/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

What would you do to a hypnotized Gura?

Alright gotta go to work. Please don’t get too feisty again while I’m away.

Sex with a fembud.

>>77974529
Huhaha

>>77974553
Im being serious

I'd like to sexually bully and ryona this little harlot T u T

We cool?

>>77974916
Yeh.

>>77974916
Don't take things so personally you stupid faggot.

>>77974916
You forgot the pic, you dork.

Please smile today!

If we get muse dash back then I'll kneel to the CCP

The fact chat is gone from a stream where she was constantly talking to us is making me really sad.

>>77975080
totally not worth it. i'm already concerned they'd go after gura anyway considering she physically went to taiwan and keeps having merch drops there.

>>77975149
I remember every time she read one of my messages though so I'm feeling great

>>77975177
Last time they were spamming chat, they said something along the lines of "HoloEN is not worth going after, we'd need millions".

>>77975177
China isn't that scary. Coco was a pussy and a liability.

How many times would Gura force you to cum in her before she was satisfied?

>>77974666

>>77975348
She'd get addicted to the feeling immediately and drain you for hours.

>>77975465
Oh nyo...

>>77974916
ice cold

Gura didn't mention being sweaty yesterday. Maybe she's noticed that it happened every stream leading up to it and decided not to give us what we want. Brat.

>>77975625

>>77975625
She didn't mention needing to pee either. There's only so much sex she can pack into one stream.

For some reason it's so crazy to me that a girl like Gura has her period. Other girls will mention it casually as an excuse for example, or they at least don't avoid the subject entirely but Gura has literally never mentioned it in any capacity even just as a biological thing unrelated to her.

>>77975849
Gura knows that hearing about her period makes guys uncomfortable. She's so considerate.

>>77975849
She's not old enough.

Can someone post the picture of the army guy laying next to a picture of Gura please?

Does anybody here play destiny? That’s like the one game at least one person always plays

Gurass

>>77976223
No, but I've been playing wc3 customs.

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>77975849
She's too young to have periods, dummy.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I love Gura! I will marry her!

>>77975177
They love gura like every country does. They’d probably attack her gen mates but fuck em.

>>77975254
>Hololive lost coco, china, lot’s of game perms and had to create multiple rules to chain down the girls that nobody likes.
>China lost their favorite members appear in their country. They still watch streams, but practically zero monetary support
>Coco ended up with ten times the viewers, making a lot of money but not enough. She joins a corpo again
If you ask me only hololive really got screwed.

>>77976561
samen

It took a day but Gura's likes are finally gone for me. What is the point of doing away with seeing people's likes?

>>77975254
They aren't scary in the same way that finding a carpenter ant nest in your wall isn't scary.
But you need to get rid of them because they're pests and they're destroying your house.
Also, you're a newfag chink-apologist that wasn't here four years ago and doesn't understand what the other girls and fans went through. You're probably a SEA with chinese roots because your family was raped by them in previous generations. You think you have some kind of connection to the chinese and so you defend them. At least that's my guess because that seems to be how most Singaporeans and Malaysians cope with having been their rape cattle.

>>77975625
Or she was just wearing less clothes at the start. No need to take it off if it’s already off.

Baguraette honhonhon

Chumbuds, do black people hate white people?

>>77977008
They said it was because of "privacy" even though they already had a feature where you could private likes or bookmark them.

Relax chumbies

>>77975849
Every time Gura has talked about her tummy hurting, she was talking about her period, you dummy. That's how women mention it.
>>77975925
It really doesn't bother me other than I wish there was some way to help her tummy not hurt. Stomach pain sucks.

>>77977205
Not every time. Just some of the time.

>>77977012
That was oddly aggressive for him saying they aren’t scary. The Chinese can’t be conquerors and pussy cats you bot.

>>77977008
Official answer is privacy, the schizo answer is it makes them more money, but the real answer is privacy. More than likely because of Europe, Canada, and the murmurs in the US with the internet laws.

>>77977281
>The Chinese can’t be conquerors and pussy cats you bot.
Some insects eat other insects, but I wouldn't exactly call them scary.

>>77977120
the media gives that impression, but I rarely interact with any, so I'm not sure.

>>77977205
So you make something up in your head then concernpost about the thing you made up. Well it’s better than the antis so carry on

>>77975875
Mating press

>>77977281
>but the real answer is privacy. More than likely because of Europe, Canada, and the murmurs in the US with the internet laws.
You're a fucking idiot and there are no laws that would force twitter to make likes private you knuckle-dragging retard. Are you literally underage because you don't seem to know how either the Internet or law works.

likes are gone from the app too even though i told it not to autoupdate...

>>77977481
yep dark times. Hololive used the likes on twitter as part of their platform and now its gone. You may not think so but I do really think they will slowly move the girls off of twitter to another platform now. I may be wrong but I don't think that is far from it.

>>77977481
Finally gone for me on PC, too. It's over.

>>77977537
I will follow Gura to holoplus as soon as they give me easy access without fucking about with whatever hoops you have to jump through now and Gura is on it and doing things on it

>>77977384
It's not my fault you've literally never spent any of your pathetic miserable life around women.
It sounds like you didn't even talk to girls in school.
Why do you think women complain about having "stomach pain" all the time, you fucking moron? It happens to them several days every month. How are you possiy this retarded and detached from humanity that you think I'm making shit up about this kind of thing?
Have you literally never never been around women in your entire life?

>>77977008
Oh my fucking God please no, don't necro this topic again, we *just* got free from all the fucking thin-skinned retarded screeching off-topic faggot LARPers and their petty Musk derangement and "le culture war BAD" brainrot

Is Gura confirmed for Myth Minecraft later?

>>77977537
Artists aren't going to follow them to a holoapp. Artists want people to see their art and so that's why they post it on twitter. The holoapp's userbase is too small for it to be worth it.

>>77977636
Fuck off and don't say eveyr time when we know Gura has a variety of tummy issues.

>>77977636
*possibly

>>77977732
The actual fan artists will use a hololive app. Many of them are already posting their art there. Reposts, but still.

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77977362
Valid point but counter point the Japanese and Australia. You’d be calling them insects as well, though I wouldn’t actually disagree

>>77977120
Yes and it’s on a institutional level despite some of them not realizing. I can break it down for you. 50% don’t hate them, but if you reversed what they say and do it would be considered racist. 20% legitimately hate white people as a group but not individuals. 15% like them and the last 5% want them dead. Go to a black neighborhood and ride a bus and you’ll understand

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

>>77977700
For Friday, you mean? Yes, confirmed all of Myth will be there. Gossip about Kiara's member stream yesterday also says she's pretty much committed, wants to get in on this and keep going, shouldn't be a 'we're playing more minecraft, boys [no delivery]' situation.

>>77977823
that's a test, don't let your loyalty to her waver!

>>77977700
Yes, but it doesn't start until Friday. Is there a Minecraft stream today?

>>77977636
gura's eating habits are retarded enough that I can believe almost all those are true tummy hurting

>>77977661
>musk derangement
The only one deranged here is you. I probably agree with him on most political topics, but that doesn't matter.
He took Gura likes away from me and so now I hope he dies. It really is that simple.
The fact you think everyone who complains about him is doing so because of some involvement in a culture war proves how worthless and stupid you are. You aren't capable of forming complex or nuanced thoughts, and now it's clear your zealotry is why you were so upset last thread and defending him while looking like a total retard.

>>77977661
>petty Musk derangement
>guys make shit changes to website
>"yeah those changes are shit, that guy is doing a shit job"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU ARE DERANGED"
k?

What are you guys arguing about again

>>77976241
Man I love the cunny mic. She sounds so non threatening even when yelling testicular torsion.

>>77977930
The Japanese were never conquered by china. In fact it was the other way around. Same with Australia, or rather the brits.

Was Gura getting motion sick or not? She mentioned it but she wasn't complaining nearly as much as I remember her complaining in, like. Skyrim VR.

>>77977453
DSA, the fact that speech is illegal in your country, should I add more?

>>77978250
Not being sick due to oat milk helps a lot.

>>77978299
Stop blaming the oat milk for everything!

>>77977636
>Cramps
I actually don’t believe you’ve ever left your house before if you think all women say “my tummy hurts.”

>>77978191
No I mean right now they’re both terrified of China moving

>>77977537
Anon they can still see their own likes what are you talking about

>>77978121
I like arguing

>>77978272
My country is the US, anon. I'm not really sure where you think I'm from.
Regardless, you're still wrong, and still an idiot if you actually thought twitter has to private likes because of some Euro law. Likes have always been public and everyone has always understood that. A basic function of a website like that is not regulated even under the most extreme privacy laws, which are more concerned with how websites handle user data on the backend and not who can see what on your profile that you yourself put there.
You're literally a fucking idiot that doesn't know what you're talking about.

>>77978529
I don't like arguing. My blood pressure rises and my left arm starts feeling cold.

>>77977970
>Gossip from members then subtly attacks gura

>>77978529
I hate yoU!

>>77978561
>>77978587
I disagree with both of you guys.

When should I change Gura's diaper?

>>77978382
What do you think period pain manifests as, retard?
Please learn English before you attempt to reply to me again.

>>77978555
Why don’t you just read the DSA instead of imagining what’s under it? Also if you don’t follow their rules you’re banned and in case you didn’t know America is only 65 mil outside of 365 mil active users.

>>77978715
when she cries that she has a poopy woopy

>>77978561
I'm sorry chumbie, but that is unironically a sign of heart diease. It's very similar to how people who have a heart attack also complain about numbness in their left arm. Please see a doctor and tell him that.

>>77978074
>The only one deranged here is you
>Musk took away my precious Twitter likes so I hope he dies
LOL
Read more carefully, deranged faggot. I didn't say faggots had Musk derangement BECAUSE they're tuned out of the culture war. I said AND. As in, these are distinct reasons why a) (You), and b) other, different fucktard anons have been whining. And both are equally off-topic and pathetic.
I say this, despite the fact that unlike you apparently, I *don't* agree with Musk politically, because he's still a transhumanist liberal that I would never think to "defend".
Oh and by the way, I just woke up and wasn't in the thread when you dumb fucking monkeys started chucking shit at each other. I certainly wasn't arguing with you last thread. So on top of not being able to read properly, narcissistically assuming EVERYTHING is a reference to you and schizophrenically assuming everyone you don't like is a samefag and being hilariously wrong, it seems that YOU are the one who lacks nuance and the ability to have complex thoughts. Like the worthless, low-IQ monkey you are.

Do you think Gura ever played with her poop when she was little? I hear some kids do that.

>>77978745
Now I’m sure you don’t actually leave your house. They say they have cramps, get really aggressive, or low energy. Almost no female says my tummy hurt. Now you don’t have to make stuff up anymore you welcome.

>>77978074
Could you not say that he will sue someone.

>>77978929
Monkeys and apes do that. Take your fantasies elsewhere

>>77979003
Monkeys you say...

do you think gura ever layed down in the shower and peed all over herself

>>77978762
Yes. Thanks for wasting my time. I skimmed it and read about its objectives and there is nothing there that forces companies to hide the things people like on websites, you insufferable clown.

I think

>>77978112
>obsessively whining, shrieking and getting depressed over the shit website continuing to be shit
>in a Gura thread
>I swear I'm not deranged tho

>>77978927
>transhumanist
Which of the three is your issue? Upgrading normal humans, helping cripples, the anti religious aspect, or all of the above? I agree but I like hearing people agree with me

>>77978529
Brat

>>77979104
Every day, I think she lays down and puts her legs in the air and angles her body so she pees into the air like a water fountain.

>>77979147
Pop quiz which site implemented changes first?

>>77979160
The website had Gura likes and was thus not shit. You're shit for not appreciating Gura.

>>77979160
>obsessively
dood, it happened like less than a day ago man, AND it involves gura why are you so triggered over people bringing it up
>over the shit website continuing to be shit
>"durr hurr it's already shit why does it matter if it's worse"
that's a really lame way of thinking imo

>>77977012
lol you got so mad, the chinks are harmless you fucking pussy

>>77978927
If you aren't upset with someone removing an avenue of communication between Gura and yourself, even if indirectly, then you most likely don't belong here. Not that I ever thought you did.

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77979347
He just said he likes arguing and you're wondering why he's being an argumentative fuckwit.

>>77978361
It seems plausible that it's one of the things that caused her problems though

>>77978927
holy fuck this guy is going bonkers over his musk waifu getting a bit of criticism lmao

>>77979402
Yes I am, and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!! SHE'S VERY CUTE AND FUNNY!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!

>>77979409

>>77978934
"Tummy hort" is a colloquial term used here to refer to the symptoms women complain about during their period. And stomach cramps are by definition pain in and around the stomach.
So you're both an idiot, unable to infer the meaning basic concepts and a newfag who has never seen any of these women complain about period symptoms.

>>77979491
He's the worst poster ITT for a reason.

>>77979566
I want to post that time Gura made a yoshi mario baby but I can't find the pic.

>>77979625

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

>>77979176
Both a and c, personally. Plus I just don't think it's man's place to try to redefine what man is, and would still think so even if I were an atheist.
All the technological advancements of the last few centuries have made life, in aggregate, easier, safer, more comfortable, more efficient, etc. - but only a two-dimensional, emotionally stunted moron hears any of that and thinks it means life is "better".

>>77979160
>>77979376

Shhhh

>>77979402
ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy put several spells on me...

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>77979693
>>77979759
fuck off anti

>>77979409
That wasn't me, I hate arguing and think it's a fucking chore

Dinogura is pretty amazing

>>77979373
They made many of the holo girls cry and made their lives a lot more difficult back then. I won't ever forgive them and neither would any fan of hololive that wasn't also a bugman.

>>77979779
Liar.

Shirako.

>>77979409
eh, there is still the possibility those two post were different posters but I agree this level of argumentativeness is so fucking lame, I like arguing when it feels there's a two way conversation going on not when a screeching monkey is making strawmen and getting really aggressive for even lightly disagreeing with you

sadly this website is still miles better than other social media for that

>>77979582
Now it’s a colloquial term even though Gura literally mentions tummy. So if you weren’t talking about gura why are you here?

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>77979937
INCORRECT

Are we going to fuck that fembud this weekend

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

>>77979987
>we
No, Fuck off. Gura is the only one for me.

>>77979809
So if you don’t care about the feelings of every girl you don’t watch your Chinese. Now I understand why this is the only thread not about the one it’s named after

>>77979003
I remember doing that a couple times but I'm 1/4 black

>>77979703
Is lowering the infant mortality rate by orders of magnitude something that makes life better?
Because I'm having trouble understanding why you would be against that if you were also against those three transhumanist principles.
I also fail to see how that would be something something that wouldn't objectively be classed as "better", unless of course you want to start talking about eugenics, and the unfortunate or fortunate outcomes of which people are having more children.

>>77979987
Any female that feels the need to get attention from this board has a rotten cunt. I would rather fuck a cheap hooker.

My Gurandma.

wtf why would twitter do that shit? now theres 0 reason for me to use their shit website. fine then. god i cant wait for the holoplus release

>>77980208
Not true, there's still Gura tweets and Gura reposts.

>>77980189
Ahora estoy mo-tirado...

>>77979897
Gura does both. Sometimes she complains about pain or cramps. Other times she literally says "tummy hurt".
What is your point now, exactly?

>>77980238
i get discord notifications for those

>>77979878
Anon did you only read one single post? Both sides were angry

>>77980265
Retard, Gura is too young to get her period, tummy hurt was because of oat milk.

>>77979376
>It is physically impossible not to whine if you're upset
>Being an adult is literally unthinkable
>This means the dogeposter faggot, privacy laws, and other topics that are NOT connected to Gura are on-topic somehow
You're one of those catalogshitters who compared Gura to a hotdog filled with broken glass while pretending to be her fan a couple months ago, aren't you?
>>77979491
>>77979603
>NOOOOO TALK ABOUT MY OFF-TOPIC BOYFRIEND OR I'LL HAVE A MELTY
obsessed lol

POST A TIMESTAMP FROM THE LAST STREAM RIGHT NOW. ALL OF YOU. HERE IS ONE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMWdI6bazo&t=7380s

>>77980039
Not exactly. You said chinese are harmless, but that is demonstrably not true. They hurt plenty of people and have directly harmed hololive and its talents in the past.
Only a fool or anti would want to put Gura into a situation where she might also be harmed by them.
But you are definitely chinese yourself, so I don't expect you to understand or even be honest.

>>77980398
The fuck are you talking about?

>>77980137
Nta but you’re wrong about more children. Most countries are down except the poor ones weirdly enough. Most of Asia could collapse overnight

>>77980398
>TALK ABOUT MY OFF-TOPIC BOYFRIEND
you are LITERALLY the guy that brought him up first this thread

>>77980488
that's not weird it's only natural to not want to have kids once your country isn't a shithole

Why don't you crybabies just use tweetdeck?

>>77980398
>unironically obsessed with a random catalog poster to the point of accusing others of being him
we are reaching levels of deranged that shouldn't be possible

Gura today?

>>77980451
We’re back to every poster is the exact same poster. You might be too new to know this but she was already there when it happened.

>>77980593
Go fuck yourself. That's going to break soon too.

>>77980593
i'm sure that is going to go away soon like the other. People are having a fit on twitter now so I hope they roll it back soon.

oh shit

Too many words desu

>>77980593
as people said that is a temporarty solution while the website is transitioning, sorta how the dislike watcher was ok when youtube just removed it but now it's just a meme

>>77980593
>tweetdeck
because he charges for us to use it now. I"'m not paying him anything.

domo dino desu

>>77980738
That's not even tweetdeck. That's an unauthorized extension that barely works.

>>77980679
Gura has no skills yet, it's over...

>>77980679
Link to this RPG maker game?

>>77980137
>lowering infant mortality
For individual parents, no. For society and the species as a whole, yes. Mainly because most of the babies you're saving would have died because they had heavy mutational load, and their survival over generations has made humanity genetically sick, more liberal, more atheistic, more short-termist, more individualistic, less concerned with honor and sactity and loyalty, and so on. I still oppose eugenics as a policy for moral and religious reasons, but that doesn't change that what's happening is what's happening.
Don't want to keep up the offtopic posting, but look up Professor Edward Dutton and spiteful mutant theory if you're curious.

>>77980679
Dont move a muscle, her vision is based.

>>77980738
Broke. Brown. Trans.

The era of free rides on the internet are gone now. The investment well is dried up. You have to pay for everything worth using these days.

Youtube, twitter, everything.

>>77980398
>A) I miss Gura likes. We've had them for almost 4 years and now they're gone
>B) it's actually a good thing and if you disagree, you hate elon musk
>A) it's not a good thing. You seem like an idiot. Why do you want less Gura?
>B) it's due to privacy laws.
>you) this is off-topic and doesn't have anything to do with Gura. I'm definitely NOT a retard who's butting his obese, cellulite ridden ass into a conversation while hypocritically complaining about people complaining.

>>77980688
It’s only a meme here, as most personalities use it on new movies and games. If it wasn’t at least a little accurate those studios would post the real ratio to disprove it.

>>77980941
>He pays for youtube.
Use AI to code youself an ad fast forwarder.

>>77980857
>Don't want to keep up the offtopic posting
I don't understand how people can type things like this and not rethink that their post shouldn't be made

>>77981030
He may learn one day. I don't even get adds on twitter or what use to be twitter. they removed likes so now I will leave it.

>>77980941
>ou have to pay for everything worth using
>twitter
Holy kek, he pays for the little blue checkmark doesn't he?

>>77980566
That is some extreme programming.

https://x.com/SultryShaymin/status/1800942555162444055

>>77981171
buttslut brat...

Green

>>77980488
I wasn't talking about Asia, or even fertility rates, exactly. I wanted to know his opinion on the lowering of infant mortaltity rates and have him explain why that isn't something that is objectively "better", as he puts it.
Also, even in your own topic, you're wrong. Where do you think those people born in poor countries are moving to?

>>77981171
Anon twitter is dead now stop posting it here or people will get irrationally angry about not seeing the art they could find with a #.

>>77981085
Twitter has ads? I have not noticed

huhuhuhhuh can you like... shut up? huhuhuh

You guys are really pushing the offtopic discussions. Was last night not enough?

>likes now don't even work in the old version of twitter
Yeah, now it's genuinely over

>>77981329
obsessed

>>77981311
Oh my bad I thought your last point was connected. I reread it and realized those are different points. Also America and Europe is down as well, just not collapse overnight down, for now.

Why do my nose hairs keep growing?

>>77981389
Post more Guras

>>77981455
Mine grows fast too.
Its pretty annoying

>>77981329
There's lots of art that you can't find with a # you fucking tard.

>>77980663
Unless you're from the arknights chinese collabs era, I've been watching hololive longer than you.
It doesn't matter if she was there or not during the chinkout. They didn't target her anyway.
But it's still retarded to want her or cover to get involved with them again after everything that happened. People aren't going to forget what you did back then.

>>77981281
rape

>Live chat replay is not available for this video.

what did you faggots do

>>77980486
I am LITERALLY not
>>77980609
>Sister exposes itself
>(You) are deranged for noticing
Seek help
>>77980995
I'm not sorry for "butting into" an off-topic conversation between crayon-munching mongoloids, and it's not hypocritical to complain about something IF you can conceivably do something to fix it by complaining.

>>77981584
Gura sang frozen for a few seconds. This cannot be allowed.

>>77981584
>>77951572

>>77981655

>>77981482
Its hard if I'm the only one chumbie

>>77981078
I didn't want to ignore anon, because ue was being polite, but also wanted to explicitly steer the conversation back to Gura. Is that so strange?

>>77981724
But you're not

>>77979825
I WISH I was lying, anon

>>77981702
Does green gura count as a dino

>>77981815
yeah

does wanting a gura microchip in my brain make me a transhumanist

>>77979987
I want to cum inside her bag and then cover her head with the bag
If you're there, how does this make you feel, bag fembud

>>77980857
>most of the babies you're saving would have died because they had heavy mutational load
This isn't true at all though. There are tons of random factors during pregnancy that affects the baby's likelihood of success or termination, none of which have to do with genetic factors. Even the orientation of the baby as well as umbilical cord growth, which are physically random, heavily affect outcomes.
Things like sterilizing medical equipment from knowledge about microbiology also play a major part on viability, and certain infections cannot be fought off even with the immune system of an ubermensch.

>>77981601
>actually unironically thinks his boogeyman catalog poster is here rn
man I also just noticed last post you mentioned seeing that post months ago, fucking months obsessed with a random shitpost, you taking medication for that schizophrenia?

>>77981949
>Transhumanism is the position that human beings should be permitted to use technology to modify and enhance human cognition and bodily function, expanding abilities and capacities beyond current biological constraints.
maybe

I'm going to eat my chicken nuggies with the mango hab sauce I bought.

>>77981601
Please take your meds, autism-kun.

>>77980593
It will be removed, just today the likes started to stop working in the outdated version of the mobile app, so when that one is fully done the next one will be the tweetdeck.

>>77982239
I'm going to need to call my George appraiser before I save this.

>>77982319
It's fake. You can tell by the uppermost pixel.

>>77981440
Literally right above your post gave me a chuckle

>>77981601
>acting as if you're any different with how much off-topic shit you talk about here
I'll have you know these crayons were imported and are of the finest quality. Their sweet, fragrant aroma is only rivaled by their rich, satisfying taste.
I know you want one, anon. You cannot fool me.

>>77982020
>This isn't true at all though
Yes, it absolutely is. The fact that there are other confounding variables and exceptional individual cases or rarer, more lethal diseases doesn't change the general trend or mechanics of infant mortality, nor its effect on society, the prevalence of genetic conditions, average IQ and moral values, and other things that are overwhelmingly genetically-deterministic.
There's plenty of literature on the subject, and I already listed some places to start, but like I said this is a Gura thread.

>>77982428
Thank you, bud

>>77982239
I'm sorry anon, I will not be saving this image. I think it might even be illegal to post this counterfeit george.

Fembud hows the bag and baking going? did everything check out at your apartment today?

>>77982515
Aww thanks anon, I was getting peckish <3

>>77981973
sigh. that might ruin my bag, anon.

>>77982060
We already have pacemakers and hearing aids and alarm clocks. Does anyone think we shouldn't be permitted to use those?

>>77982582
bag is good, no recent remarkable progress since yesterday, though.
haven’t started baking anything yet. i think we decided on muffins instead of cookies though, so i’ll get back to you folks with that. i think i’ll probably get started on them in like an hour or so

>>77982671
Fair point fembud. I'll show mercy, I'm not an animal
Where would you like me to cum instead

>>77982777
Random question. I'm asking for fatbud because he is to shy to ask. He wants to know if someone like you would date someone who was fat? how would you feel about it and does that kind of thing bother you? he worries about how girls see him so he thinks you are a good person to ask.

>>77981513
Wait so you’re not actually mad about gura’s likes and are just shitting up the thread

>>77982842
Hi fatbud, forgot your picrel

>>77982680
I don't, I'm in favor of bionic implants and the like, but I'm hoping for a mix of cybernetics and genetic enhancements

>>77982901
I am mad about Gura's likes and fanart. It's not shitting up the thread to complain about those.

>>77982842
are we talking fat as in he will have bigger boobas than bag fembud? I have my popcorn ready.

Huh. There's actually a way bigger push back to the likes thing than I thought there would be. I didn't think most normies would care either way, but now it seems like roughly half of them are really upset and discovering the same problems we did.
If they gave people the ability to toggle this I don't think that many people would be upset.

is gura horny for chumbuds?

>>77982842
No reply what does that tell you?

>>77983175
yes, she is harny for charmbuds

>>77982901
Most JP artists don't use hashtags. A ton of Gura art isn't found under #gawrt.

>>77982841
>Where would you like me to cum instead
well ideally you wouldn’t cum anywhere, but if i have no say against it and it’s suffocation you’re after then i have plenty of pointless bags laying around that you can use.
>>77982842
>He wants to know if someone like you would date someone who was fat?
asking for a friend, anon? i mean, define fat. i don’t really care much about weight as long as it isn’t severely detrimental to one’s health. id say there’s a difference between fat and obese.
>>77982979
>bigger booba than bag fembud
pretty much a given

>>77982680
Helping someone be normal isn’t the same as helping the normal be abnormal.

>>77982940
Whenever people say this they expect to be the main character. If it’s wide spread enough your life now will be the exact same as your life with bionics. Only difference is you’ll end up even more bored.

>>77983101
I thought they did give that option unless they removed it. I had to go into my settings to turn off my likes tab.

>>77983180

Out of all the 10.7k likes, this is the most yabai one I believe

>>77983293
Go on a diet you fatfuck

>>77983240
HRRRRRNNNNNGGGHHHH *cums inside you*

Sorry. Hope you're not mad.

>>77983240
Not detrimental to one's health like it does not stop him from doing anything that a normal person does but obese yes talking like 250 to 270 pounds or so what he told me.

Consider for a moment my wife Gura.

While I believe transhumanism to be a degenerative concept part of me wants to become a bionicle.

>>77983240
another question to add to this. He asked if he was no longer fast and had extra skin would could you see your self dating someone like that and or sleeping with them?

Like flies to shit. Stop being so desperate, you unloyal fucks.

>>77983462
She wants to be a free use cumdump for us to relieve our lust for Gura. Stop being gay.

>>77983379
well obesity depends on height. i could see someone who’s like 5’11 to 6’2 being 250-270 and not obese
also gotta take muscle mass into consideration, and fat distribution.

So why didn't Musk just give people an option to make likes private if they want to? I don't get it. Hololive really needs to move the fuck away from twitter

>>77983576
Sorry I don't like cumdumspters I guess. Except Gura, if you're going to call her one.

>>77983633
He does not work out and 5:9 he has a belly on him and face is fat but over all not fat.
I really wish he would ask him self.
also the other question he wanted to know
>>77983460

>>77983240
>But if I have no say and it's suffocation you're after
You seem rather resigned to your fate, fembud. Which is cute and kinda hot, but also makes me slightly goncerned

>>77983804
Cripple...

>>77983236
Hyperbole and lying aren’t the same thing. But I’ll humor you, why does the likes matter to you then? You wouldn’t seen this ton with or without the likes

>>77951751
>>77951859
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV154421Q7pL/?spm_id_from=333.999.0.0
lmao do we like the site now? joking

when holoplus was first implemented the EN and ID members were not able to use it. kiara hasn't heard anything in a while

Ok, I have some questions of my own. Do you want kids one day? What do you want in a guy and what is your type? What is your dream job?
What hobbies do you enjoy?

>>77983441
Based, bionicles and legos and the like were so fucking cool in hindsight man
Goes to show that even plastic doesn't have to be soulless. Man I feel for modern kids

>>77983716

>>77984040
That's what you need to do, yeah.

...

>>77984079

>>77983286
That was before today and only for people that subscribe to twitter blue...
Anon?

>>77983737
shrug, my point about it has been made. i don’t see weight as much as long as it isn’t restricting you from performing basic human tasks, don’t make me change an adult diaper and i’m fine.
as for the other question, i mind extra skin much less. i don’t pay much mind to extra skin. people who have it bad are usually 300lbs+
>>77983804
>You seem rather resigned to your fate, fembud.
>slightly concerned
it’s funny, and all hypotheticals. obviously i won’t be run over by a train full of ebis, nor will i have my bag cummed in. no need to be concerned about my answers to the hypothetical questions, anon. i accept my fates

>>77983716
They did, you just had to pay for it like this dude >>77983286

Has Gura become a real boy yet?

>>77984162
that wasn't soundposted

>>77983716
It's almost like they're lying and their reason isn't the one they're actually saying...

>>77984116
what if you start dating someone and when you are out of the room they randomly cummed in your bag?

>>77984162
yeah

>>77984229
it would be a little bit odd, that’s for sure. but i guess it would prove me wrong!

/ggg/ - fembud general

>>77984116
How about this last question? Also thank you. Fatbud told me to tell you that he feels better and will better his life now.
>>77983957

can people post the untagged gura art they're apparently hoarding

>>77983265
Even stuff like using this website is a superhuman feat of communicating across the globe.
Also, idk if some people have the motivation of being better than others, but to me that seems very unimportant. For example, if I could regenerate from my wounds, that's just extremely useful and wouldn't be devalued by everyone having that ability.
>>77982940
Personally, I think we could effectively grow cybernetics with our own bodies. We can already digest reduced iron, with more digestive enzymes available we could digest anything and create anything within our bodies, including computer parts.

>>77984116
Why are you single fembud, riding the cock carousel or unrequited?

>shark kisses, actual goddamn kisses, were not soundposted
this thread has really fallen

These last few threads have been looking really weird...

>>77984707
I wonder why...

I am sad chumbuds, show me something that will cheer me up

>>77984762
ask bag fembud she is very good at that. she showed us her bra!! she is very cool.

>>77984762

>>77984762

>>77984795
I think she left. the other people did not get their questions answered.

>>77984762
Dinogura with the foot forward always fills me with motivation

>>77983884
What are you talking about? Of course you do. The likes tab makes it so you can find things that other people like. Are you fucking retarded? If someone follows an artist that I don't, and they make Gura art, and that person likes it, I might see it in their likes. And people like way more things than they repost. Like 10:1.
Do you not know how twitter works?
The fact that it's untagged means it's unsearchable. You're much more likely to see art relevant to your interests if you look at the likes of someone who shares your interests.
Are you being serious and you really don't understand, or are you just being an asshole?

>>77984706
I say this all the time threads not about gura. It’s schizos shilling their whores, or trying complain about something that would be deleted immediately in other threads. The good buds just pop in and out now

>>77985025
Yeah you're one of the schizos complaining about Gura mention mentions.

>>77984762

>>77983957
kids are an either or. short answer is yes, probably.
my “type” is incredibly varied. one day i’ll be playing resident evil 4 and think “damn leon is hot” and then the next day i’ll be watching 2022 batman and think “yeah i’d let the riddler hit.” another short answer, i don’t really have one. ideally a guy would share my interests and doesn’t mind if i talk his ear off about things i like.
my dream job would be a forensic lab technician, that would be fucking awesome.
i like games and listening to music, mainly. but i do like to cook and bake and the like.
hope these answers work, anon.

>>77984581
i just don’t get out much, and when i do get out i don’t really talk to people.
>>77984886
there were just quite a few questions, had to think about each one carefully.

Totally not an attention whore btw

>>77984762
>show me something that will cheer me up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQRKhvxh34
This always cheers me up.

>>77984116
>>77984229
I have a statement followed by a question:
Statement: I want to gently, lovingly bully and rape you into your MLP blanket, taking pictures and recording video and forcing you to talk dirty about Gura the whole time, and once I've finished inside you I want to drag Gura over by the hair and shove her face down into your well-raped fembud pucci and make her lick it all out and then force her to make out with you with her cum-smeared face, and then I want to leave you both to embrace and cry on the bed over your now shared sexual trauma, your small chest insecurities and so on
Question: if you had the choice, would you have the above happen if it meant you and Gura traumabonded and became lifelong friends afterwards, or no?

>>77984762

For all we know Gura could have been active today....but the twitter likes just ain't visible

>>77985583
This one makes me smile everytime

the meeting went on long...

Hey guys, I want to send a letter to Gura. For those in the U.S., how much does it cost to send to Japan? How many stamps do I need or could I go to post office and drop it off and pay for it there? I've never sent a letter or anything outside of the country.

>>77985703
I don't think she reads them anymore, and even if she does, Cover removes your name from them now.

>>77983957
Yes but I'll never have them. I'll never get a significant other. I have 3 brothers and 1 sister. All are married with kids, all of my cousins are married with kids. I'm the lover, lol.

>>77985782
How do you know if they remove your names now?

>>77985470
are we SURE this is still hypothetical, chumbud.
>gently, lovingly
if i choose to take this out of context and disregard the rest of the atrocities, which i will, and consider that it would mean lifelong gura companionship.. i… guess? i guess it would be worth it. i know either of these answers would backfire on me later, though. reminder to future anons that this is all hypothetical.

>>77985782
I know that. I still want to send one. Fauna just made a post saying she just read hers. I think they do still read them. I think Gura does too

>>77985136
God you sound exactly like a girl I know even the same career. But she’s not white so it’s definitely not her.

>>77985796
i'm sure you are not her because this post seems more like her >>77985136
Also what do you mean I'm the lover? do you get it on with family?

>>77985782
Gura never said anything about them removing names.

>>77985796
I meant to say *Loser*
See what happens when I don't proof read before sending.

>>77985839
Sorry about them I hope they don't run you off some people are not normal in this place.

>>77985703
Internet says $1.55 for a global stamp

>>77985904
I meant to say loser. It auto corrected to lover and I didn't proof read it. Damn phone auto correct.

Please go back to grooming 2views if you must groom onegai

>>77985872
hoping that’s not a bad thing lol
>>77985904
yeah, the first one you replied to wasn’t me. pretty sure it was just for lolz

>>77986004
I can change that for you... I don't know if you are her because of the other reply that was posted. Care to give us photo proof of some kind? not asking for a nude of you since it was made clear that is not going to happen.

my friend wants to know if Gura accepts gifts and if so, what shoe size is she?

>>77985956
Stop being faggot she’s a grown woman

>>77985583
baby tortul

>>77985796
How old are you and why do you think you will never have kids or a significant other? I think you should get out of that mind set its never to late. How old are you anyway?

>>77985703
one global stamp or three normals.

>>77986084
Most gifts are a no go by cover don’t know about shoes though. I would assume it’s also a no, but her shoe size is one below mumei

>>77986142
again, anon. this isn’t me. sorry for the letdown lol

>>77985839
Don't worry fembud, it was and is indeed hypothetical - you are safe
Also "atrocities" made me kek

>>77986212
I would like to know how old bag fembud is.

>>77986064
You being white or her not being white?

>>77985808
They white them out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AtBAVjg6L8

I sure love Gawr Gura. You know, the one this thread is about?

>>77986064
do you have some proof its you and we are not talking to some random's? Also if you are the real one how old are you?

my wife

>>77986368
That was one time.

>>77985938
Gura didn't say it, no. Irys did. And it seems like she wasn't supposed to mention it.
It's a pretty shitty thing to do.
>>77986368

>>77986425
i'm sure the real one would have some kind of photo like the last times to use as proof. most girls are not going to give their age bud. Be cool if she did. Be cool if she did a lot of things.

>>77986482
>>77986476
It hasn't been mentioned since because it isn't happening.

>>77986344
the fact that i’m like her in the first place lol.
anyways, anons… it’s time for me to make muffins. i’ll be back, and i’ll make sure to try to remember to take pictures. sorry if i miss/missed any replies or questions, i’ll be back later probably.

>>77986382
I believe you mean Gawr Groomer