/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

nice op fuckup
this isn't even yae

Nice subject field

>no subject
One job

Shit thread, but I love my ghost wife, Alias!

im busy jacking off, send your complaints to someone who cares

VSPO EN will surely debut this year

>comin
>no subject
>unrelated honkai impact type image

She's really going hard for a public asmr

>>78003778
It's just superior Japanese ASMR

>>78003778
Check out Seldea's ASMR when you get the chance

Why is the OP not even Yae?

>>78004185
OP is a faggot

>>78004183
>another comfort woman with fat tits
Nice

My brain is gone

>>78004185
To be fair, I belive it is art by Yae's mama, so they probably were under the idea that it was Yae, but it's definitely not.

I just gooned hooooly shit

This succubus holy shit

And now to wait until Friday night
Yes I am a whore

>>78005088
ye, her artist mama, my yae folder includes their art, i was supposed to pick this one but i clicked the one literally next to it, i was actually fapping so i honestly forgot the subject and didnt check the name, woprking on load 4

Mari has kicked Kouromi out till next week

https://x.com/koumariya/status/1801072429357572139

>>78008113
It's so fuck Kouver

>>78008113
I'm going to fucking kou myself

Mari needs to meet with the teachers to explain that she met her donothon goals and now needs an alternative sex model and fansly account

She hates me... what did I do to deserve this?

>every other vtuber I watch is afraid of doing ear licking and kissing ASMR now
>V4mirai girls just keep doing it
damn are they actually getting away with it

If you haven't been glued to twitter Mono is on the cytube feeding her own SOTC monotism

>>78008113
why even live...

>>78008775
She had to choose the faggiest sounding video about it

>>78008737
Yae lives the giri giri life style.

Weaponised autism

mariya on twitter

>>78008737
If you ever notice, Yae specifically waits 1 whole hour before doing any explicit triggers specifically to avoid this kinda shit.
Also even when they do lose monotization they literally dont give a shit. Or at least Yae doesnt. As long as they dont start banning the girls they'll just keep going

>>78008113
so what do I do now?

>>78010811
sadly jork it

I miss my wife

numbers sensei HATE

Numbers-sensei go suck it

Mono really finishes a game then drags you by the hair to watch videos doing whole-ass dissections of the game

>>78013227
Mono does it the right way. Finish game, look for plushie merch to commemorate the occasion, then start looking up analyses to see if you missed anything.

>>78013227
She should watch the matthewmatosis video on it if she hasn't already.

>yumi streams at a completely uncontested timeslot
>Nova overlaps her
bratty doctor needs correction

>>78005858
What are we lewding to i wasn't paying attention

>>78014583
I want to say she's got the time wrong

>>78016113
Yae

>>78014583
Pretty sure that Nova stream should be PM and not AM

>>78017238
yea I checked and she just put it as AM instead of PM

Ghoul morning!
Any ghost sightings in the last 5 hours?

>>78019293
She dropped by Seri's chat for a bit
She also wished someone a happy womb escape day

>>78019293
Yeah, on me

>>78010578
That's the thing with YT and ear licking. You need to wait around 30 minutes or more to avoid it's AI fucking you up

Can't stop thinking about Mari

The fact that there was no Mari today has done damage to my psyche that only seeing Mari again can heal

Ghoul night

Yumi in an hour and a half

I'm not even a regular or from this thread. Don't die

Yumi owes me sex

>>78026351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4vi3Twt8d8

>>77999620
unironically everyone that is serious about ASMR does them nude (or just wearing panties) because
1) clothes make random unwanted noise
2) the acoustically treated box or small room gets hot as fuck
3) be able to do heartbeats without removing clothing

>>78029306
My wife and daughter mean the world to me bros

>>78029306
Not sure I will make it past this stream

>>78029306
This stream will kill me but I'll die a happy father.
I hope that dirty homewrecker doesn't try to ruin my marriage on father's day like she did when I visited the cafe.

>>78029798
would be kino if she started an arc where that dirty homewrecker wants to get pregnant with (You)r child too

>>78028402
oh yeah, I don't get page 10 notifs without the subject to not get spammed on random catalog bait I'm browsing. Thanks fren!

My love for Mono Monet grows stronger every day.

This is my first time watching Alias, I have never seen someone be this bad at Fallout, its funny as fuck. Is she always like this?

Paizuri from Yae

>>78032337
She's not a gamor.

>>78032757
Yeah just finished it saw it was a month ago without a follow up.

>>78032337
She's playing Monster Hunter the day after tomorrow, it's going to be hilarious again. Alias doesn't play vidya very often, maybe once every two weeks. She did 2 streams of Another Crab's treasure. It took her 4 hours and like 50 deaths to beat the first boss. I'd suggest checking that out too if you're into suffering.

>>78033171
It's monster hunter stories tho

>>78032337
>>78033171
You should force her to play 2D games, they are easier for people with no gaming skills
Like force her to play retro mario or something to build the hand eye coordination needed for harder 2D games and go from there
On second thought maybe retro mario is too hard for her, she should play something easier

>>78034141
She should play Mario Wonder. The badges will allow her to tune the difficulty and the required story stages are easy enough for a child to complete.

>>78034141
I want to force her into playing less games, tbhdesufrfr. Alias also gets motion sickness from video games. She threw up last time she played roblox.

>>78034412
>Alias also gets motion sickness from video games.
ah so she should be an exclusive 2D-chad

>>78034141
She should play dwarf fortress

>>78002329
Which chuuba is this one? I went to all the links and none seemed like they were her. Maybe Yae Yugiri?
Sadly reverse search leads to an artist with a locked account.

>>78035089
None, op is a retard. It's drawn by Yae's art mama though.

>>78035089
See >>78006254. Op was too busy fapping to make the thread properly.

>>78035089
>Which chuuba is this one?
none
>Sadly reverse search leads to an artist with a locked account.
>they locked their account again
i'll never understand artists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Idh8Gs367Nc
Kiri highlight vid of her learning street signs stream. She's actually getting good numbers with these.

https://x.com/REMKanashibari/status/1801211345154486723
Did REM really go that hard on Ring Fit yesterday?

>>78035715
She put her age as 3 and put it on easy mode.

>>78035715
if your activity level is literally 0 anything can be a workout

REM plays favourites Mono plays favourites everyone does

It feels nice that Yae has 0 schizos

>>78036005
The favourites? All me.

>>78036044
Just me

REM pronebone while she scrolls through tiktok and yaps about zoomer stuff, only occasionally pushing her butt back against you to give the notion that she's participating.

>>78036044
Yae's just a pro at fanservice in every sense. She gives a ton of sexy service to the point where there's never a reason to beg her to do more, she's good about communicating with fans so no one really feels left out. She makes sure you know that everything she does is something she wants to do, and not simply something to manipulate you into giving money. She's a genuine streamer that just wants to make you (and your dick) happy.

I love Yae

>>78038531
But i want to make her happy too...

>>78038623
We can only do so much...

>>78038623
Same anon, she deserves it

https://x.com/pillowdearASMR/status/1801236585125462348
Pillow now has a manager

>>78039123
that's not a manager, that's slenderman!

>>78037681
Pronebone is literally the only position where a girl can't give disinterested sex.

>>78036044
Wouldn't that imply that schizo's oshi is Yae?

>>78039123
That manager? Vee-sensei

>>78040045
Her pay? ASMR kisses

>>78040703
@Aliasanono !
@Aliasanono !
@Aliasanono !

bad lobotomorning! >:)

>>78039123
Manager = boyfriend

>>78041453
yeah, me

>>78041453
Yeah me

>>78041453
Yeah, me, soon to be husband.

>>78041453
yeah, taph

>>78041453
That boyfriend? Me.

>>78041389
Good morning rat. I like our nova fans

Luv me sum stormys
Luv me sum yaymans
Luv me sum cowhais
Luv me sum dabemonos
Luv me sum broomeights
Luv me sum rentries
Luv me sum baguettes
Luv me sum rates

Luv me sum Vee4Mirai, simple as

Don't trust Komari
You've been warned
She will ask for more robux

>>78043536
my daughter deserves the world

Kouhais, did Mari hit 10k? If not, how far away is she?

>>78043878
Supposedly less than 1k left

>>78043878
She's less than 1k away but she also said she wants to look into "conversion rates" since so much of the money came from gifted memberships. Even if that one guy gifted in CAD instead of ARS that's -200 bucks or so from what it would be in USD which is pretty significant as far as the stretch goals are concerned.

>>78046037
Yeah this is why streamlabs for donation goals is so important. Gift subs on YouTube are so easy to cheat out and annoying to track the money you get from it. I'm happy for Mari but I do worry about how she organized this whole thing.

>>78046037
Oh okay thanks, she's not my oshi but I was thinking of streamlabing something small since I like the idea of it. I'll wait for the updated list. Also isn't a standard canadian membership 7 CAD? I think their 50 gifted is 350, don't quote me on that.

>>78046516
For the purposes of membership gifts it's 5CAD = 5USD.

>>78046516
The guy posted this pic in Mariya's channel which says it's 250 CAD for 50 gifted.

Really missing Mari rn

Thinking about Mari

https://x.com/VeeSensei/status/1801294496472436816
Sensei stream tomorrow

>>78048795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwE_UMFgMn8

>>78048795
fuck yeah

>>78040832

https://x.com/DrNOVAe/status/1801302031610823120
?????

>>78046037
I can't wait to be proven right on the ARSfag. I want to be wrong but I'm not holding my breath.

>>78050028
yeah yeah grandma, let's get you your juice cup

Thinking about emo Bonnie

Thinking about my wife and daughter

I LOVE YOU, ALIAS!

Catching up on vods at 2x speed and Rhubarb is literally Bugs Bunny

The more I listen to Bonnie the more I want to fuck her, this isn't healthy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yY0tePnagNE
Kiri BeamNG

https://x.com/mono_monet/status/1801312403428426199
Good mononing!

>>78050028
swag and skibidi in the same sentence is really funny

>>78051821
kiri is doing numbers wtf, the market for racing autism chuubas was that untapped?

>ping from sensei
>Live in 23 hours
she's playing with my heart again

>>78052654
I still haven't found any other vtubers that are that into cars

>>78052654
There's basically no vtubers into racing games. She's also doing decent numbers on twitter and her shorts.

In being racist against Italians, Kiri has finally proven herself to be a real vtuber.

https://x.com/Aliasanono/status/1801320188320825755
Ghoul morning!

>>78052762
Women in general honestly. I only knew one girl who was truly into cars, but her JDM obsession and multiple drift cars was the most tame thing about her

Oh she's fucked it now

>>78053532
Nothing a quick turn won't fix

She didn't need that <everything> anyways

Not to numberfag but... seems like some of our girls are picked up by the youtube ASMR algorithm. There are some crazy VOD multipliers on there. I'm happy since it means V4ASMR isn't going anywhere.

Kiri got noticed by the Gran Turismo twitter account

>it's so tight
>I'm scared to take it to the next level
Well, add another one in the ASMR arms race

>>78053869
Yeah I've noticed Yae's recent video's been getting consistent new comments since last night. Someone pointed out that some twitter account was asking about favorite ASMRtubers with Yae's new vod as the main post, but I'm sure that's just more proof it showed up in their algorithm more than anything.

>>78054795
Who?

>>78054890
I am always amazed by how many people just turn up for ASMR and never tune in for another stream. Not like girls here are playing FOTM games everyone has played, this is mostly a zatsu company.

>>78055002
Kiri.

>>78055082
God, I wish she would join the arms race with her slag accent.

>>78055082
Speaking of, I could never take an ASMR from her seriously unless its like "Whispering to you in the bathroom of a techno club" because her voice is too slaggy

>>78055080
I listen to ASMRs multiple times. I have a sleeping playlist filled only with my oshi's ASMRs.

>>78055450
Totally understandable, I do that too. I was more talking about the crazy amount of people who only show up to live ASMR and don't watch any other content the people put out.

>>78055080
It's just unironic coomer brain. They only want the experience but without any of the personal involvement. Hell most people would just search up ASMR, put anything that looks nice and and roll with it. They could probably give 2 shits about the actual girl involved, since most ASMRs are just RP shit anyway. Why bother getting inolved with a girl when your first impression with them is a fake roleplay?
That said only Alias really hones in on the RP stuff, the other asmrs are all pretty personal, and only really RP is you wanna be schizo and assume all the girls are just playing up fake roles, which is just the usual vtuber stereotype but I rather not get into that.

TLDR Average ASMR listener doesnt have time or desire to give a fuck about the person behind the ASMR

I don't think she'll be walking away from that one

Whats the likelihood that gen 4 will have more ASMR coom baiters?

>>78055706
REM also does a lot of RP too.

>>78055706
I really cant get into Alias since its an hour of yapping and RP but it is great that she gets an outlet for her acting and people seem to love it

>>78036044
So you're telling me that I can fulfill a role and be useful to Yae, yippee!

For anon purposes this is joke.

>>78055706
Meanwhile I basically can't even listen to ASMR if I don't care, I don't think I'd even glance at Mono's if I weren't also watching her get mindbroken by colossi.

>>78056549
Theres potential to be a negative role model, theres a niche to fill as being a person so unhinged that it makes the normally problematic anons self reflect and tone down their tism.

I am a Yae schizo, but I just have it really under control lately.

>>78056572
Same. I'm faithful because I don't desire any women besides Mari, not for any moral reasons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEIVz8prkZ8
Ala guerrilla Minecraft

Alias watches more streams than I do

>>78056572
Same but Alias. However, I will watch other ASMRs and livepost every sentence of them if our thread is getting raided.

Alicja...

Yae is a whore

>>78055080
That's me, I'm getting my asmr fix that I don't really get from Vshojo.

>>78058260
Yeah, mine.

>arrive at liquer store
>cute tan japanese woman kneeling down in my way at the asian section
>my brain assumes its Yae and shuts down
>almost crash into her trying to get umeshu
>leave and never look back
Why am i like this, i think my brain receded to my teenage years and doesnt function at all around tan asians because of her

there's something in portugal's water

>>78058542
And just like that, you lost the chance of a lifetime.

>>78058260
Yes, I pay for her services and she brings me happiness.

>>78058332
I remember Mel was trying it out, did it not pan out?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGLHgHPCBKc
Nova Poppy Playtime

>>78058567
is the doctor ok?

nova is weirder than usual today

>>78058250
pretty sure Kiri raided one of the globie guys instead of the cow sadly.

Ugly badstards stay winning

>>78058724
She did some but it is still super rare to get a vshojo asmr, you have no idea how incredibly spoiled V4M fans are in that area. So for me it's great that they are filling that niche out nicely.

>>78058936
Ala put her waiting room up a few mins after Kiri ended, so she wasn't an option for the raid

nova keeps saying yolo and swag next to skibidi
she might be older than I expected

nova mews by default

sorry to all the labrats but we need to put nova to sleep

>>78055706
To be fair you kind of have no choice about this when it comes to JP ASMR girls. Can't really enjoy their zatsus or gameplay as much when you can't understand them. But that's what's great about Yae, the fact that she gives the full JP experience but also in English.

>>78059487
I only heard darling but maybe because I just watch Yae all the time and am used to how she speaks

Nova gives that "young(ish) teacher that started teaching because she used to love children but realized only a few months in how much of little shits they can be, so she still tries to relate to them but regrets it every time" vibes

>>78059705
Everything about Yae was designed to appeal to me

nova should play ring fit again

MONO KARAOKE TODAY
FELIZ JUEVES

MILMM

relistening to yaes asmr
she really is the perfect woman

Mari in 30 minutes!!!!!!!

non consensually hugging nova!

>>78061354
When she started giggling and kissing, i had the dumbest smile on my face.

Mari Gear Sold 2 part 3
https://youtu.be/rY-NN_iQ5ak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY-NN_iQ5ak
Mari time

I love Mari

my body is reacting on its own

Did I miss the Mari stream of her doing scratch offs?

>>78063245
She cancelled that one

>>78063245
Moved to next week

non stop horror slop will be the end of me

>>78063435
just play other games Yumi, pretty sure all broomates would like other genres

>You like me Fatman?
Yes, yes I do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMqToCSIS0Y
REM ASMR

OH SHIT A RRAT

>>78064428
Cute rrat

>>78064428
cheesed to meet you

>>78064428
OGEY

>steprat I'm stuck
you have to be fucking kidding me

>>78064687
rem's asmr rps are comedy skits

I love my wife

Mari...

What is wrong with REM?

>>78065061
She's currently stuck in a glue trap.

Mari is the first VTuber I have seen that's actually getting better at MGS as she plays instead of staying bad at it for five whole games.
>>78065061
She's British.

I'll miss REM...

>>78065161
sasuga vampidol

>>78065161
>She's British.
Is it terminal?

Sex

You are now imagining REM's mangled corpse after cats passed by

Jesus Christ yae

AND SHE KEEPS GETTING MORE SEX

Getting oiled up with REM on the glue trap

>>78065970
>my dick

actual succubus

posting here to remind you all that Pippa is cute. and also kinda parasocial

Good evening to all second class tabemonos.

Yae is so horny today, we need a member ASMR now

MY FUCKING PEEEEEENIiiiiiiS

>>78066343
my wife...

I open Yae's stream and the first thing I see is her making the asset even more revealing

>>78067220
She can toggle tiddy size

boss battle with Yae where her armor progressively falls off as you do damage to her

Of course Yae was looking up Slaanesh

I need to titfuck Yae

I need Yae

>>78067303
Another day, another reason to live from Yae

What did Pillow mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxutQo46ff5_8W3gqSPVZHPNRDAtVPYnai

is it me or you can see her areola?

>>78067934
imagine spending a day in bed being doted on by Alias and Pillow

Not like this...

REMRAT LOVE

I'm gonna miss RAT...

Yaemen is this real?

>>78067934
The grift is working

>>78067303
Is Yae secretly the futa succubus I've been trying to summon all these years?

>>78068232
It's accurate

>>78068232
sounds about right

>>78068232
Yes

I like when Mari goes uuuu

Why does Mari have 0 (zero) gaming commentary skills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxLFcHk_sY0
Mono time!

>>78069321
Most of her brain power is dedicated to 24/7 KouHai tracking, sorry.

>>78069321
It's very bad

>>78069321
It's weird, she can zatsu forever but this is like 99% game audio and .9% gasping

https://youtu.be/OtwfzodOmM0
forgot this existed

MONO SAYS FUCK THE NEIGHBOURS

Did somebody say desu?

>The next anime I'm making you watch is Rozen Maiden
DESU DESU DESU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRgSyfddKXg
i need alias to tease me until I'm a quivering mess

I need Yae to ride me right now.

I knew she wouldn't be able to resist listening to Johnny instead of Solidus and Ocelot.

Yaes driving is hilarious, no doubt she's an Asian woman

Having an AV class with Mono!

>>78069321
Any corpo specializing in GFE has no business asking their talents to play games

>>78069321
Mari gets really engrossed in the games that her kamioshi plays and genuinely wants to understand them

>>78070324

>>78070460
>>78070324
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4m0AuotwTE

for some reason it took 1hr+ for me to cum to yae's kisses asmr this morning

mono vrchat dj party on the 21st
- vr set not required, mnk OK
- there might be a user cap for 60-70
- it will NOT be streamed
- she'll try to record it

>>78070763
That's love

>>78070807
Going to really make those second class anons upset

>>78070807
>working late on the 21st
>>78070973
YEAH ME, FUCK

>>78070807
>there might be a user cap for 60-70
That's only a bit more than our usual cytube hangout, guess we'll be having a tabemono battle royale that day

>>78070832
i dont think that's how it works

>>78060856
THIS ONE THIS ONE THIS ONE

>>78070807
...but elden ring

>>78070807
mono i love you but i'm playing elden ring.

>>78071314
>>78071347
Ah shit I forgot
>can't even call out because my boss is gonna think I'm calling out for ER and I would if I didn't know he might call me out on it to be fair
it's so over for me

I love Mono Monet

>>78072043
Are you a first-class tabemono?

Mono baby...

>>78072150
My first mono stream

>>78072146
Probably not

>>78072307
Unlucky

Petalightoverlap

Mono going for these lower notes has me feeling some way...

I don't understand Yae and Pillow, but I like it

CHIPI CHIPI CHAPA CHAPA

>>78072571
And she makes me laugh my heart out a few minutes later

>>78072829
Opposites make great combos, plus yae probably reminds pillow of her mom so its easy for awkward pillow to socialize with

Something about the maid costume makes her tits look tittier. I love bikinis man. But push up bra is also good.

>>78072995
they look smaller

>>78022452
>>78022452
>>78022452

>>78072307
It doesn't mean anything.

Mari just said I'm her boyfriend.
Kind of weird actually since we're already married.

>>78073102
Compact vs. just hanging loose in her swimsuit because all of her clothes are in the laundry basket because she was going to do the laundry (yesterday) and hasn't left her apartment in 5 days except to go outside at 9 PM after the sun has mostly set to jaunt down the street to the 7-11 and get some disposable 7-11 sushi that's 2 days old.

tabemonos mind controlling themselves into thinking they are inferior is funny

Huh. Been watching pillowed ear for a year and v4m for 7 months. Time skirts.

>I think that's it!

Will bake
Yes I'll fix it

>>78073470
I'm definitely a better tabemono than any of you

>>78073817
Fuck you, ill suck your dick fag. Im a way better tabemono than you are

It's too bad I drank myself stupid yesterday and spent all day hung over in the heat. I really don't have it in me to drink along with Mono tonight.

>>78073963
I go5chu, i took tomorrow off

why is kiri growing on me
I don't like this

>>78074439
You're falling for the childhood friend who drags you to her room to gush about her favorite hobby

Oh shes gonna gush alright

God, MGS2 fucking sucks

I'm sorry Mono. I'm a worthless second-class tabemono and missed the beginning of your karaoke.

>>78075635
just attend the next Offkai to be promoted back to first class

>>78073387
I was gonna comment on how vivid your description was but then I saw
>disposable sushi
What sushi isn't disposable?

Baking

Mono is so fucking cute

>>78076028
>>78076028
>>78076028