/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ignore trolls

Manged to bake in time that was close

>>77961956
I was a bit worried but good job bakegoon!

>>77961761
Beautiful Blonde Princess!

How many train crashes will Doki cause today?

>>77962218
The only train game I ever played is the tycoon one. Any news on this one?

>>77961761

Praise the Big Beautiful Doki Booba!

>>77962328
This is the one she's playing:https://store.steampowered.com/app/24010/Train_Simulator_Classic_2024/
Also holy shit that's a lot of DLC. Hope she didn't buy all that

>>77962218
Many; it'll be a similar experience to the flight sim.

>>77962405
What

>>77962405
I doubt it. When she was going to buy it during a steam sale one time, she said that she would only buy the base game.

Commanderlen!

>>77962475
First time looking at train autism?

>>77962475
>>77962723
Train autism is strong in Europe and Japan, where is one of the main means of transportation.
USA fuked up their system so they don’t get it usually.

>>77962924
QRD or link on why US system is bad?
I thought US was more automotive mostly because it's bigger.

>>77963086
NTA but I have strong feelings on this
The US could easily build its towns around public transit but they don't. People argue "the US is made for cars" as if it was naturally like that, but the truth is that towns and cities were intentionally designed the way they are because of lobbying from the car industry. Corporate greed caused everything to be shit

>>77963086
>>77963134
Property lines surrounding the train tracks make widening the tracks an absolute nightmare. Imagine going to a thousand different land owners and asking for an extra 50 ft of land. You can't really build new tracks because of the same reason.

>>77963244
Hence why I said it's only shit because the people who designed it intended it to be shit

>>77963134
>>77963244
They also keep building roads upon roads and think building more roads will stop jams and lockups only for it to somehow cause even more jams and lockups

>>77963086
The whole “USA is bigger” has been debunked thousands of times. The USA has currently trains to connect west and east (barely) and it’s shorter than the entire EU tracks.
Whn trains evolved into electrical, the USA had better petrol and industry prices so it was cheaper to invest in the car industry. This lead to the situation that is now.
>>77963244
It’s unnecessary for trains as they can easily travel and transport more on the same road as cheaper prices.
A 4 rail track in two senses is already absurdly huge and used only for merchandise transport nowadays.
When the need increased in the USA, they switched to planes. While their aircraft industry is one of the strongest and safest in the world (yes Boeing shat the bed and that is still valid, they are that wel developes), is also absurdly expensive so the common people use car and long travels despite being the worse method on all metrics.

It should be mandatory for Americans to be shipped to Japan or Switzerland for a week or two under heavy police observation so they can see how a non-shit society functions with real public transport for once
I say this as an American

Doki is adorable

>>77963650
They would likely blow up in fire from no bootleg sugar in everything they eat

>>77963793
>amerifat's bodies have a chemical dependency on high fructose corn syrup
I beleeb it

>>77963279
>>77963281
People in the 1800s didn't know you could build bullet trains that run on magnets. How the hell do you think they could have planned ahead?

I will give you an easy way to figure out why USA rail is so shit. Do you know what Canada, Switzerland, Germany, France, Italy, Japan, UK, etc. all have in common that is different than USA? The railway is private for profit companies everywhere except USA which is run by Amtrak. This is what happens when you don't let the big dick capitalism cock do its thing.

>>77963861
You say that like the majority of this shit wasn't developed recently

>>77963727
But is train autism adorable? That's the real question.

>>77963861
Maglev technology does not fully exist still anon, is a cryptoscam.
Trains are still electrical working on a system that moves most of the train and allows it to control from both sides, cutting a lot of costs.

>>77963861
I can only speak for Italy, but here the whole infrastructure as well as the biggest nation-wide rail transport company (out of only two) is state-owned, and has been since the start of the 1900s.

>>77963887
You also say this like not every other country went through aviation and automobile revolutions. Japan railway was government owned until 1987 when JR was founded and they built the longest train tunnel in the world the very next year.

Amtrak is a shit organization that has no incentive to make railway better because they just get bags of money from the government to stay alive. They do not have to innovate to get more passengers, they simply have to cry to mommy.

>>77964003
It is when it's attached to a cute girl

>>77963861
>>77964110
There are currently 3 major companies, one state owned.
The high speed track is luckily finally connecting to the rest of Europe now that the camion lobby trying to convince people something present in all Italy and Europe and that will cut road traffic is half is “bad for nature”. If we get the bridge done too and fuck the boat mafia, we might actually get a fully functioning main modern system.

>>77962475
>>77962405
>Dokibird playing a train simulator game
If it's good enough for Techmoan's Mat...! :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do-ZBPWhhbQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VzT2e8rvY0

>>77964169
Try teading Maitetsu and say that again

>>77964480
>train controller
just... why
it's just accel and brakes, you can't steer the train ffs

>>77964480
And if a train game - on board a Shinkansen - is good enough for Mint Fantome...!:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLx6DkBo0X0

I want to have sex with Dokibird on a train

>>77964694
>train simulator game for console with train throttle & brake controller
>such games are very popular in a certain country
So Taito is a purely American company, and Bally Midway didn't need to licence Space Invaders from them...?!
>the reason why Dokibird has a permanent smug expression and no, not just because of what's happening to Nijisanji

>>77965081
I want to run a one man train on doki

>>77964136
Dokiback

>>77965345
John Wick could manage to activate Windows.

There's this:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/376933/Train_Simulator_Shanghai_Maglev_Route_AddOn/
That for the Shanghai Transrapid.
Father of Maglev Eric Laithwaite would approve of Dokibird playing that. And as Japan will have the maglev Chuo Shinkansen in 2027...!
>Shanghai
Dokibird is pure Sex in a Cheongsam:

>>77964694
says you

>>77965973
...that's one strong man

Anyone wanna bet if doki can crash a train faster than a plane?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ9vkt7BHYI

>>77966112
>goes through points at 200kph and derails
>"hahahaha how did it crash wtf"
Kino.

Watching the pc vod
My brain is starting to drip out my ear
How is she so tech illiterate

Will she have windows activated in time for the stream, goons?

>>77966803
I'm much like her. I care about what I can do on a fully functional PC, not any of the tech stuff.

>>77965477
A fictional character - John Prick... I mean Wick - can't run a train over (P)Riku: wipe $150+ million off Kurosanji's share price

>>77967308
Even someone who never used a PC in their life would struggle to break a stick of RAM
She's special

>>77967535
I'm the goon who mentioned needing 3 days to build my current PC in the prestream thread. I needed that long precisely because I find it hard to tell how much force is too little/too much and I'm really surprised I didn't break anything.

Tech literacy going down massively each generation, rip

How did she eventually get her OS to work? A 5th key? Microsoft tech support?

>>77967756
Most people severely underestimate how durable most of that stuff is nowadays
The only thing I frequently struggle with is the cheap plastic clips manufacturers put on PCI slots

>>77967868
Windows is fucked up
On my previous build several years ago my windows key had a very similar problem to her
Nothing would work
Then I tried the exact same thing the next day and it worked
I just blame microsoft for everything

>>77967535
Wait, hold up. As in PHYSICALLY? Snapped it in half? Jesas

Strong bird.
On the other hand, if she was trying to replace the gpu while her pc was sitting in that square hole, I can somewhat picture that.

more Dokitty
https://x.com/hinatsu_sd/status/1800899321472450920

>>77970812
EXTRA cute!

>>77969661
Imagine the View.

>>77970812
Hina!

>>77967108
Lmao...

>>77972407
you're probably hornyposting, but this is how i imagine it looked

>>77973316
KEK

People always ask why Doki and not how Doki

>>77973316
Ember...

>>77970812
I love Hina so much bros

Doki will soon surpass her old self by Friday...

I've been thinking, should we stop Selen posting after she surpasses her old peak? (We can probably keep doing it for special occasions and anniversaries and the like)

>>77976083
Personally I'd rather not. There's years worth of wonderful Selen art and reaction-like images. I think it might taper out naturally over time but I don't see a need to suddenly say it needs to stop.

>>77976083
No.

>>77976083
No?
No one selenposts because of some numbers game

>>77976206
>>77976473
Fair enough. I only started watching her last year so i probably have less attachment to the dragon specifically than most people in here. I just thought it would be a cool way of looking forwards to the future
that said, does anyone have the full stream Selen did where she talks about an apex friend who had a crazy girlfriend or something like that? I remember seeing the short a while back where she's like "and then it gets worse"

>>77976876
>I only started watching her last year so i probably have less attachment to the dragon specifically than most people in here
yeah, so your opinion doesn't count for shit, newfag. lurk more before spewing dumb shit again, faggot

>>77976876
I'm even newer than you, I just don't think it's necessary. Like the other goon said, odds are it'll taper out naturally as we create more wonderful memories with Doki.

>>77977051
Also, Selen is part of who she is. She didn't go to so much pain and effort to reclaim bits of who she used to be just for us to forget it or ignore it

>>77976083
What? No.
Don't be stupid mate, they're both one and the same after all.

>>77977337
>She didn't go to so much pain and effort to reclaim bits of who she used to be just for us to forget it or ignore it
I mostly agree with this, but also, if her redesign is basically just blonde selen I'm really not going to like it

Doki fought hard to RETAIN and PRESERVE those memories and claw back as many of them as she could. She made a POINT of NOT denying the link between the two. It'd be weird to just arbitrarily drop them when two trend lines crossed at an arbitrary point, especially after all that.

Also: Selen sex.

Dokilen stay

>>77976999
Relax man, it was just a question to see everyone's thoughts on the matter. I mostly agree with all the points raised anyways.
Anyways, train simulator tonight right? Is it as autistic as flight simulator or will Doki find it easier to learn?

>>77977804
The point is that I'm tired of newfags that like the "doki" identity claiming it as anything more than a footnote. She's selen and always will be selen, everything she can do to make her current self less like doki and more like selen, the better. fuck the bland, blonde hatsune miku design, it's fucking dogshit

>actual selenfag
eugh

>>77977545
Holy fucking sex

>>77977993
newfag... literally everyone who has been here longer than a few months prefers selen to the "dokibird" model/design

>>77977804
All ok goon!

>>77976083
if doki says stop i stop
if thread says stop i laugh

>>77978162
>we
fuck off

https://twitter.com/Shikimirimekuto/status/1800917926146715930

>>77978414
yes, "we". don't think you liking the blonde hatsune miku design means she does, or that we like that derivative dogshit. there's a reason she's going to be outright replacing it with something that looks more like she did as selen as soon as possible

Stop with this retarded argument. Post Doki and Selen art

>>77978502
I hope it's as similar to the current design as possible just to filter you forever

>>77978503
how about just selen art? since we've already established nobody likes the current design, not even doki herself

>>77978469
Doki you can't see with your hat over your eyes....

>>77977804
Also nevermind, the retard outed himself as a catalogtranny
Just ignore him, goon

>77978664
Fuck off for continuing this retarded argument.

>>77978667
Cool people can, that's why they wear shades at night too

>>77976083
No. She doesn't want to forget her accomplishments that she made as Selen, and she doesn't want us to forget that either. She even said that "Selen" was just another skinsuit that she disguised herself in, and she even said that we should display all of our Selen merch with our Doki merch, too.

Speaking of Selen... Ricegnat cooked again.
https://x.com/ricegnat/status/1800739509614551061/photo/1

>>77978757
But Dokilen can barely see normally...

>>77978912
>she even said that we should display all of our Selen merch with our Doki merch, too
but why even buy doki merch before the redesign? all of it is going to be outdated, and very soon at that

I just want her new model to have a tail.

>>77978938
FUTA
HATE

>>77979006
Because it's part of her history and regardless I bought what I did to support her even more so than having the merch itself.

>>77978938
FUTA
LOVE

>>77979123
>Because it's part of her history
an insignificant, irrelevant part of it
she even admitted herself that she was a nobody before she debuted as selen

Blog post elsewhere woman and stop shitting up the thread

>>77979123
You're responding to a shitstirrer, dumbgoon.

>outing themselves this much
Wow they're not even really trying anymore.

>>77979389
Yes, I'm retarded. I should have followed up the reply chain.

>>77979006
That's like saying "why bother buying a figure of a G1 designed transformer since they're going to be making a new film or series that'll give all of the characters new designs. Those G1 designs are outdated.". People like having the original variation of a character they like. Sometimes it's because they really like the classic design of that character, and sometimes it's because people like buying all the different variations to see how the designs of that character evolved and changed over the years. Doki's current design won't be "outdated" at all.

What the fuck happened while I was away
This whole convo is as stupid as the booba discussion holy shit

>>77979773
What a lack of Dokium does to a motherfucker

>>77979773
Probably caused by the same idiot ngl

>>77979773
>Newgoon asked a question
>he understands
>a retard start a fake spreging
I bet it's the same faggot who did the booba thing too.

>>77979624
>Doki's current design won't be "outdated" at all
doki's current design was outdated the minute it was created, dude
it's derivative and generic as fuck

Please ignore the catalog tranny.

Doki's feet in my mouth

https://twitter.com/gin_gin_gitsune/status/1800960005652291682

>>77980477
BLESSED

>>77978756
It's one faggot tourist trying to start shit by falseflagging as an "oldfag"

>>77980477
Cute!

Platform 8 is that Chilla's Arts game with Doki's cameo in it, isn't it? Kai's playing it in a few hours!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MIgB5hY9mmc

>>77980970
Is there a cameo actually or it's not the one?

>>77981391
There is a cameo. In there they just have to find it
>>77981544
Kitty!

>>77980970
>Ch*lla
AAAAAAAIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77980970
>>77981391
You're thinking of this, no? Different chillaslop
Actually I think platform 8 is a different dev, similarly low-effort
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyCHW6Hw8GI

>>77980970
>Kai
...who?

>>77982145
Nta, one of the Idol girls. She was in WrestleTuber.

https://x.com/iBUYPOWER/status/1800971446145122453
Holy fucking kek, these mad lads, they are doing it.

>>77982019
>video
I remember when Wisps complained about people in the chat forcing Mint to look for this reference. Bad times

>>77982420
Rip birthday stream?

>>77982501
I mean,
I wasn't thrilled that chat baited her into it. We didn't know how things stood then and it very well could have made her uncomfortable to do it on stream

>>77982420
Wait a minute... Isn't HYTE booth in front of Nijisanji's at AX?

>>77982663
Yeah, that's why it's based

>>77982501
>Wisps complained about people in the chat forcing Mint to look for this reference
I mean, rightfully so
that's one of the reasons the wisps in /mint/ generally don't like dragoons

>>77982758
>spoiler
They have a lot of falseflagging shitheads that were raiding after wrestletuber trying to create that narrative, you mean

>>77982758
>wisps in /mint/ generally don't like dragoons
Erm, what?

>>77982852
I think those people were mainly just exploiting an existing sentiment to stir shit and derail the thread. there genuinely are a lot of wisps who are fine with doki, just not with us, specifically.

>>77982758
They just have too much overlap with /lazu+/ and by extension the sisters.

>>77982966
I think you fell for the falseflag, anon

https://x.com/iBUYPOWER/status/1800971446145122453
So the birthday is now paywalled and regionlocked, great

>>77982420
>Booth straight in front of the Niji booth.
>It's 2 times bigger.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP XD.

>>77983030
I keep being surprised by how many people and characters I know that have their birthdays super close to my own. Even applies to my other favorite chuuba.

>>77982145
The Dragon who was in the picture. She's part of Idol EN, and she was one of the casters in Wrestletuber.

>>77982998
no it fucking doesn't
only that shit general wants /mint/ because they need Mint to live and are nothing without Mint and /mint/ wants nothing to do with them
the + shit is forced as fuck

>>77983520
>only that shit general wants /mint/ because they need Mint to live and are nothing without Mint and /mint/ wants nothing to do with them
>the + shit is forced as fuck
this seems familiar...

>>/vt/thread/77585321
An anon prayed too hard.

>>77983030
We're getting a celebration stream on YT with the new model debut that day. Screenshot this.

>>77983819
Come on Dragoon, my dick can only get so hard

>>77982420
>>77982527
I doubt that she'll be there physically. It'll probably be her on a robot screen or a bigger screen, and she'll stream from her home.

>>77983030
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1800982765615087869
Nope.

>>77983030
That's why I hate cons
It's just something that I never get to see or participate in

>>77983030
>t.doesn't know Doki

>>77982936
/mint/ was basically /nijiEN/ 2.0, It might have changed since the last time I've looked though

>>77983030
>personally BTFO by doki herself within minutes

https://x.com/dokibird/status/1800982765615087869
This still leaves a bad taste in my mouth, a bit dissapointed ngl because this is the type of stuff you never create FOMO for but at least the meme of being right in front niji will become true

>>77982663
That's going to be awkward AF, then.

>>77984092
>still leaves a bad taste in my mouth
Why? She's still doing a stream, you lose nothing.

>>77984092
Bruh she's partnering, partecipating a convention and celebrating a birthday and still doing a Bday stream.
Quite literally what else do you want?

>>77982663
It's in front of it and 2 times bigger. Unless Hyte's booth is somehow looking the other way but I doubt it since that's one of the main alley to the cosplay part, so good high traffic.

>>77982758
I think those "Wisps" were Ryuguards and Weewas/Famelira from the Lazulight thread, or NDF members trying to stir things up in /Mint/.

>>77984148
>>77984160
Already said, you just don't create FOMO for this, do you think the stream and that is going to be the same? Obviously not
She's been getting a lot of stuff from Hyte, she can't say no though I doubt she would've said no, it's also always fucking burgers that get everything

>>77984092
I know what you mean goon, but IBP is probably being big jews about it having to be paywalled

>>77984067
Again, they were getting raided nonstop
You guys should know better

>>77984092
anime expo literally starts on her birthday, she had to be there regardless since she's a guest for IBP

>>77982852
This was before Wrestletuber, but you are correct. Actual Wisps there said that those were NDF members from the Lazulight thread trying to stir things up, at the time.

>>77984351
It actually has gotten a lot better lately. To the point it's peace and quiet in /mint/ when there is some shitstorm in the 'log

>>77984397
I've been following the thread since it was made. Sisters were pissed from the start that they "dared" split from lazu+. Them getting hit by retards didn't start with wrestletuber

>>77984351
You shouldn't even be allowed to respond to my posts newgoon. Pomu/mint has always had a small portion of her fanbase that has acted like this.

>>77984462
Yes, and they are still in lazu+
There's a reason /mint/ separated from them
The problem is you're associating the old with the new

Could you faggots stop arguing about another general?

>>77984708
oh no my precious post storage
we only have so much

>77984816
Oh okay, so it's just cunts deliberately shitting up the thread like earlier. Good to know.

>AX news is dropped.
>/HAHA/ strangely becomes full of people trying to tribalfag against other generals.
What a curious case is 4chan...

More announcements (soon)
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1800987706643685720

Dokibird in a Cheongsam is hotter than a Szechuan meal: and you'll want her again 30 minutes later

She wearing that sort of dress makes my trousers tighten.

https://twitter.com/tinymomodraw/status/1800983684541292988

Not had a thread like this for a while.

>>77985089
And conveniently immediately after he is run out of this thread a tribalfag post showed up in the other place like clockwork. They've been chill for hours until that post

>>77985089
Tribalfagging over generals is okay sometimes. It is part of the reason why /HAHA/ exists in the first place.

>>77985133
>spoiler
I didn't need to remember that song again, do you know how hard is to take it out of my head once it gets there?

>>77985317
I feel like that's the exception not the rule
It came from a specific situation, not for the sake of being an annoying faggot like those people are

>>77985317
it's OK sometimes but man I was thrown off when hololive tribalfags were talking about how they wished selen successfully killed herself a few months ago

>>77985133
>>77985422
Dammit, thank you. I hate U-san is so talented, that thing is an earworm.

>>77985746
I've never heard a u-san song except for the wrestletuber intro and I remember thinking it was a fucking bop
I keep meaning to check out her stuff

>>77984067
It's not like that at all.

>>77984459
That's what I was saying.

>>77985133
Same!

Good taste in guitar there: a Gibson SG.

Dokibird's right up there with Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi, AC/DC's Angus Young, and Frank Zappa,

>>77986844
>listing angus young with iommi and zappa

Don't let all the good news make you forget that RTS is a dead genre

>>77978912
>She even said that "Selen" was just another skinsuit
Do you have the video and timestamp for that? I wanna hear it for myself.

>>77986325
>Red
>Colour of Good Fortune

Dokibird in a Cheongsam that's the colour of her heart: Gold:

...and a stiffening in my trousers again? I'm golden

How quickly will she crash the train?

>>77987160
Unless the game starts already driving a train, she won't surpass her plane crash record

Guess who decided to start saying shit in Doki's replies again?

Unlike Doki, >>77986927 does not have good taste

>>77987455
I don't care man, don't bring attention to random shitters

>>77987111
It was in one of her first few streams when she came back. It might've been the stream when she announced her merch store.

i like trains

I'd like to rail doki

>>77987473
AC/DC is trash bro
not even close to being on the level of actual innovators like zappa and black sabbath
>picrel: an album that sounds better in the first five minutes than AC/DC ever did in the entirety of their career

THICC Tomboy Dragon Tail!

https://x.com/GrapeChann/status/1800906402879123647

>>77987928
TAIL

Doki is laughing at >>77987922's lack of taste

>>77988309
genuinely their only good song is thunderstruck, that's it. everything else is forgettable
plus, you could have just mentioned Ian MacKaye if you wanted famous SG players from actually good bands

>>77988161

>>77988615 also doesn't get the point: like a Dragoon flying over his head

A clue for the retarded: It's about those who use the Gibson SG: a superior guitar. Dokibird uses one here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mgc_QUbNhLs . All who use the SG are equal in greatness

Even Selen laughs at your retardation , >>77988615

>>77988923
>All who use the SG are equal in greatness
t. has never walked into a guitar center before

>>77989016
t. is always laughed at

>>77987922
Holy shit actually a good take from this fucking site. Love you zappachad

>>77989016
t. the point flies over his head eternally

>>77987076
RTS is not dead, it is feature-complete.

>>77989242
for me it's Son of Mr Green Genes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YNK4m_kN-8

>>77989463
I know its basic but I cant get enough dirty love. Mr green genes goes hard tho

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExyWdbdmkCQ&pp=ygUQemFwcGEgZGlydHkgbG92ZQ%3D%3D

More Dokibird being pure Sex in a Cheongsam

>>77989575
Links? Seems to be quite good.

>>77989922
It's from ricegnat.

>>77989922
Ask, and you shall receive:
https://x.com/ricegnat/
More by Ricegnat:
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=ricegnat&z=1

Back home now bros! I've seen the news of Doki being at AnimeExpo (as part of Hyte's Booth), nice to see what she was meant to be doing there finally properly confirmed now!!

>>77990308
Man, that first week was wild

>>77989463
>>77989570
These songs sound like shit, and Doki laughs at how terrible both of your taste in music is

https://twitter.com/kvxart/status/1801011328053911716

>>77988665
Tail~!

>>77990378
Yep, good news all around.

>>77980477
Gin Gin became one of my favorite artist, he really loves magical girls!

which dragoons does doki secretly wish weren't fans of her?

>>77991540
Me

>>77991729
Fuck you, Doki hates me WAY more than you. Loser.

>>77991540
Probably me.

>>77991540
that one guy
FUCK that one guy

>>77991540
The ones that don't wash behind their ears

>AnimeExpo/HYTE Birthday Party
>Still not the Saturday announcement
Now i'm even more intrigued on what it could be...

>>77992651
but sometimes i like scraping my fingernail on the crease behind my ear and sniffing the creamy white substance it scoops up
it's usually pretty putrid
it's the same kind of enjoyment you get when you fart and get up to sniff the chair

>>77991881
Doki made it so if I save a picture of her on my pc it explodes, you can't compete with me

>>77992936
one time i got so sunburnt a whole layer of my ear peeled off like a prawn shell
what the fuck are these bodies
seriously

>>77991881
Wrong! Doki implanted me with the Neuralink in my sleep so if I so much as think of her I get injected with a lethal dose of cyanide. By the way, does anyone else taste almonds?

>>77991729(me)
I'm not even memeing

>>77993763
Yeah I'm eating some almonds why

>>77991540
shippers

Doki soon?

>>77994412
It's not for another hour
That's, like, days away

>>77994412
less than an hour! she'll be late as usual

>>77994553
An HOUR?
She hates us and wishes we were never born! ;_;

saplingposting is a little bit fun

>>77994553
No...

I think Doki is COOL

>>77995127
Heh, you fell for her ruse
She's an uncool dork perfect for bullying (sweetly and nonabusively)

>>77995228
That's cool though

Very soon

https://twitter.com/LucindaGrey_/status/1801025523239240008

>>77997088
Tell me
does she taste like tomato

Doki EXTRA soon!

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62cs-PhmMg

ENTER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62cs-PhmMg

Starting Now!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B62cs-PhmMg&ab_channel=Dokibird

5 real birthdays!

Is the 4th her real REAL actual bday? I'm not sure if separating them for kayfabe was exclusive to the corpo or not

>birthday stream after the expo
Retarded catalogtroon BTFO

Why does she always call it Hyatt

>both hyte and youtooz saw

>he doesnt know

>Now you only have 3 extra keys (:

>>77998383
Mush mouth.

Doki...

>>77986844
Doki doesn't know anything about guitars. Praise hoopyon for that.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>spent 200 for a windows key

LMAO

>>77998197
Dunno, but July 4 is her "actual" birthday while the others are just jokes.

>Youtooz watched PC-kun's funeral
Kek

>ah nvm just checked myself and saw the funeral ad (rip old pc LOL) ty for the mention!

>>77998482
Doki...

>its been 12 minutes and shes STILL fucking yapping

>>77998383
She knows some good hotels.

Funeral sponsorship, the new upcoming meta

Doki don't give them ideas

>>77998630

>>77998630
She must yap for at least 20 min at the start of every stream or she dies

>>77998630
First time?

Thank you Doki for giving more ideas to bring us closer to some kind of cyberpunk corporatist hell.

>>77998573

>they are already dead HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>a Coca Cola logo on the casket
There a certain country with a blue and yellow flag that put Cheetos, Coca Cola and a McDonald burger inside the casket lmao

This is why I love dokibird. You would never hear anyone in the wholesome halls of hololive or Nijisanji joke about having sponsored funerals where coffins serve as ad space .

>>77998874
The power of YAPPERBIRD

>>77998874
You are so wrong LOL

Dokibird themed coffin

rushia got done in for selling wedding merch
will doki get any backlash for funeral merch?

>>77998874
you've never watched shiori
or, depending on the specific topic, kiara, gura, nerissa, mumei or fauna

>>77999041
Rushia got done in for cheating on and abusing her husband.

>>77998874
You absolutely would, in both Holo and Niji, lol

>>77999056 (me)
or irys or fuwawa

>>77999010
>be my funeral
>in coiffin
>being slowly lowered into the earth
>surrounded by people mourning, covered in tears
>suddenly doki's intro song starts playing
>everyone claps along while bawling
kino

Yes, Doki. Driving a train is the EXACT same as piloting a plane.

>>77998874
Shinri would, Axel would.

>>77998874
I don't see what one has to do with the other, they definitely would
It's okay to only like doki but that's just factually wrong

>>77999041
I mean... Disney alreafy does that, I remember Selen talking about a dad being persecuted by Disney because he wanted to bury his son with Spiderman merch (his hero...) but he didn't ask the big corpo...

NEW HAT!

>>77998874
I can see Shiori, Mumei, maybe Reine talking about it off the top of my head. EN and ID have some wild tangents.

hat on hat

DOKI HAT

>>77999252
Definitely mumei
She comes up with some bizarre shit to talk about

LFG

>TOMATO

>>77999286
>>77999306
THE MORE HATS, THE BETTER

Can tomatoes drive trains?

>NUDE DOKI WITH HAT

She's ... PERFECT

Bump limit....

>Not wearing the superior Grease Top Hat

>>77997088

More Dokibird in summer hats required:

>>77999306
Buy a hat for your hat.

>>77999445
no.....

>>77999466
BASED

>>77998874
Shiori talks about cannibalism tourist-kun.

Trains?

So this is just truck simulator without the driving and you just sit on the rail?

>>77999703
Fine, I will buy your game...

>she wants the cole train
Based

I dunno why I was expecting more of a tycoon-style sim

This started way better than the plane... for now.

>Yes! AIR POLLUTION
Channeling her inner chinese

>>77999958
KEK

The volume was fine you faggot

https://youtu.be/-j-sGKZljzI?si=xG5BFJYc1M_iQYwD

>>77999958
KEK

who's got the next bake?

Bum_ limit reached

Nice rendering lmao

>>77999703
YOU WON'T FOOL ME AGAIN WITH YOUR SMUG LOLIS, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE HIDING

how did she find the biggest train kusoge out of all the train games on the market

>>78000203
NO

she needs more coil

>>77999703
>>78000274
ToT

>GAME OVER ERROR

do people jump in from of the train? for immersion

>ran out of water
Thirsty tomato

>There's a lake right next to us
https://youtu.be/4c7HaEubtic?si=ov0UmZ5L0J-rq7v0

Bros, explain me why these kind of games exist? I can understand combat planes but come on

>>78000405
Can it really be called a train simulator if you don't run over people taking selfies too close to the rails?

>>78000405
Only in India

>GAME CRASH

GAME CRASH LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PC-kun...

>today we learn it's not a PC problem but a retard problem

Intel...

CRASHED
>CRASHED

>>78000494
Train autism is one of the strongest fundamental forces known to physics

Bruh

TRAIN SIM TAKES NEW PC'S CRASH VIRGINITY

>>78000494
Ask the Germans
>

>>78000570
PC-kun is rolling in its grave...

>>78000494
Railfans are something else. Even with all DLC this is still cheaper than model trains.

>>78000494
Some people really, really, really like trains. I have an autistic friend who travels to different countries all over the world for work and usually has a couple of days free and all he does is find a train station to watch them. I don't get it but whatever makes people happy I suppose.

>>78000494
Autism. I can already feel the temptation to buy this game.

i wish flash still existed so i could rewatch the london underground song

>>78000652
LMAO

Dumb...

Doki...

>>78000742
if the game looked better I would have bought it but... I feel like I expected more of it

>>78000742
Don't buy this shit, if you want train autism buy openttd

We're going to die...

>>78000405
Terry Davis did. Good. Darwin Award immediately delivered to a schizo racist retard for the crime of existing: and being a schizo racist retard. Don't know why so many think of that idiot as anything other than a retard that received Instant Karma for not being a normal sane human being. I'd love to be convinced otherwise even though you never will

>>78000126
I'll get it bros!

I will get the next bake then

Please help, a sentient tomato driving a train backwards kidnapped me

>>78001225
>>78001228(me)
oh nvm then go for it bro!

>doki is driving

>>78001225(me)
>>78001228
Oh, this is awkward...

>we didn't die yet

>>78001302
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>78001302
https://youtu.be/Auf4t9KXuT0?si=bXmOOhjdhi0hqVgn

>>78001307
Don't worry you can go for it like i said here >>78001298

>>78001471
Yeah it's cool, I'll get it!

>>78001302
To be fair that's not even her fault

>>78001418
No...

>I acknowledge you
You know the rules, this general belongs to the Bloodline now

>You guys heard of Train to Busan?

wait WHAT
I just saw the 2024 in the title
You mean to tell me this piece of garbage came out THIS YEAR?!
I assumed it was like 20 years old

>>78001773

>>78001806

>>78001773
I assumed "classic" meant it was the original made to work on modern PCs.

Aight, New Bread here now bros!!
>>78001843
>>78001843
>>78001843

>>78001773
>This Goon does not understand the concept of annual updates/seasons

>>78001716
Her train is bussin'

>>78001773
It's actually a 15 year old game, kek.

>>78001929
Thanks breadmaker.

>>78001929
Thank you baker!