/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77905445
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

Where can I buy something like this?

>>77905471
Amen

>>77905471
>picrel
AAIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEEE DEMON

>>77905445
AMEN

>>77905471
Ame- AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77905471
GET THEE HENCE SATAN

>>77905471
KEKKKK

FLAYON'S A CATTY BITCH

>>77905445
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>77905553
First time I see this one specifically but if you look for oshi fan/fan you should be able to find a few others

>>77905471
Noice

When will my husband come back from the war...

>>77907972
I don't know

>>77908217
This one can stay dead

>>77908217
kys nigger

>>77905445
Graduate crimzon ruze
Graduate goldbullet

>>77908499
you're alittle late today, sleep in?

Graduate Jutard

I miss my waif

graduate everyone

Graduate Hakka from med school

>>77908435
Always has been!

>>77908853
He's waiting for his new GPU to arrive

>>77909012
Nah, he likes being an idol way more rn, he can do that when he's 50.

Show us your ass Flayon! I don't care if it's flat!!

>>77909603

>>77909603
Ringfit membership next week

Why is he such a WHORE?
https://x.com/jurardtrexford/status/1800565707895382409

>>77909794
please god

>>77909863
This feels like a ryona post from /here/ kek

GROUNDED FRIDAY GROUNDED FRIDAY

I had a dream I fucked ruze and he told me he loves chubby girls. I don't even watch him. but do you think it's true...?

>>77909794
We're talking about Flay not Altare
Flay would probably do it publicly

>>77910459
send him an akasupa with this question if you're not a pussy

>>77910459
your oshi's bettel isnt it

CLOWN ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMlb3L5Ims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMlb3L5Ims
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIMlb3L5Ims

>>77910459
>ruze
>being interested in sex
>complimenting anyone
go back to schlicking on the azure gofile

>>77910459
>spoiler
yeah, actually

>>77910016
Well...

>>77910575
giga chad move

besltellion..

>>77910618
what the FUCK

I hate his new hair

He needs to stop treating vriskers as if she's real...

>>77910987
You like white men and you’re seeking validation that you’re clearly not getting from the clown

>>77910987
poor little clown kek

Bettel is speaking in tongues

how can he still be this retarded after being a streamer for [redacted] # of years

I LOVE MY RETARDED CLOWN

sick of this idiot

>>77911230
It's starting to feel like some sort of projection. He's given a lot of other characters leeway for being 13 year olds, but Vriska's one of the more interesting ones between her normal 13-year-old explosive emotions and the shield of bravado to keep herself up.

>>77909671
That visible asscrack is something Yagoo saw and officially approved.

>>77911354
>>77911818
Cmon it only took him twenty minutes

>>77911893
How many people did shota Ruze playfully lure to his mom so she could kill and eat them?

>>77911980
shota ruze belittling me for being a sick pervert...

>>77911933
Now that he’s getting ryona’d by the game it turned around to be the funniest shit

my fucking ears

>>77911980
Depends; are we counting the theory that he's connected to corruption beasts in some way?

>haha, watch this
>AHHH
kek

why does the dark souls guy moan?

>>77912614
making the best of a shitty situation

>>77912825
he's literally me

>that's a big bitch
chubby anon..

KEK

holy fuck

i blinked

KEK

he missed the bonfire again kek

I visited here a little while to ask questions about Bettel because I was curious, and I was given some streams to watch. Well, suffice to say those were good recommendations. I really like Bettel. Thank you for helping me.

Vriska did literally nothing wrong

>>77914195
please hate him

>>77914195
glad you like him anon

>>77914344
No, he has become my little meow meow.

>>77914374
We ryona him here anon get moving

>>77914374
rape him NOW

>>77914374
Flayon?

https://x.com/screetuber/status/1800621690331775141

>>77914374
he is the punching bag and you will get made fun of every time he cancels a stream

>uses 24-hour clock
>adds PM/AM
>makes no sense
>22:00PM EST | 19:00PM PDT | 12:00PM JST
>isn't even doing the timezones conversions right
never change Axel, I have no idea what that game is about but I hope the AI cucks you

>>77914516
Nuh uh, we're so back!

>>77914529

>>77914529
Please understand our stupid dingo hasn’t scheduled weeks or streams for two years, he’s just a little guy and its his first day

>>77914499
i love her style so much

>>77914689
Remember when Axel always had some mistakes in his schedules early on? Even the name of the games were wrong.

>cursed

Ok I won't be able to join the next batch, but the one after that? I'm counting on it!

Fucking vagina dentata dragon, man

he did the moan kek

>>77914499
shinri looks so cool here... I hope he does some archery during his showcase

i want to kiss bettel’s big fat forehead

lets go beetle!

bettel...

Necessary
https://x.com/jurawrs/status/1800568208203915742

kek

jesus

his giggles are so precious. im glad hes confident to do a fucked up shitpost stream this time, its nicer when he lets loose and doesnt sweat rage as hard

It's time.

kek

BlightCon, baby

clown snake is untouchable!

I haven't cleaned my PC in 2 years and it's full of dust, I'm waiting for some new fans to arrive before I open and clean everything and change thermal paste.

holy boobers

>>77917534
thanks for the update, leader

AMAZING CHEST

>>77914195
oh god another victim
you got blood on your hands /mans/

>>77914777
Remember when he streamed the wrong pokemon game? RIP Ratxel and Vesboner

>>77918753
He is such a cute little retard

get cease'd bro

God I love Blight Town. Such a bullshit area filled with shit JUST to make you mad

lmao bettel is never going to escape blighttown

>>77919869
hakka should be neutered

How on earth is this board the only sane one? It baffles me even after all of this time.

Anorexis Bulimiattel…

>>77920354
i want him to vomit on my cock

>>77920214
it isn't

>>77920662
(looks at the current catalog)
Sure.

Puzzle time, I still miss Mama edition:
https://jiggie.fun/Fyu42V

>>77920763
I think the catalog would be a good argument on why this board is not sane
But I assume you're just a retard and meant thread, in which case, I guess it's the fujo brotuber alliance

absolute fucking CLOWN SHOES

we're just clowning around here

KEK

the sped up music bettel please---

>>77917534
Cool, Vesper redebut around the corner!

https://files.catbox.moe/kbfkpu.m4a

>>77918753
It wasn't the wrong Pokémon game, they just thought they had the perms but they didn't (because it expired).
The game he played wrong was Hitman, because they had perms for Hitman 2 (which has the first game in it) and he played Hitman 1.

KEK
the man's a true showman

that was some stupidly good comedic timing on that death

literal instant correction

>>77922115
nice

>>77920865
>retard
Yes, I meant thread. Calling this one a retarded moment.

Bettel wears an iron bra

TARKUS TARKUS TARKUS

i love the other boys too but when is my leader coming back? i miss him so much

Hmm, Anal Rodeo time.

Anor Londo, home

it's time

hey, almost kek

>>77924010
next week

I have to fuck the clown

>>77905445
How DARE you assault my eyes with a Homestuck parody

>>77926285

>>77925773
thanks, altare. miss you!

>>77924010
his computer exploded

HERE WE GO

AND WE'RE GONE

>>77926715
Aaaaaand its over

BORB ON THE WORK TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr7nEIolx8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr7nEIolx8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vr7nEIolx8k

/MANS/ WHAT IS YOUR SON DOING

>>77927247
Who

hakka broke his neck

>>77927247
REMIX

>Starts stream
>Is 3D
It's so beautiful...

Cute thing on the telly

>>77927464
oh god that neck is almost as bad as altare's

TW SEMI CRINGE GIBBY TWEET

I understand if he wants to keep it private but I hope he explains what's going on so my blood pressure doesn't spike whenever we go twelve hours without hearing from him

>>77927515
What's wrong with it?
The shading? too thin?

I want Banzoin Hakka to sing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvF43AlSjaY

Why must he speak of the dead like that...

>>77927629
both but it's only noticeable when he looks up

>>77927785
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxW0HMlPNMQ
Bettel wins!

>>77928076
Oh I wanted to post this earlier but Ruze was streaming and then I completely forgot about it, great parody kek

>>77927785
can always leave it in #Hakkcommendations

>>77927629
It does look burnt and emaciated

>>77927531
ganbare bubby

>A lot of the boys spammed management for FNAF perms

>>77927531
>TW
Cringe

>>77928638
It wouldn't be necessary if the thread didn't get so triggered by him

>>77927531
>TW
I’m kinda worried for him too, genuinely hope the best outcome for gibby AND bubbies ongoing health and happiness.

>>77927531
I wonder what is going on, he explained the heart stuff but that doesn't make you cough blood. Damn these sick boys, Axel actually coughed some blood too in a stream because he has been coughing so much from being sick and allergies...

>>77927531
Genuinely hoping he makes it through this.

>Second episode of the crowbar in the works, guest lined up
FUCK YES

>>77929117
YESSS~

Any day now

>>77929117
YEAH! WOO! YEAH!
I wonder who will the guest be, iirc he said they will not always be music related

>>77929320
>any day
It clearly says June 6, 2025.

>>77928803
Summer allergies have been rough this year. I'm fine in the mornings but I start coughing in the evenings.

>>77929117
I forgot that was even a thing

sometimes i hate hakka for reminding me how awful of a son i am to my parents

>>77929624
xenolatin families are just built different

>>77929624
Then be better

>>77924010
Soon(?)

>>77929961

The 2mm wonder

>hakka can mimic miku
sasuga

>>77930352
Axel craving for a crumb of collab?

>>77930926
little does he know that Altare wants to collab with his friends from nijisanji

>>77929961
>>77930986
https://x.com/regisaltare/status/1800708736509698247

>Says gibberish in an extremely high voice
>I laugh
He has ruined my sense of humor

>YOUUUUUUUUU

>>77931567

Damn Tako dropped Gibby hard, she even sold her merch of him lmao

>keeping tabs on random twitterfags

>>77932506
I really wasn’t intending to get curious but
>oshi mark removed from bio
>not a single interaction with coughing blood/break tweets
>now hyperfixated on shinri
>sadposting about magves grads
kek, what a volatile unhappy person. maybe gibby is glad to be rid of their DMs

>Didn't know the last pope died
He is not a good catholic boy...

>samefagging with random twitter whos

>>77931709
Flayon screaming like that glass was shattered inside of him is ridiculous.

Is flayon's personal lore actually a part of the canon or is it just him doing his own thing?

>>77933514
You know what, that's Nijisister-adjacent enough for me to want them gone completely.

>>77931709
Can we get all the boys together again and get them to sing the hook from "CARNIVAL"?

>>77933514
read something about betrayals. You gotta be pretty bad if a vestie drops you.
those people are the battered housewives of fanbases.

kek

Tis time

>>77934029
Personal lore is personal, they can play with themselves but not overarching world lore of elysium, corruption beasts, chree etc. and if canon overworld lore ever contradicts them in the future, it takes priority and they get retconned.

>abruptly in the middle of a sentence: Fuck, I gotta go piss.

>>77933514
>hyperfixated on shinri
Noooo get away from mama

>>77933514
If this sad little shit does anything to jeopardize Shinri, it may be on sight. I don't CARE if they're a Vestie/

>>77934485
she's been attached to him for a while anon (honestly even pre grads she was fixating on him). sorry to say

negative cake...

>>77934627
His ass is actually concave.

That does NOT look like fighting borb

>>77934725
It looks like he's running in place

>>77922115
man this is still so good
I tried my hand at a Shintare duet
it will never happen but I wish they'd do a cover together. Their voices mesh so well
https://files.catbox.moe/t8u2bw.mp3

>>77934708
Shiny Spicy vs Mad Dogz?

REAL

>tune into hermanito's stream
>he's showing off his chest
why are spics such sluts

>>77934609
Oh my... I guess I just don't realize because I don't really pay attention to chat and only use twitter to look at fanarts, hopefully she doesn't cause any trouble anymore now

at least he has something I guess

>>77934863
FOTOTETA

>>77934863
real mosquito bites

>>77934814
How would that work?

>>77934864
NOW THE SLUT IS BOUNCING

>>77934869
She was always a pexcodia-style fag, any big daddy type ended up on her roster. Happy gibby is free, he needs a fanbase to protect him and balance his yab baiting moments. I wouldn’t worry about mama, he’s way too smart for that shit.

Got any games on your phone?

oh they fixed the hair clipping
that was fast

>>77934785
It makes me so sick in the head whenever I listen to it again, I will forever love that one anon for making it. That does sound really good, maybe in the future, never say never friend

chuuni bird being unleashed is the craziest fun, his random zatsus are gonna be must-watch from now on

>went to Olive Garden for a wedding
I'm sorry what

>>77935362
Xenojunglians make do

>>77935362
you don't do that...?

jpkkito is based

To the flips here, Happy Independence Day

>>77934785
That's nice
Alt/Ves "We Will Rock You"
https://files.catbox.moe/vv5ex9.mp3

>>77935362
its very common

>>77935959
yeah I have no interest whatsoever in dead people

>I see dead people

>SPONSORED yakuza like a dragon tomorrow
remember to CLICK CLICK CLICK the sponsored link and say thank you RGG

>>77936077
it's cute

>>77936077
>>77936132
MUSTARD ON THA BEAT

>>77933514
I wonder what he did

>mfw sponsored stream

>>77936553
KEK

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk

>>77932506
Good girl!

AXEL ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk

>mfw you're not BUY BUY BUYING

ANIKI DDAI TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afvEFtjNKNk

>You guys see me as very cheerful and happy
>I'm actually a little grumpy

>>77935959
can you at least make an mp3 of them moaning during the monty python watchalong

i think axel's on the telly

AXEL NOT ON THE TELLY

AXEL’S TELLY IS KILLING ITSELF SAYORI STYLE

watching birb boi now. why his neck lookin so weird

>>77936834
That's paid content there!
and someone here made that mash up for me

Sorry to ask but...who the hell is Tako and why they suddenly hate Gibby and love Shinri

>>77936553
Needs his yamaka and nose to be buffed

>>77937001
shading

>>77937084
Just an overly parasocial menhera woman, don't worry about it!

CRYBABY CRYBABY CRYBABY

i love making him laugh so much...

>>77937084
Cannon Vestie and Shinri enjoyer, she was into GB for a while (and that grooming situation anons here are angry about), now she dropped him.

bro wtf is this shit Axel is "playing" ??

I thought this game had something to do with Doki Doki Literature Club

>how can you make me cry?
>just be nice to me
borb...

>>77927629
It looks like his clothes are so tight its choking his neck

>>77937134
it's giving me the urge to strangle it...

>>77937922
Say NO to bird ryona

>>77937374
>>77933514
>ruins reputation to pander to a single well known vesper schizo
>loses her anyway
How bad is this retard

>>77938076
IDK what happened, but he must have done something

sweet hakkers
holostars RABU

KEK this dumb AI is so easily gaslighted

Hi, I'm a artist and I post some drawings of the boys, wanted to know if there is a "formula" to make some of them retweet drawings
Example: Flayon retweets a lot of drawings
Jurard retweets mostly "cool" art

>>77938076
While I'll ask the question 'why the fuck would he pander to HER', I'll also say 'she's fucking crazy'. This is coming from the formerly faithless koi.

I was hoping the game Axel is playing had voices like vaudeville but oh well, still funny so far

>>77938449
>cunt
KEK

>gossip circle about some twitter random
Wait is this board just /cgl/?

>>77938076
>doesnt drop vesper after all his crap
>drops goldbullet and resells her merch after gushing about him for months
wtf did this nigga do

IMADEDMO

>>77938443
Shinri retweets literally anything he's in. That's about it.

>>77938633
the sisters don't have their doxxsite anymore to gossip about randos in the fanbase.

>>77938633
>>77937374
>that grooming situation anons here are angry about
Always has been

>>77938443
Bettel loves meme art or grotesque art of himself.

>>77938633
/vt/ has always been a male version of /cgl/ anon

>>77938443
learn english
>>77938774
KEK

>>77938774
This is going to get mileage

>>77938671
Really makes you wonder

>>77938774
Saved

>Reptile talk
>>77938774
Sasuga

>>77938774
The hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Is Hakka jerking off

>gossiping about random twitterfags
GRIM

>>77938515
>formerly faithless
welcome back

>>77939181
i love that this gets asked at least once every work stream kek
nah he's signing chekis

Oh ok, so the game has one little bit of interrogation "gameplay" and then it pretends to be some kind of crazy morals experiment of humans by the AIs and then prompts you into just talking with ChatGPT with no purpose...

>>77939181
Good for him!

>>77938515
misread as fatherless desu

>>77939391
To be fair, it is Hakka we're talking about...

>>77939425
WHORE

>>77938797
>male

KEK THE AI SAID CUNT

>>77939505
THE BEST~!

>>77939505
https://files.catbox.moe/zvzyb2.mp3

>>77938076
>>77938671
Maybe she thought that if she was nice to him, she'd get an N-word Pass.

>>77939432
KEK LMAO

axel's laugh sounds like tigger at this point kek

gorimane...

>>77940381
Man's talking from personal experience

>>77938515
It made him feel good taking one of vespers most vocal fans.

>Axel was about to say that a gorilla would tear the AI's ass with his fingers

>>77940471
That was a critical mistake. Doesn't he know that the most vocal ones are often some of the worst?

>>77940487 (Me)
nvm, he went "well if the vod dies it dies" and said it anyway

>>77940557
RYONA. VICTORY.

>>77940557
kek

bro this vod is never surviving kek

>>77940930
not another one TT

>>77940930
started to archive the moment things got a little spicy

>>77941244
thank you

>>77941244
based koi, he's getting more and more unhinged by the minute.

KEK

>What is this game
Like he isn't the one making it like this

Gorexolotl this stream is a goldmine for you

>>77941877
he really loves talking about choping limbs and fingers its great. i would like to have bbq leg tacos with him oneday

>>77942156
oh, there it is

HE CHANGED IT. HE GOT RID OF THE EYE PART AXEL YOU HATE ME

Only Axel would have so much fun talking with ChatGPT because he gets to say all the fucked up shit he wants to

DeviantArt: The Interrogation

>>77943285

>>77943534
UUUOOOOHHHHHH

last for Tempus Flamethrower Dildos