/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Henbutt!

ratanASS

Check out what I got in the mail today

geega yapped with this old british dude with a chainsmoker voice for at least half an hour

I love Michi so much.

>>78366576
Just grabbed your ip

Henya?

>>78366576
>not glazed
Coward

>>78366676
I prefer nightshade

Rat soon

Rare extremely long Henya yapping stream.

managed to catch up on the ff9 stream it was pretty good on the last disc, can't wait for 6 or 10

>>78367277
Grahhhhhh

Maybe Henya is not a genius

>>78367521
meds

>asians are good at math

Mooooooom, Henya's being retarded again!

>>78367587
It's obviously the ameritard side.

>>78367587
she had to get something from american papanya besides the tits

Henya doesn't understand percentages and fractions...

>>78367626
>>78367636
She said her mom is just as bad...

>>78367587
>>78367636
Henya has an American brain

>>78367830
Henya is just to dumb to recognize that her mother is actually good at math. She's blinded by her American arrogance.

>>78367412

>she understood when they broke it down in terms of Reese's
kek, you can't make this shit up

It is a good thing Henya ended up finding streaming

Sup losers

She's so fucking stupid lmao

>>78366466
I love kchon!

Henyer...

>>78367412

Henya trying (and failing) to understand the point of ratios.

I now understand why her mom forbids her from using knives as an adult...

>>78369141
>stupid
>lazy
>short attention span
>lazy (bears mentioning a second time)
Not a good combination of traits for the kitchen.

I love all these autists sending donos will huge walls of text filled with numbers expecting her to understand.

Guys she is just baiting for TTS money

>>78369652
Henya got roughly 2000 gift subs just by playing silent hill. She doesn't need to bait for donos.

https://x.com/ironmouse/status/1802881182897742172

holy /in/

Ari is so /in/

Bros why is Ari in a VShojo list

sex with ari

Haruka already failed this question because she doesn't understand ratios.

>>78369904
he's just that cool

actually a vshojo appropriate iq test

>>78370049
Arielle also failed.

math are for losers

Honestly Ironmouse should chew the 3 course dinner gum from Wonka

>>78370384
>math are for losers
>are
You should at least know English if you don't know math

what the fuck is Henya talking about

>>78370231
ARI IS NOT /IN/

>>78370049
Am I missing something? A 4:7 ratio doesn't line up to 50ml, you can only have 44 or 55 ml in that ratio, nothing in between.
Or is this somehow loss or a deez nuts joke or something?

>>78370539
Me to Henya right now

>>78370595
I'm hoping she misread it otherwise it's very odd. Probably AI-gen'd

She... she's doing a bit right?

Right?

12 x 12 is 144

"It's not 400"

henya dragging Ari and Moose into it

>>78370595
Could mean "add 50ml of x in a 4:7 ratio in relation to y"

But do they know what 1x1 is?

>>78370595
I'm pretty sure what Henya wants is 50ml of something in a 4:7 ratio. So say the two separate ingredients are mayo and mustard. it's basically 18ml of mayo and 32ml of mustard after rounding.

>>78367277
LETS GOOOOO

>>78369550
>I love all these autists sending donos will huge walls of text filled with numbers expecting her to understand.

henya really good at getting herself donos

>>78370595
I think she just made all those numbers up with no context and is asking people to make sense of it. She's just laser focused on the ratio thing.

I did 144 in my head.

>Canadian education

Is American education better than Japanese education?
What would happen to Henya if she were educated in the United States?

>>78370595
>>78370846
The original was onions sauce and vinegar. So 4:7 onions sauce to vinegar for a total of 50ml. These are just random numbers she used for her example when asking chat.

https://twitter.com/Taymeho/status/1802850459994275950

>>78371244
>Is American education better than Japanese education?
It's competitive if you lived in an affluent school district, otherwise it's extremely worse

Canada is the world's autists

Silly Moose, Canada isn't real

>>78371335
You wouldn't actually make a recipe like that. You would make it an easy ratio. You'd have to add some sort of irrational number of ml of each ingredient to make a soi sauce + vinegar solution of 50ml at a 4:7 ratio.

take your bot back
jubilance beam

>geega is still playing gta
she needs cock so badly

Michi has now collabed with Ollie and Risu, so when's the Zeta collab?

>>78371590
all /in/

Arielle's voice does things to my penis.

>>78371244
Depends on where you live. It's a big country and there's a lot of variance all the way down to the county level. As such, averages don't actually speak to the quality of education you can expect to receive.

>>78371244
She was for a while
We still ended having Henya

>>78371528
Irrational number?! You are way overthinking this. Just round the numbers. Its a food recipe, it doesn't have to be accurate to the last microliter.

Richard is a dick

Wait what
Bill is short for William, why

>>78372055
vat do you mean? of course vill is short for villiam

Math teacher here. Going to make my students solve an algebra problem on how to make a 50 tablespoon vinagrette at a 4:7 ratio of oil and vinegar tomorrow.

I used to work at a place that printed business cards, and we once got an order for a dude named Richard Less.
I am not joking.
His parents were either very stupid or very cruel. Granted, he was the president of his company, so maybe all the bullying that he absolutely grew up dealing with helped his drive and ambition.

>>78372055
- One theory suggests that the nickname "Bill" for "William" emerged during the Middle Ages as part of a trend of letter swapping. Just like "Dick" is a rhyming nickname for "Rick," "Bill" is a rhyming nickname for "Will".
- Another theory proposes that the transition from "Will" to "Bill" occurred for phonetic reasons. Hard consonants like "B" are easier to pronounce than soft ones like "W," so "Will" may have morphed into "Bill" for simplicity
- Interestingly, during the late 17th century, when William III ruled over England, his subjects mockingly referred to him as "King Billy," which further popularized the nickname "Bill"3 for "William"

Best girl in the whole universe is live!

>>78372055
William, Will, Bill.
Richard, Rich, Rick, Dick.
Robert, Rob, Bob.
It's an old tradition of creating nicknames by shortening, mutating one consonant for another, or a combination of both.

i swear. these 3 geniuses

Someone figured out a new easy click bait for Mouse

what the fuck is happening in this conversation now lmao

>>78372293
jesus christ lmao

>>78372277
Real?

what the fuck is this

>>78371244
She would have been bullied worse me that in Japan also i don't think the authorities care enough about military families to send their kids to good a school

>>78372552
Y'alls

rat live

This is great kek

>>78372293
going to report them all so they get demonetized

>>78372552
Why Zen's TTS fucks up.

Mouse leak again kek

Mouse hates pudding

>>78372938
she didn't piss herself yet

Mouse getting anxious about elden ring and is not sleeping well because of this.. why is she like this

now hevanely should teach henya some jive

I KNEW IT. FUCK YOU ANON.

That one anon is at fault
LMAO

Henya should watch some Stalekracker videos. Southern accent is hard enough but add in super thick Creole with some French mixed in and you have people even I have a hard time understanding as a Southerner lmao

Fot the anon who talk about that fucking dress up simulator last night, i hope you fall off some stairs i hate u

yay

>>78371244
As far as I understand it, Japanese public education also went the "School is for fun" route. Students who want to attend university either have to go to private school, or more commonly go to cram school in after hours.

>>78373264
>>78373342
qrd?

>>78373417
vellyne told her from lurking here

I fucking love that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch/XXucyygKXg0

>>78373464
>>78373417
Mouse just mentioned finding this game on stream and will be playing it "before" fallout today.

>>78373264
>>78373342
When will retards learn. SHE. IS. ALWAYS. WATCHING!!!

I rue the day Mouse learned how to split audio.

>>78373537
Is it gonna be the bodega arc again? Tbh I dont mind it much if that's the case

do this models boobs only bounce up and down they seem to have no left to right movement.

>>78373553
she outsourced it to mods or vshojo staff

>>78373784
I'm going to be honest I just want fallout to be done so anons can stop complaining. I don't mind the idea of a bodega arc with this game I just know Mouse is definitely not finishing fallout this week anymore. Which is just going to cause more looping spergouts.

Ironmouse needs a nude model

>>78374078
most of her new models have a nude base

>>78373998
>anons can stop complaining

>>78373553
People were telling her about it in Connors chat.

Mata also speaks French

>>78373998
Why does it matter if she finishes it this week or not?

>Sushi got a special feature in the new False video
Based Purple Man
Sushi supremacy

>>78374334
Because she said she would, thus the standard but she promised complainers.
>>78374166
I've accepted they'll never stop, I just want new shit at least.

I love this yapping collab

>>78374451
>Henya + exactly two of any vshojo or /lig/
my favorite!

I wonder if Haruka is close to Quebec, she speaks of it with a certain hate but not enough to be from Quebec

>>78374201
Connor's chat is the worst, they're to blame for FFXIV too. Which is the real reason Mouse doesn't sleep. Mouse's health took a nosedive again when she started playing it regularly and stopped sleeping for days at a time.

>>78374399
nobody thought mouse would beat fallout this week

>>78374399
Iirc didn't she say she would try/wanted to finish. Also why would they want her to rush new Vegas if they enjoy it. She still has plenty of content of she does all of the side content and does DLC/exploration

>>78374537
Her timezone is CT, putting her into the red area on this map

>>78374343
Nooo my niche vshojo orbiter chuuba exposed, fuck that guy

>>78374605
I don't want her to. Plenty of good stuff left to do.

Fuck you Roxy I was enjoying Mouse talking about random clothes

Mouse making me regret watching on my phone without earphones kek

>>78374539
she's an adult not a child anon it's her decision if she wants to be stupid

>>78374539
How dare they tell mouse about she would like

>>78374537
You only need to know one or two Quebecois to want to liquidate the entire province.

>Canadians know when American Independence Day is because Americans are so fucking loud about it
lmao

Canada day just can't compete

>FF9 is now my favorite because Connor said we beat it together
AAAIIIIIEEEE KAAAAYOOOOT

FF9 is now mouse's fav ff. Never thought I would see ff8 dethroned

>>78374727
I always knew it, Haruka is from Repulse Bay.

kill saviour fags with rusty knives

>wake up
>mommy is gone
I am going to do it

>>78375415
>JUST FRENS THO

>>78375351
You guys are obnoxious about it.

>>78375469
Well, she does work for Santa...

>>78375521
You losers will never know FREEEEEEDDOOOOOM

Time keepers write that down, write that down

>>78375628

Final fantasy ix is now mouse fav because she played with connor and he said they finished together... are those two you know...

don't post clips so mouse will never find it

>>78375808
Besties? Yep.

>>78375700
>depicting race but only on the American side and only negatively
You wanna be European so bad

>>78375808
she tried making him rename them and failed

>>78375997
I said it before but I think it was better he didn't. It kept him from cringing at the nice moments and both of them really enjoyed it more than I think they would have otherwise.

>>78375997
He learned her trick after ff8

>>78376082
But he did get that nice picture for them, so it was a huge win for that play through.

>>78369550
>"aahhh yes i see it i see it thank you for the bits naruhodo dayo"
>doesn't actually naruhodo

They're just friends guys, don't make it weird

>mouse live
>now xqc live
they fuckin bros

>>78376072
Yeah he made the right choice, if he renamed i could see him cringing at some cute romantic moments saying monke and rat, possible ruining the moment

>>78375838
No fuck clippers. I'm happy to post shitty clips that deserve to be nuked

I'm gonna say it!.. I prefer regular fang to flesh fang.

Sigh, add it to the list

>>78376593
Bold. Stunning. Brave.

>>78376338
I'm normally very pro-clippers, but Mouse's clippers can go die in a fire, 99% of them are utter garbage

>>78376593
based

>>78376302
fuck off juicer

captcha: gayvhs

>>78376657
And the only good one really lost my respect after that incident

>>78376338
Not like you can do anything after getting nuked. I said it before, even if you nuke their entire clipper situation, the reason why they keep popping up it's because her audience, even the one that's here, literally won't stop consuming them. Look at this thread, what you mainly find in the conversation in here is what you find in her clips: shipping, worries about her health and coomers. As much as they aren't really "bad" under for example, this thread context, reality is that it reflect that's what the audience wants more and thus why they rise. It's already a hydra, kill Mouseydawg and you get Pink Hamster

>>78376152
lol that's true, I had forgot about that. Dude literally had him and her framed from the game on his wall somewhere.

I want to grab Haruka's milk bags, if you know what I mean

>>78376914
anon who is your favorite mouse clipper

>>78376914
>>78372293
Pink Hamster is the one who figured out this new click bait. There will always be a new thing to spam.

>>78377015
no, I don't know what you mean.

>>78376593
cringe

>>78376914
But they when Mouse says don't clip this they have no excuse. Mouse rarely cares about shipping or coomer clips unless they are really bad shipping clickbait

>>78376920
It's on his floor by the wall, you can see it when he was setting up to sleep during ff9 under the jojo posters.

>>78372293
The funny thing is seeing these like, hilariously overly handsome pictures of Heavenly instead of his normal stupid ass. I think you want it to stop, send it to Heavenly. Dude will either find it hilarious, think it's cringe and want it to stop, or both.

>>78376914
I wouldn't consider her normal audience the same people that watch her clips from youtube. Just read the comments, those people have rarely have watched a stream, they're clipwatchers. That's why they continue to consume the clips. That is their entire intake of mouse.

>>78377247
dude openly flirts with Ari should be fine

Michi live

>>78377406
The clip watchers, or at least commenters seem to be some combination of youtube viewers, connor viewers, and catalog spergs from what I've seen.

>>78377144
It's usually the same people, clippers can be the scum on earth. You focused on my comment on the other two, but her audience also cares about her (as they do), that's what the exploit. Hence why you get awful clippers pulling shit like this. Even with her family, it's fucking awful and in a extremely bad taste but since anyone that likes Mouse (but not enough to care) really ever cares about clippers, and just watch it. There will always an audience, and there will be always someone to exploit it, that's the gist of it.

>>78377511
Don't hate the player, hate the game. Non-clickbait doesn't work on YouTube just like being a normal, relatable, well-adjusted vtuber doesn't work on Twitch.

and henya's random Ari and Moose genius collab ended.

>>78377406
Tbf I started the Mousetrain by first watching her collab with Connor, then clip, after I feel like I have watched every clip there is then I started watching her stream

>>78377597
Yeah, non-clickbait channel usually get like ~200-300 view, while clickbaiting around ~7k

>>78377597
>being a normal, relatable, well-adjusted vtuber doesn't work on Twitch.

>>78377586
It's been decided. Kson's boobs will be removed.

henya raiding the GEEGA

>>78377586

Fat tits (Indonesian) live

I want a sister like Henya

>>78377586
Kson is 50?

>>78377586
Imagine, no I dont want to

>>78377837
same i always wanted a step sister

>>78377894
you are just deprived of woman interaction anon

Geega doubting Ari and Haruka are the best english teachers for henya. i wonder why...

>>78378005
i'm out numbered by females in my family 5 to 1

>>78378069
hot

Geega still live? Crazy hag

>>78378005
You don't need female interaction just like women don't need male interaction

>>78378069
>i'm out numbered by females in my family 5 to 1
So you are into incest without the incest?

>>78378248
yes

>>78378280
basado

>how do i compress a jif?

michi wants jiff

Moose live

I like how Michi is too retarded to add stuff to the 7TV and she has been adding it to Twitch
Good thing I can use JaredChatting and Huzzah in another channels

MOOSE LIVE!

michim30JAREDHUZZAH

>michi live
>moose live
>but no mommy
WTF

>>78378649
she died in her nap

Michi could have made a model with dark skin. The fact that she didn't proves that she prefers light skin like everyone else on Earth.

>Not in BG3 mood today
SHE IS HEALING

Michi could have made a model with small tits. The fact that she didn't proves that she prefers big tits like everyone else on Earth.

>>78378893
she's a pale skinned chindo you idiot

>>78378968
It only gets worse and worse from the end of act 1 anyway. If she put it down and never finished she might have a better time, honestly.

>>78379001
Yeah and she's proud of that. She's happy not to be brown.

>>78378968
What is she doing today? I'm watching Mei play in the Minecraft server for now.

What the fuck is this voiceover

>>78379105
elden ring

My Celtics won and Mouse is doing React
What a blessed day

>>78379196
won (asterisk)

>>78379105
She hasn't decided

>>78379196
My email finally reached her after all!!!

I want to live with Michi

>>78379196
Buddha, from Geega's gta rp group lost 450k betting on the Mavericks across the finals.

Haruka is gonna get froog model. Moosge Haroog??? Need to workshop these names

>>78379362
KEK Classic Kick streamers

>>78379362
common kick streamer L

>voting for elden ring
fuck you chat

>>78378893
It's more indicative that Vtuber viewers don't like dark skinned people

>>78377586
why would she tweet this...

>>78378893
>>78379091
white

>>78379361
source?

>>78379535
Factually incorrect

This is the first time I've ever seen a streamers' chat actually refuse to backseat a Souls or Souls-like game

I noticed Vell finally linking the react videos on chat
Nice

>>78380113
>backseating is allowed
fuck that shit, you play the game streamer!
>no backseating!
*backseats*

Me will be dark skin Vtuber

Mouse doesn't like Connor who doesn't have British accent

>>78380399
hot, now make sure you have big boobs

>>78380399
post your brown chest

>>78380399
we could always use more chocolate

>have to stand an hour of tts shit advice before elden ring

I'd want to give Michi advice, but I don't think adding to the shit pool is going to help.
Nobody ever tells newbies to use a shield for some fucking reason.

>>78380484
she is farming money from retards, its fine

>chat spamming mouse to skip until she starts laughing
I hate chat, and I hate people who whine about AI instead of having fun with it while we can

>>78380408
I get her it's even worse because the accent keeps changing.

>elden ring
oh fuck me i wanted to sleep

>>78378893
Someone didn't hear Michi's n-word story.

>>78380164
>linking the react videos on chat
Ethical Reacts

>>78380164
thank god, the amount of times I've had to spend time trying to find what the fuck we just watched was so annoying

>>78380699
I can't sleep tonight, the boy comes back today.

>>78380588
She's got a lot of artists who see AI as their replacement just like the ATM replaced tellers and thus despise it.

GOD DAMMIT ALEX

>Another Magic Playthough

>>78381348
...Does Mel have DDLG ASMR?

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS LINKING WRESTLING SHIT

sex with Michi

>>78381636
Um...? SEX???

GEEGA DIDN'T RAID ANOTHER GTA STREAMER?

>>78381348
>Mel solves a problem in the most Mel way possible
That's one way to do it I guess kek. I'll be looking forward to those ASMRs.

>>78381695
she rarely does, to be fair

Bros Henya ate Sushi up
GAY ORG

>>78381446
No, that's not her thing.

>what the fuck is geega even saying
same michi, same

>>78381785
Upsetting.

>am I your goddess
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

btw I googled the controller Michi said she's using

>>78381955
SOVL

>>78381955
kek

>>78381955
It's just like submergible

>>78381955

Wtf there are good Soulsfags???

>>78382014
what about this stream made you think that

>>78381784
hard to blame her

>>78382074
KKANON PLEASE

>>78381955
Damn, so this is the controller of the future XStation 6.

anyone else notice haruka's mod gowlthere is kinda passive aggressive towards her? Makes me a bit sad especially when she's clearly going through depression and not streaming as much

mouse is gonna play with herself

>>78382236
can I watch?

>>78382043
Not spoiling her or talking about meta builds

>>78382257
no

Henya chibi model doko?..

>>78382177
>she's clearly going through depression
Haruka needs sex

>>78382236
Hot

>>78382304
Ari is slacking

>>78382282

>>78382304
Yeah, with me.

>>78382282
damn green henya is stacked

moose playing minecraft for once

Vshojo Japan right on time as always

>>78382431
All Henya org

>green Henya
>pink Henya
>bug Henya
>british Henya
>cyborg Henya
>lewdtuber Henya
>yakuza Henya
>big titty Henya
>CIA deep cover agent Henya
>boy Henya
>dumber Henya
>Henya Henya

>>78382518
nature is healing

>>78382729
>cursed henya

I think Michi might be parasocial

MAN I LOVE HARUKA KARIBU
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>People scaring Michi away from summoning
Faggots.

>>78382604
Fax just got in

>>78382304
is this AI? I mean I don't care, I like it

has mouse reacted to the new punch punch forever

>>78383018
Good, summoning is for faggots

>>78382877

Someone clarify

>>78383155
>is this AI
are you for real

>>78383221
Isn't her birthday in August?

>>78383221
basically, it's fucking over

>>78383221
same thing she did during her 2nd year anniversary.

>>78383221
She's having an IRL event in Japan this week, was announced like a month ago.

>>78383221
pic related

>>78383422
Nope, her birthday is June 8th

I'm starting to suspect that Michi's "medication" might just be fuckhuge pile of cocaine.

>>78383221
It's over

>>78383422
Souchou's birthday is August 93. Her actual birthday was a few weeks ago.

elden ring time

>>78383221
It means WWIII is imminent, but this time the Japanese are on our side.

ironmouse raped me

>>78383792
Froot, Mouse... you just have all the luck don't you.

>>78383792
lucky

>>78383792

>>78383792
Stop bragging, asshole

>>78383569
It's so interesting that Kson and Kuro are both Geminis. You can see the underlying qualities are the same, but how they actually manifest ends up so differently for the two of them.

>>78383221
Kson's having a VIP gangbang with her top donors. Anyone passably cosplaying Kiryu gets top priority.

oh yes
oh fuck yes

>>78383874

>>78383910

>>78383874
female hands typed this post

>>78383874
Sou sou, ne ne
(doesn't get it at all)

>>78383874

>>78384075
Sez u

>immediately goes for draconian
BASED
DRAGONS ARE FUCKING BASED
AND SO IS FUCKING DRAGONS

>>78383221
Kson has held IRL meet and greet events before. This is nothing unusual.

Wtf when did I miss this stream looks like a blast

am I the only one weirded out by this "go piss girl" thing?

>>78384519
yes

>>78384519
probably

>>78384367
The Ready or Not one? It was back in December. Are you one of those anons that don't support their oshi and skips sponsors?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E346IcXfYw4

>>78384519
She's talked about how often she gets uti's and holding in your pee for long stretches makes them worse. Longer lasting and more severe all around.

>>78384615
this is true. the worst utis i've had in my life i got when i slept for 14+ hours without getting up to pee

Welp, rip Fallout and maybe that other game.

>>78383732
They were on our side the last time as well

>>78384615
It's not about that, it's because it strikes me as trying to make something so common and genderless as peeing empowering, and it ends up sounding weirdly condescending towards women. But maybe I'm overthinking it.

I love you Pete but can you let her do some solo for one day.

new thread
>>78385116
>>78385116
>>78385116

>>78385024
Larping cunt

>>78385058
she did say from the beginning of stream pete wanted to play but I'm more worried about candi arriving and over staying her welcome