/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Nasa cute

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

so we know that phase connect only nepohires
so who is getting nepo hired for the new gen

I MISS LUMI UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I love Pippa

I love Shiina!

>>78181476
>this drive men insane

SHIINA SAYS OBJECTIFY WOMEN

>>78181582
Insanely worried about her psyche
She looks like a stick but is constantly worried about her weight

Shiina News: Vidya women are meant to be objectified

>>78181476

>>78181695
Video games are just an extension of toys, which means they are practically objects

>>78181686
>>78181695
Based desu.
Who the fuck wants ugly people and boring gameplay in vidya.

AAAAA I miss Shiina bros

>>78181686
>>78181695
She also definitely said Geralt better not leave home unchaperoned

>>78181582
Lumi's skelly mode and Pippa's slenderwoman is scary.

>>78181695
more like chuudna

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YqZosDv-g
https://files.catbox.moe/alelpd.mp3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgBqugrXK2Q

https://wheelofnames.com/338-gnq
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

>>78181582
From a physical perspective, I prefer brunets with a little more meant on their bones, but it's Lumi herself I like. No architect, but I would feed her. Just more nutritious food.
>>78181689
She does want to be fit, but probably a thinner build than she should.

>>78181686
>specifies strictly in-game
I guess you missed her hyper-progressive collab tirades with Sayu

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

>>78181926
Yeah. She needs some hamburgers and weights. It's a shame cause their bodies are crazy and don't care about what you want it to do with the food.

>>78181926
>meant
the fock? "meat"

>>78181582
Very feminine, of course it does.

Pon
https://jiggie.fun/WGIu9K

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 12

Thank you for filling in the deadspace shiina, shame your coworkers are lazy

>concern fagging

Michiru is still going

>>78181582
This is your women on zero carb diet.

Surely this thread will be better!

>>78182083
I want to shave Pico's tail!!

>>78182047
While I agree with you, it's somewhat justified since phase girls are like 50% barely functional. Wemi almost died from eating food packing.

>>78182062
M-Masaka!

>>78182114
wtf bro

>>78181926
>She does want to be fit
If this tweet is true she has visible abs also she said she can swim a mile so probably she's vrey fit

Americans and your skewed concept of what bodymass is normal and not. Lumi is fine, she doesn't need more fat, she has a very feminine build and clearly likes it that way.

>>78182062
I always found weird that when playing on those big servers she never had a problem talking with people and making contacts, but she never any collabs with people outside of Phase...
I mean I get it, she does not care, and its vtubing is just a hobby for her but come on

>>78182184
She's a literal skeleton

>>78182156
Licking Lumi's tummy

>>78182184
Would you say that makes other chuubas fall under the chubby category?

>>78182156
I have them too and I have never done abs. I'm just low fat %.

>>78182047
Which?

>>78182131
>Pippers doesn't even rinse out the pot properly so it's soap ramen
>Hime eats uncooked cheddar sausage
>Wemi's a nurgle cultist
>All the other crazies
Seriously though, does Pippa not have indoor plumbing or is it like some super sulfur/arsenic-y disaster?

I just noticed the weeb team is on phase weekly

>>78182202
She is a mystery

>>78182202
She collabs every so often with Iori. The talents probably just don't play the same games she does.

>>78182249
I don't care about others.

>>78182156
Abs are mostly a low bodyfat+dehydration check. I'm sorry honey, she doesn't have supergirl 8-pack while having stick arms that look like they'll break picking up a gallon of milk.

>>78182131
>>78182260
>phase girls are like 50% barely functional
They are just pretending, no way they are THAT retarded.

every day i wake up and wonder
is wemi dead?

>>78182276
LET'S GOOOOOOO

>>78182299
About the response I expected, no principles ass double talker

Anyone have the caloric intake count for Lumi's latest meals? I want to make sure she's not getting chubbier.

>>78182346
The character, yes

>>78182184
That is absolutely fucking not normal or healthy. It's under. It's literally starvation model level.

>>78182333
Hime's not pretending. You don't try to kill yourself with sausage or ruin an expensive skirt with a bath bomb to shill the kayfabe. You don't eat desk egg soap ramen to shill the kayfabe.
Uruka was just sick in the head and ate cereal with water. Not milk, water.

>>78182131
Wemi hasn't died yet or even gotten any real permanent damage. At least not any new permanent damage.

>>78182455
What kid hasn't eaten cereal with water

>>78182407
she's eating about 1000-1500 kcal/day

Michi's horse is cool as fuck

>>78182529
Anon...

>>78182538
If she weighs 100 pounds that's a maintenance diet and she's fine.

>>78182047
Lumi picked up a lot of fucking redditors from somewhere and they concernfag her harder than anyone else I've seen

Good morning, /pcg/.
Phasers are the best livers.

Anon needs to realize modern women are just that incompetent, yes, their grandmothers probably had secret family recipes and shit, past foward 3 generations and you get desk egg and eating raw sausage,

>>78182538
I'd like to see her maintain 1200 but I can give it a little pass unless I start seeing those chubby cheeks. Thanks

Are pools good for you?

I'm just happy knowing a Pippa and Lisa collab is on the way,

>>78182018
Hmm, once I've done video jigs, these static jigs seem so unexciting now.

>>78182568
she's skeletal it's not fine.

>>78182032
Fuck you for being this lazy.

>>78182581
so you're more into their grandmothers?

>>78182650
You must be gay she's where she should be

>>78182018
This was like watching a swarm of hungry, jig-starved piranhas descend onto a carcass.

>>78182538
That's just the recommendation for for women, 2k for men

>>78182647
Just a warm up jig to get the noggin working for the day

>>78182706
>2k for men
1800, fat fuck.

>>78182650
Eugenia Cooney is skeletal, Lumi is feminine.

>>78182673
That's starving child thin. you can tell from the atrophy on the hand. There's nothing wrong with building some muscle to get a safety net back either.

>>78182650
We've seen her arms, not her body. People store fat in different places. I've got bony wrists and ankles, but also a persistent gut and huge ass.

>>78182657
their grandmothers are way better wives and mothers than they could ever be so yeah. modern women are useless

>>78182751
Concernfag somewhere else homo. She is where she should be and wants to be. Do you think she likes you defending her honor on a gossip forum?

>>78182719
It's completely variable depending on your height and fitness level...

>>78182643
No, they have aids

I love Runie
She a cutie

I saw a really cute girl for the first time in a while and I could not stop trying to look at her and I felt super uncomfortable about the whole thing

>>78182529
Coworker of mine did this regularly to save on calories until she found out that even fortified vitamin compounds are still mostly fat-soluble and she was cheating herself out of a lot of nutrition.

>>78182758
It went past fat storage to straight up muscle loss. You can get a modest correction with targeted muscle group exercises too. I had to do it for work to bulk up my grip and forearm strength.

>>78182787
Get your head out of your ass she isn't even here and couldn't possibly care less

She likes her body and has guys hit on her all all the time. That wouldn't be the case if she were "skeletal".

jiggers?
https://jiggie.fun/s07NQO

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

>>78182929
It was a toxic requirement for professional models for decades at the cost of the model's health for "some reason". Can't imagine what.

>>78182925
[Anon News] He doesn't know

>>78182897
Rape her

>>78182961
>toxic requirement
Why is this general so female

>>78183033
no that would be mean

>>78182961
>toxic

Is that nekomata girl that Michiru met through rust playing this too? Would be funny to see if they can find each other again

>>78183051
That's the point

That old lady Michi is riding horse with has pretty sexy voice

>>78183050
Think of how many applicants Sakana gets every time he opens auditions and think of how many people that would be id 1% of them frequent this general

>>78183132
Yeah, it's me. Sakana's strongest invader phasing in September 2001!

>>78183132
sakana said they didn't have many applicants this time, guess femanon is to scared to try out

Was there a Pippa stream yesterday? Loki-sama streamed the whole day so I was watching that, and then I had to leave for a while

>>78183201
yes, SMTV

>>78183132
Those applicants are all me

>>78183186
Where did he comment on it?

>>78183201
She did a short sponsored stream on twitch 3 hours earlier than normal.

The voice on the lady michiru was riding with is doing things to me

Dear Pippa,

By now you are probably awake. Yesterday's stream was great until YOU RUINED IT with one horrible mistake.
You accepted a raid from BreadIsRye and communicated with her.
I told you that from now on, you are only allowed to associate with /pcg/-approved Pippa-friends
>Sleepy
>Lisa
>Filian
>Dokibird
>Kiki from /pyon/
>Chromu and Mari but only occasionally, not too much
>Kson, Henya, and Matara but no other Vshojos
>Aoi but no other maletubers
>Natsumi (Chinchilla)
>Everyone from Hololive except the Holostars and Mori
>Everyone in Phase Connect except Rie
Furthermore, you are forbidden from hanging with Rye, Kirsche, grifters from FlaVR (ie all of them), dramatubers (this includes Sayu), anyone who is currently part of Nijisanji and fleshtubers of any kind

When you broke our covenant by thanking Rye for the raid, you hurt me and your hurt everyone in your /pcg/ who loves you.
Next time Pippa, ignore her.
Remember that /pcg/-approved Pippa-friends bring Good Jong Luck and people on our forbidden list bring Bad Jong Luck. Have a pleasant thread-browsing experience.
Signed,
Anon

>>78183186
nobody is applying because they don't want to have the reputation of being in the boyfriend company

>>78183249
oh, I see. I saw some schedules but the time was weird, that's probably it

>>78183255
Michiru riding the girl, yeah

Hi Pippa, REAL Anon here. I'm fine with you associating with anyone that not Mori.
Much love

Why is Michiru outside the michibox?

Hi Pippa, LOVE you. Byye

What's so special about rye? I use normal wheat flour for my bread.

This thread smells like ESL

>>78183263
You really wouldn't want an off collab where Pippa was stuck between Giri and Mel instructing and manhandling her on how to cook 5 common dinners?

>>78183328
Mori is completely sedate at this point, with how far so many chuubas have gone

https://litter.catbox.moe/1egcsy.jpg
god i want lumi to pound my bussy

>>78183110
>>78183255
That woman is AraAra-core

>>78183402
I miss rye poster

>>78182284
> but she never any collabs with people outside of Phase...
Anon your reading reps

>>78183462
I do not care I hate Mori with all my being I hope she explodes on stream one day

>Americans arrived
see you tomorrow /pcg/

>>78182832
Stop having sex in the pool

>>78183540
For the rap or what

>>78183575
No like what happened to Translucent in The Boys season 1 episode 2

>>78182758
>I've got bony wrists and ankles, but also a persistent gut and huge
That sounded mega gay, just wanted you to know. It's like you are promoting your sinful body.

>>78183263
You just know Pippa and Vesper would have been a great disaster.
Roberu is gregarious enough that it'd be decent. If you had to pick anyone for a forced homostar collab he'd be the best at salvaging it.
Pippa'd be fine with Rosemi.

>>78183471
Damn, that voice is pure sex

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYtBPYEZdng

I want to have hot steamy gay sex with a cute phasephan, kissing, licking, snuggling, frotting and lots of buttsexing!

Why is this thread suddenly full of homosexuals? Gay hours?

Hey it's me, Iori.

>>78183762
Post pits

>>78182758
You can work off the gut. Slight deficit, do bodyweight exercise if you are too shit to go to the gym. Have oatmeal at least once a day, drink lots of water and at least do seated ab exercises if you're sedentary to move things along but you really need to move heaven and earth to at least jog.
Cut the snacking, liquor/soda/juice/sweetened tea, and desserts. If you can't get off the train, at least cut the carb side dish with your dinner and calorie heavy sauces if they're on your veggies so you're not overloading calories so badly. If you're too schizo to stick to reasonable portions get a set of smaller dishes and bowls for dinner. We're all gonna make it bro.

>>78183762
Hi Iori. I'm Anon. Nice to meet you.

>>78183753
The restroom in the Liker's clubhouse must be out of order.

>>78183762
Hey Iori you seem nice. Can I marry you so I have a monopoly on the deerpits?

>>78183786

>>78183827

>>78183704

I just want to kiss pippa on her pipipipi

>>78183762
You should stream more

>>78183762
Deer Sex

>>78183704

>>78183786
>>78183845
>>78183932
I'm going to prison. Call Sakana please

>>78183845
I'm sorry Anon, she is the communal wife for the nerdherd. You need to learn to share the deerwife.

Sex with deer pits

>>78183918
Did you know that you can kill women by exhaling into their vaginas?

>>78184048
Love it. Saved!

Pippa I summon thee to stream tonight, take my offering

>>78184100
not mine
jiggers only

When is Lumi coming back? I really like watching her streams on the weekend

>>78184081
the perfect crime...

why are we being raided by /lbqt/?

>>78184117
Mine now.

>>78184106

>>78184004
Just bury the body

>>78183704
>phasephan
what does that even mean

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>78184004
Why are you smiling in the pic then? Sounds like you have a plan to get out

>>78184123
She's currently filling a glass with her green phlegm until she has a full glass of "melon soda" or she dies from the bacterial infection.
Catch up on your backlog or rewatch old streams and categorize stuff. Your memory of the early stuff should be starting to get crispy.

Alternatively you can watch her hostess club performance
Shiina, Ember, Lumi May 11th 2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4J_9okr1o
Airi, Dizzy, Runie, clara May 11th 2024 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoIAdlpHa0

>>78184106
At least get hard before you masturbate, pitiful.

>>78184123
hopefully never

>>78184106
thats is? pathetic

I can't believe Lumi is suffering right now she has done literally nothing to deserve it

>>78184224
UUUUUUUUUUU I MISS LISPA

>>78184106
>patheticly small dick
>not even hard
>pitiful amount of cum
Absolutely shameful display

>>78184123
hopefully tomorrow

>>78184263
She could have avoided this if she got Hime gregnat

I dont like this thread

>>78184212
Maybe

>>78184106
Newfags don't know but this is an old tribute. Pathetic

>>78183762
harro-neeee

>>78184237
>>78184243
>>78184279
look at all those tribute aficionados. top gay

>>78183827

Running a train on deer poster

>>78184400
at least one of those anons are Lia

This sexy voiced woman is going to make me look up more videos of 55 year old women getting throat fucked again for the 5th time today

>>78184590
Don't forget to share with class

>>78184590
You can't say that and not share

picked up my batch of mdma yesterday

its all owlheads lol

huuuu

>>78184877
cool blog
post the dragon dildos you're going to shove up your ass too

>>78184926
im gonna shove something else up your ass

Auditions are looking grim, how do we turn this around phasebros

Runie is Sekaiichi Kawaii
https://x.com/Nemu3py/status/1800856440749568143

>>78184955
should i troon out and apply?

>>78184955
Hasn't the pool been grim for like a year and a half now? The corpo poaching has been brutal with the remainder being happy where they are without getting contract raped.

>>78184942
I want you to explain in further detail anon.

>>78185004
you may have to anon
between other small corpos and indies doing better than ever the pool of good talent is the thinnest its ever been

>>78185102

>>78185004
yes

>>78184955
dizzy said multiple times "NO MALES"
so i didn't apply
fuck Sakana

>>78183263

Green phlegm is actually good. It means bacterial infection which can be treated quite quickly with antibiotics. Viral infections are nastier because there's no cure for them, your body has to fight the infection by itself, with a bit of help from painkillers perhaps.

All small corpos should j start collabing with each other, no more brother wars

>>78183246
during the filian collab with lumi

>>78185179
>Viral infections are nastier because there's no cure for them
*with some exceptions

>>78185102
damn

Who’s posting all this gay shit

That woman is pure sex

>>78185134
>anon actually does it
>by the magic of 2024 troon science he is better looking than most femcels and fujos applying
>xe gets accepted
>is actually decently popular because xer joke and topics stick with audience
>borderline lewd but not overtly horny
>people like xer deep voice
>offkai time
>anontuber comes to the convention
>rapes every single talents
>man ask for seconds
>phase is now xis harem
>mounts a succesful coup against fishman with xer siperior physique, intelligence and tactics
>phase becomes the first troon friendly agency with anon at helm
>gets donated 6 gorillion from WEF
>soon phase means phasing between genders
>there are no more transgenders, only phasegenders, phased-in, phased-out people
>TWO officialy begins anno xomini 2027

>>78185430
that's a lot of words to tell thread you gay

>>78185430
calm down lia troon anon would never rape your stinky snatch

>>78185430
Take your fetish elsewhere please

Can you stop being gay for one thread?

>>78185430
umm, based department?

She didn't cut a side flat on the onion so it was stable when cutting and yes the ceramic knife was dull
>Why 2 bites
Tummy hort flare-up, doctor appointment scheduled trust da plan.
There definitely isn't a new wave of invaders phasing in from her intestines
She's going to eat on it the rest of the day
>Why 1 patty
Tummer hort. You can make it a double or a triple you ape.
>I like my patties thicccc
It's just for the in-n-out style for fat pig. Take the jug of fireball out of your ass first.

>>78185254
It's not really a cure. Blasting it with viable "antivirals" early on is generally at odds with a plague-bearer's general disregard for their own health and willingness to unfuck their shit. And since it's proprietary wallet raping shit...

Who’s more pickme jelly or lumi

>>78185585
Anon
he's asking for mens opinions on what to think

>>78185585
I don't watch jelly much. Has she really thrown hands enough to quality as a pickme?

should I order a pizza today

>>78185362
Europeans. They rarely work on Saturdays, and they love globohomoshit

>>78185649
Yes
What kind though?

Post phat nerdy cheeks

>>78185430
Kill it with fire and microwaves!

>>78185430
>2024
Voice changers or tts have been a thing for a good while
Market's too saturated. They can't even fit in with normal people they're not going to make it with all the competition.
If you worked on not being a stinky autistic goblin you'd get con booty.

Was Yuu's sushi stream any good?

>>78185649
Just make one? It's easy and the lack of a pizza oven isn't too bad of a debuff for the savings.

>>78184224
It is inadvisable to watch her old streams, it'll make you like her current ones less.

Genuine question, do you think Lumi has ever sucked cock before? In high school or college maybe?

>>78185849
Be real with yourself.

Lumi has been offline in discord for 2 days now, she’s traveling and making up her illness to cover for it and will cancel tomorrows stream as well. She’s too autistic to be away from discord this long if she’s still in her apartment.

She’s so sick guys you just have to believe her.
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi/status/1802013385376366809

I wish all cuck posters a pleasant anime style self explosion. Idk what those are called

The lia troonposter and the lumi cuckp[oster should be locked in a shipping container with no food and made to fight until one of them dies or both do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOyt8POUcSE

>>78185849
No. She definitely never played hide the Saya with Hime either.

>>78185903
Literally could not care less if jelly was standing full nelsoning her against the hotel window. Get therapy.

>>78185649
no pizza. only lumi loops.

>>78183263
honestly, based.

>>78185966
Shout Raiju Bakuhatsu

>>78185903
she changed her discord status to offline right after she did her Offkai karaoke because people found the unlisted stream link by clicking on her discord profile
also she posted a message in discord less than 24 hours ago

>>78185947
She is really overplaying it, makes me doubt she's actually sick.

>>78185102
The average Cappipalist x Liker con hotel room experience.

>go to offkai
>hook up with a nigger
>immediately cancel all streams for a week to have sex with the aforementioned nigger
why do chuubas love niggers so much

>>78186110
Why do you have nothing better to do than be mentally ill?

>>78185102
Why do people here have so much gay porn here?

the bait sucks

>>78183263
I hope we get a Kiki collab again one day

>>78186110
Lumi’s body yearns for dark meat. She’s simply fulfilling a basic need.

Guys who do I become unboring
My oshi hasn't noticed me for a while now

Is the nightmare Michi jig still going?

>>78186247
Dont be a NPC in chat

>>78186133
While an over-exaggeration, you have to admit it is sus for a bunch of talents to follow some rando out of the blue. Especially since those that did follow him were at the minimum all hanging out at the same time it happened.

I see Tenma raided Michi and apparently won. How did she feel about Nine Sols overall?

>>78186293
How do I unironically do that

>>78183263
What about charzu? Her and Pippa could be a fun collab

>>78186368
Dont say things other people are saying, give your oshi a comment she can farm for content and clips

>>78183263
Fuck you banana cat is a good girl and her and Pippa are cute together

>>78186247
It's time for you become the anti and one guy her in chat

>>78186247
Well rule 0 is to not expect anything if your oshi is a 4 view as its likely chat will be moving too fast anyway. If they aren't either say something unique from the rest of chat or ask a question that's relevant to the topic at hand.

>>78186247
Don't be an attention whore.

>>78186380
I don't trust people I don't know
No idea what Clara thinks of her, or the Kawaii Gen 3s. My opinion on them is mixed too which is why I didn't include them. Sava sounds like a horrible person but she did blow the whistle on Yuko way before anyone else and unfriended her, which is what Pippa should have done, so who knows.

>>78186380
Charzu never collabs unless she has to

>>78186533
So if I sneak candy into Charzu's meals and she gets addicted to the candy Charzu will have to collab with me?!
GTK

>>78186247
Imagine there is always someone with you, and in everything you do you must think of a reaction to entertain both of you, otherwise, you die.

I want to sexually assault Iori, but in a loving way.

>>78186362
>You will never wake up to seeing this with her yelling at you to do some random mundane house chore.

>>78186594
Do people do this? I just entertain myself

>>78185696
Pippa wishes she had this body

Is catbox down for uploads?

>>78185903
>Lumi has been offline in discord for 2 days now
she stopped being always online in discord after she accidentally leaked the offkai karaoke stream, she only comes and goes now

Lumi is now coming up with unbelivable schizo theories in a desperate attempt to convince people she's actually sick.
Seriously why is she trying so fucking hard to convince people?
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1802017788846022749

>>78185977
Sakana should sell lemon flavored cereal and name them Lumi loops

>>78186362
She thought the game was good, watched the regular end on stream and was glad she suffered through the end fight.

>>78186362
cried at the end, was a good game even with a few bugs.

>>78186818 (me)
*suffered through the true end fight.

Mommy sheep

>>78186721
She's just having a major woman moment.
Give her time and she'll go back to normal.

>>78186721
Wait did she work out while sick?
You don't do that wtf.

>shiina likes her burger well done

How are you mediumfags coping?

>>78186911

>>78186721
why are you so desperate to convince anons that you are

>>78186996
I'll eat a steak cold a raw out of the fridge, but burgers need to be well done. Idk what is is but something about pink in a burger is disgusting to me

>>78186676
It's to train your humor to match everyone else's perception of it, you automatically understand yourself, but others don't. But if you have a natural knack for social interactions, you probably don't need it.

>>78186721

>>78186996
burger is supposed to be well done anon......if someones eating a medium rare burger they're at risk of getting worms

>>78187009
>Pubes
>Trashy underwear and not something classy or cute
Grim

>>78186721
you can get serious health issues if working out sick, like heart inflammation and other nasty stuff.

>>78186995
>You don't do that wtf.
why? i'm also sick and i went to the gym, i couldn't match the weights i usually do but i feel fine

>>78186911
>That little bit of nipple peeking out

I want to fuck Lisa

>>78186996
You can get a burger done like a steak? wtf is this skulduggery?

I am the majority shareholder of a small real estate company and decided to be more present in all company channels.

The sales department was literally sharing a book called "The Conquest of the world by the Jews: an historical and ethnic essay" by Major Osman Bey. Should I be worried or proud?

>>78186721
Going to the gym while sick is completely normal in Lumiworld.

>>78187113
>nipple
areola

>>78187134
No you don't, she's an actual femcel, like literally doesn't think any man would want her.

>>78186995
>>78187155
She's saying that because she did Workout Wednesday and a little cardio workout Wednesday morning that it somehow caused the sickness to come back full force. Basically she's full of shit.

>>78187149
That depends on how it's being talked about

>>78187134
Bugger off she's mine

>>78186996
Medium well or well done for burgers is fine for me. I personally like my steaks cooked medium and some meats like New York steak and carne asada taste even better when they’re well done

>>78187104
You slow your recovery.
Light cardio or light calisthenics might be help, but nowhere close the "near failure" training you need for optimal muscle growth. Better to just rest and count it as your deloading week.

>open Michi stream
>she's speaking English
how much does she actually know?

>>78187155
>>78186721
Yeah I can picture that like Remi drinking milk while having a tummy ache and having rotten meat interact with the milk in her tummy.
They're both tards

>>78187292

>>78187155
She didn't go the gym while sick. She's blaming the cardio workout she did on Wednesday morning + Workout Wednesday as the reason she was "sick" when she woke up Thursday morning.

>>78187292

>>78187092
>he doesn't like pubes
not only grim but gay as well

>>78184461
I wonder how many vtubers have publicly reacted to a tribute

Da Michi is bathing with strangers

>>78187223
They were discussing work related stuff and during dead hours the IT guy (that is also on the sales channel because he is teaching the tech illiterate newbies how to use the CRM software) dumped some books, including that one. He even looks kinda jewish, so I doubt he is antisemitic for reals.

>>78187455
Literally the straightest guy in this bloody thread, you lot posting gay porn and everything

>>78186630
I think cohabitation would escalate it from yelling to pillow smothering on the second offense.

>>78186706
Catbox is normally spotty. if you're a bong or have spectrum, xfinity, or any of the other burger turboaids networks they hate the fuck out of it.

>>78186996
Do you really trust a system that has to regularly mass-recall millions of pounds of ground meat which is the most susceptible to runaway infections?
If you're talking about the in-n-out burger she made on stream it's pretty impossible to rare that while still getting the crust. It's just too thin.
She was also using a $20 electric griddle too. It looked like it had some idea of temperature control but it also toasted the buns unevenly so who the fuck knows.

Is Iori GFE?

>>78187593
Who?

>>78187593
She's BFE

>>78187571
500 internal service error. My ISP is usually cool with it, think it's on catbox's end.

>>78187534
Anon, calling yourself straight just makes you look insecure. Just look at the gay porn and laugh like any normal heterosexual male.

>>78187455
>he doesn't like hirsutism in girls
>the literally male secondary sexual characteristic
>gay
Tell us more, "str8" anon.

>>78187593
She is DE

Uuuuuuuu u_u

>>78187534
you're so gay that you have rainbows coming out of your ass anon, you'd fit in better over at the Lia liker clubhouse

>>78187534
>Posts gay porn
>Complains about sexy sheep
>Calls you guy

Is Panko watching Le mans? Ferrari is leading

>>78187683
You need to be 18 to post here

>>78187455
I will use sheep's gray pubes as floss after sucking her dick, no question

>>78187710
Is le mans diesel or petrol engines?

>>78187693
>guy

>>78187710
>af corse

>>78187458
there's a tweet chain of Pippa and Lia begging for tributes from 3 years ago, newfriend

>>78186721
The timeline is quite interesting.
>Lumi gets sick from trip, doesn't cancel streams just kind of takes it easy
>in a few days she's basically fully recovered, sounds normal and says she feels fine
>multiple days go by where Lumi hardly even mentions being sick, keeps saying she feels fine, does stuff around the house and works out on Wednesday
>she makes tweet Thursday morning saying she woke up with no voice and "painful coughing"
>cancels stream but ends up streaming for an hour anyway
>during stream she's pretending to have lost her voice and literally says "I feel fine, my head doesn't hurt, no aches, and no cough."
>a few hours later she's somehow 100x worse than she ever was at any point since the trip and now says she's aching, coughing up green goop, and has completely lost her voice
>she starts to spam obviously exaggerated tweets about how sick she is
>this sudden onset of sickness just conviniently manages to lead up into the weekend and she cancels streams Friday, Saturday, and likely Sunday as well.
This is the most clear cut case of someone faking illness I've ever seen and her repeated desperate tweets trying to explain how she got sick and her incredulous act is so transparently fake that I worry for anyone who believes it.
No one lays it on this thick if they're being honest about something.

>>78187738
jesus you're a fucking sperg, lighten up

>>78187775
Sucking dick looks and probably feels less disgusting, provided it is not deep throat or face fuck, than eating pussy.
Therefore, sucking cute futa cock is straight as hell.

I love Iori

>>78187816
kek

>>78187881
that all sounds exactly like my past 2 experiences with the 'rona
unvaxxed btw

>>78187593
idk, how likely is she to let me hold her hand?

>>78182276
Wunie is taking Wemi to a wave

filian connect

Lumi loves us and feels terrible about not streaming. Fuck off schizos.
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1802025861262307651

how come lia isn't sad her grampy died anymore?

>>78187911
>straight as hell
correct, i would be doing this to a female/feminine character and as such it is not gay.

before any fags try to disprove: would you eat pussy from a man? now THAT would be gay

>>78187777

>>78187968
good idea, ship it

>Michi Is super idol
That's a way to describe the Michi experience I guess

>>78187881
When I am sick with the flu, the symptoms come and go. They tend to worsen during the morning and late at night.

>>78187777
they are using grape juice as fuel synthetic fuel made from vineyard grape skin waste

>>78187777
>>78188044
pankoposters are winning

>>78187881
Have you ever been sick before? or are you too retarded to get sick

>>78187777

this >>78187881 is a psyops to paint gumis as annoying spergs, while in reality we're cool I swear!

>>78187881
>>78187935
Yeah, covid was like that for me as well. It was like I had multiple viruses that got worse and better over a little longer than a week, severity varied, and symptoms actually changed as it went along too.

I know gumis desperately want this to be a drama, but even if she's faking and taking some time off streaming, who cares man, live your life. This is the most boring drama I've seen in a while.

>>78187821
source?

>>78188210
>I know gumis desperately want this to be a drama
nigga it's literally one dude

>>78187480
Be wary of the celebration parallax. Some things are ok to be praised, but you'll get in trouble if you say they're bad and vice versa.

>>78183263
where does elfin psyops fall in you list, anon?

>>78188137
Does getting sick come with exaggerated tweeting about how sick you are? If she's sick she's sick, why do this charade?

>>78188124
ooooh there is a spinning pankoo
wao, cue
cute spinning
look at him spinnin so fast
a shpinning sho fast

>>78188035
Stop noticing things

>>78188210
why doesn't she just say she wants to take a break instead of doing this retarded and obviously fake song and dance where she pretends to be sick? nobody would care if she would just stop lying for 5 minutes

>>78188389
lets just give her something to REALLY be sick over.

>>78188413
don't send her your dick pix anon

now i can be a fatter fat fuck thanks shiina!

Why can’t things just be cute?

>>78188035
Is anyone really ever that sad over a grandparent dying more than a few days after the funeral?

>>78188519
Just get yourself onions meat replacement. Or fry tofu instead.

>>78188548
depends on how close they are. some peoples grandparents raised them more than their actual parents.

>>78188337
It’s rare for Lumi to ever cancel more than 1 stream in a row because of sickness. It’s still her job to tweet and farm engagement when she’s not streaming.
Lots of the other Phase girls tweeted about being sick.
Lumi’s presents herself as an untouchable genetic specimen who doesn’t need to eat and never gets sick.
Acting out on twitter after getting sick fits with her “character”

>Japanese man doing a gringo accent
Maybe this jap rp server is alright

>>78187593
She explicitly says she isn't but acts cutely in a teasy way because she knows you like her
Every vtuber is gfe anyways

>>78187071
Not true, it just depends on how fresh the minced meat is. If the patty is frozen supermarket stuff, then you probably shouldn't eat it rare. But if you mince the meat yourself, then it's fresh and having it rare is fine. Restaurants that give you options for the meat make their own patties on the spot so it's fresh meat.

Nothing makes me happier then knowing there's a bunch of nips out there roleplaying be American cowboys.

>>78188258
Doubt he is gloating about jewish supremacy or something like that. He might be against totalitarian world orders and whatnot, but he is also a full blown flat earth, ice wall, 17 supercontinent schizo (still pretty good at coding and digital marketing). I think he is crazy regarding that, but it also tells me he is not on the side of any shadowy cabal, mostly jewish or not.

Will inis ban me if I ask her to sing auslander raus

>>78187618
no, that's Larry.

>>78187292
Like most Japanese, she understands English after taking 10 years of English at school, she just sucks at speaking.

>>78188788
Would no homo

>>78181582
this woman needs food

I want Michi to do Phase Weekly alone someday

>>78187189
I don't care

>>78188597
I was always very close with my grandparents but their deaths never really shook me that much, all of them seemed aware that their time was relatively near and none of them seemed sad about it so why should I be? I remember my grandpa was always like "I don't really have anything left to do down here anyway so when it's time it's time, I don't care".