/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Phasers are the best livers.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E48GN0VZCWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7OC4hiQlmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGlQhgl-qGg

https://wheelofnames.com/338-gnq
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

I love Runie
She a cutie

wemi yappin'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOi7of-D_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOi7of-D_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPOi7of-D_w

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

How overweight are you?

I miss gelatin

UUUUU iumL ssim I

Lumi should have streamed regardless with tts ai kaneko

wemi's favorite part is the tip

IT'S IN THE GAME

Wait, did Airi do a guerilla after the pools stream? And it was just her watching some music videos? The fuck was she thinking?

wemi...

Posts Pippa in your general. Hehe

Would you give Wemi your tip? Or did it get chopped off?

>You just married to Hime and got a beautiful new house. She ask you to buy these for your kitchen
Do you buy them?

Explain yourself

Every chuuba should have a backup voice actor like a substitute teacher so there is never any offdays. Until that is ironed out get cece to play as lumi ffs

>>78268221
>hime-themed kitchenware
>but i'm the one who has to cook
i would REALLY rather not...

I love Shiina!

>>78268225
I feel like this is something Pipkun would make.

>>78268225
Dizzy has the loving voice of an ADL spokeswoman named Goldstein.

Man it sure is interesting how Lumi’s sickness came back with a vengeance perfectly leading into the weekend and is going to linger all the way through until at least Monday.
Surely she’s not just faking and using it as a convenient cover for going on another trip. Lumi would never lie to us like that.
It’s going to be really funny if she miraculous makes a perfect recovery overnight and shows no signs of being sick at all on Monday or whenever she gets back from wherever she went.

>>78268221
If they keep an edge well the— wait why didn't she ask her friends or parents to get her one of those for our wedding?

>>78268221
>no full tang knives
fuck no

>>78268369
Do you really think lumi is such an amazing voice actor she could fake that entire friday stream?

>>78268225
Big Pipkun energy

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 12

I want to sleep with Airi, Hina and Uruka. Airi and Hina with me on the bed while Uruka will take on the couch.

>>78268442
She didn't stream on Friday at all.
And yes, she was literally just talking in a whisper during her Thursday stream.

i feel like jelly would be abusive in a relationship
shes the ''come home and get hit by a frying pan'' type of womana

>>78268461
Hardly.

>>78268473
80 years

wem...

Now with night vision goggles

>>78268369
Change one part of this for the next thread and see if anyone notices.

>>78268533
if she tried to use "logic" and "rationality" on me she would get owned and have to kill herself

>>78268629

>>78268533
>get hit by jerry
>she's so weak that you don't feel anything
>so she starts setting up traps to catch you instead

>>78268544
NOOOOOOOOO

Pipkiss

>>78268893
my favorite ritual

>>78268629
Read this in her voice

>>78268533
>Jelly swings a frying pan at your face
>you grab it and pull it out of her hands
>hit her square in the stomach with the frying pan
>smashbroshomerunsoundeffect.mp3
>Jelly breaks through the window and falls
>AWAWAWAwawa...
GAME!

>>78268533
She's a femcel, she just needs a good dicking.

>>78267570
at that point it helps you sleep because it finishes frying your nerves

>>78268893
>plappa gosling

[Wemi News] Turtle meat was her favorite. It's like a combination of pork and fish, and the skin becomes gelatinous.

>>78268719
>YWN trip a wire and get LiveLeaked by scalding hot water because you didn't help her refinish the recording studio like you promised

>>78268533
>jelly would be abusive in a relationship
3rd worlder women all have a high tolerance to domestic abuse because it's still normal in their societies

>>78268225
-i think the author lacks testosterone and may as well be posting wojaks

>>78268533
I think she would just mald and argue. For this idea of yours you'd have to prove yourself to be a harmless doormat and for her to be physically violent.

>>78268667
You have bizarre fantasies

>>78269062
oh I read the post wrong I'm retarded, ignore me

Kicking Jelly down the stairs

>>78268969
I imagined her flying away like Team Rocket while screaming Awawawawawa

lemon SEX

>>78269126
Skelly wishes she was this jacked

>>78269126
abs on women are disgusting

>>78269105
>read the post wrong I'm retarded,
1st world problem. Sadly normal to see.

>>78269126
gay

>>78268180
First time watching a "Airi talks about music she likes" gorilla stream?

I just killed like a 2 inch spider

>>78268225
I'm the reverse though.

What the fuck? Beeko is one of the next invaders? Then does that mean Uwu Apple Princess and Slimekin are the next ones?

elfin staaare

>>78268893
Goslingposting isn't as fun anymore after seeing that he bogged out.

>>78269285
Did you measure it by comparing it to your dick?

>>78268442
>weard down your body on wednesay with exercise, eat nothing for recovery
>ride public transportation
>cold bath in the evening and sleeping with the draft
>morning voice
>stream only for 1h to hide the fact that it goes back to normal
It's not even that difficult to pull off without any supplements to fake groggy voice. All steps minus streaming happened to me multiple times during NEET times

>>78268225
People actually like Dizzy though?

>wemi's mom would only cook in large batches
>wemi would have to eat the same thing every day for the whole week
>all sweets and snacks were banned as behavioral or cancer risks

>>78269193
I typically don't like this angle but this one is really good.

>>78268350
Really? She just sounds like Fran Drescher to me.

Beeko is Panko.

>"I had such a neglectful childhood uuu"
>pays her way through college and financially supports her
>takes her on trips overseas
>was literally just telling stories about her family feeding her delicious food growing up
Sure Remi

>>78268533
Nah, she'd have 2 operation modes:
* she ignores you
* she becomes extremely clingy to you
Basically, a cat

Your oshi is on the pipeline.
And you? Are you improving yourself?

>>78269365
Rembr the good times

https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1802399365459521699
Dizzy news

>>78269478
Lmao shut the fuck up

>>78268442
She does voices all the time.

>>78269126
>ai slop
>when we have a decent art
One job, anon-chama

>>78268717
Hell yeah everybody loves to jiggle

>>78269382
Okay this post is actually crazy or bait. But lets just grant it for the sake of argument. That would also mean she is lying to everyone else in phase. Also covid really does take two weeks.

>>78269499
what about the vtuber watcher pipeline, anything good for us

>>78269593
Why are you engaging with the mentally ill?

>>78269494
don't use eimi for your cuck posts

Damn Lumi's lies are catching up with her

>>78269578
This looks like shit.

>>78269546
Nice pic

>>78269623
That's literally what he asked.

>>78269637
im sorry, really going through it rn

>>78269478
Explain THIS!

>>78269685
Let's see JellyLook78

>>78269623
You become a vtuber. Ask me how I know.

Hey guys I found a death note whose name should I write in it

>>78269494
Interesting setup.

>>78269719
Me, please.

>>78269719
mine pls

>>78269719
Hime

>>78269712

>>78269546
>Dizzy doesn't stream
>She finally gets one happy moment this year
>Dizzy streams
>95% chance of a despair-ridden full blown crying meltdown on stream

>>78269593
>That would also mean she is lying to everyone else in phase.
I don't know how you cross validated this statement, but it wouldn't be the first time. According to phase talents, they didn't visit OffKai in 2024, but phase friends happily shared the stories about meeting them.

>>78269653
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN

Troll or actual schizo, your shtick is tired AF. Choke to death.

lumi is a cartoon villain

Dizzy…… :(
https://x.com/dizzydokuro/status/1802401178921426986

>>78269578
AI can be fine too sometimes, many coomis are.

>>78269799
Meds holy shit lmao

>>78269769
That's Moon Jelly though.

>>78269546
Dizz...

>>78269351
Don't overcook your burger next time you lovable retard

>>78269854
Still Jelly though

>Dizzy with that absolutely fatherless behavior
Lmao

>>78269593
>That would also mean she is lying to everyone else in phase.
everybody in Phase had no issue coordinating the lie that they didn't go to Offkai. I see no reason why a few of the girls couldn't go along with Lumi's fake sickness

>>78269865
burger?

The last few cons have shown me that vtuber fans are overwhelmingly fat, brown and ugly. What went so wrong?

>>78268221
Happy waifu happy laifu. But I'd have to look at the price first.

>>78269256
I had to sleep. Does anyone have the archived VOD?

Kicking Moon Jelly down the stairs.

>>78269408
Well, we see how that turned out

Have they never seen the Geoguesser autists? Why would she post a picture of where she is?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f1TAnQ3sjI
Hey guys can like 4 of you sub to this indie I've been listening to her for 2 hours and want to sleep

>>78269643
How was that a cuck post?

>>78269959
>AWAawaAWAawaAWA

>>78269546
>trapped between wanting to save Airi from her job, and wanting to save Dizzy from her family
>even in a world where I could date and save both, they live like 1100 miles from each other

>>78269956
A couple parts are muted though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cOUsSRH548

>>78269818

I'm so hungry but I want to become a not fatfuck.

>>78269931
Attractive guys don't have to settle for this to cope.

>>78269974
the geogesser car is not amphibious yet; she's fine

>>78269974
Her anus is feeling lonely.

>>78270039
suck on a bullion cube and chug some water

>>78269959
RUDE

>>78269494
>was literally just telling stories about her family feeding her delicious food growing up
tbf that could just mean her mom was a good cook.

Reminder Tenma loves you and she missed you

>>78270079
Are you trying to inflate him?

>>78269818
>>78269546
Gee, I wonder what she's gonna cry about (literally) on her next stream.

Lumi post your abs

>>78269546
I just want to give dizzy a hug and tell I'm proud of her

>>78270039
Phase Connect coffee is an appetite suppressant

>>78269931
I am not fat or brown and my face is painfully average for an anglo.

>>78269719
Interesting setup

>>78269696

>>78270039
Eat vegetables instead of fast food garbage and you'll never get fat.

>>78270032
Oh thank you.

>>78270117
She would shake and jiggle.

>>78269623
Suicide or fatherhood.
Those are really the only two outcomes.
Vtubing means you haven't fully sworn off human interaction and will therefore be unable to maintain equilibrium without a drastic change.

>>78269974
Oh yes from my deduction I can tell she's probably somewhere near Shigatse, China. Let me know whatever the fuck you do with that information

>>78269494
They aren't financially supporting her; they only pay tuition (because they're Chinese)
The trips overseas was because the Japanese side of the extended family wanted her at the wedding (to be flower girl)
The turtle was Demon Dad's food

>>78269546
One of the rare times where I hope a chuuba doesn't stream

>>78270123
I've already had about 1050g of coffee today anon.

>>78270079
hmm

>>78268369
Lumi should prove that she's actually home and that she's actually sick.
Where is the picture of her positive covid test? Where is the picture of the food she's been eating? Where is the picture of all the medicine she's been taking? Where is the picture of her abs covered in a nice sheen of sweat? Where is the screenshot of her Nine Sols progress?
If Lumi wants anyone to believe she's actually sick she needs to take the steps to prove it, otherwise this whole thing has just been one big lie.

>>78270007
>indie
>JP
>vsinger
You chose a treacherous path.

>>78270145
Yeah I think a manga series based on the concept would do really well and maybe even get a critically acclaimed anime adaptation that goes on to affect western perception of anime as a whole for the next decade

>>78270032
>>78270170
Oh wait it hasn't been muted (yet), just blurred

>>78270025
he's the same cuck spammer from the dokibird wrestling thing

>>78269174
>Skelly wishes she was this jacked
Why can't women just take A LITTLE BIT of steroids to look more muscular? Literally no downsides.
>more strength
>more endurance
>more muscles
>can eat more without getting fat

>>78269386
>>78268225
Me.
To the point I can't really watch her because I get way too para social and delulu. Lumi's objectively great, but somehow doesn't trigger that same level of schizo.

>>78270158
Anon the last time I got fast food was in 2023, and even then it was rare for me to eat out.
I had a whole head of cauliflower last night and am gonna eat about 1lb of asparagus tonight.

>actually tall
>not so fat I can lose weight easily
>cursed with ADD and depression
God had to nerf me

>>78270211
I have no idea who this person is I've just been listening to her as background music

>>78269386
People don't like Dizzy, they pity her.

>>78270251
>Literally no downsides.
Actually if you have super low body fat the female body basically just shuts down the reproductive process and you stop having periods. Whch sounds great until you understand it means you can't get pregnant either. You need SOME % of body fat if you want kids.

>>78270177
Oh...

>>78269546
shouldnt the daughter do something for her dad on fathers day instead?

>>78270207
She lies all the time. You just have to accept it if you want to watch her

>>78270251
Their clit becomes as big as your thumb anon. It messes with their natural hormones atoo.

dizzy might be the only vtuber who could get a husband and a child and no one would care
she's too pathetic to get mad at for finally having sex

>>78270336
>Their clit becomes as big as your thumb anon
This is a downside?

>>78270336
>atoo

>>78269848
Speaking of Coomi
https://files.catbox.moe/ue8n4e.png

>>78269499
Working on it

>>78269494
Supporting someone financially and ignoring their physical and emotional needs are not mutually exclusive

>>78270251
Why can't you kill yourself and rid us of your faggotry.

>>78270039
nothing gets rid of the belly fat around my abs bros, I never appreciated my early 20s body enough, like seriously nothing gets rid of it. I fast I run it never goes away

>>78270317
She's trying to invite him over but he isn't picking up the phone

>>78270350
She would care, because she has said she thinks it would be irresponsible to split her attention between caring for her child and being a vtuber, assuming she's in a situation where she can afford to not work and just be a mom.

>>78270371
me on the left

beeko

>>78270381
You're replying to either a pajeet or a low caste white. They think giving money is the same as true affection.

>>78268431
nigga, stop speaking ebonics!

>>78269499
This meme is accurate. Pippa is proof

>>78270336
>a little bit
No one is asking them to go full man mode.

>>78268305
>wants to be a crab vtuber
>Fishman says no, crabs aren't marketable/cute/whatever
>makes her this space woman thing
>first chance she gets she creates a crab hoodie costume
>is now exclusively all crab, all the time

>>78270262
>Could do something.
>Won't.
>Blames mythical creature.

I magine if Dizzy's dad went to see her sister for fathers day
I think that would be funny

>>78270117
She would cry even harder

>>78270404
Tren.

Wemi has been officially diagnosed with Dyspraxia

>>78270442
The only part that applies to Pippa is she sometimes goes on trips, she kinda still lives like white trash otherwise.

>>78270039
choose any of these options:
1 - eat keto food
2 - eat whole (raw) food, like veggies, fruits, no preservatives
3 - combine 1+2, eat high quality keto food: steak, fish, eggs, poultry

good microelements in the whole food satisfy appetite for tasty food
Fat+protein+limited carbs satisfy hunger

It's THAT easy; just not cheap if you don't know how to cook

>omg I feel so bad for vtuber
Don't. Okay first off you are only hearing their side of the story. You don't know how bad a person they are offstream.

>>78270453
And that's why Shiina ROCKS

>>78270453
It's kind of a shame, her original design is peak. I'm happy for her though.

>>78270465
She will unironically cry on stream about it. And not in a funny way.

>>78270465
it would but her sister got excommunicated

i cant watch wemi, shes to fucking pathetic man, she cant even tie her shoes......... its so sad, shes going to have such a hard time when she gets older, FUCK i need to go for a walk

My urge to see Dizzy cry (I will jerk off to her crying) outweighs my desire to see her happy, I am a bad person

>>78270506
>keto meme

>>78270515
>Shiina ROCKS
>Space girls love big hard throbbing claws
>Crab ranch? It rocks

>>78270533
It's just kayfabe man relax. No girl who can't even tie her shoes goes to college and can manage to stream and handle all the technical stuff that goes with it.

>>78270453
numbers dont lie the people love her crab hoodie

>>78270552
shes genuinely more entertaining when sad[, the tragedy of all comedians/spoiler]

>>78270462
>Right: All mental issues are character failings
>Left: God doesn't exist
BASED centrist bait.
This is how it's done.
Never let them nail you down.

>>78270440
BITCH. I'm'a break my foot up in yo ass!

>>78270453
Being a girl in a crab costume is way cuter than actually being a crab, Sakana did her a favor.

>>78270526
they are making up for fathers day

>>78270440
anon, your knife reps

>>78270469
I hope so, crying to let it all out. Then she can get a wholesome arc. Fuck, more than a handful of the phase girls need one.

>>78270462
Wow you are gay af lmao

>>78269848
If your skin is brown, sure I guess then slop is good enough for you.

>>78270371
bless you coomiposter

>>78270567
Show abs.
Show biceps.

Josh Moon calls out Kiki and Pippa for supporting loli

Kiki
https://files.catbox.moe/q4g3uf.mp4
Pippa
https://files.catbox.moe/ojnvn6.mp4

Force feed roseposter various deli meats.

>>78270552
Yup. You deserve a life alone.

>>78270515
Rock Lobster?

>>78270404
It's always the last 5 pounds

>>78270600
Yeah, just kayfabe, sure

>>78270699
Hi Dizzy

>>78270610
>Right
>Left
What? It's just the facts.

>>78270681
Why the fuck are kiwiniggers so easily triggered by loli? They treat it on the exact same level as real children being fucked by real people.

>>78270730
yeah that's kayfabe

>>78270681
This was 5 days ago. The fuck have you been?

>>78270039
Drink water.

>>78270506
or you can just eat wahtever you want and track calories

>>78270627
Realistically how different would full "crab girl" be as a design? Like give her antennae and a real crab claw toggle? Little crab bubbles in her mouth when she gets mad?

>>78270681
>longer than 30 minutes
this bait needs to be 1/30th the length and have some subway surfers if you want anyone to care

>>78270807

Lumi is really suffering so much bros. She's suffering so badly that she can't help but constantly tweet about how sick she is.
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1802407244862214290

>>78270802
It doesn't work as well

>>78270807

>>78270262
Give thanks for what you have, you may find it will help you.

>>78269386
I tried to watch her a couple of times. every time she tries to do the GFE voice I get filtered

>>78270759
Fighting on the internet is easier than trying to catch 3rd worlders selling their kids, because you can easily get shot like a dog one day.

wemi is extremely retarded

>>78270807
>Diaper
Kys

>>78270829
especially in caps lock!

>>78270759
Same reason so many anti gay politicians end up sucking cock — They're actual pedophiles coping. Every time someone attacks loli they're getting outed as having terabytes of cheese pizza on their devices soon after.

>>78270600
>No girl who can't even tie her shoes goes to college and can manage to stream and handle all the technical stuff that goes with it.
1) There is a ton of retarded women at college off of daddy's money
2) There is barely any "technical stuff" involved in streaming

>>78270829
>she doesn't tweet
aieee shes cucking meee

>she tweets
aieeee shes faking being ill because tweeting is very streneous activity

>>78270829
the all caps is how you know she's truly sick

>>78268225
I have no sexual desire for Lumi

>>78270829
>She's suffering so badly that she can't help but constantly tweet about how sick she is.
That's just women. My sister once was shitting her guts out and still somehow whined about it on twitter. You'd think that attentionwhoring takes a back seat when you are in danger.

>>78270844
it works pretty good for me, i bulked and cut with this strategy, but in both cases i kept the protein over 160-180g/day

>>78270886
Wonder how many terabytes of cp Josh has squirreled away.

>>78270906
Explain these n00mbers.

>>78270829
antifag post asides, I think its cute how lumi types in allcaps like a boomer

my boomer gf

>>78270881
Did you forget where we are

>>78270600
She’s not in college…… it’s adult education. Not the same thing.

BEEKO IS LATE FOR HER AUDITION

>>78270947
considering the site he runs probably 100s

>>78270646
>State it more simply
>Wooooo, dude. That's harsh. You a homosexual.

You can do something about your hangups, whatever they are. I could have said "good luck" in doing so, but you swear in the same post that you will not. This is on you, and I don't see why we should care. You are a faggot retard for thinking we should know this about you. Maybe not your fault for getting to where you are, but it is your own fault for staying that way and scapegoating a god.

>>78270759
it's an excuse to be a moral crusader

>>78270954
autism scores

>>78270954
the autism test results

>>78270947
No idea but good G-O-D am I itching to find out.
Somewhere around 2017 the laughing at retards community became incredibly gay and preachy and he's at the head of that.

>>78270567
I'd rather eat the diet first documented 200 years ago than eat whatever shit nutritional science recommends - these retards couldn't link diabetes to carbs for 50 years and suggested diabetic people to eat low-fat, high carb

>>78270971
imagine being late to your own audition
shes not getting into phase is she....

I love Wemi's Minecraft zatsus. She's being cute talking about something and giggling one moment and then ear piercing screech.

>>78270998
>>78271009
There's no way Airi's and Jelly's numbers are that high

>>78270906
HOW is Eimi only 110?????

>>78270892
it's not like she can't read guides and figure out technical stuff, but her parents refused to participate in her development so she's missing a lot of critical information and skills and is just used to not being able to do anything. not being able to cook or clean or do laundry is bad enough, but she's expressed issues with even walking and eating.

>>78270007
>>78270286
I think this girl was raided by one of the JPs, maybe Clara

beeko tiem

Phase Friend Beeko is live!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LTWSbnqYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LTWSbnqYo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6LTWSbnqYo

>>78271067
Jelly streamed TISM-100. I'm surprised she scored that low

>>78271128
beeko is off-topic

Alright explain yourselves. Who made the ads with the melted Pippa doll?

>>78270638
Tang is orange drank, what are you on

>>78271149
I think Beeko SUCKS

>>78271067
>Jelly
she should be higher 2bh

>>78270871
Dizzy is a lot more likable in her OOC streams desu ne

>>78271097
Might be correct. Being artistic doesn't apply to everything universally and uniformly. She has a lot of tics and stimming noises and probably behaviors, which are outward and obvious, so she presents as much more acoustic than she really is.

>>78270681
He also backpeddled. If you're gonna be a dramafag, at least be a good one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMFVKacATUI

What's with fat women and big fake nails?

>>78271159

>>78270627
give this man the Nobel Prize!

>>78270944
>>78270802
>eat whatever you want
>just don't forget to eat 2x the average amount of the most appetite suppressing marcos, protein, during cut
Unless you binge protein snakes and chicken breasts everyday it is still keto with a neglectable number of carbs after factoring in exercises.

>>78271211
They think that it will make their sausage fingers look thinner. Bitches don't know how optical illusions work, thinness starts at the base.

>>78270453
The crab outfit is shit it looks like something designed for a kids show but I guess that does suit her current audience

does wemi have a car?

>>78271149
Beeko will never get into Phase

>>78270453
>all the time
just until her original model is upgraded

BEEKO IS JUST PANKO IN A BEE COSTUME

>>78271211
She got fingers like a dragons talons.

>>78271275
We call it mommymaxxing, faggot.

>>78271275

>>78271110
>but she's expressed issues with even walking and eating.
???

>>78270759
You know the old saying

>>78271211
This is why she stopped hand cams

Beeko is receiving nectar offerings rn

Vtubers who (semi) fluently speak english, but have a very clear accent that shows their foreignness, make me ROCK HARD.

>>78271275
nah its kino
sakana keeps pushing these overly sexual outfits on the girls when they just wanna be a crab or something, if you look the people in phase with the biggest CCV have modest clothing

>>78270609

>>78271097
Because she's not autistic. She's a spaz, but not autistic. Notice how there's some anons that sniffed this out and started to hate her?

>>78271303
Proof?

>>78271275
wow rude

>>78271303
no receipts, two more weeks

I don't know why, but constant bee puns make me angry.

>>78270730
that's great kayfabe

>>78271303
We've had enough schizos today! Go away!

>>78271371
proof next thread

>>78271211
Runie has dainty fingers and isn't a fucking landwhale like Kirsche.
Stop posting this edit you stupid nigger.

>>78271303
proof next thread?

>>78270681
Literally who?

>>78271211
Appeals to pavement apes

>>78271423
Well if that's how you want to BEE anon...

>>78271423
calm down honey dont BEE like that

>We don't get Sawa because Sakana accepts Beeko

>>78271361
But her audience is still kids and coomers from the old outfit that she had full say on

>lie every stream
>lie about japan trip
>lie about visiting family
>lie about OffKai
>admit lying and call out people attempting to cross-reference her statements
>"Whoa, why does nobody believe Lumi's illness /here/?". Surely it must be the work of antis.
gumis are retarded

>>78271275
The crab outfit is 100x better when you realize she's completely naked under it.

>>78271303
You know what? I just cooked the biggest conspiracy theory of this year. PANKO IS JUST A BEEKO IN A PANDA COSTUME.

>>78271423

>>78270609
with her voice, it's her only redeeming quality as a streamer

>126 hours with no Pippa
I'm not gonna make it bros

>>78271357
>Hime when the bogan comes out

Wemi opened the quest book!
No more walking in circles, doing nothing at all

>>78271520

>>78271473
If she had brown hair you wouldn't make this post

>>78271444
Kirsche mentioned!
https://files.catbox.moe/3owj0a.mp4

>>78271473
The funny part is how Gumies always deflect to shitting on the other girls, mainly Pippa, when most others are willing to call the girls out when they do dumb shit.

Would you Beeko's stinger?

>>78271520
Least horny capipi

>>78270933
nobody is in danger here, worse case, hospital visit, IV with saline, and she's back home in a couple hours

PANKOS CUNNY HONEY

>>78271211
That length really doesn't look good given how small her fingernails are.

I'm beginning to think capipis are secretly the gayest fanbase here.

I want to eat Beeko's juicy cunny

>>78269769
jelly had a past life?

>>78270986
*tips fedora*
You spell God with a capital G btw. Fag.

>>78271473
>to cross-reference her
Lumi schizo is not a woman, anon.

>>78270803
probably is have a crab tail similar to Gura

>>78271318
she just mentioned having diagnosed developmental problems (childhood dyspraxia), but she has described herself as walking like a penguin and needing to have her arms out and take small steps. she struggles to balance going down stairs even as an adult. as for eating, she can't take large bites and chokes when fitting more than a little food in her mouth. as a result, she takes only tiny nibbles and she eats extremely slowly. she kind of struggles with anything not a liquid, and compulsively slices up solid foods before eating, therefore most of her diet is milk. not being able to tie her shoes is a comparatively small problem, and she was raised wearing crocs anyway.

For a second there I actually, truly, unironically thought "wow, having beeko in phase would be great, I hope she makes it". Something is fucking wrong with me.

>>78271473
>>78271564
Save your samefagging for later, the thread is busy right now

>>78271448
the owner of kiwifarms (site nearly as big as 4chan)

Beeko's juicy honey...

>accidentally tried to fastforward the stream
Fuck, i should slow down with watching vods.

How many of the girls besides Panko embrace their squibby?

>>78271169
maybe the guy who made the video

>>78271520
Keep edging. The wait will be worth it.

>>78271605
>Someone posted fag porn and talked about Pippa
>Nah, couldn't be a falseflagger or someone just shitposting. Has to be an honest to god capipi

>>78271605
Shut up Liker

>>78271605
pippa fans are those femboy nazi hoi 4 players

>>78271618
KEK

>>78271520

>>78271444
Nice shop

I'M ABOUT TO BEE OH MA GHOT

>>78271605
nah, they're just the brownest

I THINK BEEKO SUCKS

>>78271631
>Something is fucking wrong with me.
Yeah thinking she'd make it past auditions because BEEKO SUCKS
Just another mid orbiter.

>>78269974
5.691160951894328, 101.03343990890261
I don't even know which phase member posted this imageto the jannies, I just made those coords up

>>78271609
Do your reps. Similar name, same bgm, same catchphrase.

>>78271653
iktf
>stream sucks and is boring because some stupid superchat tangent
>try to skip ahead
>have to endure it
agony

>>78271752
Yea, me

BEEKO DEEKO

>>78271637(me)
>samefagging
All me.

I don't want to sound like a schizo, but we never saw them on the same stream together

>>78271756
>starknight actually found her

Beekophiles should post their penises

>>78271752
Hey Panko.

>>78271444
if this isn't an edit kirsche needs to spend less time Yelling about DEI and more time counting calories and going to the gym

>>78271631
I mean she is pretty cute.
she'd be a good fit.

>>78271780

>>78271211

>>78271798
>not beenises
one job

>>78270600
Remi is a case example of how sad it is when it isn't kayfabe: undercooked, undernourished, home education, missing crucial development steps as a child.

https://youtu.be/tKqSpCiUCB0

>>78271597
I'll cashapp you $3.50 to never type that again