/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lia and Pippas pink buttholes

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE LIA

Gays out!

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

So you think they had McDonalds in Vietnam during the war?

I honestly didn't realize America got KWABd so hard in this war

>>77996066
this feels like watching your grandpa get old and he cant keep up with you anymore

>>77996063
the battlefield is for burger king

>>77996063
probably in the South

>>77996130
I hope Michibro slaps the yellow off ur teeth

would you drink Hexa’s bath water if it meant you then got to drink Lia’s bath water?

>>77996130
Boy, i can still roll up to the court and dunk on any nigga without trying. And do so regularly.
I ain't got nothing to prove.

>>77996331
Of course.
Clown question.

PANKO MANKO

>>77996331
probably

>>77996331
only if I get a palette cleanser first. I don't want the taste of Lias holy water to get tainted

>>77996331
a better question is would you lick Hexa's armpit once and in exchange you can sniff Lia's pit once

>>77996422
palate

>>77996435
easy yes

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>>77996435
I would suck on Hexa’s tampon if it meant I could hold Lia’s hand for 10 seconds.

>>77996624
honestly same, i would do a lot for a 10 second hand hold with Lia

>>77996624
...and he's off straight red

>>77996435
anything is worth a whiff of that, i'm in

>>77996624
>>77996700
Lia needs to get her flat ass back you guys are mentally ill

>>77996765
i need lia

>>77996765
without any Lia I go a little coocoocrazy

>>77996765
dont even get me started on the things I would do to get my hands on her flat butt

I am going to laugh when Elon unprivates likes in 6 months and everybody is gonna have their dark like history exposed

be honest. you would take a raiden hat trophy too

>>77996927
It would be disrespectful not to

>>77996490
Gesundheit

>>77996887
I don't need to hear the gross part. just say what you would do if you had 30 seconds to do whatever you want with Lias tiny heiny

>>77997487
29 seconds of kissing her cheeks then one slap at the end as hard as I possibly can

>>77997793
no quick sniff?

>>77997841
I never understood the butt sniffing thing

>>77997940
you really don't?

>>77998024
what would it smell like? its just flesh, maybe if you put your face in it you could smell her poopy butthole but I dont really want that

>>77998122
it would smell like sweat and pheromones. the ideal smelling spot is the taint

thinking about lia's undies

any wisdom?

>>77998669
hamster probably gay

>>77998669
>Lia smell Mint

>>77998669
>cute hag

>>77998669
rie likes blacked

>>77998877
based hime

soon brothers

would it be too soon to take a Lia stand to a vietnam war memorial like anon did for the civil war?

>>77999102
no why?

>>77999102
as long as no one else is around I dont see the issue, they fought and died for cute girls like Lia

I want to paint Lia's cute baby face white

>>77999437
you have a geisha fetish?

>>77999486
I think he means spewing his semen on her face

>>77999486
I think he wants to cum on Lia's face, anon.

>>77999437
Lia’s face already white tho

>>77999597
yeah on opposite day

>>77999597

this is me btw

>>77999516
>>77999547
you don't know that. he could want to smash a whip cream pie in lia's face.

>>77999848
thats somehow more perverted

>>78000393
throwing pies and sliming cute girls with cake batter is wholesome. it is just sweet stuff and smells/taste yummy. might be the best fetish.

mine would say I LIKE LIA

how did he know?

>>78001395
Because he could read the room

I tried to edit a bito onto the image but suck at photoshop. One of you can put a yippee on it if you want

>>78001729
Am i being worked?
There is no bito in this image.

>>78002560
do you know what the word "tried" means

he shot the nigga stone cold

>>78002650
Well obviously you didn't try enough.

I like sassy michibro

>street by street fighting in an ancient jungle city
kino

nam was the realest war.
now they just use drones

Pippa just confirmed she was at the actual con.

>>78003673
napalm is pretty bullshit too

>>78003799
Okay?

>>78003799
Wrong thread.
>>>/vt//pcg/

>>78003799
no shit sherlock. they all were if they wanted to be. they stayed 40 minutes away from it.

i do sincerely believe some didn't go and just hung out at the house and their close vtuber friends came and visited the house. it's not like a bus full of phase talents just showed up. some went certain days at different times i am sure.

>>78003799
I hope Lia was able to meet up with Mint

>>78004274
and have sex

>>78004145
I'm not saying it like it's a huge twist, it's just confirmation of what was already 90% certain

>>78004392
it was 100% certain when Pippa was at the arcade with Uruka, Lia, Lisa and Sleepy.

>>78004606
sleepy and Lia interacting sounds funny, they should collab sometime

>>78004606
some anons were clinging to dizzy allegedly saying "we are 6 hours away from the con." they trusted her over every other obvious clue.

>>78004274
they might have. this is a networking event.

Is it weird that I genuinely don't give a fuck if any of the girls were at OffKai?

>>78004274
I would bet they did if Lia ended up going to the con itself. Who else was there for Mint to meet up with besides Matara? I know Mint was busy lady there, but she wants to meet her friends and I think she considers Lia as one.

>>78005161
I don't care either desu I just like getting into arguments
I just hope Lia had fun meeting her genmates the #1 most special thing to me is that Lia, Pippa, Tenma and Uruka were all together for the first time.

>>78005270
>7am Lia
she's gonna stay up anyway, so she might as well have her girl freakout on stream. it'll be cute

>>78005270
No.

>>78005356
holy shit this is one of your best ones yet

>>78005356
sovl

>>78005356
fucking kino

>>78005356
Going from junkie to Marine.
What a character arc.

why are they playing god save the queen?

I hope Lia does a fashion collab with Sayu

Lia and Rurumi should have a brap off

>>78006793
You will NOT see the pearly gates!

>>78006694
this but Ollie

>>78007087
>>78006694
why not both!

I would like a few nice solo streams

>>78005161
>I enjoy being a cuck who gets lied to

>>78007718
junko poster says this

>>78007894
u first

>>78007894

>>78007960
>name pic "gif"
>doesn't move

>>78008166
works on my machine

>>78008166
what are you on about

https://youtu.be/5qzXT1xTyHI

>>78008861
early morning Lia!!!

>>78008861
hopefully this excitement for being back means we get a schedule.
she cannot operate without a schedule

>>78009127
she cant seem to operate with one either

>>78009190
she is much better with one than without. she needs to get back to it.
no schedule just means she doesn't care.
putting out a schedule is the first step in showing she cares again.

>>78009367
i wish she was spewing into my mouth

>>78009471

https://youtu.be/rXgbAxYJLN4
I'm getting sick
me going to sleep

>>78009648
get well soon bro

>>78009648
anon you're on fire watch tonight

>>78009648
I hope you get sicker for posting this video

Did Lia seriously go through the entirety of FFXIV in like a couple weeks?

... pity pull

[Pippa news]
She didn't actually win Lia's plushie, after many failed attempts an employee took pity on her and just gave it to her.

>>78010775
grim

>>78010775
KWAB but sweet the intent is all the same

>>78010775
Pippa confirmed for slice-of-life protag.

>>78010775
KWAB

>>78010775
I wonder if Lia still would have made out with her knowing this.

EXTRA FUCKING EXTRA
Miss Pippa has CONFIRMED that the lass lia PULLED her in for the KISS!!!

>>78011348
>>78010775
i need timestamps for when I can watch this later

Im gonna be sad when Pippa ruins the kiss bit and says Lia kissed her on the cheek. Let the anons have their fun!

>>78011498
She said that for the other girls she kissed not lia

>>78011424
for the pull in.
https://youtu.be/sinKhSffQCg?t=5909

>>78011424
Pity pull part
https://youtu.be/sinKhSffQCg?t=5769

I'm so happy this split thread exists :>

>>78012279
it's pretty cool sometimes

>>78012279
whats happening in the fatherland now

Well, if lia is going to stream early then I need to get up early. Don't let the fire die.

>>78012623
she's streaming early on friday bro

>>78012623
this nigga retarded

Return stream is TOMORROW now

>actually thinking she's gonna stream
Lmao

>>78012598
This is just my interpretation but people are genuinely mad Pippa is improving on her life and being more social with new and old friends at her trip.

>>78012849
crabs in a bucket

>>78012795
ok how you know

>>78012931

>>78012931
check the waiting rooms. It is now June 13.

>>78012660
>>78012738
Oops.
>>78013005
She's streaming early for me btw.
>>78012812
Non-believers OUT!

>>78013005
oh shit it's real. hell yeah

>>78012571
Honestly even when the thread is bad, it's significantly better than half this board.

>>78013477
Is that a challenge?

>>78011780
hot as fuck

>>78011780
I've always wondered why lia was stuck with such a gay audience but nah she definitely earned it after seeing this. I'm just kind of shocked lia is such an aggressive gay.

>>78014994
HOT

>>78014994
Not entirely accurate to the lore but
SEEEEEEEEEEX

>>78015384
how so

>>78015957
This is just a guess but I'm pretty sure lia didn't finger Pippa

>>78016553

>>78016618

>>78016553
You don't know that

>>78011780
cute

What are you doing over there silly boy

>>78018664
well maybe lia should stream more than once every 3 weeks and she will stop pushing her viewers into other fanbases.

>>78018664
eurger has been a company whore for a while

>>78019174
he's a unity chad?

>>78019195
thats an oxymoron

>>78019255
nice

>>78019139
Ringrandpa dying was literally out of her control

>>78019684
ok what about the week she spent playing final fantasy

>>78019684
it was I know. It makes the FF14 break even that much more insane and maddening.

>>78019255
There is nothing wrong with supporting Lia's company

pissy pants is back, don't reply to bait

>>78020144
saying Lia left for a week to play final fantasy is bait? being upset about that makes you a pissy pants?

>>78011780
>chat: did you thank the wagie for pitty rolling your way into a kiss from Lia? it was a kiss unearned
"heh I don't care I got it I got the kiss!"
"she pulled me into her and kissing me!"

You don't grab someone by the hips and pull them into you to give them a kiss on the cheek.

>>78011780
GOD I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS

>>78020721
of who? pippa or lia?

Reminder Lia can tie a knot from a cherry stem with her tongue

>>78022378
>knot

>>78022753
anon?

So stream is tomorrow and not Friday?

>>78023150
yes

>>78023005
that's the dog dick version

>>78023867
anon your brain has been rotted. knot is how you spell knot.

>>78023959
i guess you can say he did "knot" know teehee~

>>78023959
you gain literally nothing lying like this

>>78024881
>we posted at the same second

are you aware of this thing

>>78024945
my brain is connected to every Liker on Earth so i know when you were about to post

>>78025161
sasuga manesan. sorry about all those gay thoughts coming from my brain
>>78025010
pervert

Are you guys furries or what

>>78026969
nice digits
No I'm not a furry

>>78026969
yes just like Lia

fgts

>>78029677
dyrbi

>Page 10

The creeps come out at night.

>>78032874
I don't think you are creep. You are just misunderstood.

>>77995820
Lia is a bitch for giving pippa and tenma Covid, fuck her

>>78032948
*starts jaking off*

>>78033158
You proved your point, I was wrong

Waiting to get sleepy before starting work because it helps me concentrate. Now the Sun has risen, my sleep schedule probably destroyed, and I am still energetic.

Im awake, but at what cost?

>>78021407
Of both really, mostly Pippa.

Someone should ask Lia what Pippa’s breath smelled and tasted like

Lia and Obake Pam need to be entered into FF rehab

Morning boys I feel like Lia today

Will we get woman tears

sometimes I just sit and think about how cool women are and how good it is that they exist. we are so lucky bros.

I hate women

>>78039848
But what about Lia

>>78040071
did I stutter?

I want Lia to pepper spray Dizzy

Lia doko? Any Lia?

>>78041957
Lia tonight!!!!!!!

>>78040695
Strange fantasy

>>78042450
but is it a wrong fantasy to have?

I wonder what Lia will wear to the funeral?

>>78040695
I like this idea. it would be amazing stream content too

When i was a kid i once sprayed pepperspray in my mouth thinking it was mint spray. I thought i was going to die.

>>78043190
KWAB

>>78043190
did your family find it funny?

>>78043190
lia would do this

>>78044123
there's a little bit of Lia in all of us

>>78026230
cute

>>78043862
Yes after the fact :(

So Lia tonight or Lia tomorrow?

>>78045106
BOTH

>>78045106
Lia at 7pm est tonight

Lia should do stunts like Jackass

I wonder if the funeral already happened or if she has to travel again?

>>78046490
I want a Lia doll...

>>78046490
jellyfish keychain doko

7 HOURS TILL LIA

I hope Lia is back for real this time

>>78046490
cute!

isn't anniversary next week?

>>78047874
It should be, but there is no hype because all of the EN gen1's have been out for what feels like weeks.
Why it is important for Lia to return with a vengeance and get right back into it. 3-years of all 7 of them being together is no small feat. The only other starte gen still intact after 3 years is Myth.

>>78047874
June 19th. I imagine they will do something maybe next Friday together

>>78047874
june 18th yeah

>>77995820
Kinda looks like she us saying "C-Cia?" Was Lia a glowie all along?

>>78048121
>he doesn't know vtubers are a government pysop to keep lonely young men happy
read critically acclaimed writer and insane person Liaschizos best posts

reminder liaschizo is a POW

I'm renting an 8K television set for Lia's return stream tonight

>>78048552
that's a lot of Ks!

>>78011780
She watches the juni??

>>78048754
juni?

>>78048552
make sure you supa this to her

>>78048965
Juniper actias, might be me overreacting over seeing a vtuber I like reacting to a car that has another vtuber I like painted on. She just commented "moth mobile'

>Mint and Lia coming back from break on the same day at the same time

>Mint and Lia might have met eachother at Offkai

>>78049367
do you think they touched butts

>>78040954

>>78049425
implying Lia has a butt to touch

>>78049881
just because it's small doesn't mean it isn't there

>>78050092
disgustingly flat

>>78050111
disgustingly perfect

>>78050174
>those shorts

yo when you like Lia it helps me help my daughtah

>>78050402
real as fuck

>>78050402
lifting weights doesn't give you the ability to hurt people tho

>>78050524
you must be lifting the wrong weights, then

>>78050524
literally how. your muscles get bigger and have more power, making it easier to hurt people with your bare hands

Gays In

>>78050524
i have a feeling that we've talked about this topic before

>>78050596
w-woah

>>78050644
We have. And they are still wrong.
Lifting doesnt teach you how to fight and self defense

>>78050713
no one brought up skill or fighting technique because it doesn't matter what technique you used. it doesn't matter if you flail your fists like a retard or have a black belt in brazilian ass rape jutsu taught to you by an african rape master deep in the amazon rain forest, if you lift weights and have muscles that technique will be more effective. no shit weight lifting doesn't teach you how to fight but if you weight lift you will be stronger in a fight every single time

>>78050819
Nah

>>78050713
i mean in a typical street fight more muscle is usually better since probably no one knows actual martial art or technique anyway they would just go for the hard hitting shots

>>78050891
yeah that's all you have to say because you know you are wrong

the rurumi enforcer would beat the dog shit out of any /fit/ fag

>>78051295
now imagine if that unit of a man starting lifting. he could bench 3 or 4 Lias

>>78051391
any anon in this thread should be able to bench 2-3 Lia's

HEY LIA

Surely this is the last return stream for a while

Surely Lia is still Lia

surely Lia farts with that ass

>>78052563
nah Pippa or Airi would have said so

Lia pocket shirt is back online up for sale

https://www.etsy.com/listing/1703389308/lia-pocket-t-shirt?click_key=a72bc979f0695aaf6f13faef6cc43e6e782c6188%3A1703389308&click_sum=2f095656&ref=shop_home_feat_1&sts=1

I like Lia

https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1801321586487922801

Stream confirmed!

I hope she is staying this time!

are we back?

>>78053883
We will find out Sunday if she has a full schedule out

>>78052563
She doesn't even know what a fart is.

>>78054140
Jamie pull up Lia sounding off the "cute fart attack"

>>78054206
never happened

>>78053544
>>78053651
hell yeah

I hate FF

>>78054775
what did freddy fazbear ever do to you

>>78054968
He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

i can bake

>>78055133
It's fucking weird to refer to Hime as "FF" but okay

last for xalamon

>>78054307

>>78055785
wholesome

new
>>78056107
>>78056107