/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I shouldn't have baked for you guys

>>78250576
You really shouldn't have.

But in other news, I summoned so many fucking birds.

nyahallo

>>78250606
One a scale of 1 to storm crow, how many

>>78250646
1
None were as rad as storm crow.

Nice thread

>>78252673
thanks

great way to end a day with a 5 consecutive win to comeback from 4th place as last round dealer

>>78254036

Mhmmm...

Boring sunday.
Lack of streams.
Tiles won't be clacked.

>>78258101
Don't worry I'll go live in 12 hours

In the last 16 hours I think I played like 10h of jong... I am terrible, but I got addicted. Half the time I'm chasing some imaginary yaku that doesn't even exist, but I feel like it should. For now I realized that ponning (or poning?) is tricky if you're complete newbie like me. I'm trying to hold myself back from calling tiles, except if I can acquire yakuhai.
P.S. 5+20 in Bronze rooms is too damn quick for me...

SEX with MIKOANON

>>78259175
you'll get used to the timer pretty quickly and then you'll be playing 3+5 friendlies before you know it

This thread will die before Pippa gets to jong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rmeF_1D8Cg

>>78262112
why did she take a screenshot of whatever she opened the emote in and then try to remove the background when the emote is already transparent

>>78262289
because the emote is 240x240 she probably resized it and lost the transparency

>>78262289
It's called soul.

>>78262413
you can literally see the transparency indicator that she tried to cut out, it was still transparent until she took a screenshot instead of exporting

EU2 session IKZ

>>78263266
we need double shadowron 4ths

Sex with bakers

>>78259175
Only call if you are going for all simples, your seat wind, the round wind, or you have at least 3 pairs of 1289s very early and want to go for all triplets or you are very close (1 call away) to a mixed triple sequence. Otherwise keep your hand closes for now, its ok to pick a yaku you think you have a good chance for at the beginning and play towards it but the most important thing to do is finish the hand and riichi.

>>78264541
Call dragons too.

See shiny button?
Press shiny button!

>>78262289
Because she makes her thumbnails on her phone. She's talked about it before.

>>78264984
I can't recall, did she ever mention the program she uses?

>>78265438
Don't think so.

i watched the vod for my game, it was pretty funny

>>78266199
You dealt mental damage to everyone with those discards

BOO!

>>78268715
SEX with THIS ANON (PIPPA)

>>78268764
You stay away from my tight, unsullied anus!

>>78269271

>get drafted for dealer ex
>everyone is against you
m.. mahjong tanoshii

>>78270773
so you're on that team, mysterious /jong/poster?

>>78270773
>get drafted for /jong/
>everyone is against you but you're also losing

>>78271018
we're the comic relief ineffectual villain team

>>78270893
I am just a shadow, a fragment of your imagination.

To be honest I actually like mahjong

>>78273416

>>78273416

>spectating looper
>he's dama'ing in first

>>78273751

/jooooooooooong/ bump the thread

At this point I am not sure if I'm unlucky or if the game boosts your flow if you have chinese characters in your name. Or maybe I just suck.

>>78275835
why not all of the above

>>78276108
But my self-esteem, anon… I prefer to blame the chinese for stealing my flow.

I don't want to learn how to play for real, this is why I don't play ranked

>>78276173
the sooner you accept that every win was lucky and every loss was your fault the sooner you'll reach mahjong enlightenment

did you deal in with 3m in that wwyd you posted in /mjg/?

>>78264541
Half/full flush is fine too.

>>78278627

>>78278913
>even toimen was tenpai
could've fooled me

>>78278913
it was destined to be

>>78278913
so much for getting first eh

>>78278913
>6p was safe
I should be in jade

>>78250541
I might get 1 dora, I might get 2 dora, I might get 3 dora, I might get 4 dora, I might get 5 dora
Boom

>>78273751
Isn't that correct play?

>>78283417
depends on the bakyou

>>78264541
>or you are very close (1 call away) to a mixed triple sequence
Are you talking about this one (pic related)?
>its ok to pick a yaku you think you have a good chance for at the beginning and play towards it
Yeah... I kinda do that all the time. I make a plan and kinda mindlessly stick to it. Only situation when I figured out I can change my strategy is when I am going for 7 pairs and it's not working; I just start poning stuff and hope I can get toi toi.

>>78283090
What's going on big guy, you just ronned my wife.

>>78283958
Brother, I'm not gonna invite you into my friendly koko so I ron your wife into the shadow realm.

>>78282925
it was only nakasuji for kami, the most recent 9p was discarded before shimo riichi

>>78286180
it was one chance against the riichi after kami cut 3p and 3m looks pretty scary against kami pushing with no visible 45m and you holding 4 of 36m

>>78286599
thats true, but you also have to consider
>shimo has only one high pinzu discard
>shimo has low manzu discards
>kami has only outer discarded souzu
>3m is recently discarded
>3m is genbutsu against a riichi
I probably didn't notice the one chance anyways because of how recent the riichi was, how recent the 3p discard was and my lack of safe tiles that weren't adjacent to dora. I can further cope by saying that I was on a timer.

>>78287885
>shimo has low discarded manzu
kami*

>>78287885
>I can further cope by saying that I was on a timer.
yeah, timer plays a big role, I answered 6p in /mjg/ with 20 seconds, I don't know how long you had left when you got there, with infinite time I would eventually just choose 7s because it's ultimately not worth pushing 3m or 6m for tenpai to me

>>78283958
Can't win if you don't play, you know

>>78286599
How do you guys get good at spotting which tiles are one chance? I can't realiably pay attention in real time games

>>78289016
I think it just comes with experience, if you want to be a nigger about it in ranked you can just burn your full 5 seconds every turn on looking at stuff

Thread death approaches

>>78291523
you know what else approaches? the day I rape you

>>78291610

>>78291610
>Sheepy has entered his male vtuber sexpest arc and has chosen Mikoanon

>>78291882
They grow up so fast

Mikoanon is asking for it

>>78292133
>Sheepy has entered the abuse phase of his sexpest arc
Slow down, man. It's not a race.

How long has Khubie been a /UOH/?
Her VRoid model is very misleading.

SEX with MIKOANON (collab with PIPPA)

https://www.twitch.tv/kiasnassa
snake ex wife is on jonging

>>78292858
>overlapping with league
She hate us

>>78292963
We are not playing.

>>78293003
so?

>>78292963
>ended before the games started
she loves us

>>78293118
https://www.twitch.tv/tifalosa?referrer=raid
raided this girl

>>78293118
she is a /jong/er

>sanma
shan't

>>78292365
she said in an art stream a few months ago that she wanted to be more cute & funny, so it's been a while.

So, is Pippa gonna jong or what?

>>78298912
I read on twitter she's going to masturbate on stream.
Of course she's going to jong.

FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT

why can't your Xenia play like that?

I fucking hate this game so fucking much.

>>78302237
that's a fake Xenia, ours is committed to being a lucklet

>>78302237
I don't know

I am Pippa’s son.

Condolences

RATE THE DORKPIRE
RATE THE FED ELF
RATE THE PITTIE
RATE THE PAFU
RATE THE CONTENT WARNING
RATE THE STREAM

>>78306419
Then where's my father's day card?

>>78308373
Show proof of sex having

>>78310920
my proof posted >>78306419

Matatabi is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ogi6GTb59s

>>78309962

Why did I end up on a team where my performance matters

>>78312541
why did I end up on a team where my performance doesn't matter

SEX with PIPPA after JONG

SEX with PIPPA during JONG

SEX with JONG during PIPPA

JONG with SEX during PIPPA

>>78313509
SEX with MIKOANON before JONG

NO SEX

YES SEX

SEX with ANON during PIPPA SEX

SEX with ANON cosplaying PIPPA

DISGUSTING

>>78313706
SEX with PIPPA while she's reading the thread and calling you disgusting for saying you would have SEX with PIPPA while also playing JONG, but it turns out that all the PIPPAS were just MIKOANONS in cosplay that PIPPA hired to trick us into having a GAY MAHJONG ORGY that she could MASTURBATE to.

I'm monkmaxing

I wish mikoanon was captain

>>78314093
captain has a cute voice, I wish he dressed up as mikoanon to cheer up the team...

>>78314119
captain made this post

>>78314093

>>78314205

>>78314119
I will regret not signing up if captain does this

>got curious about /jong/
>see gay sex ERP
Fuck this shit I'm going back I thought /mjg/ was just joking about the ERP

>>78314265
its not like this all the time

I visit /jong/ specifically for the ERP

I want to remind everyone that captain is "that" kind of liker.

can you go one thread without being gay

>>78314362
I blame Pippa.

happy pride month

>ceiling starts turning brown out of nowhere
>it's fucking mold
Pippa...

>>78314475
>white mass growing on the pickles that have been in my refrigerator for months now
Pippa...

You can't just blame everything on Pippa... I can blame her for jong replacing league though.

Thread pregnancy approaches

>>78314805
I will impregnate captain

why did I draft you motherfuckers

You didn't.

>>78315123
Because you hate me

>>78315123
Because you thought the best way to Mikoanon's heart was to draft a ragtag team of mahjong players and lead them to victory. You flew too close to the sun.

Was my captain the gay poster all along???
Did he draft me so he could groom me into his cute mahjong player?
I feel betrayed, I only wanted some friends to enjoy league...

leak the ERP logs

>>78308353
missed this stream what happened

>>78315897
Its not that interesting in the discord. Just scheduling games and coping about our losses and being hype about our wins.

>>78315897
it all happens in the thread, you're going to have to backread

>>78315991
The sexpest uses DMs.

>>78316037
I sexpested our captain and he has not responded

>>78316079
you have?

I'm posting the tweet longer

>>78316185
sorry that my dick was too small to be remembered, I forgot all likers are size queens

Holy shit I dodged a bullet not getting drafted into your pisscord

>>78316896
blame the furry for making us all use it

>>78316896
zoomers can't understand IRC

>>78317061
>>78317040
You were gay before the discord was made

shan't associate with people in khubie's discord

Izumi is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3wU_Y5mceE

>>78308353
Khubie cute, although a bit odd today, not sure if alcohol or trying to fit in, lot's of yelling, not great for recovering vocal cords.
the others are not quite my cup of tea, i don't really find them funny or interesting honestly.
they had fun
meh stream/10 ; they don't synergize super well imo

>>78316896
I had to mute the ERP channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18GLYyc0ARE
Neener.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEwg12S4Hec
Main pov.

I bonded my Miko because the last time I used her I got ryanpeikou, maybe she'll reverse my bad flow

there is nothing wrong with discord

He lied as easily as he breathed

Any bumpers?

I claim this general. This is now a Steve thread.

And that's it for this week's shiniki league.
Not a good day for Gradivus

>>78325102
>This is now a Steve thread.
yay

It's over...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN4-mWRkNwM
Mahjong with the inferior sword fighter.

Name a hand better than chiitoi. I'll wait.

>>78331075
tanyao

>>78331075
Ryanpeikou, the patrician's choice.

We need some images to clean the gay out of /here/

>>78331883
Yuri is okay.

>>78331979
They should do it again, but put the fry in her anus.

>>78331214
If you get a ryanpeikou while playing as Ryan you should get bonus points.

WWYD here? 2m? 2p?

>>78334155
isn't it just 8p?

>>78334464
That's what I ended up discarding but I felt really unconvinced after

>>78335641
every tile in your hand has some connection except the 8p and 4s so those should be your default choices. The 4s has 19 tiles to form a block candidate (23456s) while 8p only has 15 (6789p) and 9p gives you a penchan, which sucks. So you discard the 8p as it has the least utility.

>>78335641
the shapes are bad enough that I don't really want to cut a pair with chiitoi dora 2 being very possible since there's only 1 dora indicator left so using the dora is going to be difficult for anyone else, but I would still rather make a non chiitoi hand if possible so I'm not willing to make the manzu shapes any weaker or cut a middle tile, 8p really only lets you accept 89p since you have 5p to accept the 67p

>>78336132
>>78336280
Well reasoned, thanks.
>only 1 dora indicator left so using the dora is going to be difficult for anyone else
Regretfully overlooked this. I ended up drawing 2 more dora, but it was too late

I'm expecting your A game today.

GET OUTTA MY THREAD STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

>>78339844
>>78325102
Your fault for neglecting it.
I bump it, it's mine. Spoils to the victor.

>>78339091
You'll get a tired sub when our player grinches or maybe an AI (normal) if we're lucky

>>78339091
>/jong/ team
>expecting an A game from D class players

>>78340089
You should know, that newcomers must submit themselves to sex with all the anons here.

>>78340409
I'm here since day 1, but as I can't Musa post any longer, I'm now bringing you the crimson cringe.

Yatta!

>>78341495
congrats!

>>78341495
ganbatte~

>>78341521
>>78341532
Thanks! Now to actually read and figure out this https://repo.riichi.moe/guides/Free-2-Play-Guide.html and the rest of the yakuman that I didn't bother looking.

>>78342044
There are maybe half a dozen yaku you should know as an adept. And I have to say it again and again, while MJS is te most popular client, don't go hard on those f2p strategies etc. If you actually want characters or decorations, pay 5$ per month for the charm. F2P in mjs is 0.00000% worth it.

>>78342044
>Now to actually read and figure out this
tl;dr is dust greens and blues you get from ranked/events to buy up to 5 scrolls a month from the shop

>>78342044
My advice: throw that guide away and join the Protectors of Cat Kingdom.

>>78342160
>>78342197
>>78342406
Thanks for the info.
>the Protectors of Cat Kingdom
Could you elaborate please?

>>78342776
That's a title you get after 8000 vip points, 6 points are roughly a dollar.

>>78342776
>elaborate
Why it's only the finest class of Mahjong player around. The nobility of Mahjong Soul. With a fancy title and an animated riichi stick as your symbol of authority. You can bond most character in a day instead of months, and you'll even have more friends on your list than other players.

>>78342951
Oh, I see.
>>78342958
For a small price of a little bit over $1300. What a deal!
I think I'll just play for the sake of playing for now. When I get bored of it, I'll probably install Majsoul Plus

>>78340556

>>78343675
Just play the game and enjoy it, yeah. The amount of time you have to play for the 5 free tickets per month is insane, I really can't recommend it. Some guys play only with the cat and hag for years but if you want other characters, pay those 5 bucks if your country isn't totally fucked.

>>78343675
it's really not worth spending money unless you want the first few friend slot increases outside of the $5 a month charm if you're logging in every day, the cat has a great selection of emotes anyway

Is /jong/'s bigger than /mjg/'s?

>>78344112
no, it's small enough that women say it's cute

QB live but no jong today, only rune:
https://www.twitch.tv/khubie

>>78344112
judge for yourself

Table A stream
Anonymooose 33.6
Gomen Ronner 24
Terminal bottom -497
Dauntless last -969

https://www.twitch.tv/furitenman

>>78344370
>chuunis winning
TO, FIX IT

>>78344112
We are fewer but we have SOVL and GAY SEX ERP. We also have SEX with MIKOANON.

>>78345860
I just realized I misread your question. You can have GAY SEX ERP with jongers and find out.

here's how we can still beat the chuunis

we are cruising in not last

Your oshi's new model looks like soulless garbage.

>>78349186
I agree, but you're a few months late to notice

>>78349186
yeah... at least she personalized it, 2d doesn't make her pc lag as much as 3D so it's understandable for certain games.
i hope she keeps working on her 3d model

>>78349240
she only started streaming with it 2 weeks ago, and she just came back from hiatus

i thought pippa was jonging today
and i'm fucking working tomorrow

>>78352076
just quit

>>78344233
What happened to her voice? She sounds awful.

>>78352076
Monday, anon.

>>78352652
You keep looping this one

>>78352652
throat hurt since asmr and she kept streaming and screeching for weeks, she's finally seeing an actual doctor tomorrow...

thanks mortal

>>78353779
>no bakyou
was it greeding for the sanshoku upgrade for some reason instead of just taking the double riichi or was it enough for first dama?

>>78354071
I just had a massive lead so dama is probably the right play (although I do remember reading that you should keep going for points if it's still in East)

>>78353779
This mortal guy is a faggot and on my list, don't worry about it.

thread death approaches

>>78353058
I haven't been around for a while, so not me

>havent coded in several years
>got an email from an emulator about a feature implementation from at least 4/5 years ago
>they like the idea but want better implementation
I guess i should go finish it up instead of playing mahjong

Dofume jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

So. How do I get better at occult jong?

>>78366270
read fb1 a couple times and absorb the schizophrenia.

>>78366270
How occult do you want to go?

>>78366270
by getting better at regular mahjong so that you can read everyone else's hands and the wall better

>>78368005
>Kaavi died of cancer and we had to replace her with an android already

cute mahjong vampire
https://youtu.be/jCyEcD0JDM0

>>78368927
>yuzu develops super robo grip pussy with 8 adjustable pleasure settings envy

>>78369037
>(made up mahjong term)

>>78369037
>>78370690
lmao

>>78372630
bold words for someone in kidnapping distance

Throwing rocks at Kaavi

here you go hag lovers

>>78375681
Hag sex but boring. Hope she has a cool bond outfit

>>78376008
You can see the bond in the background.

>>78376079
oh, shame. not a fan, was hoping for something more in line with her occupation

>>78331075
no yaku

rescue bump

mahjong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfNCOlSEDS0

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME

>>78380099
just stop dealing in

>>78376772
her occupation is being my wife

all the image slots in /mjg/ are gone...

>>78375681
This seiyuu is the hag to end all hags, I don't know how you top this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1UJW_rk5E

at least post some cunny if you're going to use our image slots

>>78375681
>an alchemist
Fuck yes.

>thought I was done buying jade
>just when I thought I was out they pull me back in

how did it get to this point...

>didn't cut the dora and drew the backfire
stupid elf

Thanks for bumping. Are you tourists from /mjg/?

baggies are jong's greatest ally

>would have tsumo'd

>>78383511
greeding it for the tanki to get a mangan when she's down that far in s2 seems fine, I don't know why she cut it after that though

nice 4th acceptance

I almost have more ranked points than Elu!!!

>>78383973
why didn't she just pass and hope dealer was in tenpai for another try

>>78383994
not for long with this retarded lelouch

>>78384799
pink women are so hot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tasBfDaHyI

>>78385700
>adeptchad pink rabbit
sorry Pippa, you've been replaced

sheep rape

>>78388214

>>78388250
goodnight!

i got logged out of pokerchase and i can't remember my password
or even my email

>>78388383
figure it out and make a room

>poko right before I go to sleep
why can't you just wait until maint

>>78388424
yatta
remembered that i made it at someone elses house and password was nautrally based on a horrid picture they have on their wall

>>78388530
>why can't you just wait until maint
Is maintenance today?

>>78388624
no, I just don't usually see anyone talking about it outside of maint days

Is there a poko guide for the linguistically challenged?

>>78388814
I was making one for a friend, but I can't find it

>>78388901

>>78388814
there's a xenia pointing one for registering

>>78388961

>>78375681
Am hag lover. Hate this shit design and it feels like it doesn't fit mjs at all.

>>78389057
thank you, famous xenia-12.png

>realized assets aren't encrypted
based, but I think the emotes are corrupted

>>78389274
isn't there a phone version? just pull them from there

>>78389482
I found a newer fork of assetstudio that might work

do you guys actually want to try to get a game going?

>>78389827
I'm down

>>78389965
I'm getting a server error while trying to make a room.

>>78389965
672246

>>78390039
remake it so it's not friends only

>>78390113
I was making it without that and kept getting server error and then clicked that and it worked lmao.

652025

it's over

oops accidentally refreshed one sec

>>78389057
Shamiko!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LERj41zNhg

poor guy in my ranked game riichi then got ron'd 4 times in a row to shadowrealm by either dama or open hand ...