/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hear me out: shondo saturdays

kissing her soft little shontoes

she's my fute bagel

i'm not gonna sugarcoat it

Shondo love day everyday, who's with me?

I hope one day she has a psychotic break on stream and we get to hear her utterly melt down from years of mentally ill larping as a horny eleven year old

I will be jerking off to the audio of her sobs for years to come if this happens.

>>78205652
too far tuffnarr

they're so silly

I love her very much! I can't wait to see her hard work when she returns!

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE fallenshadow!!!!!!!!!! come back to me soon shondo!!! i love you so much!!!! youre the most precious girl!!!! i want to kiss you and smother you with affection!!! i want to hold you and headpat you and take you somewhere nice for dinner and watch films with you and love you forever and ever and ever!!!

How is Inis joining a company going to affect Shondo? This feels like another Soya situation.

>>78206239
In no way whatsoever probably

>>78206239
Inis was literally just live DMing shondo about it and reassuring her that she is still a barbie, etc. and that they can still hang.

>>78206239
She was literally just talking in her stream. She's fine with it.

>>78206239
it seems like she has a lot of leeway so its more like 3am and girls fc i guess

>>78206321
What'd she say exactly?

>>78206239
Soya graduated out of nowhere and all of the Barbies took it poorly, not just Shondo. Nina and Oli cried when they found out.

All Inis did was join a sock. It's nowhere near the same situation.

>>78206479
she said that you should download chatterino you lazy cunt

>>78206560
Nahhh...

>Shondo DMing inis her worries about her going corpo
>Discord discussion with shondo where she ignores our worries and acts more and more corpo
So happy for your big event shondo!! Yeah!!!

flork

mimimimimi

>>78207241

>>78206560
stalking your wife in every chat is cringe and she wants to put a stop to that behavior

>>78207342

>>78207497
shit yourself
its not like i start chatting in every chat that she is in, i just watch what she types

>>78207639
she doesn't like that anymore, stop being a creep

Somnium please don't tear open tpb's asshole in offline chat

>>78207809
says who? she sure as hell didnt tell people to stop

>>78208238
read discord messages, she wants to stop encouraging this competitive behavior

>>78208330
im not competing with anyone by reading her messages
take your meds

>>78208374
>take your meds
you can't make me

she said she didnt want people obsessing over all her words
t. people in the thread yesterday

you dont have a 1 year ribbon btw, the hiatus and time you were banned doesnt count

>>78208697
I don't care about what you think it counts or not

i dont care what you think about what i think, it just doesnt count simple as

>seething 3 monther
kek

that would be a 1 monther actually

>>78208822
send a syadouWiggly in the chat if you really stand by your words

>>78208697
except i was still around through the entirety of both of those and your opinion means fuck all so feel free to shit yourself

>>78208980
expose that fraud

>>78208995
send 5 syadouLoves, a syadouPray and a Smile in that order so I can hold you accountable.

it just doesnt count, getting angry doesnt change anything

No fighting

no verbal fighting, dm me so we can arrange to solve this like real men

It makes sense if you think about it, if you watched a TV show 2 years ago and then they start a new season now, you haven't been watching it for 2 years.

none of this matters because unless youre a 30 monther you dont matter

i hate all of you and im too esl to tell you why

it should count double because it's really hard waiting for her

>>78209433
and if that show is still ongoing for a year after you start watching then you've been watching for a year so how is this argument meant to even work?

why is he back

>>78209582
Her stream hasn't been ongoing though has it

>>78209743
to troll you

if she wants to get rid of fomo she should get rid of all the subscriber badges

>>78209743
He posted on main by accident instead of his alt.

>>78209743
Kinda weird that Gary shows up and then he comes back, both around a time where his protégé has been losing.

>>78209866
She should unironically make badges all one color and no changes to how they look. Just stamp out the ratraceniggers completely.

>>78209753
yeah well i was here the whole time and that badge is going next to my name whether you agree it should or not so feel free to add it to your list of things about me that make you seethe and keep crying

youre the one seething because some guy told you that your pixel badge didnt count

true, i'm gonna go punch my wall and make a vaguepost on twitter to show how angry i am

You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

It doesn't count. You didn't beat Shonden Ring.

>>78210183
I'm still waiting for you to dm me, I wanna see you telling me it doesn't count to my face

It doesn't take much to set him off, does it.

The seething 6 monther still going

>>78210359
why are you larping as a cringe faggot

What are you guys yapping about now

>>78210455
I'm not larping as anyone. Stop being gay.

>>78210415
is that 6 months including the hiatus or a 4monther equivalent ive lost track

>>78210009
FORSOOTH! Doth thou inquire this Gareth fellow to be a renaissance of a precursory Shondophrenic?
The absurdity of the thought! Bah!

>>78210555
if you arent larping as anyone why are you responding when nothing was ever directed at you
syadouYay and syadouBiggly3 in chat so i can more efficiently derek you

>being so gay that you know the exact amount of time other guys have been subscribed
whoa and here i thought it couldnt get any gayer

>>78210701
because I got my 1 year badge during this hiatus, I can't just stay quiet about it

For some reason tweetdeck was able to show me this like

>>78210751
you didnt beat the game

>>78210743
It says how long when you click their name.

>>78210794
lol she's such a brat

>>78210794
kek

>>78210794
Play it shogga

>>78209903
What

>>78211531
HE POSTED ON MAIN BY ACCIDENT INSTEAD OF HIS ALT.

>>78211596
Huh?

>>78211631
HE POSTED ON MAIN

>>78211631
BY ACCIDENT

>>78211631
INSTEAD OF HIS ALT

>>78211892
Who?

i dunno i forgot lol

stop seeing her likes
fuckign stalkers!!!!!!!!!

shit yourself Gerald

Share anything that she likes pureasu

why is he back when he quit and removed his oshi marks
who graduated to bring this about

>>78212239
What

Guys I don't stalk other mens twitter please stop vague posting so I can be involved D:

let me stalk her likes dammit!!!!

>>78212313
how new

Given what I know and what has been said i think it's safe to assume they mean forestfires(FF/forest faggot, as fleece put it) is back

>>78212381
Pretty old, I just honestly have never given a shit about other chatters that much

>>78212468
ngmi

shonkanoko nokonoko koshonshon

>>78212549
SyadouChibiDance

can anyone tell me why shondo has gone into two separate streamers' chats today alone and commented "he's pretty cute" to people who she isn't married to?

>>78212838
just to fuck with you specifically

>>78212838
no

>>78212838
because despite being gay she loves to make people who stalk her every move seethe by sexpesting men
side note: why are you chatterino stalking her and antiposting? fuckign anti

>>78212838
To unironically fuck with her husbands. Today she stuck the knife in and then wanted to twist it. Just wait, most are gonna wish she pulled a Rushia instead.

>>78212838
demons are pretty sexy

>>78212999
have you played teraurge

>>78212282
it’s still there

>>78212999
Doesn't this guy have a small dick or something

>>78213035
no, should I?

>>78212838
She's been really sexpesty since she returned. Hope she can channel that into some sexy ASMR.

>>78213180
its not really demons and more xeno stuff but its really good
it has been on a REALLY long hiatus tho

>>78213267
oh thats where this thing comes from

>>78212838
Context?

>>78213340
yeah thats one of the fuckable xenos
you rape this one after you beat it

>>78213356
inis was showing off her demon husbando and shondo complimented him in chat

>>78213436
fucking whore!

>>78213418
oh yeah I've seen these things shitposted

>>78213436
That demon? it reminded her of me and that's why she called it cute, saw my image in it

>>78213436
unobtainable standards...

shondo better be ready for me calling hina or other blue archive characters cuter than her if she keeps calling other men cute as well

Hina IS cuter than shondo tho

bro youre in a polycule of almost 150000 people
why are you jealous

>>78213835
just fuck those other men to make them gay so that shondo gets the ick from them

she only gets the ick from heterosexuals

>>78213925
Incorrect, explode now.

unless they're horribly disfigured, monsters, or demons.

>>78214001
perfect, I'll fuck Jason which will make me more alpha than her crush and also non-heterosexual thereby becoming her ideal this plan is flawless

shondo and her pilot * are the cutest girls in the entire world

She's really pretty and i like her

oink

>>78214689
her nose is cute!!!11!!

Beautiful wife oinker

>>78214689
dumb bitch don't make me come over there and kiss it

>>78214193
shondo and her pilot shinji

>>78212959
rushia is her role model

>>78215263
move on fleece

It's okay if she does something bad I'll bonk her

>>78215116
my wife has never and will never have a man inside her

Sho on the other hand... His bussy is mine

>>78215490
shinji is female

leave shondo to me

Nah

>>78214870
plap

So, what'd she say on discord today?

>>78214870
I'd like to pronebone her butt while she makes this face

>>78215917
she said that you should download discord you lazy cunt

>>78215980
I'm locked out :(

>>78216133
gary....

>>78215917
she said that she hates you specifically

>>78215917
She said I won.

>>78215490
;)

>>78216168
N-naur...

>>78215917
the deadline for personalized ASMR footjob JOI requests ends today at 1:29AM BST, after which the link to the google doc will be deleted from the discord

>>78215917
that she still hasn't fixed her vr set up after 2 1/2 months of being productive
casual streams are for shitters, events are where it's at
husbands' words don't matter because it's what she wants to do
"there is no stress"
she thinks she can deliver better streams
she's going to make the break "worth it"
and she almost got arrested because she was being a dumb bitch and forgot mental breakdowns aren't excuses for paying your taxes
also re-debut soon

>>78216359
I swear... This girl is a handful...
Fucked up how I'm never there for these things

schedule for the next few months:
>comeback stream! I'm home!!
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>preparing (getting dressed)
>new outfit!!! it's summer time! -v-
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>testing some things!
>redebut! I got even cuter (impossible)!!!
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>baking cake! no stream sorry ><
>IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WOOOOO CELEBRATION
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>exhausted from event
>packing merch
>exhausted from packing merch
>packing merch
>exhausted from packing merch
>shipping merch!!!
>sick
>sick
>sick
>sick
>sick

>>78216994
Kino

>>78216994
give the person you claim to love a chance before you whine

>>78216994
she's just coming back to sell us things lol

My tax evading wife can't be this cute!

shondo if she marries me irl

>>78217330
i made this post

To be honest, i love fallenshadow a whole bunch

>>78217188
Megane....so cute...

She doesnt want to be with any of you IRL.

>>78219022
stinky femcel

>>78219022
And she won't, well, mostly
She will spend a bit of time together with me in the next world until I'm done getting everything in order for her to start streaming again, could be as much as as decades and as little as a couple of days

>>78219022
who asked? LMAO
I love my wife and I await her return!

>>78217330
Wait this looks familiar is this rule of rose? Or clock tower? Its on the tip of my tongue but i know its one of those ps2 games that have no right being $300 usd

>>78222196
yeah it's clock tower

>>78222196
Haunting ground

>>78222196
why is she looking at me like this? it makes me feel guilty of something :(

>>78222737
she knows what you did

>>78222475
This.
I hope she plays Rule of Rose some day but that game is so jank.

i hope she plays clock tower 3
you play a magical girl in that and you fight mass murderers

i want to be with her irl and tell her how much she matters and how cute she is and how wonderful she is and hug her and kiss her and love her love her love her love her shondo i need you shondo shondo shondo shondo shondo
stream when

>>78218780
she hates this tasteless garbage
>>78217330
she is infertile

retarded secondaries/clipwatchers

>>78223672
kill yourself you dont know who i am

her genetics are powerfully fertile, if she puts on some weight and muscle and gets healthier and maybe sees a doctor who isn't a quack and gets a better course of meds then she can be permanently pregnant from my seed

>>78223672
>she hates this tasteless garbage
yeah im sure she hates one of her best artists
maybe you're the clipwatcher here?

>>78223672
>she hates this tasteless garbage
>infertile
I see you have surface level knowledge, please get on my level before replying to this post.

you may not like it but this is what her ideal husband looks like
pack it up chuds its over for you
>>>/wsg/5584951

Kidnapping Shondo and force feeding her like a french duck and withholding her meds until she is pregnant.

I finally have gotten to the point of going back to vods to find moments I remember enjoying that I don't already have in my clip folder
Its over for me, I miss her so much

i cant watch vods cause i'll start crying if i hear her voice

i dont watch vods but i am going to watch some watchalong stuff when i rewatch some films

>>78223527
Clock tower, rule of rose, haunting ground all have women or girls hunted by killers i think theyd be right up shondo's alley

Shondo should be playing otome games to learn how to please a man

shondo should never practice pleasing a man because watching her miserably fail at first will be so much hotter

Shondo would watch nature documentaries with us on alt

many have said this

sumata with shondo

shork and shondo never been in the same room, makes u think

Playing Minecraft with shondo and griefing her when she's not paying attention and gaslighting her into believing it was actually herobrine

>>78227265
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78227991
Khaal... It's okay, i share your sentiments

will the grackle strat pay off

>>78228250
never call me that again

>>78228454
Never khaal you that again? Hehe

>>78228512
hehe good one

the clock is ticking, the hours are going by, the past increases, the future recedes, possibilities decreasing, regrets mounting
do you understand?

>>78228722
I dont know what kinda words you're saying anon but you're wiggly is on drugs. He's going hyper sonic. He go FAST WEEEEEEEEEE

>>78228722
now this is sealposting

>>78228722
https://files.catbox.moe/e8ifnf.webm

>>78228722
>do you understand?
I understand the passage of time, but i don't understand where you're getting at

shigga avin ah cry sis

>>78229492
404

>>78230082
huh wtf i just uploaded it, mustve been the feds
https://litter.catbox.moe/dfrfhp.webm

imagine her putting her legs behind her head and you just push her down and take her right there and then

now i'm horny. she needs to take responsibility for this

alt stream in 20

>>78228722
my life is already over. i think a lot of shoggas will have real regrets in a few years when she graduates though

i wont because i'll win

>>78234205
regardless of what happens she makes me very happy, I'm glad I was born around the same time to enjoy her (content)

>>78235677
Thats so true shoomfie. Purple creature my beloved.

you need to stop announcing that you're going to masturbate to shondo in offline chat

>>78236433
killjoy

>>78236433
i dont get this ritualpost

SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
SHOMIES OVER SHON
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE
DO THE SHOMIE

>>78237105
offline chat

>>78237361
no one said that

xdd

>>78237749
why is he looking at me like that? Scared

>>78237749

Ahhhhhhhh

>>78233797
LIAR

>>78241245
20 weeks

Soon she'll be gone for an entire quarter of a year

>>78241586
Next year.
We'll go from a work break, to a mental health hiatus to "hiatus while institutionalized".

goodnight shoggas

>>78241678
No

>>78242890
Gn zzz

S

H

O

O

T

G

Cunny

>>78245210
fute

>>78245544
Superior in every way

>>78245210
Uoh

Megane...

>>78246696
ok

>>78246696
cute

>>78246696
>>78247139
I love this little nerd

>>78247685
rape

https://files.catbox.moe/nn7a1w.ogg

I think if I cut myself open,
And I saw my ovaries within,
Temptation rising, pulling, gnawing,
To consume the flesh, the sin.

I would eat an ovary,
Nom nom nom nom nom nom,
It's always chicken, isn't it?
It's always chicken, wrong.

Nom nom nom, the taste of darkness,
Nom nom nom, consuming flesh,
Nom nom nom, forbidden banquet,
Nom nom nom, the blood so fresh.

Don't you think they look so tasty,
Little orbs of life inside,
Just like little guys, so dainty,
Eggs of fate, nowhere to hide.

Nom nom nom, the hunger growing,
What do you think they'd taste like?
Are they hard, or are they chewy?
Would you join me in this rite?

Nom nom nom, eternal hunger,
Nom nom nom, embrace the night,
Nom nom nom, the abyss calls,
Nom nom nom, to end this fight.

I'm sorry, it's the craving,
Cut open, exposed, laid bare,
You only need one, they say,
So devour, without a care.

>>78248485

Noir

Justice for Gary he did nothing wrong!

>>78249980
Can you shut up?

Ban evasion, harassing other shoggers, spamming, the list goes on. I don even want to talk about him

>>78250040
Just because you don't believe in the rule of law and want to get beaten and raped, doesn't mean that good standing citizens will stay silent in clear cases of injustice and abuse of power for sadistic gain

>>78250210
I too, believe in letting a known troll run amuck everywhere.

Just woke up, what'd I miss shoggas

I miss ty

>>78251025
that's nice shondo

>>78251025
Ok? Weird post

>>78251025
The breaking bad watch along with Ty were pretty fun. he had interesting insights on the sound and special effects. I liked him being around in the community

I'm guessing no stream from FT today

what if the mods are winning

They're winning because they get to be gay as much as they want among themselves

Its truly shover

>>78253099
Showarida...

fallen shadow please look at this it’s important
https://files.catbox.moe/x2b1dd.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/uxwhdv.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/z4cv5c.jpeg
https://files.catbox.moe/7o4i6g.jpeg

>>78254784
did you take these? very pretty

>>78254784
Nice bird
Did you take these?

The week day tradition ruined already, wrap it up
No point if its different every time

>>78253099
We are cooked

Shondo has probably gotten curious at least once and tried to give a bj to a banana or cucumber to see what its like

>>78255853
Combine this with her bragging about having no gag reflex and it's easy to imagine it.

>>78255633
The fight over wednesday was it's end

I want to hear her make gawk gawk gawk sounds

>>78256029
Shame the baker couldn't retain any level of consistency, at least the first week was kino

>>78256103
Indeed

>>78256889
how is she gonna do this expect NOT to be graped?

>>78256913
>how is she gonna do this [and] expect NOT to be graped
>[and] expect NOT to be graped
Her intention from the start was to make you grape her, mwahahahaha

>>78257015

>>78256913
grape you say?

https://files.catbox.moe/n4zsy1.png

>>78257351
never reply to me again

AHHHH I LOVE MY PURE VIRGIN WIFEY FALLENSHADOW ALSO KNOWN AS 'SHONDO' ! ! !

>>78257413
i cannot do not do that if i don't know who you are, anon.

>>78257416

>>78257556
what did i just tell you? please stop harassing me

>>78257416
are rave girls actually pure virgins? they don't give that vibe

i'm sorry shogga ;_;

Slow day, huh?

Is it father's day for shondo? Do you think she'll tell us if she went to FE's grave?

https://youtube.com/shorts/Yn7H2Hw1pX4
Shondo do this for FT

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oJR4SLo6gmw
shondo do this for me

>>78255932
There is a reason she knows she got no gag reflex

>>78251197
yeah me too oomfie <insert the screenshot of him taking up like 99% of her chat here>

Audio and sound tism

Today I will remind them

she's more beautiful as a mutt

i will not anti today
i will not anti today
i will not anti today
i will not anti today

>>78255853
>to give a bj to a banana or cucumber
>a banana or cucumber
weird ahh way to spell “FT”, shogga

>>78210697
stop larping as me faggot-kun, its fucking weird

>>78261861
Risenlight my beloved. My fute angle.

>>78263029
you can anti me instead if it helps

:/

>>78263629
you ARE COOL AND SEXY

>>78263941
OH MY GOD

Otis tail

i want to touch it to see how he reacts

>>78264912
Butt flab, i wonder if dewd has it too

stop posting about yourself

>>78265072
no idea but i want to jiggle his butt flabs
otis i mean

>>78263165
FT would never engage in such acts with their sibling. No matter how slender, erotic and fertile she is. Men have enough self control to not fuck a walking, talking onahole available to them 24/7 with no consequences...

this but unironically

I live on the same landmass as this shitty fucking brat and I can't correct her
Why live anymore

>>78265315
>anon is so insecure he's jealous of her brother and writes cuck fantasies

>>78265480
Can you not read, cuck? I said he would have self control ;)

>>78264912
I want to pet him and shondo

i live on the same landmass as this wonderful person and i am going to correct her lovingly
living is good

>hunneychu can't raid shondo every stream and leech off of her that way so now she talks about her every single stream to bait lonely shondophrenics to oshi her up
do better hunneychu,
do you really want to be the rebound oshi?
just carve your own unique gooner niche, I know you can do it

Who? Not shondo? Idc then

well shondo is the original rebound wife so it makes sense

If you had the ability to explode 1(one) shondophrenic, would you?

Yes I would explode myself inside shondo

>78266212
in my mouth? idk maybe

yeah some people deserve it

Exploding inside shondo's warm, salivating mouth

There isn't anyone I'd want dead, besides exploding them from a distance isn't satisfying. Stabbing someone with a knife is more personal.

shondo insisting you use her mouth as an onahole because she's insecure about satisfying you enough but still too scared to have sex

ignoring her fears and raping her to get it over with

she wouldnt do that

>>78266608
not for you

;)

What a beautiful Sunday evening I think I will creampie fallenshadow tonight

thighjob

>>78266732
post about it in offline chat tuffnar

>>78266813
Maybe I will

months of living with shondo and zero sexual contact, she starts teasing you a little too hard at the wrong time so you pin her down and start to undress her.
she's fighting and screaming like an animal the entire time and gets a few good kicks on you but it only makes you more angry
you start pulling down her panties but stop right before you can see the shunny then get up and pretend like nothing happened

>>78267166
I'd do this every now and then

>>78267166
lemme rewrite it
>you start pulling down her panties but stop as you see a tiny shock between her legs
>she covers her face to avoid meeting your eyes and has a mental breakdown
shranny... my beloved

>>78267365
If it's a girly shock I'd go down on her.

>>78267365
unsettling post, dewd

Go back to /lig/ for girl cock, this is /shon/, we rape sho here, no tranny shit

>>78267471
>we rape sho here
baseg. it aint even gay if you're very dominant.

Sucking her shock, gawking up and down the shaft as her shalls clap against my chin, until I feel her warm shum unload into the back of my throat T_T

the shoggers writing these pride month posts are the same ones that complain about the faggotry in discord and offchat. the absolute state of shonciety

I picture the shock as cute and micro, not a lot of room to go up and down. You'd suck on the whole thing like a thumb.