fauna