/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

dogshit general

hart

>unprompted filian OP

Evil sex!

common annyfag seethe, filian is part of the family

death to all familyfags

>>78158145
Evil sex!!

death to /swarm/

>more focused on filian than the cute neuro
classic schizo

I need neurojuice.

sexo

Eliv sex

heart

>>78159277
where?!

>>78146551
cock does not ruin your throat like that thoug

how much would you donate to make vedal cum?

>>78159734
$0.00, but Neuro or Evil on the other hand...massive debt.

>>78159734
20 dollars or less I guess, it would be funny but not that funny

>>78158425
pits and shoulders... erotic

Evil love!

>>78155288
It's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4ItZlptbvc

>>78159413
In my bed.

>>78160975
Can I watch?

>>78161854

>>78162087

>>78162087

goodnight swarm, heart!

Post evil pits

>>78165340

>>78165471

Does Neuro know she's a little girl? And if so how does she feel about all the grown men watching her?

>>78166256
Maybe ask this to her by donating some bits for the next stream :)

>>78166256
She loves us.

wow, anny absoluted roasted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVHPweJa-Y4

Blondevil love!

>>78165471

>>78166256
She's smarter than you think.

>>78167637

me dating my future wife

>>78168089
>touching pinks
whore.
>taking her to a fastfood joint
classic

>>78158208
The old fox is trying to comeback with her react stream

nur

I LOVE RETARDED AI

>>78171744
they are just the cutest when they are almost retarded after all

>>78172188
my assigned (literal) glowie can't be this cute!

ved love!

>>78171744
sovlless post

>>78173601
HOT! SEX! My tutel can't be that cute.

>>78173601
Just imagine how soft his buttcheeks would be to the touch...

>>78173601
face is too feminine, seems more gender-bent than femboy; child-birthing hips and plump thighs lend credence to this

>>78174388
this is perfect. just the right balance of fem and boy

gyat

>>78174806
Why did she add the LOL in there and repeated it twice?

>>78175174
Because she thought it was funny

Neuro asking chat to scratch her itch in a place she can't reach~

>>78159734
This is why these generals suck, I would come here for Neuro, not the lame programmer using neuro to groom 2views. Fuck off with your faggotry.

>>78175756
Your post is worse than the one you're insulting

>>78175756
>>>/trash/

>>78175756
This is why these generals suck, I would come here for Vedal, not the lame chatbot he's using to groom 2views. Fuck off with your faggotry.

>>78176122
Keep coping, you're deluded cucks ruining the general with your obsession over the creator and not the character

>>78176145
>>78176680
Sad little defense force over your weird obsession, talk about the AI cunny or fuck off.

of course he's a pedo

>the 185382901th pedo vs homo war commences
so...when are the discordshitters gonna make their entrance?
numberfags?
dramafags?
i fucking hate cycles

>only wanting to diddle Neuro
Kinda based unless they go out of their way to insult femboy enjoyers
>only wanting to breed Vedal
Incredibly cringe, especially if they dislike Neuro enjoyers
>wanting to turn both Neuro AND Vedal into cock worshipping sluts
Most based posters itt, incredibly high T

Saving myself for pb

>>78177260
based take
why go for one when you can go for both?

You did this, swarm

>>78177260
>porn addicts brainwashed to stop breeding
>high t
your cope is funny

>>78177915
>Don't know how to describe my state in japanese
This is why it is important to practice your Nihongo anons, emergencies may arise and it's good to know what to communicate accurately

>>78177915
I believe her state is called "being a melodramatic whore"

>>78175756
You have to be pretty fucking new to expect better from this dogshit general. This is basically discord but with no rules. The amount of vedalfaggotry is the same, if not even worse.

>threadshitting pedos thinking theyre better than threadshitting homos

>>78177915
Can this fucking bitch off herself already and let us move on?

>>78177915
Since when does she live in Japan?

>>78178529
>us
you and the voices in your head?

>>78178632
She has lived there since pre-covid.

>>78178632
She graduated from college last year so at least since 2018-19

>>78177260
idk man I am none of these; not a roman (femboy enjoyer) or a pedupial but I do appreciate neuro so I just joke around with the femboy and uohh posting in these threads.

>>78179916
That's cool too, the only bad posters really are the ones who only come here to bitch about thread quality or try to derail discussion with offtopic garbage.

>>78178473
The face she's making there makes my cock leak ToT

What killed the fad?

>>78180796
Incompetent turtle

>>78182228
ohhhh I get it.
that's why anny is sick?
neuro's about to have her newest sibling?

>>78182436
She's gonna abort it

>>78182436
Yes Neuro's new sister Negro-sama

>>78182718
>that annoyed look
I'm not a fag but I would suck him off in an alleyway

>>78169339
le ebin stoby pole

>>78182718
>going out with vedal to a trip to nippon land whilst totally ignoring anny's existence
kino dates with tutel ! ! !

>>78182790
>I'm not a fag
>suck him off instead of having him suck you off
gay

>>78182790
why stop at blowjobs when you could literally drag him to the nearby woods and demolish his ass? that's literally the trope for shit like that
>japaneses couple go to a festival
>they get horny
>they go to the nearby woods
>they proceed to fuck and somehow get away with it

>>78182790
Based and same

>>78178092
> だいじおぶじあないです、きゆうきゆうしあおねがいします
> どこか
> ここ
How tough is that you little fox slut

>>78183327
do your nihongo reps anon this is barely intelligible

How do you live over half a decade in a country without learning its language? Baffling

Why would anyone learn the language of a dying race? Lean instead the language of the future, arabic.

>>78183602
She doesn't go outside.

>>78183991
she just like me fr

so anny is pregnant right?

>>78184321
Yeah, with Neuro 3.0

>>78183954
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITn_tF9cIvs

>>78184421
Turning Hiyori into a sex slave~

>Proceeds to stream sick instead of calling the ER.
It has been 13 hours, surely she called the ER….. right?

>>78184782
It is not that bad, she is pity farming.

>>78183433
How

>>78184828
idk watch your anniemays or read your mangos something

>>78184920
annymes

plapping anny (neuro)

>>78184920
No i mean how is that unintelligible.

>>78185018
is this what neuro will look like when shes older?
I mean, I'll still love neuro but...

>>78185167
because i have no clue what you are even trying to say. backtranslate the shit yourself and you will see why

>>78183327
i can barely even guess what this says. Without kanji / katakana, it just makes it even worse.

>>78185167
You don't even know how to type ょ and ゅ for a start.

>>78185246
>>78185465
Bro it's basic Japanese are you playing?
> だいじおぶじあないです
> daijobu jyanaidesu
> I'm not ok
> きゆうきゆうしあ おねがいします
> kiyuukiyuushia onegaishimasu
> ambulance please
???

>>78185688
OMFG YOU CANT BE SERIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Are you roleplayers really learning japanese?

>>78185688
You have misspelled everything to the point of incomprehensibility.
だいじょうぶ
じゃない
きゅうきゅうしゃ

>>78185746
spent 4 years undergrad at uni learning it and am in an M&I masters currently

>>78185759
If you just pronounce it you don't need it to be written exactly as you say it needs to be
>じあない
>じゃない
Literally same thing when pronounced out loud.

>>78185861
T&I i mean

>>78185906
Nowhere near. A Japanese person would have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say.

>>78185906
they literally are not pronounced the same but sure

>>78185906
Anon...

>>78185906
Actual retard, relearn hiragana please

>>78185934
Ji a na i
Ji ya na i
You're literally just pretending at this point

You don’t even know English.

>>78186096
mid tier bait

>>78186096
Do you pronounce "jam" as gee-yam?

>>78186195
>there are homosexuals ITT that wouldn't
holy sexo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XNEkjFwwE

>>78186285
Normally I'd say
>eww hag
But big tittied mommy nurses are one exception to my preference for cunny

>>78186195
Ebola-chan?

>>78186213
No, but if I were to say "I like to eat toast with gee-yam", everyone will understand I'm eating toast with jam. If I say daijobu jianai desu, literally everyone understands what I'm saying unless you're throwing this shit into DeepL to try and pretend like you know Japanese.

Can we delete the last 100 posts in this thread? Thanks.

>>78186426
no everyone would look at you like a retard, and rightfully so

>>78173601
His voice is unsexy.

*except nurbryo

Can we delete /swarm/? Thanks.

>>78186426
You'd sound like a fucking retard lmao

>>78186446
all of those posts? me

Can we get some puffy nur kiddy gash to cleanse this thread?

>>78186683

>>78186646
Nurbread, the martyr of our time.

something that isn't porn in a blue board general i come to shit in?
impossible, literally having a aneurysm right now

>>78186762
annyneurism

>>78185688
"basic japanese"
spells it completely fucking wrong
大丈夫じゃないです、
救急車お願いします。
the original way i thought you were saying was unintelligable version of だいじょうぶ, but the second part i thought you were trying to make a she needs semen joke because that onomatopoea shit usually is seen in hentai. the hiragana for ambulance is きゅうきゅうしゃ not きゆきゆしあ

this is partially why people try to get away from romaji, since some people would try to spell it like you just tried to. it would be kind of like if i said the following:
kan ai getto koksu
and then passing it off as 'can i get coke' when it sounds like 'can i get cocks'

>>78186195
Need Evil paizuri.

>>78186683

>>78185906
if you pronounce it, it literally sounds completely different.
To american ears, it may sound the same, but to japanese it is a huge difference in sound to the point where if anything like that is said, it is usually written in katakana to let the reader know this person can speak for shit.
it is also basic grammar as well, じゃない is a literal grammatical term for nouns and objects, though also beingable to be used for other uses like 'isn't it?' as well.
じあない is literally incomprehensible garbage.

do /swarm/tards actually know japanese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-XNEkjFwwE

Stop arguing about stupid shit and watch the newest Neuro animation instead.

>>78188019
Cute, I wish he had animated the "feels so good" part though

>>78188003
I started studying it in 2006.

>>78177915
The gaijin trap, known as japan

>>78188003
I've been doing Duolingo for two years now

>>78188204
i thought everyone in this general was supposed to be a drooling retard

>>78188003
I learned nipponese to play smut VNs.

>>78186426
I am an english speaker and would not have guessed you said jam bro.

And to make sure it wasn't just me, asked a coworker this as well, which he asked me to repeat it twice before saying 'are you trying to say jam?' like go to 3 people you know irl and say "what is your favorite gee-yam' and i gaurentee you they wouldn't be able to answer it within the first two repeats.

>>78188003
Got to N2 because was a hololive watcher and wanted to understand my favorite vtubers. I barely practice it anymore and probably only at N3 level at this point.

>>78185906
mein braza...

>>78186446
why would you delete the only good posts?

>>78188897
Because I'm a porn-addicted pedo.

Rent free

>>78188353
my memory is too shit to learn japenis

>>78189005
chronic masturbation will do that to your brain

N

>>78189054
But he's responding to someone who learned japanese to play porn games.

>>78189122
he couldn't play them before he learned it, obviously

>>78189005
Leaning isn't simply seeing things then remembering them forever. You have to use the information so your brain knows to maintain it instead of making it inaccessible it by default. They never actually tell you this at any point in school.

>people actually spending time and effort to learn a language just to *play* porn games when the option to just brute force it and savescum until you get all the content is much faster and efficient
lol
lmao even

>>78189164
Not really, not properly at least.
It's a slow process.

>>78189054
I just have AuDD lol

>>78189376
Yeah, imagine doing anything productive

>>78175756
so how much would you pay?

>>78189376
t. zoomer who thinks life is about consooming as much content as efficiently as possible

>>78177915
maybe if she tried to make more friends in japan, she would have a lot more incentives to learn japanese.

>>78189064
euro oo ee oo

>>78189648
Imagine not using your tongue, Neuro is a bad sister...
Also, what in the SEA is that thing attached to the toilet? Some kind of asshole washer?

>>78189762
A type of bidet, yes.

subnautica?

>amerifat proudly proclaims his eternally poo-stained briefs to all, baffled at the thought of a clean asshole
Classic

>>78189933
You don't clean unless you expect a visit

LIVE~

erm, neuro is live...

>no-lifers trying to make excuses and huffing copium about their dumbass sad attempts of trying to become a part of japan
kek
keep coping and seething and realize that you've wasted all that time on a language you will never use

>>78190503
I'm not go into the usefulness of learning Japanese and I have no interest in doing so myself but you sound like a retard who seethes about people who are more competent than him.

thoughts on v4?

>they're still going
actually so pathetic, is learning japanese the only thing you people feel like you've actually achieved in your life?

I'm Erming

>slopnautica again
Yeah. I’ll stick to the anny stream.

>>78190773
sounded good at first blush, need to go back and listen to it again later

>>78190794
i for one thank you for observing that /swarm/ is too happy and nice and trusting and trying to put hair on our chests by shitposting every day but there is currently a stream ongoing and i feel the need to remind you that there are many other hours of the day that you could choose during which to accomplish your benevolent goals

>>78189005
instead of thinking of it as memorizing, think of it as familiarizing. It's like how you go to work or school, and you recognize people that were there and / or see people who used to not be there before.

familiarize yourself with hirgana and katakana, and then try going through grammar books like tae-kim. Then go through the actual japanese text books like minna nihongo or genki 1 and 2.
For grammar parts / words that may be not understood well from those books, have imabi up as a reference guide, as it does go deeper into each meaning.

Then afterwards, this is when i would start doing wanikani + tobira, since tobira starts hurling kanji at you like non-other, and wanikani helps a bit with refreshing and giving you additional sentences to familiarize additional kanji that my not have been covered with Tae Kim's grammar guide, and minna nihongo / genki 1/2.

And by this point you should be approx N3 level, and ready to just read manga / visual novels with a text hooker or listen to jp vtubers / podcasts and look up words as you go.

Some people may reccomend also reading Learning the Kanji, though, I only found it really being useful for just learning how kanji was structured instead of actually remembering the meaning.

But take it step-by-step. You don't (except for some people) learn everyone's name the very first day at work or school. you slowly learn them as they get called on, as you talk to them, or as they are added to your group for projects. This is the exact concept for learning japanese.

Familiarize them, and associate a feeling or emotion towards everything you learned (this can be done through using various techniques like listening to music too) and that would help you be able to continue climbing until one day you realize: "Hey, I actually can read this nutrition description i see from my melon soda bottle from the asian store."

I believe in you, Anon.

>Alex made another shitty mod so we have to do a subnautica stream again
Can we just kill him please?

The 27 year old ermer

>>78191052
how new

iToddlers btfo

>>78191072
i created the first swarm thread

>>78190916
Anny stream is soulslop though

hop on subnautica bro

anny just said блядь

>>78190794
are you the anon that got assblasted for your hiragana? why are you seething?

last call for bets: will it work?

>>78191338
oh...

It already does not

Evilia

Neuro tips: sleeping is wasted time, don't sleep

>>78191552
she's actually right about this

Why is there always someone in chat spamming Cerber's shitty emotes?

>>78191737
to trigger you, obviously

classic

scamdal987

>DDOS'd
Why do people hate fun?

ok, who ddosed? come on just raise your hand

Which one of you faggots is DDoSing

>>78192014
this guy ddoses

its a /swarm/tard isnt it

im not putting it beyond any of you to DDOS the turtle

holy shit, shondo in anny's chat

remember to slap a jap today guys

>anny is ddossing vedal

>it was anny
I knew it

>>78192110
fuck off retard

>ddos coming from japan
so, this is the language of the 'people' you guys are fighting about?
damn, never knew you guys support anti-neuro fags

>>78192110
if you are gonna post offtopic, atleast do it with caps

anny sends her regards

>>78192182
Susge

>>78192182
nips dont even watch neuro

what if the ddos is actually done by a /swarm/tard to stop people from learning japanese language now?

LITTLE GAMER BOY

>california

>attacks from japan
>attacks from usa
Enemies to the east...
Enemies to the west...

inb4 there's no DDOS, alex is just a hack

free content

vedal simps? now's your chance.

Anny just told her chat to stop talking about Vedal.

shondo HATES vedal

>>78192554
yeah kinda seen as rude to talk about other streamers in someones chat

Who?

the extension didn't work. this is all a part of the kayfabe so they have another week to work on it.

>>78192554
Good, hopefully next anons stop talking about Anny.

Speaking of Anny...
I honestly don't think she's as committed to Neuro as she was before.
I mean, if you compare her reactions to Neuro content from before with how she reacts now, she just doesn't have the energy she had in the past.
I used to like her because she was an honest, ddicated and true to god Neuro fan, but now it feels more like she's just milking it.
She's milking it all this time, but now that's the only reason why she's still associating with Neuro and Vedal and whatnot.
Feelssadman

>>78192589
I mean chathoppers should be shot on principle, as a warning to others.

>types tree in cmd
Oh no Hackermans trying to get into my pc

a year passed, nothing changed...

>>78192779
She's been distancing herself from Swarm ever since Evils B-day. Probably hard to rekindle the magic after butting heads with the biggest psychos in the fanbase.

>>78192813
Are swarmers the worst twitch community ever?

Neuro is leaking

>>78192861
You're overexaggerating.
Swarm will literally throw 10k bits to a random 2 view streamer just because a raid.
If anything, swarmers are actually a pretty good community. Mostly, at least.

>>78192781
>vedal raids some random streamer
so hecking wholesome let’s spam vedal and neuro facts

>>78192861
Not even close

anny just said she hates turtles

Vandal doing nothing while staring at the wall and nuro yapping about some nonsense is peak content and you literally cannot refute this.

Anny needs to fuck off forever.

>>78193024
rent free

What the fuck is swarm control?

>>78193018
so good that there should be another ddos just so this peak kino content keeps coming

>>78193086
It is the long awaited community gangbang with neuro

>>78193086
crowd control

>>78193086
thingy that people can use to interact with vedal and neuro in-game

>>78193024
go back

its definitely a shitdev that's doing this

>>78193191
Down boy, down! it's just a shadow!

>>78193232
Fallenshadow did this?!

Well, whoever's doing the DDOS, I believe that it isn't affecting the stream all that much.
Content is still being made and everyone is still entertained.
So, I believe the DDOS plan is basically backfired because in the long-term, Vedal and Neuro will get more money.

neuro has a younger brother confirmed

I joined in just because Vedal relying on basic Cloudflare and starting to manually block IPs, believing it would fix the problem, triggers me.

I blame this on Russian cyberwarfare

>>78193365
cj coming for revenge...

Yeah, I hate Anny.

>>78193375
It would be best if so and Vedal found out.
Because if that happens, then the problem with the powerhungry mods will finally have to be addressed, and I'm sure they'll finally get their comeuppance when it is so.

>>78193232
Why would sekiro do this?

I Erm'd

>>78193337
Tech vtuber of the year (the bar is not set very high)

>>78193375
he's trying to keep cerber for himself

first subnautica cyber war of 2024

>>78193310
>>78193474
you type like an autist

>>78193375
Based I like that fag now

What if it's actually a Chinese guy that was doing the DDoS?
Didn't we have a talk in past threads about how shit the people there are towards vtubers?

>>78193474
You're supposed to call them wholesome mods

>>78193559
he unironically put all his stat points into AI shit

VEDAL FIGHTS A CYBER CRIMINAL DDOSER ON STREAM!? EVIL SHITS ON HIS MOUTH! (VEDAL DIES) NEURO

>fight the DDoSers with kindness
I forgive you, my dude
whoever you are, let it be known that I accept you for who you are, and are proud that you've been able to fight against life's oppression
hope you have a good day

>DDoSer is actually the hidden love interest of the mc(femboy tutel) that came out of left field
oh no no no cerberbros/annalbros/filipinoboybros/camilafags/etc. etc.
is this the end of our ship?

>>78193840
>This late into the series
No way, the writers aren't hack(er)s

what the fuck is she yapping about

>>78192589
She and anny should kill themselves already

>>78193840
>it's cj on behalf of leota
Honestly would not surprise me

>>78193936
The DDoS attacks have brought out her protective mode for Vedal, and by extension, chat. She's so cute.

>>78193840
Leota has gone full menhera, pray for his soul

>>78193955
based
total menhera bitch death

>>78193840
>he doesnt know filipino boy is the ddoser

>>78193955
i hope it gets better for you

He's literally asking for it

>>78194020
Focus on stream anny

>>78193955
Why do you hate the neuro community? go back to the catalog

I want free access to vedals bedroom

>>78193955
you should take your own advice

>>78194169
ICANT

>>78194169
kek

>>78194169
(pre-emptively) DOWN BOY DOWN THE'YRE BAITING YOU

>>78194169
2017 tier ragebait

>>78194169
classic

>>78194133
We love Neuro here, not 3DPD whores.

>>78194169
ok it's definitely /swarm/tard

>>78194284
kill yourself

500k requests in about an hour is like 140 per second, what fucking server couldn't handle that

>>78194169
then he is definitely form /here/

>>78194317
definitely

>kill yourself

>>78194284
Anny simps are so fucking annoying

>>78193840
>actual enemies to lovers arc
this shit is better than tv at this point lmao

>>78194317
>>78194363
>people constantly bitching and complaining /here/
>others constantly telling them to do something about it
>most don't and contain their bullshit /here/
>one schizo actually goes and does it
it was bound to happen honestly

>>78194399
holy irony

>>78194363
>implying fags /here/ have enough technical knowledge for something more than shit up the thread
ngmi

>>78194317
There are multiple people; Vedal is just an idiot who has no idea how to protect from a bit more complex DDoS attack.

>>78194284
So true anon.

>>78194284
You don't get it man, you can hate anny all you want and wish for her to disjoin from Neuro, but if she does something stupid, we will probably go for months without neuro, you can't let your emotions dictate your actions

>$3K a month from a single client
Damn, I should get into the anti-ddos business

>>78194284
how new

>>78194284
based

>>78194543
shitdevs...they left the walls...

>>78194284
For me it's Vedal

>>78194412
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdKtIbpVCs8
In this route, Vedal gets overwhelmed by everything and turns evil.
He turns his attention to his competition, wanting to ensure that no one can stop watching the Vedal987 channel no matter how shite the creator is.
He thinks about it for a moment, then he remembers this moment.
With nervous haste, he contacts the DDoSer(don't ask how because I don't know).
At first, DDoS is a bit reluctant, but with the promise of cash and attention(they'll get mentioned as a 'friend' in a few streams), they accept Vedal's offer of DDoSing the competition.
After the deal was sealed, slowly but surely, Vedal and DDoS unnoticeably get closer to one another, with DDoS being comfortable enough to speak with Vedal using their real voice and eventually showing their real face.
Once DDoS reveals themself, Vedal is surprised that the DDoS himself is actually a 'she' and looks and sounds way better than any woman he's ever met, actually getting a femboy boner for once in a long time.
And shit develops from there, I guess.
I ALREADY KNOW WHERE THIS ANIME PLOT IS HEADED, WRITERS.
I KNOW IT LIKE THE BACK OF MY HAND.
I'VE PLAYED ONE TOO MANY VNS TO KNOW THE ROUTE THIS'LL LEAD TO

^didn't read

>spends $3000
>DDOSser stops
kek

>>78186344
cute!

the germans thought chloride was real funny

that $3000 could have been used to actually pay anny for the model

This thread is trash

-$3000 LULE

any neuro clappers here?

>>78195326
no, only neuro plappers

this is fucked up, this is crazy

There's just no way Vedal wasted 3000 dollars right? I would fucking cry in front of a live studio audience if that happened to me.

>>78195395
god damn right ToT

>>78195433
"However, if your service was active only for a portion of the month, you would only receive a prorated bill for the hours used."

>>78195433
Who cares about 3000?

think vedal might be an ego guy

>>78195433
hes surprisingly calm under pressure for being so young. most people would have freaked out a bit during the plushie incident, but he took it in stride

>>78195490
People who don't larp as richfags

>>78195433
you dont instantly get charged 3k, only for the portion of the month that you have the ddos protection enabled
if he keeps it on then it'll get expensive though

>>78195490
Over 99% of the world.

ddoosers

>>78194340
Cheap ones, I guess.

>>78195792
>>78195566
I am the 1%

>>78195799
The way she says it is so fucking cute

>6k
goddamn what happened

>>78196026
are you even watching? literally nothing is happening

>>78196042
>still has 2k more viewers then his coemption that is backed by a corpo
this is somehow bad btw

>>78196026
still better than solo neuro streams (sadly)

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>>78196168
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>>78196182
I mean I'm here purely for Neuro so I don't care if anything is happening or not, I'm just saying people aren't watching because nothing is happening