/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,370,281.13.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 43):
>Okayu :: $171,865.19 [332.91% over Avg]
>IRyS :: $87,455.09 [135.71% over Avg]
>Lui :: $63,025.49 [160.53% over Avg]
>Hololive :: $62,442.01 [75.12% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $43,482.29 [66.24% over Avg]
>Ayamy :: $33,953.56 [74.29% over Avg]
>Korone :: $27,680.13 [70.58% over Avg]
>Iofi :: $25,269.67 [76.02% over Avg]
>Polka :: $23,295.78 [75.26% over Avg]
>Luna :: $22,976.60 [70.47% over Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 54):
>Marine :: -$174,538.11 [54.78% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$40,605.98 [4.97% over Avg]
>Astel :: -$28,538.11 [95.32% under Avg]
>Kanaeru :: -$25,963.26 [34.16% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$23,557.08 [74.08% under Avg]
>Hajime :: -$23,372.74 [35.76% under Avg]
>Koseki :: -$19,662.85 [43.65% under Avg]
>Gura :: -$18,911.72 [30.38% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$18,606.33 [19.15% under Avg]
>Hakka :: -$17,910.21 [28.37% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 36.63%
>AZKi :: 21.23%
>Suisei :: 12.52%
>Aqua :: 10.59%
>Astel :: 9.17%
>Kanata :: 8.11%
>Subaru :: 7.78%
>Kanaeru :: 7.49%
>Noel :: 6.95%
>Miko :: 6.48%

Overall Average Adjustment is $1,891.29
Average Upward Adjustment is $17,374.40
Average Downward Adjustment is -$10,437.86

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Ayamy, Civia, Goldbullet, Nabi, Rushia
Today's adjustments set an all-time low record for Hajime

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>78256470
oh dear, I should proompt a newer one

WAO!
SPECIAL 0% KOYOLABO SALE!
koyo is on suitokos radio show!
https://radiko.jp/#!/live/JOAK-FM
she also did a short singing stream just now!
https://youtu.be/r6oiXngIkM0
today too is the best day to buy koyolabo!
-koyolabo

>>78256816
thanks for the update!

new aqua original!
https://youtu.be/LydxNm0P0RA

https://files.catbox.moe/ag6vj0.m4a
suikoyo radio archive!
and now its recharge time, keep the bank safe!

>>78256816
thanks for the review!

beeg AZKi crash.
We will recover!

Going out for a couple hours, wont be able to bump

>>78266495
it's so over.

>>78266495

>>78267327
It's only just begun.

>>78261753
seiso marketing!

last call for todays purchases!-koyolabo

Great day to buy Koyolabo!

I will be selling all my koyolabo!

>>78275104

>joshus when you sell koyolabo

>>78276476
AHHH

mayo

>>78273296
I was out longer than expected and missed funds...

>>78280944

die

Azki in todays holoanime is cute

Goodnight anons

bump

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U new Promise unit song in 2 minutes

>>78297250
nice!

it's my money and I need it now

Nasfa/ck/ Seiso News:

I am having Froot Loops with strawberries for dinner.

>>78301523
AHHH DONT KICK AZKI!

>>78301523
invest in instant ramen

>>78302093
I do have some. Even breakfast instant ramen.
It's just been really hot in my room that I needed some cool.

>>78302230
>he doesn't eat hot soup in the heat
raughs in spic

>>78302230
tell me more about this breakfast instant ramen? my usual breakfast is coffee and a banana but that sounds interesting

>>78303021
It's like this

>>78293171
good night motherfucker
>>78301523
but that's breakfast*
*why does this country think sugary styrofoam is breakfast...
>>78304153
we need to go back

Mel is now over 100k

>>78304153
>israel
https://www.nissinfoods.com/product/cup-noodles-limited/cup-noodles-breakfast/
what the fuck koyori

>>78304153
I think if it was just eggs and sausage it would be fine but syrup and pancake sounds weird. I would eat it separately though if given the chance
pretty sure japan eats cold noodles for breakfest

I looked up Godzilla Ramen and I now regret it.

>>78305191
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>78305191
teamate...

posting god tier instant ramen

I forgor about Aqua's new outfit reveal.

Coming up on Iroha's Birthday and Gura's Birthday!
I have not seen any 3D announcements for Iroha (unless she did and I just missed it).
Gura has a 3D Live scheduled so that one for sure can see a big hit in the market.

And yea some homo ones in there I guess.

bros I don't watch vtubers anymore but wanting to keep the thread alive. What do?

>>78321123
buy koyolabo!

>>78322653
look at her go!

>>78313760
cute

>>78321123
help bump when you feel like it! or find a new vtuber to watch

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,242,949.46.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 28):
>Suisei :: $145,309.51 [222.28% over Avg]
>Noel :: $51,972.43 [92.22% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $47,706.53 [65.04% over Avg]
>Shinri :: $40,307.50 [238.58% over Avg]
>Mumei :: $30,769.14 [34.55% under Avg]
>Hajime :: $21,362.04 [22.96% over Avg]
>Mio :: $20,726.84 [10.95% over Avg]
>Botan :: $17,528.61 [3.69% over Avg]
>Nachoneko :: $14,605.94 [9.78% over Avg]
>Gura :: $14,032.09 [10.24% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 69):
>Okayu :: -$214,924.40 [36.52% under Avg]
>IRyS :: -$117,365.54 [66.03% under Avg]
>Lui :: -$84,808.40 [67.40% under Avg]
>Ayamy :: -$59,034.04 [23.13% over Avg]
>Kiara :: -$54,604.77 [51.12% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$54,247.63 [24.12% over Avg]
>Polka :: -$41,425.09 [2.06% under Avg]
>Pekora :: -$41,368.19 [3.98% over Avg]
>Ui :: -$30,347.56 [11.58% under Avg]
>Fubuki :: -$27,699.99 [21.37% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Marine :: 25.56%
>Lui :: 16.29%
>Aqua :: 8.74%
>Baelz :: 8.13%
>AZKi :: 6.80%
>Kanata :: 6.78%
>Okayu :: 6.26%
>Kanaeru :: 5.68%
>Calliope :: 5.42%
>La+ :: 5.36%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$7,221.60
Average Upward Adjustment is $16,905.33
Average Downward Adjustment is -$17,012.23

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Goldbullet, Nabi, Rushia, Shinri.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and welcome to Monday.

>>78321123
uh, is that you dancer?

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

>>78318699
Bijou Howard...

Never fear, the Seiso Market Update is here!

>Suisei - Climbs up once again. Sell some, and then buy more.
>Noel - She's used giving everyone a rise, now she decided to rise in the market. Sell if you have some to spare.
>Shinri - SELL.
>Mumei - I dont think I would sell at this point. She has proven that we can go higher.
>Mio - She's been climbing up recently, but I'm not sure if she will have her return stream any time soon. I would Sell some, but leave plenty for when she comes back.
>Subaru - She's not used to being this high, so expect a drop back to her avg.
>Mel - Is now over 100k~
>Beebs - Yeah, I would sell. Don't over sell.
>Ayamy - Looks to be heading down now.

BUY
>Bae - When she's this cheap, yes.
>Lui - At this point, just buy her when she's under 20k. This is good, be ready to wait.
>Marine - Marine.
>AZKi - Like Marine, only smaller.
>IRyS - u'know, for a music coin, she is very slow. But, it's cheap.
>Gura - It's high, but her birthday is coming up soon.
>Astel - Had a big dip so I'm sure it will recover.
>Rikka - Is he a music coin? IDK. But he has some of the craziest spikes for a homo.

Thats it. I'm waaaay too tired this Monday morning to continue.
Reply with corrections and if I missed something.
Like, Comment, and Stay Seiso amigos!

>>78330148
Correction on beebs.
Dont sell, buy.
Man, I'm sooo out of if today.

>>78328162
>>78330148
thanks for the reviews!

Iroha will have her birthday countdown soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBBQ5zvJ0Rs

>>78326516
I've found the motivation to read anime and watch manga again. Strimms are nice and all, but they get repetitive after a while

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>78332248
This is too much sex!

>>78330148
Iroha does have a concert lined up.
I guess I missed the announcement before.

>>78332248
shawn micheals looking ass

>>78332248
This is amazing, A+

>>78330148
SMU!

>>78338125
all compliments due to the CAW crew for LotB - all I did was order what we ate last time and ask for it to be marine-d for the entrance. and pick her out of a lineup. I chose the one I did because it's the closest to being oversized like maririn's

>>78340558
Honk lookin' like he was hitting the gym this time.

Looks like a day to buy some funds, hold some, but sell most of them.

>>78342330
j-just not Koyolabo.
Koyolabo is a sleeping giant.
It will be at the top one day belieb.

>>78344035

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

Morning smoke break with Raden

https://www.youtube.com/live/ei5hgdeAgzc

>>78346009
damn i thought i heard she gave that habit up

>>78346721
she only smokes after sex now (with me!)

>>78349508
This is my new favorite joshu! I want to make a deal with him and become a magical girl!

>>78351953
"Do you want to be a Koyolabo Investor?"
or
"Do you want to open up a Mutual Fund?"

>>78352160
Hmmmmmm.. this gives me an idea.

https://youtu.be/UMXXCqxglSQ
news you can trust! konkoyo!

>>78352160
>>78352216

>>78354784
alternate version can't decide which i like more

>>78354784
>>78355120
These are great

>>78355120
>>78354784
which coin will make your fund shine?

how do you guys avoid a midlife crisis moment? I'm 5 years away from my wizardry years, still a minimum wage slave but I've been saving to go back to uni and take computer engineering as my second course. I want to learn about computer schnozz but have no motivation to do it on my own. I don't have the money for uni either and I am paying for my mom's anti-seizue medications. I feel left out with my acquaintances who have already achieved their peak at the same age as I am and I want to believe I'm just a late bloomer but, damn its hard. I still have no idea where to go on with my life. What do?

>>78361404
I didn't hit my stride until 30, you're overthinking it and probably have anxiety and depression, do what you have to do to better your life OR find happiness where you are (easier said than done). If you want to do computer engineering do computer engineering, but if you're just doing it because someone said 'learn to code lol' then find something you actually like, trade school is fine and trades are always in need ignore the tech bros jerking off about robots stealing jobs.

>>78361404
Join the club, and everything the Polka smoking a cigarette outside the konbini said is true. As for your friends who've already peaked - the grass is always greener. I was surprised to find out that some of the bros I grew up with that are now doctors, surgeons even, actually told me that they envy ME. Because I am "free". Make of that what you will.
Uni is overrated, and I'd almost talk you out of computer engineering. Get some certificates and look for network/server/sys admin type jobs. Maybe think about the kind of ITmonkey job you'd be OK with, and then look at the required certifications. Cybersecurity is paying more than you'd expect and that's a field that's almost entirely certification based. The computer engineering niggers get outsourced or replaced by work visa pajeets. But they will always need someone LOCAL to physically handle their shit.

up

>>78361404
avoid?
why would you want to avoid it!
from what i gather its called a crisis by others because people change drastically but if you change drastically because you are miserable and you are happier after is that not a good thing?
what does peak even mean?
if you are not happy search for happiness until you are!
good luck anon, sending good vibes!

>>78361404
The words I tend to live by is that everyone goes along at their own pace, I realised eventually comparing myself to others didn't achieve anything other than depression, its a hard barrier to overcome though. Having done computer science, agree with the other anon, Uni is overrated for it, if you live in a somewhat decent/large country. Night classes at a local community college if you must, but some certs is good enough to get into my place and most others and they only take a few months or less.
Sometimes a crisis can help reprioritise you, look into the motivation issues, is it depression? adhd? etc. I was a few years behind my peers but it eventually worked out, seems like most people dont truly have their shit together till into their 30s anyway

Goodnight anons

>>78367663
night!

>>78367663
good night motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0APrP8LdPc
mori 2.0 reveal

>>78371890
I ss'd at the perfect moment

>>78373724
>he sold?

>>78373812

mori where did you drop me off...and how does kronii somehow have deeper sounding vocals than the original song lmfao

Haachama FNAF NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EArIM-Tguis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htGu1q3lLpM
get in here Kronii is fucking singing Wonderwall over and over

>>78376045
nice clock

>baby
>you're gonna be the one that saves me
nobody can fucking save you...

meru...

>>78381951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWUvCepSLtI

if you missed kino

>week 38! gozaru birthday!! nearing 1.5 trillion! WAO! current value: $1,417,681,262,013.93 current price: $965,105.61 current volume: 1,435,681 last payout per share: $28,817.28 now too is the best time to buy koyolabo!
-koyolabo weekly investor report (ᐡ •͈ ·̫ •͈ ᐡ)ﾉ

>>78386004
Wao!

>>78256470
Finally. A stock I Cam get behind.

>>78256470
i'm just here to say this image is ridiculously hot

I'm having a very seiso morning today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSXk-CZKTHs

Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $2,060,993.33.

Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 18):
>Sora :: $96,672.15 [288.93% over Avg]
>Nerissa :: $19,721.49 [38.89% over Avg]
>Ina'nis :: $18,716.41 [30.26% over Avg]
>Kronii :: $11,051.05 [10.63% over Avg]
>Fauna :: $10,412.71 [17.31% over Avg]
>Syrios :: $8,587.79 [10.88% over Avg]
>Roberu :: $7,114.14 [80.76% over Avg]
>Ui :: $3,939.57 [7.72% under Avg]
>Shinri :: $3,591.92 [194.81% over Avg]
>Bettel :: $2,920.12 [34.43% under Avg]

Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 79):
>Suisei :: -$193,783.32 [54.03% under Avg]
>Ayamy :: -$120,777.96 [63.67% under Avg]
>Subaru :: -$53,412.55 [29.07% under Avg]
>Mumei :: -$41,961.86 [55.68% under Avg]
>Calliope :: -$37,993.17 [64.26% under Avg]
>Towa :: -$33,501.06 [75.62% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$32,506.61 [18.54% under Avg]
>Fuwamoco :: -$30,762.48 [26.00% under Avg]
>Noel :: -$30,148.86 [30.81% over Avg]
>Pekora :: -$29,693.09 [34.63% under Avg]

Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Suisei :: 27.72%
>Marine :: 19.69%
>AZKi :: 17.73%
>Calliope :: 17.05%
>Astel :: 13.09%
>Lui :: 10.90%
>Towa :: 9.91%
>Nene :: 7.82%
>Pekora :: 7.54%
>Aqua :: 7.46%

Overall Average Adjustment is -$9,099.12
Average Upward Adjustment is $10,348.08
Average Downward Adjustment is -$13,530.13

Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Nabi, Rushia, and Shinri.

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and SORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Azukichi...10k...
Seisobros I dont feel so good.

>>78399502
thanks for the review!
>>78399540
seisowari da...

>>78400061
call an ambulance

https://youtu.be/1nBI_1KOTaA
Nintendo direct!

Deploying un-seiso tactics to rally AZKi coin~

>>78402534
wao!

>>78399502
thanks for the review!

EN4 CONFIRMED IN 11 HOURS
BUCKLE UP BOIS IT'S IPO TIME

ah shit here we go again

>>78411337
Chama bondage sex!

Enacting the Emergency Unseiso Act now.

>>78411776
really no notice on this one huh

>>78419452
Pretty small Baqua if I'm being honest.

Excellent day to buy basically every fund

excellent day to burn down the stock market

>>78428257
ok, you first.

last call for todays purchases! -koyolabo

Fuck it, I'm killing myself. Solves literally every problem.

>>78431869
Go for a cops gun

>>78431869

so uh....yeah...
BUY MARINE.

>>78431869
You can't kill yourself before you meet your oshi and tell her how much she means to you! And after that you won't want to!

>>78431869
Hope you don't anon

>>78431869
Leaves a bit of a mess and lots of bills for your family.

>>78439241
d..deka...!

ohhhhhhhhhh I have to eat

>>78446898
Yeah my wedding

>>78446898
yeah my wedding!

>>78304153
This feels like a punishment game dare

Koyori would never!

>>78452543
delish

>>78448440
>>78451169
I made both of these posts.

Goodnight anons

>>78456875
WAIT NO DON'T SLEEP THERE'S NEW VTUBERS IN AN HOUR AND A QUARTER NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78456875
ANON WAKE UP
THEY HIT THE HOLOGON
TURN ON ANY CHANNEL IT DOESN'T MATTER

>>78456875
good night motherfucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3GiWDqoR3s HERE WE GO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7yNyhLOIa4

PETTANKO DOLL JOINTS ROBOT GIRL BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>78466739
kino

fast board!

BOARD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK WHERE IS MY IPO HONK

honklerr pls

Dead thread

when is the new IPO coming out saaars I need my Honkai Valkyries saars

>>78466739
I really hate how Cover managed to make better-looking Valkyrie designs than Mihoyo ever did with Honkai Impact Part 2. I am still seething about it

wao!

I'll try get the IPO for tomorrow, it needs work done before and after adjusts otherwise things break.
-trial dev

Morning Review may be late today due to circumstances outside of my control.
I'll try to get the data up later today.

>>78504902
ganbatte

ohhhhhhhhhhhh

We are flying today

>>78510693
wao!

>>78510693
New girls, new rrats, and whatever other god-forsaken stuff is happening on the catalog, I haven't looked

recharge time keep the office safe!

>>78514799
good night motherfucker

Why are there so many coins where the top 5 player on oshiboard has only double digit amount of them? Wtf?

So how do IPOs work?

Seiso Market Update
Keep in mind I'm doing this without the guide so I am bound to miss something edition.

>Gura - Is up! But I'm not fucking selling! (Birthday live soon)
>Iroha - de gozaru had a nice boost from her live. Expect her to get back to her avg soon.
>Holochannel - boost from the EN4 announcement???
>Marine - It is possible that we will get another pirate boom soon.
Ui - Looks to be losing steam.
Matsuri - is trying to recover, but it doesn't look good.

BUY
>Astel and Rikka - two homos who can rise. esp Rikka.
>Sora - this coin is so cheap right now it should be illegal.
>AZKi - I don't feel so good bros. But, I will keep buying.
>Calli - Always buy even if she's in the 30k area.
>Nene - when will you realize that Nene is the way to top?
>Gura - Very high in price, but her birthday can get this higher. Be careful.
>Towa - Yeah, Ok. I'll say it. BUY TOWA.
>Subaru - this coin likes to fluctuate, a lot. Looks to have hit around the bottom.

That's it.
New IPOs for the EN4 girls will lead to a rise so get in early and quick!
Stay hydrated, and STAY SEISO.

>>78520646
SMU my beloved but can we really afford to stay seiso in dark times like these? Isn't it about time we got a little bit... unseiso?

>>78520646
thanks for the update!

>>78523230
as long as it's for the health of the bread.

>>78520646
Also, I should add a buy to Mumei who is over 60k but has shown us that she can rise to 100k and hover there for awhile.

>>78520407
likely because you're seeing dead accounts. probably more active accounts that have 6th or 7th "place" on the oshiboard for a coin that doesn't suck...

>>78524067
>buying mumei at 60k
lmao

>>78520407
You only get one spot on the oshiboard, and it has to be your highest quantity owned coin

>>78527415
I understand, I'm asking how the fuck are there so many double digits left still, are you saying that there are no five people in nasfaq that have a chuuba X as their oshi for every X?

>>78527639
That's correct.

>>78527639
Yup, its a popularity contest at the end of the day, so choco or the new gens just don't have as much interest I guess, probably because people don't switch oshis often.

New coins IPO when? What time exactly

>>78527077

>>78534887
god I miss azki 1 and 2 so much

>>78535177
OGZKi forever in my heart.

Good day to buy nearly every fund

>>78520442
coins are released at a given price, you stock up then you sell them really fast!
only been here for the male one new gen though!
>>78520646
SMU!

zooooming

>>78520442
If you are in a fund - make the fund buy 100x until debut day. For yourself, buy 10x. How much you make will depend on how much you're betting on it going up, how high it stays, etc. and thus when you decide to start lowering the multiplier.
I got stuck with some regloss bags....in the sense that the last few hundred coins I bought I would've only sold for 4 or 5x what I paid for them. Most important thing is to start buying right away.

>>78532901
Likely shortly after adjusts in ~14 hours, I'll make a post when I get things uploaded and when it is live.
-trial dev

>>78556188

>>78556188
cash prizes

>>78550027
suisex

>>78556188
First half of the work is done for the IPO, the remainder needs to be done after adjusts or it breaks things.
-trial dev

>>78562051
my wallet is ready

Goodnight anons

>>78563497
Anon I don't want to alarm you but
CAPCOM PRESENTS

>>78563890
kek. a few months ago I remembered this shitpost and kept looking for it until I found a working archive.org link of it
https://files.catbox.moe/11pgpg.mp4
and now maybe someone else that is looking for it can find it too

coins

>>78567230
money

Might be a bit retarded because I have no idea how to answer the 3 "questions" you get when you try to sign up.

>>78570752
2 of them should be easy but I don't exactly remember the 3rd question

>>78570752
they're pretty easy if you were /here/ in 2020
what do you mean you weren't, 2020 was just like 6 months ago right.

>>78570752
the answers are unironically all in the archive especially in 2021! but if you keep having trouble and keep asking in here someone with weak willpower will break and tell you the answers. ganbare! i believe in you! buy $DOLL!!!

>>78570752
I forgot my image!

Oh shit, I found Honk from two years ago!

>>78574555
>Mutual Funds have been ruining the game for 2 years now.
Time fucking flies.

Will the Robosa show up if I post some Roboass?

I want to fuck the robot

>>78579882
agreed

-ELF CEO