/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

SEX with MIKOANON

>rezuuls last 23 of 30 games were 3rd and 4ths
damn poor fucker

>>78141145
Was there a jong tournament at Offkai? And did he play?

>>78141145
>he hasn't played in 3 weeks
he really did burnout

>>78141306
please understand he has tummy hurt

men don't do that

I see you, captain

>captain finally streaming

>>78141615
Then how come i bleed from my butt every month?

SEX with LITTLE GIRLS

>>78141937
I don't believe you.

Captain get in the model and put on the socks!!!

cease your grooming

>>78142905
no

>>78141145
HAHAH KONDESHI LETS POUND ON THE FALLEN MAN

>>78143554
I HAVE MORE RANKED POINTS THAN REZUUL

>>78143554
Based

Fight sheep fight!

your captain is getting mad

>>78147373
he didn't drink enough to watch this shit

>captain doesn't post his stream in /jong/
he hates us
https://youtu.be/5LZqSIIj2qs

he sounds so disappointed in you guys...

>>78150763
Well I'm disappointed in him for not using a model.

>>78150763
we're as good as the training he gave us

people that drop their main for yuzu get what they deserve

yuzus get what they deserve

shut up nerds fuck you

i forgot i was supposed to play as miki

so that's why he looped out of m1

>>78151971
m2

League started at the wrong part of his loop.

>>78152712
he finished his loop just in time for league

Anon, this is your captain speaking. You're benched. AI (Normal) is going to be playing the rest of your games.

>>78154129
understandable

I cannot endure this dishonor...

jongkeks, our response?

>AI is taking our jong

WJ!

Sub me in, I'll use mortal bot on your account

Could your oshi solve this?

>>78159456
no, my oshi is clinically retarded and also doesn't play mahjong

>>78157420
The wall is obviously rigged in in favor of /mjg/. The chuunis and anyone with worse ranking are paid jobbers

>>78159456
2,4,5,6,9?

>>78160505
Oops not 4

>>78160505
it's 258 369

I hate single suits

>>78160575
I didn't go back and see which waits worked with the 1 ankou

>sheep streaming jong and didn't link it
He hates us.
https://www.twitch.tv/vita_x_3

He knows he's benched

he hates us...

>hell wait riichi discarding the dora for some reason
no tips bros... not like this

tipkeks...

Why do jongtubers hate jongers?

Hello, /jong/.

>>78163414

>>78163414

>>78163315
Because /jong/ers hate /jong/ reference the intentional league jobbing for proof

>>78163966
>intentional
dyrbi

It was intentional in the sense that I rigged it to happen.

>>78164003
I want to…

>>78164124
why do you hate me

At least you got drafted

>>78164268
at least you escaped

We should have grinched after he oc reveal

>>78164459
But that might have been the moment that cursed your team

>>78164241
I love you, anon.

>>78161375
WHO DID THIS??!!
I WAS NOT PREPARED TO BE SEEN BY JONG!

>>78165424
>pippa is actually a man
i knew it

>>78165424

>>78165424
I did.

I was too late and missed the sheep stream

>>78165544
it was a few friendlies no tip rooms

>>78165470
Pippa should put on the socks

Now that I’ve tanked our score I can sleep soundly.

Don't wake up

Because I have a surprise for you

now that he's asleep I can go to sleep and let the thread die

>>78166674
not on my watch.

Today I will not bump the thread

>>78167092
Who allowed you to take the weekend off?

Your kyaputen's a good friend so I will bump this thread once

>>78168205
be my friend too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gw58xwWODA
Moco!

That was a short stream but 4th place, no improvement for the tournament.

Towa

towa baby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cKlErSvWf0
Mahjong with the sword saint/slut.

i have acquired yuzu juice

>>78173650

>>78173650
how boujie

>>78173719
very

>>78173966
quite.

time to jong.

>>78174475
gl

Justify that kan besides it being based jongstalker

Mornin /jong/

>>78175069
it was based
what more do you need

you wouldn't let your thread die during the league games, right?

>2nd place
>-7.3

There is nothing more based than invigoration of the field by kan

So how did the games go aus kuns?

>>78177126

>>78177126
lol

No 4ths this session

>>78178461
Sorry to disappoint.

Thread death postponed

Not much tile clacking going on today

one day I'll wake up to a win

>>78182383
US session is your chance. Ganbatte.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqmFH7Vnuc4
Mahjong with capybaras!

>>78183336
I never noticed she was a capybara

>nagashi jumpscare

EUX mahjong action. Woo~

>>78185587
>we're losing to these retards

>>78185769
Your team should be more lucky.

>>78186021
it's mostly a skill issue

>>78186125
Some very questionable moves but I've also seen some really bad luck. Screw points, just clack some tiles and create OC.

Mahjong Soul or Riichi City? Site or PC client?
t. newfag

>>78187126
You must be a new Riichi City intern from the discord, it's league season, save the shilling for when the collab actually comes out.

>>78187177
Nope, I'm this guy >>78061466

>>78187126
Pretty much everyone plays MJS. That's what all the chuubas will be playing if you want to join their viewer games and are also what all the friendlies posted here and in other threads will be on. I like RC myself though.

I still use the MJS browser, can't speak for the client.

>>78187226
I don't know man, it's always the same post with the same question whenever Riichi City announces something.
If you're a newfag then do whatever you want, but I'm 80% positive you are not.

>>78187126
For a beginner it doesn't matter much. mjs is really stingy for f2p guys. Friendlies are 99% played on mjs. High level rooms in RC are shit if you don't play in JP timezone and even then...
Just try both.

>>78187126
mahjong soul if you care about playing friendlies, client if you want yakuman animations or it lags in your browser, but I just use the website

>>78187126
Mahj Soul has more players by far and if you're a vtuber fan, practically all of us play Mahj Soul. Same thing if you happen to be a vtuber yourself.
At the end of the day, they're both riichi mahjong. RC actually shows you the wall you draw from, which some people like, but the amount of players outside the vtuber community, let alone within it, is much smaller.

>>78187226
>>78187307
Sorry my bad I thought this was /mjg/ I just realized this is /jong/ sorry if I sounded like a schizo calling you a shill.

>>78187295
>>78187308
>>78187316
Thanks, I appreciate it.
>>78187307
>If you're a newfag then do whatever you want,
Oke, thanks I guess.
>but I'm 80% positive you are not.
Idk what kind of people you have here, I'm literally learning about yakus right now https://litter.catbox.moe/kv1vb2.png

>>78187583
Some schizos are console wars faggots, the mere idea of you asking about RC makes them throw a tantrum and piss all over the place.

>>78187511
>practically all of us play Mahj Soul
That was mainly why I was asking, to see if there's a preference. Thanks!
>>78187549
Np, all good.

>>78187583
People just feel the need to do consolefag tribe tier shit.

>>78187549
That shill was here too awhile ago and had a melty when someone shitposted about not being able to find a game in the RC throne room equivalent(it might've been the gold room? I'm not too sure) after trying the dim tsumogiri is QoL loop, but he had a pretty distinct typing style.

>>78187923

Why do we have so many detective posters?

>>78188180
I post her because she's my main but faggots like >>78187753 make me regret it.

>>78188180
the high schizo concentration of /vt/ breeds more detectives out of necessity than the relatively low levels of schizophrenia in /mjg/

>>78188326
>actual literal who main
I don't believe you

>>78188411
https://x.com/Jantama_rank
>26
Where's the hat, huh?

>>78188611
60, but posting character popularity doesn't mean shit. I still don't believe you.

>>78188726
You got me, I only bought it for Fu Ji to rig my haipais.

>>78188997
well, I believe you own her now, but why even bother posting character popularity instead of a picture of your dorm in the first place?

>haven't seen a hat in friendlies in months
>haven't seen a hana in friendlies
Who are you people

>>78190249
I don't play friendlies, I just post JP streams and bump this thread during AUS/Yurop NEET hours

>>78190249
I don't actually own hat...

>>78190338
Thank you for your service I've been watching a bunch of the jp vods

>>78190389
That's nice, hope it'll benefit you. Just watching guys like ossan and trying to understand his plays/discards is fun. He explains his plays in JP but even if people don't understand it, it could level up their game.

>>78193227

>another team riichi'd their kokushi and won
Why are >we so unlucky

>>78196416
It was rigged against us

Raping mikoanon!

doko

>>78183336
>she's still live 6 hours later

Sleepy mahjong day

>>78206464
only a couple more hours until we catch up to ddddddddddddddddd

Majsoul Friends Room 19660(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=19660
no afk I promise

>>78211861
2/4

/jong/ is dead

I’m doing cardio rn maybe later

>>78211861
3/4

>>78211861
He promised...

>>78211861
WJ, what a long game

>>78211861
>west 4
well jonged

>>78211861
well jonged

>>78216588
>>78216640
Was wondering why you guys were in game for so long.

>>78212605
I did it on time..
>>78216588
>>78216640
>>78216650
journey to the west...

>>78218322
If I can drag a game to west 4, I will

Don't die while we're jobbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9s4PKvXT4Q

maybe it would be better if we died...

>>78221952
it's a -150 session, I can feel it

>job hard
>still get second
thank god

>>78224664
>posting spoilers

>>78224749
it's been forever I assumed it was 5 minutes already

I don't like the pacing of this anime, when does the winning arc start.

>>78225111
this is the meguca of league teams

>>78225111
when the entire team grinches and we get the AI to take over

>entire team dies of cancer and tsumogiri bot tenhou and nagashi mangans to victory

>commentator thinking furry knows what fu is

>>78226195
He needs to watch the VOD for this to see how much his discards were killing that guy.

>>78226712
I've been fortunate enough to have commentators who just get amused at my stupid shit.

>>78226815
I wish a got a commentator who would yell at me for my discards like this so I knew what I was doing wrong

Is this like the most unlucky thread ever? What the actual fuck. Fuck you god, fuck you jong, fuck you RNGesus.

>>78227442
not only are we bad, we're also unlucky

Why are we losing so much? This fucking game is rigged.

>furry-kun won
well done!

>>78228558
thanku!

>>78226885
You want ones that make fun of you and explain why you're retarded but being funny about it.

>>78229138
>m1 looper is now the weakest link

>EU games means I have to cut my sleep by 2-3 hours and I'm working 6 days a week for the next two months
it's unironically over for me

>>78229481
just tell your team you have IRL circumstances and can't easily make those sessions.

>>78229567
I might play better under those conditions unironically

dog works for a black company and plays for a black team

>>78229780
he's just coping, he can switch games if he asks

I'm glad we finally met in battle dog. You are a worthy opponent.
That doesn't necessarily sound like a compliment actually, but I'm glad your first game was against us.

the battle of two retards

>battle of two retards
>we both lose points
you can take the dog out of /jong/, but you can't take the /jong/ out of the dog

So, jong?? With anons??

Majsoul Friends Room 39687(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=39687

sorry jellyjonger I have to go to work

>>78230559
2/4!

>>78230677
that's fine, maybe next time!

I have barely been paying attention to the chuuni's. Are they cursed, retarded, or is it all part of their plan?

>>78230902
cursed

>>78230902
yes

>>78230559
3/4!

I've been cured of my terminal nyaggeritis.

my copebot rating was pretty high despite keeping honors for longer than usual to starve out players...

>>78231537
90+ or you're benched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rmeF_1D8Cg
Pippa Jong

>>78232659
i don't believe it

I'm bringing my kindle to work and reading some books... it's over

hate pippa

>>78230559
well jonged

>>78230559
wj

Well jonged! You have to sign my form to certify I am cured of my nyaggeritis.

>>78234022
Shut up, Pippa!

>>78230559
WJ!

>>78232659
Wake me up on monday I'm grinching the whole weekend.

>>78234484
did you skip calling chun twice in one of those hands? seems pretty cured to me

>>78234484
Get to Expert and then we'll revisit this conversation.

>>78234704
Yes! That was me.
>>78234721
But anon... if you don't sign my form they'll send me to the institute again...

Hi, /jong/.

>>78234938
hi anon

>>78234814
>if you don't sign my form they'll send me to the institute again
Too bad! Now put on this chastity belt. No cummies until you make adept 3!

>>78234938
I don't know who the FUCK you think (You) are coming in /here/ like THIS, but you're a valuable person, even if you don't see it in yourself at times

>>78234938
Hello there

>>78234721
>cured of nyaggeritis
>expert

>check out AMQ before I embarrass myself in front of /mjg/
>pic related
I think I might be retarded bros... I'm going to just stick to mahjong.

>>78237051
I haven't watched an Anime since 2002

Hi, /jong/.

Bye /jong/

asked a friend to doodle hanna
no idea why I'm posting it here too

>>78238277
Everyone always leaves me

>>78238326
it's very cute! thanks for sharing it here <3

Ranked practice because im scared

Majsoul Friends Room 96009(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=96009

>>78238695
2/4

>>78238695
started

I'm too scared to watch the vod of my table

>>78239277
watch it, the commentator seething about your play is great

They shouldn't seethe about occult mahjong

Honestly I was kinda nervous about jobbing hard so I was schizo discarding tiles to prevent late game deal ins but it just dealt into the nun

crow sex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVeoKT4pufM

Tileman returns

>>78240796
this motherfucker is going to play 4 games of ranked then grinch mahjong for another month

God I hope so

>do some pulls
>Two duplicates
>20 away from pity
I guess I wait for the clown

>>78240952
What clown, anon?

Does anyone else watch Senba shishou? She's my favorite but I don't see much talk about her stream outside of Japanese boards.

>>78241256
cut the shit and just post your channel

>>78241256
you mean the crow? Yea she's a staple, she's should be-
>not linked in OP
you jongers are useless.

>>78241464
she's in the rentry that hasn't been updated since the thread started

>>78240976
The new characters, a lady with a panther and a clown

>>78238695
wj room still open 1/4

>>78238695
WJ!

>>78238695
WJ!

>>78238695
wj
at least i wasnt last...

>>78238695
2/4 with a 5 minute break

>>78238695
2/4 i know youre jobbing in league get your ass in here

I'm at work

>>78238695
3/4 room for one more league jobber

>>78238695
cross posting to /mjg/

>>78241256
I watch the crow, I just don't discuss mahjong vtubers in this thread because that'd be weird.

Still no proof crow is an actual hag

>>78242963
?
you can smell it through the screen

mjg can't fill a room

16203

/mjg/ can fill me

>>78238695
well jonged

>>78238695
wj

You deal in once, 4th place, I deal in 6 times and still get 2nd place, we aren't the same

>>78245059
I deal in 6 times and win 0 hands and still get 4th. We are not the same

You are playing jong. I'm having SEX with MIKOANON. We are not the same.

>>78245723
Proof?

What if I'm one of the 4 mikoanons?

You are having SEX with MIKOANON. I'm watching Jinjin. We are not the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKlEdNx4uo

You're at home watching anime, I'm at work

I'm at my home reading the thread about to get in bed. We should be the same

>>78246151
I won't sleep for another 6 hours

>>78245971
we don't even have 4 anons in this thread anymore

>>78246151
I was already in bed and now I'm going to sleep.

I'm 3 of the anons, so you definitely have at least four

>>78246486
I was factoring in you being 3 and me being 2.

>>78246496
Fair enough

those 5 anons? all me

I don't need other anons, I have my tulpas

every poster in the thread is me

>>78246759

>>78246759
that means we have sex when I masturbate

I can’t believe im jerking off the captain right now

I can't believe I'm cheating on my captain with jong's captain

>>78247086
Wait who are you

>>78247097

Not baking

>>78247136
which one

>>78247232
You don't know me, I've never played with /jong/ before.

I know you

>>78247297
Wow nice work detective. Glad this case is all wrapped up!

yagooey

>>78247297
curses, foiled again

>>78247371
So, it was Kringe Steve, aka Frank, this whole time? I should have known…

>>78247363
roger

I'm going to ruin your rooms tomorrow

>>78247891
post a koko and ruin them today

>>78247973
I already told you, I'm at work!

>>78248012
How about actually working and not browsing the mongolian basket weaving site?

>>78248044
I don't have to work until something breaks, nothing is broken at the moment

You've been marked, the end is nigh

Thread death approaches

/jong/ death approaches

I'll miss you guys...

My mental will never recover after my games

it's jongover

Goodbye, I'm not baking

too busy summoning birds in yugioh to bake sorry

I'm permanently benched so I won't bake

Celebrating thread death

Just checked in with the landlord, he said the handyman coming to repair my oven won't be here for two weeks, so no baking

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it's fucking over