/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wrath(tired version)

Surely this thread will be better!

I love Shiina!

NIGGERS HATE
NIGGERS INCINERATE

>>78104467

HOW LONG IS LUMI GOING TO BE GONE I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT

wrath(wrath version)

>>78104515
I can't believe that Nasa caused the Cretaceous–Paleogene extinction event just because of this guy

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

TRUST THE DOG'S PLAN
80 YEARS OF STREAM
WEEK 11

Capipis, put on the Pippa socks.

>>78104467

>>78104551

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDpV7DWJgX4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaPVpHEQLvg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHbCz2flumc

https://wheelofnames.com/338-gnq
https://pastebin.com/5HE0m4iZ

>>78104467
A delightful ritual post

>>78104549
Lust

Panko is one of the Nasa posters

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Anon will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th

>>78104621
Only if you post more

>>78104634
Why do you think I want to marry her?

https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb
Art board for Michiru's 3rd year anniversary. You can draw somewhere else then drag your image files onto the canvas. Things might need to be resized/moved around at the end meaning you might lose the name on your layer, so sign your stuff (even if it's just from anon)
It's a 4k by 4k canvas and PEOPLE USUALLY ADD STUFF LAST MINUTE so keep free space in mind.
I will likely freeze the board at 12am JST on the 20th (around 11am EST on the 19th) to clear out empty layers and stray marks.

>>78104621
haram

>>78104603
Give her the usual angy eyebrows at least.

>>78104467
1000000000000/10
Greatest post in years; absolute perfection.

I'll use the hime one because she's sex.

>>78104683
no

evens today is a good day
odds it will be a bad day

>>78104670
The stray lines are on layer #40, the image of michi handing off the side of a bed. That is who you need to find to get the grey lines off the canvas

>>78104737
it's always a bad day...

Be honest with yourself. How does this make you feel?
Are you angry? Envious? Disappointed? Aroused?
My hotwife…

>>78104744
Yeah I saw. I can take over the layer and do it myself at the end if I have to but I'd rather not

>>78104672
I like this video

When will michiru acquire a Winchester 1894 lever to rdm people?

>>78104670
>You can draw somewhere else then drag your image files onto the canvas.
Oh that would have made my life easier. At least I know now

>>78104737

What does it mean when my first instinct is to protect and baby her and my last instinct to to bareback her in a mating press? Never felt like this before.

>>78104778
Primal urge of violence

Chuckin Sneeda

>>78104866

>>78104672

>>78104778
I want to choke her until some muscular tall dude stops me and she falls in love with him

where is Lumi right now
what is she doing

>>78104946
Wait... She's one of my people?

>>78104988
Me
My cock

>>78104670
Feels like I took up too much space but I also know people like drawing in corners so might shrink stuff and move to the centre

>>78104672
Da Wose should collab with Da Michi

>>78105043
Extra small if true

>>78105016
Not quite, that's nukesemi. She just got caught in the nuclear blast

>>78104778
Is the butt hurt about the lumi valentines day shit real? You keep hearing it from cuckposters but that is in their nature. Did any (relatively) sane people get offended and if so, why? Honest question.

In my mind seeing someone be attracted towards a physique I am aspiring towards is just a validation of the effort. It would be differerent if it came as a surprise, like if she larped as a dom who was into twinks. But mommy issues girl with a buff dad who likes to be slapped around because it was the only physical affection she got growing up AND then doing anything other than cooming at the buff dude pushing her against the wall.. if she wasnt so skittish I'd say she was just waiting for anon to grow some balls. shouldnt we have been more pissed by the obvious lie a denial would be? Or is it just vtubing is intrinisically odd and processing "normally" is abnormal?

>>78104672
this song along with this webm feels like wosemi is dead or about to graduate
this isn't just gosling
I feel physical pain

>>78104988
She's out living her best life. Loving herself and others and working towards a family. Not worrying about internet strangers. And I'm happy for her.

I had a dream I was watching a trailer for an UWU Apple Princess movie last night. The trailer to the movie started in a diner with some guy sitting at the counter and leaning to the side with the camera in his face and he said
>"You're her, right? UWU Apple Princess?"
and the camera switched to UAP looking in his direction from the corner of her eye as the screen faded into a production company logo with cool music playing and building up like a serious action thriller or something.

The great honourable Loki-sama is streaming Heavy Rain
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nnN4wfMLGFk

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nnN4wfMLGFk

https://youtube.com/watch?v=nnN4wfMLGFk

>>78105103
I could get a sick pump to this

>>78105085
She should embrace the nuclear power

i'm going to UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>78105136
invader confirm

>>78105155
stop gooning

I remind you that Pico is /here/.
She started using the darker background more because she lurked the thread with a shitty translator, and mistook all the flashbang shitposts for actual complaints.

>>78105149
Tell me about uwu apple princess. Where can I watch a vod of this creature?

>>78105185
Gym pump sicko

>>78105169
don't give me false hope

>Lia took down the VOD
She hates me

>>78105239
>goons at the gym
you need phase friend Jesus you creep

>>78105240
I like the idea of Dizzy being able to give herself paizuri thoughbeit

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOWjX4BpC24

>>78105136
Well, it's not a far fetched idea considering what's happening. It's just a matter of when rather than if.

>>78105157

>>78105188
She's not here. retards keep posting jokes about that in tweeter

>>78105308

>>78105240
Sakana should be a tier below

>>78105344

>>78105314
My rrat is far more amusing, and, therefore, is far more true.

Pippa HATES tenma

My oshi will never graduate

>>78105271
t. DYEL

>>78104672
>>78104946
>>78105136
Gentel wape

>>78105293
I do not believe in fishman's poaching capabilities. He outdid himself with Clara and Loki but da wose needs a safer place

>>78105393
10ma hates (You)

>>78105410
>Loki
Why her? I don't watch the JPs

>>78105188
I keked

>>78105393
It's over...

>>78105188
It's not a /here/ joke anymore. I've seen on twitter and some of the girls have joked about it before.

>>78105380
>>78105188
>pico is an ESL poster
I like it

>>78105380
Pico would be sad if she read what people /here/ says about her

What would happen if Michiru a very dark skinned ebony? I'm talking the deepest blackest skinned being to have existed, the type where you're wondering if it's a person or a hole in reality tier black skinned?

>>78105188
How illuminating I won't feel bad for smug Panko posting her because it's the translator's fault, not hers

>>78105500
Nasa wouldn't be here

>>78105463
>It's not a /here joke
>some of the girls have joked about it
>posts a /here/ girl

>>78105493
Why? Posts about Pico are overwhelmingly positive.

>>78105463
>not a /here/ joke anymore
>posts a literal seething femanon using it

>>78105271
There was this one blonde PT in my last gym with a massive ass and the perkiest tits I've seen, she would leg press in-front of me with her dank cameltoe on display while I worked on my biceps
Pretty sure she had a boyfriend because she only trained fat chicks, good times

>>78105561
>/here
You even spelled it correctly the second time

>>78105188
it's not just a /here/ joke, her fucking reference sheet is so bright most artbros had to use other pieces with her on it to try and draw her instead

>>78105582
didnt ask

>>78105444
iirc she used to work at a muscle hostess club and was already big in the jp circle
there's a reason the talents hyped her up pre-debut

>>78105444
She's top class in everything. She has a good voice, she's funny and creative and makes good use of assets. She can sing and zatsu and she's a professional level artist. She even has the gym/muscle niche

>>78105634
Well I told you anyway, cope and mald about it cuckie

>>78105615
I just wear atomic goggles while watching Pico.

That toothbrush section made millennials go crazy back in 2010

Eimi is NOT a seething femanon

>>78105661

>>78105664
Weak.

>>78105582
asked :D

>>78105686
exactly, she would never

>>78105642
Pretty sure the muscle hostess thing is a joke I believed it as well

>>78104418
Pippa's response? I thought they didn't go to OffKai

>>78105560
Nasa would be here just to make her life miserable then.

>>78105642
>>78105755
You're both retarded

>>78104467
beautiful yet fleeting...
thank you for this wonderful post

>>78105755
idrk what her claim to fame was then but I knew someone from auditions saying that she easily could have gotten into Hololive and they were baffled she went with Phase

>>78105642
she wasn't a prostitute ? Not an anti, i thought she said it herself

>>78104672
you're out of touch
IM OUUUUTTTAAAAAAAAAA TOUCH

>>78105857
Airi just really liked her

>>78105777

>>78104778
A little bit of both

>>78105875
Why do you believe everything you read on the internet are you stupid

>>78105888
I mean people from Hololive audtions being baffled, not what chuubas have publicly said

Would you date a chuuba?

>>78105921
LUST

>>78105240
>Eimi’s embarrassingly small girl penis

>>78105953
I would catalogue chama, but only if it's panko

>>78105857
Airi really liked her, but I think someone here once mentioned she had a decently popular PL. Might be misremembering though.

>>78105921
I'd blow a fat nut inside her, then ghost her for an entire year

>>78105953
The steamer stuff is a minor concern compared to the batshit insanity that all vtubers have. You can only put up with the bullshit so long before it makes you hate being around them.

https://x.com/tenmamaemi/status/1801540415134273831
oh, this is an actual fatlus sponsorship stream

>>78106076
yeah, her and Pippa are both doing a sponsorship for it

Why are most vtubers so overdesigned? Why aren't any of them just a cute looking girl?

[Pico News] For overseas people she would be VERY good looking, but in Japan she has to wear make up

>>78106052
>Now she has a baby and claims it is yours

>>78106076
Congrats she deserves this

>>78106134
There are many that are just cute looking girls. The fact that you can't name any of them says everything that needs to be said.

>>78105953
>streamer may be showered with crawfish and expected to suck them on stream
if she gets all you can eat crawdads and refuses to share, then that's a deal breaker

40 hours in, Michiru starts taking care of her dying horse for the first time :(

>>78106193
Gimme a break man, I only watch Phase Connect and a handful of indies and some randos from other corps. They all have complicated gimmicky looks.

I would like to hug a girl at least once

>>78106052

>>78106140
>They know about yellow fever
It's over

Always what loki, finish the line!

>>78106134
They have software that makes them move so they don't need to worry about animatability and reproducibility

>>78106273
Literally me fr fr

>>78106253
I have had a girl hug me.
>she leans in to hug me
>tense up
>begin pulling away instinctively
>flight or fight going off like an alarm
>shook a little

Never been hugged before but my body went nuts. I didn't know what to do. Been thinking about it for eight years now.

>>78106076
Damn, that's nice

Asian are very aesthetically pleasing on my eyes
it might be the overall more petite/short nature of them and the typically cute face

>>78106253
in my shithole, hugs and kisses are often used as a greeting so I have hugged and kissed hundreds of girls. It's nothing special.
And no I'm not french.

>>78106253
I had been hugged multiple times :^)

>>78106381
You're Fr- oh

>>78106134
Tenma is literally right there

>>78106381
yeah, northerners are super anal about any human interaction, here it's just common to hug or kiss each other all the time

>michi's learned how to stream to both twitch and YT
Wow. Her new PC really dragged her out of 2014

>>78106467
Italian?

>>78106335

>>78106467
we try not to make eye contact with each other because we want to mind our own business
I'm not saying it's bad but I do feel lonely sometimes

>>78106485
most med people do it, the other anon is probably italian yes

>>78106485
he's probably in Dixie

>>78105149
I would watch the uwu Apple Princess movie.

>>78106509
I noticed it when going to other countries, people will default to you trying to do something to them if you're too chummy and are hyper protective of their space whereas here I can chat up any person on the street normally without it looking awkward

>>78106351
Yeah they are generally cuter. They have the highest retention of childlike features.

I'm listening to Eimi's twitter space from yesterday and it's pretty funny how I can picture her model making faces just from her voice.

Pico never streams in drunk hours... I just want to get drunk while watching her play something

>>78106134
Need to stand out at a glance

>>78106620
In my dream the music sounded like an off version of the intro in The Big O or Flash Gordon theme with "Bwahhhh bwahhhh bwahhhh bwahhhh" and a logo I can't remember in black lines with a black background and the trailer was like an action movie.

I've lost 10 pounds bros

>>78106640

>>78106760
FUCKING KING! Congratulations!!!!

>>78106243
If you want simple, you've got like half of Phase Connect, if you want "Looks like a normal girl" then you've got Hime, and Yuu.

>>78106760
Damn, that's like 12 dollars

>>78105240

>>78106866

>>78106865
(yuu) has a mechanical leg though.

>>78106865
Honestly with the outfit and stomach tattoo Yuu looks like some kind of yakuza bodyguard with huge tits

>>78106076
Oki thats awesome!!

>>78106921
that's ableism, chud

>>78106902

>>78106865
Pico is literally a white silhouette. There are no details

>>78106661
Maybe you shift your drunk hours

>>78106921
Does she really? I don't think I've ever seen Yuu's legs, or her lower half in general.

>>78106960

>>78106984

>>78106935
Fair, but she still just looks like a tattooed japanese woman

>>78106987
She would fall I to "Simple" catagory, but I wouldn't put her in the "Looks like a normal girl" catagory

>>78107004
>Does she really?
yes

>>78107134
Main character of a spec ops squad in season 3 of a gits spin off

>>78107134
>>78107201
Maybe I should watch her sometime. She's got a killer design.

>>78107134
I was honestly under the impression that was just a boot.

Tell me about Eimi. I haven't really watched her out of collabs and she felt like she was trying not to crawl inside her own skin at the pain of talking to someone else.

>>78107319
i stopped watching her after she gave up and stopped putting effort in her streams. pretty sad because i liked her

>>78107319
Imagine you're a terminally online gooner, but female

>>78107319
She has sudden bursts of energy followed by trying to kill herself.
She's fun but she doesn't really interact with chat that much.

>>78107319
>Eimi mumbling
>Turn volume up
>LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Tenitus.exe
>Turn Eimi down
>20 minute of unintelligible noises
>Mumbling
>Turn volume up
>AAAAUUUUUUUUUHHHH FUUCK YOU WHAT DID HE MEAN CHAT

It was a good run, but Michiru is graduating.

I love Pico so much

Dearest Eimi please stream tonight I quite miss you

>>78107527

>>78107570
she streamed yesterday

I'm diehard Phase Connect, i'm subbed to all the girls but I feel kinda bad about not watching the JP girls outside of Clara.

>>78107134
I wish I knew Japanese because her design is cool as fuck

>>78107588
shut the FUCK up

>>78107666
Satanic trips.

I really want to play a video game with Yuu as the protag.

>>78107527
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/audio-compressor/

>>78107617

>>78107666
Yuu is pretty okay with English so even non Japanese can still watch her. She's such a sweetheart.

>>78107379
>she gave up and stopped putting effort in her streams
How so?

>>78107742
nah, we ball.

>>78107742
Between mari^2 and Eimi you are a lifesaver holy shit.
I just got used to falling asleep to random screaming.

>>78107617
Learn Japanese

>>78107691
She did stream yesterday dumbass
https://files.catbox.moe/0j5zwd.m4a

Eimi should cum on stream
as a joke

>>78107871
I know about as much as most 30+ weebs, which is not that good. Like i'll listen to people talk and sometimes get a vague gist of what they mean. I can't really do it on command or understand coherently.

>>78107928
>>78107588
Oh
Fuck my bad anon and thanks for the heads up on a space.

Which Phaser shakes their ass and tits on stream

>>78108103
Dizzy.

>>78107617
I'm right there with you, I don't dislike Yuu, Loki, or Memory by any stretch but I just cannot be interested enough to watch them. I've watched a couple Pico streams and I'll put her on if no one else is streaming though.

>>78107617
I feel like that's pretty common. They have that AI subs thing on screen but obviously it doesn't do much.
Feel like Michi could have learned fluent english if she put in the effort, her pronunciation is spot on.

Where's the mahjong?

>>78106760
Out of how many

>>78108125
stupid whore deserves to be wed to me for such disgusting behavior

>>78108239

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1801485694826954782
I missed it
is there a vod?

>>78108103
Yes.

>>78108309
It got taken down while I was watching the vod

>>78108265
240 I want to try and get below 200 so I'm not a fat monster and when I greet my oshi she doesn't think I'm fat

>>78108642
>110 kg
>so I'm not a fat monster
Unless you're very short, that's not monster tier yet.

Isn't it kind of convenient that Lumi got super sick and started cancelling streams heading into the weekend, the time when most people travel? This totally real, sudden and fierce development of symptoms seems like perfect cover for Lumi to travel somewhere discreetly without ever having to admit it.
I guess we'll just have to wait and see if she streams this weekend. If she goes mostly radio silent and returns after Monday then I think it’s pretty clear that she lied.

>>78108715
We should be going by 1910 American standards not 2010 for fatness.

>>78108718
Interesting setup.

>>78108795
>>78108718
you two do that everyday kek
you should kiss or something

>>78108718
look who woke up

>>78108831
i should fuck him in his boipussy for being a rrat piece of SHIT

>>78108309
>>78108374
I found this in the liker thread
https://gofile.io/d/IvHF36

>Eimi liked a bunch of yaoi porn as a joke but no one stalks her so no one noticed and now the bit is dead.
heh

What phase connect member would I be able to live next to and be able to blast all the greatest disco hits of the 70s and have bright shining lights, hippies, tye die banners, and a discotheque floor while wearing bell bottom jeans, Panchos, and suede shoes or a leisure suit around at all times?

Michell Beegun has real "Japanese person making fake American name" energy

>>78108911
the likers deserve a good plapping for that

>>78109074
Clara

Was listening to Lisa talk about Pippa being a depressed self loathing drunk. Pippa needs more Lisa in her life.

>>78109078

>>78108990
Lia said the same thing...

>>78109139

>>78108990
>as a joke
right...

>>78109139
>"I'm a fun drunk"- Pippa

>>78108718
she just tweeted this. she's super sick retard, there is zero reason not to believe her
https://twitter.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1801643465224372541

Green Lemonade

>>78109395
>engaging with the copypasta
anon...

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2168778044?t=2h5m37s

What did he mean by this?

Wemi in 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08

>>78109395
I like how Lumi's brilliant idea of convincing people she's actually sick is just copying the same tweets Pippa made about coughing up green stuff despite just yesterday saying she didn't have a cough at all.

>>78109395
DoN't EnGaGe WiTh ThE mEnTaLlY iLl

rooming phasephans~

hugging phasephans~

kissing phasephans~

dressing up phasephans up as phasers~

watch streams with a phasephan on my lap~

injecting hrt into phasephans~

mating press phasephans~

marry phasephans~

>>78109522
Unlike Pippa she actually streamed while sick and was coughing during it.

>>78109327
Pippa's self loathing is relatable but god it's depressing. When i'm drunk I tend to laugh and joke around a lot even though i'm diagnosed with depression and anxiety. A doctor told her she has BPD symptoms too, almost forgot.

>>78109559

>>78109628
and she got better, and then somehow got 100x worse overnight so she conveniently had to cancel every stream this weekend
that's not how sickness works

>>78109628
Pippa did stream while sick, she sounded like she was hacking up her lungs every time she coughed.

>>78109559

>>78109559

>>78107222
I slept on her for the longest time because of the Overwatch obsession but she's pretty comfortable and fun. A lot of the girls described her as "cool" pre-debut and I think it comes from how confident and positive she is. Clara and Memory like to play the menhera but none of the members of Kaleido really lean into the sad girl image.

>>78109628
yeah right
>plays *cough.ogg*
>"oh chyaatt! i'm so sick believe me!

>>78109640
>BPD symptoms
Bipolar, not bpd.

>>78109693
I've seen a bit of her, she does have cool vibes but more so she's kinda gap moe and cute too.

>>78109628
>chyaat I'm so sick. I'm coughing so hard!!
>cough one time on stream.

>>78109559
Join the 41%

my daughter is sick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKeE4UKGC08

Oh boy we're having Lumi Loops? For breakfast?

>>78109559

Falling asleep to Eimi last night, best sleep I've had like a baby

>>78109812
I think it's just anons doing it as a form of ritual posting/joke

NTR is the thinking man's fetish, and Lumi is the thinking man's oshi

>>78109857
Nah it's a genuine schizo schizoing out every day.

>>78109693
I wouldn't say none

Wemi is making the coffee

>>78109923
NTR isn't a fetish, it's one of the first stages of suicide.

Considering Lisa has been on the mother and baby mindset lately, how do you think people would react if she came out one day about having a boyfriend or fiance?

>>78109701
>>78109744
>he doesn't know
man I'd kill myself if I actually embarrassed myself this hard

This was groundbreaking technology back in 2011

>>78109701
>>78109744
She coughed 4 times.

>>78109952
My pupper isn't a sad girl
at least not 100% sad girl

>>78110117
I wouldn't be surprised because her fiance will be me

>>78110128
>>78110149

>>78110183
Idk too many normal people that are into rocks as she is

I WANT MY PRINCESS BACK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

everyone shut the FRICK up

wemi is being retarded again

>>78110247
Why did you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHDtv6y-rOM?

[Wemi news]
She stuffed a mechanical pencil up her nose

>>78110247
But does your princess want (You) back though?

Don't let this spam distract you from the fact that Panko -a self proclaimed Italian- put cream in a carbonara AND ate pineapple pizza on stream then had to go on indefinite hiatus.

Wemi news! she shoved pencil into her nose because she believed it to be inhaler.

>tenma/wemi
>stream while dying
>pippa
>takes month break due to mild cold but still well enough to shitpost on twitter.
Explain this capipis

Lumi has taken a lot of back to back breaks this year which goes against her self proclaimed title as "most consistent streamer" in Phase.
That's probably why she's pretending to be sick this time so people don't just think she's taking another break, even if it's extremely obvious she's lying.

>Pico stream about rainy season
>Start raining right after she finish her stream
WAU

>>78110421
Everytime I hear Wemi news I am mystified as to how she is still alive; she is also the hardest talent to tell when the news is bait or real

>>78110508
She's too powerful

This game is fucking stupid

>>78109559
>making perfectly good men cut their dicks off
kill yourself

>>78110533
Wemi has no IRL friends but all nurses in her local hospital know her by her very well.

>>78110559
The dog is strong yes but not strong enough to face Da Michi, could she in the future grow strong enough to challenge Da Michi?

>>78110533
That's the best part, it's real

Trust and believe ALL women chud. Especially Lumi.

>>78110508
it always rains where I live when her stream ends

>>78110665
I was gonna post this...

Wait 3 hours before doing your schizo lumi loops. Wemi is on

My parasocial zoomer tiger wife

>Eimi uses winrar
I will now anti

Wemi has the diagnosed immune system of a fresh 3 hour old baby

>>78110247
There you go anon straight from da sauce

>>78110772
i've been using 7zip for nearly 20 years now.

>>78110469
I mean personally, I think out of everyone Tenma should've taken a break. She already has a day-job on top of all the streaming she does, girl needs to take it easy.

>>78110772
But she spent half an hour installing 7zip and giving it all defaults?

>>78110247
I want to give the princess backshots

>>78110665
>>78110695
Ai miss her

Erina GFE

Should I get an escort this weekend or jack off to Ember masturbating again and save money?

>wemi doesn't like bees
some bees should fix this

sexo

>>78111140
sexo

>>78108239
Tell Eimi/Jerry/Lia about the RC danganronpa collab if you want more mahjong

>>78111140
Sou desu ne?

I want to pick the densely packed blackheads from Pippa's deep crateresque pores.

tiger pussy

>>78106215
Hardddd facts. Seafood is expensive. You better fork over some of that shit or there's no point.

>>78111140
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE UAAAAAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAPE RAAAAAAAPE

>>78111272
Yes.

Breast friend....

>>78106381
Same.
I don't think I'd still be around if I didn't get a brief chaste hug every 15 months. Those 10 seconds keep me alive

[Erina News] Breastie
She sure is horny again this morning

>>78111211
I love pico's laugh there

>>78111229

Beware of the sheep stripper

[Wemi News] If you're a guy and drink a lot of §oy milk, you're going to have boobies

I want to become breasties with Erina

>>78111372
Not only that, the fact she's smacking the table while laughing makes it more charming. She was having a lot of fun

Phase Connect NTR friendly chubas:
Shiina
Lia
Ioiri
Pippa
Lumi
Dizzy
Ember

Good morning.
How were the chuubas? How were the threads?

>>78111140
sexo

why is everyone subtly french

>>78111553
>chuubas
Cute
>threads
Shit

someone please clip wemi saying
>oh no tihs one's brown
and make it a soundpost please

>>78111535
Yeah, with me, cucking (you)

>>78111535
Dizzy is NTR but she's the one getting cucked

>>78111535
>Ioiri
who

>>78111651
This but Dizzy

Kani kani kani

>>78107291
it is a boot?

>>78111802
anon your audio...

>>78111583
i made a timestamp, i'll do it later

>>78110964
Get an escort and jack each other off to Ember masturbating.

>>78110617
I don't get it.

>>78111811
Become kani

>>78107527
>Tenitus

>>78111867
She's loves then so much bros

>>78111854
She phrased it in a ridiculous way, ala "people die when they're killed."

>>78111651
Dizzy is for being faithful to but you CONSTANTLY plant fake evidence and make easily misinterpreted statements so she thinks you're banging absolutely everyone behind her back. She'd try to say that she knows that "it's alright if you have uuuuhmm... Needs that you satisfy elsewhere [pained laugh]" but you'll just dodge the topic and pretend you don't understand her implications.

I assure you the shower scene is very important to the plot

>>78111140
wigglin'