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alban LOVE !!!!!!!!!!!

thanks for baking, wife love! the new umbrella merch looks so good i'm so excited

I am going to buy too many umbrellas...https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1800709641300779061

gomen i was going to bake for the first time but i spent 20 minutes picking an image and got beaten to it

>>77933822
i was outside and i let out a little scream when i saw it.......i want one so badly but i'm not sure which to get since alban isn't in it
>>77933868
aaa sorry anon !!!! the first bake is always the scariest

>>77933969
i'm glad you took it, i'm certain something wasnt right kek

https://x.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1800717195967856868
HELLO? CUTE?

>>77934255
alban looks so slutty i love it

Ah, we're getting another bunch of merch drops all at once to make my wallet cry I see

News:
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Celebration site: https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/en_3rd_anniversary/
NijiEN NBA collab: https://collection.rakuten.co.jp/feature/nba_nijisanji/en/
Luxiem Bamco Collab Announced: https://x.com/KainKily/status/1791413426683826672
ENJOY Rainy Days merch releases June 12: https://www.anycolor.co.jp/en/news/m6u3k03y0lcr
Luca, Shu, Sonny, and Uki at NijiEN Summer Jam in Anime Expo July 6 (3D Concert, Livestreamed, physical tickets on sale May 16): https://www.nijisanji.jp/events/AX2024_summerjam/
TTT and Noctyx at AnimeImpulse Phoenix August 3-4: https://x.com/animeimpulse/status/1792395965443563848
Shu at AniEx Rainbow August 24-25: https://x.com/AniEx_event/status/1799411057170997385
Alban, Luca, and Shu scale figures: https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1737669737298243784
Krisis Palverse Pale figures announced: https://x.com/bushi_hobby_en/status/1738378892723773541
Ike will be getting a figure: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1678776453553430528
Outfit status:

Merch on sale:
Ike bday
Heroes First Anniversary
Krisis Fragrance
NijiEN 3rd Anniversary Luxnoc Chibi

Recent & Upcoming Projects:
Ren and Doppio NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psp_opqfX9c
Aster Anime: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0rMX-TbX_I
Shu and Sonny NijiEncounter Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dkl_qZnjC_E
Ike Instrumental Orisong: https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1784610521951490267
Alban Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwCuoD49yAI
Luca Duet Cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uZMbxXaCNs
Uki Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2r7xfCOnmU
Fulgur Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC2bCR87LYs
Noctyx Orisong: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Vox Movie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewNBqazPepk
Vox Movie Soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V1OJoGHC9Q

Even though it isn’t necessarily true that vox streamed specifically when I was overstimulated and said all those nice things about us being married and in love and saying all those nice things, I’ll hold onto it for a little while. And him being small again is giving me a special type of feel. Thank you demon and happy birthday ikey

>>77934427
love you newskindred !!! thank you always !!!

>>77934427
FUCK YOU NIJI IM ON THE TRAIN BACK FROM WORK I CANT UPDATE MY DOC

>>77934528
KEK they do this specifically to fuck with you

>>77933969
i have to get my oshi's of course but bar his my favorite designs are millie's and ren's

>>77934528
I'll admit I laughed a bit when you posted right after the next set of merch dropped...I'm sorry...

he's asking me to bite his neck here

>>77934601
>>77934718
I had to spend so long formatting it right since it’s fucked on mobile. Next they’re gonna announce luxiem 3d or something when I’m on the shitter

how can one boy be so slutty

>>77934255
the art is so good... I find it funny that they advise not to put the stickers on skin though contrary to the art kek

>>77935100
they should've made temporary tattoos

I CANT WAIT TO CUM IN MY REN HANDKERCHIEF OH MY GOD

Behold, rambling. My porridge and soup diet continues, but it's worth it.
Pio's Rainy Days merch is so cute, I'll probably get a full set of it... and I'll need a second umbrella so I can actually USE one. I really like the flowers and colour of Reimu's umbrella too, but all of them are really clean, solid designs.
At least I can pass on some of the Face Decor stuff since I get sad when I use stickers. Maybe just a couple of badges... the poses make me want the standees though. Ugh.

>>77935145
That and/or pins. So many of those designs would be perfect as pins....

>>77935160
"used" handkerchief sales when

>>77935287
ugh they would've been perfect as pins.....

>>77935287
enikara hire us to design your merch. you still haven't made the fridge magnets i asked for, we only got some with the manekineko collab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psp_opqfX9c
10 minutes.

clark stream
https://www.youtube.com/live/70t0ytWlLW0

Flavour, Flavour! Play Back, Play Back!

next ENcounter please include uki singing a more high energy song plsplsplsplspls

sex art

I'm going fucking crazy this is sex.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SEXO

THIS IS SO GOOD HOLY SHIT

SEXX???

oh fog sedssex rihg tnow please

I fucking love men. Pio for the love of everything just destroy me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu4PQdIC36Y
Yellow-green?

I'm so scandalized I can't believe that artwork of them on the bed is in a nijisanji en official music video

double penetration with ren and doppio

>>77937070
ah... no oogi then... probably the ladies this time

Am I schizo if I say Ike and Wilson even though I don't think Yuyu really sings?
Or Luca and Feesh?

sluts and whores. all of them are SLUTS AND WHORES

>>77937267 (me)
Nvm that's probably Elira? and someone

announced slightly early petra and reimu

staff-san you jobber...

>>77937571
staff san messed up kek......

>>77937571
Good. If it was boys again a specific subset of people would get super uppity in their extra annoying way. I can wait another month

Idk if that's my style but I hope it'll come out nice!
Do you think it's two for boys, two for girls? or two, two and mixed?

>>77937755
ooohhh that would make a lot of sense
2 2 2 - 6 songs in total?

>>77937870
Either 2-2-2 or 2-2-1 and they break the 2-person rule and the mixed will be a group is my guess.

I could gush forever about today's stream but I'm too tired. demon love forever

Mega list of the overlap tonight because I'm obsessed
Zomboid
Uki https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6rCv8zYIsQ
Willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6r8R5qm2c
Apex
Ryoma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjN7IfpUPQs
Aster https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISZc53LFrMA
Claude https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70t0ytWlLW0

Pio and Ren https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_jagjrQQuWQ

>>77937755
no shot they didn't put uki or ike in an encounter, there has to be more with boys included

https://x.com/daedawdaw/status/1800726667150913600
he's finally got socks on

DOPPPIOOOOOO SEX
i want to gag on his doppidick
his piopenis

>>77938535
according to main elira said there are 12 songs total but i don't know how true that is

CUTE DEMON IS BACK HE'S SO CUTE AND SO LOVELY I'VE MISSED THIS MODEL SO BADLY! I'm so happy!

renpio Playback sex...

>Five thousand kindred sitting in front of a screen
>Vox's stream is on
"aaaaAAAAAAaaaaa DaaaDDDYYYYYY UWWWWOOOO!" "DADDY UR SO SEXY" "I love you milord!"
>"Alright, that'd be all from me today, I love you all kindred, here's a big kissy, MWEH."
>All of kindred start spamming supas and making out violently with the screen
"BYEEEE DADDY!" "小盒我爱你!" "TSKR MILORD" "I love you Vox!"
>Stream ends
>One by one, the smiling kindred each blink slowly
>Their eyes all widen as they begin to search around the room, confused
>Already the tears have begun
"D-daddy? Where are you? Daddy!?" "Vox你在哪儿!?" "H-Help! Milord disappeared! waa!"
>Panic sets in, the kindred begin to aimlessly search for Vox
>The search ends almost as soon as it began, with the kindred succumbing to despair
"NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO! UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!" "WHERE'S DADDY!?" "I- I- I MISS MILORD!"
>After a long bout of uncontrollable sobbing, the kindred become manic in their desperation
>Some begin running around the room in circles, others begin pounding the wall with their gnarled fists, deepthroating their Vox Akuma acrylic stands, or masturbating furiously to his ASMR VODs.
"HE HATES US! HE HATES US AND HE'S NEVER COMING BACK!" "WHY MILORD!? I PROMISE I'LL BE A GOOD KINDRED! PLEASE! WHYYYY!?" "DADDYYYYY UUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"
>The hysteria lasts as long as the kindred still have energy in their shriveled bodies
>Once that energy is exhausted, the kindred yet again collapse into despair
"aaaaaaaaaaa啊啊啊啊啊啊" "ddd ddadddyyy" "...uuuuUUUUUuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuu..."
>This period of catatonia can last for days on end, but usually triggers after a few mere minutes.
>Hours later, the monitor reactivates
>Vox's Runescape BGM starts playing as his next stream begins
>The familiar sight and sounds of their daddy rouses the kindred from their torpor
"ooo..." "hmm?" "mmm..."
>Vox appears onscreen
"Hello kindred." *farts* "I've missed you."
>The kindred, suddenly reinvigorated, quickly spring to their feet
"MILORD!" "DADDY'S BACK!" "HE LOVES US!"
>Scrambling up to the monitor, the kindred take their seats and Hitachi wands and settle in for the stream
>And the cycle continues.

>>77939115
happy day for you pastakindred!

>>77939095
that would make sense, going from the 3rd anniversary to the 4th. maybe the last one will be a branch song...? i'll wait patiently for my girl and guy duet if there are that many in store.

>>77939095
Someone said she walked it back and said she doesn't actually know but god I wish

>>77939095
Enough songs for a year would be neat, and it would allow a good chunk of EN to participate. So I hope this ends up being true!

>>77939095
If it's true then we get a good chance for more boy duets I am one of the people who does wish for a boy girl duet only because the ones we've already had in EN are amazing to me, not because of some gender war or something

They're going to jail for killing me with their dicks

>>77939521
this board really grates on my nerves with that shit sometimes when having male/female duets is the most mundane combination musically... as an utaitefag i think of it purely in terms of whose voices i want to hear together

VANTA LOVE! Gm anon this week has been great so far!!
Playback was so good! Ren killed it as always and Pio rap was SEX
Also happy birthday Ike!!

>>77940197
ballin! vanta has sexy art in the deco collab

playback is so good

wish I could help pio clean his balls

>>77937571
Oh that's going to fuck so hard

Luca joining the overlap parade

I feel like WAGMI... with all the troubles and all the tears this year, I wouldn't trade my rainbros and our livers for anything in the world.

>tried to buy a dictionary
>accidentally bought a thesaurus
>full of knowledge but doesn't know what it actually means
some kind of ancient oracle shit

Ike collab with........ someone, once he finishes setting up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fC22SRQRO9w

he was awake 4 hours ago and resuming liking everyone's comments which means he mustve went to sleep early after a good day's work like a respectable little boy

>>77945563
oh nevermind he tweeted happy bday to ike too! i wonder if he was in chat or anything

fuck, I only really watch Doppio in collabs but his umbrella is soooo cute, I really want it...

>>77945563
uki talked about him today albanian :3 said he's doing well

>>77945563
Forehead, perfect for kiss

>>77946068
NTA(albanian) but thank you ueueue even though we got an update in members it's nice to hear from the boys....i love noctyx

Oh it's Hakka. Apparently Ike is literally within a couple of minutes walk from him right now.

oh!! hakka!

>>77946068
aww i'm happy... lots of people i watched this week mentioned either talking to him when he announced his break or after... nijiEN warm...

i don't think these two boys have taken a single breath since they went live

Hakka likes Yuyu!! And Ike hyping him up... cute.

>>77947557
Everyone wants some Willy

Godspeed bird man, forced to eat spice.

>one hour wait
fug

The Swede taking the spice better. Nice boy noises.

Swedish curses!

I love this ronin like you wouldn't believe

Is /mans/ being nice today or is it another shitfest. I miss going there, too...

I'm so glad I'm awake to see Ikey and his bestie...~

>>77950063
they're being idiots, they're also raiding main, unless its falseflaggers, but there's still a raid in main

>>77950063
Shitposting and raiding in there and in main, linking to other threads, a touch of dox, the usual. I'll assume it's not actually them but whatever either way.
It's been good fun! They're cute together. I feel a little bad that Ike has been forcing spicy food into him.

>>77950137
>>77950218
That's so disappointing, if unsurprising...

I wonder if this is the first time they've met? I'm so happy for them finally being able to spend time together!! How can you call someone your oshi and not support their happiness? I will never understand.

>>77950601
it's probably just a raid don't read too into it, no one posts that much for other nijisanji collabs that have happened. also this is the first time they met irl i think? ike was staying 3 minutes away from where hakka was

>>77949467 (me)
he's sick... I'm going to love him more and hold his hair while he pukes

I really love how these two can go on and on together.
Also Ryoma... poor boy.

Keys... I hate this.

ive wandered into stars clips or occasionally and have seen them on my tl but havent really watched much of them, hakka and ike are very cute and make good convo. i really like hakka's singing, it reminds me of screamo utaites i used to listen to

I do not want the Ike shitting stream.

which will happen first, ike and alban shota kitten caviar eatingKU100 ASMR collab or ike and hakka chugging sprite after horfing down bananas who can hold their throw up the longest endurance stream

>>77952972
Both back-to-back.

>>77952972
Both at once, Ike suffers immensely.

>>77952272
I want them to collab on a song so bad

Ike and Hakka are connected like brothers.... or lovers

>>77953220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OawrlVoQqSs

Ahh KagePro... Ayano no Koufuku Riron my love.

i miss flaypio

Inokori Sensei! I haven't listened to that for ages.

Oliver... my sweet, beloved boy. I miss him.

That was really cute! He was happy and that makes me happy, that's all I need.

tooth rottingly cute collab, i hope this means they organize more zatsus in the future

Unless I'm blind the day is... mostly clear. I can finally rest, goodnight.

>>77954362
gn, yuyu and hex are on in the morning for states anons but other than that the rest of the day is empty until night time

wrote porn for someone in /main/ but (you) get first dibs anons

>>77951960
>Recording is hard work, and by the time Ren has finished his set, he's sweaty but beaming, radiant from the joy of performing and giving his all to something he's truly passionate about. Doppio high-fives him on the way into the studio, just as eager to perform, and Ren settles in to watch from outside of the soundbooth with a bottle of water and a smile.

>It's fascinating how different they are. Ren is composed and collected, directing his energy into his vocals -- but Doppio is ever-brimming with a boundless sense of enthusiasm and he's active in the booth, even copping an admonishment from producer to tone it down so his movements aren't picked up on the mic. He takes it all in good cheer, taking a moment to sort of shake off all his excess enthusiasm -- and then he bows his head, leans close to the mic, and he begins to rap.

>Ren blinks. He knew it was coming, but it's... different to see it performed live like this. Doppio glances up from under the fringe of his long lashes and seems to stare right at Ren, and he finds his throat suddenly parched for reasons unrelated to his earlier recording session. Doppio holds his gaze while growling out his risque lines and as he wraps up his set, he trails a hand down his torso, slowly, suggestively, like he's showing off for an audience of one.

>Despite himself, Ren shivers at the sight, a twinge of something hot and carnal stirring in him at the sight. There is a challenge in Doppio's gaze, an invitation: 'if you want it, come take it.'

>As Doppio leaves the booth and wraps up his own set as cheerful and energetic as he always is, Ren wonders for a moment what's gotten into him -- is he overthinking things? Is he pent-up and looking for an outlet? Doppio links arms with him in the most casual of ways as they head for the elevator, excitedly babbling about how recording went and how he thinks the final mix will sound, finally settling down from his post-performance zoomies once he realizes that Ren's been quiet this whole time.

>"Hey... you okay?" He asks, tilting his head to the side a little as he fixes Ren with a look of concern. It's like another subtle invitation, Ren thinks, as he finds himself staring at Doppio's lips and wondering how they must taste. He moves slowly, a predator stalking its prey, the instincts of an alien king about to make a conquest taking over his kinder, gentler nature -- and Doppio just raises one pierced eyebrow in response to the challenge, a faint smirk painting itself across his features as he's backed against one wall of the elevator -- as he allows himself to be caged in like this. Ren lets out a harsh breath, something in him reacting to this clear sign of submission, of invitation, and he leans in close, eager to taste this man who's been so intent on riling him up today--

>The elevator dings as they reach the reach the ground floor of the building. Ren lets out a shaky exhale as though coming back to himself, releasing Doppio's jacket and wondering when he even grabbed onto it in the first place.

>"We're gonna miss our mee~ting," Doppio teases, in a sing-song tone, his voice still low and husky. He leans in, and the press of his lips is so brief it could be mistaken for a figment of Ren's imagination, there and gone again. Ren instinctively licks his lips after the fact and tastes thee faintest remnants of something sweet. He bites his lip, eyes slipping closed as he attempts to compose himself- only to snap open once more when Doppio grabs his hand and starts dragging him along towards their Uber, laughing softly at the dazed look on the other man's face all the while.

>"We've still gotta do that promo shoot tomorrow," Doppio says as they settle into the back seat of their ride. "On a bed together," he adds, lowering his voice even if it's unlikely that their driver speaks english. "I'm not sure about posing myself, though... maybe you can come back to my hotel room and give me some pointers?" He asks, that same little smirk on his face, equal parts challenge and tease. Ren can't help but to mirror it with one of his own.

>"I think I might have some ideas," he murmurs, trailing one pointed finger of his gauntlet down Doppio's chest as he speaks and taking note of the way the man shivers subtly under his touch.

>But then his cellphone rings, Ren swears as he fumbles to answer it, Doppio laughs that beautiful, self-indulgent cackle of his, and it's back to business as usual for the rest of the workday.

>>77955541
>>77933559
I forget every fucking time and I'm the one maintaining the fucking document, aiya...

>>77955541
>predator stalking its prey
very nice... i never thought about this ship until playback and the whole sharing a bed thing made me get it

>>77955810
Me either but I'm here for any and all ships with the boys. Doppio's gonna have fun taking Ren's weird alien anatomy kyaa~

>>77955541
when I get you? When I get you anon? When I get you? I love your writing

>>77956785
This might be the nicest and most threatening comment I've ever received thank you anon.

do you think ike and hakka are having sex right now

>>77957517
Ike's neighbor banging his wall is drowned out by their sex noises and occassional interruptions to reference some vine or tiktok
>dude you just sounded like-
>like that pufferfish meme video ahaha you read my mind
>thrusts harder

wtf someone from main stole my CoT image...

>>77958279
no.......

>>77958279
i'm so sorry anon...

bump

willy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=licNef24EUM
wuca has been alive and is almost done with the game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZTDarWFphA

wuca beat the final boss!

Can a chinese anon help me out here, what's a bml and how will ticketing work? will there be a livestream? https://x.com/Shyshy_ii/status/1800449341045489822

>>77963393
I don't know how ticketing will work but BML is the concert, b2's concert

>>77958279
Dishonor on them, dishonor on their cow

arubaaaaaaaaaaaannnn
https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1800876217966735627

>>77964076
SUICIDE POSTPONED

We're going to bed now, laters

Return to Oma arc is more emotionally resonant to me than a lot of the modern anime I've watched and I'm not joking. When I finally get more free time I swear I'll write something about his storytelling

>>77964609
o7 lucub I hope you have a comfort pillow for your hole

guunai

>>77964609
consider an extra-thick lubricant to help with the friction!

I am going to turn into dust. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE IS THERE

>>77966825
TWO MORE? one of them should be the next nijiencounter, then what

wonder if any of the boys will join the niji GTA server

>>77967763
Who were involved in the last GTA rp server? I'm sure they might be tempted to hopcon.

>>77968261
luca, wilson, claude, lam bros? i hope they all join again... and there's the chance to interact with JP, please...

>>77968617
I want Doppio to join in with them, I can't imagine what he'd get up to. We could probably convince Ryoma to join if you tell him about the car customization...

>>77967763
Isn't it a NijiJP server? Or at least I think it'll be mostly JPs playing on it. Which can filter some of our boys due to senpai autism and the language barrier.

>>77967630
>dussy
you ever wonder if one of the pio's was a cuntboy, would the others also be have one or would they have different genitals

https://x.com/hyperjapanevent/status/1800891874493755788
Hey news Kindred, Niji's at a UK con.

>>77969536
meloco is joining so if they get over their nerves and ask to join they should be able to

>>77969536
i hope they get brave especially since several JP members extended a sympathetic hand back in february

>>77970481
Neat! I don't see anything about meet and greets, but at least Vox is in both panels/performances, it looks like?

>>77970754
Looks like it'll be Vox, Elira, and Kotoka.

>>77970857
Yeah! And they are all listed in both of the events on the page, whatever those end up being.

>>77970481
Thank you, I’m glad britanons get a con. NOW WHEN ARE EAST COAST CONS GONNA STOP BEING PUSSIES AND GIVE ME MY MAN OVER HERE

congratulations brits!!

dead

Hexo been alive for a while https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w5N6vDUtNE

a writefag here, post a boy and a topic/theme/kink and i'll see what i can do.

>>77976002
can i ask for some brothers that secret incest while their parents are in the house

>>77976002
Luca, sneaky, predicament bondage

Please and thank you I need some food

>>77977460
q: are you or luca the one in bondage

>>77977367
i like it, i'll do my best.

>>77976002
uki as a camboy streamer who invites an extremely nervous sonny over to costar. yes the idea is from cot

>>77977818
thank you anon! i can't get the part from andy and leyley where the mom walks in on them being touchy-feely on the couch out of my head..

There is an air of fa****ness in Nijisanji.

>>77977818
Me :3

>>77979896
FrociaggineEN

Can’t stalk my oshi’s likes anymore. Fuck you elon

>>77979896
Fatherness

Looking through my old pics and this was such a good memory... Vegas love, Luca love.

ver's likes are private now ....sad

>>77976002
coffin of voxy and fufu with nasty incest sex

fuck elon for hiding likes

>>77986994
One of the highlights of my days would be randomly checking Ike's liked tweets and seeing him spam-liking all the recent posts in his pape tag... All of that joy, that shared moment of happiness, taken away right before my eyes...

>>77986994
I hope Elon gets in a cybertruck and explodes, just him spontaneously combusting in that bitch.

what a sleepy wednesday

it is a sleepy wednesday...

>>77990948
cute tgbt

>>77982941
looks fun
i haven't taken pics with my merch in a bit

>>77991893
It was a great time, I wonder if anyone was looking at me weirdly with my nui... but hell, I was probably the least remarkable person there.

I want to take more pics with them someday, it's just been a while since I've gone somewhere scenic.

love it when artists draw him like a creature

>>77992795
people stare or bother you way less than you expect, no one's ever asked about my merch or nuis if i'm in a non weeb place

still waiting for purple & magenta to sing together one day

i can't stop listening to play back...... not sure why since i don't usually feel this way towards them but i can't stop having lewd thoughts about the boys

>>77996220
for me it's the whispering

is there any extension to get back likes.... I need to stalk my oshi's likes ueee

sucking both their cocks at once

>>77998479
I never checked anyones likes, what do you find in there?

>>77998479
OldTwitter dev seems to be onto something.

Thank god like stalking isn't as creepy as I thought it was

JP students ITT please help mama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oONxonzqgwY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKfXl_exZfQ
ver shashingo

>>77998746
fanart, replies... anything to keep track of when my oshi wakes up

>>78002164

porn in the morning... gn

asta soon

umbrellas and stickers on sale

Merch is live I think. Unless it already was?
Pio is probably going to be cute tomorrow... but I'm going to be at an appointment...

just ordered my ren stuff lets go

I don't need three copies of the umbrella. I don't. But what if one gets damaged and I need a backup AND one to keep safe at home?

boy am I glad that he has fans that at least respect the vision these days, the execution may have been a little rough but it's worth it for the resolution we have now and I honestly don't want people around him that actively reject his best quality

I'm actually going to burn that muskrat alive

>>78003534
setting up his hidden cameras

CHADster is assembling his league 5stack

Correction is needed

>>77933532
i love him

watching Uki's vod, love the gap moe from him uncontrollably giggling at fart noises he's so fucking cute

arknights anons.. did you see the sanrio collab...

https://x.com/alban_knox/status/1801124173621657624

death
goodnight anons

>>78019798
I SAW!!!!!!!!!! LEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MLYNAR GUDETAMA@!!!!!!!!!!!

boop

i can't decide what umbrella to fucking get they're all so good but expensive and it's not like i need more than one...

albanyan BUMPO DES

albump

>>77970481
A rare win for Brits letsgoooo
Hotels in London are so fucking expensive urgh
I know there’s at least one other Brit in here. If you’re going let’s meet up and meet up and make awkward small talk

>>78034377 (me)
Fucking said meet up twice, why am I retarded
It must be because I miss my French husband

I hope one day reality collapses and portals open around the world and we can all finally have a meet up at a concert for the boys

Gm gamers

>>78039810
GM!!!!!!!!!!!!! how was your sleep

>>78040070
Really good, I wish likes came back but I know elon won't do it

>>78040374
don't worry anon, I bet there are people right now working on something to counteract this
and if there aren't, I'm just going to suicide bomb elon musk himself

>>78040822
in minecraft, right?

wife time!
https://www.youtube.com/live/rT0LyuitgUc

>sorry about the gasp earlier, i just got the best messages i got by my manager
WHAT IS IT WIFEEEE IS IT 3D? SHOTA MODEL? PERMS FOR A FUCKED UP VN? A BL SPONSORSHIP? ARE YOU GONNA BE IN A GAME?

https://youtu.be/hvyL58sXohI
Watching Sonny get roasted alive in this clip is so funny to me. He briefly reverted to debut Sonny. Man has been doing this every debut wave but he finally got called onii and he could not fucking cope with it. I love it so much. I want to do this to him.

>>78042968
It might be being in a game actually, IIRC Fuuchan was trying to get perms so that Grim from A Date With Death could wear Legatus' outfit, because Two and a Half Studios were down for it.

>>78043091
i had forgotten about that, i was coping that his mane-san sucked enough cock they're finally letting him play raging loop

>>78043091
cant wait to fuck grimmy/legatus and give him so much soul babies

>>78041476
cutie
I love how this artist draws him

CUTEEEEEEE i wanna hold hands with wifeeee

>>78043762
still not over this bit of fansa

>>78043893
i wanna hold wife's hand and never let him go... why am i getting yume in this silly kid's game...

>>78043981
AAAAH HE'S GIVING HUGS

a long-time friend of mine is heavily involved in the community of this game and this might finally how i drag them into the vtuber dungeon. god bless you fuuchan.

kek that comfydant sucking him under the table

>>78044959
you're in luck, wife wants to play this every month

I wanna get the umbrella merch so bad but I know they're not even gonna be good umbrellas for everyday use where I live so it's not that useful to me

i'm glad the idea of shota wife is slowly being infiltrated to the hivemind

wife lieing down ready for rape!

>>78045772
You could use it as a sun umbrella if anything

>>78045772
you could use it as a chuuni blade but pio-san advised specifically against it....

>>78042968
wait... did i hear that right?
>dramatical murder not this week or next week but some other time?
could this be the good news?

>>78046325
I do not go outside when it's sunny enough for that to be a relevant use... Maybe when they make one with my oshi

>>78046747
i was in a meeting so i missed a bit, wtf i hope this is true

hexo alive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eX4RxtRUZM

if you were stranded on a deserted island which boy would you want to be stranded with?

>>78049800
i feel like alban and ver would be the most edible if i had to resort to cannibalism
ike is my oshi, and convincing him to have sex with me before we die is appealing
the obvious choice however is vox, because he has wings sometimes, he'll just fly us off the island

>>78040822

wife getting literally and figuratively handheld through the game

>>78049800
realistically, ren because he can fish and swim and i'll chip in by knowing which plants and shrooms are edible or not

>fuu white and the seven comfydants
don't tell that chatter what the dwarves did to snow white

shepherd release will be on july 7th so the good news he received from mane-san isn't that

Ryoma still sick...

>>78000283
meee

>>78049800
Vanta would take care of me, I think. He seems competent and I'm kinda outta shape, I wanna be saaaved.

>>78051760
nvm that's what it is. wife will be playing with himself in advance

When are they gonna pull the trigger on the luxiem 3d announcement already everyone knows it’s happening

>>78062968
Probably going to take a bit of time for them to edit them before they actually announce the dates. I'm not expecting anything until next month at the earliest, personally.

>>78063220
But I need it now I need demon home3d so bad

>>78064663
Harness over bare chest is so fucking hot to me hngg

https://youtu.be/BpLFlhy5dIw
About 20 minutes and it will be Pio time!

aia just confirmed next dnd is: vox, fuuchan, doppio and vanta

what a fucking line up

had a dream luxiem 3D got announced when i was sleeping, woke up and realised it was just a dream </3

>>78068901
Damn, I can't wait

doppi is very hyper and loud today, he also uploaded a schedule on a thursday and needs to be rape corrected ASAP

oh god Pio is caffeinated

what are we gonna do on the bed, anon?

gm~ which boy for next OP?
i was thinking uki or any other boy we haven't had for a while? maybe luca?

>>78068901
my god that's gonna be a game.

>>78068901
the four chuunis of the apocalypse

>>78069427
oh shit there's a sequel to amanda the adventurer? genuinely hope uki plays it too, his playthrough is one of my favorites!

>>78070587
luca would be nice, it's been a while!

>>78068901
The D stands for Dungeons (and Dragons)! This group looks really good.
>>78070587
Feels like it's been a little bit since we had Luca so I'll vote that too.

the person in chat who just said their charai doppio accepted their marriage proposal... why would you superchat that...

>>78071261
I was side-eyeing that one pretty hard but at least he's good at the classic 'ok'

>>78071261
brb gonna supachat my CoToshi has successfully raped my oc