/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I miss my boyfriend.

Meru Love!

>Mio Genital Jousting
https://youtu.be/aKtIUEI-PJg
>Saya Subnautica
https://youtu.be/9YIPfQ_uc50
>Tonya Goddess of Victory: Nikke
https://youtu.be/6_Nru5ptWpg

mio found an uncircumcised friend

Midsemi Midlock

:D

>>77780667
IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER

Being circumcised is a req for Mio

>>77781559
check

>>77781467
WHAT THE FU-

>>77781586
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

mio got flaccidlocked...

>>77781578
My condolences

>>77781946
whether you're cut or not doesn't matter if you never use it, right? haha...

>Mio's ideal of cute
why do women want my dick to be cute so much............

MioLove!!

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Eat bugs if you have to. That is my advice. Eat slime, yeah, just eat slime. Just throw away your pride and eat the slime.
Thank you for your attention.

>>77782277
As if you don't want Vaginas to be cuter

NOT AGAIN

>walk at crosswalk
>cars run you over
this game takes place in America, huh

I was expecting a LOT less genital mutilation from this game.

WE DON'T STICK IT IN THE TOILET WATER

Having the same name as this penis MC is dangerous for my health. There's been a few points where mio literally says to get hard, or to let it out..

>>77783293
lucky bastard

>>77783293
>Mio will never personally say I smell like rotting dick yogurt
why even live

mio is an uncircumcised pencel that smells like rotting dick yogurt

lol imagine almost dying of dehydration in the fuckin ocean lmao what an IDIOT

And so begins Mio's pencel arc

>>77780948
>Mio Genital Jousting
someone post the "an array of erect penises"

This reminds me of that scene from Re: Zero. But it's Tomo and they're all hungrily sucking my cock.

>Do I have to eat that? I really don't wanna eat that!

>>77784073

>>77784147
Happy for you

who's this melvin faggot

>>77784403
my onahole when Mio is busy with work

Tomo chatting
https://youtu.be/eUY_ahWHN8g

>These are such... depressing little spurts

Saya sounds...

[Saya news]
She can do FIVE (5) push ups

Need a bro like Sam to get my shit together.

>I'm sorry you had a bad day today, wanna talk about it? Just kidding, I'm not listening. Hahahaha.

[BEAUTIFUL NEWS]

mio's cock is no longer menhera

>she needs time to calm down after that

Will lisa ever stream again?

Tonya is really hung up on this

there really isn't enough mio futa art

>>77785435
perhaps now there will be

>>77785435
there should be one of her fucking a beerpal in the ass

>>77785512
yeah, me

>>77785512
yeah, me

>>77785512
while I fuck her in the ass

Saya just did a bizarre sound

>she spent time "daydreaming" and then had to take care of a "misunderstanding"
dyrbi

someone broke containment

>>77786219
>containment

>half the people the seanig cried about didn't even go to offkai
HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

>>77786219
>someone
Yeah, the same one making those schizoposts.

I wonder how hard that schizo will still seethe.

If I had to guess, the retard from here probably namedropped the beerpals who get namedropped in these threads the most and ended up mentioning the guy who lives in Europe
Fucking retard

>>77786340
The fucker just namedrops anybody who talks enough and waits for people to get baited

lmao. I've also seen the schizos here try and tie a cc to one of their namedrop targets when it was VERY obvious from the message that it wasn't them. it's hilarious but kinda sad.

Tomo: the Summer 2024 seasonal anime "VTuber Legend: How I Went Viral After Forgetting to Turn Off My Stream" is based on Mio's life

I was gonna ask Mio to make her daydreams into an RP ASMR but then I remembered how she canceled the yandere RP because the script was getting too real

>I'm not even that good at it

>>77787539
I mean she's good, not Alias good, but Alias sold her used panties and actually did r18 drama CDs so different subspecies of Korean woman

>>77787699
>different subspecies of Korean woman
n-north vs. south?

Mio says fuck greys

Stop gifting and gatekeep instead. I agree Mio fuck greys

>>77787967
She said this last time to then the retarded who donates every stream just spams gifts anyways.

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1800005151413211466/photo/1

mio invited me over to fix her pc
later, virgins

>>77788367
She knows how to program, she's just a little rusty

>>77788367
>Rust
every single tranny is showing up for this, isn't it?

>now Mio is breaking containment

>>77788367
LEMON JELLY LEMON JELLY LEMON JELLY SEX

mio is crying after playing genital jousting

Who left this time

honestly yuuna should just adopt all korean vtubers

>>77790188
An Offkai beerpal

What did you niggers do to my girlfriend this time? You know she's retarded and flies into hysterics if the temperature changes without notifying her on Twitter first.

>>77791092
I sent her a tellonym telling her work was stressing me out but I talking to her helps a lot so I don't think she was talking about mine

>Cause problems
>Be sorry and say you're just over worked
>Become a permanent worry in the back of her mind
she always thinks about you now smart beerpal

chill nigger chill
take some deep breaths

stop using the N word

>>77792064

>>77787699
Alias is such a whore, I love her

>carousel of retards spamming "are my message getting through :("
If i was Mio i would be really annoyed now.
Chill retards

>>77792975
The way she put it even had me questioning if I'm filtered

>Saya raids into Airi having a schizophrenia episode

Kill beerpals. Behead beerpals. Roundhouse kick beerpals into the concrete. Slam dunk beerpals into the trashcan. Crucify filthy beerpals. Defecate in beerpals's food. Launch beerpals into the sun. Stir fry beerpals in a wok. Toss beerpals into active volcanoes. Urinate into beerpals's spreadsheet. Judo throw beerpals into a wood chipper. Twist beerpals heads off. Report beerpals to the IRS. Karate chop beerpals in half. Curb stomp pregnant black beerpals. Trap beerpals in quicksand. Crush beerpals in the trash compactor. Liquefy beerpals in a vat of acid. Eat beerpals. Dissect beerpals. Exterminate beerpals in the gas chamber. Stomp beerpals skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate beerpals in the oven. Lobotomize beerpals. Mandatory abortions for beerpals. Grind beerpals into the garbage disposal. Drown beerpals in fried chicken grease. Vaporize beerpals with a ray gun. Kick old beerpals down the stairs. Feed beerpals to alligators. Slice beerpals with a katana.

>>77793282
>while talking to a voice-input she clearly put clara's face over

>>77785369
Is this a master chief's suit JO's him type of thing?

>>77793282
>>77793360
Sasuga pon wolf

Love Dizzy

>>77793466
It's about the latest Nikke content.

>>77785369
Its not a vibrator...

>>77792064
Noooo

>>77794318
Yeah I've played the event but I got no idea what this meme is

sex with mio's butthole

sex with mio's cock

sex with mio's cervix

Sex with Mio's modest Mio's

Sex with my gf's throat

You guys are too obsessed with sex

Mio is too obsessed with sex

I just want to take Mio on a cute date and watch her eat yummy food

>>77800332
Mr. Brosnan is that you? based

Jelly is going to loose it one day and Phase will never be the same
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro/status/1800044696326254961

>>77801135
if jerry didn't lose it in the minecraft exodus, I don't think she'll ever really lose it

I feel ashamed rn
I never heard Weezer when I first started watching Lisa, I thought they were the bad that sung teenage dirt bag, but it turns out that was a different band and I only just found out
Lisa must hate me

>>77802785

>>77803352

[Good news]
Mio had good food

I REALLY FUCKING MISS UNFILTERED OCHAN

>>77803564

>>77803668
does anyone have an archive of her singing pomf?

>hey Mio I don't wanna bother your employee so I'm gonna bother you

>>77801135
Dizzy and Jelly's relationship always feels like it's just one poorly timed monkey joke away from them genuinely wanting to kill one another

>>77803690

Mio is about to be drunk in a bar and we all know how easy she is drunk
Beerpal status?

>Beerpal status?
white enough for arichimedes to try and use us in a death laser thanks for asking

>buying a drink the direct translation is Big Niggers

Everyone is getting their replies and messages read buy all my ccs still go ignored I'm sad.

>>77806274
You are not the only one so don’t worry

>tfw I will never be a cool enough bad boy for Lisa
Why even live?

>>77802785
If you used P2P apps back in the day that is a common mistake I guess

I hope you're addicted to Pinkerton by now tho

Friendly reminder to take care of yourself

Sitting in my car debating calling out of work just to lay in bed and listen to Mio's asmr while drunk.

>>77807211
I love this Lisa, it's like you just told her you have a slurpcore side project

Orlag scheddy

>>77808605
We really need to tell the music industry that they can't just put a bunch of random sounds together and add core to the end and call it a genre

>>77808711
Okami is back! CUTE BUTTHOLE LOVE

>>77808476
I just woke up from doing that.
I have a mio asmr playlist on youtube I listen to while drinking

Wisu scheddy

>>77809517
I can see her bum

[Bad non-news]
Muyu is sick
https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1800125690622484676

>>77808717
I blame it all on those RateYourMusic nerds. Ain't no way stuff like lolicore and sasscore are real outside the Internet

>>77809574
https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1800128665277415863
Poor lil cowe...

Hey God, relieve Muyu of her sadness and suffering and transfer it to me. I'll take it for her.

>>77809809
One day they will be together...

>>77809978
Fool, you don't know what you're asking for.

you're telling me I stayed on the pon redirect and I only got some garbage overwatch stream?

>>77810130
The fact that not only Muyu but Ember and Dizzy are happy here makes this almost painful to watch... please... make it real

>>77810130
Ember should just get a cheap place in the middle of nowhere with decent internet. Have dizzy and muyu move in there is no way they can't make it.

Lisa is a chud.
Cute
Huggable
Unique
Dork

>>77810730
>a cheap place
>in the middle of nowhere
>with decent internet
Could such a place truly exist?

>>77810467
Just pretend you got redirected into this instead
https://youtu.be/yEzp0jq8xVM

>>77810833
When satellite-provided internet gets better, you could theoretically live in the middle of nowhere at a mountain while having good internet.

>craving physical contact
Just fly to america and go have sex with one of your offkaipals

Go write her another retarded CC and get laugh again on stream clown.

>>77811231
Physical presence, not contact.
In any case, to the surprise of no one, GFE cannot be a substitute for an actual relationship.

[Yuuna news]
The diet ain't dieting

>>77811343
She won't answer my ccs because I don't anti her, why live?

Robowife is playing more Pathologic
https://youtu.be/YzDqpa5iVYY

S P I C Y
L A T I N A
B U T T H O L E

Waking up to warm and fuzzy thoughts about my beautiful spidermom; tangled up in soft silk sheets, plump spinneret pressed into me transferring warmth, fluffy hair in my face so I can breath in her Amismeel...beautiful...

>>77811647
>got her dream job
>plumpening arc that just reads like the best architecture tropes ever

it's a win-win, really

Am I a bad person for wanting to clap Lisa's cheeks?

Mio your thumbnail instantly got me erect

>>77815123
Yes!

Wosemi today
https://x.com/Rosemi_Lovelock/status/1800061188237046212

Good morning, I hope you had a good rest and you're Monday goes well. I love my silly, smooth spidermomma and being knocked out cold by a barrage of her fists slamming into me before she slurps all the blood out of me like a sippy bottle. I'm Ami's punching bag

>Even Muyu is drawing flat Dizzy
https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1800176363615424775

>>77816602
Big tits are just hard to draw

[Non-news]
Mio is horny

Da wose is fighting with her camera. Stream temporarily delayed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr1QRGiQYM4

>>77819159
I wanna shake my spidermom once she's full of my bucko juice and cause her to burp uncontrollably

>>77820270
I'm her camera btw

wosemi is kill

>>77820270
Wosemi is alive (and live)!

>[Spidermom news]
You're finished bucko
https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1800197403443863690

>>77781158
mi ma

Wosemi's gloved hands on my cock

When will the shorts stream "meta" finally die?

giwtwm

Searching through all the Japanese vtubers to find the one that played Satisfactory.

>I have a lot of different types of tea today
Bets on the number of piss breaks this stream?

What are (You) drinking today, anons? For me, it's Italian lemonade.

>If you drink this tea you get unbirthded
what

[Sad news]
Rosemi has no snacks

>>77803846
Oddly enough I don't have that in my archive. It's either a members stream or a lost one.

>>77821608
Coffee and milk (not together)

>>77821608
Water with ice

>>77821608
Pepsi that's dangerously close to being flat, making it even more disgusting than usual but I'm a soda slut

>>77821608
Just water but I might have a glass of milk later.

>Put so much water in her kettle she's struggling to lift it

>>77822017
Would you drink warm, flat pepsi out of Dizzy's mouth with a straw? Asking for a friend

>>77822024
is that the Persona but with gay magical girls game
and if yes, is it good

>>77821445
If you look at holodex, there's only been 1 who has played it recently or at all in the last couple months

>>77822036
wose... your reps...

>>77822057
Baby I wouldn't even need the straw

>Pink woman geeking out over tea
I miss Yomi...

Even she can't deny what this looks like

>Go to Rosemi's tea party
>It was actually a ruse to trick you into listening to her freestyle rap performance

Rosemi is speaking in tongues

>>77822057
Fuck the straw, I'd go in and get it myself

>Guys, when you drink a shot do you do it in one go or do you take sips of it?
>In one go? Like Nyquil!?
Wose...

>>77803846
Ask /pcg/ I think I have it at home because they've posted it a bunch but I'm not a 100% sure I do have it.

>>77822133

Discord HATE
Skype LOVE

>>77822879
My pee sometimes look like that in the morning I hope that's okay!

>>77823056
Skype HATE
MSN LOVE

[Rosemi news]
She is genuinely afraid of the B company

>Rosepapa

I will become Rosemi's new brother, and feed her churros

Lovelock family kino is unfolding before our eyes

>>77823099
The Winks... the custom messages that told you were blasting some Linkin Park... bring it back... BRING IT BAAAAAACK

>Hi dad, do you know cooldog?

:D

>>77822067
Yes it is, and no I have no clue, I just snagged a screenshot while someone else was playing it.

>>77822198
>she never reviewed all the Fire Emblem teas
Sad...

>>77823582
:D

>>77823550
>Oh, he answered! What did he ans-
>*screams*

Rosemi is dying of embarrassment

>>77823550
>>77823834
>"What? No idea what cooldog is. Will Google."
>Sends a picture of a podcaster called Cooldog and asks if it's him

Rosepapa is so based

[Rosemi news]
Semi-hiatus in two weeks while she travels for AnimeExpo practice

wosepapa...

>>77823988
>Hey. Everything is cool with me.

>This man loses his passport or his luggage every single time he goes on a plane and asks them to turn the plane around. This is the kind of man you're trying to updog right now.

Rosepapa...

>Flying missions are rough for everyone in the family

Peesemi Pisslock

Alias scheddy

I bet Wose's pee tastes like nectar

And Dizzy scheddy

>>77824742
God damn your oshi looks like THAT?

>>77824742
>Emburger's Shift

>I think they're good at Yu-Gi-Oh and also very angsty

Holy shit...

>>77824943
Some real plucked up LiveLeak shit

>Have I ever told you guys about my actual chuuni tendencies?
I never would have guessed

>>77824742
>So my mom called me...
>So about my couch...
oh boy
https://youtu.be/nKjdpDb_Tuc

>>77825384
Retard

>>77825532
Please don't talk about Dizzy like that, you'll get her excited

>Oh my god, guys, I gotta pee again... the tea... it's really going through me

>>77824738
>>77825857
Imagine the taste...

>Buds trying to trick Rosemi into thinking Tony Hawk is dead
Despicable

I had to go do something for a bit, what's Rosemi talking about now? Struggling with game perms?

>>77826150
He's dead on a meta level, his videogame likeness has overtaken his real self in relevancy and the public consciousness

I wish to wear Wosemi's used panties on my head

[Rosemi news]
She likes to wear underwear all the time because otherwise she feels too breezy

PEE THREE
GIVE IT UP FOR PEE THREE EVERYBODY

https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1800234862483284470?t=r_vtwlGpJdA6RZzmtiEdKA&s=19

>>77827840
>Lisa actually believes in Friday the 13th
She's such a fucking dork

https://x.com/amiyaaranha/status/1800236296616468951

Grandmasemi architect...
>"Grandma, I'm 500lbs and can't get out of bed, please stop feeding me"
>No, I think you need to eat a little more

>>77827840
>>77827901
Sheeple, do the thing.
https://x.com/chikafujilisa/status/1800237375924121907

>>77828143
Idgi

Lisa would never post on 4chan

Small rose bush...

Rosemi is reading up on sturdy hogs

Ami is live and playing Kings Field!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knmelNICF2g

buff niggas

[Ami news]
She's wagyu now

>I thought my muscles might be sore, she really got in there
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME

>>77828954
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWIxqZUtTeU
Fuck you sheeple

>>77828143
Lisa...

>ANTZ mention
>It wasn't on Ami's stream
Dear god...

>>77824610
Alias and Mio both have Succubus RP streams planned for Sunday.

Actual South Korean Succubus Sunday

Ami knows Buckos wouldn't have been able to control themselves if they massaged her

You wouldn't sexually harass your spidermom while giving her a massage, right buckos?

>>77829490
I am very thankful that we have Korean women.

[Rosemi news]
She likes the spider girl in Undertale

>>77829519
>>77829559
Oiling up her big plump spinneret and spreading it constantly while her little soft hands try to block it but she got her face stuck in the hole of the massage table

Lisa should do a succubus ASMR roleplay

Eber scheddy

>>77829759
Drawfriend on the scheddy!

BOBBEH

>>77829662
Lisa can't do that, she would kill millions

TODD'S STRONGEST ALLY

>Rosemi bought Skyrim 4 fucking times

This feels like a conflict of interest

>>77829559
I thought I wouldn't but then she mentioned grabbing her tummy and how could I resist that

>>77830155
>>77830154
Good girl.

>>77830295
do twitch streamers not have their own gifted subs?

Da Wose is hungry

Wisu just posted a SEX BIKINI doodle in membership!

>>77803846
>>77821787
Nevermind, found it. But it's a mix between pon pon pon and pomf.

[Good news?]
Rosemi is eating

>>77830431
Holy shit her drill is HUGE

>>77829916
eber is great !

Send her your energy Booquets

i was the spider that touched ami's boobies btw
she was completely fooled by my disguise

also not sure if I'll finish this but i wanna try wisu

>It went in my.....sports bra.....

>>77831070
>Ouforwa
>Euphoria

>You guys sure are curious about my perfectly smoothie woothie legs

Ami wants you to shave your legs

>>77791092
i told her i will fuck [REDACTED]

>>77831229
>thats right shove those legs
>wear some make up
>make momma some money

>>77830831
>>77831013
I love everything you do and I mean that wholeheartedly

>>77831229
I do not want to be a girl, Ami..

>>77831013
This is probably the only time Wisu has looked even remotely dangerous as opposed to a ball of cute

i like how she is so seiso she uses fonts so i don’t get groomed by porn bots

>>77831312
>O-oh... Okay... That's fine...

>>77831312
Put on the dress. This is a threat.

I have been watching Ami lately. Question: is she horny all the time? The way she speaks just gives me that idea.

>>77831601
She draws herself like this.

>>77831601
Yes, all my fault. Sorry about that.

>>77831601
yeah, for me.

>>77831601
She's hungry all the time, which is pretty much the same thing.

>>77831601
My spidermom who is also a cat often goes into heat yes

>>77831601
yes

>>77831281
thanks friend that means a lot. /tsunx/ has gotten me through some hard times and i wanna keep repping us the best i can

>>77831345
i cant help myself....

>>77831697
>>77831701

all me

>>77831808
No it's, good. Threatening is lovely

>>77831684
Based architect friendly chuuba.

>Alias 40k karaoke
https://youtu.be/bLXRhMgpw5Y
>Ember Duck Detective
https://youtu.be/rZy3AurLeh0

[Ami news]
She admits she may actually need a new chair

Cute nervous ghost wife

https://x.com/Muu_Muyu/status/1800256596100178094
sleepy calfie space

>>77832168
I'M GOING TO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERLAP

>>77832049
The truth finally comes out

Alias CUTE

>A toaster, my favorite bath bomb!
Alias...

Lisa's fat milk filled jugs

>>77831519

Ami wants to combine Muyu with Jelly

Sleepy Muyu may be the cutest thing in the whole world

Eber is finally live

Imagine if Ami wore a bell collar during streams like Muyu...

Older spidorgirl who is also a cat gaslights her chat about not knowing what collars are for!

Arthoeber my beloved

ALIAS DO NOT TAKE THE VOD DOWN
HAVE CONFIDENCE

Ebr...

Ember...

Ami be shittin

>>77833200
>>77833202
Was it the ISP?

PPAP PPAP PPAP PPAP PPAP
GET PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE GET PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN GET PEN PINEAPPLE APPLE PEN

>>77833288
Sounds more like somebody she knows but wasn't particularly close with passed away or something

>The nest aygg

New thread
>>77833462
>>77833462
>>77833462

mio hate

Mio Love!

mio sex