/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Meru Love!

>>77916575
When will the king return from his worldwide harem quest? I miss...

>Alias ASMR
https://youtu.be/sQCTKnAwc4M
>Ember Little Misfortune
https://youtu.be/lOWLd_mrL_w

Dizzy playing Chinese Parents
https://youtu.be/uCwVeTvpeME

A traveling gypsie recently warned me that if someone misses this boy today, I will immediately die a painful death. I sure hope nobody misses him.

>>77916925
I FUCKING HATE CONFUCIUS

Ember's just a big lady

I'm starting to find Dizzy hot

I do not know if I missed Dizzy Dokuro or not.

>No fat armpits
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I MISS EMBER

fake game

>Out of my siblings, I'm definitely the one who gives my parents the most face
Interesting choice of words, Dizzy...

Rosemi didn't like or retweeted my fucking post

Ember when I'm about to put some yummy in her tummy

FACK YOU DIZZY
WHY YOU NO BORN WITH PENIS
YOU SHAME FAMIRY

What do you think it smells like between Alias' legs?

>Name contains illegal characters

>24 IQ is too low for a newborn Chinese baby

I'm starting to losing my fucking mind why is she filtered me? Why did you not check your tags or you're just ignoring me all this time? I had enough Rosemi.

bruh

>>77917987
i'll always save some concerning for you budschizo

Is this the way you're going to play out? I'm sure you understand why you don't want me anymore Rosemi.

>>77917786
Like a less arousing version of the stink between her pits

>Hololive returns to b2
>The same day Dizzy plays Chinese Parents sim
curse you pattern recognition

Low IQ Dizzy...

[Dizzy news]
She randomly changed sex

>starts streaming
just checked and she's present, didn't notice until now.

>Dizzy has new neighbors
>"A nice Asian family that smells like wet dog"

>I live next to a murder trail right now

Femboy Chinese baby Denzel Washington....

>Finger sucking
Fuck why am I kind of into this...

>>77919020
Alias is a beautiful Korean woman

Dizzy HATES being a femboy

Based dad drugging his three year old child

>>77919020
Wtf this is very erotic I will enjoy this later

Why are Dizzy and Ember both getting spammed with phone calls today?

>Alias musing about biting your fingers off
We're so close to that vore ASMR...

dizzy always looks like she has massive areolas when she has the rope off

>Eye kissing
I love Korean women

>Well, that could've been a fucking email

>I should do a baby RP stream

Even Dizzy's getting on the Italian slander now

wose...

>I got that dog in me
Dizzy is adjusting well to the Chinese diet

>>77916967

>>77916967
>>77920168
Nyo...

What the fuck

I'm gonna be thinking of my beautiful stinky spidermom all night, so soft to squeeze, hair so fluffy, giggling and meowing like the most adorable spidorcat in the world...

Every day I thank God that I was not born Asian

nen hit 10k again

>>77920057
If photosynthesis, why spoon?

>I am four years old, I have depression, and my best friend is a fucking vampire

Hello, I hope you are doing well and having a fine Tuesday today. I love my beautiful, stinky spidermama and listening to her rants about lazy food reviews as she fills my tummy up with pain with her fists. I'm Ami's punching bag

Dizzy's traumatic baby fever...

Dizzy has been training to be a housewife since she was a child and it hasn't helped at all

>Dizzy's parents didn't understand why baby Dizzy would want an Easy Bake oven instead of a better one so they bought her an actual toaster oven to play with

Guys I think Alias loves me

>My parents may not love me, but I think Confucius probably does

>>77921446
Yeah me

Unsurprisingly, Dizzy chewed her childhood Barbie's head off

MioLove!!

Gwand Theft Wosemi
https://youtu.be/FoRnjNDD6Gk

[Non-news]
Dizzy is eugenicsmaxxing

Rosemi's nice firm cheeks...

Bri'ish Dizzy...

>>77922478
It's just so... wrong.

I will never get over how cute she is in 3D

>>77922969
Iconic goonette

>The guy who invented planes, Phoenix Wright

>my dad will never love me and I should just accept it

man... this stream is affecting me more than I thought...

I want Rosemi to crop dust me

Dizzy's small ass...

>>77924050

My spidermom who is also a cat is too cute, I'm fine with losing a few fingers going for belly rubs

Rosemi is the captain now

Dizzy...

mio is sore from all the sex we had (we have a lot of sex (in different positions (erotic)))

Tiger mom Dizzy needs mating press correction

Dizzy gives me so much face

GET OUT OF MY CAR

>Beats a guy up and then gives him crippling debt by calling an ambulance for him
Rosemi is pure evil

>Is Linkin Park actually good or is it just good because it's funny?

>Megan Fox
Dizzy's taste is stuck a decade in the past

>>77926244
>Dizzy doesn't know about blur

jesus fucking christ

>>77926244
Those PS2 music video graphics have aged like the finest cheese that's ever been molded over

BRING ME A HIGHER LOVE
BRING ME A HIGHER LOVE, WHOA

>Starts singing along
>Almost immediately drives her motorcycle off of a cliff

Midsemi Midlock

Dizzy gave much face to family today

>>77926994
Blehhhhsemi Blehhhlock

Buta...

>>77927579
>Gets this and a :) face
Truly Rosemicore

Rosemi's driving is impressively bad

>That wasn't my fault. I didn't make that happen.

>Tries to call the cops to a shoot out that the cops are already present at, accidentally calls a taxi instead

Rosemi sure loves spanish music.

>>77930055
She's a Latina at heart

>>77930055
everyone loves el sonidito

Wose...

this damn brat

>>77930606
what the FUCK did it say

Meowsemi...

>>77930794
I'm just laying in bed lonely waiting for my wife to tweet so I saw it.

>>77931175
Holy fucking shit dude you'd better delete this right now

>>77931262

>>77931175
what the FUCK moo

Follower count on nsfw alt went up

[Good news]
Rosemi is eating

>I feel like I'm getting oneguyed
>I'm never gonna listen to oneguy ever again

Hell yeh

>>77932820
The Krilldozer

any idea

Mio...

>Another Mio bait on the catalog

>>77933719

To be fair if Mio just replied to herself answering questions like she was it was great. The problem is she broke that for a few people and responded directly which opened the door for anti’s and for some to turn menhera

>>77933993
Mio does

>>77934166
Responding questions every now and then it's not a big deal

>>77932820
Sometimes reasonable roses must become unreasonable.

AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKKK
YOU TRICKED ME

>>77933719
>looking at the catalog
It's your own fault really.

>>77934631
The problem is its menhera beerpals. They ask a question and get no answer while others ask and do. They will twist in their mind to something nasty. While it’s half their fault for doing so it’s avoidable if Mio only responds to herself

okay whos not getting enough attention in the previous stream?

>>77935419
(You)

>>77934750
Large and in charge

please anon, a crumb of crust

>>77936648
(lie)

Tonya nanoblock handcam
https://youtu.be/3uULg25Xqeo

>>77938392
Still waiting on her to send me the lovense link

>he didn't get the link
ngmi

thinking about mio walking around with her friends but very slightly struggling to keep up and getting a little red in the face while she exerts more effort than she's comfortable with and maybe working up a little bit of a sweat but still trying to hide how out of shape she is

>>77940131
g-go on...

>>77857361
has it been three days yet

>>77940902
>the others finally stop walking to idle for a bit
>mio leans against a flowerbed because her legs are starting to cramp from the walk
>the others start walking again after less then a minute
>they're walking slightly faster now
>they're talking, but mio's too focused on maintaining her pace to participate
>mio is visibly uncomfortable, but behind everyone else so nobody notices
>her eyes dart ahead, identifying various spots where the group might rest for a moment
>they stop at none of them
>she starts to fall behind and has to speed up
>her legs cramp harder
>the others slow down to let mio catch up, but immediately resume their pace when she does so she can't catch her breath
>mio takes off her top layer of clothing and wraps it around her waist
>she is visibly red and sweaty
>they finally reach the restaurant
>mio puts her top layer of clothing back on to try and contain the body odor
>eat habby
>but dreading having to walk again
>her calves still hurt even as the meal ends
>contrives something on her phone to justify being the last to get up so nobody sees the sweat cut-out on the seat behind her

Rosemi is pretty cruel to Jimmy wtf

>>77942779
Anon actually delivered, the absolute madman. Need sweaty Mio tummy...

Cumming on Mio's sweaty tummy...

Yuuna jumpscare in tonya
She delivered bake

Catto ate it

>if you have a gf you don't need me
GFE is kinda fucked up when you put it like that

Mio cute!

That is all.

I wish I could stay loyal to Mio

+10 face for sleeping
Dizzy wuv

>>77941072
Check her Twitter, it's over

dybi
dyrbi

Kill Elon Musk. Behead Elon Musk. Roundhouse kick Elon Musk into the concrete. Slam dunk Elon Musk's baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Elon Musk. Defecate in Elon Musk's food. Launch Elon Musk into space. Stir fry Elon Musk in a wok. Toss Elon Musk into active volcanoes. Urinate into Elon Musk's gas tanks. Judo throw Elon Musk into a wood chipper. Twist Elon Musk's head off. Report Elon Musk to the IRS. Karate chop Elon Musk in half. Curb stomp Elon Musk. Trap Elon Musk in quicksand. Crush Elon Musk in the trash compactor. Dissolve Elon Musk in a vat of acid. Eat Elon Musk. Dissect Elon Musk. Exterminate Elon Musk in the gas chamber. Stomp Elon Musk with steel toed boots. Cremate Elon Musk in the oven. Lobotomize Elon Musk. Mandatory abortions for Elon Musk. Grind Elon Musk's fetus in the garbage disposal. Drown Elon Musk in fried grease. Vaporize Elon Musk with a ray gun. Kick old Elon Musk down the stairs. Feed Elon Musk to gators. Slice Elon Musk with a katana.
TOTAL ELON MUSK DEATH

>>77946640
You can still see them on mobile

Don't die, Peo... https://x.com/yukinoshitapeo/status/1800734163974373756

>>77944195
Cumming in Mio's sweaty tummy...

>>77947400
You can't cum in her tummy unless you disembowel her

>>77947651

>>77947651
do NOT give firesharters ideas

Is Mio actually fat or is she just brainwashed by her Korean genes into thinking that being a few pounds above 130lbs makes her a fat pig that needs to lose weight

>>77948137
I mean we've all seen those Vienna sausage fingies..

>>77948137
No, she's been brainwashed by her Korean genes into thinking that being a few pounds above 90lbs makes her a fat pig that needs to lose weight

>>77948137
She's probably overweight.

>>77948137
Yes.

>>77948137
I will feed her more and make her actually fat.

NEN 10K
NEN 10K
NEN 10K
NEN 10K
NEN 10K

will be a busy night /tsunx/ stay alive

>>77948137
thin people do not have back pain

Yuuna is ruining the diet of her whole office at her new workplace. Someone stop her.

>>77948137
She's actually fat, but not obese

>>77949930
god i wish seanig, god i wish.

>>77949488
did something happen?

So... Anyone wants to sign-up Slugma for another jobbing round in LotB? Today might be the last chance to get her in cause there're very few slots left and they might get filled today. I can't do it, managing another thread already
https://forms.gle/7JN3kkLvb2u2uT866

>>77951680
anycolor financial report & hololive's returning to china.
ganbatte seanig, your schizo bumps will protect the thread

Jelly's playing Rust https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apCb7G96kOg

>>77952128
>as autistic about optimization shit as me
>sang oddloop weeks after I discovered it
>rust stream weeks after I decided to start learning
I swear if Jelly didn't stream right when I usually go to sleep, she would be my perfect chubba...

>>77952584
Time to invert your sleep schedule anon

Lisa's womb tattoo...

>>77951800
No one really signing up? There is need to remake stuff or can just use from previous entry?

>>77954043
There's an option to request previous settings and stuff in the form. Though there are some better explanations on what stats and personality sliders do, as well as a second payback added, so you might wanna take a look at that if you feel like changing anything. Or just skip that page entirely and let CaWmakers do their thing.
Technical stuff aside all you gotta to do is link some images for signs and maybe a video for a titantron if you don't wanna reuse the one from the last time

>>77949510
I was under 170lbs at 6'4 for a while and my back still hurt you dumb bitch. In fact I'm pretty sure I was under 150lbs for a bit.

>>77954219
Would be best if someone else can do this, i have no time today

>>77954572
it's over...
IT won't take more than 20 minutes if you want most stuff to be reused

>>77954678
I might try to take a look later but if someone can spend these 20 minutes now and just reuse everything please

>>77954410
That's what you get for being an ugly ogre.

>>77948137
Fucking Tonya thinks of herself as fat and she's barely above 100lbs, they're all brainwashed

>>77948137
I think she is a good chubby I want her as she is now

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

>>77948968
Well deserved

>>77952128
What's ligature?

>>77958784
ligaturema balls

>>77959339

>>77958784
combining two characters in a font, like in Word if you type ‘fl’ it looks slightly different than the two characters alone. some programmers use fonts and IDEs that have ligatures for various things like !== (does not equal with the same data type operator) to make it look prettier.

>>77959605
illustration

>>77959605
>>77959688

>>77959605
I thought that was called kerning.

>>77960308
NTA but kerning is just the general spacing between characters, ligature is literally fusing or changing the shape of pairs of characters to (theoretically) look better aesthetically or be easier to read together

>>77960308
Kerning is adjusting the spacing between characters. Ligatures are when two characters are combined into one. Most of them in latin script involve joining f with the letter following it, most commonly fl and fi.

I wuv Wisu!

So how's everyone enjoying the fast board?

>>77961059
Seems pretty normal speed by current standards

>>77961264
Look at her go yeah yeah berry fast indeed!

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

Mio is able to masturbate again.
> Twitter lines are private
Fuck....

Mio is going to masturbate so much.

I regret buying into gfe I'm sad more than I'm happy lately

Honestly, Dizzy should unbirth Da Wose

>>77963895

>>77963895
Dizzy stops being lonely and Wose gets a new comfortable home. Win-Win.

>>77963895
https://youtu.be/lr1QRGiQYM4?t=962

>>77963895

>>77916661
Mewu...
https://x.com/suromeru/status/1800674119916396924

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

this general sure likes their butts

>>77953922
IT'S NOT A WOMB TATTOO

>>77968016
The cultural impact of Ember's squeaky chair is still being felt three and a half years on

Do you guys have any recommended streams of Miori that has GFE? Trying to get into watching based on a friends recommendation

I accidentally clicked on /jidf/ instead of /tsunx/ and it felt like having a stroke, everything was familiar yet different, lisa was there but the way people talked about her was different

>>77969396
instead of people into obese girls you have pedophiles

>>77969517
a marked improvement

>>77969632
shut up bitch

>>77969126
Mio doesn't do GFE

>>77969126
Just open any vod bro, unironiocally
https://www.youtube.com/live/UlTBV4hi8d8?si=bEd2va85I8Zw7QR1
https://x.com/slime_erotica

>>77969811
I want to press my dick into the place where there two bellies meet

>>77969126
No, go away she doesn't do gfe. I don't want more people I get no attention already either.

>>77970441
based, you sound just like me.
Let's work together and chase other people away from now on

>>77970667
Sounds good she said she wants us to gatekeep.

>>77970793
Urara did nothing wrong

Beerpals don't want to share Mio's GFE

>>77969126
Quick tip, she'll suck you dry if you're a new greyfag. She needs to earn that membership. Squeeze it as long as you can.

>>77971414
Does she automatically know Im a first time chatter? I dont want to be annoying and say something like "hi, im new!"

>>77971095
Her plans within plans ensure everything is always according to plan(s)

>>77971260
Correct
sharing is cuck behavior

https://youtube.com/shorts/Cn9G9FTqLo0

Jerry housewife... can you imagine...

>>77971260
Mio does not do GFE

>>77971525
Jerry and Airi working the hag OL life together to realize it's not worth it and become full time housewives (to me)

>>77971544
I won't let you lie Beerkek

>>77971451
I don't think you understand what kind of a vtuber Mio is. Lurk a bit in her live stream at first, otherwise, you'll be shocked that someone like her exists. She'll know immediately if you're new. But please lurk a bit since it's not your normal everyday vtuber experience. I can't really describe it better than this.

>>77971260
She said to gatekeep on stream. She had a tellonym where she said she wished beerpals were possessive and gatekept. She doesn't even have time for half the people who want her it's clear.

>>77971743
It's not a lie. She said you can drop the E

>>77969811
Is this the only piece of Jelly architecture?

>>77972385
Unless you count this I guess

>>77972385
No there is a bunch I don't save them but I've seen a lot more than this. Mostly here but a few times they've been in pcg

>>77972440
You can bet I will.

>>77972494
Guess it's time to do some digging there. I do faintly recall an unfinished fat assed one.

>>77972611
(a big guy) for you

COWRILLA MINECRAFT
https://youtu.be/bG8hhu_nULk

>>77972731
Sniffa

Muyu may munch

>>77972649
thank you so much

>>77972649
>>77973216

Mio is going to masturbate now

:DDD

[Good news]
Muyu's feeling much better (still sniffly though)

Muyu's chair is so squeaky

I have no idea what the fuck Muyu is saying right now

Mio is biting the pillow

BWEH (BWEH)

I want Muyu to physically abuse me

I don't really believe Dizzy actually drank coffee without photographic evidence.

Is the fallout from Jelly nuking the Phase blockgame server preventing it from opening even after a total reset?

Anally impregnating Mio!

[Muyu news]
The server finally loaded

muyu's setup always makes it so her voice is so low compared to the game sounds

>>77974745
I find her stream volume to be pretty low across the board (until she screams)

gm i feed ember !

>>77974857
W-what kind of potion have you got there, Muyu?

>>77974857
It's so over for Eber

Muyu meat...

Muyu's reaction to all the cute critters being to yell at Mini Moos to Google how she can tame them is so cute

>Let's kill the cows!

she, in fact, could

FAT FUCK

>>77975484
what the hell? is that really in minecraft?

>You glow.

>>77975647
modded minecraft is wild

>>77975647

>>77975647
>>77975737

>>77975538
Would

>>77974857
EXPERIMENTING ON MY BIG SISTER WITH QUESTIONABLE BEVERAGES

>Have I been constantly giving unsolicited advice?
Cowie's moosplaining again

>Game tells Muyu to take a bath
STINKY

>>77975827
And then Jelly proceeded to nuke the world 10 times

Mio is masturbating again

I HOPE ELON GETS BONE CANCER FUCK YOU GIVE ME BACK THE LIKES

>>77976581
Works on my machine

kawachiiii
https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1800942249489965278

>>77976637
Not on mine...

FUCK YOU ELON NOW I CAN'T MASTURBATE WITH MY GF ANYMORE

>>77976770
Cutesemi

*bones rattling*

>>77976637
Did earlier for me doesn't now. It's slowly updating for everyone.

>>77976581
>>77976637
>>77976806
>>77976981
Works on my phone on an old app version with auto updates disabled

>>77977044 (Me)
Nevermind they killed it server side now

Dumb cowie ate her crafting materials

>>77977044
How old? Can you upload the apk? I haven't updated mine either but it's gone.

>>77977227

>>77977227
>>77977181
Nta but it's gone...

Ami...

>>77977434
Thats going to burn all the way down

mio...

Muyu is being attacked by TT O TT ghouls

She can make her likes public if she wants to.

>>77977824
Only if she pays

>>77977652
That's not a nice way to describe Minimoos

ENTER WEMI
EXIT WEMI

I luv happy cowe

>>77977852
She would get enought for a 100 lifetime subscriptions to do that if beerpals knew but will she?

[Non-news]
Muyu is hungry

>>77978274
That's if it even still allows you to make them public if you pay, and I'd rather not have her likes than giving that nigger money for fucking the site

>>77978212
Don't mind if I do

>>77978212
:(

>>77977824
This is not true. How do beerpals keep getting their information wrong all the time?

You used to be able to pay to HIDE your likes. There is no current functionality to UNHIDE your likes.

PLAP DING PLAP DING PLAP DING

Muyu is trying to romance Wemi

how long does it usually take mio to masturbate? I want to attempt synchronizing orgasms with her.

>>77978998
15 minutes. Why do you think she always delays streams for that long?

>>77979049
>Remi spawns in
>Immediately walks onto a bonfire

>>77979043
but it takes her time to find pictures to masturbate to, right? and the question of quantity, and whatever clean-up or cooling down period she might need. it could be as little as 9 minutes. I only need the image of mio in my mind; everything else is just edging. i'm aiming for precision on orgasm synchronization rather than maximizing mutual masturbation overlap time

[Sad news]
Wemi fucking died, Muyu swears revenge

>>77978998
You could always ask her on cc, but from what she's said it depends on how busy she is. Anywhere from a few minutes to hours.

>>77979226
She's tweets on her nsfw, goes silent and then tweets on main she can't make it anymore obvious when you're supposed to jerk off with her. Don't be a sperg

New thread
>>77979368
>>77979368
>>77979368

Endless Mio Lust

mio hate

>>77979344
>>77979351
The real question is how long Mio's post-orgasm phase lasts. As long as I'm not caught unaware, I don't need very long to coom to Mio, so it doesn't matter how much longer she takes than me. But if I can know somewhat precisely when she ends, I can time myself to that.

>>77979351
>she just tweeted on main
Like clockwork. 35 minutes for this last session. 2 hours total

something about minecraft always puts me to sleep

Mio love

mio rape

>>77979526
Dude if you're going this far just go to /vag/ and jerk off to them they're there for that. They accept tributes will rate you and have audios of themselves cumming. You're putting to much effort into some esoteric schizo shit.

ami lust