/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77969839

>>77969959
Is there a list of Holos that would be dead fish in bed?

smelly

>>77969959
How am I supposed to enjoy it if she just lays there and hates the whole experience?

>>77970177
is not like you got her in the mood in the first place.

>>77970177
what do you mean hate
look at that consistent :3

>>77970177
skill issue

>>77969839
Boring if we're being honest. Sex with ina would be like having sex with someone who's on a vegetable state.

>>77969839
Mid

>>77969839
Pretty terrible. Ina is a sexual killjoy.

>>77969839
she exhausts herself after the first few involuntary contractions and gasps for air until you're done
her unhealthy hikki lifestyle has not prepared her womb

>>77970364
>a vegetable state.
Idaho?

Crying and kicking nonstop and then turning into deadfish with eyes filled with void. Not recommended.

Horrível

>>77970630
get out of here ina

>>77969839
about the same as masturbating with a warm, dry onahole

>>77970630
Kek

>>77969839
Non stop squishy hair tentacle sucking until its dry

she would probably be very shy and precarious you would probably need to take the lead and be very careful with her but then it would be the most passionate and love filled sex ever.

>>77969839
realizing she has premature ejaculation as her squishes squirting gives away her orgasms

>>77970630
OBJECTION!

Potatoes are bulky grains not vegetables (in some dietary guidelines anyway).

>>77969839
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.
You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.
The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.
Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.
The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.
The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.
You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.
Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.

>>77976631
it's been a while since i read this pasta

>>77969959
So lifeless like your sex doll

>>77970688
> Not recommended.

BUT NOT A SUGGESTION FOR MY DICK EITHER

Would Ina consent to anal?

>>77969959
Coomers on /vt/ once again reminding me why Ina hates coomerbait.

>>77969839
I would only settle for a nuru massage from Ina as she rubs her entire naked slender flat chested body up and down me until I sexy time explode

>>77969839
boring

like fucking a dead fish

>>77969839
The stench of kimchi would permeate the air when she's aroused.

>>77969959
Im diamonds!

>>77985163
thats basically rape anon..

>>77969839
like salty bags of milky coins

>>77985112
Ina is not a clean girl?

>>77969839
short

>>77969839
vanilla handholding, kissing, leglock nakadashi while she whispers in your ear

>>77986517
It’s only rape if they’re conscious

>>77969839
heaven

>>77994504
based

Are koreans even good at sex?

>>77969839
Entitled and morose

>>77970688
h-hot

>>77979208
So you're Korean too?

https://files.catbox.moe/umwh8z.png

Like this

Are we including the Lovecraftian tentacles? If so, I think it would be life-changing and ruin me for other women. 11/10 would recommend

>>77969959
Like sex with a quadriplegic

>>77969839
Idk, ask kronii

>>78001966
If they were they wouldn't be overrun by a tyrannical feminist cult.

>>78014875
oh fuck off, incels are part of the reason their birth rate is in the shitter to be begin with

>>77969839
Boring, I get the feeling Ina is a slightly asexual prude with a starfish approach to physical activities with others.

>>77970688
Seriously can you imagine a pathetically weak Ina trying to shove you off of her, crying until snot comes out her nose, too out of breath to even keep screaming? Horrible.

>>78023084
I can imagine that, and it makes my pp hard

>>78015793
maybe they should force them to have sex, they could solve both the incel and the birth rate problem at the same time

>>77969839
>ctrl+f "xylophone
>0 results
takos are slacking

My bed wouldn't survive NO MATTER WHAT.

dead fish