/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pIGvyJHtk
Or
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

awa

Listening to Japanese women talk makes my penis get swollen.

>>78173431
wtf are you me? I was about to bake with this exact image

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite general on /vt/

Oh? You like Michi huh? Then what's your favorite 20 clips?

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Uruka.

whats the best way to spend weekend after too much overtime?
watch vod, play video games, or browse 4chan?

>>78173455
NOW (Literally right now)
Shisui Michiru (08:30UTC | LIVE | Red Dead Redemption 2 - RP Server)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pIGvyJHtk
https://www.twitch.tv/michiru_shisui

SOON
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 35m | Piconator)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqz5xWUGdq8
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 35m | Cooking Simulator: Sushi DLC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Din8fBaq9gM
Amanogawa Shiina (12:00UTC | 1h35m | Shiina Mornings: Cooking Borger)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-8vNHHq-s

LATER
Hakushika Iori (16:30UTC | 6h5m | Hakodate Date)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lS-zGaaYNQ
Hikanari Hina (18:00UTC | 7h35m | The Stanley Parable)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJdnZV8RnwQ
Komachi Panko (18:30UTC | 8h5m | Silent Hill 2)
https://www.youtube.com/@komachipanko/streams
Chisaka Airi (20:00UTC | 9h35m | Pools)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4tdpvIFNQE
Saya Sairroxs (20:00UTC | 9h35m | Whatever)
https://www.youtube.com/@sayasairroxs/streams
Runie Ruse (22:00UTC | 11h35m | Karaoke, SOAD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6HWUtAktv8
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 17h35m | Maros)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 24h35m | Earth Science: Hiroshima)
https://www.youtube.com/@grampico/streams
Kokoromo Memory (12:00UTC | 25h35m | Return Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3Rd7T010_8
Runie Ruse (13:00UTC | 26h35m | She's Drinking Runie Coffee?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S4NZ-0eMYs

Notes:
>Maybe Eimi Elden Ring too, probably 02:00UTC if she does stream
>Nasa is doing a maro stream tomorrow https://marshmallow-qa.com/utatanenasa
>Remi, Tenma, Pippa & Erina are on guerilla schedule this week
>Clara is guerilla schedule this month (or as long as she's in EU)

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Muyu, Hina & Eimi

>>78173501
How would your oshi deal with the Krogan question? Paragon or renegade?

>>78173501
Renegade or Paragon?

>>78173541
>clips
lol

I want to take a bullet to the head with anon

>>78173555
vidya

>>78173541
I either watch a minimum of 6 hours of Da Michi or dont watch at all

why are there so many woman!?

>>78173490
WHY DIDN'T YOU BAKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE WERE ABOUT TO ENTER THE ERA OF SAME-TALENT, SAME-SECOND, SAME-SECOND-ANNOUNCE AND ALMOST THE SAME IMAGE BAKE ERA OF DUAL BAKE RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE [You sure is the same image? Check your pic's resolution./spoiler]

Let's say that hypothetically each phase girl represents a nation, what would they be in terms of current countries in the world?

>>78173555
Vidya while watching your oshi's vods

>>78173541
>clips
I'm partial to animal friend's movies myself.

>>78173597
its a 50/50 when born

>>78173559
I have a feeling Panko would go full renegade

Today, you are not closer to your oshi,than you were yesterday. Is there even a difference from one year ago?

>>78173541
>Clips
I watched all of her souls and kusoge vods, 100+ hours

>>78173598
You can always just stake a claim when you go to

>>78173656
How close can I even get?

>>78173598
It's the same pic but the resolution is a bit smaller

Holy shit, that giant white alligator scared the fuck outta me.

>>78173561
I chose renegade for all 3 games.

They by far give the more interesting and funny choices until mass effect 3 where the writing takes a nose dive

>>78173670
>spoiler
Guessed as much. You should have baked... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78173555
Game with your friends. 4chin is literal poison do anything else productive.
You can listen to Haachama bullying Ririka in https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTph4XiKLkI if you finish your vod backlog.

>>78173717
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78173656
Is there anything sadder than turning your life around, finding your own pipper, and having to leave her behind cause you're too busy with your wife and kids?

>>78173656
I don't care
I stopped chatting early last year

>>78173555
Sex

>>78173604
Pippa is America. The undisputed top dog but perpetually imploding due to depravity and undisciplined behavior.
Kino is Russia. Neither as hyped and based as her supporters believe nor as evil as her detractors want to make you think. Two more weeks until total collapse.
Lia is Lebanon. Previously going from destitute to ascendant she's now being ripped apart by strife and internal conflict as well as a string of perpetual misfortunes.
Uruka is Lithuania. Not grandiose or storied but just nice to hang out at.
Tenma is Rwanda. Tempered by tragedy, fueled by rage, guided by purpose. A perpetual precious Balance that can fatally implode at every moment only held together by an iron will.

Shiina is Germany. Trapped between shame and memories of former glory she's easily cajoled into acting in contravention of her interests.
Panko is Argentina playful and forever insisting on her whiteness she's as straightforward as it really gets.
Wemi is Japan. A million traumas and perversions reforged into a being as strange as it is compelling.

>>78173871
But there's no one to do it with.

>>78174089
>Kino
who

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 11

I love my hotwife! She can have all the fun with boys she wants! I will always support her!

>>78174119
Lumi, gomenasai.

>>78174092
*There's no want that wants to do it with you

wrath

>>78174089
They're gonna read that and brain worm hard rumao

>>78174153
Don't apologize, your inner thoughts leaked and they are correct.

>>78174089
Kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynY8ybXdOk8

I love Shiina!

>>78174089
Thanks friend, that's very nice of you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqz5xWUGdq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqz5xWUGdq8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqz5xWUGdq8

>>78174490
What's your all-time favorite shiina streams?

>>78174172
Well, not consensually.

>>78174553
nta
but the one where she sucks

Goodnight /pcg/

>>78174708
vod title?

>>78174764

>>78174776
You were meant to say yeah, me

>>78174807
Do you think she has the testicles to make homemade hamburger buns for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-8vNHHq-s u in an hour?

>Pippa streams
>I get a solid night's sleep
I hate how much she affects me.

>>78174764
nini

>>78174794
>>78174896

>>78174859

>>78174888
Like you have insomnia and soft pippa is the only thing that can get you to sleep?

>>78174961
Not really. I can fall asleep fine, but I wake up after 2 or three hours. The same thing happened when she went to Japan.

I want to bang Clara at my funeral and traumatize everyone

>>78175023
If you fine with it I can bang you at your funeral instead of Clara

>>78175023
Why only Clara?

>>78174992
Oh damn I've had that it sucks.
Are you consuming any caffeine? Any chance you just didn't notice it was in the drink or something? Try to wean yourself off it. It's really bad at causing that once you get older.
Do you go to bed and wake up at a set time all week long? It's inconvenient when you want to party and do stuff I know but you need to wake up early enough that there's enough waking hours before bedtime.
Do not nap. Napping is jelly's wild willy seductifying you from peaceful rest.
Try to finish eating and drinking 4-5 hours before bedtime. You want to get the piss out of ya so it's not waking you up.
Sip ample water early and often through the middle of the day. Have the occasional banana if you're sweating a lot, exercising, or have a physically demanding job to try and stay ahead of leg cramps.
Are you sedentary? Try to make it to the gym daily if you can. Otherwise just alternating significant sets of bodyweight exercise routines each day will help trigger your body to try and sleep longer to recover. Moderate to hard physical exertion does wonders.
How is the airflow to your room? Do you get headaches if you're marathoning a game all weekend or something? Does it get better if you go outside or at least to the living room? Try opening your window larger. You could just be suffocating yourself.
Is it every night? Is it seasonal? Is it only on nights when it's a particularly large temperature drop? Are you a filthy slut who sleeps topless in only a skimpy budgie smuggler and pasties? Cover up with an extra blanket to see if it helps. Alternatively, shed the blankets and get down to just a thin sheet, topless, and a miniskirt to see if you're overheating once the insulation really kicks in. It might not be enough to cause full blown sweats you can notice easily.
Try a weighted blanket?
Did a witch cast testicular torsion on your family jewels? You can have a tight package strangler waking you up during the nightly systems check. Or fabric with no flexibility can cooperate with any tossing and turning to try and king george the crown princes.
Less you can control about anxiety, stress, or drama but you can look into it if that's tickling your girl pickle.
See if some Pippa mixtapes and a cd player with a sleep function can help you

I love Runie
She a cutie

>>78174764
Goodnight Michiposter and goodnight /pcg/

>Jelly literally acts like an old man in a cute young girl body, she's feminine in the way men like a woman to be feminine because she wants to get married, have kids, be a housewife and raise a baby
She is definitely a wife material
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uarSMUrFsl0

>>78175484
nighty night hostage

>>78174992
>>78175442
You also want to get your laptop, phone, and other entertainment devices out of your bedroom if you can. Generally wean off and stop reading/playing games/watching stuff on your bed.
If your bedroom is facing the sunset or a road you may want blackout curtains. Particularly if you're very north or south so the sunset blasts your eyelids after you're already asleep.
If it's nearby noise from like a train, airport, gravel pit, race track, cultural enrichment patrols I dunno what to tell ya.

Are ferrets good pets? Asking for a friend.

>>78175484
Gn

>>78175688
Hell no. The stench makes the cat/dog funk look like easy mode. if you're feeling lonely try to land a part-time summer job or some volunteer gigs to try and hit it off with someone.

>>78175688
No they die

Early morning Shiina soon! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-8vNHHq-s

>>78175807

those pico guys keep getting shinsougumi on my tl

saya kiss

>>78175807
what do you mean its dinner time

>>78175807

>>78175907
Phase goes off PST time since it's a Vancouver company. Like how you discuss JST for Hololive JP

>>78175917
>>78175925
Sorry, i went to hard on her last night.

>>78175970
>to

>>78175589
>>78175758
Oyasumi

>>78175950
you don't make burgers for breakfast silly seppo

I have an unquenching desire to groome a cute phan and make them my gf (male) wholl dress up as various talents and watch streams together while they are fidgeting in my lap

>>78176013
What if im bulking.

>>78174089
The difference is that current day Germany is not the same as its 1940s version. Shiina's still the same person, just with a difference voice and is better at hiding herself

>>78176013
>protein
>veggies
>carbs
Burgers are a balanced meal and the best way to start the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbsWsddBc_w
Okay, femanons, explain to me what "treating like a princess" means.

>>78176013
Breakfast food sucks. Gimme a proper meal.

>>78176020
Go back to bed Pippa.

>>78174992
Another thing, keep track of the salt you eat in a day for 2 weeks. Especially any kind of restaurant, store bought meals, or fast food

>>78176013
for me it's black coffee without anything

>>78175917
>>78175925
Stupid lying whore, this is why Jelly is the only trustworthy one.

>>78176135
>Breakfast food sucks.
yeah me

>>78176188
Interesting setup.

>>78176110
Guy does all the work while the girl gets pampered. Girls know the power balance is in their favor so they get to call the shots. Despite this, most of the talents are stinky femcels, at least that's what they claim

>>78176020
>groome

>>78176263
If you don't shut up, i will raep you.

>>78175917
What the fuck I was so excited for this stream :(

Please actually start in 30 minutes...

This is nice

>>78176135
full English breakfast is plenty sorry you got jew'd into eating cereal like a peasant

>>78176317
>beans as a side for breakfast

>>78176317
I thought we liked nofap here

>>78176355
i replace them with hashbrowns or blood sausage

>>78176437
I am not trusting a man who cut his balls off

>>78176013
The only reason you're not wrong is cause getting your daily oatmeal with dinner instead is soul crushing.

>>78176110
Throw a dart at the board. Able to provide a comfortable life for her. Treated respectfully. Not treating her like an ATM or a copy of skyrim you leave on the shelf until you want to take another sex mod for a spin. Take care of the cooking, chores, etc. Pamper her. Don't fight with her too caustically over the tv channel, movie choice, stream choice, etc. Entertain her even if you don't care about whatever autistic stuff she wants to do with you on the weekend. Satisfy her cock's insatiable lust for bussy[/spoiler] Nail the exact hyperspecific degree of noticing, relationship, emotional response/support, response to the effort she puts into her appearance/relationship/etc that she specifically wants without ever telling you, be taller than 142cm, etc.

>>78176020
>liker falseflagging another fanbase to get bussy
the thread is healing

>>78176135
What's wrong with eggs and waffles?

>>78176355
Yeees? Baked beans are good.

>>78176472
That's being a good husband. NICE SPOILER, LOSER, HAHAHA

I eat scrambled eggs with cut hot dog slices mixes in with some hashbrown and black coffee for my breakfast I will sometimes put an avocado slice too

>>78176574
Nice. I don't really like breakfast but when I do eat it it's kinda similar. Nice and simple.

Michi should sing more

>>78176558
I ctrl-s'd it so no clue. I've had posts randomly drop or break a spoiler before it's fricken weird.

>>78176263
you WILL dress up as Panko and I will have the Banko

>>78176020
Stop using Hina

Airi killed the man she was trying to marry in a car crash and became pon as a trauma response. She now has to work for her black company in order for her not to get back to Korea and be subjected to an exorcism because of her bad luck.

>>78176737
no

it was ok

>>78176922
Did u join my team?

>>78176135
Hi Chio.

>>78174271
Lumi should use the sweater again and flash us

>>78176960
no

what compelled shiina to make a burger at 8:30 am EST

>>78176020
Hina would never approve of this faggotry
(She likes other types of faggotry. Like gachimuchi)

I love pico!

Wake up! Shiina morning streams are back and we're learning how to cook in-n-out burgers NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV-8vNHHq-s
I've never been to this place so I have no idea why they're special

>>78176922
what place did you get

>>78177006
>>78176013
Breakfast burgers are based stop being retarded.

>>78177006
I asked her to make me a burger since i was hungry

>>78177063
5th

>>78177006
Let her cook.

I want a bathroom with two toilets so Shiina and I can hold hands while we IBS paint the porcelain together.

>>78177006
shes gfe and is making me dinner

>>78176810
Can you at least dial down a bit?

>>78177006
It's never the wrong time for burgers

>>78177006
I don't remember if she mentioned it in the first of the saturday morning cooking streams or only the streams prior but she wanted to do a saturday morning cooking series with her fans. It was funny cause after like 3 episodes she had to travel to the wedding then got sick, then had to go offkai it up so it's been on hold.

>>78177006
Shiina is a true blue American hero.

>>78177011
Wait is Hina an actual Gachmuchi fan?

>>78177006
Because I told her to

I want Shiina's glorious gloved hands

>>78177006
Americans eat 3 burgers a day in addition to our other meals

Why do her hands look huge, this is meemaw

>>78177263
Oversized sweater and loose gloves with a smol keyboard.

>>78177263
her keyboard and cutting board are child sized

Do you think Beeko has a beenis?

we're so back shiinabros

could shiinas crussy take my 8" white cock?

>>78177336
her stinger is huge, you couldn't survive it

Crab news: she loves white bread. DO NOT show this to Lumi

>>78177336
only bee that can sting twice

>>78177401
I want to force feed Lumi carbs and sugar

>>78177336
Beeko with a massive egg sack would be cursed

>>78177368
snibby snab

>>78177401

Shiina, sharpen your knife, you are killing me

how is this a Roma tomato

>>78177531
Is this how crab eggs look like?

>>78177437
God, could you imagine if the cooking collab was in-person and they forcefed the chocolate milk & cheddar sausage ramen to Lumi?

Michiru just passed one of the guys she hung out with on the rust server. I wonder if she recognized the voice

is in'n'out even good
they don't look special
it seems like they would get mogged hard by five guys

>>78177531
Is it not? Do you not trust naked-apron meemaw to read produce labels?

>>78177665
All the ones I've used were so tiny, like egg size

>>78177437
This but with Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsFNs6u-Z4

>>78177655
Five guys is better than most chains but more expensive. Whataburger would be a better comparison. Imo Cookout blows everyone else out for value.

can meewma make a burger while im pounding her tiny asian pussy?

>>78175688
They smell like piss 24/7

>>78177531
Looks like one to me

>>78177774
Did you confuse roma tomatoes with grape/cherry tomatoes? Grape tomatoes are from the same "plum" tomato branch as Roma tomatoes but they're smaller and sweeter.

>>78177836
Not only could she, but it would be necessary for reaching bowls in the cupboard.

>>78175778
Telling the orphan that you're adopting them cause ferrets die

I am now reminded that I had not any homemade meals for years.

>Pippa went to the idol booth
>This is who was running it
How hard did she spill her spaghetti?

I don't know if my hormones are acting or something, but im hearing a lot of euphemisms in this stream. Like, her talking about fat content, patties, meat shrinking, bread gave me a half-chub.

how does she reach her shelves?

>>78177985
Put away a little of your wages each week until you can get a chest freezer and the delivery. Buy meat, etc. in bulk on sale, meal prep on the weekends. It's cheaper and you can grind up the basic life skills you need.

>>78178019
It is. You're just pent up and horny.

>>78178022

Shiinas views are botted
>normal CCV when NA is at work
explain it.

>>78178019
I think you're just hungry

>>78178103
i think you should eat shit and die

>>78178103
it is saturday retard

>>78178103
Naked Apron Shiina: VOD gang's revengeance

>>78178103
>when NA is at work
It is Saturday

>>78178103
>neet doesn't realize it's weekend
Get a job you fat fuck

He's a corporate slave please understand.

I'm having conniptions on the risk of all that white surface and keyboard getting greasy

>>78178103
This isn't North Africa, slave

>>78178224
We all are. It's already got splattered it's joever.

>>78178121
Yes, hungry for Shiina's barely fertile womb

>>78178103
As unlikely as it sounds, other locations than NA actually exists.

t. chaama

>>78178224
I'm with you anon. I applaud her for putting greasy shit near her all white setup. If that was me, I'd have a seizure over the thought of getting grease on my desk/keyboard.

>>78178288
>chaama
Hey chammers. I always knew you watched other vtuber cook.

I dont want any children whatsoever so its only logical that i want to fuck a hag

>$15 soggy five guys
Mari in shambles

>>78178333
Caught her eating asmr with ririka this morning?

>>78178224
flat-pressed 80/20 on a 10x7 flat griddle, odds are good

>>78178343
>tfw I can't eat five guys because of my peanut allergy
I had it once as well before I knew

>>78178379
I did not. I've blown tons of loads to her ASMR before though.

https://x.com/pipkinpippa/status/1801011965738828065
is it okay for her fleshpost like this?

>>78178255
Imagine dropping big 3 loads balls deep every day "trying" to get your hag wife pregnant knowing it probably wont happen.

Good fucking lord watch it go. KEYBOARD DOWN! KEYBOARD DOWN! BROKEN ARROW!

>>78178416
I can make it happen

>>78178415
slippery slope

>>78178415
>She's been yoinked
wtf

ok shiina is my wife

>>78178416
>big 3 loads balls deep every day
We in /hag/ actually studied a little. Turns out that doing it every 3-4 days is the most optimal way.

>>78177006
She lost control of her life...

>>78178415
MMMOOODDDSSSCute

>>78178408
Ever had to epi yourself from surprise peanut contamination?

>>78178547
Theoretically why isn't 5-6 better assuming you're not firing blanks by that point?

>>78178546
Shiina for god sake just cook in the kitchen...

>>78178103
numbermonkey doesn't have a job
rumao

>>78177006
She wasn't feeling like breakfast food today. When the vod's up you can find the timestamp

>>78178584
I'd imagine they can't get that far without supplementmaxxxing

>>78178546
It's so over bro. Cringing thinking of all the grease in the cracks of her keyboard ahhhhhhhhh.

>>78178547
Fine by me, I usually save up a couple days to get better dopamine release anyways.

>>78178584
Diminishing returns. You reach optimal numbers in 3 or 4 days, depending on a guy. Waiting more has zero benefits.

>>78178611
Reflective surfaces everywhere but yeah. I'd say salvation army some shitty table but it went to heck like everything else.

>>78178547
>We in /hag/
Why are you so obsessed with pregnancy?

well look at that she can cook, you fellas poppin morning wood for her?

Wait, just meat on the burger?
People eat like that?

>>78178684
It's not that bad, easily cleaned up

>>78178696
It comes free with your xbox.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>all of this could have been avoided if she just covered keyboard with a cloth or something.

>>78178547
Isn't there a week before she starts her cycle where women are at peak fertility and most likely to conceive though? I'd have thought minmaxing during that window would be optimal.

>>78178710
I almost forget that you can draw cute stuff sometimes

>>78178742
Where was your akasupa backseat ban huh?

>>78178684
>>78178715
Would it kill her to place paper towels all over her desk so it would absorb the grease? I can't believe the 'tism is triggering over something as stupid as this

the keyboard is not the worst, the worst is all of those small atomized grease particles floating in the air coating everything inside that room, yuck.

>>78178793
Yeah.

>>78178712
Im pretty sure that she was cutting other stuff

>>78178793
On the plus side, your streamer room now smells like a burger place

>>78178572
Nah, I've never been given an EpiPen. My allergies aren't life threatening I just struggle to breathe and get itchy untill I've vomited everything up.

Hot take: i don't put melted cheese on my burgers, quite the opposite, actually. I leave it in a fridge, because hardness and coldness of cheese gives better contrast to a tenderness of meat.

>>78178712
She's cut lettuce, onion, and tomato and showed it earlier.
she toasted the buns.
She has cheese but chat schizoing distracted her.
She's making the prison slauce now.

>>78178894
Works for sharp cheese without an emulsifier.

>>78178894
You do this depending on the cheese. If we're talking about the regular cheddar americans use though, better to have it melt over what you're eating

never heard of relishes.. what is it precious? what is it?

Hina what the fuck is this thumbnail

>>78178927
Normalize sharp cheese, all other cheese is inferior.

>>78178894
I used grated red leicester

>>78178960

>watching lumi's battlefleet gothic 2 vods
She used to be so much more lively and interesting. It might be hard to go back to currentmi after this.

>>78178960
In general its just chopped and pickled fruits/vegetables that's used as dressing

>>78178546
burger with a side of greasy keyboard hmmm voila!

>>78178970
Hi a is kind of weird ngl, don't know why people think she's a normalfag

>>78178960
Basically pickle in ketchup or mustard and corn syrup'd if sweet.

>Yuu making sound effects for her sushi making
Oh fuck I'm falling...

>>78178970
I think she learned it from Pippa

>>78178894
That's not really a >hot take.

that meat:veg ratio...

>>78179030
She looks like a sweet cinnamonroll if you don't pay attention to the sinnabun she really is.

>>78178970
>>78179065
To be expected of Pippa's gf

>>78178970
Looks like she's getting tips from Pippa

Women be eating this and say that they are full. It needs to be at least twice as big.

borgar

>>78179030
Hina's the most normy of her gen, except for Runie.

>>78179118
>>78179119

>>78179075
It is for americans

>>78179065
>>78178970
The effects of her Pippa collab are finally showing...

>>78179092
She's a skellitin wermin and she spent like 3 minutes waffling on whether or not to make it a double before going fucking it and rmeinding you that you can make it a double if you want it. It was just for displaying how to make the slutty in-n-out patty by vaporizing most of the fat in the thin patty onto your room's walls.

>>78179118
>twice as big.
It needs to have at least 3 patties to be a true American burger

>Shiina making perfect borger
>Yuu making sushi (and serving food she dropped on the floor)
East and West in perfect harmonty...

i always put the letuce on the bottom

Woh, I feel like it's been months since I've seen non-crabbed Shiina.

>>78179144
>It is for americans
I was making a joke.

Goodnight

>>78179190
I want to say the cutlets were out for another stream but I don't remember it off the top of my head.

>>78179143
Shiinburgers
Yummy yummy
In my tummy~

I bet hina is an absolute cum dumpster in bed

lots of housewives in here

>>78179190
but this was the outfit she made for the bunny garden but with an apron and cat ears

Air fried fries suck

two bites in and she's full

Did she toast the buns?

>>78178336
"Hag" are only 30, and that's the peak of baby fever AND perfectly fertile. What you're describing is post menopausal 50 year olds

>>78179223
Hina seeing your expression morph as you realize she dead fish's

>>78179190
>>78179244
Did you watch the bunny garden kino?

Goo morning /pcg/!!

>damn i want me sum huge ass borgir
>50 minutes later
>damn i'm full

>>>>>>women

Guys, i recommend trying sausages instead of meat in your burgers.
>Sausage
>Ketchup
>Mustard
>Pickled onions
>Pickled onions
>Pickled cucumbers
>Pickled garlic

>>78179267
Morning faggot

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

>>78179283
Aren't women cutest when they're almost retarded?

THAT WILL BE 4 BUCKS BABY!

YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, CHAT?

>>78179285
I mean yes but also just season better.

>>78179283
she's very small, like literally 95 pounds

>>78179283

>>78179256
I've heard that appetite is directly connected to sexual libido.

>>78179267
Morning Jerry

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDJZ8XLcLvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJH3wN9IVEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mbs15pk-Rm8

https://wheelofnames.com/338-gnq
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

>>78179327
>imagine

>>78179262
>Did you watch the bunny garden
I did not, I thought Bunny garden was boring so I skipped pretty much all those streams minus Runie and Pippa's.

>>78179285
Isn't that just a hotdog?

https://x.com/Agemmata/status/1801862090824503485

>>78179283
it's fine, i can eat the rest

Shiina sweet talked me to sleep for 30 minutes.
Did we do it? Did she eat borgar? Did you get to see her cute tiny hands?

>>78179295
Morning fruit cup
>>78179336
I slept slightly better than two days ago, tyty

>>78179390
The real gfe is she says she's not hungry and then eats 20% of all your food when you get it.

Tenma is starting!
https://www.twitch.tv/tenma

>>78179327
Oh god

>>78179267
Mornin' Jerry

>>78179283
Shiina GFE??? On a Saturday???

>>78179432
She ate two bites, she's mad at her nail color so she's hiding them

these peelers are so annoying

>>78179506
She's such a woman

>>78179381
The Mushroom has blessed us again

this woman does not peel her potatoes often huh

>>78179381
Let me guess, part 2 is a NSFW version with Uruka pissing?

https://twitter.com/EurgerKingWitAE/status/1801818111496360137
hamtards explain

>>78179267
Goo Morning Jellyposter

>>78179327
That's one sack of rice

>>78179562
Stinky fujo please understand

>>78179512
yea, cause you're supposed to use them towards yourself, not away from yourself, idk wtf was shiina doing

Why is Yuu making noises

Good morning /pcg/.
Good night /pcg.

I can't watch the stream, i can HEAR how dull her knife is.

>>78174764
Nini Michiposter!!

>>78179613
WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>78179613
Nini lil doragon

>>78179613
Nini Nasaposter!!

>>78179621
FUCK, IT HURTS, EVERY *thunk* AS THE EDGE FAILS TO PROPERLY SEPARATE POTATO CUTS FUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK

Shiina would make the perfect wife

>the single mother with her kid on dating apps

>>78179613
Nini's fren, see you later.

>>78179706
I hate those, DELET

>>78179706
Hag GFE is getting too fucking real.

>>78179707
true

Watch Michi (Day 4):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pIGvyJHtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pIGvyJHtk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pIGvyJHtk

>>78179369
Reflex called it bunny garden not hag garden.
Anyway, they did some hostess club RP
Shiina, Ember, Lumi: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec4J_9okr1o
Airi, Clara, Dizzy, Runie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejoIAdlpHa0

It was great.

>>78179613
Good MorNining lil Duragon. Sweet Dreams

>>78179707
She is self-admittedly extremely nagging

>>78179283
That's why you always order a little less than what you actually want for yourself, you already know you're gonna have to finish her plate too.

>>78179798
the airi, clara, dizzy runie one got fucking weird

>>78179827
Nothing that can't be fixed with bed breaking sex

>>78179827
>nagging
And needy. And clingy.

>>78179785
Does her gun shoot bees, or is her gun made of bees...

>>78179327
I can casually lift her with one hand holy shit.

>>78179785
why jerry?

>>78179848
Thats the Clara effect

>>78179381
is Agemmata just Pipkun if Pipkun was actually good at what he does?

>>78179827
If your wife isn't somewhat nagging, she doesn't care about you.

>>78179798
Ah that's why I missed it, I was at work for the first one so I only caught Airi, Clara, Dizzy, and Runie's Hag garden.

>>78179827
This is fine, I have zero drive to do anything other then shitpost and jerk off without an outside force giving me direction.

>>78179613
Sleep well, Phase sleepiest warrior

>>78179827

>>78179896
If pipkun was a good artist and allowed within' 3 miles of an elementary school, yeah.

>>78179883
I am watching Michi & want friends to watch with, Jerry has left me so I am forced to do something else in the morning. If you are asking why I love Jerry that is a whole other question.

>>78179903
>jerk off without an outside force giving me direction
JOI isn't normal.

>>78179935

>>78179827
I enjoy nagging and arguing. It's sharing thoughts and asking for an opinion.

>>78179896
Pipkun stuff has soul. A muddy, rotten soul, but still a soul

>>78179517
She just woke up literally at stream time. I forget what she said about why she was only going to have a bite or two but she did assert that she's going to gobble it later. You can hear it when the vod's up.
The stylist did an unforgivably bad job. It's one thing to fuck around, it's another to pay for a service and get fucked over. She's been punished for NTRing her regular stylist and has learned humility.

>>78179701
To be fair I doubt she has a ceramic knife sharpener

>>78179848
Clara cumming in front of 2.2k people just from their voices was incredible.

>>78180068
>ceramic knife sharpener
I think steel ones are usually cheaper. And work the same.

>>78179998
cute

>>78179827
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwOQbPNVi-g
Every stream im reminded of the fact that i will never marry Shiina and make her happy.

>>78180007
JOI is one of the very, very, few things I can't jerk it too. It's awkward and woman suck at telling me what to do with my dick tbdesu

>>78180068
it's not a ceramic knife

>>78179381

>>78180162
Embers JOI was great

FINGIES
FALANGIES
I WANNA CHEW THEM

[yuu news] she will put wasabi in your nose but will give you some mwahs after that

>>78180162
older women can get it right
the tier list goes
Hags
power gap
white women
asian women
power gap
black women
Black women for what ever reason are horrible at dirty talk

>>78180194
She outright said it's a ceramic knife.

>>78180244
she hates that color I prefer the natural color too

>>78180244
HANDS ARE FOR HOLDING NOT CHEWING

>>78179896
Is he also a TVA doxxfag?

See antis, it's the autism, she isn't fake

>>78180244

>>78179707
She's needy and clingy with a bit of the tism. Gets a bit in her head too much from time to time so you will need to bring your A-game cheerleading skirt. One of those if you can get along it's fine things.
Anyway pretty up there in quality. Especially these days.

>>78180194
I'm blind and was thinking of the onion war crime sorry. I'm not sure if I got ptsd and memoryholed not cutting a flat side onto the onion so it's more stable. Missed the potato cutting so I can't comment if she brought a real knife instead of the ceramic she was using earlier.

>>78180293
oh when I tuned in and she was cutting, the edge looked like steel

>>78179896
he's very good and isn't going to draw pippa rape and isn't going to go on a massive boomerpede rant over pippa "selling out to china"

>>78180326
would rather see her in a cheerleading outfit

>>78180294
>>78180244
Shiina owes me several handjobs.

>>78179935
Sex not efficient enough.

>>78180107
Steel hones are good for roughing out the edge but ceramic whetstones are much better for actually making the knife sharp. It's why you see ceramic coated steels on diy kits.

>>78180303
Reminds me of that fucked up shit where the girl has her thumbs deep in the other girl's mouth holding it open and drools into it.

Jesus, she is slowly acquiring Pippa's window cleaner ass laugh.

>>78180326
>onion war crime
The one memory committed? Or did Shiina also?

>>78180504
she always had that kinda laugh

>>78180496
That sounds incredibly fucking hot desu

>>78180523
No. Start of the stream she was cutting an onion with a dull ceramic knife. I'm no longer sure if she didn't cut a flat size to stabilize it cause it was ptsd inducing followed by uncovered keyboard grease splattering

>>78180306
He's also exactly the sorta person Pippa was complaining about and telling to fuck off.