/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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All the drama, all the everything! Fast board!

>>77949535
24 more hours!

>>77950461
>the longest 24 hours ever.

koyo is on vacation and the board is on fire...

>>77949535
>/holoX/ ended with Koyo
You need double punishment for lying.

>>77951071
Feral Joshu kun this is for your own good!

>>77951239
AHHHH

>Koyo missing today
>Polka missing today
Kinda sus desu senpai

I miss Koyo and her Koyos!

>>77951812
Lui had to go to the hospital.

>>77951970
She looks upset.

>>77952743
Well you did let the lab die.

>>77953043
It wasn't me, in fact I was the one who made the last post before it died.

>>77953241
And I posted Jumbo Joshu!

>>77953241
>it wasn't me but it was me

>>77953493
But I made the last post, so in short everybody else is to blame but me.

>>77953571
From my point of view your post killed the thread.

>>77953673
I'm innocent I swear! I didn't goof off to watch other holos archives.

Catch it Joshus!

>>77953853
I signed off because it was recharging time! I told you to watch the lab! It's your fault that we are not allowed to enjoy tiddies now!

>>77954655

>>77954703
Is there a cartwheeling Joshu?

>>77950914
that’s me!

>>77955828
WAO!

>>77955922
Based.

>>77955922
look at me go!
hmmm... gif?<

>>77956361
WAO!

>>77956361
WAO!!

>>77956561
Based. Can you make him go in the opposite direction too?

>>77956615
Spin that Joshu!

>>77956686
>>77956561
wheeee!

>>77956686
Based.

>>77956561
>>77956686
faster!

>>77957330
AHHHHHHHHH

>>77957444
windmill joshu!

>>77957455
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>77957444
>>77957510
He's gonna get dizzy!

>>77957639
AHHHHHHHHAHHHHAHHHHAHHHHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

>>77957510
WHEEEEEEEE!

>>77957664
j..joshu broke the reality barrier...

>>77957799
Where will he end up?

>>77957826
Who knows?

>>77958000
Where will his adventures take him next?

>>77958593
WAO!

>>77958938
>>77958000
We'll always have each other. Wherever we go.

>>77958593
To bullydom

No one's posted it so here it is
HoloX have new acrylic stands for their alt-outfits which of course includes Koyo's swimsuit parka outfit(aka the SEX outfit)

Least horny Joshu?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aMTCREmYBs

>>77959722

Do you guys think Koyo is a hoarder for things like tabs?

>>77960644
Jiggie Joshu...

>>77960644
Joshu got puzzled...

>>77960801
Yes

>>77960106
It's HoloX + AZKi + IRyS.

>>77961232
Yes

>>77957444
>>77957510
>>77957664
>>77958000
>>77958938
This escalated quickly.

>>77960644
No...

>>77960644

>>77960983
That actually relieves a lot of built up stress for me because I have a TERRIBLE habit of hoarding tabs and I've been trying for possible months trying to close them and make my chromebook run normally (instead of having to force power off because it lags).

Also on a unrelated matter, >>77954655 I have never tasted a koyomelon in my entire life.

Koyo love?!

>>77963268
Not today

>>77963268
Koyo always loves

>>77961768
He spun too fast...

>>77960069
AHHHH

>>77960644
no...

>>77960069
Don't bully or harm joshus! That's not what we are deserve! Koyori loves us! Especially me!

>>77964544
Indeed she kissed me at the end of Asa Koyo!

recharge time watch the lab!

>>77965355

>>77965355
Me on the left.

Recharge time, watch the lab!

>>77967085
Holy shit, she's packing heat!

>>77967886
More like she's in heat

>>77968406

That sly fennec...

Koyo!

koyoyo on the beach

>>77969903
https://x.com/omarupolka/status/1800934451540787533
Wonder if that was it

Joshu vacation

>>77974134
She took a Joshu to the beach?

>>77974134
wao!

>>77974134

>>77979501
im in this picture!

>>77974134
We're properly waterproofed? They told me if I left the lab I'd rust.

>>77980754
i am! were i not id have rusted already just from koyote joyces!

>>77982685
me on the left

I need a new look for my phone! Post Koyo artwork that'll look nice as a phone wallpaper, please!

>>77986656
I just use member wallpapers personally, using September's for the home screen and December for lock screen right now.

>>77986656
Use Koyo and me as wallpaper!

>>77986656

>>77987811
Koyote virus!?

>>77988980
its a koyo big love wallpaper!

>>77990822
pov me!

>>77992561

>>77994065
AHHHH JOSHUS MOUTH EYES ATE KOYOS FINGERS!

Recharge time! Watch the lab!

>>77994402
well okay!

>>77996708

>>77989971
What is she planning?

>>77996780
AHHHH

>>77990822
WAOOO

Post Waterproof Joshu

>>78000484

>>78006113
wet koyo my beloved

>>78002715
Why does she slut like that?

Recharge time watch the lab!

recharge time keep the lab safe!

Gay...

>>78011768
post koyo yuri!

>>78013176
Joshu-kun...

>>77996708
>>78013176
Why did he do it?

>>78016749
It's what no pussy does to a motherfucker

>>78013176

>>78017979
AHHH PUT ME DOWN YOU ARE EMBARASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRIENDS....!

>>78017979
Imagine his punishment off-stream!

>>78020271
Joshu has friends?

>>78023280
Other Joshus.

>>78023280
You are my friend

>>78023280
yeah, me!

>>78020271
Joshu is part of a collective.

>>78023280
yeah golbez!

>>78023975

KOYO!

More SMB2 in a few hours. Prepare your ears!

>>78026440
wao i miss koyo

>>78028318
WAO!

>>78028318
I'm so ready

>>78029209
AHH HER ARMS CANT EVEN REACH IT THEYRE TOO SHORT

>>78029402
its arm lengthening training!

>just spent an hour at the gym
See you later, virgin Joshus! Koyo is all mine!

>>78028318
She's COOKED AHHHHHHHHH

>>78026383
Post that... other one

>>78032382
No, we can't risk the lab!

odayaka my beloved

Joshus, it's time for our ear blessings
KONKOYO

Konkoyo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-AqSKGFwZE

>>78033431
Please, PLEASE do not make really good progress while I'm getting ready to watch this amazing stream.

CHLOEKOYO IS SO BACK

>>78033431
Konkoyo! Great start with ear blessings!
>>78033649
AHHH ALL MY OTHER KOYOPAIRINGS!!

Koyori went to Tokyo Disney.

But we all know Joshu(me) x Koyo is the only true pairing.

what is your favorite pairing?

Earblessings!

>>78033869
Express?

>>78034156
WHAT?

Tsuriichaimu-kun...

Hidden 1up hate!

We're starting early today!

That was a nice blessing

More earblessings!

That was fun.

>>78034908
was?

Desk-kun still couldn't avoid punishment with Tree chime-kun around...

>>78034998
That particular run.

>Aggressive tree chiming
Well that's new

>>78035183
Last she once hit it so harshly it sounded like a can.

>>78033774
me in her arms!

MAYOYO~!

>>78033774
Is that a Lapjoshu in the back?

>>78035094
Koyo is always fun!

>>78035359
WAO
Impressive

If World 7 is giving her trouble, World 8 is going to be absolutely BRUTAL for her.

7-4 KITTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>78035694
Ehh, personally I think world 8 is overall easier.

>7-4 with 3 lives
THIS IS THE RUN!

I voted no on her being able to clear World 7 so that means she'll defo clear world 7.

>>78036024
Good work Bizzarro Joshu

That was a clean 7-3 run

>>78036170
The one that really gives her troubles is the latter part of 7-2.

>>78033918
Koyojoshu!

She's like a big baby tonight.

>>78035868
>Ehh, personally I think world 8 is overall easier.
I feel like 8-3 is going to give her lots of trouble

>>78036933
If she finds the hidden star she'll get it easy.

>>78036879

>>78037008
comfy joshu!

>>78036951
>If she finds the hidden star she'll get it easy.
Good point. I guess I'm also hoping someone doesn't troll her into going to the Warp Zone back to World 5 even though it would be funny as hell.

NANDEEEE

Earblessings and chime!

>>78037388
The only way for that to happen is to get into a specific pipe and that would be very unfortunate.

CUTE KONKOYO IN GOZARUS NEW SONG

Chime-kun...

Desk-kun...

JUGEMU HATE!

i think world 1 is easier than this

Interesting she didn't figure that in 7-2 it's possible to farm lives with the koopa and the spinies.

Koyori that can beat 7-3 doko?

All sorts of noises koyo!

I know Koyo has reached 7-4 before but has she at least reached Bowser at the end of 7-4?
Something tells me she has but I want a confirmation just to be safe.

>>78038712
No, but she reached the part with the flames and made it fairly close to the bridge.

>>78038847
Is that the part where you need to duck under the firebar (which has a block in C-4) or are you talking about another part?

>>78038901
She got past that.

I want to put a litter of puppies inside this hag.

>>78038982
Get in the line and no skipping!

>>78038947
Ah, I see. Then I don't think she has anything else to worry about in 7-4 unless her nerves get the best of her.
And let's be honest, Koyori ALWAYS somehow manages to screw up once she gets past a certain bit in a level. I know its a cruel thing to say but seeing her fail is a good thing because then I get to hear those blessed screams and turn out like poor >>78033359 who no doubt (although I hope I am wrong) can never hear again (unless its really high screams).
>>78038982
I must be the only one here that doesn't want to do that. What I want is to have a genuine friendship with her and hopefully make me get over my perma depression.

She did it!

YATTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

She took exactly two hours less than she expected.

Not gonna lie, when she walked into that fireball (which costed her her powerup) I was half-expecting her to somehow choke and "let" Bowser's hammer hit her just as she was right next to the axe. I'm 100% pleased that she didn't screw up and ALSO allowed me to catch her hitting the axe and ending the level (I was expecting to somehow miss it despite her stream being played on her phone).
Now for the "technical" last world before world 9. Hoping 8-2 doesn't screw her over.

>>78039367
Once she figures where she has to go she won't have much problem, with 7-2 she had a lot of issues past the loop but finding the right way wasn't much of a problem and unlike 7-2 in 8-2 there isn't much to it once you figure where's the vine.

AAAAAAHHHHH I'm in a meeting and missed it

Koyo appeared in Festival's new cover MV

8-2!

>>78039469
>8-2 there isn't much to it once you figure where's the vine.
I guess you make a fair point there, anon, she probably won't have much problem with the level like what I did for one very simple reason:

>* Koyori is a full-grown woman thus will solve the puzzle whereas I was a wee laddie and only happened to solve the puzzle by what I think may have been an accident.

And do you weant to know something else? as I was typing this message Koyori managed to clear 8-1. That means I missed her progress AGAIN because my phone was behind my chromebook and while I know I shouldn't get mad, I like it when I see her clear a level because then it means I can celebrate with all you guys when she beats a level.

>>78040307
>And do you weant to know something else? as I was typing this message Koyori managed to clear 8-1. That means I missed her progress AGAIN because my phone was behind my chromebook and while I know I shouldn't get mad, I like it when I see her clear a level because then it means I can celebrate with all you guys when she beats a level.
That's the spirit.

Here comes...

She found it.

Looks like she solved it...

>8-3
Now this gonna be good.

Okay, 8-2 wasn't the difficult level.
Its 8-3.

8-3 GO

Earblessings!

Rare koyowink.

RED TRAMPOLINE HATE!

Good old tanking the hits to exploit the invincibility.

>vine in 8-3
Whoa...

>>78041346
It does nothing, just coins and you don't progress much.

>>78033869
yeah with me!

>>78041375
>It does nothing
I had a wee nagging feeling that was going to be the case. But it was the first I've seen it because I honestly didn't expect there to be a vine in a hidden block at all.
>just coins and you don't progress much.
But wouldn't she have gotten a free life if she were sitting at around 90ish coins?

>>78035434
lapjoshu love!

>>78037496
wao!

>>78039693
wao link?
the mayo rises!

>>78041591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Z35aXCv9Q

>>78041630
this and kanatas are my favorite so far
koyos doko?

>>78041738
Agreed, I really like how she got the MV to match the anime's OP plus all the references to everyone.
As for when is Koyo's. Soon. Remember to believe in Koyo. She always delivers

8-3 yabai ne...

>>78041738
For me it's Shion.

In reality she doesn't need to bounce off the Paratroopa after jumping on the trampoline but I guess she doesn't trust the jump.

>>78041846
WAO!

Bakakoyo look for the hidden block!

>>78041889
that ones good too!

that was a close jum... Ahhh

new tommorrow! not a clip! about the koyo mario series!

ill miss this when shes done it was a super fun arc

There's a power up hidden between the poison mushroom and the vine but she hasn't found it yet.

DOKU KINOKO KIRAI!

Well at least she figured what she has to do in the final part.

I only now just realised that:
>Koyori is using save states to avoid going back to 8-1.

>>78042511
She said she was going to do it with 7-3 but ultimately didn't.

koyo your muscle memory...

>>78042634
Women have no such thing

>>78042817
she has memories of my muscle!

8-4!

8-4
WAOOOOOOOOOOO

WAO ITS HAPPENING!

why is she using save states

i thought the point of this series was no save states

Now she has to figure the right path.
>>78042933
In reality she's been using them from the beginning, that's how she picked up from where she left before.

>>78042933
she didn't really use them for any level so far, shes just getting practice/getting a look at the levels!

She hasn't figured which one is the first pipe she has to get into, she'll be in this for a while.

>>78042606
Oh, I see.

And as always, its nice to see her progress when I happen to be away from my mobile phone / tablet, but I just want to say something else instead of losing my temper like I always do.

>8-4 doesn't have the background all unique to show its the last castle (as well as lightning in the background) as well as unique music when you encounter the fake bowser (and then the real one).
This is one thing I genuinely miss seeing when I played all-stars version. Oh, and how there use to be more than one toad when you beat a "4" level that the original doesn't have.

>>78043206
At least the Peach animation and music is different from SMB1.

>>78043279
True. But I think the All-stars version was better because it had her glomping you (when you jump in the cage she's in) and you get a picture of her kissing you.

>WATAH IN FIRE
At least she found the first pipe.

>>78043334
post pic!

>>78043423
https://www.reddit.com/r/snes/comments/159yysr/finally_beat_lost_levels_that_game_was_absolutely/

Do excuse the link.

>>78043527
only if you post a good koyo nips picture

>>78043527
wao
whats that about finishing the game 8 times?

>>78043596
Looks like I cannot be forgiven then. Will be deleting my previous reply in a couple of seconds.
>>78043607
All-stars version let's you go to world A after you've beaten world 8 (or 9 if you did it warpless). Original version does not (which requires beating game 8 times then putting in a button combo).

>>78043607
If you beat 8-4 eight times you can access the ABCD levels.

Well Koyori figured the right path now.

Or not...

Man she's so close, she got this!

>>78043655
but the koyo nips...

>>78042987
>that's how she picked up from where she left before.
I know this topic has been solved and all but I just want to see that using save states to pick up from where you last off is perfectly acceptable and justified. Like, she started this stream on World 7 no? Who would REALLY want to see her going all the way back from World 1? Defo not me!
>>78043963
I'm really, really sorry about that, anon. But it was either that or delete my link and because I've no images saved onto my chromebook (plus the "r" site is frowned upon here), I had to choose deleting my link.

AHHHHHHH

>>78044144
no images in chromebook joshu!

zakoyote...

>>78044144
I'll post them for you friend

>>78044267
wao!
based joshu!

>>78044267
B
A
S
E
D

I'll need to remember to make a note to myself to just post links to "koyo titties" in future.

>>78044267
wao! best joshu!

odayakoyote!

Save scumming really is a slippery slope...

>>78044507
Eh at least, she's only using it to restart the level, in the end it isn't like world 8 took her many tries either.

save stateyote!

>She hasn't beaten the level when I was away eating dinner
I was worried incase she had.

>>78044741
don't think shes beating it today!

>>78044807
She'll beat it as long as she stops hesitating with the long firebar.

>>78044842
IKEEE KOYO!

>>78044807
>- When I have Koyori on my phone / tablet and I'm not looking at it (because real life happens), she somehow manages to progress.
>- When I DO look at my screen, she somehow chokes.
Trust me, she's beating this game and possibly world 9 as well. Its just a matter if whether I catch her doing it or not.

>>78044992

It seems like the game's bugged. She's going the right way and is getting sent through the loop. At least that seems to be the case following the level map I'm looking at.

>>78045027
The problem is that she takes too long, with Mario going back and forth and that makes the loop fail.

>>78045069
AHHH KOYOWARI DA!
>>78044992
cursed joshu!

>>78045069
Ah, that'd do it

Yeah, if she keeps wasting time to cross the lava to jump over the firebar I don't think she's beating this today.

koyowari da

>>78045020
Is that image suppose to imply that I'm spewing BS or something?

Well at least she figured she doesn't have to wait half hour in the lift.

She solved the puzzle! Now all that's left is:

- The pipe that takes her to the fake Bowser and a little more path of progress until she meets the real bowser. If this were the all-stars version unique music would play when fake Bowser is encountered.

>>78045642
will desk kun make it?

>>78045784
Chime-kun is there for him.

AHHHHHH

Well that was close, there's a secret power up in near the pipe after the long corridor.

Koopa Ao :o

>* All-stars version the fake Bowser you first encounter in 8-4 is incapable of spewing fire (I think all fake Bowser's that throw hammers cannot do it). Only the real Bowser can throw hammers / spit fire.

>>78045958
but all the 4 levels have fire!

>>78045958
Also the All-Stars version uses the wrong palette. There's a pallette for it that goes unused.

>>78045544
There is a way to make sure koyo succeeds, that's all

AHHHH

koyo...

>>78046008
Can you elaborate further on what you mean by that? I want to make sure I don't make an arse of myself because I for some reason cannot decipher what you're telling me.
>>78046013
Oh, I see. Thank you (I do mean that) for explaining that to me, anon.
>>78046016
I actually forgot about that wee bit of detail.

>>78046135
https://tcrf.net/File:SMASSMB1-bowsersbrother.gif

>>78046135
all the -4 levels have flying flames no?
>>78046185
anon your gif...

>>78046185
When I said "elaborate futher" I meant it towards >>78046008

She found the hidden the power up.

savannah experts, what did she just say?

>>78046231
>anon your gif...
What about it?

>>78046265
That she laments losing like that and is very embarrassed of that display.

>>78046231
>* Bowser's from world 1 to 5 they all spit fire when you encounter him.
>* World's 6 to 8 they throw hammers instead. In the original they spat fire AND threw hammers but in the all-stars version, the hammer Bowser's only threw hammers whereas the real one threw hammers AND spat fire.
* Fun fact: D-4 (all-stars) version the real Bowser is incapable of spitting fire. He can only throw hammers.

This is what you meant, no?

>>78046288
embed didn't work for me but works when i click it, weird

SHE DID IT!

>>78046337
yes!
translator joshu

YATAAAAAAA

AHHHH DIDN'T GET A PIC

SHE MOTHERFUCKING DID IT!! I'M REALLY GLAD I SAW IT BECAUSE I WAS PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE THE STREAM (and thus activate the curse where she progresses and I miss it).

...Is she not goibng to bother doing world 9? I see from her going back to 8-1 she's possibly going to clelar world 8 for real now (which I'll probably miss since I need to play chess).
>>78046384
Cheers! I always have difficulty trying to dechiper what people are telling me and I always have to ask them to explain further. Yes that even includes things anyone could understand (yet I can't because I'm genuinely autistic and retarded).

>>78046488
chess joshu!
have fun!
hehe i was kinda vague so no worries!
all joshu love!

I like the way she completely mispronounced the message from Peach.

>>78046342
Also, not gonna lie but I really wish Nintendo put that palette in for the fake Bowser in the all-stars version rather than not putting it in at all. If I hadn't seen the different colour in the original version I might have no known it exists.
>>78046550
>have fun!
Believe me anon, I'm not gonna have fun at all. Not because I hate chess or anything... but mostly because:

- My nephew is younger than me and is more skilled than me.
- I can't concentrate as good when playing like I use to be and thus make quite a few blunders. And when I make a blunder I go "fuck this" and just give up and take as many pieces as I can (before I get checkmated).

If it were up to me I would rather spend the majority of my life on here and watching streams. Listening to Koyori's blessed screams is much more interesting than me possibly getting upset and getting beat at chess by my nephew.

>>78046675
In the original the fake Bowser uses an "underground" palette.

>reiwa-era clear
lol

>>78046733
Yea Bruce is pretty obviously a fake

Now she only has to beat the game 7 more times to finall unlock A-1.

Too bad Silver Surfer wasn't released in Japan, otherwise she should play that.

>>78047327
She's not doing this even though I would have loved to see her unlock world A.
Actually, wouldn't it be more ideal to beat the game off-stream and THEN do the lettered worlds on-stream?

>>78048394
Yes.

>>78049124
Exposed koyo!

>>78049146
Fingers crossed that happens in the near future!

>>78049488
Hentai Joshu not thinking on the advertiserskoyo!

Always end with Koyo.

>>78049618
They're all mayo now

Always end with pure Koyo.

pure sex koyo

>>78050123
You'll retrieve a punishment!

>>78050163
Good.

End with seiso Koyo! Koyo is seiso idol!

Aaaaaaaah die

大変だね

Koyo!

Koyo!

We'll end with Koyo!

Always

>>78049488
>>78050187
>>78050940
*licks*

Koyoend!

End with Koyo!

Always!