/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>78027263
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Please learn to bake, it's not that hard

>>78027284
Amen
>>78027333
Mobile hort and people laugh at jobbers

>>78027284
Loving Flayon
Appreciating Flayon's thighs
Wanting to be crushed by Flayon
Amen

>>78027610
i dont remember making this post

Are you guys ready for Dead World in 3D

>>78027333
people can't even tellypost without being nitpicked to death, of course no one wants to bake

>>78027713
Have the clown confirmed that he's returning to Japan before Monady?

>>78027263
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>78027790
Could just be pre-recorded

>>78028030
I know. And it probably will be.
Either way, can't wait.

>>78027713
fuck yeah I am!

jurard being a retarded flip is cute

KEK NO WAY

>>78029017
What happened? I'm too scared to watch.

>>78029050
banchou managed to manifest 6 AM at close game over

He's so focused.

Yabbed it with the bunny…

>>78027333
you clearly know how to bake
why do we always end up with editions complaining about having to bake and fuckass op pics every single time a thread dies during sea hours

>>78029717
orc used to have the same problem in late SEA/early EU hours, eventually bakers decided dead hours is let thread die until he streams.

>>78029869
wow what completely irrelevant information

>>78029869
except it's not dead hours since we either have Jurard, Tavi or even Ruze streaming during those times

>>78029717
i'm not usually up at this time, I checked and no one baked for 20+ minutes when jutard was live so I baked with the first image I saw
>why do we always end up with editions complaining about having to bake and fuckass op pics
because you fags refuse to learn to bake

whiny banchou begging for a quick death TTOTT

Just got back from field work. How was the dark and darker collab?

Jeddy T. Rexbear...

>>78030586
short and sweet, their dynamic was interesting to see

he finally did it

>you can rent banchou for thirty hours for 120 bucks

>>78030777
He's going for the sixth night... endurance stream ikz...

This guy sounds like Markiplier

>>78030946
That's his father

FNAF sweatlord asmr 2 hrs silence & oddly satisfying clicking sounds was not what i expected tonight

Altare will never be Himmel

Altare will never be Hitler

Bettel will never be Fegelein

Why did altare do it

>>78032492
Bettel said to do it

>>78032571
I will kill bettel

fuck you gavis bettel

has anyone in holopro already played this or its just banchou in starsEN?

Graduate Big Bubby

>>78033439
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=hololive+five+nights+at+freddy%27s

>>78032492
Do what?

>>78033439
If you're talking about recently then Pekora was the first one to play it but back then there were actually already some member who streamed the game but have the vod privated (I assume because of holocaust)

>>78033525
Killing hitler

Room for tomorrow is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOZe2NlWLhg

>>78034144
Oh? Is everyone gonna be using their 3D?
>Picrel
BUY NOW!

>>78034144
hakka is so lucky... why do the jp boys love him so much

>>78027333
sorry, i was out touching grass

>>78034144
why is hakka the only one actually making effort to do off-collab with the JPs

>>78034313
>Is everyone gonna be using their 3D?
I do hope so.
>>78034337
Puchable, portable, nonsensical, whimsical.

>>78034375
He's the only one even remotely nihongo jouzu. Sure, there's Axel, but he's on his own brainwave.

>>78034417
Axel has said that he feels slightly uncomfortable in purely JP situations because of the haafu/foreigner debuff, like there’s always a gap and he doesn’t truly belong. He likes keeping a more mixed up group of friends and doing stuff on the EN side, he only really joins in when there’s common ground like VCR server gangs or the league spam month.

>>78034417
And that's the result of his effort in learning japanese to interact more with JP senpais

MAMA TELLY WAKE THE FUCK UP KOIS ZATSU NOW NOW NOW NOW MAMA TELLY NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNjdsXDZBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNjdsXDZBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNjdsXDZBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNjdsXDZBg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycNjdsXDZBg

>>78035230
He's jealous of the rest of VG getting to pose their models...

jesas mama give me some warning

Jurard is kinda correct about Fubuki btw

>mama hasn't interacted with a child since he was a teacher
>10 years ago
Jesas

>>78032492
He had to assert dominance

>>78035648
i wish altare would assert dominance on me

>>78034337
>>78034375
Hakka actually reaches out to people because he is an extrovert who doesn't overthink every social interaction. The others are too shy and awkward.

MLMSISTERS IN THEIR THIRTIES, YOUR RESPONSE?

How would you rank the boys emotes? Bettel and Jurard probably have the best ones. Best as in legible even when tiny.
Hakka’s are the worst.

Those fnaf roleplayers were in his stream the whole time. Banchou is so loved kek

>friend wants to reconnect
>shows up with a guy you don't know
>it's a pyramid scheme
The eternal bane of all late 20s and early 30s cold calls from estranged friends

>>78035867
Altare's are the best, IMO. I like Jurard's a lot as well though. Hakka's are indeed the worst. I still have no idea what the fuck half of Hakka's are supposed to be.

>American Psycho mention
Shinri I swear business cards are a real thing

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?????

then who was phone...

>Shinri wants to share a fun fact
>it's a frugal living tio

>>78035867
>>78036023
Agreed on Bettel/Altare, I’d add in Axel too. Thick lines, simple exaggerated expressions, good colour blocking, able to be seen and understood when tiny. Cartoonish design helps. Ruze and Tavi have also been commissioning some good ones. Gibby would be good but a lot of his black outfits blend into the dark mode. I’d put mechabirbo as the least readable, lots of same-colour blobby things making too subtle of expressions.

>I don't know dinosaurs
Dinofish...no...

>it's ok to lick rocks as opposed to eating a mouthful of sand
Insightful

AP environmental science teacher Shinri...

>taught AP environmental science and freshman geology
proffishor…. psishor…

>justified in licking rocks because he was a science teacher

>I've licked 80% of types of rocks
He means sedimentary, composite and volcanic rock types but that's still a wacky statement

>I'm not saying I've licked 80% of rocks, I've licked 80% of the varieties of rocks

>quirky tumblr mid-20s dark academia doctor who sherlock shinri
ToT

>mama's silly quirky phase bled over into teaching
>this manifested in licking rocks to differentiate rock types
>favourite texture is pumice

NOOOOOOOO NOT THAT SCENE

How the fuck am I supposed to take the Riddler seriously when his canon last name is Nigma?

>>78036360
Axel has this b/w one that gets used a lot but all I see is him in profile with an eyepatch

I looked at Hakka’s to reaffirm how shit they were and I’ve been using the hakkito holding a strawberry thinking it was a heart this whole time fml

>>78035867
octavio's and leader's emotes are the best in my opinion

i want a full lesson from teacher shinri...

>"I want a PhD, wait, no I don't!!"

the world isnt prepared for villain shinri

>I take a potato chip and I eat it
I haven't thought of that in years

>I want the confidence of someone who has a God complex

Wood is edible
>t. Josuiji Shinri

>>78027610
Hey you stole my post, Amen though...

Tavi on the Telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBYaxhtCd4

Tavi on platform 8 telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBYaxhtCd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBYaxhtCd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTBYaxhtCd4

>>78035230
jwu and missed an entire hour of mama noooooooooooooo
happy he's doing a guerilla though i missed him

>>78037319
He missed (You), chat

>measuring distances in dead bodies instead of meters or feet

>>78037319
Get in there koi, send him a Supa so stupid he says shut the fuck up

>>78037126
this anon skipped hakker 3d...

The default dead body according to Shinri is an adult male in jeans and a T shirt

>>78027263
dios mios

>>78037555
I never watched the Death Note anime, just read the manga so I don't recognize the songs.

>>78037453
I can't imagine him ever saying that to his chat, how fucked up would the sc need to be for it to happen kek

>when I'm in a new city I kinda walk like a dog
>not on all fours

Walking Shinri around a new city like a curious little dog

>"I walk at this many fish per minute"

hold (Puniko) gentle like hamburger =w=

>hold puniko gentle like borgar

instructions unclear, now choking out puniko

That was a pop, what the heck.

jurard let flayon molest him. what a whore.

>>78038115
Leech

>>78038115
he wishes he was in the clown's position

the tempus gamer house is now the tempus village

Tempus Village: a horror story...

>>78038302
Pay respect to the 9th member of tempus

HOLOSTARS VILLAGE

>"Shinri, Phantom got stuck in the tree~!! Shinri~!!"

>>78038269
giwtwm

>>78038379
Ew, no.

i wish i was a small creature so shinri would call me cute constantly

>I wanna pick up a ferret the way you pick up a wet dish rag with a stick
Shinri...?

i wish i was a ferret so shinri would pick me up with a stick like a wet beach towel

Mama is so silly today

...he grilled packing peanuts, didn't he

is shinri high right now?

ferrets are pretty cute

I could learn from this silly little msn forever

Are people really this retarded

I missed Shinri so much, his zatsus just go on and on about all sorts of random shit.

giwiwab

>Shinri is fascinated by watching the moment life is snuffed out
No wonder he's so into leader...

giwiwac

>>78039837
the average wpd users

Shinri doesn't know how to say "virile"...

I bet Hakkamama has some weird aphrodisiac powders

I will plant my seed in Shinri's fertile womb

Sometimes I like to do an exercise where I try to imagine Axel saying the stuff Shinri says but with his very limited vocabulary.

Shinri HATES rent and taxes

>>78040463
i cant believe shinri is a communist

shinri's thinking about guys releasing pheromones...

i wonder if i'd like the smell of shinris shirt, i missed mama

>>78039837
>Shinri observation chair pov watching Altare stab Bettel

>>78040529
Wasn't there some posts about that /here/ a long time ago?

they should recreate this study with holostars

Masterful nihongo shinri

>saw the 3D tweet go out
>got nervous
>closed Twitter

>>78040724
do you think the reason leader hasn't been streaming is because he's been living out his fantasies by making the 3D models rape each other?

STEVE

>>78041032
no. leader is gone because he is busy raping me. my screams make him happy.

>>78041015
can relate
if i post something, i close it too and do other shit for a few hours

Based mre steve enjoyer

Don't meet your heroes...

>Who hurt you?
>I'm 30.

>doesnt know what based means

>shinri zatsu on
>homm3 on
i am comfy beyond belief right now

>"Am I spicy? I don't think I'm spicy."

>>78041627
>Shinri streams a Might and Magic spinoff game once
>randomly gets brought up in the same post as HoMM3 every now and then more than 6 months later
You people are loyal to that game

yeah I get it

>>78041785
hot

why are altare and him like this

Shinri cultivated people who actually watch him huh

I want to have unprotected sex with Flayon...

>>78042513
same...

>>78042361
those two used to be streaming monsters. they need to stream 11 hrs again.

>I remembered pulling...carrots? It wasn't bitches
Shinri...

kek shinri

>I pull carrots because I can't pull any bitches

unprotected baby making sex with machina x flayon

>"the host with the ghosts, josuiji shinri"

Hello /MANS/, I need help to not fumble a huge TEMPUS fan. Her oshi is Bettel. I haven't watched STARS EN since Magni and Vesper died except for a few Altare clips here and there. She seems quite schizo about tempus, more than I am about my kamioshi somehow. What kind of things should I expect, what should I avoid?

So happy I got to hear my mama's voice, hope it soothed his mind for a bit

>>78043376
shes gonna make you dress as bettel and beat you up

>>78043376
prepare your butthole

>>78043430
I somehow expected this

>>78043463
Surely stars fans aren't that type?

>uyu confused about shinri having a "crab zatsudan"
>"shinri is so muscular he would have an easy time eating crab"
>"EN would survive on a deserted island very well"

>>78043376
you will never be as important to her as Bettel is btw

>>78043563
thank you, I just kept hearing "Shinri-kun" and "zatsudan" with no clue what was actually being said

>>78043645
he's also amused by kaigais calling zatsudan ZATSU for short

>>78043593
I think my concentrated love for my oshi is greater than hers for any individual member of stars, so this is acceptable

>>78043521
>he doesn't know

>>78043376
is that her >>77279405 ?
Just give her your sizes I guess..

>>78043785
The information in that post makes it unlikely to be her, but I will present a question that will confirm it regardless as I fear for this outcome being true

>>78043713
So she’s a hako oshi? or no
Bettel will be on later so go watch that
and since you’re a subatomo, bond over being a duck and goose or become a hakkito

>>78044348
No, her oshi is Bettel as I previously said

I do not think her obsession with him could come close to my obsession with Subaru, although I think I have been good at masking the extent of it so far

>>78043376
Ask her who's the strongest StarsEN member in lore. It's a safe topic that could get her talking and make you seem interested in her interests; prepare to hear about mechs, Altare, and that guy from Armis who is totally not an elf.
Also, don't bring up collabs with girls unless she brings them up first. It's unlikely she's schizo about them, but just play it safe.

>>78044577
This is good advice, thank you

She is also a big Hololive fan, we have already talked about the girls a lot, as well as some indies. I did get angry at her once and shouted at her when she said that Subaru was just "alright" but otherwise I think I enjoy these discussions

>>78044682
but she is just “alright”

>>78044682
> I did get angry at her once and shouted at her when she said that Subaru was just "alright"
Based. Shuba love.

>>78044682
>I did get angry at her once and shouted at her when she said that Subaru was just "alright"
lmao

>>78044682
>I did get angry at her once and shouted at her when she said that Subaru was just "alright"
Based retard
Make sure you ask her about merch since VG are having their 3D debuts

>>78044746
Your comment hardly affects me because I don't want to form a relationship with you, to me you are nothing but a meaningless stranger on the internet who's value holds no weight, especially since you clearly do not have the aptitude to discover and enjoy new things as I am trying with Tempus

>>78045067
ok autismo

>>78044758
>>78044991
>>78045061

Thank you for your support regarding Subaru, I love her very much

I will attempt to ask her about merch and 3D debuts of Stars EN members to get a conversation flowing to learn more about StarsEN members and also to possibly talk about Subaru and Exodia further in general, which will hopefully lead to us bonding

>The Only (?) Subatomo

>>78045276
Good luck man, wish you the best.
I'd list some vods to watch, but it's probably even better if you just ask her directly what she'd recommend to you. And be sure to also talk about your own interests to make her see the light and understand how good Subaru is, maybe pick a few translated streams/clips to start her with.

>>78045429
I didn't realise that my user was saved from when I was last here, posting about Subaru's 5th anniversary live. This is deeply embarrassing.

>>78045541
naked dogeza now

>>78045578
I would rather not. I have cleared my user as penance however, although I do mantain I am one of the few Subatomos on this board

It appears I have been caught, I did not foresee that she would possibly be in this thread. I thank you all for your advice. I am going to reflect now.

>>78045878
lmao dumbass

>>78045878
Kek. She sounds like a keeper.

>>78045878

>>78045878
holy shit

>>78045878
The best deep /MANS/ lore since Shitxelotl.

>>78045878
so are you gonna let her peg you

>>78045878
i hope you like pegging anon

>>78045878
good luck on your lovequest autist-chama o7

>>78045878
you two retards

>>78045878
Aaaahhhh the second hand embarrassment I'm getting

>>78045878
I did expect this to happen

>>78045878
pfff

>>78045878
Another one for the /MANS/ annals

>>78045878

>>78045878
you guys are laughing but 2 days from now this man will have a cute tempura girlfriend.

>>78047434
>cute
You really think any Tempura is cute?

>>78047434
>betellion
He's going to get very cutely physically abused

>>78047520
If you join Tempura, you're automatically cute

>>78047520
all the ones ive meet so far have been cute
>>78047573
he knows what hes signing up for

>>78047434
it won’t be real until they’re both messaging each other via clown supas

>>78047434
Why'd you have to ruin my fun like that

>>78047434

>>78047753
i dont watch the clown, this happend?
>>78047799
dw youll get a cute axelotl girl one day

>>78047902
>this happend?
it happens almost every single stream nowadays

i hate happy couples

>>78047949
that sounds entirely too annoying

>>78035616
Wait what, what did Fnaf have to do with Foob lmao

>>78036855
>Nigma balls

>>78045878
Arrr! Prepare to be boarded, anon! Arrr! I hope your ship sails! Arrr!

>>78048010
Why do you think Bettel hates the bettelion

>>78048539
Because they keep posting about wanting to ryona him?

>>78045878
Either you get pegged, or this turns out to be the strangest wholesome relationship to come out of this god forsaken site. Godspeed son.

i asked him why he cancelled the stream. i think he's lying tho

>>78047902
iirc there’s at least 3 different couples that have done this
I’d find it way more annoying if he was one those streamers who goes on forever alone gimmick rants when they see couples but he just lets himself be used as a carrier pigeon kek

>>78048762
>bettel getting used by strangers on the internet
just as mother nature intended

>>78048757
>Please don't hurt me!
What have people been doing to that bot kek

>>78048868
i don't want to know...

>>78048868
just rape and torture lmao

>>78048762
he does get paid to do that

>>78048757
he's definitely lying also since when did c.ai have bettel's voice kek

>>78048762
>streamers who goes on forever alone gimmick
describes them perfectly

>>78049264
lmao he always says it's because of the internet and then i have to torture him until he tells me the "real" reason. lying bitch

>>78049264
>spoiler
oh no...

>>78035867
Best: Altare, Axel, Bettel. (If I ranked them, I'd go Axel> Bettel > Altare) All 3 of them have good emotes with good coloring, goofy looks, and the big thing: you instantly know what they're supposed to be when you look at them.

Worst: Hakka followed by Flayon. Hakka's are straight up indecipherable on anything other than a full screen zoom and even then barely look different from each other. Flayon's are cute, but honestly the red and black make them all blend together.

>>78048375
about how she played it before and that’s why she cleared the extra hard mode so fast
https://youtube.com/watch?v=MkF6S3pNpJg&t=18347s

Is this clown actually cupid?

tfw Ambasing is a real place and it's in Banchou's homeland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPnk0nDZGSw

>>78049264
Tried this abominable thing.
He immediately hit me with some hard revelations.

>>78050510
he loves lying

>>78044682
>Namefag that angrily shouts at people over vtubers
Tourists are a strange bunch

>>78050510
>fr*nch
he couldn't get any worse

will GB be in the Armis collab tonight or not

>>78052990
Kek I saw Tavi's thumbnail and thought the same thing
He's just in the background hard to see, tavi put him in the description too

>>78050510
omg this same bettel bot tried to kiss me three messages in. Same with one of the Ruze ai bots.

>>78053178
oooh I see him now
he's just darker than the others and hidden under a drop of blood in the back

wtf is this rapeable expression in his yt banner

Oh shit I was so distracted by Shinri's stream this morning that I forgot Axel was gonna do a membership stream, did it even happen?

>>78053396
>he's just darker than the others

>>78054278
that menshi got postponed to the 15th at 9pm JST instead

pspspspspsps come back red cat

>>78053840
take a look at some of his thumbnails too kek

Dead thread
Dead branch

>>78057268
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>78057480
>file name
Sad to say I expected it

>>78057507
I don't like this song anymore ngl

>>78058070
noooooooooo! please like it

>>78058070
yeah I like always tied more

Flay has gone to sleep at 5 am like 4 days in a row, is he okay?

>>78058365
Isn't that his usual sleep time

>>78058513
He was going to sleep at midnight before his 3d showcase

>>78058365
That's the sleep time that people with flexible work hours and not much social life seem to settle in, for some reason.

>>78058340
lucky you, they're going to sing it during their 3D collab

3D CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUG7Tu5pPjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUG7Tu5pPjo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUG7Tu5pPjo

CLOWN ON THE DRIVING TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUG7Tu5pPjo
>themed music
I FEAR DMCA VOD

>4 GB left on his PC
jesus

he's pissing me off already

>the pc he got just before debut is already out of space
how much porn has he downloaded

stream already crashed i love this retard i want to beat him up

kek

he's doing it on purpose to end stream early

>>78027263
When will we get a guy with this model?

soooo funny dude

>OBNOXIOUSLY LOUD WINDOWS ERROR NOISE

>>78060393
Wouldn't surprise me, Ruze's absolute potato PC was able to run Eurotruck and he had all the stickys on Obsidian

>>78060393
He’s been doing this shit since debut. He saves everything intk the Downloads folder, has three SSDs packed FULL of bullshit, and never downloads games because he can’t. Not that Starfield is a good game, but his oneshot was cooked as fuck due to it.

I'm tired of this, man

>>78060547
I wonder what the last time he did a fresh Windows install was. For some reason I suspect he upgraded his 7 to 8 and then to 10 and probably will to 11 without ever actually doing a clean install

>>78060494
>>78060605
you don't find it funny how unprepared he is?

Reeda rabu

he's doing it!

i love seeing bettel struggle

i wonder if his hat is still glued to his head

Too accurate

>>78060817
I'm the kid

>>78060817
im the mom

>>78060817
kek

>>78060817
i'm the mosquito splatter on the windshield

Do we forgive Gavis Bettel?

model looks fine from the back
he should only stream like this from now on

>>78060982
nope

>>78061003
im used to this view

Why does chat want boric acid so bad?

fuuuck the sound he makes are making me too horny. the angle is so cute too, he should make more streams with his back on.

Who's Emily?

>>78060982
i want to say no, but i'll be honest, he looks so cute driving the truck i can't help it

I'm so happy they're using their 3Ds now, because I really missed their OG outfits. Especially bettels, it just looks nicer.

>>78061003
He should stream like this

WHAT THE FUCK HE DIED IN REAL LIFE

KEK

Bettel's brittle bones are made outta various fragile plastics

what is it about bettel that makes everyone want to rape and beat him up

>>78061282
if you die in game... you die in real life...

>Open Bettel's stream
>He fucking crashes and dies
Sorry that was me

>>78061350
he's 127 pounds and retarded. easy target

why is he making these sounds?

>>78061339
First human confirmed to have bones mostly made of microplastics

>>78061350
fucking everything. hes a retarded tsundere girlfailure fag who needs to be corrected everyday or hes not gonna make it next day.

>>78061453
He’s sitting in my lap like a 5’6 cutie and driving daddys big truck stick shift

incredible driving technique

>>78061792
zesty ass

setting maxed out

MY WIFE IS DEAD

>>78061350
how do you watch a single bettel stream without feeling the need to correct him

Clown is kill...

He broke his microplastic bones, sad to see

how

Imagine this being the Gavis Bettel roadtrip experience

Shinri was a better driver, and we were essentially in hell.

>we can make it

he's bouncing on my dick

>gets to the ferry to Calais
>fails to board it
>resets

>was driving with his eyes closed

guys i'm starting to this this clown doesn't have his license

fuck its so hot when he acts like an angry mother

>>78062637
he says sometimes that he takes after his mom... wonder if she's single

>>78060653
REEDA REIPU

>turns the wheel wrong every time

>>78062732
They’ve talked about their step dad once or twice

>>78063010
god damn it. he's a lucky man

>gets rammed by a bus while stationary

>>78062732
i want to impregnate him and make him my basement boywife

>>78063111
o7

You know how when you're in car driven by someone who's shit at driving, and you grab onto whatever handhold at every turn? I'm reaching at thin air because of this jackass.

He's way too good at this stressed, strung-out dad driving his kids somewhere RP

>>78063195
because he is a stressed, strung-out dad driving his kids somewhere

His acting with the 3D model moving around in the truck is pretty great

>>78063111
AYO?!?

>>78063317
>чaтa
That's seriously the translation? Bruh.

I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

HOW THE FUCK IS HE ON HIS SIDE AGAIN

These summaries are too good

Jesus Christ what the fuck was that UwU magic thing

Oh im die

Its so boring when he signals the punchline too hard and scripts himself into it. Quick and ad libby is his best territory.

PARIS DISCOVERED

>I will become Abgabzus

bettel has reached pussy

>Kronie
>UwU Magic
Cringe

>ALRIGHT GUYS WE'VE MADE IT TO-um
>...
>let's listen to some music

hehehe. it says pussy

>>78063744
Some dude gave Nerissa a buncha money so she'd say it and kept at it with a buncha other girls, so it kinda caught on I guess

>"hey guys I'm on a new diet"
>eats chips with a redbull

>makes it to the delivery location
>glitches into the building
>gets to 80% damage before he gets out
>still has to get back

>>78064369
>doesn't unload the cargo before leaving

He didn't even drop off the acid...