/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78176033
where are my collarbone chads at?

No... I was so close

>>78176375
close to what
anon were you masturbating

cocksleeve material

Holy... I opened nijidex and was flooded with gta streams

Maggie!

https://magma.com/d/377tk9vxsi
https://magma.com/d/377tk9vxsi
https://magma.com/d/377tk9vxsi

>>78176352
Darker than Black Quild...
I like them too. I'd pero pero a cute girl's collarbones.

I love my bird wife Enna!

Luca love!

catching up on vanta's stream, i wish i was there to witness this live

>>78176552
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyL58sXohI

Kurara model is so expressive it almost looks 3d in this angle

Hi Twisty

16TH FOR RYOBRO RYOHAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my brain hurts

>>78176482
im only a bit darker then a paper bag thank you very much
i don't actually know much about DtB, from what i hear it was really popular when it came out but completely lost steam. there's still a few fujos floating around though and it's from them that i first heard of it. i used to think it was a full on bl actually but apparently it's an action series?

>>78176552
They were absolutely decimated again, Twisty rilling Vanta up until he raises his voice in anger and Kurara instantly calming him down with 1 word over and over again was so funny kek

>>78176346
Scarle's feet are exquisitely drawn in this art

>>78176674
god Klara's teasing voice is not good for my health
she used it so much during that segment

>>78176666
ryohayouuuu get some water buddy

>>78176670
I wouldn't say it lost steam but the 1st season was definitely better than the second.
I liked hobo Hei since he reminded me of Hobo Wright from Apollo Justice but I can see why people wouldn't get behind that.
Yes it's an action series. With a very obvious heterosexual romance plot.
I think it's good and that you'd enjoy it but if you're after the BL aspect you might wanna try Bungou stray dogs instead since apart from the mc (who's shit) most of the romances are more yaoi-coded. There's also old man yaoi in the last season which you might like.

>>78176573
>phasebeggar in the comments
kek
>>78176674
how many times has vanta said it's just ragebait by now

>>78176821
i might check it out sometime, i'll put it on my thousand anime long backlog

finally scarle ending aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>78176762
Her whining was so cute too, I didn't think she would play along for that long

>it's ragebait, all she does is bait
need this as a soundpost

>>78176786
I drank some ice tea, But i'll drink regular water
OH SHOOT MY PIC DROPPED RYONOOOO

>>78176887
What are the first 2 on that list?

>>78176978
its ryover but good good

>>78176762
Why did she want Vanta to hold her hand so badly?

>andy leyley
oh fuck sake this gonna end well lmao.

>>78177069
LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>78177069
Oh hell yeah, I can't wait. I can imagine Scarle will pull a "hear me out" on Andy.

>>78177047
The real answer is that she wanted to fluster him. The joke answer is she has a hand fetish

how did wilson let himself get cooked so hard about the pizza dog argument

>>78177145
he has a debuff whenever he talks about food

>>78176352
I think about ike with exposed collarbones all the time..

>>78177145
I'm genuinely upset he found a way to lose that argument

>>78177155
twisty ended up backing him up in the end thank god

Do women like being scared? How come women deliberately step into my path when I'm running then shrink themselves down like they're being overwhelmed. Fucking weirdos always grinning while they do it

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

>>78177196
has he ever won an argument in his life

>>78177020
i'm probably going to watch made in abyss next, haven't decided what i'll watch after that so i might just use a randomizer. i haven't been watching anime since i got really into vtubers so im trying to slowly get myself back into it
also i want to learn japanese so maybe watching a slice of life with jp subtitles? i don't think i'm quite ready yet but i heard someone say you should be doing it as early as possible even if you don't know any kanji yet
>>78177165
his collarbones must be very pero pero and biteable and delicious and i want to eat food off of them like a plate

>>78177145
He's pathetic and weak just like me..

The branch is probably not gonna last much longer. The girls who didn't leave in time will find themselves in a rough situation.
At least Pomu is safe, I can't give a fuck about Rosemi and Scarle, other than remarking on how stupid they are for staying

>you've been golden brown for three hours now
WILSON?

bros should hold eachothers penises while they pee in the urinals to make sure it all goes in

>>78177397
hehe

JWU did briskadets seethe about twisty during the open totsu again

>>78177215
He must have won one against Finana at least once

>>78177220
You could always try watching Niji JP clips too?
I feel like if you're starting out it's better to learn conversational Japanese which you'll encounter more in collab conversations.
You might not hear stuff like daisuki na (favourite) very often but it could help.
I used to watch Salome back in the day as a way to practice my listening and write down/learn words I didn't know but the midnight streams were too hard to catch.
You could always just pick a JP member and start watching 30 minutes plus of their streams every day.

>>78177404
shut up sonny

>>78177429
that's like taking candy from a child...

>>78177466
I'm wilson of Nijisanji EN former Hero, first of all

"People just mad of this game more than there really is" - Shakespeare

I'm getting the impression like 1/2 the girls who aren't blatant nepo-hires were hired to fulfill some fetish or another of the managers

>>78177459
all the clip channels i used to follow stopped years ago it feels so i need to find new ones. i'll go back and find the posts about which jps have the most clear and easy to understand speech in the archive sometime.

>twisty i used to kill people
>WHAT? i'm reporting this vod
KEK willy crumbled so fast

I miss Elira.

>>78177069
She is gonna go feral for Andrew while also trying not to get clipped

>>78177750
Please don't call him Andrew in my presence.

>>78176397
From baking the thread

Witch of Calamity? More like WITCH OF CUNNY
UOOOOOH CUTE AND FUNNY WITCH
CUTE + FUNNY = CUNNY UOOOOOH ToT

>>78177778
shut up leyley

>>78177689
Twisty
>does barely-disguised incest roleplay with Vanta
>talking about Wilson's orgasms for a good 5 minutes, imitates his moans
>looks up nude fanart of the males while on call with them, and posts some nude fanart in the discord too
>discussing the fanfiction of the males which they would rather not bring up on stream
>weird flirty roleplay claiming she'll "make Vanta kneel"
what a catastrophe

>>78177807
bro it's ragebait

>>78177807
You would say it is a
CATastrophe

>>78177807
>discussing the fanfiction of the males which they would rather not bring up on stream
now this is ragebait

>slipped

@everyone

>>78178009
*rapes you*

>twisty doesn't like MILFs
alright that's it, that's too far

>>78178009
*rapes you*
slut

>>78177807
Spiritmates gets off to this please understand

Goonai
I don't wanna buy the china medicine but my throat is screwed. I hope it's just the cold. It's -2 tonight...

>>78178009
*gangbangs you*

>>78178113
Eat cough meds

>>78178113
water, sleep and time. dont trust tcm

>>78178113
Gn pomie, get medicine from a doktor or you'll die

I wanna to skin care with my oshi and then tuck into bed with her ueeeee

>>78178113
what, pei pa koa? that's just like cough syrup, you can buy the white version that tastes like shit instead if you want

ARIGH

>>78178109
The most bizarre thing is witnessing these guys just acting normal on stream, and then the girls come on all horny and making a fool of themselves trying to get into his pants. In vanta's case he's not even baiting it the way Luca does. They're just horny women unironicaly trying to fuck him because he happens to be a male in their radius

if there's something i learned from being in this hobby for almost 3 years, it's that it's better to focus on whatever your oshi keft behind instead of going after them since most of the time, they will just disappoint you real bad.

>>78178324
strongest gta rp viewer

>>78178357
>>78177807
man fatty is starting early in the morning huh

>>78177807
I'm glad she filtered out the Holotourists so fast. Now I can properly enjoy her.

@everyone

Alien man...

I'm so mad for some reason

>>78178384
Pomudyke…

>>78178384
Kindred….

https://youtu.be/PvEW46TAHQU
>21:08

>>78178551
period

It's amazing how enjoyable watching streams or vods are without paying attention to any of the niggers or faggots here! Why have I never thought of this before?

>>78178532
You gotta post an image of a rape-attracting fandom to get raped, anon

Sonny baby tomorrow... I wanna cry both in happiness and in sadnes

>>78178596
Did sanbaka get an anime or what? I had too many GTA open so I didn't open the Lize stream

@everyone
h-hello im bwiskadet ue ueee ueee oh nyooo..

LMAO sonny popping into totsu as soon as twisty left

>>78178540
What even prompted this

>>78178655
I'm envy of people who never discovered 4chan

>>78178596
>mappa

is andy and leyley any good i've never watched a stream on it

>>78178791
This anon @everyone but only wants sonny

>>78178791
hello :) i like it when sonny treats me like a stress ball

My tummy aches...

My blade hungers...

>>78178910
It's goated

>>78178804
Idk maybe the animation?

>>78178852
That's two people who work under mappa in charge of the colors. The video has a fuckton of freelance animators and animators under different studios aka the ones with a parenthesis next to their names

>>78178910
i had a lot of fun watching fuuchan play it, i definitely think scarle will have a blast with the game

twisty leaves and vanta start ragging on wilson instead KEK, i can't believe willy is losing an argument about sweating in your sleep

>>78178749
it's an origin/alternate story anime yeah

>>78179132
Wilson exists to be abused. There hasn't been a collab where he doesn't catch shit for breathing

https://twitter.com/renzott0/status/1801942753078804987
Is he talking about people shitting on Twisty

what if shu need to dropout from sf6 collab and they invite kuzuha instead???

>>78179310
I think he's talking about the Elira anti animation

>>78179329
sonny x kuzuha incest
>>78179310
it's probably about the animation thingy

>>78178596
this reminds me of Pixiv Fantasia

5 sessions for 1k feels pretty standard if klara was getting stuff like microneedling done, it's over 100 bucks just for a facial without any of the fancy stuff
>>78179276
he puts the rage in ragebait..

>>78179355
Elira deserves all the hate

>>78178596
I was too distracted by the animation and didn't realize it was Nornis singing the song

Open totsu streams like vanta's just make me depressed because I wish I could do it with group of people too

guys i don't think wilson can win an argument agains finana..

>>78179355
>>78179371
It’s the impression I got from the part about controlling those you disagree with and everyone having unique perspectives but eh

>>78179467
the good ol' nijien FGE

>>78179509
Who knows, maybe it's for both

>>78177807
huh i think this is what any femanons would do if they joined NijiEN

>>78179467
same

>>78179569
no shit

i just realized that Klara can join the GTA RP without feels like lost gaijin in Japan with how fluent she is unlike 80% of NijiEN

Gm!! How are you guys!?

they're talking about underwater mermaid blowjobs with klara...

>>78179509
I wonder how many graduation beggers ren gets because he's a nice guy who wants everyone to get along and in their twisted minds it means he hates niji or something. I feel sorry for him and scarle getting harassed by these people claiming they want to "help" them.

>>78176352
i found a weird ass cat, anyone want to break into his private onsen with me?

>>78179700
gm!! im great ive been catching up with friends. sleep well

>>78179700
Goo moo, I'm currently shitting because of tummy hurt...

>fuuchan thinks big foot has a huge dick

>>78178324
how long will the server be up, a month?

>>78179807
gm!! sounds fun i did that recently too
>>78179925
oh....... i hope your tummy feels better and your shit doesnt hurt on the way out........

>>78179765
probably not much considering he's a guy

https://twitter.com/d1mden/status/1801968208355668468
NijiEN please use this @Reimu @Sonny @Fulgur @Twisty

>>78179980
It hurts actually but I hope you hava..!

>>78179958
I mean he would. Most times Bigfoot is depicted as a giant

i really hope that guy that made the compilations for the first vcr gta comes back and does one for this cause i really liked those videos and im too retarded and too eop to follow this shit properly

>>78179984
thats kinda cool but im already sick of the fucking yeah meme

>>78180073
I just want to be able to see what people liked again…

>>78179984
what game would this lineup play together

>>78179700
WEEWAA gm!!

willy doesn't think he would be a bottom.. but he doesn't know guys like that make the best bottoms

I want him to breed me

>>78180102
Get fucked briskadet

>>78180287
I don’t even just want to see Sonny’s likes though

>>78179804
dropkicks look like this???

>>78180193
Shit lineup because of Reimu

Todays ongoing and upcoming streams:
https://youtu.be/4Ae5ToXJgUk Klara JP Stream
https://www.twitch.tv/vezalius_bandage Zali MC
https://youtu.be/pC23Gkl_ytE Ver Karaoke
https://youtu.be/ChCnyk901YU Fulgur Fire Emblem
https://youtu.be/eHw5a-58_sY Hex ASMR Tierlist
https://youtu.be/uRohpsQGoMs Ryoma Game Of Sisyphus
https://youtu.be/7cYV1AnqZwE Aia Outfit Reveal
https://youtu.be/qbdyRaIQ7JU Willy The Classrooms
https://youtu.be/bAEeNotqqZ8 Aster League
https://youtu.be/Q41Z6LbbhV4 Scarle Cooking
SF6 FT Shu Reimu Sonny Oliver
https://youtu.be/WQ4SdNbAcco Reimu POV
https://youtu.be/bQ7hYo7TIqc Shu POV

Shorts from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXyTV3zP2IQ Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 15
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bISnhmoGaTo Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRpxIlehX5I Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mp3FCCzpCg Ryoma Ice Cold Shower Day 18

Short clips from this week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nDZYFalxRk Meroco and Utako Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pmj8skM_huc Aster Apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE34LoOfdPw Ryoma Official Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_di0fYGMUk Maririn Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7ZuH8zYs-4 Scarle Outfit Reveal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4MWzPSB1NU Shu Sonny Official Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnC8ELABhRs Aster Apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TurCJspCRnw Aia Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2nx1GBZ1m0 Aster Valorant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0biG9Xha98 Aster League FT EN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmKxP6El3_g Vanta Luca Official Animated Clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZC3EhoYnPMo Aster League FT En
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFqgr2Ledgg Weekly Highlights


Longer videos from this week:
https://youtu.be/bLeLPFaANp8 Ethyria Concert
https://youtu.be/a2jc40cmYso?si=wmhD-5Nu5mbvJRMe Duck Duck Goose Unity Collab Clip by Ver
https://youtu.be/C5YyYS5fT3E?si=dtdgkAb-T5zhhb_2 Aia New Outfit Teaser
https://youtu.be/zNyiswmjEMw?si=bY-gIYZ2bz7qS4db NijiENcounter Orisong FT Petra and Reimu What's Waiting For Us Teaser

Songs from this week:
https://youtu.be/oikT8-QbgJ8 Identity Twisty Klara Cover
https://youtu.be/psp_opqfX9c?si=VJPqW45AuQLSLe8y NijiENcounter Orisong FT Doppi and Ren Play Back


Nijisanji Song of The Day! https://youtu.be/DUWbqT2CEYg

>>78180335
it kind of gets doom but i would probably need to train it for longer for for it to get him down accurately

i'll have to catch the rest of vanta's vod later, it's wife time!
https://www.youtube.com/live/ChCnyk901YU

>>78180497
tits spotted

>>78180417
Thanks anon!!

poopy stinky

>>78180544
brat alert
alright enough testing for now, it seems to work. i'll wait until dropscythes are awake in 10 hours i guess
anyone want any other livers that don't have loras yet?

>>78180270
i'm not sonny but i can breed you

https://youtu.be/mZS0gQn5_5k
Sister Claire covered the first rozen maiden op

he's so cute.... i want to tug on his fluffy ears
>>78180753
d-dyou think it could manage archivist?

i just drank a matcha latte i made and i think my oshi would praise me if she drank it because it was pretty good

You think vanta is gonna have to tardwrangle his chat soon

>>78180881
i dont think his chat is that bad

EN vs JP for FE3H?

>>78180901
Oh you have no idea......

>>78180903
JP just so you don't have to listen to Bernie

>>78180881
his chat seems fine to me? twitter faggots don't count

>>78180836
alright i'll put fulgur on the list, it'll be fun to see if i can get all his mechanical parts down correctly

>>78180924
??? it's literally fine

>>78180929
i voted JP for (You) but EN is winning by a landslide
>>78180956
thank you anon! yeah making his throa2 appear consistently will probably be a challenge... the rest you could cover with clothes

>>78180333
Just respect the livers privacy

>>78181007
EOP fucking shits. I see he's doing golden deer though, would've been funnier if he did crimson flower just for the seethe

>>78181153
Teasing briskadets reminds me of those fags in highschool who bully girls that they actually like

I need Ike

now he's polling male vs female byleth
>>78181165
yeah golden deer is his favorite

>>78178384
In the past I would've disagreed but this year changed my perspective on a lot and you're absolutely right. Also restrictions (corpo or not) are genuinely a good thing - forces people to be a bit more thoughtful.

>Open nijidex
>One billion GTA streams
>Some KRs are there
>No ENs tho
WHY DO THEY HATE US

>>78181286
>spoiler
i wholeheartedly agree, a certain degree of professionalism is appreciated

>>78178596

>>78181364
For me it's
Also holyyy good animation

i hope male byleth can romance some interesting people

>>78181446
Does three houses allow you to romance same gender students

>>78181330
because the krs are krs living in japan who are fluent in japanese
while EN looks down upon themselves for not being native and knowing meme japanese

>>78181477
i did a quick google search and i think there's only one guy you can romance as a guy, you have more same-sex options as a girl

>>78181477
I don't think so, I'm pretty sure the gayest it gets is shamir and whatsherface.

I wonder if Zali shat in the Paris river for the protest

Remember when Rosemi flashed her panties in public?

>>78180881
his chat is fine it's the people on twitter using him to shit on others

goodnight anons.. thinking of cut and uncut peepee.. humu.

>>78181758
I'm sure there's no overlap there...

>>78181798
Goo nai

wtf dimitri looks like young mlynar

edelgard my beloved...

>>78181807
i'm watching the vod now and only one person said anything against twisty in chat.

>>78181874
They surely won't stir up the convo in public chat like that

>>78181330
>>78181528
EN should just join nopixel.

>>78181874
no anon you don't get it EVERYONE in his chat hates her

No one in EN is cringe to choose Edlgegard right?
Fulgur is based to choose the deers

>>78181921
but they're BUSY having GAY orgies!

>>78181917
look if you want to show anything against what i'm saying i'm all ears

>>78181921
NO FUCK NOPIXEL MOON IS GONE FROM IT SOON ANYWAY

dimitri looks like luca

>>78181798
good night yuqtie... sweet dreams i guess

>>78181986
they're just gonna post that screenshot of that twitterwho from last night

>>78181798
gn

>>78181986
I'm not being sarcastic, I'm on your side. It's literally just one underage twitter acc who get posted itt

so byleth is being haunted by green twisty?

>>78182126
yes

KEK fuuchan talking about vanta's totsu, he wants to brat tame twisty

We need an elf girl

THAT'S how you pronounce alois?

>>78181986
They only keep it on Twitter thankfully >>78166679

>>78181798
gn chu chu

people keep saying hag love but do they actually mean it

>>78176346
Ugly

>>78182425
hag (streamer) = gross
hag (viewer) = cute

claude really is so pretty

should i buy deep rock galactic even if i have no friends to play with

>>78182425
picrel in EN when

>>78182506
why tf is she stroking her own tail that's kinda weird

>>78182531
tails are erotic

>>78178804
me

Happy saturday hai hai hai
God has blessed me with overcast and rainy weather perfect for staying home being comfy

Happy weekend!

>>78182531
she's just warming it up out of consideration before using it on me

>>78182506
>that shoulder to waist ratio
this is Orochimaru in another dimension

>>78180417
Holy pits and tits

if klara is thai i wonder if she has ever gotten any surgery since thai/korean culture apparently is getting it done as soon as you hit 18

>>78182596
No, on me

>family friendly marriage
KEK

>>78182768
yeah she got circumsition

am i the only weird one that fantasized about how would your debut stream go in nijisanji and talk to yourself as if youre talking to chat about your interests etc and constantly try to visualise your perfect debut stream for yourself? no? sorry

>>78182862
i made a ppt of myself a-la vtuber style and when i meet someone i like i'll make sure to show it to them

>>78182862
i do the debut stream one sometimes

>>78182862
I'm still dreaming about before that sorry I'll try to catch up with your dream

>>78182862
When I'm bored at work I daydream about streaming and collabing

>>78182862
Yeah something like that

>>78182862
yeah i imagine my debut stream a lot, i also imagine this thread's reaction to it

>>78182862
I imagine a schedule if I was a vtuber sometimes

>jeralt disappeared 21 years ago
how old is rhea?

sex with Millie
sex with Millie's pits
sex with Millie's feet
sex with Millie's huge tits

>>78181330
need to be company mandated so EN's will join

watching the open totsu just made me want to be part of a group or something so thats why i was wondering if im the only one with that habit

not fuuchan just doing a smash or pass of every character during the intro sequence

>>78183070
any jav that you can recommend for pits

>>78181989
>MOON IS GONE FROM IT SOON ANYWAY

THANK FUCK I WILL NEVER SAY "FREE YUNG DAB" EVER AGAIN

>>78183198
VARIETY STARTS AGAIN ON ELDEN RING LAUNCH WE ARE SO BACK I AM NEVER MENTIONING RP TOO

>>78182862
yeah in the end i decided i wouldn't do a lore video and just start talking immediately, putting my future plans and schedule first so people can fuck off

So are they actually making an anime with episodes that set in the kingdom of helesta called Page of Lambda with Sanbaka or is it like a what if imagining of what the series could be like with the opening animation?

Fulgur with the goat horns reminded me of edelgard I almost thought he’s going to take her route

>>78183070
>Millie
>huge tits

>>78183256
https://pageoflambda.nijisanji.jp/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvEW46TAHQU
this thing is what I am talking about btw

>>78183256
From the description, it sounds like the only made the animated intro and setting materials so the latter? The Page of Lambda site has the ending card of episode 1 up right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KTNriX6WhY
i didn't realize this was actually a thing and not just a meme

I wish they would force you to play through the game at least once if not twice to play the golden dear route. The other two especially the blue lions are so much better and more plot relevant. So many picked the golden dear at launch though because haha funny sexy upside down man

>>78182862
i do but instead of debut i daydream about our debut in bed

What is ren’s tweet about

>>78177427
They were laughing as hard as we vantacrew were. They know twisty is just trying to get a reaction

>>78183416
it's about me. Ren hates me.

>>78183400
it was basically only a meme but I guess you may as well capitalize on the meme when it's spread so far

>>78183416
He was saying nigger on stream and talking about how hitler was alright and people got mad and tried to control his opinions

>>78183401
>forcing people to spend more time replaying the same maps and running around the monastery
t. sadist

>>78183425
*vanta voice* she's a ragebaiter, all she does is bait

>>78183457
cancel culture getting out of control smdh

>>78183436
unironically though does ren actively hate anything?

>>78183497
ren hates people blinded by hate

>>78183497
men with clothes on

>>78183383
tiny lize

>>78183497
lawnmowers

>>78183497
Birdo

>>78183497
Birdo

>>78183622
>>78183627
Ren hates Petra…

>>78183654
Petra is a tranny?

In the mood to watch some Elden Ring lore.
Any recs beside the VaatiVidya playlist?

blue lions ride or die

>>78183688
BIRDO ISN'T A GIRL?

i can't get twisty saying "body-gardo" off of my head it's so catchy

>>78183701
Blue Lions love!

>>78183700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j72T_w5YQ6Y

watching that civil war movie and damn the photographer girl got a fat ass fr

>>78183714
I can see petra typing this

my name is now lysithea and wife gave me head pats

>>78183739
Tyty, will watch it now

>>78179700
gm i had breakfast and now im gonna do nothing all day because its saturday

DIMITRI MY BOY
I love his english voice too

>>78183782
what for breakfast

>>78183782
not even jack off??? but why...

>>78183701
>>78183723
BL house..

>>78183261
Millie's big beautiful boobers!

>>78183817
Yeah and fulgur should be taking this house instead of the yellow piss house

>>78183806
Im so purpetually horny that i do that 2-4 times a day as a default. I thought this libido shit was supposed to fall off when you get old...

>>78183804
I had mcdonalds pancakes and hashbrowns

>>78183844
at least he didn't pick edeltard

Ike :D

>>78183866
I’ll give him that, at least he didn’t pick her

IKE IS HOME??????

>>78183884
HES BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

dimitri is cute kek, i'd choose BL house
>>78183844
he's not exactly known for his excellent taste

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

Blue Lions is the beat. Dimitri my boy, then Dmitri my man, KILL EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM

>>78181929
Vantacrew love getting a reaction outa vanta so twisty is their A game at this point

DOES THAT MEAN THE 3D IS COMING SOON

>>78183916
This bud gets it!
>>78183911
Understandable…

>Click on Project Kawaii girl who's doing a donothon
>She's at like $10k now
>the leprechaun from Idol got 40k
Holy fuck, it's literally free money regardless of how pathetic or talentless you are. Who in NijiEN is shameless enough to do one?

i am going to go insane

>>78183949
ver...

GMORNING ANONS!!
i hate waking up with a dry and kinda sticky mouth its the worst thing about sleeping, anyways i hope he streams today i miss him a lot more than i thought now that im typing it out ueueue

Oh my fucking god he really did buy it

>>78183952
NO FUCKING WAY

>>78183970
GOOD MORNING BABY GIRLIE

>>78183952
AAAAHHHHHFHFHFHHFFFG FGGGGGFFGGGGFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG I would kill to be a bug inside his apartment right now

>>78183947
i'm surprised he doesn't like edelgard, is she too much of a brat or too annoying? she looks like a cold bitch who would step on your crotch

>>78182425
I genuinely thing hags are great. They have outlived the early 20s children mindset of "must have extremely popular badboy rich beautiful boy" and have finally transitioned into wanting someone realistic

>>78183952
Did Vox post this on Twitter?

>>78183952
Yoooo pretty dress!

>>78183970
Good mornjng, Lucub! Oh I forgot the GM in my post too...

>>78184069
Well gm bud, hava

>>78184044
There’s a good reason why she is called edeltard by this anon >>78183866

>>78183952
pretty...
>>78184015
BABY GIRLIE??
>>78184069
gm cute bud!!

Imagining Ike shyly posing in front of the mirror with that dress makes me insane

>>78184111
ah ok, so she's too dumb and not in an endearing way

>>78184119
The other lucub said if I say babygirl it sounds like I’m trying to hit you, which I’m not. I’m just calling you a baby

>>78184097
GM amd Thank you! I hope you hava too, anon =w=
>>78184119

>>78184122
>>78184122
i imagined him spinning in it and i think i died a little bit knowing i will never actually be able to see it

>>78184122
We know, Vox.

https://x.com/ike_eveland/status/1802001197005418682
This tweet will singlehandedly trigger so many things inside my body

fuuchan said vivi reminded him of ingrid

>>78183949
Pretty much the boys and maybe scarle

THIS GAME HAS CUTE CATS? goty

>>78183952
IKE SEXXXXX SEEEEEXXXX

>>78184181
It'll fit him so well and we'll never know. This is hell. I need to see it. I need to see my girlfriend

>>78184265
so much sex

>>78184178
baby girlie just reminds me off childe which is worse...

>>78184265
from now on im just going to think about ike wearing this dress and fall to the floor
how am i supposed to do anything in life but think about him
he's evil

byleth is a virgin who's never experienced an erection..

>>78184306
Then what?? Girl baby??

>>78184252
engage has a cute cat too

>>78184265
I knew he would actually but it but I'm still so shocked I didn't even properly process that he's home now wtf

>>78184342
Considering his backstory, it might as well be canon…

fuuchan you whore... you wanna fuck everyone...

SCARLE YONAGUNI TITFUCK

I'm imaging Ike have a little Disney Princess song moment where it's about being who you are, and he slips on the dress and if continues for a bit but then he walks onto a stage, and as the music seems to shift to silence, the stage transforms from the pretty forest outside Ike's house into castle dracula, then a baseline with low guitar riffs, until it explodes into a black metal song with Ike screaming his lungs out for the perfect alt idol death metal mash up involving Ike in a pretty dress My jwu brain just went with it

>>78184371
just stick with bbg for now

I guess I’ll update this as we get more confirmations. Correct me if I’m wrong about anything. I assume Luca and Shu will stay for AX
Vox at least April 22 - ? (7 weeks + 5 days)
Luca May 10 - ? (5 weeks + 1 day)
Shu May 17 - ? (4 weeks + 1 day)
Ike May 26 - June 15 (3 weeks + 1 day)

>>78184288
It's beyond sex at this point
>>78184330
When he first teased us about the dress I haven't covered ever since and he dropped this shit. I thought he was joking when he said he ordered the dress but boy was I not feel ecstatic to be so wrong. This just adds 10 years span of my life. It's not fair

>>78181989
HOLY FUCKING SHIT FINALLY. No more GTA please...
>>78182862
I do it every week...
>>78183701
Based (but I also like Silver Wind)
Also, the Twitsy bit was fucking hilarious

>>78184394
this cat reminds me of kyubey, i want to riddle it with bullet holes

>>78184472
Okay babygirl

>>78183851
Are you that black girl with the gorgeous tits? I just coomed to you. You're welcome.

>>78184450

>>78176346
Are JP-speaking members of Niji EN allowed to join Niji GTA?
Or is that exclusive to Nijisanji JP livers only? (and ex-KR , ex-ID)

>>78184477
beyond sex. he's my wife now and this is the wedding dress

>>78184402
My brain cannot process two different
informations that he's home already and the fucking harlot dress

>>78184477
beyond sex is MARRIAGE

>>78184512
No, why guy with the big dick, thanks though i guess?

>>78184573
YEAH TO ME

>>78184456
Based bud

>>78184456
A-any Quildren ever think up Ike scenarios like this?

>>78184643
sorry bud i thought your scenario was cute im just very busy trying not to scream right now

soo... no one is planning to join the GTA rp server?

>>78184543
Yes, they are allowed, but you are wondering why no one joins, right? They are scared of interacting with JP, can't speak Japanese, EN autism; that's why we have another Japanese in EN so that the EN branch has someone who joins JP events more regularly.

>>78184554
exactly. my brain's stuck on that fucking dress and I want to choke him for having barely any updates for the past two days then overwhelming me with these tweets this little shit

>>78184673
i will, hold up, in 5 mins

Oh boy, here comes the avatarposting women spamming baby pictures

>>78184694
thanks twisty

>>78184694
ok moon

>>78184643
No it was very cool, I'm just too overwhelmed with both happiness and horniness

>>78184578
No I should thank you o7

>>78184699
yeah, in your mouth and all over your pretty little face

>>78184730

>>78184673
GTA RP fucking sucks to watch and I'm glad no one is joining it

>>78184673
the majority of them don't know japanese and the one that do don't care about those kind of things. The only ones that you will see join are the usual meloco, kotoka and reimu but only with one of them

>>78184683
Oh right, where is Meloco? Fully expect her and Reimu to join in.

>>78184800
i remember meloco talking about gta on her membership too but she was planning on joining a different one and then they announced a nijisanji one lmao

>>78184800
Melco is busy today, check her twitter

>>78184731
Your craving for babies is so severe you blanket the whole thread in baby shit every single day for literally years. Go have a baby you fucking cunt

>>78184543
name at least 3 EN's who can read and speak japanese and also mesh well together and on the timezone friendly 7pm to 3am jst, they also have to like GTA or at least show some interest on it.

>>78184686
He's probably stuck in the airport at that time now that we know he's already home... I want to cry. I want to cry kneeling and laying my head on his lap while he's wearing that dress. The feeling of the fabric. The warmth of his thighs. His delicate hands stroking my hair. I want to explode

>>78184845
Rosemi-sama
Da Wose
Bluesemi

>>78184882
no way hes at the airport i wanna think that this is his couch he took the picture from.......

>>78184637
>>78184672
>>78184727
Hehe, it's a wonderful moment and revelation! Happy for Quildren =w= My imagination springed into a action with the imagery, could you picture how kino of a concert something like that would be?

>>78184948
No I mean those 2 days of his absent you dum dum stay focused even when extra horny

>>78184956
Sprang* my brain needs coffee

>>78184901
RWNBJ

>>78185023
oh i thought you meant now oops.......

>>78184845
- Rosemi
- Sonny Brisko
- Shu Yamino (if we can wake up in the morning)
- Maria Marionette (once her Australian NBN internet gets fixed)
- Meloco
- Reimu Endou
- Vesalius Bandage

he's making byleth dress like a whore..

Good night anons!

>>78183952
He really needs rape correction

how does the dress feel against his chest or his thighs
is it too tight anywhere? too loose?
there's 4 sizes, which one did he buy?
did he buy a petticoat? does he even know what a petticoat is?
did he get tights or shoes to go along with it?
these are all questions that can only be answered by me astral projecting into ike's body
>>78184956
it would probably look really pretty with a wind machine going and making the dress swoosh around!
>>78185097
night!!

for anyone curious I'd like to report that Ike's shoulders are about 2 nuis wide. you're welcome.

>>78185097
gn

>>78184956
I feel like he could pull it well. He's a dramatic boy after all. The fucking guitar riffs plus his metal scream while still wearing that dress would absolutely shatter the whole world. I won't say it's impossible, but maybe in 3 years ahead he'd be able to do it when he got his official 3D debut

>>78185124
ToT

>>78185097
Nighty cub!

I am fine and very normal about Ike.

has fulgur played before or does the dlc really give you 77k points