/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Elden Filian Edition

>Who is Filian?
White haired and bushed kemonomutt girl(?). Hyperactive zoomer vtuber. Fruit snack goblin. She does her best to entertain her fans!

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/filian
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@filianIsLost
Twitter: https://twitter.com/filianIsLost

>Notable Clips
Filian breaks containment
https://www.twitch.tv/filian/clip/EmpathicCautiousFiddleheadsHeyGirl-T0o3Tu3mMhdDwPly
Filian is bilingual?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/P8P0aeT-ZPw
When $20 is $20
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9fK8xPLiqFM
If I Laugh, I Get Punished #3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7I1pW05iR4

>Featured Streams
The VTuber Awards 2023, hosted by Filian
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2006839616
Monopoly with Pippa, Dokibird and Lumi
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2134804090
Filian & Vedal vs Neuro
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2100458497
Filan & MariMari_EN Watch ONE Championship Fight Night 21
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2111797010
Wrestletuber Day 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pStlM6QCEbg

>Fan music videos
Love Taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAbCQYiJefw
My Vtuber Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ablf1N0bB60

>Rentrys
Vod Archival Guide
https://rentry.org/Vod_Archival_Guide
Stream Archives
https://rentry.org/Filipino_Archive
Thread baking instructions
https://rentry.org/Flip_Baking_Pasta

>Usual schedule
Mon, Wed, Fri, Sat
21:06 - 24:00 UTC

>Recent Stream
IF I SCREAM, I GIVE $250 TO A SMALL STREAMER
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2172133456

>Friends
>>>/vt//pcg/
>>>/vt//lig/
>>>/vt//haha/
>>>/vt//999/
>>>/vt//swarm/

>Previous Thread
>>78147286

filian is looking for some suspicious holes.

POV you're watching your wife play elden ring

I'm 40 minutes late oh nyo

>>78204935
she has been getting better gear for her fights

>>78204888
Please don't.

>>78204888
remember when that anon said that Filian is probably a kiss-talker who kisses you in-between her talking
yeah

>>78205168
that's the only post in this thread that's actually got me, I was pondering that shit late at night in bed that night

>>78205168
That was me. I stand by what I said.

>>78205264
as someone who has experienced this, Filian definitely gives off that energy, I completely agree

>>78205214
wojak_staring_at_ceiling.png

>>78205366
I reject wojacks.

>>78205411
me too ever since I started posting on /vt/, but it was too perfect

calculating Filian's kpw (kisses per word)

>>78205071
With your feet on the air and your head on the ground

>>78205720
excellent form. she could be storming trenches in no time

enjoying watching my favorite vtuber filian play elden ring! she's pretty good but has quite the challenge ahead! also I am not fantasizing about starting a family with her!

Insider here. After realizing her lack of stamina in the previous ER stream, Filian has been grinding the Malenia fight off stream for the past 2 weeks. She's up to a 20% win rate. She intends to throw the first 95 attempts before trying to win. She hopes to get the w on attempt 99.

>>78205795
how many children would filian want to have? 2? 3?

cute singing

fillyNoises

smacking hard rn

I consider filian ER streams to be the ultimate test of my mental fortitude as a zoomer. can I walk the path of god, and watch the cute catgirl, or will I get bored and start watching fetish porn on pornhub and gambling on stake dot com

>>78205880
1. she wants to have a child but doesn't think she can raise one, so she definitely won't have the self-confidence for more than 1, which would still need convincing on
insert video of her talking about pretending that an acorn was her kid and spinning it around in circles

>>78206152
Why not both?

>>78206139
frick you man, that livestream will stick with me until I die

>tangia turned off

finally

>>78206378
I hope she forgets to turn it back on for at least a week.

I remember the day she added tangia...

>>78206532
truly a dark day for snackerKind

>>78205168
I would castrate myself with a pair of pliers for even the slightest chance at her doing this to me

pic related is my favorite mansion

>>78206227
sorry bro i just need to hit my /you/ quota

>>78206742

>>78206742
>Le Corbusier snacker
I kneel

>>78206587
imagine her kiss-talking you and she does her goofy frat boy laugh every so often because she's telling you about something dumb and cringey shit did

>>78207021

>>78207021
a pair of pliers covered in hot bleach for just 5 minutes of it

FIlian probably has a nice tight butt

>>78207156
oh frick I'm growing

>>78207063

>>78207156
if she ever stopped her perpetual ADHD movement her fruit snack intake would catch up to her like this

>>78205264
I remember you, you cursed me

>>78207300
the solution is vigorous nightly activities (daily)

>>78204888
I love her

>>78207389
same tbqh famalam

>>78207063
Kek
>>78207021
Hard Gosling now

this beyblade enemy is so weird looking kek

>>78207451
Famalam?

>>78207664
"senpai" was retarded mid 2010's zoomer ebonics for "friend", "famalam" is an even further distortion of it

>>78207650
Shes live?????

>>78207712
oh I forgot about this filter wow
"f a m" was retarded mid 2010's zoomer ebonics for "friend", "famalam" is an even further distortion of it
>>78207723
yes bro she's playing ER. or maybe I just finally fully went insane

>>78207712
????? Wtf, did I sleeo through this?

>>78207782
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=senpai

>>78207775
Kek, got it now, I'll open the stream then. Thanks anon!

>>78207839
wtf the filters are actually mogging me today holy kek

She deserved that death.

ez first try as expected from my gamer wife
>gets two shot
oh well...

Her Weapon is OP and she's being extra cute today

I hope you love the grind filly cuz I think it froze lemao

Kek glitch

>corrupted

F

She's too cuteee, aww

saved

My cute genki tomboy wife Filian

pretty kino stream so far ngl

sandwich filly

GO FILLY GOOO!

ketamineChads shoutout

>Throat goat
Is she?

>>78208513
I feel like the fillyBrain is pretty mean

GG

ez

Anyone else planning to start smacking when she gets to Malenia and not stopping until she beats her?

>>78208546
Mhm

>>78208699
Kek, based idea

>>78208699
No.

>>78208699
I'm not that good at edging, I would lose control eventually when she makes a cute noise or moans or something

>>78208820
You edge every time she gets to the second phase.

filian sleeps on her back confirmed
my unhealthy obsessive fantasies become more real by the day

Never smack

>>78204715
THAT "HNG WTF, followed by a " I gotta pee"

>>78208966
in the name of our lord and jesus christ we affirm that smacking is a sin amen

>>78209003
She’s gotta pee in my mouth!!

66 seconds

>>78208941
strokes her hair along the curves of her face as she lightly snores

You think goonian smacks?

>>78209136
we are all smackers for humans are fallen beings

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanna touch Filian's butt

>>78209136
Filian has admitted to masturbating and desu quite a normal thing :3 specially as she thinks about my pp

L

>>78209430
BasedesaB
A
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E
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>>78209437
God that’s so hot, I’m gonna think about that tonight

>>78209136
I mean, she's said it and jokes about her hand being her bf, so yeah

>>78209430
based

Did she do the basketball thingy? If so, was it fun? I'm not very interested, but was proud for her

>>78209756
not today at least no

>>78204715
GG IZU

EZEZEZEZEZ LETS GO DUDE

>>78204715
She is GOATED

>>78204715
I'm happy for you and your cute shark wife

>>78209544
Lucy forced her to admit to doing it during the truth or dare stream too kek

>>78209976
kys pedo

no but seriously, you're in the wrong thread

>>78210013
Even hotter

>>78209544
she should upgrade to anons cock as her bf

there's also the story of her almost getting caught as a teenager doing it by her uncle
and her comment was smth like "thankfully he didn't notice and it didn't smell like fish"

>>78210151
I'm anon

>>78210434
Oh I remember that now! Yeah that’s what was in the middle of my brain thinking about it.
Man I really wanna write a fanfic about fil flickin the bean discreetly in public

>>78210434
the fillySex drive is probably at least as healthy as her heart rate

>>78210592
women are horniest near their 30s and if we're guessing our kemonomutt's status in that regard, too...

Why does Filian actually randomly say edge? Is it new young person lingo?

>>78210584
She's on the train, she looks around the empty wagon and thinks to herself:
>If I'm caught my career is over
She slides her panties to the side...

>>78210784
Edging is what you do when you're about to have an orgasm but back off at the last second. It's a term that's been around for at least 20 years. As usual the new generation uses old terms thinking it's new.

>>78210784
yeah that's also a meme
edging, the sexual act
there's also a popular video of Blade Runner 2044's baseline test with everything replaced with zoomer lingo like "edge", "rizz", "skibidi"

>>78210784
Yeah...

>>78210784
https://youtu.be/B7-_hb28Wmk?si=bnzMswrepSDVfG-P

>>78210784
edging is repeatedly masturbating until the edge of organs and the stopping just before you blow.

so when she swung at the guy and just missed she "edged" killing him.

>>78210996
*orgasm
retard fucking autocorrect assraping me.

I can't believe Dokibird just killed Filian.

filian is sooo cute

>>78210912
Imagine she’s like, in the bathroom stalls and she’s really horny and can’t resist, and she’s trying to control her breathing and her moans while she goes to town and hopes if someone hears they think she’s fighting her her life in a different sense
Pairs well with the concept of her being in heat
trying SO HARD not to help out “FRICK!”

filian is battling a tweaker in the streets of the tenderloin rn

>>78211218
KEK

one day maybe I'll draw these kinds of things

she almost just swore kek

>>78204715
GG IZI

gottem filian smoking bird pack rn

filian is also rewiring my brain like a virus for her financial gain...

>>78211567
Don't donate anon, wait for her to ask for donations ;)

I don't believe for a second that Filian is a virgin

>>78211725
filian the elite capital allocator

Filian random noises my beloved

>>78211765
Believe it

>>78211765
meh me either but chat and probably this thread would sperg if she said she wasn't so whatever

>>78211791
1 hour of silence interspaced with cute filian noises plz

>>78211846
I mean I don’t think so. She’s on twitch, the ewhore platform. It would be more unbelievable for most people to learn she was telling the truth.
That being said she acts like it, and without any hard reason to disbelieve her, I’ll take her word for it.

>>78211846
I would say she is a virgin but has probably done e-sex/ERP

>>78211846
I think most wouldn't care too much, though I would decinitely feel a bit weird since it's such a dumb thing to lie about

plz no virginity war repeat

it's always funny seeing anackers believe her when she fakes innocence about things like bad dragon, when she jokes about the fucking bang bros lmao.

>>78212133
I think we’re all in agreement that it’s impossible to know, doesn’t matter anyway, and it’s not worth debating over? Doesn’t feel like a war brewing to me.

>>78212192
I thought that too but the one time /flip/ has ever truly sperged out in its history was related to this topic

>>78212047
yeah it seems like a dumb thing to lie about, even for marketing/comedy reasons you can pander to either and find success, it doesn't make sense to lie about, but I don't care either way

BLELELELELE

My viewpoint is that if someone has no real reason to lie about something, they’re probably not lying about it. That’s probably naive but that’s how I operate at least.

filian making niall look like a shitter. is he a shitter?

>>78212372
good take snacker

>>78210013
clip?

>filian is a soulsfag
cute

Filian considering streaming her entire Elden RIng DLC playthrough. I hope she does. But I don't think doing it all in one stream would be a good idea.

>>78212170
You say that anon, but I myself am a virgin, know a fuckton of lewd stuff, but will also run into exceptionally common things I know nothing about. Didn’t know what a “Dutch oven” was until this month. I’m not saying that’s what’s going on, just that it’s possible and wouldn’t be the first case I’ve seen of it.

Filian sounds so cute

>>78212642
I don't have it on hand, but the truth question was "What feels more pleasurable to you, masturbation or sex?" and Filian was like "well, it's obvious, isn't it?" And chat spammed "scam" at the end and Lucy said she was a scammer for not directly saying her answer so she made Filian say she was a "bating master" or smth

>>78211765
it's ok she can have mine

>>78212812
I love her voice so much

>>78212817
Most women for some reason are too embarrassed to admit to it openly despite it being normal and common.

>>78213046
this is true but her embarrassment over admitting it is really cute on its own Tbh

fillyGaming

>I'm sorry for eating you
kekw

>>78213137
Yeah, overall I like it when she is stubborn like back then. Very adorable of her

>>78213046
I think that’s an everyone thing when you’re pressured

I want filian to invade my castle and teach me about bangers

F

That boss is one hell of an ugly motherfucker

>>78213730
idk the purple orbs are kinda cute

Hold up is there actually hentai on her Fansly?

>>78213862
subscribe and find out

>>78213862
I think it's just lewd/provocative, not full on 18+ content

>>78213862
lewd-ish

ded yet again

ggwp

>I may be bad at investments
>...
?????

>>78213862
no it's just GFE pictures

>>78214317
filian's been sending all her twitchbucks to bybit

>>78214317
128 > 100

>>78214325
Best description desu

>>78214317
she probably fomo'd shitcoins and that's why she always claims she's broke.

>>78214422
nah shitcoins are fine it's the perps that'll get ya

nah shes cracked

shitcoiners get out I won't let you have my filian

I feel like she's exaggerating how long this is going to take, she seems like she knows a lot about the game

>>78214537
twitch was built on the back of shitcoiner money

>>78214543
She's not bad at the games. She is facetanking a lot though.

>>78214454
you could still easily zero infinite savings and potentially get crippling dept if you went full retard during the shitcoin/memestock craze.

>>78214672
You really can't go wrong with stacking health

>>78214715
I'm not here to advocate gambling to normalfags, but you can only lose all your money unless you take on leverage

>>78214665
exactly, I can't let them harm her more than they already have

If she is not lying about being broke her being horrible with money might have to do a lot with it. If she breaks other things as often as her stream gear and chairs + her sweets and uber eats based diet on top of buying random shit for streams and all that it's not that shocking

>>78214793
or get rug pulled but she aint that stupid right?

>>78214543
Just wait until Malenia and then Radagon

Maybe she's asset rich cash poor

>>78214880
charge it to the game

>>78214868
idt shes broke but I don't think she's got a surplus like some ppl think
+ who knows how much she's paying others--like, her facial tracking+full tracking rig, software, maintenance, etc. can't be for free

>>78214930
She already beat Radagon, but Malenia should be a treat

>>78214793
>unless you take on leverage
easy enough for someone with some money who's a little too clever for thier own good.

I can’t be parasocial for Filian right now, Gura is being clingy

>>78214880
I'll pull on her box rug with my teeth

>>78215084
no one's fault but your own if you wanna larp as Bill Hwang omegalul

>>78215127
4th stream this year?

>>78215127
stop watching forsen, that's gay.

>>78215167
I think this is like the 25th, and the 10th-ish in three weeks

>>78215167
nah gura has actually been streaming lately, I will give her credit where credit is due.

>>78215167 (me)
>>78215226
>>78215225
thats nice

I like that her character's a redhead

>>78215225
oh no, gurraoke. it's going to be the last stream for a while.

63 ish seconds

is she using the new tracking?

>flips
>falls to her death

>>78214406
Feet

it's the filian enemy

>>78215532
I wonder if she feels any guilt when she kills them.

https://youtu.be/9xpzsemk8yk?t=13

>>78215327
Could be, idk, I just like listenin

she sounds so diffrent its kinda weirding me out

we're nearing my usual daily limit of 3.5-4 hours of filian

>>78216160
Today I am doing surprisingly well on the other hand. I feel like it barely even started

>>78216230
I'll probably just take a break and come back this evening if she's still going

filian is my
wife.

>>78216230
because she's playing a game she can't adhd scream while jumping, falling, and flailing around. It makes her a lot less exhausting to watch.

>>78216428
I don't remember posting this.

>>78216511
very true, I feel like a normal filian stream would have me genuinely exhausted by now

I'm a hate smacker

nihil in 3...2...1

I'm not a hatewatcher I'm a lovewatcher

>>78216511
I guess that might be it. I really enjoy those gaming streams. Calmer Filian is very pleasant.

>>78216797
I think it's just a change of pace thing too, I like a mix of calm filian and contentbrained filian

finally, the boss fight

nervous filian returns

NIHIL

She doesn't have the tear, right?

she's acting like she's never seen it before

Undodgable damage? Sounds like a very annoying mechanic

>>78217542
jobber of the century

I like that everyone follows the countdown on this boss no matter the streamer

>no tear
>no shackle
>no more heals
can she do it?

>>78217759
Chat hivemind is a powerful thing. It only takes a few people who know to start the countdown and soon everyone joins in.

I think filian forgot how to dodge

>>78218069
She seems a bit distracted so she is essentially throwing.

Let's fucking gooooooooooooo!

lets gooo snackers and smackers!!!

I know she is simply really good at soulslike games, but she makes all of those bosses look trivial.

wait really she beat it already I walked away for like 5 seconds

She mogged

>>78218528
fat L for me ngl I should have known she would win immediately

do any elden ring nerds know if there is any lore explanation for the statues of the bearded dudes in moghwyn palace

Excited Filian so cute

>>78218680
I think the ruins are from some older civilization, you can find similar ruins underground and aboveground too, at least that's as far as I remember

do you think she already practiced/beat Melania on a different char?

>>78218898
It's more fun to believe she's some sort of idiot savant.

>>78218898
Doubt it. She is good enough at the game to simply try and learn it on stream

>>78219065
not if you're a hatewatcher like me.

filian over prepared for Malenia. She's going to one shot it.

>>78218898
Nah, Filian is not only a souls veteran but she's running a very strong build.
I don't think she practiced, how long she spends on Malenia depends entirely on how quickly she adapts to Waterfowl Dance. the sooner she figures out she needs to roll into Malenia's 2nd slash combo of Waterfowl the sooner she kills.

>>78219295

No matter what game it is I despise invis enemies, they are so frustrating to deal with

>Runs right into the statue and hits Y
>...
>What is this?

>>78219596
I mean, the best way to deal with them in this situation is to just ignore them.

There's no benefit to fighting them and they only fuck you up if you go to where they're positioned.

>>78219596
truer words have never been spoken

Filian likes edgy armour, why am I not surprised. So cute

filian is abnormally focused on virginity.

>Filian singing Database
Based

she's just dicking around lmao

>Log Horizon reference out of nowhere

>>78220382
She's a maiden with the heart of a unicorn.

Considering how fast she dealt with Mohg I assume she is gonna fool around a little with fights and all since she is going faster than she anticipated

>Chat, watch!
>gets hugged to death by a toxic mushroom zombie

Why is she like this?

this isn't DMC fil
no need for the style points

"chat that looks like an edge i won't kill i don't like it"

what did she MEAN by that?

Filian is awesome

Do you think Filian is actually flat or is she one of those girl who has B cups but complains about how small her tits are?

>>78220978
As someone who has dated a woman with B cups, and also a woman with C cups, and additionally a woman with D cups, B cups are essentially flat.

>>78220964
That's why we're here.

>>78220978
idk about flat but I seriously doubt she has monster kronii titties or anything

>>78220978
I have also been wondering that. Unless Melody faked her reaction like a year ago, I'd be more willing to say she is super flat. For me that's an upside though soo

filian is oddly obsessed with cuckoldry

>>78221296
and fisting

Biboo tax mentioned

lets fucking goooooo

>>78221296
le cuck chair may may

I feel like filian is a gamer girl

>>78221296
And with caseoh. She simply overfixates on a lot of things and her humour ends up like that

>this is a garbage can weapon
>proceeds to two-shot a cleanrot knight in the endgame area

>>78222436
that’s my jobberWife for ya

Meow

>>78221080
as someone who has also dated a woman with B cups, they're pretty small, and very nice
filyCs, filyBs, or filyAs, they deserve attention regardless

>>78211765
>terminally online woman in her late 20's
>too weird to be a normie
>insecure and clingy
>embarrassed by sex topics
>obsessed with virginity
of all the e-whores that claim they're virgins, filian's claim is the most believable.

>>78222436
What level is the weapon? She's hitting really hard.

>>78223271
I don't know, I believe Numi could be a virgin. She seems like the right combination of asexual, gay and oblivious to have never done anything.

There really aren't "trash can" weapons in elden ring for the most part. almost anything can be upgraded and be made viable. Her weapon is pretty good but not one of the meme meta weapons.

>>78223675
basically this

>>78223675
>>78223800
I thought Bloodhound's Fang was the Drake Sword of Elden Ring.

>>78223900
It has one of the better weapon arts but the sword itself isn't super strong

>>78223900
Nah it's a decent weapon. It's pure physical, the weapon art is solid and it scales pretty well.

The only thing Miyazaki loves more than feet is poison swamps.

>>78224021
I mean, Drake Sword isn't super strong either. It's just well known as the noob carrier weapon.

It's funny watching Souls backseaters try to explain things
>yeah the item is in the church-like building
>no the other one
>no not that one

>>78224477
kek

I fell asleep when she was on her way to fight Mohg. I woke up for like 5 seconds and she was fighting Mohg. I fell asleep again and she is no longer fighting Mohg. Great success.
Had some weird dreams though with Filian yelling 6 inches from my sleeping face.

>>78223900
It's an early game weapon, low stat requirements, scales with both str and dex, causes bleed and the ash of war is very usefull. The only downside is the moveset is a bit slow

>>78224713
>The only downside is the moveset is a bit slow

The ability to cause staggers more than makes up for a slow moveset in these games.

>>78224133
Yeah there's no real analogue in Elden Ring since the Drake Sword is only strong early on but has shit scaling

>>78224687
I wish Filian was 6 inches from my face

>>78224687
I watched her try mohg like 3 times, got up to take a piss, and then came back and she had beat him kek

she is bigger than the pekora killer mouse. Wonder why OTK allowed mouse instead of Filian to the rust server.

>>78224835
Doesn't that just mean the Bloodhound's Fang is a better Drake Sword? It's good early and then never falls off if you keep investing in it.

I can show you how to be a woman if you want filian

>>78225000
White mode? Eww

it's time

cute excited filian

>>78225000
Not subbed? Eww

it's free

Start smacking bros

The kind of sickos who look at Malenia's fungus-covered linebacker body and think "please have sex with me" make less sense than the smackers who jerk off to Chibidoki's armpits

my heart is racing

filian could one shot this but she's throwing for content.

L

I'm suspecting she actually fought Malenia before... The impressive part is that she doesn't panic roll constantly.

>>78225840
She's dodging literally every attack too cleanly. But she's making sure to not do it consistently and doing dumb stuff for the bit.

alright I'm going to pour a drink hopefully she doesn't win on the fourth or third try again

This might actually be sub 5 hours, pretty good.

>>78226184
There's no way she drags this out for 30 more minutes without even the dumbest members of her audience catching on.

>>78211765
I can believe it, my 27 year old sister is also a virgin who's never had a bf.
It's easy, these girls just never leave the house + either they freeze up at the first sign of intimacy or they just don't want to be with anyone.

Don't forget that female sexuality is different than men, if they only wanted sex like every teenage boy then they would be fucked.

>chat, I'm joining Phase

>>78226250
but why would she do this? what does she gain from this?

>>78226423
Content. Malenia fights are the best content in Elden Ring playthroughs.

>>78226635
but why would she practice beforehand? Seems like it would be better not practice since it would take her longer.

>>78226757
It's anons that cannot cope with a girl being good at video games.

>>78226757
she can't stand to lose, so she wants to know she's only losing on purpose.

>>78226757
filian is addicted to scripting her content.

>>78226822
girlChuds rise up

I'm baking

The only weird/scrub thing she's doing is topping her health off when she already has a ton of Vigor because she's going to run out of heals in Phase 2

joker babies, we're in

>>78227308
She's using the talisman that gives her extra defense when she's at full hp. It doesn't help her as much as she thinks it does, and it develops bad habits of topping her health off.

new bread
>>78227530