/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77860294
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

YEAH WE CAME TO FLEX
>>77860325
Amen

>>77860325
Amen.
>>77859896
eh, i made this one on debut and decided he was relatively fine. we only see vtubers from the torso up most of the time, so slightly short arms and long legs/shins isn't too bad. bettel 2nd outfit has LEGS, not as bad as shu or various women, but outlandish for stars.

>>77860325
amen!

>>77860325
AMEN

>>77860325
amen

>>77860509
DELETE THIS

I'm sad that tempus 3D happened long after StarsColle got axed meaning we won't ever see them being animated

>>77860325
Amen

>>77860419
ruze has a really tiny chest

>>77859785

>>77860325
Amen

To the anon who still doesn't believe that the violin in Au Revoir by Malice Mizer is actually guitar, here's a cover. I already sent a live band version yesterday after hakka's 3d
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=essd-lRnO6A

I was looking at the 3d modeler tweet again and I just noticed he drew picrel, I kneel.

>>77860294
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>HOLOSTARS English VOICE PACKS
>NEWEST - Machina X Flayon Birthday Celebration 2024 VOICEPACK
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Recommended_%E3%83%87%E3%82%B8%E3%82%BF%E3%83%AB%E3%82%B3%E3%83%B3%E3%83%86%E3%83%B3%E3%83%84%22%2B%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB
>NEW STOCK AVAILABLE
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>GAVIS BETTEL Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gavisbettel_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/gavis-bettel

>HOLOSTARS English -ARMIS- Half-Year Celebration MERCH (and VPs, check the third link)
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_armis_anhalfyear

>MACHINA X FLAYON Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_bd2024
https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/machina-x-flayon

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIRwP76bgtc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaPjoKpm7xk

>>77861503
>(can't be bought yet)
HATE HATE HATE

>>77861263
Is that cocaine on a spoon he is holding?

>>77861503
>filename
kek

>>77861590
He's currently relapsing donmai~

>>77861114
Thank you Wikkito, very cool
actually very cool, thanks for sharing

>>77861263
his legs are too erotic...

My red zoomer retard oshi is coming home today, please don't get him arrested for the various hate crimes he's going to commit on (((ugly))) villagers.

>>77861263
based fellow shota knees enjoyer

Leader, I'm coming to see you. Please wait for me.

can't believe Altare's graphics card broke again.

MAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1800377500981428481

>>77862487
dammit that looks so tasty

>>77862487
>make lunch for me
>can't eat it because im on the other side of the earth
is he stupid?

>>77862608
move over bitch i'll eat it

>>77862326
Is there place for one more?

>>77862608
shut up. don't make mama upset! eat with your eyes!

>>77862608
skill issue

Moooooom, the cultare is planning a mass suicide

3D Altare doesn't have a jacket off toggle... Is he really hiding wings under that hoodie?

>>77862833
We are taking this boat down, no survivors

>>77862833
shush axelotl. you don't understand. i have to be with leader.

>>77862326
Fuck it let's go on an ADVENTURE

>>77862956
Honestly, I don’t honor what I will do if he ever gets a jacket off toggle/more revealing outfit. I’m so used to seeing him fully covered that I may actually start barking like a dog in heat

>>77862956
Nephilim confirmed
Altare is the descendant of the Angel of Death
The 6 suns will rise over the west and cast the shadow
The 4 horsemen ride when the sacrifice of the lamb is complete
No I will not take my meds

>>77863427
16bit wars........................ tummy...............................................

I know this technically breaks Commandment 3, but there's a compilation video of the Niji/Stars/Avallum "Goose Goose Duck" collab on Ver Vermillion's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2jc40cmYso

>>77863509
Very bad cover btw

>>77863710
kys

Is Hakka a brapchad?

>>77863710
>clips

>>77863509
peroperopero

goodnight /mans/ i'm happy to hear my pilot is feeling better

I love bird
https://youtu.be/nIMph0ZPucI?t=2574

>>77863710
Cute tourist, but you might have better traction on cbdct if you want to talk about it.

>>77864405
ME TOO!!

just noticed ruze actually added his schizo roleplay stream to the all-ARMIS collab playlist

>>77864953
>schizo
THE ARMIS COLLAB WAS REAL! TAKE YOUR MEDS

>>77864953
Good for you

>>77864405
I loved all his song choices in the showcase, he really poured his heart and soul in his singing.
Hope he uploads the songs as videos soon, I don't mind using timestamps for now, but it would be a lot more convenient for making a playlist

Why do people make Magni fanart. Every time I see fanart of him it just makes me miss him so much.
I hate you so much you stupid fag bitch

BANCHOU ON THE ASMR WAR CRIMES AND SEGREGATION TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiD7fhbl3ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiD7fhbl3ik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiD7fhbl3ik

LOUD DINO BACK FROM BREAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiD7fhbl3ik

>>77865858
Every time I see a fanart of Magni my hatred grows stronger and stronger, I hope that one day I get the opportunity to crush his skull over and over with a rock until all that's left is a puddle of mushed brain and bones

Why does he sound louder when he whispers

HE'S WHISPERING SO FUCKING LOUD, WE'RE SO BACK

>>77866009
based

>bettel listening to cursed dinosaur asmr
uh oh

Please scream I don't like this

there's no way he can fucking say that

>I will also be debuting in 3D very, very soon
Banchou...you're dreaming...

>speaks softer
>gets closer to mic
it's just the same volume level kek

>soon
>maybe next year
Dumb dino...

>>77866009
Deal

>>77866442
how bout now?

THAT'S MY BOY

>>77866393
Are you happy now?

>"Your voice sounds very beautiful"
>"RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR RAWR!!!"
LMAO

>>77866574
fuck this guy kek

He's not sorry

I genuinely missed this, fucking hell.

>>77866590
HELL YES I AM

Lol, he couldn't last 15 minutes

Bettel encouraging him to be lazy...

Why is this dipshit doing two endurance streams when he took a week off to rest his voice to prepare for karaoke?

CONCERNFAGS BTFO

>>77866965
>thinking the sorawrity is being ironic when we say our oshi is retarded

>>77866921

>it's not birth control, it's voice control, I haven't been birthing

BIG BANCHOU LOVE

PEROPEROPEROPEROPERO

Hey guys, it's been a year, when are we going to let the new Magni out of the tube?

He's not quite ready yet

Welcome to J.T. Rexford's Circus of Freaks!

>>77867612
Haven’t you heard? Ever since magni graduated, Cover gave up on the magni project and is just letting people use the souless mag body’s as fleshlights and dildos for cheap, they gotta make some money off them somehow

>>77867612
let me finish rq

>>77867672
https://twitter.com/PUNPUNWAN_09/status/1668231692023402498

>>77867795

Banchou has ended up in North East England. rainy, dead bodies, ugly people.

I'm glad he doesn't usually stream like this. Quieter banchou is fine, but the loud, energetic version is so much more fun to listen to.

>"Thank god I was born pretty"

donating to rexford segregation camp for uggos

>>77867921
I can't wait until he can scream full force again.

>"I don't let ugly people in Sorawrity"
>"If you join Sorawrity, you're automatically pretty"

his sickly dying coughs ToT

cool story barney, now get to the uggo camps

He's trying so hard to be schizo and quiet...

If the anon who wanted the Altare keychain is here, there is a listing for one on ebayhttps://www.ebay.com/itm/285795839175

mamarexford... how does such a woman give birth to such a retarded son

Mama Rexford kowai....

>Queen Rexford is a master of networking

She was the real mafia princess all along...

>ywnb forced into a diplomatic marriage with a scary bossy mafia queen’s retard lizard son

>i love latinas
basado

How does this man interact with Hakka so much and not know the latinas meme

COLONISATION YEAH WOO YEAAAAH

This is a kids game...

jewtard..

Man's gonna be pissed as shit if he builds a second bridge and realises that these villagers don't pay shit for taxes.

How would you rate our MEN in terms of them possibly rizzing up a girl, I’m putting shinri near the bottom, that man has a good voice, prolly good body but damn he is introverted as fuck

>"I'm a man, I only fuck when there's a mirror in front of me!!"

>>77869654
How is he supposed to cum if he can't see his pulsating cock, bro? What the fuck is in these podcasts?!

>>77869615
but Shinri rizzed up hakkamama by just being a polite and proper gentleman

BUBBIES UGLY CONFIRMED

>You calling us bubbies ugly?
>YES!

>>77869776
Old bitches love a polite and proper gentleman, younger girls tho, they want an adventurous hyper young man like flagon and shinris basically a lil old man that wants to knit at this point

damn bubbys catching strays

>>77869861
>>77869865
PLEASE, THEY SUFFER ENOUGH

>>77869615
>>77869891
you have to be 18 to post here

>>77869938
Calm ur gyatt down frfr

>>77869902
YOUR OSHI SHOULD HAVE DRAWN YOU PRETTIER

>>77869938
Zoomer hobby now, old man

stop acting so high and mighty just because you lucked out with a talented mama

environment cancelled cut all the trees down

what if banchou was the lorax
>rawr rawr fuck the trees

jurard apologists... your response?

>>77870343
I'm not defending anything. I'll be right there on the electric chair with him.

>>77870343
Why would I defend him when I could molest him in his jail cell?

whiny TOT

kek

the beatboxing kinda fire

KEK

I'm banchou's little worm ToT

>gawk gawking FOR FREE
mama rexford raised a dumb nepo whore

I'm so glad he's too stupid for this.

>>77871998
Flips being stupid on livestreams are fun to watch. I'm glad they have a retard-level average IQ

What was that superchat about earth's orbit being perfect circle?

>>77872274
something like if a year (one revolution around the sun) had 360 days then each day would be like a degree on a circle which has 360 degrees

>>77872393
does that make sense?

>>77872443
the earth's orbit isnt a perfect circle, it's more elliptical

>>77872503
I read the superchat. He said that it was a theory that we'd only have 360 days if earth's orbit was a perfect circle. but since the orbit is elliptical, we have 365 instead

>>77872568
ooo, idk about then kek

>>77872672
I checked Hololizer. It was a random theory that superchatter thought of

Baby T-Rex hands....

>your gene pool is all over my face, it hurts... it melts my capacity to think
UUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DUMB CUM DRUNK SLUT BANCHOU

>>77873117
FUCKING SLUT

jurard sounds extra rapeable today

>"Why do you want me to get stitches? Do you want me hurt??"
Stitches would be more than he deserves.

>my yt decides to buffer for minutes
>chat starts screaming "don't gawk gawk"
no........

>squeals after seeing "hardwood" ladder
WHORE

I have seen Flayons 3D model and my penis is erect. I want to dominate this twink while he moans for my cock.

>>77874113
same except i want him to dominate me

>>77874215
same except i want to sit in the r-trus pilot seat and have him powerbottom sit and squirm on my lap while we watch movies and anime together

>>77874462
same except i want to sit in the r-trus pilot seat and powerbottom sit and squirm on his lap while we watch movies and anime together

>>77872454
what?

>>77874215
>>77874488
I might be gay but I am not a bottom. I get off from carrying and dominating small delicate males while they moan their brains out from my dick.

this retard is starving himself. prepare for another 6 months of no streams

>>77875792
this retard didn't watch week in review where it turned out his noise-cancelling headphones vacuum sealed themselves to his lifelong inner ear problems and sucked his brain out for eight weeks. i won't deny that he sometimes goes too hard on his health arc, but he shouldn't experience another january issue

>>77875792
please tell me bettellion is telling him to eat I can't believe someone could be literally that retarded

>>77876002
no

>>77876002
we want him to suffer

>>77875792
why is he more retarded than an average flip like jurard and octavio?

DEAD THREAD

>>77877356
DEAD CHUUBAS

>>77877384
anon... jurard is still live

>i need... i NEED to please
TToTT

>>77877356
DEAD WORLD soon in 3D, please... ;-;

>>77877411
for how long until he kills his voice once more...

Damn this nigga tryna get adopted by a rextard

my cute tard otouto questioning his own ADHD

>>77878224
im gonna molest your younger brother

>>77878270
slow anon I already got to him first

Imagine being forced to private your vod because of shikanoko nokonoko koshitantan

>>77878721
that wont stop me

>>77879778
wait what's the context for this? is he going to private this animal crossing vod immediately after?

>>77880869
he doesn't know, he sang it a little bit and said if the vod goes down its either talking about segregation or DMCA

>>77880323

>>77862487
*Throws on the ground*

They added a rap segment to Dead World and Shinri will perform it with Bettel, Hakka, and Flayon during the collab.

>>77881504
YOU BOOR! SAY SORRY TO MAMA RIGHT NOW!

>>77881504
but he worked so hard for you

>>77881504
die

>>77881504
DROP DEAD

>>77881504
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM HUH

>>77881504
im gonna rape you

>>77881504

>>77881504
die die die

why is there an ad for robert whoring himself out

>>77882219
why are you asking us?

>>77882219
ask /stars/

>>77882144
god i wish that was me

Lol, I just woke up and he's totally given up on the ASMR thing at this point, huh?

>>77883003
he’s a screamer you know he can’t help himself

He's easily scammed with art, excellent...

>>77882219
always is

>"pissing in public is nice~"

This brat deserves fat ugly bastard mob doujins for his crimes and villagers abuse

He's doing black butler impressions, Hakka, where are you??

i'm too weak. i need to sleep. i'm so sorry banchou.

Hakka just landed in Xenokuni

i think regis altare should step on me

>>77885380
same

>>77873908
https://files.catbox.moe/zvzyb2.mp3

>BILLIONAIRE HOUSEWIFE

this stupid little baby brained dino is so gleeful over a shooting star...

>BILLIONAIRE HOUSEHUSBAND

>>77881504
BOYS! WE GOT OURSELVES A NIGGER 'ROUND THESE PARTS! OR SHOULD I SAY, A NEW PIÑATA?

>my job is here, segregating

As much as I hate asking this, but did anyone archive the azure stream?

>>77887150
>>77832764

for bubbytelion, i give to you a schizo schedule encompassing auntie's entire career, with the week's schedule optimistically pencilled in. i very much hope he will be so back for you tomorrow.

Jurard is so intimidated by the idea of streaming on Twitch. It's so funny.

>>77887392
Holy autism I fucking kneel

>>77887392
Make one for Magni

>>77887058
My racist dino...

>>77887594
sorry, i pick on bettel and gibby because they're easy with the lack of streams and i'm a lazy fuck. HQ have been around too long (especially magni with unarchived loops/karaoke and axel with karaoke/nuked vods), flayon is too schizo with going off schedule, hakka/shinri are too consistent with loads of streams. i could do the rest of armis if i made time, they're easy because they're so new.

Banchou learning about unskippable Twitch ads

>>77887741
OK, thanks

>Among Us Gay Sex

>>77887878

>>77887958
pilot and leader...

He still doesn't know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgJ8ahGQl3s

>i love the smell of incest
KEK

>she's fucking hot
>it'd be like having another Octavio on my team
Jutai...

>"I need to find another lesbian turtle"

was watching a fight video and it had Altare's laugh emote on it, sasuga leader

>Jurard does not like weed
Unbased

>>77890422
Duterte kills the ones that like ganja

>>77890422
DUDE
WEED
LMAO

>>77890422
jurard is a good christian boy

>>77890636
i understand him not wanting the IQ to go lower

>>77890636
You're late. Marcos and Duterte are having a feud, and Duterte's hardcore followers are shitting on Marcos for having cops raid all of Quiboloy's (Duterte's Crony in Davao) properties to get him arrested, despite an insider already leaking that Quiboloy may have already escaped to China back in March.

Why has he been streaming ASMR animal crossing for 10 hours

>>77891024
i need to save banchou...

>>77890422
Uhhuh, Vesper

>>77891368
Also, it's not the first time Duterte shat on Marcos. He also did it on Marcos Sr back in the 70s.

>>77891448

>>77891024
So basically, it's 2 gay seaniggers fighting to see who is gayer?

damn is he going for a 12 hour stream

After Hakka's 3D showcase I haven't had any more diarrhea shits, thank you Hakka.

>>77887256
Thank you! chu~~

Besides the 3D, what other big events does Tempus/Armid have coming up?

Besides the 3D, what other big events does Tempus/Armis have coming up?

>>77894128
I saw that
>>77894173
Anniversary

>>77894173
Shinri's birthday later this month
Of course HQ anniversary next month
Wasn't someone going to a con or something

>>77894173
And 2 birthdays

>>77894173
>Shinri's birthday
>GB's birthday
>Tempus 2nd anniversary

>>77891093
He missed us. Let him have this!

>>77891093
he said he wanted sorawrity to have a lot of content tiding them over on his off days this week until the karaoke

Flayon with home 3d is kind of dangerous for my heart

>>77895471
WHORE

>>77895471
correction is needed

>>77895471
>spoiler
gibby...

>>77890636
>>77891024
No one asked, kys seanig

>>77894173
GROUNDED FRIDAY

banchou noticed me twice today and my comment made him laugh, my job here is done

>>77895471
i am going to join holostars and rape this brat

don't know why she would draw this but I'll take it
https://x.com/____crown_____/status/1800562089586798735

>>77896757
Flayon baby
I hate the pacifier fetish, it's fucking weird

>>77896757
He looks cute
>>77897005
Cute Baby appeal both for fetishists and non-fetishists

>>77897476
Oh yeah real appealing

>>77896757
i will breastfeed him

>>77897742
i wrote this

>>77897624
Magni would've loved this...

SEX DOLLS COLLAB
SEX DOLLS COLLAB
SEX DOLLS COLLAB

>>77894173
GEN 4 Debut in August

>>77898051
guess I have a new show to watch

I love me bird

>>77898516
why is he so molestable?

>>77898628
He's Hakka

https://x.com/Oraclejester/status/1800194998048272867

imagine

>>77899369
This looks like inflation shit

>>77899369
This is getting ugly

>>77895601
>Make a one off comment about some SEAnig killing drug dealers
>Someone gets butthurt
How's your period?

>>77899369
Flat Bettel will always be the best

>>77898183
I'll believe it when I see it

Shintoe is a religion originating from Japan. Classified as an East Asian religion by scholars of religion, its practitioners often regard it as Japan's indigenous religion and as a nature religion. Scholars sometimes call its practitioners Shintoeists, although adherents rarely use that term themselves.

>>77899838
I love Xenokunian tradition

>>77899369
What kind of outfit is that

>>77899838

>>77899369

>>77900008
Shinri's melons

TROLL RUZE ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AX0PpSWCVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AX0PpSWCVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AX0PpSWCVs

>>77900079

>You dare gaze upon me..?
I want to find this hot but his shoes are too goofy kek

>>77900393
I'll worship him

>>77900393
tiny tiny machipeepee

>>77900504
He just has the suit dick portal that's standard in mech pilot uniforms

>>77900504
Take that back

>he sees your posts

This brat needs to get his model taken away from him T u T

>>77900868
this brat needs rape correction

>>77900954
fat ugly bastard for Gen 4

>>77901016
That fat ugly bastard? Me.

>no context gif
mama it's 3AM
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1800593698159567344

>>77901228
What is this for

>>77901228
it looks like he's eating invisible flies

UOOOOOHHHH

>>77901228
is this like the time he used a gif of himself nodding in meetings

>>77901586
I bet after they release the MMD models Flayon will jack off to animations

>>77901586

I used to love Homestuck as a teen, but it's one of those interests that I can confidently say I have completely gotten over as an adult. But it's still fun to watch Ruze play the game.

>>77901586
I'm trying to focus on my work but he's too distracting ####

Is karkat... a shota?

>>77901586
I'm now imagining someone recreating that one anna-anon anim with flay and a monster girl...

Karkat is a jew?

>>77902149
He's a manlet teenager, which is close enough

>>77902149
He was 16 at the end of Homestuck, just like everyone else

>>77902241
This is the beginning so wouldn't they be 13?

>>77902406
Yes

someone tell flayon to stop i can't get horny in clas

Here he goes preaching again

>>77903055
you know how he is by now
stop hate-watching chuubas you don't enjoy

>>77903055
careful, sisters will call you a schizo

>>77903175
>>77903183
roru

>>77900393
I'm not focusing on his shoes...

I'm the last /MANS/ resident.

>>77904664
Wrong

>>77904664
Lick my balls

>>77904664
during wage slave hours

....is pesterquest a dating sim?

>>77904664
Sorry I'm playing vidya while looking at the homestuck

>>77904664
hold it right there, brother!

>>77903055
Man, what is it about Homestuck that turns people into Soapbox Sadies? Many of these types REALLY loved Homestuck back in the day.