/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

BAU

>>78221929
sioli calls herself a minecraft cow, watch streams

>Mococo read a Fuwawa chat
there's no hiding

>>78222224
BAU BAU
No get...

>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>oh gosh...wuffian...

>>78222246
BAU

>>78222259
shiori actually doesn't like the joke but rolls with it

I want to milk Fuwawa...

>>78222224
BAU BAU

One second

>>78222259
watch shiori streams?

>>78222353
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Less than 1 chat per second right now, if you can't get read during this stream then literal and actual skill issue (they hate you specifically).

>>78222358
Shiori FUCKING HATES Fuwamoco, but just wants to be the better person and only makes light jokes to defame them, like constantly saying they're secretly lewd.

for those who don't use dual monitors, or are busy gaming.

https://holodex.net/multiview/AATMzjtNzxi8t0w%2CTAFYchat0%2CAMTM7YNhbv8dMnI

>>78222358
Yeah, it's pretty clear. But they're (also) autistic. Shiori needs to do what Fuwawa did and just ask them to stop.

>>78222508
Or you just don't make any effort to get read and simply emote spam like me

>getting angry about Fuwawa using their iron
See? Mococo makes all the financial decisions in the household.

kino

>>78222589
she get's angry because fuwawa keeps burning her dresses

>ask chat a question
>doesn't read any of the answers

pillaging mococo's butt

I'm going to bully Mococo while her nose is running

do they literally buy a single packet of tissues every time? they're always out

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>78222677
she's really snotty pretty much all the time, so she probably uses a LOT of tissues.

>>78222512
thats not a joke tho

>>78222657

mococo is so autistic lol

did she get nosebleed? I used to get those with allergies.

>>78222698
YOU"RE KILLING MOCOCO I LOVE YOU

i hope we hear mococo blow her nose on fuwawa's stream

YT Better is broken as shit

>>78222677
She should just have a roll of toilet paper on the desk.

>>78222866
works on every browser except firefox

>>78222829
No, it's one of those times when mucus keeps coming out of the nose, like when you eat something really spicy.

>>78222771
"secretly" Their debut stream listed fucking Yosuga no Sora as a favorite

NOEH

Why the hell does Mococo have so many pickaxes...

>>78223032
same reason she has so much torches

Mococo is so loud lol

>>78222677
When I get sick I blow enough snot to go through an entire roll of toilet paper in a matter of days when it would normally last me four months. I imagine having severe allergies is like being sick 24/7.

>>78222936
That explains it

Is the blue one retarded?
Is the pink one autistic?

>ueh, one second

>sheeps start having sex
>fuwawa: I DONT WANT TO BE HERE
my sides

>>78222224
BAU BAU

>>78223205
SHE'S FUWAWA
SHE'S MOCOCO

>>78222873
pretty sure thats what she did

45 minutes in and 0 progress
KINO

they need to get more efficient, make the farm bigger and cook a stack of meat at once in furnace

>>78222353
You guys like to pretend they are sex goddesses, but let's be honest. Sex with them would be awkward and clumsy with most of you finishing in three minutes.

>>78223316
good

>>78223205
>ehehehehehehehe yeah

>>78223377
they got a cow what do you mean

>>78223386
Yes everyone knows Mococo would shriek in horror at the sight of a veiny cock

>>78223386
I can keep up from 4 to 5 hours

Have they recovered Fuwawa's treasure?

>>78223377
they're impressively bad at playing games :D

>>78223386
you are vastly overestimating me

So what's everyone's setup to watch both girls?

>>78223386
>three minutes.
More like ten seconds but hey I can do that five times in a row.

>>78223386
obviously. theyre both sweaty weeb virgins and a bit insecure.

>>78223386
>Sex with them would be awkward and clumsy with most of you finishing in three minutes.
i can tell you're a virgin. that's ok. sex is more than just plapping constantly until you ejaculate

>>78223386
The fastest I ever came was 2 seconds

>>78223560
i only watch fuwawa

>>78223596
don't tell him nobody helped me out when it was my turn

>>78223596
>i can tell you're a virgin
Yeah?

Drinking Shiori's milk

+lactation

>>78223560

>>78223560
32" 4k Monitor two windows of firefox, simplicity is key

>>78223560
I use holodex with fuwawa's chat.

>>78223560

>>78223596
>sex is more than just plapping constantly until you ejaculate
Thats not what my hentais say

why do these girls engage my protective instinct so much

>>78223560

All the advice or answers to their questions keep getting pushed off screen by the retards spamming baubau. Kinda annoying.

>>78223823
because they really need help IRL

>go back to mining
>still no food for healing

>>78223756
I used to be able to have both their chats on there but now both of the listed chat windows are the same, just using YT now.

>>78223823
cause theyre both sweet, dangerously dumb, and they act happy rather than lash out angrily.

>>78223883
I spam bau bau specifically to push the chats of gameplay schizos off the screen

>>78223885
Nice mousepads

FUWAWA LOVE

>>78223883 (me)
And headpat emotes.

she just ran into it...

>>78223885
post a closer up pic of the fuzzy mousepad

>>78223946
>I spam bau bau specifically to push the chats of gameplay schizos off the screen

the bucket

>>78223946
It's not gameplay schizo if they ask a question and the answer gets pushed away by all these idiots.

>>78224068
Time to BAU

Fuwawa doesn't deserve it back

i love moco!

>>78223885
I have the exact same monitor on the side

>>78223929
yep, that would explain it
love them

>>78224068
They also literally said that they WANT to be backseated. This is the one time where being a gameplayschizo is actively encouraged as long as you arent being a cunt about it

Fuwawa...

>still doesn't know right from left
No wonder she made a wrong move and punched Mococo in the face.

>I thought left was right

fuwawa dot dot dot

I think we actually legitimately need someone to teach left and right

>Mococo: I let out water
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>78224399
dios mio la creatura

>>78224345
>>78224348
Why is she like this?

>>78224466
yea, right into my mouth

>QUIT STALLING FUWAWA
damn, Mococo

fuwawa is my favorite game

Man they're REALLY enjoying this game, not even in collabs they go for as long without reading chat. Not even offcollabing with her oshi made Fuwawa stop reading people all the time, but Minecraft autism does it. Pretty cool.

>>78224567
HOEH?!!!

>>78224610
It's a game made for autists

>>78223885
are titty mousepads actually comfy to use or just a meme?

>>78224567
I do this. I name them after other ruffians

>>78224567
Kek

i am drunk and very happy to see mococo live :D

>don't break it
fuck off ruffians

>>78224693
no they suck, too small and resting your wrist on the boobs limits your movement so much

i hope they run into a Biboo cave

>>78224784
they want help, so i will help them. simple as.

USELESS

>USELSSS
holy shit mococo kek

>>78224693
Not comfy at all. I have 4 but they're just for show

>>78224836
you're boring, seeing the gravel fall on them and hearing them scream would be kino

>>78224693
nta but theyre fine. the rest is pretty soft, so you csn easily cum on them and pretend theyre real (small) breasts

>>78224836
KYS. They hate faggots like you.

>>78224884
>>USELSSS

help me stepsister i'm stuck

1 hour left of gameplay...

Zenloss soon

>>78224898
it would have been a good lesson too. Ruffians should let them fail more often

love you all <3

>>78225014
Nope they love it. They want to be backseated. You'd know if you watched streams, nigger

The block game is too real!

>>78224884
>USELSSS
Ehehe wuffian~

>>78225014
watch streams

I love the way Mococo is autistically building stairs

>>78225074
Telling them is a good lesson to. Its also what they want cause they dont lose anything. Everyone wins except (you)

>>78224693
If you are just fucking around it serves a similar function as one of these mousepads. Mococo's especially is ok since your wrist just rests in her asscrack but yeah for anything kind of gaming I just use a mat.

>>78225115
Thanks Nerissa

>>78225125
Kill yourself. They only say that to not make faggots like you angry.

really really deep in Fuwawa

>>78225115
who dis

>>78224610
>Fuwawa asks chat a question.
>Doesn't read the answer to her question.
The fluffy minecraft experience.

one second

>Fuwawa only helped to fight it after Mococo took the brunt of the damage

>>78225292
kek where did you come from?
and can you go back

>>78225292
Watch streams, brownie. They said it the other day. They explicitly said to "please backseat us!!"

they are so fucking bad

Raul my oshi

>I have to make the stairs Fuwawa and I have to make sure they're just right and even please let me do this Fuwawa I need to do this

>>78225413
>>78225412
>i have to babysit them and coddle them from all danger constantly and make the stream as boring as possible

these bitches are rarted

KINOEH

>>78222224
BAU BAU

>>78223885
>schiit
i see you anon. based.

>going up the stairs makes me really hungry huh?
Holy fucking FAT

>>78225563
Fuwawa rarted on my face

>>78225019
>>78225159
Fuck kek

Maybe the Japanese landlords didn't want to rent to them because they actually thought they were retarded

>>78225534
Yes, cause its what they want. Glad you understand!
If you want hardcore gamers, go somewhere else kek. FuwaMoco are the dumb daughterwife experience where toy have to coddle them.

>>78225413
You are making the streams worse and they'll get less clips because of you. You are actively harming them.

You know why Fuwawa leaves doors open

>>78225707
stop spamming. its okay. youll be okay, anon

>>78225563
>rarted

>>78225563
NORTED

>I need more food
>ok! *leaves*

>>78225784
KYS anti.

>>78225707
Clips of vtubers doing something cool in a game >>>>>> Clips from being shit at game

>moco drank shiori's milk
i am still thirsty

Good god what's going on with Fuwawa's stream

>>78225707
Its actually helping them cause they want to be good at MC so they can play with their senpai.
Stop holding them back, tourist anti

Making pink babies with Mococo

>>78226004
KYS.

>>78225783
she's a rapist?!?

>>78226055
It's not rape if I'm willing

They should dye one of the sheep yellow and name it Watame

>>78226055

>>78226055
Fuwawa Rape GOD

>>78226055
Only when it comes to Mococo.

>>78226116
>>78226173
I don't want to be raped, is there any way to escape from Fluffy?

why don't they expand the area of the animal pen so more animals can fit?

>>78226055
>>78226251

>>78226348
MOCOPAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>78226317
When you hear her giggle late at night in a dark alley, it already over.

>>78226412
that's way too advanced, they're beginners, come on now

>>78226508
A man can't be raped by a woman.

>>78226412
not enough brain cells

>>78226625
Proof?

Fuwawa is so useless

Damn V-Faction

>WE DID IT

>>78226871

>>78226625
>knocks you out
>pins you down
>force feeds you viagra
ehehe

>>78226839
Nah, Mococo never would have managed to kill him if Fuwawa hadn't told her to do it.

Is that how that works?

Is this accurate? I'm watching on mute

>>78225707
For what it's worth, I don't think they'd get any popular clip from dying to gravel.

>behind me? *walks forward*

>>78226979
erm

Fuwawa is the stay at home wife farming organizing etc and mococo is the breadwinner, fighting mining and crafting

It's kind of endearing that they have remembered and used some of the knowledge posted in the hashtag, but forgot all about it or forgot about the details. Which is exactly like them

>>78227034
it's completely wrong

>>78227034
Its 100% right

>>78226412
I think they convinced themselves that they can't do anything without chat telling them how to do it so they don't even try to think.

>>78227034
>>78227065
kek

>>78226990
That makes Fuwawa the mother of Mococo.

do they even have a goal? what are they doing?

>>78227217
learning the game

>>78227154
I mean chat's told them quite a bit, they just havent done it yet cause theyre too scared of letting the animals out

Bunch of no fun people in chat telling her to drink milk BOOORING BOOOOO

>>78227217
learning
watch streams

>>78227217
Their best

>>78227217
getting redstone

>>78227217
their goal is to get better at Minecraft so they can be as competent as their senpai

>>78227034
My queen

>>78227301
kys anti. go watch a streamer who doesnt want to be spoonfed everything

why are people still playing a 15 year old game? This is probably older than half their chat

>building fancy stairs in the middle of a cave
my mocochan...

>>78226960
Fuwawa would never do that, right?

>>78227301
There's no village nearby anyway. Nothing funny will happen.

>>78227408
I am 25 years old and I still play block game.

>>78227437
No of course not

Think we might need to #HelpFWMC with the stairs

>>78227437
of course not

>>78227408
I've been playing this game since before you were born.

>>78227405
Anti chat?

>>78227405
im going to fart on you

>>78227408
and I've played it for the majority of that time.
what's your point?
do you realize that you aren't actually making an argument?

>>78227472
>I am 25 years old
Yeesh

>>78226960

>>78227679
that's too young for fuwawa

>>78227529
I think teaching them how to properly use a sword is more important

>>78227472
I miss being 25...

>>78227618
My point is they should play something that hasn't been beaten to death by a million other streamers

>>78227715

>>78227408
I don't see the problem. I've been playing super mario world since 1998.

>>78227472
Old ass nigga

>>78227529
They clearly haven't read any of the other minecraft tips in it though

Fuwawa makes my pp feel good

>>78226990
crown princess Fuwawa
princess Mococo
honestly these subhumans can't even do their homework on royalty

>they can't navigate simple block staircases
it's bauver

>>78227849
sister

>>78227408
i would bet most of their chat is Oji-sans

>>78227869
yeah but SMW is good

>>78227472
this 25 year old plays Minecraft and Bau Baus KEK

>>78227849
You should suck a dick and choke to death

Whenever they thank us for helping them I say you're welcome even though all I did was spam emotes

>>78227920
Same.

>>78227740

BLACK GUY = SCARY

>>78227869
Super Mario World came out in 1990?

>>78227920
They both do it for me.

>oh I looked at his belly?
>ehehehe

>>78227979
y-yeah w-what about it huh?

>>78228057
they were taught well

>oh i looked at his belly?
>oh that's good

>>78228031
Damn i have to wait 12 years.

>>78228124
They werent scared of the guy in Die Hard tho.

ah the ame stairs this takes me back

>>78228031
If they don't love me because of my age, I'll just rape them.

>>78228031
hey that's me

>>78228086
yeah, like 92 or something I played it on a hand me down snes

zy MOCOC

They encounter one of those black dudes in Japan
"Don't look at it in the eyes, Moco-chan!"
*Moco-chan screaming noises*

Poor black dude

>>78228102

>>78228261
I don't get it

>has mococo build the stares
>I'M HUNGRY
>ARE WE ALMOST THERE?

>>78228295
KEK

>>78228295
kek if only they were like this...

>>78228326
>stares

>>78228102
Me on the bottom!

>>78228326
What's going on inside her head?

>>78225468
Bautism

>>78228392
fuck

>>78227408
I'm 38 years old and sometimes I play minecraft

BRAT FUWAWA SEX

Mococo is quite sexy today

>>78228295
Ermm mococo likes the black dudes in the movies
Fuwawa is the racist one

>>78228416
nothing

>>78228102
stop ban evading

>walking into you, blocking your vision
>leaving a trail of seaweed etc...

>>78228102
sauce?

>>78228409
the floor? Can I be isekaid as their floor?

>>78228518
i havent been evading. ive been a good wuffian and havent been b& in weeks

mococo's staircase sucks!

only 20 minutes left and they accomplished nothing kek

>>78228534
she was actively trying to push her kek

>>78228493
Mococo is not sexy.

>>78228445
there's nothing sadder than retreading the same path every day on your way to the grave

>>78225468
I absolutely love this little autist.

>>78228602
they got pink sheep

>>78228445
Don’t you have a wife and kids to take care of jiji

>>78228434
>Bautism
Kek

>>78228602
Excuse me, Mococo managed to put stairs going into the mine for easier travel

>it's almost been 2 hours

>>78228692
wife and kids left me for cheating but at least I have the house...

Leave him alone poachers

>>78228602
They’ve protected my smile, I love these MC streams, wish they’ve started them earlier

>one second

I want to take them by the paw and teach them

Foodwawa...

I want to give them both a big hug

>>78228879
Me: I'm gonna put it in okay?
Mococo: one second

>>78228879
I love her

I was wondering why the thread seemed so peaceful but then I realized Gura is streaming

I like these streams... they are max comfy.

>>78228989
This is my line of thinking everyday

Fuwawa don't know how to read

>>78229079
Here's a secret not many know all of Gura's antis are also FWMC antis. If you know, you know

Is there any way to listen to this BGM?

>>78229189
is this your first time on the internet

>>78229079
She even went past her original end point just to fully overlap FWMC

>>78229189
by watching the stream

sucking off wuffians~

you vill eat za food

Good, they finally expanded the animal pen

Fuwawa's voice is so comfy I think I could sleep to this stream...

>>78229277
farting in wuffians mouths~

Why does milk remove curses?

>>78229263
I meant the BGM by itself. It's pretty comfy, I want to loop it while I sleep.

why is this retard expanding 1 block at a time

>You had one job
Soundpost onegai

YOU HAD ONE JOB

useless.

>>78229483
I know i was joking

mogojyan... you had one job...
captcha: P0GGP

they are so retarded

It's true your honor.... i love fuwawa

why does fuwawa roll her eyes every time mococo sneezes? kek

how many sneezes today

>>78229564
Yeah

>sorry I'm not interested anymore
soundpost that
brutal

>dont tell them one little thing
>they both get mad
Kek they literally want their husbands to hold their hands and spoonfeed them every little thing. How cute.

>>78229626
if we hear it this much on stream, imagine how much she hears it

>>78229385
<3 <3 <3

>has an axe
>uses her hand to break the fences

nobody is counting the sneezes

>>78229574
Yeah, I love her so much that I couldn't control myself.

>>78229662
i love them so much it hurts

>>78229653
she said interesting not interested

>>78229564
perfection

the minecraft is already over fucking mbembe

How many times a day does fuwawa get sneezed on?

be the soundposter you want to see in the world

>>78229379
this girl is so hot and pretends not to know

>>78229662
Stop lying.

>>78229829
I can be but I'm too lazy

>>78229724
Baused SpyxFamily and Godzilla chad

Infinite waterbros...

Someone add Mocopan in their inventory

>>78229662
theyre great

lets go back mocojan?

>>78229724
reminds me, I should watch more kaiju flicks

>>78229954
It's not how Donkey Kong would have played

>>78229795
Is it? Aren't they trying to get redstone this stream?

what the fuck

Gura just finished, what'd I miss in minecraft so far?

>>78229847
watch the stweam and stop thweadweading

>>78230086
Actual schizo

>>78230087
Go back

>>78229961

>>78230087
Stay here

Anybody recognize what shaders they're using?

We're making it 3 hours of Minecraft lads

i want world seed

Oh they're so helpless without my help! They need me to play with them and give them advice!!

>>78230086

>>78230087
What was the announcement chumkek

You've been seething about men for 2 hours

they were very close to the treasure

>>78230232
kek

>>78229662
Theyre perfect

i just noticed the moon is round
what texture pack are they using?

>>78230395
retard

doubters in absolute shambles

>>78230301
Shark City birthday live

fuck me they are stopping already??

No...

>>78230432
no, mine is square with optifine

>>78230314
No...

>>78230314
hes been btfo'd directly by fuwamoco. pls undastando

NOOOOOOOOO SO CLOSE TO KINO MINIg

Figured as much, was fun, though

NOOOOOOO DON'T GO

Mococo is so useless!

doubtchads win again

they made 0 progress in 2 hours why are they sacrificing minecraft for superchat reading

>>78230242 (me)

>we still have some more stuff to talk about

it is over, please no

>>78230584
because they love their piggies

Finally, I've been waiting 2 hours for the schedule

ENTER THE SCSCHIZO

Well today they expanded the farm slightly, made a chest and made stairs. Kinda underwhelming but I'll take it.

>exactly 2 hours hit
>immediately end stream
this is kinda annoying at this point, it feels like they're just hitting a chore threshold

progress:
- expanding farm
- making stairs to the mines
- lighting up the way to the house

>>78230669
So true my fellow brown sister

>>78230584
they got a cow, they made stairs, and expanded the farm what do you mean

we're watching koyo after the stream, wuffians!

>>78230701
yeah, go off champ. tell me how much you enjoy them not streaming for longer for us. you glow.

Make Fuwawa happy tonight paypuppies

hhow can my drunk ass stay awake without wuffians???

>>78230669
>hitting a chore threshold
This is literally the busiest time of their entire careers, anon and suzu put too much shit on them.

>>78230768
I'm not