/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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https://wheelofnames.com/rqh-u3s
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

wrath

Phasers are the best livers.

I like Eimi
Sadly I'm VOD only :(
I think her energy and behavior is fun

Pipkiss

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

Which phaser do yout think is

>>78332731
Erina, not even a competition

WRATH

This is the worst Ember cosplay imaginable but at least she tried?
Also, /vt/ and specifically Phase Connect relevant NSFW ads? On my blue board?

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

>>78332731
I dont think

>>78332776
kek

>>78332776
I want Ember to lick up my man wanch and call me daddy

>>78332772
LUST

>>78332747
Yeah, with me

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>78332776
I don't think all girls in plaid are ember cosplay

>over 2 days of streaming RDR2 RP
Is this the power of Da Michi?

>>78332731
I would say saya but she streamed almost the entire week last week

>>78332731
>yout

>>78332946
yes and then she will take 3 weeks off

>>78332709
Well I'm Eimi's number 1 anti.
Hampter hate.
Hampter graduate.

Sex Rabbit

Every time Eimi says "wow..." I want to smack her face as hard as possible

Dear Pippa,

By now you are probably awake. Recently people were discussing whether or not you should associate with Kiki from /pyon/ a chuuba you have not publicly interacted with for 3 years except for 1 tweet. Let the record show that you do in fact have permission to be friends with Kiki from /pyon/ and that 100% of anons from /pcg/ unanimously agree that it is ok for you to associate with her.
Other vtubers you can hang with include
>Sleepy
>Lisa
>Filian
>Dokibird
>Chromu and Mari but only occasionally, not too much
>Kson, Henya, and Matara but no other Vshojos
>Aoi but no other maletubers
>Natsumi (Chinchilla)
>Anons in Yubicraft but no male voices
>Everyone from Hololive except the Holostars and Mori
>Everyone in Phase Connect except Rie
Furthermore, you are forbidden from hanging with Rye, Kirsche, grifters from FlaVR (ie all of them), dramatubers (this includes Sayu), anyone who is currently part of Nijisanji and fleshtubers of any kind

The people trying to cancel Kiki from /pyon/ over a fetish tier list would be devastated to find that Lia, Panko, Remi, Rie and Muyu's PL have all done the same stream and their fetishes are much worse. You are allowed to hang with all those people except Rie because she collabs way too much with homos.

Signed,
Anon

>>78332880
GREED

Seeing that Runie got the yugioh bug I decided to watch her collab with Nova and she's surprisingly decent at it.
Maybe she really is not as much of a normalfag as she seems

>>78333051
>Chromu
The piss diaper fetish has me doubting, pink thing requires spading

>>78332709
>>78333028
stop selfposting
it's obvious

>>78333007

Which Phase girl would catch you masturbating, sneak up behind you, grab your dick, and finish you off.

>>78333049
This but her ass

What are some Mitchel Beegun highlights?

>>78333192
>spading
I hope you meant spanking and not that weird racemixng fetish

>>78333235
>selfposting

>>78333235
you dumb fucking retard

>>78333051
Damn you should kys

>>78333258
Iori

>>78333258
Erina, Eimi and Uruka for wildly different reasons.

>>78333235
That wasn't self-posting. Also, I'm not actually serious about being an Eimi anti if that's what you're worried about.

>>78333299
I meant neutering you silly billy

So how are my fellow lovebugs preparing for the 12 hour crying marathon?
I got a 12 pack of bananas ready.

>>78333302
>>78333323
Shut up Eimi

>>78333258
Erina I wish, just imagine her whispering in your ear

>>78333302
nice deflection Eimi
>>78333323
and Eimi's phone

>>78333191
She's just extroverted, which makes her seem stacy but she's really not. She's borderline the female equivalent of the giguramesh guy or ken-sama.

>>78333051
You're not her audience anymore and this is why.

>>78333397
I've never heard of that before. Sorry if my degeneracy is shallow compared to yours and I don't live on a farm either.

>>78333413
Should i just create a tulpa of her?

>>78333412
>>78333414
you know what I like that angle

>>78333299
They.
Have.
Holidays.

>>78333403
Dizzy sucks at marathoning, she's obviously doing this so she could get sick through sheer force of will so she can be like the other girls who are sick

Has da michi actually killed a single person with her bow?

>>78333494

>>78333325
>>78333464
>Pippa filters idpol kiwifags with her "good pedophile" truth bomb and pro-vax tweets
>Non-political anons aren't her audience anymore
You're projecting.

Kicking Jelly down the stairs

>>78333523
>Eimi comes on to /pcg/ to anti and white knight herself
I can get behind this rrat.

>>78333452
>all the other girls couldn't stop playing with drunk uruka's nipple piercings

>>78333670
I was just saying to kys

>>78333494
Riddle me this, you filthy coon, or I will force you to visit Paris and soon!
I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes, I'm but a fraction of the population, but I commit HALF of the crimes. Who am I?

>>78333494
Based Panko

I had a dream about sexing Eimi.

>>78333746
Gypsy?

>>78333538
>Dizzy sucks at marathoning
God, imagine her passing out during sex marathon, because her body can't keep up with yours.

>>78333708
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

>>78333235
this poster is lumi btw

>>78333287
Imagine a little bit of shit sputtering out every time you smacked it

>>78333822
I'll play with your mipple

>>78333795
Why do people keep having erotic dreams about this fat ham?

>>78333746

>>78333741
>pro-/pcg/ post that dunks on kiwitards
>kys
Yeah I think you should really go back

>>78333866
pretty sure it's the same guy

>>78333866
She keeps talking about sex on stream

>>78333746

>>78333746

>>78333708
>>78333822
Just look at it. Could you see a nipple like that and not play with it. You just have to.

>>78333866
I'll slam my dick in her haha

https://youtu.be/YWJStok4BGg

>>78333866
They don't. She's selfposting. At least she fits in better than Panko or the late Yuri

>>78333968
>KICK THAT NIGGER BEE OFF THE CORP

>>78333815
Just keep pumping. Hold her head up by her hair so you don't hurt her neck.

I bet Eimi isn't actually a hamster IRL.

>>78333982
To this day, I still don't see any nipple there

YEAH DA MICHI

>>78333941
nah, I am a different guy, there is at least two of us

>>78333892
>you can't do this or talk to this person blah blah blah
Kys

>Sakana accepts Beeko's application and ruins (Your) 2 view's chance to get in to phase

>>78333866
>having erotic dreams about this fat ham?

>>78334087
Dotei-kun...

>>78333982
How is she so effortlessly sexy?

>>78334087
blindchama
In the stream she goes ahead and says
>oh you're not supposed to see that
and covers her chest
it's 100% an erect nipple the only question is what caused it
Pippa or Batman, Uruka is a DCfag

I want to do unspeakable things to anime girls

>>78334216
It was Nightwing

>>78334040
Yuri was /pcg/. A part of us died with the cat.

>>78334207
because most of Uruka's sexuality is repressed and so it comes out unconsciously like this

>>78334228
>Two extra long tongues
Imagine the sloppy toppy, if you will

>>78334216
You are the blind one

>>78334040
>>78334257
Fuck off back to /lig/ and blow your brains out

>>78334040
>She's selfposting
that's not even a good rrat anon I don't see why youre pushing this

>>78334257
you're exaggerating
losing Yuri felt like clipping my fingernails
they grew back and now we have Saya

>>78334311

>>78334040
So the joke that early Pankophiles were brown ESLs were just Panko’s posts?

>>78334228
Unpopular opinion: my body gets a little hot whenever Clara calls me slut.

>>78334311
>>78334216
>>78334207

https://files.catbox.moe/dksts0.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/ihxgn7.mp4
https://files.catbox.moe/v9nphw.mp4

I want to fuck Uruka nonconsensually

WHERE IS EL MOOCHEL?????

>>78334384
Pankoposting started as one anon accusing people of being Panko

>>78334370
You can literally see how fabric is slightly stretching here, if you look at the shadow, tard. If it's not a nipple, find another explanation.

Get squibbed

>>78334330
Eimi is like half the people I this thread
>Positive Eimi post: Eimi
>Eimi anti post: Eimi
>Complaining about Capipis post: Eimi
>Post saying Eimi is self posting: Eimi
In fact, you're probably Eimi.

>>78333941
Wrong, I did not post that.

>>78334384
>There's a post where anon says Panko only has 3 fans in reply to an anon who sounds suspiciously like Panko
>Much later one of Panko first Italian viewers, stefano makes some post on twitter and Panko replies to him accusing him of thinking that she only has 3 fans
>Stefano replied that this was not what he was thinking at all
The point is that Panko posted and read something on /pcg/ that lived in her head rent free for over a year

Why does Panko pretend to be Italian even though she is a white supremacist? Is it some kind of digital blackface?

>>78334103
>>78333941
>there are three of us
heh

Hamnigs suck

>>78333941
I'm one of the people who did but I'm not the only one. Thus far she's showed up twice.

Eimi is fat btw

fat tits

Pippa's defenseless anus.

>>78334688
She's fat but with no titties.

>>78334688

>>78334659
Eimi is my favourite slampig

My one and only is getting too popular here...
I don't like it...

>>78334688
Fat sweaty tits with pepperoni nipples barely covered by pasties.

>>78334103
>>78333941
>>78333866
I did aswell, but it wasn't erotic

Pippa dying made me believe in God again

Rape all hamtards

Since we're talking about Eimi: Why is her head so fucking massive? We know it isn't her brain.

>>78334810
So far.

>>78334769
puffy > peperoni

>>78334442
Uruka Feet

>>78334825
>It isn't her brain
To put it in computer terms: Weak precessor, massive storage.

>>78334825
It's where she keeps a spare tit

>>78334825
She actually has a second womb in there. You can access it through her backgina.

>>78334820
All me

>>78334809
I'll use her till she starts to stink

sucking eimi's brown nipples until they turn red

>>78333866
I'm sure it's because she streams late night and her voice is the last thing anons hear before going to sleep

>lustig after the girl most likely to get adventurous with your ass

Check out these tits

>>78334872
Why was Uruka only wearing a sock on her right foot but not her left foot

>>78333746
Red pandas?

>>78334993
This is a bad thing?

>>78334993
Can you really say that you love a woman, if you don't want to get your prostate massaged by her?

>>78334983
This implication is quite interesting as a brainwashing tactic

kissing and holding hands with Eimi
also sucking on Eimi's toes and licking her armpits

>>78335000
Remi?
Nice trips

>>78335000

>>78334983
This is why I want Erina back at her old timeslot

>>78333051
what about nobodies like Elfin?

>>78334993
>>78335084
If they tried I would just mating press them.

Respond to this post if you are a separate person who wants to fuck Eimi

>>78335036
Her chi was misaligned according to the ley lines that day.

PICO, STOP VTUBING AND MARRY ME. I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THW SOACE IN YHE WORLD TO HAVE THE BEST ROCK COLLECTION AND KIDNAP ANY IDOLS YOU WANT TO LICK UNTIL YOU BOTH ORGASM. ILL EVEN TAKE YOU TO A VOLCANO TO GET COOL NEW ROCKS AND LOOK AT EARTH SCIENCE

Which girl is the most likely to be into rapeplay? Hard mode: no Hime.

I love Shiina!

>>78335179
Eimi is the kind of woman I would nut inside then ghost

>>78335192
No. Trust the dog’s plan. 80 years of streams

>>78335179
I am the Eimifucker

>>78335099
>get it twisted

>>78335179
>>78335220

>>78335159
If you asked /pcg/ about elfin, 99% of anons would say
>who
Point is, not enough data to make a thread consensus on literally every who
Best be cautious or wait for them to get more popular first and not flood their audience with capipis

>>78335205
Pippa

>>78335205

>>78335179
I wouldn't say no

>>78335179
>ponytail is STILL abun
>STILL 4 ears
fix your shit already

>>78335205
Lia

>>78335179
I think eimi's sweat would genuinely smell good

>>78335084
I've said it before and I will say it again:
If I want to do things to a girl's ass, it would be hypocritical to not give her the chance to play with mine at least once if she wants to.

>>78335249
She is too reserved for that, bro. Uruka is the biggest candidate to be a dead fish in bed.

damn fujo fuckers ruining my thread

this >>78334216 anon is an idiot, hahaha point and laugh
>>78334311 is correct.

>>78335205
Lumi for sure

>>78335311
>reading the thread instead of watching Da Michi
Your loss

>>78335205
How does rapeplay even work? If you are into it, it's not rape.

>>78335205
Shiina. Although realistically all of them. They are women.

>>78335301
Sober that is.
With enough liquor or weed or coke those walls will come rushing down.

>>78335371
You need to scare them in the moment and hope they don't just call the cops after.

>>78335368
I'm watching and drawing her rn anon

>>78335416
Just say that you love them after that. Most of phase girls have daddy issues.

>>78335143
Same...
:(

>>78335301
>make all the money
>be tall
>cook the food I tell you to for me 3 times a day
>only touch me if I feel like it
>if we do have sex you have to do all the work
>all while being ugly
Uruka is the opposite of wife material.

>>78335371
It's purely a roleplaying thing.

>>78335192
>I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THW SOACE IN YHE WORLD

>>78335179
I am a separate person

>>78335505
That's what im talking about. You can't roleplay as dog while wearing cat costume. Same with rape. Lack of consent is THE whole point of rape.

I will accept Eimi Fujoposter as a better alternative to Lumi Cuckposter any day (he's about to wake up)

Phase friend mozu is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHg2xskUPis

>>78335469
And I'm so lonely it wouldn't be a lie

>>78333051
Dear Pippa,

By now you are probably awake. I've written an itinerary of things to get done today.

1. Take a bath. You stink.
2. Chicken and rice is in the fridge, probably.
3. We're out of condoms. Get the usual, the family size magnum 0.001 xxxl.

Love ya, smash ya sweet ass later,
Anon.

>>78335179
I'd sex Eimi but nothing beyond that

>>78335179
all the posters so far: me

>>78335577
You know how when people roleplay things like nurses and teachers, they aren't actually nurses and teachers. Same way you pretend you don't want it, when you actually do.

>>78335487
True and real, Shiina's the only talent that's wife material

>>78335371
you pretend that you consent

For a second i had a vision of my oshi getting railed in bed by her current boyfriend, cooking him meals and overall being two lovebirds. Almost made me nauseous. I think i'll go for a walk around my room.

I would be really annoyed if Pippa sat on my face. Don't do that I'll be pissed. Anything but that please.

I want rie to sit on my face.

>>78333051
>still seething about kirsche

>>78335579
It's weird because I feel like eimi would more openly cuck you where lumi would try to hide it at least.

Dear Pippa,
Please stop masturbating so loudly. I didn't say anything because I didn't want to embarrass you, but yes I can hear you. This wouldn't be a problem if you didn't go for three hours in the middle of the night and moan like a dying animal the entire time.
Sincerely,
The anon living in your closet

>>78335771
Ember is pretty nice.

>>78335847
Kirsche's fine during collabs, I don't see the issue either
They probably just never watched them

>>78335205
I'm already hard mode for hime.

Just mind injected an image of myself railing an anon's oshi into his head I feel great rn might jerk off soon

>>78335771
>shiina is wife material
Fucking grim

>>78335803
>I think i'll go for a walk around my room
Are you niggas for real

>>78335803
You could've easily just killed yourself instead of sharing your cuck fantasies with the thread

>>78333192
>diaper
Wait I never heard that part, I just heard that she likes to hold in her pee because it feels good to let out the pressure, hence the "pressure princess" nickname. That and she's recorded the sound of her peeing which she released to her fans which is...a choice she made.

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>78335964
Getting up from his gamer chair and suffling to his mattress on the floor is a marathon for the fat fuck

>>78335990
I've heard that you can massage a womb from the outside, if you have a full bladder.

RUNIE RUSE
HAS SAGGY BOOBS!

What got (You) into vtubers? What made you decide to check them out?

>>78335945
>can cook and clean, plan ahead, has creative interests and motherly qualities, has worked and paid taxes, knows what it's like to struggle to make ends meet
Name one other talent that's wife material, I'll wait

jp thread

>>78336033
>suffling

>>78335904
That's about where I ended up. I like her fine during collabs, but can't watch her solo. She's fine.

>>78335487
I was listening to that stream where she listed her demands. I was just thinking what does she bring to the table? certainly not her looks and she's not even interesting enough to make up for her looks.

>>78333051
fuck off, she can hang out with Rye, Rie, Sena, and Nyana

>>78335964
>Cuckposters are fat
How are you surprised?

>>78336070
Haachama reviewing feet

>>78336129
Yeah suffing.
It's like surfing but for seals, they are so fat they can suff on their bellies. Suffing.

>>78336070
Crippling loneliness

>>78336070
Kiryu Coco playing Fallout 4

>>78336087
She is a ccp agent and doesn't wipe after she poops.

>>78333149
Either she is such a doormat that she simply can't imagine leaving, or Niji is offering Wosemi the sweetest deal in the world just so they can keep her around. Because they have to be doing SOMETHING that gets her to stay with all the bad rep one receives for associating with them.

Dear Pippa,

By now you are awake. lol Honestly, I think you should make me cum with your feet.

Sincerely,
anon

>>78336070
I was bored and depressed, I'm still bored and depressed but anime women are fun to watch

>>78336158
>>78333051
Hime is cute though.

>>78336220
This nigga doesn't use a bidet

Dizzy morning noises...

>feet fucking Pippa
>her fucked up jagged nails knick your pp
>die of infection 2 weeks later

The quartering did a video about hololive back in 2019

>>78335736
...do you think there's ever been instances where someone's SO begged them to roleplay their actual job and the other person immediately left in disgust?

>>78336158
>Rye
Ewwwwww

>>78336186
>suffing
So you can't even spell your made up word right?

>>78336296
Bidets are mega gay. You are literally stimulating your anus and prostate.

Would you rather sex with Pippa or Mori has a heart attack on stream

Dizzy morning voice is the least sexy thing I have heard.

>>78336070
Pippa mindbreaking Lisa in Minecraft

>>78336070
The coffin of andy and leyley was really fun and someone posted pippa playing it so I watched it.
I never watched pippa again after that but I started watching all the phase girls and I really liked it.

>>78336333
Forcing Pippa to stay in character while I stretch her anus.

>>78336329
I wish it was 2019. I wish it was 2021.

>>78336329
Meant for >>78336070
Am stoopid worthless retard

>>78335615
Purely physical relationship with Eimi (never kissing cause kissing your bro is gay)...

>>78336351
She sounds 20 years older.

>>78336390
Busting a nut on Lisa's sleeping face

the things I'd do to sleepy dizzy
goddamn

>>78334385
I had no idea being called a slut could make me so happy, I don't know why girls complain about it.

>>78336390
Finally some good fucking food

>>78334725
Wrong, it was confirmed at the offcollab that her tits are as big as Dizzy's. You can say they don't count if she's fat, but they're big tits regardless.

>>78336345
I assume the Rye haters are just pissloli coomers butthurt that they were so disgusting that their oshi kicked them to the curb.

>>78336070
I saw spam on /v/ about hololive when they were first sort of getting noticed and visited /jp/ to see what the deal was

>>78336349
Care to explain how wiping your ass without coming into contact with your anus works?

>>78336436
Hello lisa's brother!

I aM getting a lot of pokemon recs on youtube, I blame Pippa

Imagine slapping Eimi's tits haha

>>78336456
They don't count she's fat

>>78336458
She's a 3DPD groomed whore

>>78336488
Toilet paper is too rough to stimulate you.

>>78335179
Separate person here, I will turn her into a baby hamster factory

>>78336393
I'd kiss her so she shuts up as long as her breath doesn't smell bad

>>78336458
She is literally a psychopath who tortures dogs.

>>78336070
Eilene saying 'poorfag' and making out with ebola-chan

>>78336490
If this happened I kneel. I am a sister haver and would never but that is powerful.

>>78336436
Imagine her crying when she wakes up when she realizes what you did.

>>78336513
The more groomed the better

>>78336070
I'm a weeb since ever and watched niconico live since it came out
Vtubers are just the next step

>>78336070
unironic male collab

>>78335847
Kirsche tried to drag Pippa into her fuck offkai movement and use her as a battering ram for idpol. Fuck off.
>>78336458
Rye facestreams now and she is ugly AF. Her graduation stream she did before fleshtubing was her stripping down to a cheap hawaiin grassy bikini and skirt. She has the body of a fridge. It was distasteful.

>>78336070
Nothing else was going on during lockdown and someone linked me the DOOG compilation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQMLWIt9md4

Before that I had seen the clip Fubuki singing a bit of Scatman but I had no idea what it was

>>78336513
Heh....

Should I boot up lobcorp

>>78336569
>woman tears
Nice

>>78336553
Now THAT'S a rrat.

>>78336671
She did admit that though I believe.

>>78336653
You should boot up bloons 6

>>78336070
It's a long ass story, but here you go.
>Sociology degree
>become interested in new entertainment medium
>start to research it with an academic mindset
>slowly get into researching the business side of things
>Nijisanji En male auditions
>fuck it, I won't get in but I have a free weekend
>actual enjoy the process
>decide to become content creator, toss around the vtuber thing but never commit
>keep applying for fun
>Pippa does her application advice stream around one of the Niji auditions
>watch
>decide to watch another one of her streams after
>suddenly vtuber fan
>now I'm here

>>78336458
I assume Rye shills are cuc/k/ groomers butthurt that their oshi was so worthless no one wants to watch her after their oshi got kicked to the curb

>>78336087
>can cook chink slop
>can pretend to like stuff
>lying whores are good mothers
>has worked
Lol
lmao

>>78336653
boot up yugioh so you can play with runie

>>78336046
I don't think that's true.

https://youtu.be/UvO7ved4HSM

>>78336070
I like fat titties but sincerely despise 3dpd so when I came across and investigated Airi one day I just kind of fell into watching her (and only her) ever since.

>>78336070
The old let's play kind of vtuber, it was Kizuna Ai /v/ threads.
The current vtuber streamers? Demolition D.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49KMMdKhL-A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEpaM4xJVD8
Fuck you, Demo

>>78336610
>still seething
kill yourself

>>78336616
>he thinks it's a rrat
Anon i...

>>78336070
Miko saying nigga? Maybe. I can't remember if that was before or after I started watching vtubers regularly. I know I watched some Kizuna Ai before that but she was just youtube videos, not streams, so I didn't watch her often. I don't remember how I found her either.

Jesus, Dizzy is making bank today

>>78336745
If I wanted to play You-gay-oh I would play with Nova.

>>78336730
>has worked
Nta but are you implying she hasn't at all, or that it's a bad thing? Because she said she used to be a Lead Engineer on a team in silicon valley programming the AI for self-driving cars, it's why she knows so much about the SF area as she had to live there for it.

>>78336671
She literally said it multiple times in multiple streams, discord/k/uck.

>>78336070
Early pandemic hololive clips. Always thought watching streamers was stupid and a waste of time. But the anime girl gimmick is all it took to get me. At the time remotely working for boomers also made me realize I hadn't heard the voice of a woman my own age in like 3 months, vtubers also fixed that

>be dizzy
>start stream
>do nothing
>get showered in supas
is that easy?

>>78336824
But runie is cuter

>>78336070
Fubuki singing scatman.
Than not long after I saw Korone stream Blasphemous and I was hooked.

>>78336610
>Rye facestreams now and she is ugly AF. Her graduation stream she did before fleshtubing was her stripping down to a cheap hawaiin grassy bikini and skirt. She has the body of a fridge. It was distasteful.
>woman is an awful slut who shits on men who want to fuck her to stroke ego
>is fat/ugly
Every single time without fail. It's always these ugly losers who are the meanest fucks alive.

>>78336070
Saw a bunch of cute Korone and Sakura Miko clips where they'd speak English and it was pretty entertaining. Over time I just kind of drifted to Phase Connect based on clips of Pippa.

>>78336569
I don't like it when girls cry, it makes me sad, I just want to hold them

>>78336854
Dizzy’s lovebugs are very gracious

Man, Dizzy's voice is pure sex.

>>78336861
I don't know about that, Nova is pretty damn cute and I'm a runatic.

>>78336070
The guy cooming with the facerig default avatar on /a/

>>78336087
Lumi, but her plan is to die early and leave her husband a heartbroken widower with kids

>>78336827
>he fell for the made up shiina jobs
Oh no

>>78336070
Kizuna Ai

>>78336900
Nova is second cutest, right?

>>78336817
Ever since she subtly begged for money in that one stream people have been throwing pennies and dimes at her and her tits!

>>78336070
Ko'one playing Doom 64

>>78336070
I thought clips of CDawg & Ironmouse interacting were cute. Only started consistently watching streams when I found Pippa though.

>>78336804
kirscheniggers lost
everyone in phase confirmed they had a wonderful time at offkai
the sabotage rrats you tried to push were proven to be lies
what is up with kirschestans acting like sargon who claims victories after he loses, like offkai told you fools no panels but she's allowed to be a guest and meet her fans if she buys a ticket and so she does exactly that and you treat it as it's some epic win XDDDD sticking it to the man when she did exactly what they told her to

>>78336070
My ex tagged me in the let's kill da ho clip, when I wanted to show it to my sister on youtube my feed got flooded with vtubers. Fast-forward 4 years and now I'm /here/

>>78336854
Dizzy and Airi both have communities that absolutely drown them in Supas for nothing.

>>78336727
They are 100% groomers. Rye is one of the groomest chuubas in the whole industry, after all.

>>78336610
IIRC she needs a car. The stream like right before joining idol was fleshtubing and introducing her patron talking about how desperate she is and how the vtubing thing is likely going away because it doesn't make as much

>>78336911
I've seriously lost track of all of the fake jobs. Everything from dishwashing to being a maid in a hotel.

>>78336979
post cutting scars, femanon

[Dizzy news]: she is learning chinsese

>>78337041
[Dizzy news]: she is learning chinsese because of a little white boy learned it
dizzy.......

Which phase girls are Taylor swift fans?

>>78337021
I liked the time she was a hand model, or a paid artist, or a car show model.

>>78336810
No the joke was that this is common

Why Does Dizzy have a gummi in her desktop?

>>78333051
I like your posts anon but FlaVRs are alright

>>78336885
Hey I mean her bodypics she took of herself looked way healthier years ago but that junk food and sedentary lifestyle caught up to her. I don't know if there's any fixing that face but you can see traces of a bad diet making her cheeks worse. She has a habit of ruining herself in many ways

>>78336906
This one is kind of cheating imo. Nobody knew what vtubers were at that time so it was just some guy showing off some cool tech. It would also mean my first vtuber was Floejisan (RIP) because he used to stream himself using the sandwich avatar all the time.

>>78336910
>tfw the only time (you)r daughter remembers (you) raising your voice at her is after she dared try on one of Lumi's old clothes because "your mom might need this one for Sunday"

>>78336911
I can believe that one because no one WANTS to be Lead Engineer. It's not only a job where you get credit for nothing when things go right and blamed for everything when things go wrong, but it's a job you only get because someone higher up forced you into the position.

>>78333192
Pippa loves wearing diapers too.

>>78336887
Yeah

>>78337111
Car mechanic was the best one

>>78336070
years ago someone posted ogey, other anon replied rrat. I found it harmless and funny and here I am.
also divegrass

>>78337124
If you look around her room there she has invader stuff.

Will watching Dizzy for 12 hours cure a bito?

>>78336070
Mirai Akari from like 7 or 8 years ago and thought it was interesting progression from kizuna ai to doing it live

>>78336911
Her resume confirmed her tech work

>>78337000
They are great girls, so they deserve it.

>>78337124
It’s a gumitchi and Dizzy was the one who created him

>>78336951
I was going to say equally cute... her model really is good.

>>78337025
Kirsche is fat. Just stop simping for that tub-o-lard
She sperged so bad when a capipi called her fat in a discord.
There's a reason her general is called >>/lard/
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

>>78337175
She never claimed to be a car mechanic. She said she can change her own oil and tires. Which anyone with two braincells can do.

Dizzy based take, noble savage is a garbage trope

>>78337275
She very much claimed she worked as a mechanic in a garage

>>78337262
so go seethe about her in your bait thread then, sister

I just got pissed kirschefags tried to recruit Capipis like they own us.

>>78337096
All of the ones who like normalfag music. It's wierd seeing people online twist themselves into pretzels trying to explain her popularity on how it must be a psyop or something, then in reality if you want to know what Taylor Swift is so successful. just look at other pop artists like Ice Spice. Taylor is one of the few pop artists parents can feel okay letting their tween kids watch. That alone is sufficient to explain her success.

Never underestimate the power of "Grandma is okay buying you a poster/tee shirt for your birthday".

Dizzy haet Boas

>>78337298
Wrong.

>>78336070
Kizuna Ai videos popped up on my youtube feed.

>>78337279
I don't expect hivecity chinkoids to know anything about the calmness and ferocity of the wild.

>>78337328
Wrongtons

Remember Tenma loves you and she missed you. [Tenma bunny stream soon LFG]

>>78337262
>There's a reason her general is called >>/lard/
Because a capipi created it, not even joking.

How do I quit my job and also have enough money to give to my oshi every week ($300)

>>78337257
>Equally
Acceptable answer

>>78333192
shes hot irl so she gets a pass

It's monday and both panko and my 2 view didn't post schedules or show signs of life, I'm phreaking out

>>78335371
Have you seen those femcel "documentaries" on youtube? Basically those women.

>>78337218
>implying people don't lie in their resumes
I'm not actually saying shiina did, I don't know enough to prove it or deny it. But a lot of people do

>>78337175
>Car mechanic
Just got reminded of my sister tightening a loose screw on some shit and all of a sudden thinking she should try to be an engineer

>>78337368
Don't, i still can't muster up the courage to get a job. It's been 8 months.

>>78337333
https://youtu.be/geJDGYv0duo
And Miko raft

>>78336087
Also has good taste in literature.

>>78337368
NFTs

>>78337347
Watch streams.

This a Nicole Wisteria stream at this point

I need my one piece spoilers, runatics

>>78337387
I only watch True Crime.

>>78337262
>She sperged so bad when a capipi called her fat in a discord.
got a clip? I want to laugh

>>78337371
She is cute not hot

>>78337428
No thanks I don't want to listen to a girl telling bullshit for 4 hours

>>78337434
But we're only halfway into the week since the last chapter, we won't know yet.

>>78337262
femanon post your breasts

>>78336070
I googled project Melody and she was streaming at the time, thought it was pretty cool and went down the vShojo/lig pipeline, dabbled in Holo, and then just went I started growing disillusioned/bored of vtubers I found myself/here/ and I haven't left since.

When jelly needs to pee I want my mouth to be her receptacle. I will accept all her warm summer lemonade in my naughty hot dog hole. Billions must try.

>>78337349
I mean her general is called /lard/ because she posted pics of body and face and she is fat.
Again Rye and Kirsche give zero fucks abouy OPSEC. This is not like Nyaruu who is a retarded klutz who self doxes during handcam streams. Rye and Kirsche are actual whores. Like if yo bitch bigger than Nyaru, then she fucking FAT and comparing Nyaruu to Kirsche is like comparing a dolphin to a whale. Pro tip: if you don't want body judgements, don't post body pics

>>78337350
tenma is dead already so she can't love me. they just trained an AI model to sound like her

>>78337478
ew no. the way she seethes, that femanon is probably fatter than kirsche

>>78337484
>panko isn't even the number 1 raccoon

>>78337457
logs but no clip,
just go to the kiwi splinter site and search kirsche fat her meltdown is somewhere in there

>>78337393
Her resume said "I worked at X position for X company during X timeframe" and it lines up with everything she said both intentionally and accidentally in the past including the company name. I mean if you think it's a long term lie planning for nearly a decade I can't magically convince you but it all lines up.