/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77905320
*GENERAL NUMBERFAG SITES*
>https://playboard.co/en/
>http://ikioi-ranking.com/
>https://vrabi.net/
>https://www.vstats.jp
>https://live-ranking.userlocal.jp/vtuber-ranking
>https://vt.poi.cat/

Hololive sites
>https://www.hololyzer.net/youtube/index.html
>https://trackholo.live/en/
>https://holosongs.com/
>https://holo-spotify-stats.jirikunes.eu/

Nijisanji sites
>https://niji-mado.web.app/stats/hourly
>https://twitter.com/2434rankings
>https://twitter.com/2434subscriber
>https://www.nijiuta.com/

Twitch
>https://sullygnome.com/
>https://twitchtracker.com/
>https://stats.roki.sh/

>>77905067
>Irys/Suisei anti can't even Anti them without getting banned
Kek

>>77905320
but why?

what's up with the Swiss and Norwegian fund investing into Cover

https://www.noatalent.com/en/about
interdasting

>Last post
You did a good job, anon.

so many deleteds the last thread, huh, ban evader schizo

>>77905377
They're trying to convince Cover to debut HoloScandinavia and HoloSwtzerland

>>77905377
9/10 times it's a retirement fund or a national wealth management firm

>>77905377
nordic millionaires likes Dino Gura

>>77905067
None of them are even the best En or ID singers.
Forget about being better than Sussy

>>77905238
>archived
GOD

>>77905377
Eurobeggars

>>77905421
yes that's what I meant. Arent these funds generally investing into stable stocks? So they see Cover as a safe bet to invest to?

>>77905377
>Norway
I suppose that's the national oil trust fund that invest in basically everything, they must be nearing 9k total companies by now.

At this point you wonder why the antis even try when Hololive just keeps winning anyways.

>>77905375
An eclectic group of mysterious Virtual Obaasan fans run the entirety of the vtubing world. iykyk

>>77905320
Junsgang are slacking off lately...

https://kick.com/kittyflutevt
I love this whore

Mumei said she wanted to use a comfort game FPS right
You know what would be a good comfort FPS for her to stream

>>77905377
Is it the sovereign wealth fund for Norway? They like to keep a diversified portfolio, and vtubing isn’t an industry they’d classify as “unethical” and therefore exclude from investment.

>>77905436
I mean I would say specifically for Karaoke, AZRyS are better than her. But for live performances, no one even touch Sussy.
It's probably another bias as well as I prefer technique over voice and both of them have a close to perfect technique

>>77905394
oh look its the 20th grifters trying to claim to be working with bilibili the last half year

>>77905394
Even more interesting. They're managing Kobo's account.

i wanna insert my peepee into shion's tight little poopoo hole

>>77905522
Surely not D2

>>77905320
Gurasharts are going schizo that hags and babas are still thread OP.

>>77905377
Better than Bilibili

>>77905522
Risk of Rain 2.
>Not an fp-
Don't care, kill yourself.

Fauna is actually a disgusting numberfag kek. So scared of the overlap she dodged it by pretending she always wanted to do a member stream. Beyond pathetic.

>>77905507
Her voice is kinda shit, sounds black

>>77905522
Call of Duty United Offensive

>>77905485
It's not so much that they care about the specific investment being a safe bet
It's that they have so much money that they see no reason to not invest in most anything just in case.
Like, they have the safest investments in the world locked down to the point of funding their governmental budget for the next 30 years, so they can afford some risks on the margins.

>el tiburon esta motivado
Que va a hacer el tiburon hoy?

>>77905538
That's Sayu's new corpo and they're also working with Kobo so yes they're confirmed to be close to Bilibili

>>77905551
This, but Laplus.

>>77905522
Halo MCC Firefight mode

>>77905593
That would be a good collab game tho….. I want more kino like yesterday

>>77905566
But what if, though?
What if it's a good comfort game for her?
I'm simply spitballing ideas, not venting an addiction nosiree

>>77905545
source: themselves
sure, them and the other 50 people claiming it

>>77905608
she is! but she's special

>>77905522
Pokemon Snap

>>77905522
Stalker

Do Bilibili sister like cbdct or are they into mix collab

>>77905377
Proof? First I've heard of this, where are you seeing this?

>>77905485
These types of funds lose money on stupid single asset investments all the time. Every time some scam company goes down you find out the Pennsylvania Railroad Retirement Association had 50 million dollars invested

>>77905622
She is gonna be a : “Maga”. Secret code to support trump

>>77905709
from that guy >>77904158
Also, Neuberger Berman is actually an American fund

>>77905622
>Que va a hacer el tiburon hoy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMWdI6bazo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMWdI6bazo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDMWdI6bazo

>>77905663
This level of denial is not healthy, you're probably one of the retards who denied the Kobo stream was real up until the broadcast actually happened
If you want to fight this shit you need to look into it and research it, not just close your eyes and pretend everything isn't real. That's how we push back against this and make sure everything is kosher.

>>77905728
It’s also literally the plot of The Other Guys.

>>77905791
Has Samege learned any spells other than instantaneous diarrhea and back pain?

this week is ruined only because of kobo b2 and anycolour Q4

BEHOLD!
The Vtuber who predates everyone else.
https://youtu.be/UCv58-iz8xg
>Kizuna Ai? More like Kizuna HACK

>>77905814
retard, i will trust nothing i read on fucking 4chan until i see actual links and good sources behind it

>>77905662
I guess that's a better addiction than gambling, at least

>>77905869
Anycolor Q4 will be a blast, wdym sis? We can finally go back to making fun of Kurosanji instead of Holo vs Holo

>>77905551
>>77905634
I wrote both of these posts
https://files.catbox.moe/qtal1x.png

>Kobo streamed in B2
Do we hate ID now?

>>77905900

>>77905954
>now

>>77905545
Debunked

>>77905954
just kobo, and ollie and iofi

>>77905320
>Irregular OP
Tourist detected, evacuate the thread NOW

>>77905900
>2015
LMAO retard, anon doesnt know about Ami Yamato

Why doesn't Gura try to expand to new audiences like Kobo does? This is why EN is irrelevant in 2024.

>>77905954
>Blue Dorito?
I like and support
>No blue Doritos?
Whore and should graduate

It’s THAT simple

>>77905954
That was always the case, except for Kaela, their numbers suck and they male collab and have Ollie and Kobo, having them in the company stains the holo name.

>>77905954
No, but it has cemented my immense dislike of Kobo. I actually feel like I owe Lapu an apology.

>>77905900
Doesn't seem fully rigged, seems like .pngs on a toggle or different poses.
I'd still give it to the tool bear guy

>>77905954
Anya and Reine are HoloJP now so yes.

[Miko memgen post] Her family dog died. Will still try to stream today and tmrw.

>>77905869
Not really, I go to /a/ and read their shounen general, funniest shit ever

>>77906017
Put also Risu in the shortlist

someone pass me more copium
its not enough

>>77905900
Wrong, it's actually Amy Yamato.

>>77906018
>irregular
Are you sure you aren't the tourist?

>>77905934
sister will raid here and I will watch the shitshow while preparing my drink

>>77906081
about what

>>77906106
Well, certainly not the usual OP baker

>>77906077
nah risu still sounds too much like a retard, shes funny

>>77905507
>https://kick.com/kittyflutevt
why do every Twitch chuubas and indie whores sound like her? What's more surprising is no one in HoloEN sounds like them. Is it because of their poorfag xbox mic?

>>77905954
I was indifferent until that retard streamed on b2. If something happens and they attack her I will not move a single finger to help her or assist her. Let the newfags know how to deal with the chinks.

>Homo tells chat to “one v. one” him
>this thread mocks and derides
>Fauna tells chat to “one v. one” her
>thread applauds, it becomes a cute song
HYPOCRITES! DEFEND THIS!

>>77906049
>I owe Lapu an apology.
nah laplus is just as worse

>>77905900
The tools bear was around for 1-2 years before that, no?

>>77906060
Neat.

I feel like Q4 may actually be good now that Hololive went back to China is it just me?

>>77906169
Holo board.

Kobo swag walking towards Yagoo office after securing million dollars contract with chinese twitch.tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE

>Fix the thread

>>77906168
Nah being a bug cocksucker on top of a homo/eceleb cocksucker makes Kobo orders of magnitude worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1K7GgrnYnI
Even Phasefucks know to mock shilling to China.

>>77906169
I'll 1 v 1 her alright

>>77906187
>cover stealing from their chinese market
>a good thing for negrosanji
roru

>>77906169
Fauna cute and can recite first 100 Pi digits.

>>77906187
Anon, Cover’s Q4…

>>77906169
i will 1v1 fauna in bed

>>77906220
BASED BASED BASED I FOUD MY NEW OSHI BROS

>>77906174
>>77906048
Whom, that fag?https://youtu.be/mX6sNkCWqZQ
The one I linked has videos that are decade old.

>>77906174
Aug 6, 2016

>>77906168
Not until she goes to B2

>>77906077

>>77906220
phasechads... i kneel....

>>77906242
It allows Anycolor to be more free in enterprising now that B2 is gone. Cover's going to be the one that suffers despite B2's pump and dump on a moral level.
>>77906245
It was underwhelming and now it's shit in retrospect.

>>77906211
>Fixes the thread
FTFY*

>>77906187
Even if this was a good thing for Anycolor, it’s going to be Q1, they’re just as screwed now as they were before for Q4.

>>77906268
I don't think you're a vtuber unless you're rigged in some fashion, seems like a basic requirement

>>77906017
>now
aside from Kaela I hate them all

>>77906220
Phase do full company chink majong companies, isn't their CEO a chink?

>>77906169
One was doing it to an anti the other was doing it to a fan, which completely changes the dynamic. Next question.

>>77906325
Anon…

>>77906060
It was a good run but I guess I should've expected it to leak. Honestly I don't think she's in the right mental state to stream, hit post on that post halfway through by accident and had to go back to finish it. Bless her though, for trying so hard.

>>77906220
Lumi is too based for this world
Filian too

now that B2 divested from Anycolor does that mean Nijisanji is gonna get better now?

>>77906328
abayo

>>77906220
KEK! Guess I’m a Phasechad now

>>77906330
When B2 is gone isn't that just relief though? I imagine a lot more freer content in Niji onwards, not in EN but the main branch.
>>77906345
Fishman is based and redpilled anti-CCP no?

>>77906408
Rikus cheap ass is the problem

>>77906174
Guess not, oldest I can find is from August 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX6sNkCWqZQ

>>77906408
unironically it might be
cover literally sabotaged themselves when b2 is partly responsible for nijiEN downfall

How high was Virtual Obaasan on the latest usual tables?

>>77906380
She didn't take much time off when her grandpa died, I think she'll be fine

>>77906220
you know its bad when even this fuck knows dealing with china isn't a good idea.

>>77905538
NOA is sort of dubious, but Metishon is confirmed to be working with both bilibili and Hoyoverse

>>77906454
cease your ban evasion

>>77905522
Doom 2

>>77906408
No because the chinks already left and every niji self-own and yab over the past year has had nothing to do with them

>>77906060
Aww. Hope she's okay.

seaniggers are already annoying enough and now we'll have the bugs back on top of the existing sisters /here/..
it's all so tiresome..

>>77905783
That's a few hundred dollars at best, the way you guys are talking about it it's like the Swiss bank invested fifteen million into them or something

>>77906491
Trailing Kobo by a nominal difference, and ahead of Pippa, Roboco and Ririka

>>77906380
Ain't she leaving far from her family? Or at least that's what I heard

>>77906077
But I like risu

>>77906220
phasekeks is actually making more sense than hololive now
im living in a bizzaro dimension

>>77906547
>you know its bad when even this fuck knows dealing with china isn't a good idea.
I mean he's a chink himself - he probably knows them better than any other VTuber corpo CEO

>>77906169
I'll 1 v 1 her (with sex in bed)

>>77905375
>but why
obachan is best girl.

I love Fauna

>>77906220
I think Phase isn't nearly as bad bros

JUNSGANG WILL LOOK AT THISSSSS AND SAY “HELL YEAH”
>DISGUSTING!

>>77906714
That doesn't absolve her sins in shaping the ID branch

>>77906795
Yeah but I like risu

>>77905394
>>77899545
if you look into the management theres a guy who is the bilibili japanese contact and he is following kobo, its literally all connected in PROJECT KURO

>>77906060
Sana...

>IMG
God I hate drama vermin.

>>77906714
Reminder she is the ONLY ID with homo in banner

>>77906220
>>77906256
>>77906299
>>77906390
>>77906449
>>77906723
>>77906765
oh nyo, these ''Holo fans'' are now switching to Phase.................... LMAO

Do you all think more Holo members will stream on Billi Billi now?
I don't think so
See, IRyS, Bae and Gura had recently gone to Taiwan for the expo, and they had a huge fandom there. They can't let it destroy it. If would be stupid

>>77906912
>cherrypicking

>>77906325
anonchama do you know what virtuareal is?

>>77906852
Welcome to euro hours

I cast Gura killer curse on thee!

>the one video of gibby goldbullet being supportive of the LGBTQ community really made my day, but the reaction to it, mainly in the hololive sub made me feel like i'm very much not wanted, at least over there, and man that certainly hurts to know

why does this board have such terrible fucking moderation?

I'm starting to dislike the current timeline.

>>77906973
Bro they literally doesn't even have enough time to stream on YT daily and you think they somehow gonna pull more time out of their ass to stream on B2?
Dividing your resource is not an optimal strat for growth

>>77907077
>terrible fucking moderation
try triggering the phase janny, you'll be deleted instantly

>>77906984
>He didn't deny it.

What is Aquasanji's big announcement going to be if its not going back to Zhangland?

>>77906973
But Kobo also went there. But desu only ones doing dumb shit are the young girls of Holo. From now on all of them should be hags

>>77907138
that's literally part of the terrible moderation

>>77907176
Kobo is a traitor, lets see if anyone else does it.

>>77905900
Luchs, my beloved

>>77906973
>Taiwan
>b2

>1k waiting for wizard game 3 hours away
Why are holokeks like this?

>>77907157
why don't you do all the comments instead of 6 of them

>>77905536
Sussy is pretty good in karaoke too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl-ubL8zPo4

>>77907165
Sololive sponsored by Game company of Aquarium. They are making a 2nd game even (or it’s just the 2nd game announcement)

>>77907165
2 more weeks?

>>77907069
Wasn't that shit a month ago?

>>77907245
They're hoping for Gura to announce her bilibili stream

APOLOGIZE TO HAGS!

>>77906912
And? The holo reddit spent 11 hours shitting on random phase girls yesterday.

>>77907230
Gura will also do it

>skibidi
she's watching Biboo too much

>>77907243
nta but yes retard that was the point, by streaming on b2 you'd alienate your taiwan fanbase

Wtf is this and who are the bottom sillouettes

>>77907309
Take a whiff first, then I'll consider it.

>>77907340
Fauna, Mumei, Kiara

>>77905504
We run this board, bitches. Never forget that

>>77907312
Reddit is alright sometimes

>>77907330
Pebble pls lmao. Chumbuds had to SC her for her to even know the meme

Oh that Chinese corpo that Sayu was in just nuked their YouTube listing. Guess that wasn't supposed to be public yet

>>77905954
Nope. Cunny love! SEA sex! Tight pussy woohoo!!! I don't give a fuck about your political crap.

>>77907370
Looks nothing like Mumei. It’s Kiara, Kiara again and then Gura

>>77907069
He should kill himself

>>77907312
>holo reddit spent 11 hours shitting on random phase girls yesterday.
Good. r/holo is learning then. Make sure to punch back everytime, so holofans can finally realize what's up and make sure to put you faggots on the same tier as niji sisters and vwhorejo fans

>>77907330
nah

Cute

I love them both so much

>Staying in character no matter what

>>77907365
Sorry anon, my hag is a loli too!

>>77905522
Thy Flesh consumed pistol start.

Phasekeks really oshihen for fishcock ITT huh

>>77907500
Ame watches Biboo too? make sense since she was on break

>>77907509
Can't wait for their b2 streams

>>77907509
Good news faumeibro

>>77907527
isreal or pity-baiting?

>>77907507
>pekora
>emotional support
Huh? In what universe?

>>77907312
Based.

>>77907527
holy shit ironclad keyfabe

>>77907612
Seems to be as real as anything on the internet can be

>>77907599
seems that no takamori no bots

>>77907527
don't look at this
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Deceased

APOLOGIZE TO SISKA!
>DO IT NOW!
WHEN I SAY "SISKA" YOU SAY "SORRY" (in indonesian)

>SISKA!

>>77907527
Just like Technoblade, only that she isn't popular.

>>77907615
In the universe where young girls like seeing cute bunny girl

>>77907485
looks benign. High rate of survival

Minecraft project Kiara hyped is legit just going to be Kiara and Mori after the 1st day. with Kiara 50% of the time streaming during EU hours this is flop

>>77907557
This angle will always be one of the worst when you have Fauna outright admitting she doesn't want to do shorts because of tourists. Why the fuck would she ever want to go on a foreign site, not being able to read chat with absolutely nothing but tourists

>>77907713
she is right all along...

>>77907599

>>77907702
Cute Dolly… ;-(

>>77907702

>>77907755
You day that like it's stopped shitposters before

>>77907734(me)
>>77907527

Rich kobo

https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1800619250085757332
new goob

>>77907745
What the fuck is Ina's problem? Like, actually?

>>77907702
>you can help by expanding

>>77907690
more like if Faumei can win unbotted no one bothers to bot them back

>>77907755
It's retarded. I think people have legit forgotten that Promise debuted less than 2 months after Coco's graduation.

>>77907409
And they just locked down the discord too

>>77907781
Wait hold on a minute cure dolly isn't dead, they just had a funeral for the character because it wasn't getting used again

>>77907312
Well you could ask why random phase girl was discussed there in first place

>>77907810
>skibbidi
gura can't escape the biboo brainrot

>>77907069
It seems like homobeggars are using this opportunity to team up with chinks and try to bring down hololive.

>>77907702
They forgot to list him

>>77907850
Chinese people really name themselves chingchong pingpong

>>77907702
There is some really odd shit there

Sub 20k shark today

>>77907916
KEK

>>77907816
more like what's Kiara's problem? indirectly sending hate to other members because she can't keep her mouth shut

>>77907916
He got better, it doesn't count

>>77907927
surely this time...

>>77907936
Anon there would've been no fucking difference when Ina just stops showing up. She just gave a heads up in a MEMBER'S STREAM anyway

>>77907702
That one homo coughing blood soon

>>77907856
She’s not really dead, she’s merely laying low along with Abe and JFK Jr. on Camp Davis while they wait for the patriots in control to clean the house up and prepare their return!

>>77907973
how do you come back from the dead?

the shark

>>77907850
> hexiaotong
bless you

>>77907923

>>77908020
Oh yeah the pixie vtuber, that's a thing

>>77908005
The power of acceleration

Grim

>>77907330
>>77907871
I fucking hate pebbles….. I really fucking do

Okay, so what’s our verdict on Kobo?

>>77907850
>posted announcement publicly
>hid it when people noticed

>>77908020
I remember that being posted

>>77908075
bugmen onahole

>only 1100 waiting for the shark

>>77908067

>>77908067
why? Gura watches her, so should you

>>77908118
>Gura watches her,
no

I like the shark

>el tiburón

>>77908118
Gura avoids Advent as much as possible

>>77908075
She is known as the Queen of Kaigai for a very good reason. No other non-JP has her ambition or sense for vtubing.

>>77908075
My bigger issue is with Cover staying quiet and pretending that no one would notice.

>>77908059
What went wrong? Gura already has 1k waiting room but this long await thing by Ina doesn’t?

Now that I think about it, takos were always the silent shitposters and falseflaggers. What if they were the ones that became phase fags?

>>77907719
chu~

>le requin

>>77908201
Don't use my post to spout extra retardation, jackass.

>ang pating

>>77908201
I never seen anyone struggle to get holo v holo started like you, are you okay?

>>77908075
>indog fleshie onahole
>homo onahole
>chink beggar

when will the shark collab with the advent?

>>77907745
I think this thread vastly underestimated how hard it is to organize a group playthrough. Different Holo don't have the same schedule

>der Hai

wonder why they hate hololive so much

>>77907850
to little to late info already out

>the shark

>>77908283
They are jelly.

uuuuu

>>77908181
She feels threatened

He imported the "Holo vs Holo" term

>>77908251
He's repressed. The bug meltdown prevented him from doing his usual routines earlier so he needs to let it out. That's why he's running one of his SEA hour loops now too >>77908186

>>77907745
>Minecraft project Kiara hyped is legit just going to be Kiara and Mori after the 1st day
I mean, yeah, they're the ones that put in work

>>77908331
no 3dpd whore can replicate fauna's beauty

Ni Hao

>>77908355
Anon, he’s in this thread his whole day. Every dramafag is.

>>77908379
I am Chinese

>>77907923
The husband killed her...

>>77907309
Mio my beloved, light of my life

>>77908379
xie xie

>>77908379
You can't even beat me.

I just realized, is Enna a cunny?

>>77908272
Nerissa ain’t getting approved with all her indie and vshojo collabing

Biboo unironically too zoomer for her style of humor but she probably #2 most likely

Shiori is the most likely because she reject not only homos but also outsiders. Also even if she didn’t like her Shiori stance has changed after joining holo, Gura would like that

FWMC just hard to actually collab with, their humor also don’t mesh well with hers. Also they didn’t show as much commitment as Shiori has since they actives RM shit as soon as they could.

Gura is a holo supremacist

>>77908379
>>77908426
let's stop the skirmishes at the Sino-Indian border

>>77908489
WELLLLL!?!?

>>77908355
This dude has 0 self awarness.

>>77907527
God speed you silly girl

>>77908331
That’s a guy

>>77908355

>>77908075
Kobo still mogging the 1view MV flopshark

>>77908544
Yes

>>77908568
>Novelites getting cocky because of that one like
My goddamn sides.

>>77908592
This is unironically sexo despite being used as bait

>>77908272
must be sad for newcomers to get completely ignored by the top talent especially when she collabed with Council when they started

>>77908592
Alla huackbar

>>77908568
Biboo would just be another Bae. Gura does not mesh well with Bae at fucking all. There was only one good collab and it was a group one and that's only because it was a word game collab.

>>77908630

The only good thing about China is Qin Shi Huang, and FGO make me believe that had Qin Shi Huang get to lead China forever, they will BTFO the US (Probably wouldn't even exist in the first place in that timeline)
They also have a bunch of cool historical figures

>Hello everyone, this is Miko.
>I'm sorry for the sudden announcement, but my family's beloved dog Mame (the Chihuahua) has passed away.
>I told all the members about Mame's illness about 6 months ago, so I thought I should write a proper report.
>
>Mame's lower body suddenly stopped moving 6 months ago, and after being examined at various hospitals, it was discovered that she had a tumor.
>
>But she did a great job after that.
>Her condition seemed to have worsened since Sunday, and I was worried, so I wanted to go and see her for a little while. I went back to my parents' house after work on the Shinkansen, and an hour later, Mame took her last breath in Miko's arms.
>
>I had a premonition that she would pass away if I went to see her, but it's strange.
>
>I felt like she was waiting for me to come home, and I think she was a very kind dog after all.
>
>I'm really glad that I was able to go and see her, and that my family was there to see her.
>
> I also went to see my grandma!
>
>I realized that I need to see my precious family as much as possible while I'm still alive, so I hope everyone does the same.
>
>This is a bit of a gloomy report, but I feel bad for Mame for being so gloomy, so I'll try my best to look forward and do my best at work, so I hope everyone will watch.
>
>I'll do a stream if I can today or tomorrow! I'd be grateful if everyone could wait for me.
>
>I've talked a lot with my family and I'm gradually sorting out my feelings, so please rest assured.
>
>Sorry for bothering you in the middle of the night, thank you.

>>77908640
>>77908640
Kobo the undercard should just be thankful that Gura chose her to be included in her Taiwan karaoke

>>77908694
Boom

>>77908366
world tree will be done before the STONK guildhall

>>77908716
Petra Fyed my beloved!

>>77908703
Gura and Bae are so weird. By all accounts they get along well offstream but they just have zero onstream chemistry.

>>77908201
Der Tako.

Shitposters pull a lot of boring narratives but the "starving for Gura approval" must be the most boring and laziest one

>>77908694
that's not the religion who self-detonates, you retard

>>77908731
dude the first thing he did after getting into power was burn all books

>>77906169
I find it funny the permanent fag asmr voice blue homo said that because I'm sure all of homoEN are a bunch of malnourished twinks that couldn't beat up a drunk hobo.

>>77908739
Literally someone just say "fuck you" up there for leaking Miko membership post. Read the room

>>77908795
>but they just have zero onstream chemistry.
You expect Gura to publicly support a Homobeggar?

>>77908832
Technically any religion can do it if they want to

>>77908640
Ennacuck you're like 12 hours outside of your usual timezone with this bait, are you that upset you couldn't post this morning?

>>77906169

>>77908075
I never liked her going back pretty much to debut, she acts less like a brat and more like an obnoxious teenager, so I guess I'm vindicated.

>>77908838
Yes, specifically Confucius book

>>77908832
I just heard pajeetland was attacked by terrorists this week. This is why I posted it, don't get angry, I am just a stupid spic

Would you rather
>have sex with Mumei (but you have to be her therapist)
Or
>have sex with Bijou (but you have to be her personal teacher)

Do you think that if Gawr Gura from Hololive English asked out Ceres Fauna from Hololive Promise, Ceres Fauna would say "yes"?

JPjeets still trying?

>>77908848
>beat up a drunk hobo.
not worth it, that's how you get TB

>>77908795
>"hey wanna do a three legged race" "yeah of course!"
>both start running in opposite directions
it's not rocket science guys

>>77909014
Fauna

>>77909014
I’ll rather have sex with Altare

>>77908832
He is talking about the Terrorist attacks on Pajeets

one for the deadbeats

>>77909014
Mumei

>>77908786
She is definitely sexy but I heard her voice and it’s not as cute as she looks unfortunately. The other Tatted up girl she always with is the one with the cute voice funny enough, if only they changed voices they would fit

>>77909028
At the end of the dark souls race fauna said she would do anything with gura, and gura tried to push the meaning of what anything could mean and she did not budge
Ceres fauna would unironically have lesbian sex with gura if she could
Or maybe be made to eat literal grass

>>77909014
Sex with Biboo.

>>77909014
Mumei, all she needs is someone to slap her once in a while so she can focus

>>77909028
Gura already knows Fauna is with Mumei, but I wouldn't be surprised if she'd be okay with a threesome

>>77908848
Their giga chad representative got mogged by stars JP in physical activities lmao. Fucking mogged by Rio of all people Ahahahaha

>there was a point in time where Fauna would actually go to "comments under review" to approve comments that may have wrongly got in the youtube filter but it was so mentally taxing she gave up

I wonder how many horny posts she got in there

>>77909014
Chumbud here, yeah biboo ain’t even an option. Mumei all day long, I guess playing OW with her could count as therapy right?

>>77909058
Shut up and stream something, Ame

>>77909206
This poor girl puts on a brave face, but she's so fragile

>>77909014
Chumbud here, I love cunny, so Biboo is the only choice

>>77906168
Lapu will be just as bad when she streams on the chink site. They're both fleshie e-celeb dickriders but at least she's not pandering to the bugmen like Kobo

>>77909014
can I have sex with da moom while therapy is in session?

>>77909206
all mine

>>77909014
Chumbud here I'm a pedophile so my choice is clear

suisei covered phony and it became her most viewed song
so she commissioned the guy(tsumiki) to write her an original (BIBBIDIBA) and that became her new most viewed song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNfnwF04Eag

kobo covered overdose and it became her highest viewed song
so she commissioned the guy(natori) to write her an original(Help!!) and that is becoming her new most viewed song

any cover manager not seeing the pattern here should be fired for incompetence. the formula works.

>>77909206
If she had more horny posts, it would've been able to keep her going
The lack of horny posts is what kept her from continuing

I’m schitzo posting here but what if Cover is trying to get back into China’s good graces as a desperate attempt to make the homos popular? Cover seems to be willing to destroy their whole company for the sake of those faggots, it wouldn’t shock me if they’re not willing to show their neck as another cockamamie plot to make their precious boiz popular because Luxiem did it. Kobo was just the introduction. Wouldn’t shock me if we don’t see a group of homos and their sympathizers start streaming on Bilibili.

I love them the most

>>77909242
it's been 2 years and faggots still bitch about that reggie thing?

We all know Fauna is a naughty and kinky girl that spy on us masturbating to her lewds.

>>77909367
Work...for music Holos
There's like 5 of them in the company, so why would management at large care about "the formula"? Not like other Holos care about music numbers themselves

>>77909282
Technically speaking I never said you had to be lisenced or practice correct therapy procedures or anything so if you can convince her to do it, yeah

>schitzo

>>77909367
lot of original songs flop though

>>77909367
i'd eat up a 40mp orisong for mumei in a heartbeat

>>77906169
Yeah i would 1V1 fauna. on bed, naked, with my penis, inside her, having sex

>>77909367
Wow Gura will release a song with nobody because she doesn't make any covers

>>77909380
I doubt it

>>77909014
Mori's anus firmly against my tongue

>>77909462
TWAPI DONT LOOOOK

>>77909462

>>77909462

>>77909367
it actually natori who reached out to kobo to write her original song, not the other way around.

>>77909462
Holy fuck this boy is sexy as fuck

>>77909462
that's a man

>>77908739
MY DOG JUST DIED TOO LET'S FUCKING GO!!!

>>77909462

>>77908746
What's that? Didn't Kobo completely steamrolled Gurashitter MV within just like a month. LMAO

>>77909380
No chance. They hate homos too

grim

>>77909014
Biboo. Easiest choice of my life.

>>77909443
It's mostly just one guy who keeps bringing it up.

>>77909584
With competition like this who needs rivals.

>>77908544
No just a cunt

>>77909584
>11k is bad now

>>77909014
I'll be Biboo's sex teacher

>>77909480
Anus tart is still higher than dan dan. That is proof that it wasn't a good fit for moom's voice since it had views only on par with a shitter song.

So sayu is honorary holo now?

>>77909648
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>77909014
Biboo, mumei ain’t even an option here

>>77909014
I'm a chumbud but I'd have to go with Mumei because Biboo's voice makes me flaccid

>>77909367
towa's most successful cover was written by niki but the song he wrote for her album (twilight) is nowhere near her most succesful.

>>77909648
>/#/s cant read numbers
Home... we made it...

>>77909014
Biboo all day long
>>77909707
>holo vs holo
Seethe retard you ain’t fooling anyone

Stop pretending to be Chumbies, fucking retards. We all know the ones who don't go for the cunny option are fake.

>>77909367
AME SPAMMING KANARIA SONGS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>77909719
https://youtu.be/Ud73fm4Uoq0

What the fuck bros this is so fucking cute, perhaps popular demand even

This is not a boy.

>>77909684
>doxxsagi shill
No

>>77909864
>silicon tits
>ass implants
you can't fool me

>>77909827
Go away JPjeet

>>77909789
Maybe for cunny fags but actually chumbuds are choosing between
>Gura 2.0
And
>some cunny who is nothing alike to Gura
So fuck you retards going for Biboo cus muuuh cunny shit. that means you’d choose a Phase or idol cunny over Mooms to. Yeah fuck off

>>77909864
get your eyes checked