/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife

i hate miia

pocket pussy in da op

Grimmi's feet in my mouth

>>77999646
Honestly the hard part is getting them to look fat enough, same with her bug shaker

I Love Lucy

I'VE GOT AN OPEN VEIN
FROM ALL THE PAIN
FROM THE NEEDLES I KEEP
STICKING IN FOR DRUGS TO SEEP
I KEEP DOING IT IN VAIN
AS I SEEP INTO THE GRAIN
SILO
MAKE ME USEFUL
TAKE A SHOVEL
DIG MY GRAVE
NO MORE TO SAVE
USE ME TO PLOW A BULL
REAP UNTIL FULL
UNTIL SOWN

bnuuy cnuuy

i dislike lucy

https://files.catbox.moe/avw2zc.png
Lyra is streaming so reminder that this exists provided through the courtesy of drawanon

i'm glad we migrated so i don't need to face my minor spelling mistake.

layna cute

Squchan in Filian's clothes is turning me FERAL

what if your oshi did a stream in the sims and she made herself and gave herself a family but she made a really bad family in a crappy house and the sim version of her had a really crappy life and just ended up crying and your oshi was really quiet for most of the stream

>>77999877

>>77999840
Something is oddly cute about Para overdosing on fent

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>77999887
you escaped the Manko this time

>>77999887
You know that you made a spelling mistake and that is punishment enough

>>77999945
Feral consumption of neuro synapses (eat her brain)

>shonbaker leaves for one second
>thread delves into chaos

>>78000005
thats a weird thing to do in response to that

>squ's hag hands and moderately large titties
ok i'll take it

>>77999945

>>77999914

>>77999961
its because she used the short hair version

>>77999945
anon, did you watch someone do that?

>>77999945
grimmi type stream

>>78000015
I wasn't even gone for a full thread

Pink Cat Good!

>>77999942
Now imagine some modifications so she can cosplay Gamma instead. I did and cummed 3 hours ago.

>>78000048
And it's a virtual family to lose it over, it's not real, what is this a reflection? Go see a therapist!!! That's what they say to the rest of us, trauma art hurts everyone!!! She doesn't like hurting people does she?? Some kind of sick person that wants to make others suffer like she does?? HMMMM??

>>78000070

>>78000085
>8000085
nice

>>78000049
real talk, if you've been watching this stream and complain about hands and face, you will die alone

I like this

shondo is like a cat you can fuck

I love green nipples!!!

>>78000166
you are a weird man

>>77995924
that's what I just said when my outside cat showed up after being gone for a week. he seems more meek than before and now he lets me pet him whenever instead of just when he's eating

>>78000233
Grimmi is like a cat
Dumb, eats things that make her sick, extremely skittish and easily distracted

>>78000264

i dont watch squchan, does she basically just do onigiri type streams?

>>78000183
shes so retarded
its cute

>>78000233
that's all women

they got the zoomies

>>78000085
holy noombers

I can't believe Zenya is somehow thinner than her model is

>>78000215
this but layna

Can someone please postTHAT Squchan face leak? The one with her in glasses? I need to nut to the full experience.

Please, help a brother out.

>>78000256
You're the 21,953 person to say that, sorry, try again in 78,047 persons to claim your prize!!!!!!!!

>>78000104
whats grimmi's deal
like what's up with grimmi

>>78000320
she had a fun deep rock galactic stream with Limes

>>78000264
>now he lets me pet him whenever instead of just when he's eating
you aren't supposed to pet your cats when they are eating

>>78000400
its probably like the 4th time i've told you that

>>78000387
https://files.catbox.moe/ogj795.png

>>78000373
I mean Layna might die alone, but then I'll get called rude again

My favorite thing about layna is her sharp teeth. what is yours?

>>78000467
Come up with something fresh or else you'll start to rot!!!!!

>Eros doesnt know gachi

>>78000446
but he loves it he starts purring and sticking his butt waaaay up

>>78000482
You have seen Layna right? No shot in hell she is dying alone. Cooks, cleans, and is very cute. I still dont get all the weird hate she gets like beingtold to kill herself and she will die alone. I dont see anyone else get that.

>>78000471
hello old friend

>>78000515
how is this for fresh, these are newborn eels

>>78000320
Cooking stream once a week, the rest is zatsu, games and asmr

One of the vtubers posted above is a whore

>>78000471
OH FOR FUCK

>>78000471

One of the vtubers posted below is a whore

morgo is the batcock poster

i love moff
she is my comfort streamer

Miia should stop playing marbles and start gargling my balls

>>78000587
shinny

>>78000587
I like the one with all the colors at the top!!!!!

>>78000483
I've only seen Layna on an earlier Oli cooking collab but she lovely voice that kept my attention for the most part.

>>78000471

>>78000471
i clicked willingly

>>78000587

>>78000557
chill Layna, it's just banter

>>78000471
she's so hot

>>78000668
that sounds like a lab assistant

>>78000471
Imagine kissing her

>Half Life Alyx, full body VRC and Metro VR once Jets debuts the 3D model next week
We're eating good bros

>>78000836
kissing her what?
say it.

nino and her friend mota
she thought this shirt wasn't so low cut until she got it (the model had tits)

>>78000320
She does a little bit of everything, chatting, games, IRL, VRChat, art

>>78000323
perfect mix of hilariously retarded and scarily smart

>>78000867
best part will be the dudes negging her during the 3d

10k for her panties, somebody start the gofundme

I'm worried about Lucy going to her first con. It's not even a "she's going to go to the con orgy and get ran through and it's all over", but a "i hope nothing bad happens, i hope no one is mean to her, i hope she has fun." I normally don't feel this way, but because you can tell she's nervous and she verbally says she's nervous it's making me nervous. I'll feel better when she's back safe and sound.

>>78000931
im going to be mean to her

>>78000900
imagine kissing her ears

>>78000963
we know, numi.

>>78000771
imagine how many parasites you could crush in your palm, or would their amorphous blobular bodies just slide all over the place?

>>78000771

>>78001021
Yes

>>78000902
I want to go out drinking with them

>>78000931
Don't worry, she already made sure to announce her presence there to absolutely everyone. No way could this ever backfire.

>>78000912
Being a whinging little faggot is unbecoming anon

I'm kinda afraid my oshi is flirting with anons genuinely mistaking them for me, leading to deepening feelings for an anonymous person they have assumed is me. Then I think "my oshi doesn't even care she's got hundreds or thousands of men vying for her attention and I'm one guy" so I get forlorn and suspicious of all flirtatious comments, bringing my mood down.
I've got it bad, man.

>>78000900
her STUPID BITCH MOUTHOLE

>>78000706
gob in my eye

>>78001093
>thinks numi wouldn't have blabbed
if she didn't say she was going you'd have schizos saying she pulled an olivia

Now suddenly NO ONE has that link of Squ with glasses on? When it was first revealed everyone was clowning on her saying she looks like a grandma. Frauds all of you.

I will hold my ejaculation in spite.

>>78001198
just jerk off and don't think to hard about it

>>78001198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXNOz-HkoOM

>>78001147
you are so deep in denial its sad

>>78001229

>>78000931
This is a dad looking after his daughter coded post

what if your oshi did a stream where she played with one of these

>>77999693
Why is pink thing kinda sex?

>>78001325
Grimmi?

>>78001325
kino.

>>78001325
These are in every doctor's office

>>78001325
i have one of these but its broken because i hit it with a hammer

>>78001351
half the responses to my hypotheticals are grimmi wtf goes on in her streams

I lov grimmmi

>>78000124
Pink cat crazy!!!

>>78001415
stop hitting things with hammers, anon.

>>78001198
Prove your love be sending your oshi a cum tribute, all those flirty messages are just that. But a cum tribute is a much more intimate form of communicating your love.

>>78001415
why did you do that

>>78001458
no

>>78001198
Just jerk it off and think of it in your dreams

>>78001250
I don't think asking for doxx is a wise move anon

>>78001325
You ever chew on them

I like chewing on the parts until the plastic comes off and I can taste the iron

>>78001477
was lookin' at me funny

Lucy remember to have a no camera policy or you'll get doxxed like jaidenanimations

what if your oshi took a break but her mic was still on and you could hear the reverb of her farts in the toilet bowl

Look I just think that Squ should stick her tongue so far down filian's throat she starts to suffocate

layna good

>>78000124
>>78001450
pink cat lesbian

>DEADLINE IS IN 25 HOURS!!
>It's the pink cat's 31st birthday! Submissions for Nyanners' birthday card are closing soon.

>I don't have any funny images of pink cat.
Art and reactions: https://mega.nz/folder/WW5SxSxK#RO0I0umTCNFDFN07ndw3pg
>I dunno what to make my tile about.
https://www.youtube.com/@Nyanners/shorts
Games she has liked: Fallout 3, WoW, Elden Ring, OOT, Oblivion, Palworld.
Any weird/funny fetish.
Trains
Gachi.
That donkey.
Hag status.
Merch, like from Goodsimle, YouToonz, Makeship
Her corpo VNUS!
Nyan Clones.
Her friends! Silvervale, Veibae, Tobs, Snuffy, Hinabobina.
Her dog Kino!
>Last year's card: https://files.catbox.moe/s1730s.png (45 submissions! Let's beat our record!)

No pomf, and any pre-vtuber references are not recommended. If it doesn't attract dramafags or make Nyan uncomfortable it's ok. If your unsure, You can ask me.
Other then that, Tiles must be SFW and have dimensions that are a multiple of 200 (i.e. 200x200, 400x400, 200x400). Have fun.
>Ending: 7PM PDT. 13th. https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/birthday?iso=20240613T22&p0=179&msg=Birthday+Countdown

what if your oshi accidentally flushed themselves down the toilet

>>78001496
using sleepyhead paste to spread on toast

>>78001545
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>>78001612
>31st
it was better when it was 31th

>>78001616
do they get stuck in the plumbing? Cause you could just plunge them out

>>78001549
I agree but she should make Fil gently squeeze her prominent womb bump too

i like what ifs about hypothetical streams because it makes me think its a chuuba testing stream ideas here

>>78001616
I'd show her around Ratropolis

>>78001612

>>77999945
Are you playing it right now? Should I upload a Sim so you can download him into your Household?

>>78001616
I would laugh and piss myself at the epic skibidi toilet reference

>>78001325
I would spam headpats

>>78000410
incredibly broken person who grew up in an actual cult. It gets worse as she grows up if you can even believe it

>>78000867
it's actually kinda upsetting how many chuubas get a VR setup and only use it to fuck around in VRC instead of ever playing the best VR game

>>78001738
grimmi.....

>>78001325
Get distracted by the sounds

>>77999887
I will backlink it to humiliate you

>>78001250
I'm feeling generous https://litter.catbox.moe/b6fpqy.jpg

Tobs voice keeps getting youtube pooped

>>78000410

>>78001477
i was breaking stuff for fun like typewrighters? typerighter? type wrighter? you know what i mean i broke one of those but it was already broken so it wasnt a waste it was so fun and breaking my little brothers old toys and lightning them on fire and just kinda like hitting them with a hammer really hard until pieces came off and giggling like an idiot

>>78001697
which one do you think is gonna stream >>78001545

>>78000519
did you show her?

>>78001805

>>78001734
Thanks for the gift Goro! Very cute anon.

>>78001825
typewriter

>>78000771
All of those look incredibly flat. Grind boxes and cylinders while you're at it.

>>78001825
>typewrighters? typerighter? type wrighter?
keep trying

>>78001805

>>78000410
She's kind of a weirdo even by vtuber standards

>>78001805
I would have preferred batcock honestly

>>77999949
Buhh

>>78001325
bat would do it as a bit but then find herself unable to stop as she does an hour of distracted zatsu

>>78001805
die

>>78000587
believe or not these are tasty

>>78001328
>kinda

>>78001951
Has she managed to derail one yet?

Squ is hotter dressed as fil than in her normal clothes

>>78001914
i'm disappointed the one holding the gun here is lyra, but maggotchamp isn't the one holding the gun in the other version.

>>78001325
Coqmeat was just talking about these

HA

>>78001995
Not yet

>>78001993
i love this gift so much

>>78001752
Is it true that Grimmi was a baby that survived Waco?

>>78002033
what the fuck it was a kiwi?

>>78002033
Golden kiwis are pog as fuck

>>78002033
why is it brown?

>>78002033
mangochuds irreversibly btfo

>>78001542
that wouldn't do anything

>>78002059
she's not in her 30s, no

>>78002120
why are you?

>>78001993
The Suckler

>>78002033
why is it not fuzzy? i thought kiwis were fuzzy? if kiwis had smooth peels i'd understand eating the skin

>>78002171
KEK

Is arctic eggs supposed to be a rage game or is it just her?

>>78002168
I thought Grimmi was like 32?

So what's the occasion for Juni streaming on a Wednesday?

>>78002120
crop side effect of the brown invasion of europe

>>78002171
it's 4am, i'm not one of you

>>78002154
It actually does except for unironic schizos and stalkers

>>78002059
>impossible..

>>78002033
i was about to post about how filian really just got squ to bite into a raw potato
fucking plot twist

i get that it's pride month but you guys are such retarded faggots

what if your oshi did a roast stream where all her vtuber pals got up and took turns making fun of her and at the end she went up and revealed she was sobbing horribly the entire time and was like why are you guys being so mean to me

>>78002229
Yes.

>>78002273
She absolutely is lmfao don't listen to those fags

>>78002340
they're having a fart off

>>78002294
yeah, most people don't actually have bad intentions, they just don't think about people beyond themselves, so they need to be told.

>>78002340
slut

Thinkin of Bean

>>78002273
Your first mistake was believing anything rrats here say

>>78002357
>pride month
/lig/ is retarded and gay the whole year tho?

squ and filian are so retarded together
i love them

>>78002340
i'd eat that nutella and pretend its her poo haha

>>78002229
I like her singing out of rage it's very relatable

>>78002357

>>78002381
what if after the crying they revealed the entire crew was in on it and that the end bit was an andy kaufman level gotcha to the audience?

/lig/germen
What do you call the chuuba DNS?
Alice Lookup
Who is the most optimistic chuuba and why is it Alice Sawyer?
Because she's always looking up
Why did the /lig/german keep calling Alice "Google"?
She's good at looking up
When Alice looks up at Jason's penis, what does she say?
I Sawyer cock

>>78002229

womp womp

>>78002210
Gold kiwis are a distinct species from standard kiwis, they far less fuzzy and a bit softer in texture

>>78002381
anon you took this from an American Dad episode

>>78002461
>>78002407
hmmmm

>>78002381
Do a SAW VI

>>78002381
did you just watch that american dad episode

>>78002564

>>78002381
God, that's a nice idea. Delicious. Supreme.

>>78002590
i think i would take a bite out of a golden kiwi without peeling it

does Yuzu have balls?

>>78002564

>>78001545
I would lower the volume and not mention it as to avoid embarrassing her.

>>78002564

Do you guys even watch streams

>>78002673
Why do you have a pic of my nuts

>>78002780
I have two monitors

i think Squ should step on Filian, leaving behind just a tomato colored stain

>>78002588
Joe Bidens biggest threat

>>78002780
Why would I do that when I’m not jerkin it?

>>78001505
Learn English. This sentence is a fucking mess.

>>78002780
This is /lig/, of course not

>>78002780
Im watching 2 streams at once

>>78002564

>>78002780
no

>>78002638
>>78002602
*runs out of the thread really quickly*

I’m gonna say it
squchan is fat

>>78002780
yes, i have three monitors.

>>78002780
Watching Jets, Nino and Dokibird

>>78002811
do you only shave one of them?

>>78002780
I took 260 screenshots of Filian.

>>78002780
I have two streams up on different monitors and a tab to shitpost in /here/ open

>Dev is in chat.
>Askes them for any brap or shit content in the game.
Why does she do this.

>>78002780

>>78002780
Only when an oldfag is streaming

beri is never fucking a real man its over for me

>>78002889
no don't run I'm gonna do a SAW VI

>>78002932
No it is naturally that

>>78002956
She’s pink.

>>78002780
I only watch Lucy. The rest of the time I'm absorbing what's going on in the /lig/ger sphere through this thread alone.

Shoutout to this classic Grimmi clip

juniper actias maimed me and left me in an open clearing to scream lure out the rest of my squad to be picked off one by one

>>78001825
Kill yourself
>I was being a destructive shithead and I loved it
>Also I can't spell "writer" because I was educated in the Bible belt
>Plus I'm a pyromaniac

>>78003061
okay but you lived so I think you still got the best end of that deal

>>78001805
Neck.

>>78003083
Stop being a cunt.

Wait why did para decide to attention whore?
Last month she was all like uuuu don't go in this dorito bag freaks obsessed with gloves

Great stream, it was fun liveposting with you.
Sleep well snackers.

how old is grimmi

>>78003266
CLEAVAGE

>>78003266
did they kill the dog

>>78003036
Grimmi is so real for that

>>78002780
I'm watching Doki

Vesper stream soon, yap stream.

what if your oshi was like omg anon check out this video it's really really really really funny you have to watch it right now and she started laughing just thinking of it and then she shoved her phone in your face and played this https://youtu.be/0q1PKv0NfMw?si=5oF-a5snszOcjseH and also it was 3am

Beri has over 300 screenshots of dating sims on her Switch

>>78003266
Sleep well anon, it was a fun one

>>78003266
me on the floor gooned out of my mind

>>78003036
Why does she escalate so quickly when she panics

>>78003366
she just like me fr fr

>>78003350
I push her down the stairs

>>78003366
Don't you screenshot every CG in general?

>>78003366

>>78003350
Sounds like what Pippa or Olivia would do

>>78003315
It was the second time she slipped up with fag to boot

>>78003299
yeah it was kinda wicked and also BRUTAL

>>78002673
you can eat kiwis with the skin on
t. I do

>>78003398
life flashed before her eyes as she imagined the sound of a thousand obese vtweeters in the distance

what if your oshi did a stream one time where she could only speak in riddle and rhyme but despite all her practice she was kinda slow because she didnt.. words.. enough she know?

>>78003470
what's your problem
like, medically
what synapses formed incorrectly in your think pan for you to do that

>>78003350
i would accept it and pat her head. its not really any different than that time nyan lost her mind at family guy.

>>78003470
is the mouthfeel similar to gobbling on someone's hairy testicles, or does it just look like that?

>>78003036
why no sound?

>>78003266
kys rtxfaggot

>>78002780
Yeah, my oshi is streaming in circa one hour. God, I love Coqui.

>>78003036
I miss her old model

>>78003391
Are Hungarian women at the same level as Dutchwomen?

>>78003532
nta it's good for your anus

>>78003083
It's like the song Kerosene says, there's nothing to do in small towns outside of sleeping with easy women and setting things on fire.

>>78003421
most VNs have CG galleries so you don't have to

>>78003621
functions normally on my device

>>78003470
how do you deal with the poison injected by all the hairs?

>>78003215
Did you read what they said. (You)

>>78003621
pebkac

I still think Nino cheats and does all of her games before stream and just fakes it. She’s “clutched” too many times

>>78003800
>but whatabout
Stop deflecting, cunt.

>>78003813
100%

>>78003758
>>78003810
I just went to the catalog and other soundposts work. Just not that one.

what if your oshi was a fujo but for weird not normal stuff. like she didn't want metal gear characters to fuck she wanted the guys from like better call saul and the boys from south park to fuck

Jets is a liar. She had serious baby fever when she was playing Death Stranding.

>>78003421
its more about screenshotting moments that ARENT the cgs that really get you worked up

>>78003743
that's not true at all, when I lived in a rural area I did exactly what I do now: being a loser on the internet

>>78002780
I don't know when my Oshi will go live but I'll hang out with her friends in a bit.

>>78003894
yeah, sometimes they just don't work for me too. most of the time they do, so its not really an issue.

>>78003350
3AM giggles are something else, man. Nothing is funnier than it is at 3AM

>>78003632
seething woman

>>78003919
UHHHHHH WHOS GONNA TELL HIM

>>78003931
Give it time, the moment she goes to see her sister's baby it'll hit hard and she'll have to admit it

>>78003919
>the boys from south park to fuck
i dated a girl like that
in fact there was literally a south park episode about that

>>78003931
It's hits ever woman differently some later in life but seeing a baby will help

>>78003485
I would tell her to script it next time, since the idea is there but the execution needs work

>Work sets you free
didn't think Jets would pull that one out

Which incantation do I recite to break the seals releasing the full extent of Grimmi's baby fever?

>>78003931
dont post her here please she makes me upset

>>78003621
He put 2 sounds tags in the filename for some reason and the extension defaults to the first one which isn't a link

>>78003715
Hungarian women are master sluts, working entire crowds at once.
Dutch women set their sights on one man and drain them for life.

>>78002780
yes, to my great detriment
these silly cute anime women have replaced all other human connections in my life

>>78003083
we use panko images here to make fun of spelling mistakes sir
we dont sperg out like redditors and attack our fellow liggers upbringing

You people disgust me.

>>78003860
Not a deflection. They should die for their obviously antisocial behaviour.

>>78004178
wow jets a holocaust reference thats real classy

>>78004224
i wonder how many times those things have shit on people. still, cute animals.

>>78004264

>>78004028
tell me what
>>78004224
wtf are those

>>78004224
hehe look at them go

>>78003350
I was going to show her an animated video of Family Guy characters singing Memories by Maroon 5 but I can't find the specific video I like, I think it's deleted

Uuuuu Vesper

I am going to make beribug's fupa and huge clown tits wiggle from the force of slamming my cock into her

*starts having a hairball*

>>78004224
any binturong vtubers?

>>78004264
You dont even know about the Sarubox

Why does Yuzu know the story of League so well?

>>78004224
they're just passing through

>>78004264
The two and a half feet of forehead above your eyes disgusts me

>>78002862
imagine if one day there's a variation of this, but trump instead of mattarella

what if you got one chance to sacrifice part of your body for the chance to spend the rest of your life happy with your oshi but you didn't sacrifice enough so the magick was spoiled and your oshi came to hate your disfigured form instead

>>78004429
I used to know League lore before they retconned summoners existing

>>78004429
i didn't know league even had story
like what the fuck is arcane even about, why did they make a show about league

>>78004401
There is one

>>78004229
>Hungarian women have AoE attacks
>Dutch women have ST attacks
Interesting. Dutch women naturally want a single mate for life. Can Hungarian women even?

>>78004477
I still get to spend the rest of my life with her? Sounds like a deal to me.

>>78004474
>pizza hut
hell yea

>>78004353
Binturongs

>>78003266
Finished to squ

>>78003715
Biggest sluts out there.

>>78004536
You are selling me more on Dutch women

>>78004474
why is it always pizza hut. its been pizza hut for like 18 years.

>>78004205
How can a deliciously flat Aussie chuuba do that?

>>78004615
nice

>>78003919
>fujo but for weird not normal stuff
Do you mean crackships like Sonic the Hedgehog and The Statue of Liberty or do you mean Sonic the Hedgehog and Tails "Miles" Prower still "weird" because they're non-human animals, Tails is eight, and in a relationship with a Space plant named Cosmo?
Either way, I would like to know more. What chemistry do they see in their fujo fantasies?

>>78002780
Usually it's more like listen to and half watch occasionally out of my peripheral vision

>>78004353
bro gus was literally gay and if one character is gay then it makes it so much easier to ship them with the others especially when its GUS frickin FRING and theres just too many good dynamics
>>78004397
this implies that they clean themselves by licking themselves like a cat

>>78004614
Fuck.

>>78004666
He has been like that for the last 5 days

>>78004614
hows france so low?

what if your oshi was playing heavy rain as like a meme and was making fun of the game for being shitty but then the rape scene happens and she starts having a panic attack and crying and scrambles to turn the game off and then just quickly ends the entire stream and deletes the vod and didn't mention it ever again

>>78004819
They are ugly and smell bad.

>>78004245
I'm not attacking their upbringing. No one was raised to set fire to shit. This degenerate is an awful human who desires nothing but destruction

>>78004651
Take the stroopwafel pill

slime time

https://www.twitch.tv/leaflit

stop with the shitty hypotheticals

What if Grimmi was barefoot

>>78004819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnfkTb9e1w8

>>78004809
sorry ill stop

what if your oshi wouldnt stop posting shitty hypotheticals

>>78004849
i assume that will be jets, when she goes down the cage hole.

>>78004897
yeah these ones arent whimsy theyre just weird and uncomfortable

>>78004893
Time to find out what happened to her earlier today

I'm out of videos games to play

>>78004897
What if your oshi didnt like what if scenarios?

>>78004659
anime was built on pizza hut

>>78004614
So Oli is either of Czech or Hungarian ancestry then

>>78004614
Based Albania and Iceland

>>78004849
I desire a Dutchwoman to latch onto me for life

>>78004965
ohhhh like OUT of videogames

>>78004849
I would obviously be shook that she reacted that way

>>78004819
Undeserved sense of being above it

>>78004965
you should play megaman legends i was gonna post a joke game but megaman legends is fucking awesome

>>78004897
What if you saw multiple hypotheticals in reply to your post?

>>78005035

>>78004878
Watching her streams she getting into my heart and she is small even better

what if

>>78004666
Hanging around the back of the Cynapse cloneworks for the daily flushing of the tanks and running off with a slightly defective (her combat training randomly activates and she tries to smother me in my sleep) but free Jetswife!

>>78004920
oh

>>78005133
grimmi

>>78004937
I'd ask her to post them directly to my DMs because I want her attention

>>78003266
>>78002340
>>78002033
>>78000215
>>77999980
God I wish shyrei (squchan) would bully my worthless mutilated little penis

>>78004923
Are you the Meat's my mom guy

>>78005197
Based

>Train Derailed Instantly
kek

>>78004965
HOW. How. HOW?!

clunge

EVERYBUGGY

shontoes

>>78004819
Probably unfavorable tax policies on pornography

>>78004819
The porn is usually just amateurs putting something online.