/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

@bag fembud do you like dark skinned men? Please respond

>>78057449
https://youtu.be/SDMWdI6bazo?t=3130
I don't hear it

>>78057525
I’m sorry about that. I did not break apart the beginning of that sentence like I should have. I was not trying to say that you were not sorry so I do apologize.

>>78057644
More importantly what does bag fembud think

You think there will be fembuds in lolikami? How about actual children?

>>78057731
>>78057713
Stay away from bag fembud and kids

>>78057658
It's all good, chumbie.

>>78057731
Fembuds yes, children maybe. Their parents would have to be members

>>78057406
Sounds like you could use some severe physical and emotional trauma to neurologically rewire yourself into being able to emulate normal human behavior
Trust me fellow autismobud, it works wonders :D

I wish Gura would give her cat a real nickname she doesn't consider chuubi one. I gues she doesn't want to confuse it with whatever its real name is.

I haven't been to this thread in like a month and now you fags are lusting over some attention whore ""fem""bud? What is this? Where's proof?

>>78057889
What do you recommend?

>>78057907
It's just two or three faggots. Please ignore them

>>78057907
You missed the proof a few days ago. Look in the archives

This is the best and strongest soundpost of Gura's return.

>>78057961
She is just a normal fan like us so you should not make her feel uncomfortable or out of place or feel bad or name call her. If you was even remotely a gura fan you would know she despises people who do exactly what you’re doing to her.

>>78058060

>>78057934
Well in my case it was getting beaten to within an inch of my life by my father (my fault, long story) and having my whole family collapse, I realize you can't exactly summon that kind of scenario on command but at least it should give you an idea of the magnitude of psychological damage I'm talking about

Two days without Gura and I already want to die. Breaking Dimensions and Myth's live Japan arc is gonna suck

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>78058160
I have had my dad do that to me and my mom my whole life I’m in my 40s and still live with them and can not get out of the situation I was born in

>>78058235
samen

>>78058235
samen

>>78058240
Ahh, I see the problem
In that case maybe you should be the one to beat the shit out of your father? I've sent my old man to the hospital once or twice. Trust me, it also helps.
Then again it's not exactly a Christian thing to do, so I can't officially endorse it and advise you repent immediately should it ever come to that

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I think Gura should play more Waltz of the Wizard, I want to see her clear the remaining 33 levels.

>>78058467
He can no longer get around and hardly work now. He is in his old age just mentally abusing us because he can not longer be physical.. I hope gura never has to put up with the kind of stuff we have.

Hello.

>>78058614
Hi whateverbud

Sex with a fembud.

>>78057907
I wouldn't say I'm one of the fags "lusting" after or "orbiting" her, but I do ask her questions and say weird perverted shit because it's funny
You should try it anon, it's fun

Day 2! Give it up for day 2!

>>78058595
I would say something like "that's all the more reason to take advantage of his infirm state to torment him", but that's just the psychopathy talking. The empathetic part of me suggests trying to find a way to humble him without dishonoring him, finding a church and/or social groups on craigslist of plebbit or fagbook or something, and if you're desperate enough maybe the Gura Discord?

sex with Gura's feet

>>78058967
Don't you usually wait until day 3, krabsposter?

>>78059071
every day until she likes it

Baguraette honhonhon

>>78058967
Gura was on twitter and did likes a few hours ago. It cheapens Gura's absence if you pretend that she is absent when she was here a short while ago.

https://youtu.be/SDMWdI6bazo?t=4399
Here it is. Now we can all agree that Gura wants lewd art of herself with dark men.

>>78059251
We all kinda have the suspicion that they are the same person and that’s completely fine. What’s not fine is how you’ve been treating her.

>>78059314

My rrat, Cover finally caved to Gura's demands after she massacred nijiniggers time after time after time. She was happy and so she streamed. Now she's mad at disney for their faggotry and the response to her latest stream.

>>78059251
Twitter likes aren't the same as an actual Gura stream, which is what the counter is referring to.

>>78059278
Thanks. And that's obvious, but there's a difference between that and blacked bullshit and you know it.

>>78059454
Please provide a separate counter for days when she's truly absent, then.

Gura loves me and wants me to have her egg.

>>78059278
wew lad, you're are delusional.

Green

>>78057568
I pray she doesn't get involved with bad people because of some stupid decision above, or be peer pressured into it

>>78059278
Damn, I knew I remembered it happening when she was using 2 swords. I'm glad that game helped Gura become a real boy like the blade guy.

>>78059730
GREEN!

>>78059510
I just said she likes dark skin, I never brought up any of that other stuff.

No interesting streams tonight. Maybe 2hu practice stream but eh.

>>78059850
Guess I'll finally undust my figures and merch.

>>78059734
>Ironic retard

Hello I love Gura!!

>>78060107
same desu

>>78059427
I have no clue either. Just assume its brain damage with some anons here.

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Would Gawr Gura even look in my direction? I feel like she wouldn't.

shark kiss

>>78057995
Is this bunny hopping in vr?

>>78061114
I think she just likes doing the headbang motion because it makes her hair do funny things.

Fembud, show your SEA pussy. I know you're a seanigger. Gross. You people are like cockroaches.

>>78058060
Lol, that tranny ain't gonna fuck you bro.

>>78058718
Shut up. This place have too many degenerates already

>>78058595
I say keep giving him drugs until the end

You know this is part of why women never come here.

>>78056039
I left because I had to baby set for family and come back reading the last thread. Why does this matter stop asking her odd stuff. You need to have more respect for girls and I bet this right here is why you don't have a GF I bet you are one of the people that gura has banned in chat.

>Mutt time
/pol/ fag show up
>SEA time
/#? monkey show up
This general should appreciate coomers more

true love's kiss and everybody will like sharks

>>78061747
Bud, you're stupid the only women that exist are is Gura herself and her friends.

>>78061889
Giving nonsense replies is the way to answer nonsense questions. Also don't bite next time

>>78061403
>this place have
Can it, ESLroach mouthbreather.

>>78061925
>/pol/ fag
lgbt energy

>>78062086
what?

>>78061889
I'm agent adoption, Germens invented showers for a reason.
As for kids of my own, I'm fine with it as long as they will be good and eat me out any time I ask. I will reward them with Gura-related stuff like Printing off a photo from my printer.

Mooms is streaming later, maybe Goob will join her again.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>78062722
She should prioritize streaming herself instead of just hoping on someone else's stream.

eyy, it's (You)

>>78059850
Moom has something in a few hours, but other than that it is a light night for streams of the holos I watch at least Glad we have the collab to look forward to tomorrow.

>>78063324
Yeah, me

>>78063445
I'll tune in tonight too. Buckshot roulette should be fun

KROLM MAKES ME STRONGER

I think Gura
All of the time Gura!

I think Gura pads her tail, the amount of fat in her tail doesn't make sense with how skinny her body is.

>>78063324
I can't wait to see the final game, chumbie. Godspeed!

I just the whole Gura...

I partial the just Gura.

Back in my psyop social media class chumbies, professor is praising our scumfuck governor for passing surveillance state legislation to protect le children from le addictive social media.
These freaks really do just want to abolish all organic human social and familial relationships and make every last one of us into atomized children of the state, don't they? Well shit, Jean-Jacques Rousseau would be proud.
But do go on, mathdegreebud - tell us more about how the enlightenment was a good thing and liberalism is apparently the thing that characterizes white people and makes them good somehow, even as the liberal paradigm continues to dismantle the western civilization that faith and family built before our very eyes. Because only jealous foreigners would want to stop the genocide of the white races by a doxastic parasite pretending to BE the host it's slowly killing, I guess? Science good, therefore materialism good, therefore ALL METAPHYSICS and non-rational or sentimental dimensions to human life are only suited for those superstitious thirdworlders, so sayeth the Vienna Circle, hmm?
Fuck you. You are exactly who Oswald Spengler had in mind when he described Faustian Man. You people have no idea of the hell you've created by embracing reason over reality, and now I'm stuck right in the middle of it and suffering the consequences of your mistakes. Fuck. YOU.

>>78065714

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>78066538
I hope not, LA is a shithole.

>>78065652
meds?

>>78067097
Don't reply to it.

>>78066538
That reminds me, bag fembud said she lived too far away to go to the Dodgers game - what about Breaking Dimensions, then?

Wife soon?

>>78067631
hey there, not close enough to new york, either. if i could go to breaking dimensions i would, that would be pretty cool.

>>78068085
My wife always!

MY wife

>>78068121
Ah, that's a shame fembud, would've loved to groom meet you

if you say you don't love gura she will kiss you repeatedly?

>>78069679
she'll kiss me no matter what I say

>>78069787
whoa

once again you can no longer stalk her likes, old twitter's feature was patched out

>>78070161
RIP

>>78070161
No...

>>78070161
Really? That was fast

>>78069523
you lucky duck, anon. does that mean you’re going? it would be pretty cool to meet you folks from the thread aswell and totally not get groomed, wish i could come.

>>78070161
How did that even work? API call? they probably just finished rolling the update and then blocked it

They're going to sell me Paid Like Access and I will pay them for it.

>>78070286
That's the plan ye, just have to make arrangements for work (t. weekend nightshiftbud) but it should be possible
Don't worry, you'll be there to help me groom other fembuds in spirit!

>>78070365
Yeah api call. They probably noticed that people were still accessing it

>>78070583
ahh i’m jealous of you, anon. groom an extra fembud or two for me!

>>78057568
Hello Gura, can i touch your rear? It'll be quick I promise

Gura tomorrow!

>>78070709
Aw, cheer up fembud, I'm sure you'll get your chance to attend a holoconcert and get groomed by me someday
For now, thank you for the fembud grooming perms, I swear I will make you proud o7

Gura made me addicted to smelly children
it's over

>>78071467
captcha: NTR0

are there any soundposts of gura begging for a spanking during monster hunter

>>78070161
We can all make our own twitter.

>>78072053
We did. It's called discord.

it's up

>>78072090
It's not the same. I'm talking just like the old Twitter for everyone without all the pay stuff. Gura and the rest of Hololive would move to that place I know it.

>>78072166
what is up?

>>78072254
my dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ar8e6OYdXc

>>78070286
If you really want to be groomed I can arrange that it would make Gura happy.

>>78072178
Bluesky is pretty much like old twitter, but good luck getting people to move over

>>78072292
what do you even do in one block?

>>78072292
no gura POV?

>>78072383
you can not see peoples likes on it.

>>78072292
Unless Gura talks in chat or Kiara talks about her I don't care until the stream starts.

>>78072292
my wife is cute

>>78072292
>gura in logo
>gura outside logo
there are two guras

>>78071361
trust me, the moment they have one close to me i’ll be going!
>I swear I will make you proud
now THAT’S the spirit!

>>78072419
First stream is Kiara's POV only.

>>78072494
there's 2 of everyone

Gura is staring at tiny minecraft Ame. Is she going to eat her?

>snorecraft
bring back the TTRPG who gives a fuck about that shit block game? Mojang are the biggest hacks in the history of vidya

>>78072791
anon minecraft hasn't been owned by mojang in 10 years

>>78072416
didn't you watch Gura's 1 block stream? it's like skyblock, you start with 1 block in the void, when you break the block it will regenerate and it will turn into something else over time

>>78073013
then what?

>>78072756
She's gonna put her in her pocket

>>78072383
Yes its just like the old twitter hell even the new one because you also can not see other peoples likes.

>>78073373
The goal is to defeat the Ender Dragon

>>78072581
I fucking hate how she forced the first stream to be her pov only to get the numbers. There's literally no downside to having more pov but she cares about getting the numbers than the fan experience and it's why I'll always dislike Kiara

>>78073515
it's not like they will be away from each other anyways

>>78073727
So? I'd rather see what she's doing every minute if possible.

>>78074309
That would be best, but it's still not enough reason to hate one of Gura's friends.

>>78074535
Wait, you said dislike. Nevermind. You're good. I thought you were a schizo.

>>78072292
GURA TOMORROW I'M SO HAPPY!!!

>>78074593
Yeah I don't HATE her but she's my least favorite Myth because of the constant self centeredness and the need keep talking especially in collabs instead of giving breathing for the introverts. This first pov being exclusive to her is just annoying because she's literally doing it just to get viewers on her channel. This was originally Ina's idea too

>>78075876
That's fair, but I'm pretty sure Gura doesn't mind or even likes Kiara's chattiness so I don't let it bother me.

So is gura just back to streaming now?

>>78076536
Yeah, just like that.

>>78076536
If she is back to streaming why hasn't she streamed for two entire days in a row?

>>78075876
she's the one who organized and contacted everyone so she gets the numbers, at least that how I see it, maybe it is self-serving but it's still fair

Going to bed good night Gura and everyone. Also good night bad fembud hope you get new merch.

>>78076590
Im happy for chumbuds

>>78076536
It's crazy how much an undiagnosed allergy can fuck you up.

>>78077042
It's bag fembud and good night, if you are the one asking the odd stuff stop.

If Gura actually plays kingdom come again, do you think she'll figure out how to learn the combat? In a way it's like a rythm game once you learn how to block, parry and master strike

>>78077341
Someone should tell her to meet the combat instructor to help her get better at it.

>>78077341
I think she'll spend an hour trying to get money to pay for whores and then pay for the whores.

>>78077341
I hate when anything that takes an ounce of timing is compared to a rhythm game

>>78077341
Chat will backseat her into it.

Playing guitar is kind of like a rhythm game...

>>78076641
Then she's not back duh

>>78077616

>>78077697
She is not @NyansieVT and would never do that kind of thing on stream.

Sex with Gura is kind of like a rhythm game...

>>78077841
Please don't advertise here.

>>78072292
2 hours earlier than usual gura, i can dig that

>>78077841
We know that Gura is not as retarded as this girl. She is one of the most hated people in the community. I cannot tell you how many places/websites, youtube accounts and discord groups the girl has been banned from. She has been blacklisted from Hololive in-person events since yesterday after the last bit of information about her came to light. I know she is reading this and I know she will not believe any of this. If she or any of you don't know who I really am, it would blow your mind.

Gura and fembud thread btw

>>78077541
I think you have to go to cpt bernard at least once during the main quest

>>78078241
Hewwo I'm little ebi howdy

I am deeply in love with this dumb tiny smelly autist!

>>78078597
Yeah, me.

I don't love this dumb tiny smelly autist, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>78078691
I'm not that poster but have heard of you. Are you happy with the choices you made and the bridges you burnt? I don't know how far you have taken things but you could always turn things around.

Retarded hours are upon us yet again.

>>78078987
Just the pajeet replying to himself again. Nothing new

Gura stink

>>78078886
The hell she can. The kind of person she is that will never happen. I don't think this is the first time she has done something like this she has had practice and I'm sure she will move on to the next victim one day. She picked Gura this time around and her fans have tried to put a stop to it in a nice way just for it to blow up in a lot of there faces. Cover and anycolor knows what she has been doing and has talked with some of us and they are keeping a close eye on her and watching every move stream and discord she is in with all of her alts. Trust me she is not getting away with it this time. I feel bad for her knowing what is fixing to come her way because she upset big corporations. But at the end of the day Gura and the other girls will be safe from her in the end. Hakos Baelz hit the roof when she found out the stuff she was using her for.

>>78079249

>>78079311
>>78078886
>>78078691
This kind of larping should be a year long range ban.

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this aquatic creature T u T

>>78079470
Your sound post doesn't work.

>>78079602
You mean your soundplayer doesn't work.

>>78079602
It's cause he's an autist and refuses to use the normal site for the audio

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>78079713
Go into the soundplayer settings under FIlter and add pixstash to the allowed hosts list.

>>78079817
I know how to fix it, but deviating from the normal for no good reason is autistic.

>>78077042
goob night anon, i’ll get more merch eventually.

>>78079912
You're autistic.

>>78079562

>>78079713
No I got the stuff to play it everyone has sound here but that one.

>>78079964
What is the next merch you are planing to get? Are you going to buy any of Guras new Bday stuff coming out soon?

>>78080694
sexo

>>78080307
id like to get some more stuff for the bag or for the randoseru that i plan to also decorate with gura stuff, so keychains probably, or a plushie. i’m sure the birthday stuff will sell out pretty fast though.

https://x.com/kyatorincos/status/1801325371075477739

>>78081238
I've met her before. I don't normally care about Gura cosplayers but hers is pretty cute.

We all know that one of Gura's birthday things is going to be a cover of that Loli Kami song. ANOTHER FUCKING COVER. GIVE US NEW ORIGINAL MUSIC! Gura should have released an album by now. It's such a waste for her not too. I've tried to ask in chat if she will release an album someday and she ignores it.

>>78079145
What stream is this from? I don't go into pre-chat.

>>78081883
the date is in the filename...

>>78081196
Fembud (panties pending) I'm horny can you post your finest cunny art so I can goom

Hey, seamonkey fembud. Show labia or gtfo. What if that fembud is the girl that you guys flocked to in the summer of 2022 when Gura went on break? What was her name? Rindo?

>>78081196
So do you think you will buy any of the birthday merch this time around? You make it seem like you have missed out on everyone so far.

I liked when Gura said "Skully." It sounded so damb cute

>>78082185
*damn*

Gura has the word "stream" banned from her live chat. It's not banned from regular comments though. She also has "crap" banned for some reason.

>>78082340
No she doesn't, stream has been off the list for months

>>78081964
here you go anon, i didn’t have any saved so i had to go hunt some down. hope this is satisfactory https://files.catbox.moe/qiero9.jpeg
>>78082094
we’ll have to see. i would like to if i have any money left over after the aforementioned randoseru purchase

>>78082185
I think she was trying to be more cute than usual because she knows the vr mic is a cuteness multiplier and she wanted to give even more effort than her usual 17 cuteness

>>78082635
what eye color do you have? will we ever get a photo of you without your face covered or is that off limits also?

>>78082635
Ok I hope you will have the money to get the merch!! You should play the mega millions its like $2 a ticket if you win one day you can get all the merch you would like without a problem.

>>78082635
Excellent choice TuT

>>78081238
cute!

>>78082831
hazel, and most likely no face pics
>>78082911
i should have enough money to get something, a couple of things will probably be within range of what i’d have leftover.
>>78082950
of course anon o7
anyways folks it’s probably about time for me to hit the sack, it was fun chatting today! goobnight chumbuds

Is Myth oneblock today? Are we out of chances for goob solo stream for 3 whole days?

>>78083239
good night.

>>78083478
yes

/ggg/ - Hazelchads

decaf coffee always makes me sleepy

>>78084350
Same but with regular coffee.

Gura.

Finally had the chance to watch the VOD. VR mic Gura is so cute T u T

>>78058967
Where have I seen this style of posting before? Oh right, you're an Idolfag. Get the fuck out.

>>78084774
My daughterwife really is the cutest. And it's wild how much a different mic can make her sound even more like a child. Like I mean an actual child.

>>78083239
It was a quality goom session. Thanks and goodnight

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>78085746
Gura is a fembud

>>78085746
Single chumbud looking for single fembuds.

Hot single fembuds in your area!
CHAT NOW
[YES] [SURE] [ALSO YES]

>>78087578
Fuck no, I only want to chat with Gura.

Gura's tummy told me she's been shaping all her food into cubes today to prepare for tomorrow's stream.

>>78085012
Are you new here?

I'm Gura's favorite charmbud, that's why she sleeps with me.

>>78087817
well I'm her favorite cherd

nice

She's finally accepted that she really is in love with me, that's why she's been so affectionate.

>>78087817
False, I'm the only chumbie who would be willing to fulfill her ryona fetish T u T

>>78088037
what's this

>>78088386
merch

>>78088212

>>78088629
what kind of merchsdanm

>>78088861
idk, I'm not the anon who posted the pic, but it's the ipass thing for taiwanbuds

Booba huhaha

>>78089026
too small

>>78082440
Nope. Try it next time. It's shadowbanned

Hey, brown sea-roach fembud. Show pussy lips or gtfo.

>>78089101
I watched myself send a message with the word in it last stream. YOU check it you fucking retard

I'm getting sleepy

>>78089429
Oyasame

I love my cute sharkwife!

>>78089429
sharkdreams

>>78089429
sleep tight buddy

>>78089242
Me too but I have college stuff to get caught up on :(

I love Gawr Gabriella Gura.

>>78090954
The legendary tricorn...

>>78062157
The pen was leaky I swear, the ink spilled out and ruined my reply

Hello. Just finished walking around 10 miles.

>>78092463
Hello bud, I did that once - feet were sore for like a full day after and my buddy wasn't able to walk for like three (long story)
What happened to you? Or did you just feel like walking?

>>78092463
I am proud of you repsbud

>>78082340
live chat and comment ban lists are the same

howdy

>>78092463
My feet is swollen from the accident in Monday. The fat woman drove in the wrong lane hit me

I'm trying out new chapter of Ashes 2063 with Deep Blue radio as bgm. How are you doing?

>>78093652
I'm going to sleep

>>78093503

>>78093905
Goobnight

>>78088037
Awwww, i thought its another figure.

>>78088037
>only for Taiwan
Of fucking course

>>78092463
keep it up

>the Gura of ID streaming on the chingchong site
>Gura releasing more Taiwan exclusive goods
what did they mean by this??

>>78095409 (me)
is this actually a secret peace treaty?

>>78095409
It means by next year Gura will be mandated to do full streams on bilibili in mandarin and Mori will be forced to pick a new fan mascot.

>>78095818
imagine how soft and warm she'd be...

>>78095818
Would ruin

Goob morning smarty pants

>>78096575
Goob morning retard

Child

I booked next week off of work and the reason definitely isn't only because I didn't want to potentially miss out on her birthday (it is)

Minecraft pov today?

>go through Gura VODs
>Stanley Parable was 2 (two) years ago
what the actual flying fuck stop the passage of time this is too fast

I love my incredibly slutty oshi!

>>78097278
no, kiara channel only

>>78059661
i'm pretty sure at some point she practiced drawing an ebi as her signature, no way she just did that ebi so well

>>78099869
My wife practiced drawing me a lot because she loves me, she draws me in all her notebooks at school.

>>78087764
Get out Idolfag.

>>78100438
I think you belong in the catalog. Krabs poster as gay as it is has been around for almost a year now.

Love the goob.

I get to hear my wife today, but her Likes are forever barred to me.

Gura made two new likes sometime in the past 5 hours or so.

>>78101465
what is it

>>78101501
I have no idea. I can only keep tabs on the counter.

>>78101465
WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>78101465
Oh fuck this. There's no point t in tracking this. Please stop.

>>78101587
I like to know that she's "checking in."

grugtard luddite here, can't she just retweet instead of like?

>>78101850
SC her maybe she will notice

>>78101906
She definitely knows and knowing Kiara there's a good chance it gets brought up during the collabs.

>>78101465
Manager likes.........................

>>78101850
That would be the most sensible thing for her to do, yes.

I’m starting to think you guys aren’t pretending to be retards.

>>78102586
Sex

I miss bag fembud...

Bag fembud please come back.

Bag fembud, please, my prostate needs you!

>>78103139
begone bloop

Bag fembud, I have been hurt and betrayed by evil fembuds, only you can save me now.

GSH