/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

wrath

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Nasa Cute

Pipkiss

Imagine how mad beeko will be if sakana hires a different BEEtuber

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

I love Runie
She a cutie

Based beeko

>>78274214
That would sting

>>78274248
carlos you son of a bitch!

>>78274198
>wrath

How to fix hampter?

>>78274276
penis

>>78274248

I love Shiina!

I miss Jerry bros...

>>78274241

I think beeko should be forced to fight a giant hornet

hello

>>78274295
That's not the answer to everything

>>78274224
>literally links rickroll as her submission video

Sex Rabbit

Since when is "Content Creation" a serious job? lmao

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

>beeko rickrolled us
SHE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>the perfect woman exists
I want to die knowing I can't have her.

have sex with me right fucking now

do you think Komachi p Beeko will get into Phase Connect?

>>78274384
Why can't you have her?

>>78274398
Yes because she'll be a nepohire.

>>78274392
Okay

>>78274369
Hina and Uruka should link their nipple piercings together for an offcollab

Why does Lia hate Ashelia?

>>78274241

>>78274448
>they get caught together and it becomes a chinese finger trap situation of them carefully figuring out how to undo them

>>78274424
Because she'd never want me. That's the real tragedy.

>another one sings Peepa the Rappa

Remember Tenma loves you and she missed you

Beeko recorder cover of Pippa The Ripper is kino

I can’t apply to phase fish can’t afford me

>>78274398
Beeko will never get in.
gonna grudgepost all of you saying she will.

>>78274500
Just buy her from her parents and beat her up until she agrees.

I hated pippa the rippa at first, now I think it's a banger

THIS SONG SUCKS

>>78274542
shut up gura

>>78274568
Yeah.

>>78274384

>>78274542
might be worth trying anyway if you're worth it

For the anon in the last thread incase they need to be spoonfed.

>>78274567
I want the other Phase girls to play it at Pippa's funeral one day and if Pippa has grandkids by then I want them to be confused.

>recorder segment

>>78273507
MyholoTV, still had her cute antennae.

>>78274567
It's just terrible all around, but you're embracing the camp, the meme train of it all.

>>78274567
Same

Beeko is a horrible singer. I like Panko more.

>>78274542
You could try anyways Mori

Beeko is Panko

>>78274241

>>78274351
When it started paying dividends, much like how "actor" used to not be considered a real job.
There's always a wierd tendency of people to think you're not really working if you don't suffer as much as they do. It's like the reverse of the "there are starving children in Africa" argument, where basically the more you toil, the more "real" your work is, as if we still live in a pre-industrial state where efficiency isn't a thing.

>>78274628
You're an awful person, but at least this won't happen.

>>78274567
>Pippa rises from the dead just so she can turn off the music

>>78274652
You think it's silly but this song can save the world.

>>78274720
Why are you engaging with a Calvinist retard?

>>78274307
Did she say what the business trip is for?

Cope and seethe kiwi raiders - childsex is the future

>>78274629
so there is a high key possibility jelly is muslim and wears a hijab on stream

>>78274686
take your meds

>>78274786
She'll tell us when she gets back.

>>78274629
nta
The blonde one sounds like Wemi...

>>78274463
Because it meant playing a role that is simply not her. The whole point of vtubing is you get to be yourself, yeah sure you play a character at first but 99% of vtubers drop the act and just become themselves after a point because you're not watching them for the "character", you're watching them for them.
Ashelia was not that, it was entirely a character. Worse, it was a character Lia fucking hated.

>>78274652
Actually you’re just dumb and wrong.

>>78274351
anything that pays real money is a real job.
working in a factory is a real job
playing factorio is not a real job
playing factorio on stream to 2k viewers is a real job

>>78274814
Eh, it's 60% of the country, decently high chance. She could be part of the Buddhist minority though. It's not like Indonesia where basically everyone outside of Bali (which is an enclave of Indo Hindus) is Muslim because they went into it HARD after Krakatoa exploded and the missionaries all said, "see, this is what happens when you don't believe!"

>>78274463
Ashelia wasn't Lia. It was Sakana using her like a puppet.

NOOO BEEKO

what if fishman actually reaches out to Beeko thinking she's an indie?

KEK WHAT A BEE

>beeko denied as soon was it was submitted
ITS OVER HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

>>78274398
Uruka will nepo her in for the free honey

>>78274954
Then he is a bigger retard than I thought possible.

I HATE SAKANAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

god dammit sakana

imagine if jobs didn't exist and people could just be happy doing what the like?

FUCK PHASE CONNECT

>>78274954
>>78274977
It's fake form, you retards.

Wait why did it auto deny her?

[beeko news] FUCK PHASE CONNECT SHES GOING TO HOLOLIVE NOW

>>78274924
Any chance they'll recover from insanity?

>Fuck Phase Connect!
t. Komachi P Beeko, 2024

know your place beeko

FISHMAN JUST KILLED BEEKO LIVE ON STREAM

>>78274954
Not imposable

Beeko gonna peg the Fish

Beeko will join Holo and fuck Kiara before Panko

>>78274976
Uruka needs to actually stream to have any nepo powers

>>78274881
See Pippa's or Lumi's analysis of it and for why they won't sing it.
You are the dumb one.

>>78275011
Beeko isn't a liar you fag

>>78274954
It's a bit

>>78274969
proof?

Beeko's a male?

Wow. Panko can be entertaining if she lets herself loose

>>78274993
Unfortunately people don’t always know what they like or they do it in excess. Work is also not inherently bad.

Does sakana realize his audition form doesnt; work?

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAjS4nyriD8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVaprwQnSH8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUMOUaEg3k8

https://wheelofnames.com/338-gnq
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

fucking die losers

>>78274954
he'll do it for the content

>>78275074
how many racial slurs this stream?

>>78275054
Panko sent her wrong url on purpose.

>>78275082
hi pappi

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

>>78274629
>>78274814
My ex was Malay. I did the fakest most half hearted Muslim convert thing to marry her. Her parents didn't really care, they just wanted it on paper and I didn't care so I did it. We never got married, we broke up a few years later.

But on paper, in Singapore, I could marry Jelly if she was. Neither of us care but I bet her parents would want to see the convert certificate I got.

>>78275079
of course
you apply for the warehouse job first and if he thinks you are mentally ill enough then he makes you a vtuber

>>78275050
>these two people are experts (they aren’t) and they say it’s bad!!!
Ok retard

>>78275018
Outside of one province which is under permenant Sharia, Indonesia is like the least-Muslim of Muslim countries outside of Turkey. Where much like the Turks yeah, it's all an important key part of their lives, but they also don't make their goddamn lives revolve around it and nothing else.

I think beeko SUCKS

>>78275133
I cant draw

>>78274993
If everybody stoppped working you would simply revert to having to work 24/7 to survive. I'd rather paint roofs for 6-12 hours a day then build my own house and farm and harvest my own food thanks.

>>78274993
Karl...

>>78275109
All of them, but they were in the bee language so youtube didn't notice it.

>>78275124
kill yourself

>>78274760

>>78275050
>Lumi
lmao. this hack fumbles the moment she has to sign anything outside of ballads

>>78274845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wk-3Q1AbOOw

>>78275198
So doodle, the thought is what matters

naked panko...

>>78275135
This is why I just date Flips, they don't demand that shit of you and I'm already (lapsed) Catholic to begin with.

Beeko or Panko?

>>78275149
There are no experts of taste. There are singers who can hold informed opinions. And their critiques, their observations are right. You just like lopsided campy garbage is all.

Here's a banger of the sub-genre. Enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkUVToIfrKg

>>78275315
what does that ad actually link to? I'm curious but not curious enough to click their gay virus link

>>78275327
I think Panko is sweeter, ironically.

>>78275327
Battleborn.

>>78274993
I work 3 hours a day in a comfy office with free food, while you mow my grass for pennies, and I wouldn't have it any other way

>>78275327
phase world belongs to the bees!

>>78275327
Panko

>>78274814
jelly is christian

>>78274150
can't believe I trusted...

beeko?
moar liek STINKO amirite?

>>78275327
Panko. Beeko streams less than Gura

>>78275327
Which ever one would let me lick their cunny

>>78275327
Beeori

>>78275360
>brotherman bill
been too long since I last heard this.
thanks, anon.

Phase-enemy denpafish is doing sleepy blowjob asmr
https://youtu.be/MJewhBp3HQU

>>78275364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B76iz14hnE0
enjoy her pain and suffering

does anyone have that image of panko sucking a dog dick

>>78275327
Beeko in Holo EN4
Fishman trialed phased wars II as preparation

>waid song
Blessed

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>78275268
>sign

The Lemon Bitch rap is probably her attempt at making the same kind of camp song. Lyrically it's superior to Rippa.

>>78275327
What?

I think Panko and Beeko are related, they have the exact same surname which Beeko doxed herself with. Beeko's never getting into Phase.

>>78275327
Beeko supports slavery

Sayu was going to join, but the audition form broke midway.

>>78275464
Catbox is down but here you degenerate
https://files.catbox.moe/tujaod.png

>>78275536
Basatto

Panko will nepo Beeko

Fishman told beeko to buzz off

BEEKO IS JOINING CYBERLIVE ITS OVER

>>78275517
Impossible, how can a red panda and a bee be related? Maybe it's like a Vietnamese situation where 1/3 of the population have the last name Nguyen.

>>78275293
Prolapsed Catholic. Grim.
>>78275135
Cool story orangutan anon.

>>78275555
Real talk the ooooh~ you almost had it! really hurts after a year and change of hardship

beeko unironically does better numbers than panko which is hilarious to me

>>78275564
They hate each other retard

>>78274814
jelly talked about how she went to a christian school

>>78274306
Didn't know the kani was /lit/.

>>78275589
Why is that anyway?

I MISS PANKO UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Who would win in a fight? Beeko or Jellybee?

Those Beeko kisses? All mine.

>>78275517
they are sisters anon... she literally has Panko tied and oiled up on her bed while streaming, in fact she just ended the stream so I am pretty sure they are having hot steamy lesbian sex RIGHT NOW

>>78275631
Panko will nepo Beeko and have her sent to the coffee mines.

>>78275634

>>78275582
I will have my revenge

>>78275273
Okay the redhead sounds like Wemi

>>78275459
https://files.catbox.moe/z7dxvp.jpg

>>78275582
Somehow Cyberlive returned.

Fishman will punish Beeko for her defamation by forcing her into kurosanji

>>78275718
Thanks, I'm gay now

>>78275631
Proof next thread?

>is there any non talented phase connect talent on?
>Oh Iori is about to be on
What a cunt

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 12

RATE THE BEE
RATE THE AUDITION
RATE THE FORM
RATE THE STREAM

>>78275718

>>78275658
Basically the same reason there's only like 6 last names in Korea: because the peasant class which was formerly 99% of the population didn't have last names, and when they got them they took on the names of the dynasties of Vietnam who achieved great things for the nation. The Nguyen dynasty iirc is especially revered because it's the one that finally forced out the Chinese and ended 1000 years of Han occupation.

https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Art board for Michiru's 3rd year anniversary. You can draw somewhere else then drag your image files onto the canvas. Things might need to be resized/moved around at the end meaning you might lose the name on your layer, so sign your stuff (even if it's just from anon)
It's a 4k by 4k canvas and PEOPLE USUALLY ADD STUFF LAST MINUTE so keep free space in mind.
I will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th (around 11am EST on the 19th) to clear out empty layers and stray marks.
>>78275198
type out a short message in paint, save as a png and put it on the canvas

beeko's the janetty

>>78275718

>>78275718
I really hope that sag is after minimum 2 kids or that's really fucking sad.

>>78275798
beeutiful/10
I miss Panko ;_;

>>78275790
>12 weeks

>>78275657
In her defense, modern fantasy is turboslop. I'm talking japanese teenage manga contest "winner" garbage tier. Even 20 years ago modern fantasy was already getting lazy and incompetent. Like chatgpt before it's time they could put out 2.5k pages of fucking nothing

Anyone have the Nasa Sims 4 stream? It was randomly privated recently.
https://youtu.be/JWuB6yLTjWg

>>78275798
cutest/10
lmao get rejected/10
are you taking part in any other audition process/10
uuu i miss Beeko/10

eimi gorilla soon

>>78275791

I want a Civ V collab with every talent and management in it.

>>78275718
damn that just gave me the opposite of a boner, I'm the opposite of aroused

>>78275798
SHE WAS ROBBED! BEEKO DESERVES TO PHASE IN AND HAVE ALL THE OTHER PHASERS BE HER SEX SLAVES!!!

>>78275919
Is it really a gorilla if we know it's coming?

>>78275798
audition is easy, just BEE yourself!

>>78275798
not pippa; didnt watch/10

>>78275927

>>78275948
do we know though?

>>78275798
audition failed/10
no more beeko;_;/10

>>78275948
It's a very loud gorilla.

>>78275940
Could Panko make Jelly a happy husband?

What can Lumi do to earn back pcg's trust?

https://youtu.be/IOARvliGTz0

>>78275657
Reading is good for your brain
>>78275894
There's a pretty good modern fantasy book called The Lies of Locke Lamora I'd highly recommend if you like the idea of a low fantasy Venetian group of thieves using smarts to con people.

>>78275898
Might come back up later.

Does any of the girls seem like they are considering graduating? I hope not...

Phase friend England is currently playing footie

>>78275894
Honestly, fantasy was always turboslop. There's like 2 titles worth reading.

>>78275995

>>78276040
laughed

>>78275798
im actually glad beeko got rejected, i dont like nepotism hires at all. If fishman does a nepotism hire it should be sheep

>>78275813
Neat

>>78275798
was entertained/10

>>78276041
1 daily lumi

>>78275894
Forgotten Realms has done irreparable damage to Fantasy.

>>78276041
Kill all the schizos and trolls spreading their whiny shit.
I'll help.

Phasers are the best livers.

>>78276085
You won't...

>>78276041
One karaoke song and I'm on my knees again

>>78276041
6 hour zatsu with Olivia

>>78276170
SEXO

>>78276137
I disagree, it was mostly fine, albeit generic, when the people in charge were legally required to listen to Greenwood.

>>78276068
*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON INGERLAND!
*BANG BANG*
>SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS!
*BANG BANG*

>>78276041
I would sooner trust a pitbull in a daycare

>>78276187
yeah

it's sooooooooo true
all Lumi needs to do is a karioke stream with sad melancholic songs and the gumis will forgive and start turning back into Goslings again.

>>78275813
Do they also have the thing where you can't make new last names and it's strictly inherited?

>>78276041
Get the girls back together

>>78276146
Cringe white knight

>>78275515
>Shondo and Fauna

Serious answer? Not Fauna and Wemi?

>>78275991
B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>78276301
nah, this was peak

>>78274241

My fucking sides

>>78276348

what happened to woozie anyway?
Can we get her as an invader?

>>78276170
No, stalker child, I will not sexualize Pippo. Enjoy prison, stalker child.

I hear you like Pick me content.
https://www.youtube.com/live/eI_rOLFvA0k

>>78276359
kek

>>78276359
Sakana isn't a phase-friend.

>>78276306
I'm the only pragmatic answering honestly.
>Just sing a song, Lumi
>Just draw another Daily Lumi
That will NOT earn back any trust. "White knight". You have no idea.

>>78276293
All she needs to do is get a public boyfriend like her idol Veibae, total instant death of all gumis right on the spot
think about it logically

>>78276435
Anon I swear you're gonna tell me water is wet next.

>>78276415
Coward.

>>78276359
lol

>>78276170
wao...

>>78276359
>multiple large 4 views that just happened to be submitting at the time were rejected because of this

Fish just keeps taking L's

Phase ENEMY sakana

>>78276419
She one of the new gen? I haven't seen any of her stuff yet

>>78276348
They're always peak

>sudden
>rampant

>>78276331
hell yeah

>>78276485
I will steal every fucking coffee molecule phase has if she does that

>>78276527
I hope Mari Mari Underscore EN wasn't one of them...

>>78276485
>veibae boyfriend
Yeah, me

>>78276527
i would be worried about this personally, since she was actively advertising the audition form...

>>78276485
You leave me and my girlfriend out of this, we're talking about Lumi right now

>>78276485
>Unicorn cuckoldry out of nowhere
Get out of my thread, anti.

>>78275718
saggy

>>78276594
>>78276658
these are my posts btw

>>78276604
>watch Panko because you want to get in
>Oh fuck it's too late to apply now I guess

my left tonsil kinda hurts when I swallow

from now on, whenever anon predicts a new invader and she doesn't show up, we can just blame fishman for closing the form for 10 seconds and no one will ever be able to disprove it

would you rather have a jerry on you terry or a dizzy on your glizzy?

I thought viebae dating sodapoppin was a known fact

>>78276485
I'd be happy if Lumi got someone to love and marry like she's talked about. I don't want her to be miserable and alone with no children just to entertain creeps.

>>78276359

Lumi is just Vei's boyfriend (who is actually a woman)

>>78276782
>>78276485
How many times will you reply to yourself today? Rough estimate is fine.

>>78276777
Phase Connect?

>>78276769
I want to make dizzy choke on my glizzy as she looks at me with tears in her eyes seeking the validation her daddy never gave her.

>>78276777
You all have to go back.

what is this dizzy emburger shift stream about? only serious answers

>>78276777
Who watches that ho?
I only know about her Seven Guys/pipe meme through a clip.
Wouldn't think a thing about her if it weren't for the cuckoldry fanatic who keeps brining her up

>>78276782
yeah same, except i don't care about lumi, i'm just tired of seeing gumis crying and shitting in my thread everyday

imagine being some Femanon who finally worked up the courage to audition only for fishman to turn it off and not tell anyone...

>>78276769
I would rather put my balls in a crocodiles mouth while shoving my head up a unicorns asshole!

>>78276835

>>78276777
Potential Future Phase Invader™ Sodapoppin?

>>78276410
anon...

>>78276309
Jerry and Rrat

>>78276852
Yes

>>78276359
>>78276527
>>78276604
it was all scripted you retards
why do you think she did the countdown?
so that sakana turns it off in just the right moment to minimize the downtime.
gosh, you're so gullible
no i will not take my meds

>>78276782
Me too.
I'll volunteer.

>>78276933
AYO THIS NIGGA THINKS BEEKO IS JUST PANKO IN A BEE COSTUME

>>78276933
Look at the timestamp it was 30 minutes before the count down DUMMY

>>78276933
>why do you think she did the countdown?
i have some ideas

>>78276891
>tired of seeing gumis
Those are antis. They don't like Phase Connect. They come up with ways to make things shit here

>>78277038
Right Gumis that's what he said

>>78276933
>you're

>>78276933
Counterpoint: Fish doesn't watch streams.

>>78277028

>>78276927
>Rrat
Pardon?

>>78276933

>>78276924
man that model is a downgrade

Pippa-friend Jim the hat salesman will be streaming later today
https://www.youtube.com/live/D69Fz4StyVw

>>78276893
I am a little worried there might've been femanons filling out the form at the same time as Beeko

>he thinks sakana watches streams from any gen2, his least favorite gen
kek

>>78277066
>Right Gumis
Let's not get political.

>>78277115
Baelz's and Jelly's PLs were in the same corpo

>>78277140
>click link
>thumbs down
>close tab

>>78277076
>>>78276933 (@@@@@You)
>>you're

>>78277156
Shiina is in gentoo

>>78277188
>click link
>thumbs up
>close tab
jim wins again

>>78275898
Nasa also nuked a few of her recent members-only streams
https://youtu.be/Eg-edWOsOCc
https://youtu.be/BFGgAs__2ME
https://youtu.be/FZX2-zAFrEA
https://youtu.be/niehHrCjb3c

>>78277220

>>78277235
Why are the PC girls suddenly privating old VODs?

>>78277076
>>78277220
Stop ringo and ringo violence

>>78277147
imagine if he lost out on the mythical "Gura Killer" because of this

>>78277235
Weren't they publicly accessible without having a membership? I can sorta see pulling them down in that case, bit sad since I haven't archived any of them.

Somebody wake up schedule poster, I need to know who's streaming so I can plan my night accordingly.

>>78277235
Cancelled membership + unsubscribed but will still marry her. And watch every stream.

If Rie got to pick the model for the first male phase talent which body type would you want her to pick

Why is Lumi trending what did she do?

>>78277416
Why are you so obsessed with male vtubers?

>>78277227
He doesn't watch her streams. His answer when trying to compliment everyone during the Shiina Jelly interview was "she's seiso" which is both untrue and what you say when you don't know anything about a girl. Hence Nasa getting the seiso award last year and being pissed about it.

>>78277416
Strange post

>>78277416
top right so i can relate

>>78277434
it's not what she did it's the mistake of trusting her that we did

are you guys watching Phase-friend Kirshe ?

>>78277416
Why are their nipples censored?

>>78277416
>>78277495
Please no...I cannot compete...

>>78277338
Sakana's marine...no

Wealth beyond measure, outlander

>>78277416
bottom right makes my dick hard, so... bottom right.

>>78277416
hime would pick the first one of course

>>78277369
Nasa usually does that with karaoke streams, but these were member zatsus always meant to be member streams. This is probably related to her change in direction with the members tiers and all that shit.

>>78277522
yeah I'm watching footie

>>78277560

>>78277522
No, I'm trying to goon real quick before Potential Future Phase Invader™ Maid Mint streams Doom64 in 20 minutes.

>>78277597
no

>>78277635
Eimi...

>>78277560
>>>/trash/66653821

>>78277635
post your BREASTS femanon

>>78277560
Come on man, I'd have given you a pass for top left...

streams?
streams doko?

>>78274542
future phase invader senzawa...

>>78277560
>bottom right makes my dick hard

>>78277598
Same. What you looking at?

>>78277698
uuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
Phase Daughter Nyana is still subbathoning
https://youtu.be/bUaBOZF3CYg

>>78277598
>pre-stream gooning
>not on-stream edging
ISHIGGYDIGGY

>>78277598
I've seen few mint art with moles on her butt is it canon?

>>78277591
Which changes?

>>78277789
List time I didn't jork it beforehand I got timed out, It's better for everyone this way

>>78277717
i miss her bros

>>78277598
>Mint in PC
What makes you think she's not aiming for V-Shojo instead?

>>78277836
Ye

>>78277895

Do you think it's funny to pretend to be gay?

>>78277858
Last time my bust gave Eimi the buff to defeat tree sentilen ~3 hour edge and it was epic

>>78277747
Donothons and subathons just show they're desperate for more income.
>>78277862
There there chumpedo.

>>78277928
I'm bored.

>>78277940
why are you letting a fujo steal your energy???

>>78277879
Gunrun has done everything except squat down and suck mints cock to get her in, and she adamantly has refused to officially join so far. Mints interest lay with Idols and Idol culture and vshojo is very much not idol.
I don't think she's gonna join Phase either, but it's fun to joke. And nothing is impossible

>>78277928
I actually don't pretend
like I want to suck a guy off so badly right now but instead I am sitting here posting in /pcg/

also guess my oshi

>>78277940
hwat

>>78278124

>>78278054
Shes going to be in holo EN4

Chat, how do I conceal my burning hatred for lesser races with the same grace and tenor as this fucking small raccoon.