/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

sex with my cute wife

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!!!! 1st

I will never understand the obsession chat has with vtubers parents and siblings.

sometimes i wish the ike in my head was cuter but he's nicer then the other voices in my head so i can't fault him too much

>>77823485
*rapes you*

I hate Petra so much it's unreal.

https://twitter.com/ike_eveland/status/1800214051567620103
Ike has voices in his head

>>77823494
Rosepapa is the only one I care about since he seems like a male Rosemi

I love Seffyna she is my beautiful seiso K-Fairy gf
三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ三三ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

What is cool dog?

cocksleeve material

Ikey! <3

I wish I was better at art ;^;

Huh Hypnospace later, guess l4d2 is cancelled.

>>77823640
START DRAWING RIGHT NOW

the ideal buta

>>77823568
I want to wape him.

>I feel like I'm tired of waking up in the morning
me too rosemi-sama,me too...

>>77823494
Some livers talk about them often and it becomes part of their identity.

>>77823587
!! I saw your last drawing really late it was very cute :c thank you.

Rosemi-sama has the exact same kind of blindness as me!

<3

>cap, do me

>>77823568
Rosepapa is a 6'5 body builder

>is this him?

>>77823813
If I was a liver, I would mention only positive and quirky things about my parents for the first year so people grow fond of them and then I would start talking about plucked up things they've done so my audience feels betrayed.

>>77823683
I want to draw something for Ike's birthday but I know it'll never be good enough and I won't even want to show it to him but I still want to do something for him but I.. ueee

rosemi is so funny

Cool dog got me thinking about cool cat

>>77823936
Or you just say only the negative so the chat never wants you to mention your family again

>>77824021
I doubt that would stop the retards in chat

>>77823814
It's absolutely amazing! Thank you for the drawing I can tell you really did your best to make it and I really like it!

My favorite thing about Zako's schedule is that she'll probably do minecraft guerillas in between her minecraft streams

Rosemi training arc soon..., honestly you guys prefer prerecorded concert with consistent streaming or live concert but less streaming from them

>>77824021
You would get a lot of saviourfags

>>77824114
the only reason i'm not complaining is that this will be streamed and not a event exclusive

>>77824114
I don't mind prerecorded since there's less stress but live would be fun if you actually go to the venue

>>77824069
no it's very rough I could definitely do better but I was tired I'm happy you liked it still! Have a good day :D

>>77824214

Like father like daughter

>>77823966
IF YOU START STUDYING EVERYDAY RIGHT NOW BY HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY YOU'LL BE A GOD TIER ARTIST AND ABLE TO DRAW HIM DOING A BACKFLIP ON A SKYSCRAPER IN A MINI DRESS
GO DRAW SOME LINES AND BOXES
https://monikazagrobelna.com/2022/07/02/11-simple-drawing-exercises-to-train-your-3d-intuition/
https://monikazagrobelna.com/2020/02/10/drawing-101-how-to-draw-proportions/
GO TRACE SOME ART, START WITH CHIBIS THEY'RE EASIER (MAKE SURE THE CHIBIS ARE ON A LAYER BELOW YOUR LINEART AND PUT THEM TO HALF OPACITY SO YOU'RE NOT JUST BLINDLY TRACING WITHOUT LEARNING)
GO WATCH SOME ART VIDEOS FOR INSPIRATION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBUuFfxuaFA
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND MORE IMPORTANTLY IKE BELIEVES IN YOU

>>77824317
I read this in kamina voice

fuuchan likes fish sticks in his mouth

>>77824384
i did in fact try to channel kamina good to see it came across

>>77824069
stop breaking charactef

Rosemi-sama brewing her special brand of tea...

Marrying this girl and brewing her Green Trea

First post for Twisty
If you don't hate spiders you're not a sigma

>>77824317
IT"S LATE STOP YELLING AT ME
but thank you I know. I'm putting in the work now but I should have done this last year so I can make something acceptable this year but I put it off I'm dum but even then I don't think I could ever be happy with whatever I draw because I have perfectionism tism just like my oshi ;^; I'll do my best thank you for the links chuchu

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>77824581
Twisty activates all sorts of feelings inside of me including the need to force myself on my little sister

>>77824654
buds are such whores

>>77824440
Minor spelling mistake.

>>77824611
*chu chu*
one way that i try to stop perfectionism from brewing in me is to try and draw something intentionally ugly
drawing something with wiggly lines and with the eyes where the nose should be is still a better learning experience then never drawing at all
i often hear the recommendation to tie drawing to a different habit you already have so it becomes more automatic like placing a sketchbook in your bathroom and scribbling in it when you brush your teeth but i have no habits other then opening this thread in the morning so that doesn't work that well for me
but this isn't about me!

rosemi please do this to my dick

>>77824581
I used to be all right with spiders till I let one live and it bit the fuck the fuck out of me while I slept. I will now kill every spider i see

Why did she do it...

My head hurts again
Did Elira end up saying when she was planning to watch 3.0 and 4.0?
I stopped watching when she disconnected at the end of 2.0 since I though it was intentional.

Rosemi-sama is extra cute today!

that tea looks like piss

>>77824128
Saviorfags are inevitable if you talk about anything negative

>yesterday
Stop donating to millionaires wake up sheeple your organs don't need your money

>today
Haha they're starving please do the needful saar and stop supoorting the nijisanji madarchod

Are they scared?

>>77825111
Anon you need to drink more water your pee shouldn't be yellow..

Ryoma calling Twisty Kusogaki all the time is so sweet

>>77825177
acktshually it should be yellowish a bit, if its clear that means you overhydrate and if its dark yellow means youre dehydrated

>>77824952
it's on her schedule

>>77825238
Mines orange some times

>>77825177
mine's highlighter yellow

https://forms.gle/7JN3kkLvb2u2uT866
Brought it up at the end of last thread so figured I'd bring it up one more time. any others want to sign up for Lord of the Board 3? It's an ai vs ai wrestling tournament between threads. can't submit myself since I already submitted for a thread. You don't have to own the game just fill out the form. An anon suggested to use Chadster again another asked for Twisty. if you have any questions about the form I can help you fill it out

fuuchan got rid of the gross flesh man

>>77825283
Thank you!

why does heisenberg talk like that

>>77825453
Sonny go back to bed...

>>77825238
not this shit again, if your pee is clear after you drank a lot more water than usual and aren't an avid water drinker, that is normal and you are not overhydrated, that is a good sign in fact. if it's clear consistently for several days and you are incredibly thirsty you are at risk for diabetes insipidus. overhydration symptoms are different, in fact, you will feel nauseous before you even complete the amount of water it takes to achieve electrolyte imbalance

rosemi really loves telling us she needs to pee

Fuuchan's aim is so bad...

i love rosemi

>>77826032
me too

>>77825501
Are you the previous manager?

>>77826032
me three

>>77826032
We know Harada-san.

Ike tweeting that he can't sleep always makes me smile because I picture him laying on his side in the dark with one eye closed staring at his phone on its lowest brightness setting watching retarded youtube poops or something while his subconscious yells at him to kill himself and then deciding that I need to know about it

>>77826061
No, I just know no one has signed the thread up looking at /hfz/. im the one who signed us up for the racing thing though

>>77819312
how many of these are true? wtf is wrong with her?

>>77826317
Well do you think anyone here cares enough to bother if that's the case?

>>77826335
>Pierced her own nose using a sewing needle because her mom wouldn't let her get a piercing and she couldn't handle being told no
>Her mom tried to pressure her into getting a matching tattoo with her but she thinks tattoos are cringe
>Her brother beat the shit out of her but she's a brocon anyway, it just gave her a guro/ryona fetish too
>Got bullied relentlessly in school which resulted in her being homeschooled by her mom
>Doesn't believe in Evolution because Adam & Eve happened
>Has severe agoraphobia and had a panic attack while in Japan
>Has a tooth infection and wanted to try "fixing" it by heating a spoon and applying it directly to her gums
>Streams like 12 hours a day because she needs to use chat as her therapist for revealing all this shit all in her first 2 weeks
only these ones

>>77825501
We probably lost our old manager because of all the happend earlier this year because I feel like we had a different poll for who gets picked and what thier into music would be last time LOTB happened. I think we need Doppio/Dooor this time around if someone does end up applying.

>>77826404
idk I figured most people dont keep track of board events so if I reminded everyone maybe someone would feel like filling it out

I want rosemi to play minecraft story mode just for the pig scene

>>77826335
All true, she also went on a tangent when a JP viewer spoke in her chat and screamed at them that two nukes wasn't enough and she couldn't believe she signed onto a company of "dumb japs", she then went on to deny the holocaust and say the N word

>>77825501
It's just annoying signing up for these things when 1% of the general cares, and those who do open the chat on the day of the event to see rrats and shitposting and complain about it here, even if the safe pick was Rosemi.

>>77826443
>Doesn't believe in Evolution because Adam & Eve happened
Isn't that just being christian? Is this really such a big deal? Also I'm pretty sure she hates her actual brother and never wants to see him again

>>77826511
Agreed. Nobody cared for LOTB, the VT League or the racing shit. Better to just keep to ourselves.

>>77826516
which is why i feel so weird because she loves doing little sister and big brother rp

>>77826562
Maybe because she wants to have a safe little sis big bro relationship to fix her violent one

>>77826516
Most real Christians believe in evolution and just think God did it. The official stance of the Catholic church is that evolution is real.
Only Americans deny evolution, and it's moreso for politics than religion.

She does hate her brother but I think that's like how girls with daddy issues always wanna do ddlg rp. She wants me to replace her douchebag brother as her onii-chan.

>>77826562
Probably because her actual big brother is a psychopath. Sort of like how people who have shitty parents develop a father or mother kink

>>77826443
she did do the razorblade thing, also with how she told the story I dont think her mom really pressured her. Plus the convo about evolution wasnt really evolution didnt happen because of adam and eve it was more like how would we come from monkeys and how would it work if adam and eve existed. I'm not really sure I'd call her a brocon either with how she talks about him.

>>77826630
I just think she genuinely doesn't understand how evolution and Adam and Eve can work in the same ideology. She said she studied Christianity but forgot most of it

>>77826562
nah it's normal for people with trauma to RP a better relationship of a fucked up family
it's like how people who had horrible moms look for a gf that is safe space for them and call them mommy

>>77826727
Keep in mind she was homeschooled by her absent parent of a mother and has severe untreated ADHD. I genuinely believe she doesn't know what evolution is and just heard that line on tv.

Rosemi HATES Doppio

It was an act of revenge

wuca wuca
i am unfortunately awake

>>77826789
She was only homeschooled after middle school because she got severely bullied anon (assuming it was only after highschool because she talked about middle school and talked about getting on the bus when she was young) and she never said her mother was absentee. stop overexaggerating

>>77826484
Tell her to play it coward it would be kino

>>77826912
good morning chu

>>77826912
gmorning *bites your cheek*

>>77826917
She said her mother never parents her and they're more like friends than child/parent.

>>77826958
gm chu chu
>>77827019
ow...

KEK
Every video has almost the same title or word

i wish i had an actual live chat of people answering stuff for me becuase i forget the most mundane things that i used to remember and SOMEONE would know if i asked

>>77826912
gm
You sleep okay?

>>77827109
Be careful, he might have read this thread and title it "NijiEN fans bully Vtubers?"

>>77827061
She said the second part not the first, she's told plenty of stories of her mom taking her places or not allowing her to do certain things, plus she cared enough to take her out of school when she clearly wasnt happy. thats not absentee

>>77827092
yammy

>>77826727
Actually I'm pretty sure she's just christian because humans evolving and Adam and Eve can't work together unless you really try to connect them

>>77826912
gm!

Why are you guys psychoanalyzing her so much... she's just a loose cannon and says whatever shit comes to her mind, it's all meaningless

>>77827109
hes doing fucking youtuber face with his live2d holy shit

>>77827201
The homeschool thing really depends. A lot of parents "homeschool" but really just let their kid do whatever without actually teaching. She hasn't commented on the quality of education she received from her mom. I assume she has her GED at least though. And she is pretty good at doing the standard vtuber things like using OBS, editing videos, etc so she can't be that retarded.

Amogus

>>77827159
gm, not really. i feel more tired then when i fell asleep..
>>77827226
oh its you, you can bite!
>>77827272
gm! im sad im going to miss ike's birthday streams..

>>77827300
I must know if vtuber has same politics as me and if vtuber will not tell me I will simply project onto vtuber until proven otherwise in which case I will become Ennaschizo now if you will excuse me I have to go complain about twitter sjws shoving politics into everything.

>>77827377
Than not then.
You should head back to sleep if you can.
Try watching a bit of Dune. That always makes me sleepy.

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND BY MEEEEEEEEEEEE ONEGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

>>77827316
still not an absentee mother

>>77827515
no you're like almost two feet taller than me

>>77827515
Something about you being an aromantic loser who doesn't know how to do anything but crave cock is very cute

>>77827515
are you drunk again

>>77827483
uee i even googled it because i wasnt sure, dont point it out.
i already tried but i just ended up laying in bed watching fuuchan the entire time

>>77827237
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theistic_evolution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_and_the_Catholic_Church
The idea of evolution being incompatible with Christianity is pretty new. Christians still believe in germ theory even though germs aren't in the bible. Or at least most of them do.

>>77827377
that's okay I'll enjoy his streams doubly for you

rosemi peed 4 times this stream alone

>>77827641
doesn't caffeine make you pee

>>77827669
not really but the volume of water 4 cups of tea does

She's really productive today

>>77827608
maybe whatsb it to you
>>77827589
love SUCKS
>>77827524
ITS A SONG

>>77826912
Good morning, sweet Lucub!

am i getting older i don't know the gacha game characters anymore

>>77827635
thank youu, i hope he has fun just hanging out with quilldren. i can catch the second part of his stream if i make it home by then
>>77827751
good morning, sweet rosebud!

>>77826032
Y...you too?!

>>77827748
You'll fall in love with Ike then kill yourself

>>77827698
>>77827669
Caffeine is a dyuretic it does make you pee
Whoever said it doesn't is a fucking retard

>>77827933
sorry... i didn't know...

>>77827618
>Googled it
>Still got it wrong
Oh no! She's an idiot just like me!
Oh no! She's super dumb!!!
I wanna watch Fuuchan but I still haven't gotten around to playing RE8 and I don't wanna be spoiled on it..

rosemi is rping as your grandma come

>>77827964
Being sorry is not ok when you confidently talk shit you know nothing about and spread your ignorance.
By all means you should be executed.

>>77828071
IL:L MAKE SURE TO SAY "not really sure" instead of no next time please forgive me

>>77827621
she sounded to me like someone who had to go to sunday school or someshit as a kid but doesn't really give a fuck about it now to me, she was talking about religion like how americans are when they get forced to study a language in school, they might remember a few words from it but largely forgot everything the moment they had to stop taking the class because they have no interest in it and don't use it at all

Kawaii > kawacheese > cow cheese

>>77828101
STAY STILL AND DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77826511
I remember Sodabud's run being pretty tame chat wise and liveposted here some too but I wasnt in the thread for Chadsters because I was busy, but the matches I did catch were fine form what I remember. I feel like in wrestling /Nijien/ is a permanent heel no matter what but idk, LOTB has been mostly harmless compaired to the shit in the catalog

>>77827978
i got it right, i just doubted myself! im sleepy!!
you still havent played RE8? i think it's one of the better games, i'm more surprised you haven't been spoiled already with how big it was when it came out. i tuned out to make breakfast when he started getting annoyed with his chat backseating him a bit

Gonna make more Twisty memes at home today

>>77827964
bakabuta

the zuttomo collab is cancelled for tonight, right?

>>77828340
Yes

>>77828340
https://twitter.com/EnnaAlouette/status/1800216680322433404

>>77828274
can you make a "my honest reaction" one

>covid was literally 5 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK

nijien as a fetus

>>77828419
Stream ELDEN RING you dumb bird

Rosemi's bush is really small

>>77828359
>>77828419
thank you!

>>77828429
I'll keep it in mind

>check the mintwhore thread out of curiosity
>mintfags are having a melty
Serves them right

>>77827772
There's too many to remember

>>77828437
time is very fast
Billy and Mandy was 20 years ago

>>77828572
Stop falseflagging nigger

When will Ike stream Minecraft again?

They're stronger than human rosemi

ill always love my big sisters

>>77828702
april 1st, 2025

>>77828260
Hi Sleepy.
Nope.
I've played 0-7 and a few of the side games like CV but never 8.
I kept waiting for it to be $20-30.
>Backseating a RE game
I guess I get it for puzzles but also I don't get it.
I didn't know you even played RE. I thought you were only into mobile games.

>>77828022
>Grandma come
Ew

>>77828738
I'll forgive him for taking so long if it's another shota stream and he's learning how to play on the alpha release

>>77828718
>Only 1 more day
I'm so sorry...

>>77828886
can he speak in swedish the entire time too?

Double D(oom)!

>lumi raid from phase connect
huh that was weird

Apparently there are multiple cases of vtuber getting covid from offkai, ethryia was lucky that they dodged the most shitty con this year

>>77828894
WHY WOULD YOU REMIUND ME IVE TBEEN TRYING TO FORGETTTTT

>>77828762
hi stinky.
you're gonna be waiting for a while unless a huge summer sale happens to bring the price down.
they were backseating him to tell him where to go moreso than puzzles, i think. just so he would miss less things but he learned the hard way that he shouldn't for next time.
i don't but i do watch other people play them extensively. i don't have the money to play games or the consoles. gomen im one of those losers.

>>77829011
its not like they were going in person though

>>77828924
No he has to speak in english with the shitty swedish accent he probably had until he became addicted to the internet

i see we got sent to vertical wose while i was gone! my meeting ran way over so i missed the last hour of fuucha's stream, time to catch up.

>>77829162
esl shota ike playing alpha minecraft..

>>77829101
Sorry..
Go watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v09PqW5qHCg and try to cheer up

rosemi would be a ladybug

>>77828187
>soon to be an invader

How will you cope nijicucks?

rosemi is an ant otaku too...

>>77829263
uuuuuuuurgjrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>77829147
a lot of vtubers lied about not being in person, namely phase cucknet

DDR karaoke kino

>>77828926

>>77829147
Idk, with the attendance of the "mommy" there, there is a probability they may also have had a plan to go there to meet her if they hadn't been excluded yet.

>>77826704
>how would we come

>>77829462
that's optimistic

>on mobile
>opening wosemi-sama's stream
>her face is so close
h-hazukashii

wosemin

>>77829788
At least now we don't have to fake optimism that they didn't catch covid

I honestly had no clue Zali speaks Japanese

You ever find yourself imagining rosemis butthole

>>77830228
how new...

wosemi wants to play NV soon

wtf fuuchan wants to own the RE8 doll

how is your day going buds?

Sometimes I lust for Ike so strongly that it makes me feel guilty for some reason

>>77830228
He can speak it but can't read

& looks like a person dragging their butt

rosemi showed a mirror

>>77830497
I'm dry

rosemi is always about to die when i watch her

>rosemi was a tomboy when she was a child and grew up to be the most feminine person in nijiEN

honestly I cant believe Sonny cried and screamed about how cute girls should be forced to sit on his face immediately

ROSEMI SAYS IT'S OK TO LIKE DICKS IF YOU LIKE DICKS THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT SINCE ITS WHAT YOU LIKE

>>77830862
huh

>>77830862
He really is literally me frfr on every level.

I miss rosemi already...

bye babasemi...

Why cant Rosemi stream forever

so no EN in this year's team mahjong tournament, huh?

Goodbye rosemi sama...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Ilxb7CGRQ

She appealed to their fetish so innocently and casually

I'm so happy I stayed up for that stream... It was so fun to yap and yap and talk with Rosemi so much!!! I feel like my head is clear now since it has been kinda fuzzy lately but having just a zatsu stream where the rosemi hits you full force and man I just feel great... Man I Love Rosemi...

Eat ze tortilla

bye bye rosemi

fuuchan will put a poll up for eng vs jp VA when he plays FE3H

>>77828208
Sodabud and Chadster where made by a committed manager. We don't have them anymore

Twisty will wake up and play some guerilla minecraft before minecraft stream

>>77829011
>NijiEN cancels offkai
>offkai becomes a hotbed of drama
>EN still has hosting anime impulse and are now a anime expo
Almost poetic.

gn chuuu (real)

I miss Rosemi

>>77831375
gn bud

https://twitter.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1800254463556665814

>>77831635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XQ63U9icDU

>>77831375
Goodnight, bud! Sweetest dreams!

i can't get over how pretty this old man is. he just needs to adjust his mouth tracking so it doesn't open so wide with every little movement. or maybe it's always wide open to invite loads of cum inside

>>77831635
It jover

>you can be a hag sheep, i would cuddle with a really old sheep
HE LOVES (ME)

Thank you for the wonderful stream, Rosemi-sama! Did my write out in comments... Hope your day grows spectacular and that you have fun maybe playing Skyrim, hehe.

dirml

Hello. I come from the catalog.

>>77831375
goodnighty chuuu

>>77832300
mwah mwah drunk kisses

>a collab many people have been requesting for a while and there's finally a date for it
BL TOTSU? BL TOTSU NEXT WEEK? IS IT THE BL TOTSU

>>77831635
Rosemi is really a sad case. She could have left the company and made something of herself, but instead chose the sinking ship, and now her future looks pretty bleak. I guess she just realllly loves discord chats with Luca

>>77832489
Pogostuck 2

When are the summer jam online tickets gonna drop why’s it taking so long

>>77832300

>>77832578
GO AWAY SHU NO ONE LIKES POGOSTUCK

>>77832584
they'll drop closer to the actual concert date

>>77832680
Is that the usual? I feel like they usually let people buy them a month before but I haven’t bought 3d live tickets in years

>>77832489
The new monster date game??

>>77832489
Nijinerds podcast please

>>77832489
>more fujoshit

I'm so proud of him...
https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1800261826090852636

>>77832783
The AR Live tickets went up about two week prior, so probably will be the same time frame. NND being down is also an issue since I imagine they'll want to do Stagecrowd/NND/bilibili again.

I wish I were Rosemi's dad.

rewatching his bday countdown stream and there's this part where he told chats to be honest because when they said "do not worry about it" he will actually not worry about that
so once again i'm begging all the fans if you miss him please show it... he doesn't really have the capability to read through the lines

What does it stand for?

>>77833441
(D)oppio

>>77833395

Froggy ending... it's dead hours

>>77833738
and there's only 3 upcoming streams.. i hate mondays

bros I want playback already

>>77833727

Sneaking into the thread

sex soon

>>77834302
Which Tenchu?

>>77834148

>>77834423
None!
This is Red Ninja.

I'm very happy that denauth is as close as they are to each other

should i get a burger

>>77834695
it's really sweet
I can't wait for their game show

Post Summer Jam setlist predictions. NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY8S6mF6evQ
Tonight we boogie aloupeeps

>>77834408
I hope for the next nijiencounter they do 2 girls one from lazulight and the other from obsydia and the next ones would be 2 from ethyria and one from iluna + xsoleil

Twisty sure likes minecraft hai hai hai.

Real

>>77834890
Finana Something by Lana del Rey
Rosemi YMCA
Elira Ikenai borderline
Millie Maximizer

>>77835223
>>77835211
My FUARKING ojou-sama

>>77834805
water and salad, its not the weekend anymore

>>77834805
Yes, a burger is nutrition complete if it's made with real unprocessed ingredients

I love my bird wife Enna!

>>77835518
i'll starve

>>77835599
ok

>>77835599
Why would processing make it less nutritious tho? :o

>>77835652
then starve, your body will eat its own muscle fibers and a tiny bit of fat

>>77835683
they inject the 5G into it then

>>77835719
jokes on them I ALREADY HAVE MY VACCINES, IM A 5G TOWER!!!

>>77835683
the preservation process destroys some of the proteins, good acids, and vitamins in the ingredients. in exchange, bacteria have a harder time growing in it

>>77835846
Oooh, makes sense! Thats why home cooked burgers will always be more tasty.

>>77835641
Bitch I can't be asked to call you a cunt right now I'm on a run

>>77836033
Post street number

>>77835683
Too many filler ingredients and additives that reduce nutritional value, too much sodium if you don't work out. Get a burger from a proper place rather than something like McDonalds, is the best for ordering/eating out. I prefer grilling my own though

>>77836138
Thanks wise bud!! chuu

>>77835719
They're already working on 6G now.

>>77836033
Did they finally caught you

oh shit

>>77836640
?

>>77836640
The rosecops...

>>77836245
You're welcome *chu!* I will get myself one after my donation, I'd like me a nice crisp piece of meat!
https://youtu.be/85Cj1Hm5AH4

>>77836640
Ah crap I hope Rosemi finds out somehow, can't believe she got hackermanned

>>77836640
HOLY I checked it a few weeks ago and got the same thing kek, I wonder which bud is using it

https://x.com/VBrightshield/status/1799250003782951216

>>77836640
Employee2232...

>>77835780
>5G
Yeah, 5G size boobs

Ike.... stream.... soon...

>>77836640
>Good morning Ms. Lovelock.
>Who am I? My name is not important and you are on your way to meet Mr. B.
>Please relax and enjoy your 15 hours flight...
>Oh right! Today you'll be served non-dark choccy milk, cosmic brownies and SpaghettiOs and be sure to wake before 15:00 because we got some lovely enchiladas you'll definitively love.
>...
>You should have changed that password.

>>77837235
Kys

>>77837409
ROSEMI GET AWAY FROM BALD PEOPLE OR MUSCULAR TALL PEOPLE WEARING OUTFITS THAT CLEARLY AREN'T THEIRS ESPECIALLY IF YOU CAN TELL THEY ARE WEARING A WIG, ESPECIALLY RUN IF THEY HAVE A BAR CODE ON THE BACK OF THEIR HEAD, DON'T LET THE HITMEN GET YOU

>>77837409
AGENT 47!??

Mondays...

mr clawmark streamin later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxKPSZEU41o

>>77838299
clark saved me

>>77837235
why are you like this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3Ilxb7CGRQ
>unironically appealing to footfaggots with fetish shit
literal actual whore, holy shit
she needs to graduate and fuck off asap

>>77839156
>Rosemi-sama's high heels
Why boner

I think /nijien/ needs to return to the olden days of loveposting, I want to see everyone type giant walls or text about how much they love their oshis

>>77839735
i'm not creative enough for that, don't give me homework

>>77839735
i agree

clark started early

>>77839735
no everyone should be typefucking with each other today

>>77839735
last time i did this, an anon told me i was becoming too parasocial.

I think anons should talk about the best way to wape da wose!
I'd do it by slipping alcohol in her choccy milk!

>>77839735
I want to beat my oshi to death with a large blunt instrument though

claude HATES valorant

>>77839735
I will still do them sometimes. I just don't like getting too repetitive.

>>77840065
yaminion...

>>77839735
I don't love my oshi anymore

>>77839957
I don't care, do it anyways
>>77840065
As long as you beat your oshi to death with a large blunt instrument out of love then that's ok too

>>77839735
my oshi graduated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu9KgGqXDyw

bwos...

>claude felt like the collab was where everyone did their best
EN was holding him back.

>>77840227
hwat

>>77839735
I want to knock Rosemi-sama up and never part with her for a single fucking second until at least our tenth child is born. I want to watch every waking hour as the pregnancy progresses and her belly gets slightly bigger every day. I don't want a single day to pass without making Rosemi-sama blush by finding new ways to say how much I love her and our unborn children. I want Rosemi-sama to get knocked up with twins or quintuplets so that she'll be just a bit more sedentary and I can pamper her even more. My dream scenario is a late 2nd trimester triplet pregnant Rosemi-sama realizing that her belly is getting so large and intrusive that she should probably just sit down and take it easy until after she gives birth. In that moment I will shower her with kisses until her nipples turn white because all the blood will be rushing to her blushing cheeks, naturally I'll need to suck on her tits to return the blood pressure to normal levels. I want every cubic inch of air I breathe to be permeated by Rosemi-sama's pregnancy pheromones, the chair she sits into every day will become a shrine if I need to buy and train the slaves to worship it myself. Every fucking day I will wake up to make Rosemi-sama breakfast in bed, and every day I'll take too long so that she gets sick of waiting and waddles over the kitchen, half awake and one quarter dressed, hungry enough to start trying to eat applesauce. Rosemi-sama will experience a form of love so intense that new words will need to be created to describe exactly how loved she will be, just hearing those new words would be enough to bring back memories and make her cum even when she's screaming her lungs out while giving birth. I'll become a fucking satanic practitioner to channel my chaotic energy into Rosemi-sama every damn day until the negative ions in my salt lamps run out. She will have divine powers from beyond human comprehension thrust upon her to make every aspect of her life more enjoyable.

>>77840191
no ive been turned submissive and dont want to lovepost about him anymore on this board

>>77840383
what did pomie do to you

>>77832319
>Hello. I come

claude talking about feesh

>>77840432
IM TALKING ABOUT LUCA

>>77832319

i love haikyuu praise