/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78320227
old habits die hard

>>78320735
I'm awake, new bake soon, why not?

>>78320819
Honestly michibro I want to plap your ass

>>78320915
don't fall for it
it's a she

>>78320221
Will Lia stream this week?

>>78320915
Plap your fist, to which you are accustomed.

>>78321000

>>78321036
I am accustomed to it that's why I need a change, if you don't want to you can plap my ass instead, I'll cosplay as link for you :3

>>78321136
>cosplay as link
why anyone would cosplay a guy
sounds pretty gay. however, there's gerudo link i guess and this is slightly less gay since he pretends to be a girl.

>>78321191
>sounds pretty gay
Brother I am talking about homosexual sex, I'm talking about one man plapping another man in his ass. I'm talking about letting the balls touch and not even saying no homo.

>>78321254

>>78321254
it could still be some heterosexual bro bonding if one of you dressed up as a girl

so what's the appeal of gay sex?

>>78321514
You tell me.

>>78321063
>he's trusting

>>78321574
death to non believers

>>78321573
care to demonstrate?

>>78321764

>>78321795
are you not happy to see me did i do something wrong

>>78321846
I'm... going to bed.
Bye bye.

society is crumbling and only Lia can save it

>>78321888
My woes caused by a lack of Michibro toes are finally over...

>>78322183
sometimes I fantisize about Lia being the worlds biggest idol sensation on the same level as someone like taylor swift. her face is all over billboards, phase connect is the biggest corpo in the world, and Lia does a worldwide tour. you coul d walk into any store and buy Lia merch, poeple on the side of the street sell Lia bootlegs, even bootleg yippee plushes getting sold at the mall.

>>78322321
is this an irish thing

>>78322242
Nothing that is exceptional can become so popular

>>78322367
lady gaga is that popular and shes exceptional, probably the same amount as Lia

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>78322321
I hate the fact that I understood this

Had a dream Lia and I bought a house, and then Ember came over and clogged the toilet causing massive water damage it was everywhere

>>78322562
Oh to be the plumber cleaning out Ember's clogged toilet

>>78322562
kek

Lia would wear a placenta facemask

>>78322872
a what

>>78322925
Its a real thing
Women are gross

Im awake, but at what cost?

>>78322985
tdbesu some men eat their wives' placenta

>>78323683

>>78323683
Is that cannibalism

Honestly Lia should try Binding of Issac

>>78323804
it is, but alternative medicine says it's good for you and feminism says it's beautiful so modern hippies do it

>>78323336
about tree fiddy

>>78323804
Kinda

>>78322562
If this ever happens, just find the water knob at the base of the toilet and turn it off

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>78327066
Lia tonight

one of the things I like most about lia is that if she was in a fight she would 100% fight dirty. you just know she’s going for the eyes.

>>78327718
>she’s going for the eyes
Yeah, in a fight. She'll go for balls just for fun tho.

>>78327931
She will go for worse. She’d would 100% try to fishhook your eyes

women dont really have much of a choice besides dirty fighting, what else would Lia do? Punch or kick? Image how weak a Lia punch would be

>>78328743
>i actually reread the posts now and it literally says what im saying and i just skip words
Sorry i should try reading instead of posting literally 2 minutes after waking up im a groggy dumbo

I mean if I were to be in a real fight with a dude bigger than me, my thumbs are going into his eyes if I am within range

My thumbs would go into Lia’s bhole if you know what i mean

Imagine Lia’s nose in Dizzy’s butthole

>>78329247
I quite like this thought

>>78329247
This but me instead of Lia and Lia instead of Dizzy.

Lia should audition for Sparkle Motion

>>78329341
so do you want to be the middle or end of the Dizzy-Lia-anon centipede?

I’d rather hold hands with Lia and watch Dizzy get upset at our public display of affection

I'd rather hold hands with Dizzy and watch Lia get upset that I chose Dizzy over her

>>78329937
Lia wouldn’t be in eyesight to see it tho because you’d be at some lame place old grandmas like Dozzy go to like country kitchen buffet or a Tupperware party

>>78329705
Actually, won't be complaining being on whatever side

>>78330048
That sounds awesome honestly I wish Dizzy was my wife

goin to cracker barrel with lia and spending 70% of the time in the store part even though we don’t buy anything

>>78330173
cracker barrel is so overrated, the food sucks

How is Lia still so much younger than most of the company?

>>78330381
because Sakana stopped hiring young after he hired Yuri

>>78330048
Dizzy looks like she smells of mothballs and puts plastic covers over furniture

>>78330381
as time has gone on, fish hires older talents and isn't tying to hire 18-21 year olds anymore
young girls provide a much more fun ride and experience, but often come with problems and are unreliable because of lack of life experience + they might just up and leave one day because they realize their whole life is ahead of them (whereas hags don't have that)

Sexa with Hexa and Lia

How to we figuratively save Lia?

>>78331926
We dont

>>78331926
I can't even save myself

>>78331926
From what?

>>78331926
Make me her agent. I can save her.

>>78332527
agentposting is in
managerposting is OUT

>>78332527
explain your action plan
now

I like Lia

I miss Lia

I eat Lia

I greet Lia
Hi Lia

Lia please stream today
I don't want to wait a week for another return stream

>>78333027
1. 3D model. Phase has until a certain date to have a 3D model of an agreed upon quality either made or in progress -or- Lia gets a monetary bonus from Phase worth the equivalent of 3D. This will improve her morale.
2. Lia has certain incentives milestones that are based on the frequency she streams. These incentives can range from Rinmama live2d, to Lia upgrades, to new tech. Could also tie into 3D that is she doesn't stream a certain amount of time, then it is withheld from her. This will encourage her to stream more often and not cancel.
3. favored nations clause to ensure fair percentages in-perpetuity

>>78334559
beat it kid

>>78334559
not unreasonable desu except for maybe #3

is lia friend michi playing on ps4 or ps5

>>78334847
PC

is RDD2 worth playing? I never played it only the first one

what it is tell you?

>>78335287
>watch girl Lia
okay

>>78335287
stream iori pits

>>78335287
>noise yuri armpit

LA flights live from Boston in 15 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsxcZol_FEE

>>78335287

>>78335287
Mint piss sure knows land.
Nice girls cool penis.

I want Lia to smash my balls with a kettle bell

>>78336076
this but with her feet instead of a kettle bell

LA Flights in Boston pushed back 1 hour

>>78334547
I believe

>>78335287
>europe anon kinda gone
jellybro doko

Lia should deep dive her face into Uruka coochie

>>78337700

I wonder if any Liker who is still with Lia since day 1 thought she would still be going and reach the mountain tops she reached 3-years later

>>78338040
i've always believed in Lia and Phase Connect and thought it was going to be the next big thing. if you make kino they will come, and phase has a lot of great vtuber content. as far as Lia goes i've been a believer since shortly before Ashelia died for our sins. Ashelia shined to me, like she had something great under the surface she just needed to bring out. then our malware was born and that something great came out. from then on i've believed in Lia 100% and think she can do anything as long as she actually applies herself to it. she's the best vtuber i've ever seen and i'm so glad I've gotten to experience this journey every step of the way

>>78338040
Honest to God, I didn't think she would recover from the donothon. Not that that was something in and of itself to quit from, but just thought she was done cause I knew she had been through a lot and that was gonna be her last straw. I'm glad she kept going.

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>78320221
This is the 500th Lia from Phase Connect thread!!!!

>>78338040
I'm not a day 1 fan, but I've been watching her since December 2021 and want to say that Lia's story of discovering herself as an entertainer is truly something else, I want to see it through to the end.
I never thought she would become such great streamer, contrariwise, I always thought she was going to be the first to graduate. But she is still here, she is the greatest thing in the world and I wish she understood this.

>>78339457
LETS GOOOOOO

>>78339626
>always thought she was going to be the first to graduate
the scary thing is this can still be true

>>78339457
>342 days
>500 threads
>164,294 posts
>238 consecutive thread bump limits met and counting
>1 Lia

>>78339822
All me

>>78339626
>and want to say that Lia's story of discovering herself as an entertainer is truly something else, I want to see it through to the end.
this. we aren't so die hard just because the streams are good and Lia is cute. the entire experience/journey has been amazing. watching Lia grow and develop is something I can't really find the words to describe. I will be on this train until it goes off the rails or arrivals safely in the station

>>78339906
rare picmix

>>78339822
>164,294 Lia posts

Lia frens the crazy brothers of LA Flights are live from Boston

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJYWqVsF0ls

spreadsheet autist let us see the chart for thread 500

>>78340097
they really built an airport in the middle of nowhere it looks so empty

>>78340288
wouldnt that be the best place for an airport, who would want to live around loud ass planes and a bunch of traffic

>>78340162

>>78340565
look at all those numbers!

>>78340565
so is the thread gonna make it?

yellow plane with a yellow ipad

>>78340800
based. yellow is an underappreciated color

>>78340738
anon, the thread is close to a year old

>>78339457
We did it boys

>>78340738
it's all up to Lia. we have been tested a lot

>you have to have a permit to plane spot in Boston
another example of Boston fragility

>>78340846
I know. iirc spreadsheet autist originally kept track to see if a solo general was viable. almost a year later I think it is.

>>78339906
I guess this is what fathers feel

>>78340738
>>78341411
it's not gonna survive, that anon in the previous thread said he's the thread and it won't survive

cute that these are side by side now.
rare, even.

>>78341499
if he's the thread then how are we posting right now. is it body writing?

yo when you like Lia it helps me help my daughtah

>>78341591
Hot

>>78341869
is this loss?

>>78341944
no

>>78341944
yes

>>78341944
maybe

>>78341411

>>78342155
Total Liker Victory

>>78342155

>>78342421
>>78342155
just the funny thing to me is that there is at least on anon who thinks the general was started as a shitpost by a femanon.
liker's were mobilizing for like 6 weeks before pulling the trigger.

>>78342589
I honestly like that origin story, it's fun and spontaneous. the big no girls allowed sign in a thread made by a woman is pottery

>>78342589
That was a hail mary rrat (and a good one) deployed by a unity Liker who didn't want the split. He knew what button to push to try and kill enthusiasm for it. I don't know if he ever came around to the idea or if he still is in /pcg/ or maybe just moved on.

>>78342589
that femanon? managersan, who created this thread just to have a Lia divegrass team. the thread lived and our team beat twain. it was destiny

>>78342778
>who created this thread just to have a Lia divegrass team
not true
t. original thread creator who is not managersan

>>78342778
>who created this thread just to have a Lia divegrass team
true
t. original thread creator who is managersan

I'm going to take a nap
Don't do anything interesting meanwhile

>>78342888
digits confirm this is the real one

>>78342840
revisionist history. when Ken Burns makes his Lia documentary I will KWAB you

>>78342155
i think this anon was somewhat right in the sense that if this thread was only restricted to Lia posting like other single chuuba threads it wouldn't survive. i'm glad that the Likers are friendly enough to talk about other things too and the cytube, divegrass team, planespotting, etc. really help the thread from people getting bored constant managerpost looping or whatever

>>78343096
>help the thread from people getting bored constant managerpost looping or whatever
the thread would move faster if we generate loops especially given the amount of breaks that Lia has had in the last year.
There is a timeline where this thread could have turned into /ggg/ which turned into an anti-general to fill dead time. This thread has its moments where frustration is high, but it chills out

>>78342888
trips of truth

>>78343096
exactly
that's why we should all start watching Hime

>>78343357
I would be willing to watch Rie if she gave me a rimjob

>>78343357

>>78343096
it takes a village.
that is not to say one day the general won't die, but it takes a village.
we have dedicated likers who are here forever.
michibro and other drive-by anons have kept us bumped in the middle of the night.
cytube anons run a channel so we can just watch shit together sometimes.
manager made a divegrass team.
other anons signed us up for events so we are in the mix.
hasanbito is gay.
friend posters have a place if they want to post while lia is not streaming.

>>78343481
>all these nice words
>hasanbito is gay
kwab

we love and respect hasanbito in this house

>>78343828
yeah on opposite day

>>78343828
>t. hasanbito

>>78343828
t. genuine patriot Lia Liker

>>78344036
when the imposter is sus

>>78343828
name 2 of Lias cats. their full names not their nicknames

>>78344086
Gigi and Trixie

Girls' buttholes are cute https://litter.catbox.moe/7ffios.jpeg

>>78344145
gatekeeper Liker got real quiet

I can't name Lia's cats, hasanbito is doing better than me lmao

>>78344521

>>78344521
This is Lia’s I can tell

>>78344532
takes 30 seconds to check the archive

>>78344537
I’m not hasanbito. I am just a stern, stern but fair Liker

AI anon should generate more Lia buttholes if you ask me

>>78344602
What's the point then
*Lia stare.png*

>>78344689
hey buddy I think your image is broken

>>78344746
Works on my machine

>>78344779
did you purchase your machine on planet retard?

>waiting room and tweet anxiety
…home

I want Lia to take me to planet retard

>>78344803
No, they give it to you for free here

I hope Lia streams

racist

>>78345391
>this fish is called a Himeglobin Rie
Lia calling Rie black

waiting room UP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU45hESOTs4

Stream Confirmed

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1802786917811212740

We are so fucking back bros

>>78345793
>>78345862
Monday Night Lia is back, brother

>>78345862
non believers btfo

>>78345862

>>78345862
I wish one day she would go complete OOC and tell us what Year 1 was really like + her experience with Cyberlive/Yunity

>>78345793
>>78345862
FUCK YEAH

>>78345862

would lia pass or fail?
how would mint fair?

>>78346990
Lia would fail and it would be hot

>>78346990
it should be reversed so the ones with the flatter butts win

>>78346990
god i wish i was that bar

>>78347070
this

I want Lia to give Rurumi a tapeworm

>>78347368

>>78347368
how do you give someone a tapeworm

>>78347480
eat pagpag probably

>>78347480
eating ass?

>>78346990
Lia's butt wouldn't even touch the bar. it'd just keep rolling until it hit the back of her head

>>78347642
nah

>>78348036

any Lia?

>>78322321

>>78348964
Lia at 7!!!!

im gonna take an hour long nap I got too excited earlier and need a mental reset. don't post any cocks while im out ok

>>78349444
You are gonna oversleep bozo

>>78349444
KWAB waiting to happen

UUUUUUUU

[Anon News] I can watch streams on youtube again!

>>78351610
Nice! Why were you jot able to?

>>78351654
Dunno.
Read last thread, i wasn't the only one.

Im so happy she is back!

Is Lia still cute?

>>78353181
Duh yeah the cutest

1 hour!

>>78349866
>>78349999
you were saying? I would never miss a Lia due to nap negligence

>>78354768
Theres still time dont get too cocky

>>78354964
i'm sitting at my computer now what am I gonna do fall asleep in my chair

What if Lia forgets?

>>78356093
Lia would never, she's very smart

>>78356277
I want to stick my face up her skirt

Twitter feeding me posts from a literally underage Liacon girl for some reason

>>78356690
now why would you want to do something like that to your teacher
>>78356795
nigga what

Lia soon

>>78356795
Glad knowing there is some hope in the new generation

I need Lia
NEED LIA

>>78356795
no way

>>78357445
15 more minutes till your next hit junkie

would Lia be happy that little girls watch her? so that she can corrupt them like exposure to anime corrupted her?

Lia is a role model

>>78357944
>does fishman fart with that ass

>>78357944
sending in 27 individual questions for each talent asking if they fart with that ass

>>78358026
do it or you're a fake fan

>>78357690
teenage girls terminally online are usually max level degenerates themselves

what if Lia announces she's leaving phase connect to join sparkle motion???

>>78358344
>>78322505

I wish Lia and KK didn't overlap

LIA LIV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oU45hESOTs4

reminder Lia waves at the screen every time she says hellow

what's up with Lia's attitude today

>>78358990
what are you even talking about

[Lia News] she is officially a toddler who wears diapers now

>>78359073
ok it's because she's excited about the anniversary

>>78359074
kek

God I love her

he was very touched by that song btw

Liaschizo has escaped the mental asylum and has started spitting facts

what the fuck is wrong with dizzy

Who is Dizzy?

>>78360213
I'm kinda dizzy
Rough day you know

>>78360213
she literally does one of the Divegrass chants, how fucking new are you

>>78360213
Touch fuzzy get Dizzy

she's so fucking cute bros

Lia was a dark souls speed runner?

>>78361032
she beat all of dark souls 3 on stream

VITA > PC

Lia should play South Park

>>78361205
>he doesn't know

Lia should play Rimworld

>>78361281
Niggas REALLY thought that that was gonna work

>>78361252
I think he knows

is the vod worth watching?

>>78361408
of dark souls 3? that's a lot of vods buddy

>>78361471
How many

>>78361533
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEX9lXnsqFeO-LEX2oyUiHTGqZy359hCN

someone get her back on topic im beggin ya

>>78361533

>too master race for console controls

>>78361714
>10 hour stream
How'd she survive?

>male autist runs a company full of female autists
that's the secret to success, it's autism

Lia…

What do managers do?

>>78361997
read manager posts from this thread and rely them to fishman

Lia loves Michi

michibro she's mentioned Michirus autism twice now, I thought you should know

>lia fears the Indians more than the Chinese

>>78362295
Me too
We are

>>78362312
Bruh, i'm watching.

>>78362398
you didn't say anything how am I supposed to know

>>78362428

I have to step out for a minute livepost questions for me onegai

Lia acknowledges Michi's incredible power level and the yumminess of her coffee.

Too many grays...

I want to smell Lia’s butthole

Can a pit mousepad work?

lia's voice has more cute affectations lately. I don't know what she's planning.

Lia knows what guys want

Lia cute.

>"Show me a boob man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle-dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. It's all about the legs baby"
>T. A Wise Man

Lia’s daki is conservative

The art kinda sucks
I don't know where phase girls find these bad artists

>>78363441
your Lia tolerance went down, you are more vulnerable to the malware

any baker

Woozie should invade

the future is BRIGHT bros

hope Lia eats up these compliments about her and takes them to heart

>>78364666
>The Light of Lia reached even Satan
I kneel

I like Lia.

>>78365101
I love lia

RATE THE MALWARE
RATE THE PHASE
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE STREAM

>>78365163
Lia/10
love em/10
I could listen to her for hours/10
classic Lia fun/10

>>78365163
Glad she’s back! I really hope she doesn’t fully disappear again for the next FF14 :(

>>78365163
Boring, low energy and she still clearly doesn't actually want to be streaming

>>78365163
>RATE THE MALWARE
Cute/10
>RATE THE PHASE
The best/10
>RATE THE YAPPING
Yappy Kathy/10 (But her name is Lia!)
>RATE THE STREAM
Good/10

>>78365163
>RATE THE MALWARE
stinky and cute
>RATE THE PHASE
black company
>RATE THE YAPPING
i need her yapping in my life
>RATE THE STREAM
3 whole years/10!

>>78365163
90 minutes is all I needed, baby!
Glad Lia is back!

>>78365163
Been doing it 3 years but sounds even more childlike than when she started

>>78365236
You gonna watch and rewatch every VOD until you die! Your anti'ing serves no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is being on Lia's stream sucking on her fazcock daily! Your purpose is being in that chat blowing that fazcock daily! Your doomposts are nothing! Being an anti serves zero purpose! You should watch Lia, NOW! And give Lia a like, comment, and subscribe, so that the algorithm can pick her up and she can become a teen idol sensation. Because what are you here for? To anti? WATCH LIA! I mean that, with a hundred double dollars. With a thousand double dollars.

>>78365163
Quite alright. Her mood was quite interesting during the start of the stream though. Her pitch was slight higher and the speech cadence was different/10

>no ostutweet

what is the stream lia played the "nerf this" video?

I love her

Cancellations are coming

>>78365896

>>78365939
Lia is the biggest non believer

>>78365999
that is why we have to make her believe, anon.

>>78365999
you have to give Lia your energy like she's goku to help prop her up

>>78361714
There's a FNAF stream in there for no reason

>>78362072
>rely
panko.jfif

>>78366082
fnaf is the dark souls of horror games

>>78366082
she got scared and started playing dark souls. it was pretty cute

i can bake

^^^this guy can bake

>>78365755
Surprised that one is still up.
https://youtu.be/CyuUFl7Dygo?t=5968

Bro lied?

New thread.
>>78367070
>>78367070

new
>>78367137
>>78367137

>>78367140
>>78367152
what do we do now

>>78367339
he didn't lie

>>78367770
It was page 10...
I got worried...

>>78363189
same here

>>78367140
>>78367152
based retards