/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*sip* Ah...

IRyS

Maaaan. I wanna watch her CoD vod. But 30 minutes into the video I start getting dizzy and feel like throwing up. Life literally made me unable to watch fps game streams. Wat to do.

>>78263758
Stop being a woman

>>78263758
Dont look at the screen unless its a cut scene or something funny happens

>>78263782
I can play fps games just fine but watching someone else play just makes me gag.

>>78264044
I'm just listening to it right now.

Soon!

>>78263758
Stop being a bitch

how do you think IRyS is celebrating fathers day?

>>78263758
play another game and just listen to her trying to save meat and rice

>>78268155
Is dadRyS in Japan? I thought he was in america for whatever reason.

>>78268591
It's assumed he's in the states. She rarely talks about him.

>>78268155
DDLG RP with (Me)

>>78266932
She needs to use the superior twintails a
glasses combo again

>>78268155
As her husband and father of her children, she took me out to eat

>>78268155
6am hash browns

Daddy's home!

>>78270245
that daddy? me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJUh7G-B8c

Irys and Flare are so cute together I can't even

I cast the cruellest spell, i cast your mom turns into an exact copy of IRyS, she still has all her memories and she's still your mom so she see you as nothing but her son on the next post ending in 1.

>>78273919
ME!

>>78274404
Fat fuck

Pork

>>78263782
To be fair to this anon, the default FOV IRyS had in COD was hilariously low. If I was the one playing I probably would have felt sick too and video games almost never make me feel that way. She had what felt like half a screen to look at and that probably fucked with her tunnel vision more than anything

cheeb cheeb

>>78275852

>>78273919
Dibs

>>78275969

>>78275446
Weird fucking cat.

>>78275852

>>78276132
That's my pet RyS

Debating whether I should sleep or not. It's probably better to just stay awake till after the MV and then go to sleep.

IRyS is on bed with her pacifier, stream the day after tomorrow. You

>>78276601

https://x.com/ruuna_070/status/1802251108636885063

femcrats get weird when theres no IRyS stream

>>78271360
>>78263455
???
What's the difference?

>>78279590
He just posted the same thing to bump not realizing what the OP was

>>78279693
kek

IRyS is the #1 member of Hololive

>>78281586

>>78281586
#1 in my heart as well

https://x.com/SanJapan/status/1802461213189722528 Even more cons

>>78283241

>>78283241
Another day without streams :(

>>78283241
Remember the Alamo!

>>78284420
Alright, what now

https://x.com/Faucet_Face/status/1802465938341601484

>>78284499

>>78283241
I wonder if she chooses to participate on all of these cons or if they ask for her
At this point she is the one in EN that has been in the most cons

>>78285160
She has already said this year she really wants to participate in as many events and cons as she can

>>78285213
She's graduating...

>>78285274
From being a shut-in all the time

>>78284499
This doesn't feel like IRyS at all. Also her tits are too big.

>>78285377
Your opinion isn't valid brit

>>78285213
yes, but I would assume the others also want to do meet and greets, but somehow She and sometimes Bae are the only ones participating in these events

>>78285377
You had me thinking they'd be bigger, that's just the size they'd be with nothing holding them back

>>78285487
Moom still doesn't,

>>78285487
A lot of the others outside of Advent are also people with anxiety or they're simply too busy right now to do them. I imagine they all get asked but Bae and IRyS are the ones that always jump at the chance the most.

>>78285160
>>78285487
nobody's forcing them to participate in these cons. Hence why Mumei has never done a single meet&greet with her fans yet. IRyS said multiple times that she loves meeting the IRyStocrats and gets more motivated in performances when she can see them in person

>>78285843
It's not that Mumei hates her fans or anything, it's that she's so deathly afraid of social interaction with strangers that she'd never want to do that sort of thing if it has a chance of her being awkward

>>78286034
and she hates her fans

>>78286071
Get your eyes checked, the post says mumei not kronii

>>78286034
If she loved her fans she would do it

>>78286118
They can both hate their fans

>>78286141
You're talking about a girl that goes out even less than IRyS when she's not forced to

>>78286034
I'm not a hooman so I don't really know nor care man. I was just proving my point

>>78286197
Kronii has participated in panels at cons before now (one this year).

>>78285377
Nah feels about right to me, unrestrained
At least it’s not a super un-immersing giganto-cock

>>78286304
You're replying to a fucking faggot. That sort of "gigantic cock" thing is right up their ally.

>>78286288
she also participated in something else that didn't involve her fans but I'd rather avoid a 3day

>>78284452
All done remembering. Now forget the Alamo.

>>78284420
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PdeHy_87OM

>>78283241
so are there any IRystocrats /here/ that'll take a shot at the M&G for this?

I'm gonna go if they don't announce something closer soon

>>78287389
Do we even have Texans here? They'll all be BaeRyS fags trying for it.

>>78287389
Not me, I'm trying to save money to go to fes next year

>>78287389
Of course! It would be a shorter flight than last time.

I lived in San Antonio for a bit, nice city. Easy to get around in. I doubt I'll be able to make it cuz of FUCKING COLLEGE

>>78287635
Hah dumb zoomer

>>78287635

>>78283241
Is "the paradise" like a mega ultra fuckoff version of paradise?

>>78288738
No it was the town that was wiped off the map because of wildfires + PG&E

>>78284499
Someone leak the wip please?

>>78289267
Faucet has new washer, no leaks.

Airisu?

>>78289400
Soon

>>78284499

Damn just remembered i'll have to hear Kronii and Bae..

>>78290763
hold strong for one hour

>>78289400
not for you, it's english day
sorry dark elf

>>78290763
Are you lost sapling? the /#/ thread is that way

>>78290763
The things that I have to do for my WifeRyS…

>>78290763
I really hope this doesn't drag. I haven't slept.

>>78292556
It's one hour

Who's ready to see retards spam shit about Sana when the MV inevitably has a scene with the night sky?

>>78292682
I won't see because I don't read chat

>>78292556
I mean they have their premiere an hour later. It will probably be very short.

My HiRyS, it's IRyS alarm just went off... it must be almost time.

>>78292682
they are already spamming her before the MV even releases

How much is the Britranny going to seethe about this collab?

>>78292790
No....

>>78292682
So I should send an akasupa saying it's a lot of bread?

>>78292959
Send one saying it's a lot of bred, in reference to what I did to Promise

>>78292953
Come back when there's new fuckable Cheebs.

IRySoPlush is my wife

Pyon

IRyS is very loud, you guys should be happy

Audio levels are terrible. Get yo shit together, Kronster.

We can legally pyon again :)

she wants to be a unicorn...

>unicorn
I love you too, IRyS.

AHHH I CAN'T SEE HER

pyonRyS my erotic

Not having multiple POVs really ruins this

kronii is so loud holy

What in the fuck i happening?

>plays party animal
>one pov

are these bitches serious?

>>78293793
Shooting bombs at eachother with a catapult, they're also shooting themselves over to sabatoge the other team

>>78293804
At least we're getting a nice view of Kronii…

>1 hour collab
>1 pov
Really funny Promise

>>78293869
Wrong thread, kronie.

So, it's basically Fall Guys's retarded little brother?

Why did they choose the mode where they work in teams for a stream with only POV, that's the real question

>>78294057
Anon, your sarcasm reps...

>>78294046
10 bucks management is forcing them to end early because of the male failures.

>>78294046
It's okay we'll get a Runescape POV and she will wake up early

>>78294142
retardchama...

>>78294142
They haven't had an overlap rule in ages retard

Sounds like they're having fun over there

>>78294205
>>78294272
Individual streams sure but there's no reason for a collab like this to only go for 1 hour.

>>78294142
>check the HoloEN twitter
>they're promoting non-Hololive members
Interesting.

>>78294323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U
retardchama...

>>78294330
>0 tweets about Gura
I'm surprised they even tweeted about Promise today

>>78294330
Are you just being retarded on purpose, the account is Holopro not Hololive EN

>>78294142
You have a point actually. Usually these are done at 11AM JST with the Reveals being at 12PM JST

>>78294330
They'll 100% bury the tweet about the MV under a bunch of homo promotion.

>>78294467
More like Homopro.

s-s-stuff it in

>>78294467
the account is holoLIVE_en not holoPRO_en

>>78294467
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN
Holopro was shut down because nobody wants to hear about the homos.

>>78294431
He brings up a good point. Most EN notable events are 11 PM or midnight EST with a hype stream at 10 or 11 PM but this one is one hour earlier for no apparent reason. I can't even remember the last time we had a 10 PM drop

>>78294621
Maybe you should check the title retard, they made it Holopro a long ass time ago. I'm not a sister but I don't act surprised that the account ran by one shills them so much

>>78294709
yeah because no one cares about holopro so they tried to force it on everyone

>>78294669
Somebody needs to tell them that so I can follow the account with reading bullshit again.

As it stands I had to unfollow. I don't want notifications for crap I'm not interested in or my feed being trashed.

>random homo seethe out of absolutely nowhere

>>78294046
>but it's ok when flare does it!

It's so dead tonight

>>78294825
Welcome to /HiRyS/

>>78294860
Nobody can see the action

>>78294860
Everyone is watching the stream

>>78294825
Please understand they hate them so much that they need to talk about them whenever possible.

>>78294859
When did we have a 1 hour Flare collab with 1 POV?

hOW DOES IRyS MANAGE TO SUCK IN GAMEPLAY SO MUCH IN COLLABS??
I FUCKING LOVE THIS
ABSOLUTE KINO

just popped in, I totally didn't expect kronii to be loud and unfunny at all

>>78295617
She keeps falling off all on her own

>>78295617
This is literally her first time ever playing it (didn't even do the tutorial like she just said)

>>78295702
I thought IRyS played this a little before in some collabs

>>78295671
That was so fucking funny, her trying to toss fauna and getting hit with karma had me in tears
>>78295702
>not doing the tutorial
I love this dummy so much it's unreal

Anybody hear Bae say tutorials are for niggers? But she stopped at nig-

>>78295784
She said noobs

>>78295114
Sploon.

>>78295784
Woah buddy, you can't say that word.
Janny's going to ban ya.

>>78295784
I can't even hear Bae

>>78295892
Shut up fagoot

>>78295784
I heard "neet".

>>78295914
Good

>gets punched to death

IRyS...

Why is IRyS so quiet today?

REST IN PIECES MOOMEI

>>78296105
Only 15 minutes left

>>78296132
She's still alive.

>>78296105
it's a collab

Fauna is menhara...

>>78296105
she's in the same stream as the bitch who disrespected her on that april fools stream

>gotta redirect
Fuck management.

>>78296232
Let it go.

IRyS NO DON'T LOSE
START SWINGING, YOU'RE A SCRAPPER!!

>>78296252
I mean they can always just do a guerilla collab after if they really wanted to.

>>78296360
lol

>Not even an hour collab even without the delay
WHY EVEN BOTHER

>>78296338
Let it go all over Elsa. Am I right?

>>78296360
They can but I'm not holding my breath due to obvious reasons.

>>78296436
So true king

>>78296448
nobody asked

I love how this inevitably ends up with Fauna and IRyS beating up each other, and Mumei and Kronii trying to toss each other over.

Poin

>>78296507
Wrong thread, sister.

GO IRyS GOOO

She jumped off again...

IRySoSuicidal

>commits suicide
Dumb wife

>IRyS jobbed herself...
Why are you like this IRyS?

mumei died of cringe

>>78296654
Can't say I blame her

IRyS…

>returns Terminator stylr

>>I WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
>slips to a banana peel
MY FUCKING SIDES

SHE LIVES

Can't help but imagine how much better promise would be without kronii, she's so out of place

Terminator watchalong tomorrow!

HOLY KINO

>>78296809
Kronii's not Bae

Kino.
I haven't been in tears in ages.

>>78296809
She's got some issue with Fauna

They should play this more often.

One of the better collab streams ever and its already almost over, FUCK

>>78296921
They should do anything together more often

>supposed to shill their song
>just beating each other up
I love these girls

>>78296937
The bar for that wasn't exactly very high to be fair

>>78296971
They should masturbate together on stream

>>78296937
lmao

I want to very touching LoliRyS

This shit was funny as fuck.

suffering is over, I just hope we don't lose another stream tomorrow

There's 0 reason why she can't do an actual stream today

Kino

what the fuck is that thumbnail? where is the jojo one?

>>78297256
She had less sleep than usual (or no sleep, if you're me)

>>78297256

>>78297256
>probably slept 3 hours today just to wake up for this
Yeah there is

Elden Ring in 1 hour

>>78297243
shut the fuck up schizo

>>78297256
I think today’s gonna count as a stream day

>Hololive english
>Sings in English
WOAH

Bae looks like Naruto

>>78297584
I think they're singing in ESL

IRyS frieren reference

Damn, they just killed that tako for just having a home

She's Frieren

Kino

holy fuck this is cute

IRyS is getting a lot of great scenes.

the HEROES of Mexicantown

>>78297907
Well yeah she's the MC of Promise

Christ this was MONEY

>>78297907
as she should, she's the heart of promise

Well the mv was good at least.

SOVL

I loved it

So powerfull

>>78298120
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

>jojo reference
>frieren reference(s)
what else

Animation was cute, but the song didn't really grab me.

very cute MV, song is meh

It was ok, not worth cutting off the best collab in a while. The collab should have taken place after the MV.

Cute but it's obvious that the MV had way more effort put into it compared to the song itself. Also fuck management.

Promise collabs are always good.

She misses me

>>78298120
Why does she hate takos so much?

>>78298266
and with multiple POVs

>>78298203
I liked the beginning part where it sounded like a fantasy song and IRyS was singing but it veered off fast

>>78298185
>locked up in succucheebs dungeon
No...

>>78298203
It's too anime. It's fine but not something I'd listen to and doesn't really showcase IRyS' singing much.

>>78298194
Shining finger or something.

>>78298185
I'm still in the secret ending dimension.

should I watch the first half of the collab I missed

KNEE HEAL

>>78298522
Yeah, it was a fun collab.

>>78298522
Yea

>>78298522
I wouldn't bother. You're not missing much. It's short of you want to though.

Why did Kay Yu make IRyS a whore in the tavern

>>78298565
Fauna my pp hurts, please heal it with IRyS (you have to use your tongues)

Kinda weird how they went from gods to adventurers, interesting anime idea that's probably already done to death

>>78298678
that guy at the table? me

>>78298881
Holo live

song wise, it's plain desu. Singing prowess between members are way too big to make a decent enough song to accommodate all of them. Too easy and it'll waste IRyS' talent, too hard it'll kill Kronii and Fauna
MV was really good, only thing I have a problem with it is they simplify IRyS' outfit too much, it lost all the detail, basically just a white dress and a big ribbon

Where is my obligatory Sana cameo in the MV?

>>78298985
I wanna FUCK the wise wolf

>>78299019
Dude did you miss the shot of Mumei looking at the night sky?

>>78299008
Pretty much this yeah, also you gotta relisten to it again if you were at the premiere youtube destroys audio quality for those.

>>78299019
You look for it, I'm too busy taking pics of my wife

>>78299019
she quit she doesn't deserve it

>>78299008
It's a bad song, because it's poorly written and recorded
If Advent can make a good song with only one good singer then Promise can do it too, the song's just not good

>>78299178
I need to relisten to it, youtube premieres always make the mix sound horrible. The video is definitely good though.

Mermaid

>>78299302
It's not an audio quality issue, it's poorly made

>>78299310
Ruined the MV for me

>>78299019
>kronii is time
>space and time are the same thing
Kronii is a Sana reference

BaquaRyS

>>78298985
>>78299088
>always wonder why this shit had people clamoring it's the best thing since sliced bread
>turns out the bitch is a furry in disguise
Furries need to burn.

>>78299374
It's very well made it's just generic. IRyS has better music than that. It's no Berserk.

>>78299310
sexo

Today is a good day for Promise lover.

>>78299488
>Berserk
who from promise would be who from berserk

>>78299488
No it's terribly made, the vocals sound fucking awful, I don't know if it's a recording or mixing issue but it's a disaster
This song could be bumped up to average if they did it live and it sounded right, this version is awful

>>78294508
Correction: the cretins didn't even fucking tweet about the MV.

>>78299178
haven't listened to Advent's song but their singing ability is different from Promise. They have decent singers and bad singers but the margin between them and the range between the best/worst aren't as big as Promise. Promise has the best and arguably the worst of EN. Of course if they try hard enough with the writing and mixing, it can be done but it'd be pretty hard

>>78299674
They did, but not when it premiered.

>>78299676
This. Biboo and FuwaMoco are comparably bad and Shiori can be relegated to reading her lyrics
No one in Promise is close to the next girl up the singing pecking order

>>78299460
It's just a fun romance story with a healthy heaping of medieval economics, anon. I'm liking the anime so far.

>>78299676
The worst singer in EN is Shiori, by far
There's only one good singer in Advent

>>78299818
That was almost 2 days ago.

The brownoid sisters are out in force.

>>78299569
Yeah me

>>78299931
I didn't expect them to shill advent today of all times but I always forget they have no self awareness

>>78299991
Fauna looks like she's wearing a push up bra to make her tits seem bigger

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK BERSERKER

>>78299178
Advent didn't make anything, just like Promise also didn't make anything. If you want to criticize someone it's the people who worked on the song and, as always, Cover for just accepting it.

>>78300340
Yes I meant record, obviously you can infer that

But now... Now it ChibRyS time!

>>78300474

I'm gonna do something silly

Mori's EN Jackbox collab is at 10 AM, IRyS could be there

>>78300525
Get disappeared

>>78300529
to what occasion do we owe losing another stream

>>78300529
I doubt it. No tweet, nothing. Crickets.

I'm going to sleep.

>>78299991
There is one frame that makes Bae looks like she is pregnant.

>>78300529
That isn't for another day and a half.

>>78300687
yeah with me

>>78300760
Go to sleep IRyS

>>78295828
>>78295892
>>78295914
>>78295961
She clearly says "nig-"
https://youtu.be/_5lTJ1GyUjo?t=1949

Here

>>78300812
It'd be funny, but she doesn't

>>78300812
This is the closest a HoloEN member has come to saying nigger

>>78300867
No more coping, it's a "g" sound

>>78300687
>>78300760
https://litter.catbox.moe/v780th.jpg
https://litter.catbox.moe/t3y1i3.jpg

>>78300895
who is mori
who is kiara

I'm just gonna say it. I don't like this overly cutesie direction her character is going in. The MV portrays as as the goofy bimbo character like Aqua from Konosuba. Everything about Project Hope screams that IRyS was supposed to be a slightly Chuuni serious Diva chaarcter, but shes been flanderized by artists into generic Holo moeblob #33

>>78300633
I meant in about 2 days, not tomorrow

>>78300895
Kiara has said it multiple times and IRyS said Arnold Schwarzenigger

>>78300964
Hopefully she gives a heads up then.

I want a solo stream though.

>>78300934
>The MV portrays as as the goofy bimbo character like Aqua from Konosuba
That's what she is

>>78300934
You mean exactly like how IRyS acts on stream and how she wants everyone to perceive her?

>>78301006
That's literally his name

>>78300934
do you even watch her?

>>78300934
IRyS is literally a cutesy moeblob

>>78300934
>Omega is still pissed

>>78301078
No, his name is Schwarzenegger.

>>78300934
>Holo moeblob #33
IRyS would kill a village to have this

>>78300934
shut up omega, nobody liked your shit

IRyS is literally the one who acts smug because she has a plan but then that plan immediately backfires and she's screaming for everyone else to save her

IRyS is not an anime character

>>78301078
>>78301151
When I was a kid and too young to see his movies I assumed he was black based entirely upon how my dad said his last name.

>>78301199
Literally Aqua from Konosuba

IRyS is my wife though

>>78301235
proof?

IRyS is real

>>78300934
IRyS is literally the embodiment of Moe. watching how much of a dumdum she is and how cute she acts when she's frustrated makes you absolutely devoted to her and want to protect her

>the song is 4 minutes
HUH? It felt like a minute and a half.

HiRyS! It's MelonRyS!

>>78301570
there's more of it after the credits slapped in the middle of the song

>>78301570
wait what

>>78301605
WHAAAAAAT?!

>>78301570
It kept crashing for me, had to refresh a few times. Felt like 30 seconds for me.

>>78301570
did you close the MV after the credits rolled?

>>78301676
I saw the whole thing.

>>78301633
lmao

>>78301727
you have dementia then

>>78301199
I need an IRyS edit for this

>>78301793
there's a cheeb one

>>78300820
Kronii definitely has downward pointing nipples, Fauna has topedo tits when she takes out the top, IRyS, Bae and Mumei have more regular looking boobas.

>>78301570
slow song and breaks for the animation. 20s intro, 15s mid credit, 30s outro

>>78301834
kronii has breast reduction surgery

>>78301793

>>78301903
Too lazy to stitch them together

>>78301834
Fauna's using a push up bra to make them look bigger

>>78300934
This nigga delulu.

>>78301944
Thank you much love

>>78301956
Kronii please.

>>78300934
???

anyone who uses the word moeblob unironically is probably not deserving of being taken seriously

Man I Love Promise
MILP

>>78300934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RymM349kBG4

>>78300934
Must be a Kronie

Promise is the best!

anyway here is some loli booty to distract you

>>78302908
Ants are the worst.

>>78302932
So anyway... milk my wonderballs.

>>78302932
Thanks!

>>78302932
I will eat my daughters asshole

>>78302932

IRyS usage is mandatory…

>>78303392
>no 7
/HiRyS/ is bad civ...

>>78303510
>rule 5

>>78303612
NO...

>>78303510
I just did the Christmas interlude, altera is a cute

>>78303726
She is!

I have plenty of TimeRyS today. I am happy.

LIEN should draw promise ragdoll cheebs in honor of todays collab.

I'm the coolest here, you all SUCK!

>>78304010
cheeb is already a ragdoll

>>78304131
My ragdoll

>>78304346
Surely they'll bring Miiverse back with the next system especially now that they ditched twitter support.

>>78304617
Why does this feel cropped?

I just realized the beginning of the collab was a literal race war...

>>78304672
He removed Kiara

>>78304346
What happened that people are spamming this Miiverse thing today?

>>78305030
Elon removed being able to see likes on twitter, people started commenting when they like something, someone posted the miiverse Yeah, everyone made "Yeah" OCs to comment with instead

Lien, draw promise cheebs tasered.

>>78305551
Something about this artstyle makes it super obvious the artist draws mainly porn

>>78305551
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>78305768
The only times I've seen him draw porn was for commissioned IRyS work