/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

thinking about Lias pink butthole

After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

>>77837777
blessed digits

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I like Lia

Who is Lia from Phase Connect? to the blind, she is the light. to the hungry, she is bread. to the sick, she is the cure. to the lonely, she is company. to the sad, she is joy. to the prisoner, she is freedom. for the poor, she is treasure. for me, she is everything.

I will wait for Lia

anything

all thread and no lia makes anon a dull boy

>>77838607
>lias last lia
bros…

>>77838607
>Liker flat man

Lia fren KK Cyber is liv

https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber

>>77838607
posting braps hope

>>77838607
maybe girlstink understand

>>77838607

Thinking about Hexa shaving Lia’s armpits

PANKO MANKO

>>77839130
wrong thread!

Was it worth it?

Gays out!

I’d still my tongue into Lia and Mint’s buttholes if you know what I mean

>>77839354
>still

>>77839354
what you mean, I don't know. please describe it in detail

>>77839354
still your tongue?

>>77838719
I wish Mint would do a Metal Gear autism dump on Lia. Lia would be going in clueless and would be overwhelmed with someone else's cute autism for once

>>77839661
>Lia would be going in clueless
Lia has played MGS

Fliian just confirmed Lia is not around

>>77839755
welcome to 24 hours ago, anon

Still praying for Lia and her family

thinkin about raping Lia with my mega cock

Still praying for Lia's butt to grow 2 inches

>>77840198
proof you have a mega cock?

>>77840212
this better get a yellow card

>>77840285
Play on.

I like Lia

I also like Lia

I like Lia as well

>>77839755
Filian announced on DIscord she is going to collab with Lia when she is able to return.

I hope when Lia comes back she is browner.

What if while Lia's gone she gets hit by a de-aging ray and she goes back to being 12. Would you still watch her?

>>77840920
she already has the mind of a 12 year old. does her mind regress further?

>>77840966
Lia has the mind of a 14 year old at least

I hope Lia comes back flatter.

I hope Lia comes back racist

I hope Leah comes back homophobic

I hope Lia comes back

I hope Lia comes

I hope lia comes back homophobic

>>77840920
duh

>>77841616
implying

>>77841538
>>77841616

EXTRA FUCKING EXTRA BOYS

>>77841850
LIAAAAAA

>>77841850
she misses me the most btw

>>77841850
Love this retard

[News] https://x.com/rinkouashelia/status/1800298348341326222

>>77841850
Lia must have gotten the get well soon macaroni card anon made for her grandad

>>77841850
UUUUUUUUUUU

VIETNAM TIME
cytuDOTbe/r/VODclubhouse
replace DOT with .

we dont talk about lietnam

How different would things have gone if Gen. McCLellan was in charge of the Vietnam War?

>>77842809
we would have won

>>77842809
we would have sat in saigon and had a party for 4 years then went home. so better probably

if only you knew how bad things really are

>>77843123
What a week of no Lia does to a mf

>>77842477
cute pic kek

yo when you like Lia it helps me help my daughtah

>>77843260
war is hell

>>77841850
Stay strong and take your time, Miss Lia!

>>77841850

>>77843260
my little sister can't be a war criminal!?

Would you have been drafted for Vietnam, anon?

https://www.usatoday.com/vietnam-war/draft-picker/

>>77843477
Good day to be a zoomer

>>77843477
fug

>>77843477
looks like I get to stay home and fuck hairy hippie girls

>>77843477
nice

>>77843477
forgot pic fug

>>77843477
Sept 11 chads we loss again

>>77843745
your birthday is on 911? that's dope

imagine being trapped in an underground hole with Lia after she ate korean BBQ

>>77843477
Lucky

>>77843477
we were all drafted into Lietnam

over/under how many episodes until they play fortunate son?

>>77844258
4

>>77844258
episode 2 when the war starts proper, no way they don't take the opportunity

>>77844258
I will say it wont get played.

>VAllure have been around 1 week and already have 2 talents brapping
brapbros come home

the french are such dicks and they wonder why everyone hates them

>>77844490
proof?

>>77844490
Not a chance, fag.

>>77844490
proof?

brapbros are steadfast and loyal. they might go jerk off but they'll come home

is this even a real language?

>>77845260
it sounds like the tongue clicking language from south park

I talk to God everyday. and he told me Lia is coming back.

>>77845345
can you ask him for the lotto numbers please

I talk to God everyday. and he told me both Lia and Jelly fart with that ass

>>77845345
>>77845472
Don't you go to super hell for saying stuff like this

I wonder what Lia’s favorite candy is

was that the damn wilhelm scream again

JFK was a babe ngl

>>77846182

>>77846275
wtf

>>77846275
kek

>>77846275
chat is this real?

>>77846895
this is honestly the hottest and most erotic Lia sex art ever drawn

>>77846895
giwtwm

Some of these teeth in this documentary are about what I expect Pippa’s to be

>>77847457
kek

>>77847457
and lia’s tongue touched and tasted those teeth.

>>77847656
do you think pippa let her poke her tongue in all the gaps in her teeth?

>>77847850
The thought makes my peepee half hard

do you think bruce campbell was a nam vet

>>77847909
no but he would wear a nam vet hat for the stolen valor

>>77847909
He was a draft dodger 100%

>>77847996
nothing wrong with that desu, I would have tried to dodge too

>>77848060
Coward

>>77848060
can you try to do one based on this photo

>watched the civil war in the background while playing satisfactory with my army bro
>watching vietnam while he's deployed
weird feeling

>>77848244
that's life in the big city

Do you think Lia still needs a night light?

I love him so much

>>77848372
110%

>>77848461
why'd the cia have to do it, he was too sexy to die

>>77848521
the CIA takes orders from literal demons, they're the most powerful and organized cult in human history

Ask not what your Lia can do for you—ask what you can do for your Lia.

>>77848799
this needs to be a ritual post

>>77844732
>>77844815
https://files.catbox.moe/brlffk.mp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnK3YLw59T4&t=2420s

>>77849731
that is fucking putrid

>>77849731
it's not hot when they aren't embarrassed and do it on purpose. this just feels weird

>>77849731
>neither of them sound like cute girls
sad

what made Lia and Yuri fake brapping cute was that they are cute girls and that is not behavior you expect from cute girls

>>77849920
real and true

>>77849833
it's the same with burping on stream. if they don't immediately shriek in embarrassment, it's not cute

>brapfags are snobs and there are levels to their weirdness
huh

>>77850492
I told you brapbros were loyal

I want to give Lia headpats

I like Lia ok?

>>77852083
I like you for liking Lia

>>77850492
its only cute when cute girls do it or tease it.

>>77843477
>If your birthday was just 1 day earlier, your draft number would not have been called.

>>77852899
This yippee looks like he would enlist anyway

>>77852899
now cover him in gore

>>77852899
now have him enjoying bbq and drinking beer like a real vietnam vet

>>77852899
I love your Yippiees so much

giwtwm

thinking about Lias bunghole

>>77854286
what color

>>77854418
the butthole wars are over, pink won

>>77854458
or maybe the butthole wars simply changed to wars of spying and subversion rather than all out violence, there could be a brown buttholer among us and we would be none the wiser

>>77854418
other than a slang word for buttholes, bungholes are actually the name for the hole used to drain and fill barrels. these barrels are traditionally made of wood. and what color is wood? brown. case closed.

I hope Lia has a good hair today tomorrow

>>77854701
>the brown boys are fighting a guerrilla war

I hope a mischievous goblin steals Lia's brush and she has a bad hair day tomorrow

>>77854980
goblins aren't real. stop trying to say they are. all those goblin sighting videos are fake. why would we steal random things from innocent people. if goblins were real they'd be nice but they aren't so stop pretending

>>77855061
>why would we steal random things from innocent people
>we

[Lia news] Lia in Shiina's chat rn

Whats a goon to a goblin

Lia watching Shiina play Elden Ring

>>77855061
>we

>>77855511
No gooning

>>77855511

would you cover up Lias war crimes for her?

>>77843477
well, atleast my brother wouldn't be called out ig.

If Lia was my wife I would yell at her and say "hey bitch get me a beer!" Then she would walk to the kitchen sadly to get it and I would yell out "And one for yourself too!" then she would laugh and we would drink beer together

Lia is my one and only kami oshi, but i gosling for jerry.

>>77858916
I feel this way about Dizzy sometimes.

>>77858916
I am genuinely in love with Lia

>>77856787
Is that even a question?

>>77849731
>knew one of them before they joined
i hate this

someone post the Lisa burping soundpost

we're so back

Hey, you think this will make you cry?
https://files.catbox.moe/pawv6r.webm

>>77860612

>>77860853

>>77860677
not really but it's just because im not a gosling

Saw this floating around Twitter and clipped out this specific part because I thought it was funny
https://files.catbox.moe/8043ra.mp4

>>77861376
kino

>>77861376
surfs up movie night when

>>77861376
literally me

what is it with this thread and cool ranch doritos

>>77863993
cool ranch doritos are epic

>>77863993
i don't like them

>>77864124
you literally like penis, your opinion is irrelevant

>>77864265
and you like women

>>77864466
yeah on opposite day

>>77864124
I like you <3

>>77864700
are you a cool ranch dorito or...?

You are now thinking about Lia's sweaty naked body, lying in bed in the summer heat.

>>77864931

>>77864745
the starknight is my cool ranch dorito, im going to lick all his flavoring off before I crunch down on him

>>77865197
gay ass nigga

>>77865197
im not a cool ranch dorito

>>77865243
I always feel for autistic fellas having to put up with darkies and wiggers to buy their drugs

>>77865339
then why are you so yummy???

>>77865516
first, how do you know how i taste like? and second, cool ranch is yucky

>>77865704
I hvae imagined tasting you several times. cool ranch isn't yucky either my cute little dorito, don't be so hard on your cool ranch self

>>77866000
give me a better chip flavour of give me death

>>77866987
>of

>>77866987
sounds like SOUR cream and onion might be more fitting for you

>>77866987
you are a little cool ranch cutie until I get bored of calling you one

>>77867091
i haven't slept yet so im tired
>>77867116
that one doesn't taste good ether!

>>77867174
stupid nigger starknight sour cream and onion is like one of the best classic flavors ever

>>77867247
the smell alone fucks with me, which is weird because onion alone as a flavour is nice

>>77867247
Calm down sister.
Even though you're right.

wheres junkofag

>>77867247
slay queen
>>77867363
>likes stinky sweaty cock and cum smell
>sour cream and onion is too much for him

[Unexpected News] Lia is jonging
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1800402525574889512

>>77868041
we're back jongbros

our manager says the negro word. twain could never

>>77867363
sorry i'm a bit heated i understand some people cant handle the smell of onion

>>77867443
When are you going to sleep? Asking for a friend...

>>77868459
I imagine not for several hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1WS3DrzNas

>>77868459
do not the michiposters toes while he sleeps

>>77868041
>the best way to deal with grief
so Ringrandpa is dead?

>>77869089
I am that whiteboy

>>77869400
None of you are white

>>77868758
That's my assumption. Hopefully not, but I rarely ever see that word used without context of a passing.

>>77869677
keep projecting seamonkey

>>77870458
I saw you fucks at offkai

>>77868041
I guess this means Ringrandpa kicked the bucket today.and she is playing jong with girls in the company as a background to them just talking.
Funeral later in week?

>>77828768
>>77868041
>>77868758
Sorry men I hadn't been able to post recently even though I wanted to share some words of comfort for Lia and her family, so I might as well do it now:
Death means nothing to a Catholic, it is simply a doorway to something much greater (if we earned it). Our Lord Jesus Christ conquered death through His sacrifice and resurrection. It is normal to grieve but we take comfort in the fact that death is not the end for Catholics, it is only the beginning.
We Catholics do not fear death, look at our catacombs, look at our skeleton Churches and Reliquaries, we revel in what is considered the macabre because death is transitory to us, it is not the end.
If we are good Catholics living in a state of Grace it is the eternal Kingdom of Heaven that awaits us, or for those of us who need a little cleansing we go to purgatory, where we will still reach Heaven but we first need a little purification (through fire). This is why we pray for the souls in purgatory so as to expedite their purification.
I hope you take comfort in these words Lia. God bless you.
Ill answer any questions if anyone has any

>>77872091
this made sense to me

I pray for strength for Lia

>>77872091
If Catholics don't fear death, should they just let go and die in case of getting sick or getting in an accident or something like that? Do you think that modern medicine prevent people from going to the afterlife faster? I'm sorry if my questions come out as offensive I'm just curious if every Catholic is ready to accept death. I'm not talking about committing suicide either because that's probably a sin and you'd go to Hell for that.

>>77872157
Thank you friend
>>77872091
More information
>living in a state of Grace
The only way to achieve a state of Grace (which is no sins on your soul) is to go to confession and confess your sins.
>extreme unction
If your grandfather is alive Lia, it is recommended he receive the Holy Rite of Extreme Unction which is one of the Sacraments given to us by God. This sacrament is so that we are physically and spiritually prepared for our passage through death into Heaven.
>suffering
We do not fear suffering, it is a good thing. Our Lord Jesus Christ came not to free us from suffering but to transform suffering into the currency of redemption. Whether we are suffering of the body or of the emotions as surely you and your family are going through during this grieving period. So do not let that suffering go to waste, use it as currency for your redemption.
>masses offered to the dearly departed
It is customary to offer at least one mass at your Church for your dearly departed. Though I believe some in some traditions it is nine Sunday Masses. This is essentially your entire parish praying for your dearly departed if they are in purgatory. You can just call your parish office, I dont believe it costs anything but they do accept your donations.
>burial not cremation
Catholics believe in burial only we do not believe in cremation. On the day of the second coming of Christ our bodies will be restored, we will have our flesh and blood bodies once again. On top of many other reasons I can go into if requested.
>prayer for those in purgatory
Latin: Fidelium animae, per misericordiam Dei, requiescant in pace. Amen.
English: And may the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace. Amen.
Pray this whenever you want but it is customary to pray this after every meal always.

Thinking about Lia

>>77872887
>just let go and die
No, though we do not fear death it is not something we wish to expedite, whether it is disease or accident we should fight to remain alive, as we still have much work to do on Earth.
>Do you think that modern medicine prevent people from going to the afterlife faster?
We are in no rush to get to heaven. Our time here on Earth is limited, it is the place of our trial. Not all who enter Heaven enter equally, we must remember we are people of heirarchy. Those who are more pious and devout and have contributed more to God above earn greater rewards in heaven. I can give greater explanation if asked.
>I'm sorry if my questions come out as offensive I'm just curious if every Catholic is ready to accept death.
No worries ask all you want. Accepting death has perhaps a negative connotation so let me explain further. We accept it insofar that it is a reality of life, but has no consequence to us. It doesnt bother us, God decides when our time is up and so long as we are in a state of grace we have nothing to worry about. It is a doorway, no different than walking through a door in your home. Human conscienceness never ends, we will simply be without a body for a period of time until the day of the second coming. We will still be alive, just without a body and hopefully we enter Heaven or at least Purgatory (which means we will enter Heaven after purification). It is still a possibility to enter hell as a Catholic so we must live each day cultivating the virtues and living in a state of grace to prevent that horrible unending punishment.
>I'm not talking about committing suicide either because that's probably a sin and you'd go to Hell for that.
Yes suicide is a one way trip straight to hell because you commit violence against God by taking your own life which belongs to God. You are rejecting His greatest gift, life, and by rejecting His loving gift for you, your are rejecting Him.

>>77874067
Thank you for spending your time answering my question Christ-anon. One last question. If let's say I was a fetus and I died during birth, would I go to Hell or Heaven or Purgatory? Would my mind be just that of a fetus? When the second coming came would I be reborn in a body of a fetus?

For me? Gods greatest gift is Lia

>>77874419

Lia’s characterAI voice does her ominous “heheheh” unsure laugh perfectly

>>77874419

>>77874398
There are only five places that we can go after death and one lf them is locked out forever, and if you are reading this then another is locked out. From top to bottom.
>Heaven
Extra Ecclesiam Nulla Salus. This is Catholic dogma which states that outside of the Catholic Church there is no salvation. Nothing impure enters Heaven and we are born with original sin (Adam and Eve disobeying God) only the waters of the sacrament of Baptism absolves us of that sin. Thus only Catholics have the capacity to enter Heaven. (Orthodox Christians are basically Catholic too and are included here, however protestants and anyone else claiming to be Christian are not).
>Earth
We are here currently and is the place of our trial where we wi earn our next place
>four layers of hell
>bosom of the angels
At the highest level of hell (the outer edge aka limbo) is where unbaptised babies and infants go to. As stated above only Catholics have the capacity to go enter Heaven, which means you must be Baptised. Tradgically, sometimes babies pass away but they are pure and have commited no sin of their own, yet they still have original sin on them which was not washed away through Baptism. This is not a place of suffering it is a place with shade and cool running water where they are educated and cared for by the angels and are in communion with Heaven from what I remember. This is also where aborted babies go. Life begins at conception (when the sperm fertilizes the egg) every time a woman aborts her baby no matter which trimester, she is commiting murder of her own child, they have a soul and so the bosom of the angels is where they end up.
>bosom of Abraham
Still limbo, cool running water and shade but this place is no longer open. Heaven was not open until Jesus Christ sacrificed His perfect life as payment for our redemption. So this is where the holy men, women, and children who came and died before Jesus Christ, waited for His arrival. Upon His death this is where He descended to hell to bring up the dead to take with him to Heaven. As a result no one is here anymore.
>Purgatory
This is not pleasant there is fire brimstone and suffering and it is indistinguishable from what we know as hell. From the Greek Pur=Fire atory=Place of, it is the place of fire. Purify, same root, it is the place of fire to purify you. Nothing impure enters Heaven, even a little white lie that you didnt confess is a sin on your soul so it must be cleansed. Take comfort in the fact that purgatory is temporary, you will suffer it will be extremely painful but you are being cleansed because you already earned your entrance to Heaven. Prayers from those on Earth expedite suffering here, so always pray for those in purgatory even for those you arent family with.
>gehenna
This is what we know as commonly as hell: fire, brimstone, pitchforks, and demons torturing you for all eternity. All non Catholics go here. There is no escape, once you are there you are there forever there is no escape. You will be tortured for a million years and it will only have just begun, there is no rest, it is unending, and eternal.
Convert to Catholicism to prevent this fate my friend.

>>77874398
As for your final questions, I do believe the mind would be that of a fetus but I am uncertain. As for the second coming, I dont think those not in Heaven regain their bodies but I am also uncertain on this. These souls would likely remain souls if that were the case.

>>77875741
>>77875893
Thank you for the information Christ-anon I learned a lot!

>>77875741
To further clarify this wall of text please watch this video. It is correct in the event I wrote something wrong
>4 Sections of Hell according to Thomas Aquinas (by Dr Taylor Marshall)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oP8_Cx0Osd0
I hope youre doing well Lia, tell your family I said hello. I will pray for your grandfather as well.

>>77876074
Youre welcome friend anytime :)

>no creeps coming out at night

>>77876952
Even the dead need rest.

>Page 10

May I ask you good people of this thread how Lia's hair smells like?
Bonus question: How does Rinmouto's hair smell like?

>>77879264
Please refer to this image.

what does lia's pubes smells like

>>77879535
thank you for this valuable information

Im awake, but had weird Vietnam dreams

how we holding up my fellow Liacucks?

>>77881348
>anting right after bump
Actually, fuck you. Now I'm insulted.

>>77883406
Who this

>>77881292
Not today anti
Come back next week and anti if you must

>>77883629
Some random gacha slut

Mom always told me that antis are just jealous.

Mom always told me to never go +2

Im awake, but at what cost?

>>77881348
Thinking about Lia's inevitable graduation when she starts her new life "in Japan".

Thinking about how Lia just inherited a new manservant (me)

>>77868041
Poor lia, at least she's taking Ringrandpas death well enough from the outside looking in.
Just hope she doesn't cope with this grief in any drastic sort of way going forward.

>>77885645
Shell be fine

>>77837777
>Tenma once again almost died, returning from the con due to catching bird flu
>Pippa is also very sick post con, and is menhera to the point of a likely break.
>Lia having a literal family tragedy to go home to after the con
Man I'm glad I didnt go to Offkai this year, shit is like an omen.

>Lia and Uruka
>Not in swim diapers
What a botched piece of art.

I wonder if Lia has covid too and we just dont know

>>77884398
yer mum are dead wrong mate you either go +2 or you ain't scorin' son

>>77883406
thanks a lot anon. now I have to go jerk off to cunny doujins.

>>77886626
You've never even won anything you smelly fujo

>>77886674
Oh no

>>77886688
fuck off twain, this is embrassing behavior

>>77886740
look how fucking flat she is

>>77886839
Isn't it great

>>77887038
where does the milk come from if she has no titty

>>77887099
Flat girls can still be moms

>>77886509
almost 100% Lia has covid like 6 times. Her last time was in February 2023 iirc after, you guessed it, she went to a con

>>77887099
the bull (me)

>>77887143
but she is a cow, no tits, and that is a bucket of milk. make it make sense

>>77887172
that + in her lone stream she was starting to cough and complaining of her throat.

>>77887235
No

new members letter out

>>77887235
she likely had to buy the milk from another cow. kirsche maybe.

>>77887807
having big tits because your fat is like having a fast car because it's driving off a cliff

>>77887807
Grim

>>77887807
nigga Muyu's bucket is full of milk, Kirsche's boobs produce gravy

>>77887968
kek

>>77887968
hot

>>77887404
i want to drag my cock all over her chest and belly and leave a trail of precum on her frail body man

imagine Kirsche breastfeeding both Muyu and Lia

>>77888281
kys

>>77888281
i wish pipkun was here

>>77888222
Hot and perverted

>>77888961
naizuri blowjobs are the best

pedos OUT

OUT OF TEN!

>>77889145
this is a lolicon friendly thread

>>77889224
yeah on planet retard

>>77889588
planet retard, population: (you)
Lia says real men watch prisma illya

>>77889732

>>77889803
dr frankenfurter wasn't a lolicon silly, he tried to make the perfect gay man

>>77889927
what is blud doin

>>77889986
Flavoring the pool

>>77889927
>he tried to make the perfect gay man
Should've got a load of me first.

i will bake

new
>>77891002
>>77891002