/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

Soon!

>>78306151
A deadbeat...

IRyS

>>78306336
Do you know that we all have a deadbeat inside us?

>>78306484
Cheeb doesn't

is IRyS the Aqua of Promise?
>cute
>seggs
>fun
>dumb

>>78306901
Yes

>>78306901
No

>>78306901
Maybe

>>78306901
Maybe

>>78306901
>acts smug and often pays the consequences for it
You may be onto something.

>>78306901
Can you repeat the question?

>>78306901
Aqua is the least sexiest girl of the three and the worst girl

>>78307395
not my fault you shit taste anon, maybe pedo tendencies

Megumin is best girl and IRyS agrees

>>78307395
Wrong on all levels.

>>78307462
This is going to age like meat in the summer if she ever gets her way and becomes a loli.

>>78306901
>cute
>seggs
>fun
>dumb
I thought this meant Minato Aqua...

Megumin is the best girl in the anime but Aqua is the best in the Light Novel

>>78306901
Maybe. They do have those similarites but it feels like there's something stopping her from being "an Aqua"
>>78307395
?

>>78306901
maybe

>>78307705
She's a much better person than Aqua is, that's what kek

Darkness>Megumin>Megumin's sister>>>>>>>>>>Aqua

What do we learn from today's stream guys?

>>78307947
True but something less obvious than that kek
IRyS has a heart of gold and a head full of ___

Wiz>Iris>Aqua>YunYun>Darkness>Dominatrix robot>Guild girl>>>>>>>>Megumin>>>>>>>komekko>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Eris

IRyS is little boy trapped inside the body of a little girl

>>78308257
1 pov is not enough

>>78304983
lump

>>78307395
God. Fucking. Damn it.
Vtuber brainrot made me think this was about Minato Aqua

>>78308344

What is IRyS doing now, I wonder?

>>78308651
Arguing with people on MAL

>>78308651
The post collab and MV premier Promise Discord orgie

>>78308651
Me.

>>78308257
Fuck management.

>>78310076
You only just learned that?

>>78308451
Oh sorry, I meant lard.

>>78310076
Is manager-chan cute?

Reminder that IRyS hates takos

>>78311800
He ate all the cookies. It had to be done.

>>78311800
Everyone in Promise hates those fat fucks

>>78308651
Sleeping.

>>78311800
based

>>78311117
Look at Nodoka
And the staff San who took care of Small Ame

They didn't have to do this to Paul on father's day.

peeRyS

>>78313215
Yeah, on me

Tremors watchalong when?

>>78313580
After Escape from New York

>>78313580
IRyS >holofes> Laplus
Laplus >interview> Robert Pattinson
Robert Pattinson >The Twilight Saga: Eclipse> Dakota Fanning
Dakota Fanning >Trapped> Kevin Bacon
She's just 4 degrees away.

caught up to the latest episode of irregular at magic highschool
ngl season 2 was way better than season 3 so far, but season 3 has some good miyuki moments at the beginning

and season 1 was garbage

>>78313630
After Back to the Future

>>78313941
https://youtu.be/fR7e0N1UkRI
the OP for season 3 is p catchy

>>78310076
Words to live by,
if management says yes you do it,
if management says no you do it anyway.

>>78308257
what happened? i just woke up

>>78314962
sexo

>>78314962
Bae said the n-word with hard R

>>78315032
Only Hawaiians are allowed to pronounce it that way...

>>78285316
Are we okay with thread niggers calling IRyS dumb?

>>78315412
who cares

>>78315412
She's dumb in certain contexts and a genius in others. She's like an idiot savant.

>>78315412
Yes but IRyS would hate it.

>>78315452
I care.

time to sleep

IRyS is bald
https://x.com/SkikkkSkuyyy/status/1802389324908146787

Tiny Mumei and tiny Fauna just can't stop looking at IRyS.

https://x.com/yomikakisan/status/1802558656078307654

>>78315904
IRyS laying at grassRyS

Holy boobers

>>78316462
IRyS should be flat
Fauna Mumei Bae should be smaller
Kronii should be bigger

I miss Sana.

>>78315412
>IRyS
>Not dumb
Pick one.

>>78316784
You barely watched her.

when is IRyS' sister coming to fgo, should I settle for bootleg IRyS

New lewd shiftillust art

I hope she streams tomorrow considering how short that collab was

>>78316932
which one? bob or the greek mecha hag?

>>78313941
I don’t watch the anime, which arc is it at now?

Would you become yandere if you had IRyS as your sister?

>>78318261
I would do whatever she wants, literally anything

>>78318295
Have a BL love with another guy?

where is the lolirys stream

IRyS loves me the most.

>>78304875
What happened to her hair?

>>78320029
Alternate costume, alternate hair.
Also, she let our daughter do it for her.

>>78320089
How does it feel having Mumei as your daughter?

>>78320314
She pats you

>>78319761
I don't want IRyS to hang out with stinky white women

>>78319761
nerissa is so shoehorned in there

If you were an adventurer and you saw pic rel in the dungeon, what would you do? Would you help her?

>>78320029
that hair is a massive pita to draw and would never be used for any form of animation

>>78320436
I would cast 'steal'

>>78320615
imagine casting a spell to steal panties and not do it yourself to miss out on the feeling of the her ass with your own hands

>>78320436
I would plap her then run.

>>78320436
496538

>>78320430
This art is referencing Nerissa inviting Fauna and IRyS to play Runescape with her

>>78320843
Nice hentai. Thank you, anon.

>>78322572
>Leddit shit
Fuck off

>>78322572
yes and we are married but she is also not with me right now so back into hopelessness we go

https://x.com/irys_en/status/1802658498288771537
she fucked up her greentext kek

IRyS.

>>78323238
Is IRyS /here/?

>>78323417
we all are silly ;)

>>78323462
Kill yourself Bae.

>>78323238
she's pointing at herself doofus

I love you IRyS.

>>78323462
I love you Kronii and Fauna.

stream today?

When was the next plapfest again

>>78323238
I think it’s funny she used the less than symbol to point at herself

is anybody else here going to go to the meet and greet i just saw it was happening this morning and i thought about going but i dont want to get too attached and even though it would be really nice to get to talk to her i fear it would make me far too attached

member's SSJ Cheebs badge soon

it's so quiet and comfy and peaceful today

https://twitter.com/K_yo_sub/status/1802650310382358734

>>78330301
You fucking stupid fat cockbreathed faggot

https://x.com/ruuna_070/status/1789985813423345961/photo/1 It's been a month..

>>78330643
Well aren't you a bouquet of roses.

What's all this then?

Pirate of the Caribbean 1-3 watchalong

>>78332393
We're never getting that marathon back-to-back watchalong

>>78332393
But those movies suck and eveyone her age has seen them including her, it's better to show her the good shit from the pre 2000s ages.

this is the tale, of captain jack sparrow

She should be ovulating, so karaoke today

Mega Man Zero 3 finale later?

>>78333035
>She should be ovulating
That explains why my penis is acting up

>IRyS gets both of the topic songs
Cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhp2hoFH8M

>>78332518
Predator watchalong when?

>>78333677
should've gotten the song and the stream too

>>78333677
The MV is going to get all the views. This won't even show up unless somebody goes to her music tab.

>>78318082
they just went to kyoto to check out the venue for the second technical composition and got attacked by ninjas while tatsuya was looking for the chinese guy

>>78334007
the point of the topic songs is for them to be easy to find on the youtube music app not for regular youtube

>>78333677
>only 27 likes
Wake the fuck up, faggots. Our oshi needs us.

>>78333677
Only her and Rrat have artist channels, right?

>>78334362
>>78334580
Nobody uses YouTube Music.

>>78334956
Cheebs does

>>78334956
I do

>>78335098
Flare knew what she was doing with that new outfit

>>78334956
I do. Songs there actually sound better and my adblock still works so it's better than spotify.

>>78335158
is that cheebidi toilet?

anyone got the IRyS beam gif?

>>78335441
It's too big for here

>>78335097
What's Cheebs artist channel?

>>78335473
Link it

>>78335500
Pls subsclibe

next stream jackbox with m*ri

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78335738
Source? I don't see that anywhere

>>78335700
Speaking of Dino Crisis how many of you fuckers made multiple accounts to vote for Dino Crisis in the Capcom Survey?

>>78336097
source? i made it up

>>78336167
Good

https://youtu.be/wZbcUGrlLTE

>>78336111
yes

https://twitter.com/SynergyREEE/status/1802736655075619315

>>78337017
erm... her beam attack is yellow not purple...

Good, thats one less loose end

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

https://litter.catbox.moe/in8000.png

>>78337645
Woah, that sure is one dead af Cheebs

>>78337645
https://litter.catbox.moe/muw015.png did you finish this one?

>>78338241
https://litter.catbox.moe/kutbvg.png

>>78338743

>>78337645
you're no longer wanted here, fuck off

Ωrice

>>78339263
What's an Omegarice?

>>78339055
Wrong

https://twitter.com/Nera_tul/status/1802742356673745377

>>78339361
In electronics it's pronnounced "ohm" and it's the symbol used resistors meaduring unit (not the resistor itself, in the schematics they appear as little triangle waves or small rectangles), the joke being in romanji it would be pronounced "omu".

>>78339995
Well, I'll help her out of there once I'm done breeding

>>78340011
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>78340298
Poopoo head

I play too much Wuthering Waves today.

>>78340455
Gross.

MORTUS EST!

>>78343372
who is tossing cheerios for cheebs to eat

>>78343882
It's a pacifier.

>>78335738
Gura will be in it so I don't think IRyS will participate

Guess she counted yesterday as a full stream day

>>78344838
When it comes to collabs she always does :(

Working is a hassle.

>>78343955
no it isnt, its 100% a cheerio or a small donut

>>78344838
Up to one stream at NA time
Up to one stream at JP time

https://twitter.com/embunlebah/status/1802752362706358517

the one on the right is cute

>>78348837
Something about the detail of her ribs and stomach area makes this art and the underboob so much hotter

IRyS is so lewd, bros. How does she do it without even trying.

i want to FUCK cheebs

>>78350076
All pink, purple and red holos are sex
IRyS is all three colors at the same time so she is three times the sex

>>78350076
By having her obscene boobs out front and center jiggling in front of us

>>78350076
Bimbo brain. She does try at times but does it unitentionally more often than not

>>78350169

>>78351471
I don't think Cheebs gets a choice

>>78338241
>>78338743
Dang fool litters. What were they?

IRyS never went to sleep…

>>78354955
Why does she do this?..

>>78354955
>>78355073
Proofs?

>>78355193
Source: it made it up

QRD on this Holocaust+ AZKI + IRyS thing Koyori was talking about?

>>78355443

>>78354955
>>78355073
Is there a reason why you kronies like to use ellipsis so much? Is it a symptom of your homosexuality or cuckold fetish?

>>78355762
Retarded newfag

>>78355935
Did I hit a nerve, krocuck?

just started playing elden ring today and i have just now realized how good this game is (and irys). i will now proceed to backtrack every single er stream i slept on

I wish her bunny hood was actually a onesie instead. PyonRyS would be lethally cute

>>78355762
Nice projection. The only homo /Here/ is you with how far that stick is up your tight little ass

>>78352035

>>78356308
Her determination to beat the game without summons is admirable to me. I honestly couldn’t be assed and used summons on Mohg, Malenia and Maliketh. Now I’m thinking of starting a 2nd playthrough with an unga bunga build without summons after watching her come back to the game and kill it this much

>>78356627
She already used summons most of her playthrough

>>78356627
She should turn the poopman into a puppet and use him as punishment for his heinous poop related crimes.

>>78356351
Totally.

>>78356308
i just started playing it 3 days ago and realized from the moment i started the game how much i hated it and could only enjoy these types of games if shes playing them

>>78356751
>most of her playthrough
No she didn’t, besides margit at the start of the game and that attempt with the fire giant she barely used it. She even refused to call up the summons at the radhan festival when chat kept begging her to back then. Watch streams, newcrat

>>78356543
Why falseflag and post here then if you’re gonna get your panties in a twist when you get called out?

Dis dred deed good vibes

>>78358842
Fuck off.

>>78359045
Fuck on.

>>78358842
This is probably the saddest attempt at forcing a ritual post. Despite doing this for almost a year your oshi still gets shit on brrat

>>78359307
You might be retarded if you actually think that's a brrat

>>78359307

>>78359138

>>78359307
Just because you shit your pants every time doesn't mean the whole thread hates bae, dumb krocuck.

>The Kronii schizo is a brrat

at least we can all agree that we hate Mori the most

>the Sana schizo is a tako

>>78359722
she's only used to shitpost here

>>78359873
Doesn’t matter I’ll happily shit on Kronii and Bae whenever the kronies and brrats decide to have a civil war /here/ when their generals are dead(which is pretty much all the time)

>the schizo is a schizo

>>78360047
They're "dead" because unlike here we don't shitpost in dead hours because we crave attention

>>78359873
This wouldn't be the first time kronies seethe because the thread only reacts violently to kronii

Beace on erf do all da goob IDySdocrads.

>>78360238
"Reacting violently" is called seething retard

>>78360375
seethe, kronii isn't welcome here

While you tards fight your imaginary kronies and brrats I'll be busy being the last IRyStocrat.

>>78360561
You have no power over what gets posted in this thread, keep seething

>>78360590
I'm still here. I love her.

>>78360238
you aren't the entire thread

I'm delulu, you niggers just part of my schizophrenia.

>>78360238
Kronii alright, tho.

I am starting to suspect that you retards start fighting because you are bored

>>78361006
IRyS alrighter, tho.

>>78361077
When we're bored we talk about food. Like how I'm about to go get a burrito.

I keep reading about people playing fgo for years and not getting any of the best craft essences, meanwhile I've been playing for about a year and I got a bunch of kaleidoscopes, marshals and black grails

>>78361518
I played War Thunder before the ground forces closed beta and never got a single jet, got bored a couple years back and quit.

>>78361518
Who cares

im the best

I'm going to fight the waddupian heresy and win.

>>78363717
Spit that out, Cheeb. That's not food.

>>78363717
Is that fatty trying to eat a stocking or a gun?

>>78363875

>>78363900

>>78334956
Its the only service worth (((paying))) for if you actually bother to pay, since you can add covers not on spotify/apple music to your playlist.
Or you could just rip those covers and buy songs and add them to your dap/phone.

>>78365031
>paying
>when revanced exists

>>78365090
That's probably why he put it in ((())) anon

>>78361077
>he doesn’t know it’s the retards from /#/s that shit up the thread.
One quite literally linked the /#/s general without realizing he outed himself in the thread as the retard that spergs out about bae.

>>78361518
The accounts are seeded, you likely have a good account.
Ive burned a bunch of Kscopes before realizing how important it is.

>>78365090
Chama…

>>78365435
>kronies are numberfags
they're pretty much the same schizo level

Should I start working out and get buff and improve my singing to try and catch IRyS attention?

>>78365593
I suppose going to the gym might lead to you engaging in a level of bromance that IRyS will notice.

>>78365703
oh god your right I never thought of what actually draws her attention, just improving myself.

Not sure i am willing to get hit on by Yandere Gym guys in order for me to attract her attention.

>>78365593
You should get swole regardless, IRyS can be your motivation if you need that sort of thing though. It's incredibly depressing to have never been fit at any point in your adult life

>>78365593
you should find another male and have your bodies touch each other to get her attention

>>78366048
I was fit once but I was much younger. first year of college, I had been working on the farm all summer so my body had hungry muscles and usually at home I had constant access to food. not so at universcity where the meal plan only has food at certain times of day. I also didnt have a car so I had to start running everywhere. went down to 118 lbs and had abs for a few weeks but then I found out the meal hall was open between their big meals and i returned to a regular weight

Really out of shape now, so using her as motivation to get me back where I want to be is still good.

>>78366237
ehhh I dont like the idea of that, I am a fairly short king. in most of IRyS's books I would be in the submissive role and I aint into that.

I don’t think I’ll ever get over IRyS’ cuteness.

>>78366400
>Fit
>118 lbs
Jesus anon you must be a manlet, I'd be cosplaying as a Holocaust victim at that weight

>>78366004
make sure to prepare lots of lube

>>78366774
>cosplaying as a Holocaust victim
god you reminded me of the time people were doing that on tiktok

>>78366774
yes this appears to be the second time ive been called a Manlette here this week. XD

im 5'5? Its not that short. its average height!... in some parts of the world. but every pound does show when your that height

>>78365593
Real talk, no jokes: IRyS is going to get taken by some jap dude.

>>78367263
>Manlette
post flat chest

>>78366048
I was pretty fit in third grade. And I'd kill to be as "fat" as I was in high school.

>>78366400
>Down TO 118 pounds
>not down by
Show me your thighs

>>78367263
I'm 6'0 so for me even 145 would be very skinny

>>78367296
>going

>>78367410
I'm also 6'0", but I've also got a pretty broad frame so I'd like to be about 230. That would look good on me. Only 115 to go!

>>78367519
Eat something you tiny fuck

>>78367365
>>78367410
>>78367323
Well Im currently 176. and ive got a bit of a belly going.

its really weird though, the fat is mainly only on my belly? my arms and legs and chest really dont show it.

I feel like there must be something against showing real skin in here XD ive already gotten banned twice in VT im being cautious going forward.

I still can't believe actual women come here

>>78367580
lol, wrong direction.

>>78367263
>its average height
that's what my dad used to say, we are both manlets

Is MahgIRyS, sisbro of Miquella gonna stream tonight?

>>78367945
No dumbass

>>78367648
I get banned every week for posting lewd things or being racist again its not a big deal.

>>78367648
I can't remember if I've ever posted my Carl cosplay here, but it would be too much fat, hairy skin for sure.

>>78367410
My best friend was this exact weight and height. He was one lean stick that wrestled. Even my lazy otaku ass could still carry him.

>>78367648
Eat more lean protein and less carbs for a while and see what happens (don't add fat)

>>78368579
Yeah I will have to do something otherwise I'll have to lower my goal to cheebs instead of IRyS

Literally all that matters is whether or not you’re a virgin as an adult, and being employed. Being swole is a repressed homosexual thing.
All that matters to most women is if you have money or status.
IRyS prefers her men to look like Kaworu/Robert Patterson anyways.
Want to be healthy? Eat healthy and stop eating garbage. Lifting will not cure your depression. Pick up a book, educate yourself. Pick up a hobby that isn’t centered around vanity
T. Happy fat nonvirgin who has seen his liftbro “friends” try to cure their depression by lifting and failing to get ahead in life beyond social media likes, who then try to lash out at me when their pills stop working/insurance cancels their therapist.

>>78368955
Very bitter skinny fat dork energy from this post

>>78368862
It's a good goal, though. Wuh-where were we?

>>78368955
>all that matters is whether or not you’re a virgin
>All that matters to most women is if you have money or status
>educate yourself
not vanity btw

>>78335441
You mean this?

>>78368955
show pits?

>>78369687

Thing is, anon, some girls love fat guys, cuz their fathers are fat. So you play on that, it's the "fat father syndrome", FFS.

>>78370027
If they are real I need to find one of those

>>78369388
Where did this come from!?

>>78370113
I fully own my car and can afford a two-bedroom apartment by myself. think women will be impressed by that? *insert the worried laugh pic from earlier in the thread here*

>>78370146
I'm going to rape you

>>78370113
I used to see literal fat goblinos with hot girls at school just because they were funny.

>>78352432
some loliRyS sex doodles and dead cheebs

>>78370334
Maybe you should have been funny instead of an edgy assholr anon

>>78370411
I knew what the dead Cheebs was, but thanks.

>>78370027
is this the guy that falls down the stairs

>>78370584
No, I warned him about the stairs

>>78370318
This was inspiring enough for me to go google search. I was at my families all weekend for fathers day and didnt see this come out.

I am 190 cm tall and weight at 98 kg. Is this good?

>>78370463
I was the clown of the class, especially in my last year but i had no aspiration for poontang.

i miss IRyS...

>>78370292
Yes.

>>78370146
From inside her soul, duh.

>>78370146
Redjews gave her anime superpowers when he redesigned her, she's still a nephilim but now she's an alien as it turns out "the paradise" wasn't an after life thing but another planet.

im not allowed to talk about my weight in public

>>78372029
>size 0 femrystocrat complaining to her size 10 friends she gained half a pound over the summer

>>78367296
she's doesn't have a specific type. she seemed just as attracted to white guys as she is to asians. she also pondered about moving back to the states because of the japs failing economy and birthrate in one of her tier 6 streams. you can't really predict amything since she's gonna end up with me

She's been complaining about the yen since before she's been a holo, the immigration talk was really surprising though.

Just get paid in USD, ezpz

>>78372162
Her taste outside of anime boys is the standard generic woman taste

>>78372162
She laughed so hard to my joke that stream.

>>78372001
I thought that was an unofficial thing and that she's still half-angel half-demon.
She used Megiddo Ark btw.

>>78372516
State sponsored gfs was me though

>>78372570
Angels and demons are aliens now.

>>78372656
>now

What are IRyS' height and weight?

>>78372895
that >imagine meme

Can I post a Promise image

>>78373326

>>78373326
I dont know. Can you?