/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gurass

This is a cunny.

>>77811176
All me. Kill yourself, you rotten bastard. You are what's wrong with the world. How about you use those 6-7 figures to make a difference that the others can't because they lack the intelligence you supposedly have? You won't cuz you're a psychopath that moves because of nothing but greed. You enjoy your powertip, don't you? Useless scum. Die.

>>77811457
pretty sure that's a bunny

>>77811457
no that a cufunny

>>77811426

And you are a fucking moron to think that the world is collapsing because of college and low skill jobs, you fucking moron. Illuminati sellout bitch. It is going to shit because it is ruled by psychopaths that created the whole thing through countless generations just for the sake of getting it as far from what it's supposed to be as possible. You have no idea what the world is supposed to be. It was a paradise for us but we wanted to shape it into something else. It is too big and too complex for that. It can only collapse. It's not really anyone's fault in particular. We're all guilty. All we have to do is take a step back and it will fix itself. God will fix it. But you all have too much of a stick up your asses to see it.

>>77811436
SNIFFFFF

>>77811480
>Make a difference
Like cars, medicine, phones, the internet, technological advancements towards safety and life expectancy. The fact that anyone that even homeless crackheads can avoid going hungry because of how plentiful everything is?

>>77811761
Worse kind of religious zealot. God won’t fix your problems and he won’t make your life better. He’s here to forgive you for the things you might have to do and save you at your lowest point

>>77811978
Retard. The second half of your post explains the folly of the first half.

Gura has been posting stem frames really early recently. This is something she said she would do if she ever moved to Japan. So over under on her actually having moved?

>>77810967
>Dragon ball and one piece have some of the best filler in the game. But you’re crazy about bleach. >The bount arc, them fighting clones of themselves, and when they fought their swords all great fillers. Not great story wise but great fillers.
The only ones I'll agree with you on are some of the Dragon Ball/Z filler like Goku learning to drive, the G-8 mini arc in One Piece, and the zanpakuto Rebellion arc in Bleach near the end.
The rest of it was trash and every Saturday Night that featured an episode from the Bount arc instead of getting back to the main story made me want to repeatedly punch myself in the balls to numb the pain of those awful 30 minute torture sessions.

>>77812322
You either used a word you don’t know or you really believe we objectively haven’t made advancements.

>>77812084
Retard. There is literally no problem except the ones we create ourselves. You'll see. Heaven will literally fall on earth and hell will be your own creation. God will fix all our problems by fixing us. We are the problem and we will be fixed. At our lowest point, indeed. Almost there, I'd say. Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is at hand.

>>77812429
You are too far gone. Let me guess. You are around 40yo or older? Advancements my ass. I don't need your advancements and neither do crackheads, no one does. We need faith. Thy faith has made thee whole. Your advancements are nothing but the road towards hell by lack of faith.

I'm done with you for now. I'm gonna call a friend to go over to smoke some weed and have fun together. In the real world. Good luck with your fake ass bullshit.

>>77811426
Why is she such a slutty lesbian and how do we fix her?

>>77812632
Oh yes you're going ro play Burnout Revenge on the PS2 and smoke some weed and fill your belly with DIET soda. That's right.

>>77812687
There's nothing wrong with her to fix.

>>77812687
I already fixed it for you lesbians aren’t real. She’s slutty and bi

>>77812570
Based
Don't mind the fedora-tipper, chumbie. This anon is probably the same bugposting retard who conflates worshiping science and raw material power with civilization and "being white".
Just, you know, forget the historical fact that the European colonial empires predate the enlightenment and industrial revolutions, and that this mentality is exactly why all the great powers were dismantled and why a bunch of cosmopolitan managierialists are importing infinity foreigners and destroying Wrstern civilization for muh holy GDP... lol

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>77811480
>>77811761
>>77811978
>>77812084
>>77812322
>>77812429
>>77812432
>>77812570
Can we go back to discussing anime?
Here, I'll give you a topic. You guys can take the position of: Endless Eight was good, actually, and I'll make fun of you and call you names.
Deal?

If she doesn't steam today then she is gonna watch fauna witcher today. Hope tomorrow play Henry idol path again.

>>77813043
>>77812570
Well the good book is originally in hebrew so I can’t fault you for not understanding English. Correct me if I’m wrong but doesn’t it preach kindness?

I want more Gura asmr, every day I pray for Gura asmr, I wake up and think of Gura asmr, I eat and think of Gura asmr, I go work listening to Gura asmr and I go to sleep offering my day to Gura asmr. Please Gura, bless me. It's my birthday next month, surely that counts for something. Kisses.

>>77811426
I'm glad more art is coming out because of the Miku stream. But I want to see more boxing motions art that dominated the stream.

>>77813441
Fret not little one for chumbies will fix this world.

>>77813577
I really don't think she was being completely honest about that KU100, anon.

>"Pff, I thought DK was supposed to be strong."
>*DK wins.*

KU100 love nest soon.

>>77813578
No sex dominated the stream. It didn’t help that she would call attention to it by saying oh no they can see then do it anyway. I’ve seen chats with vtubers actually masturbating less down bad. If gura ever did an ear licking asmr she’d have to lock chat down

>>77813633
No, she's going to get a KU100 and she's going to do something stupid to it like punch it first then say sorry for being loud. It's on the way I can smell it. If it's not I'm actually killing myself.

>>77813726
Absolutely real, she basically did ear eating and ear biting previously and it was actually insane, not to mention when she actually gets INTO asmr that she kinda gets lost in the sauce, then probably got bonked by it and avoided it the next times, but seeing Holo being a SMIDGE SMIDGE lenient with the horni I pray licking is not far down the line, not full on entire streams of it of course, just the occasional fanservice. Because if that happened God knows Noel will be hitting the numbers keklol

>>77813683
YES YES YES YES

>>77813441
Do you know the certain magical index series? And have you seen the death anime where he can kill anything with a thought? Do you think imagine breaker could stop it?

>>77813531
>Originally in Hebrew
And Koine Greek. And Aramaic.
Once again revealing how little you know about history. Not that you could be expected to know much, since you apparently can't read in any language.
>Doesn't it preach kindness?
This is a common misconception, mainly propagated by either cultural Christians who never really studied scripture that closely, or by subversive heretics and apostates such as the so-called "Charismatic movement". In truth, you are to be obstinate, disrespectful, militant, and in extreme cases even violent with those who go against the will of God, as Jesus did with the Pharisees and the moneychangers in the Temple, etc.

Was the Don't Scream stream good?

>>77813531
>doesn’t it preach kindness
Another Sermon on the Mount spouting atheist telling Christians how to be Christian. Please stop diluting the Bible down to one part of one sermon Jesus gave.

>>77814317
yeah

https://twitter.com/c0521160631/status/1799188058639896944
what is this body type called?

>>77813947
I haven't seen those, anon. I always wanted to watch index because I liked the character designs and the main girl is talked about a lot. But I have no idea what it's about.
Is there a scene where some guy corners a girl on the street and cums on her face or was that an edit I once saw?

>>77814079
Oh yeah, and we can't forget how John the Baptist loudly, viciously and unapologetically BTFO'd King Herod for pulling a Hunter Biden and marrying his dead brother's wife - which led to his beheading, the very first Christian martyr iirc
So no, it's definitely not as simple as "be nice LOL"

>>77813441
What's wrong with Endless Eight? It was fun to keep an eye out for the subtle differences between each loop.

>>77814079
I could read the bible, buuuuut... I think I'll watch Hunter x Hunter instead because it probably has better characters and plot.

>>77814528
Boooorrrriiiinnnggg
There's better character development in Hamtaro.

>>77814528
Technically Stephen is considered the first martyr because he died specifically due to his faith in Christ.

>>77814079
>>77814339
Retards originally means at first or from the beginning. It was originally written in hebrew with some parts written in aramaic. There’s your English lesson for the day.
Now the lesson for the Bible, it is not a misconception as it literally preaches kindness. Unless you believe one lesson makes all the other lessons moot. Even the aggressive cases are an act of kindness in turning them away from their sin. If you’re going to be a zealot at least be correct

>>77814672
Light Yagami gave his soul to cleanse the world of criminals. I think he's a better god figure because he made the world safer. Although there were a bunch of casualties.

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>77814884
Haaa!!! GREEEEN!

>>77814488
child

>>77814806
Do you think a man that gets arrested for killing a guy that stabbed him, im his own home, deserves a chance to serve his time?

>>77814607
King Saul contacts a necromancer to ask what his fate will be, and she tells him that he will die in battle on Mount Gilboa against the Philistines, but he will live if he flees and does not fight. He chooses not to flee, and dies in battle. Honorable, or foolish?

In the end, is it good that we failed to hold her accountable?

>>77813441
endless eight was good, it was a rebellion against zoomers' (millenials') shrinking patience and attention spans. Few stories dare to do anything unconventional these days. And we got to see Haruhi in loads of outfits

>>77815166
Sounds like he was a dummy for contacting a necromancer in the first place if he wasn't going to take her advice and also because everyone knows necromancers can't tell the future or else Rushia wouldn't have done that GTA stream with Miko.
Duh.

>>77815166
There is no honor in death no matter how beautiful.

>>77814720
>It was originally written in hebrew with some parts written in aramaic
Anon, You really must be an illiterate fucking ESL or something. I OBVIOUSLY wasn't challenging thr use of the word "original", I was using the word in precisely the same way.
And you're still wrong, because as I previously explained, you're forgetting the parts that were ORIGINALLY written in KOINE GREEK (and Aramaic, before you half-backtracked). You know, because it was the Lingua Franca of Eastern Rome in the early church period, the time when the books and letters of the New Testament were written, you fucking moron?
Oh, and your Bible "lesson" is a) context-mining nominalist sophistry and b) ironically, proves us right. If you're going to lie and twist the meaning of the word "kindness" by ignoring the actual meaning and actual specific connotations that were actually communicated by its usage in your post, then we ARE being "kind" after all by repudiating you for being a moron. Like the Christ to the Pharisees, leading some - like Nicodemus - to ultimately join the ranks of the faithful. Meaning, we were adhering to the teachings all along, you had nothing to complain about, and you're the one pretending that any particular lesson somehow negates all the others.
I'm not stupid, and I doubt that you're actually as stupid as you're pretending to be. Spare us the juvenile doublespeak.

>>77815326
Necromancers can't tell the future anymore because Jesus admitted all dead souls into Heaven. Before that, in the times of King Saul, it was possible for necromancers to contact souls in Limbo. Since those souls exist outside of time, they could tell you the future so long as it had been perceived by a human whose dead soul entered Limbo at some point.
Indeed, Saul not only didn't heed the necromancer's advice, but he had previously banned necromancy altogether, and seeking one's advice was hypocrisy. Perhaps his dislike/distrust of necromancy was the reason he didn't heed the advice.

>>77815732
why is it crying?

Wife awake!

>>77812902
Being attracted to sexy female body is literally the only sexuality a human can have. "Straight women" is a complete cultural LARP. Literally no normal human can be aroused by a naked male body and think it's lewd. The female brain shares the same origin as the male one, and sexual arousal was only designed for male brains because they are the ones that have to go out and pursue sexual partners. The only reason a small portion of women enjoy sex is because they are aroused by the idea of their own body being violated.

Nature never intended the male body to be sexual. Society tells women they are “heterosexual” and they cope by finding whatever feminine trait a man might have and call it sexually arousing. What fetishes about the male body do women have? Hands? It's just pure cope and you know it.

Grow up.

Baguraette honhonhon

>>77816027
thank you chumbie. THEY ARE

>>77816038
>He thinks the visual image of a body's form and shape is the only thing you can be sexually attracted to
>He doesn't know that the female arousal mechanism isn't for pursuing partners, but to cause them to GATEKEEP sex against UNattractive men who are pursuing them, hence the existence of so-called "ick factors"
>He doesn't know women have bisexual tendencies because of our ancestors' polygamist practices and the evolutionary advantages of alloparenting helped through intimacy between one man's multiple concubines
rumao

GURA LIKED ADVENT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

she also liked a lot of taiwan pics and gurame and a fauna picture that doesn't have her in it

also, sadly, Bloop. let him die Gura he does not belong in this world

Jesas that's a lot of likes

>>77816690
it is. i love when she goes on like sprees it makes my day better

oh yeah, goom perms too

Is that a bug? Did all those likes just suddenly pop?

>>77816678
Bloop is so fucking dead in the water (pun intended) just make the shrimp merch Gura, we won't mind. I see myself as a shrimp anyway, win-win

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77816932
No, she started liking here >>77816027 and continued for like 10 minutes

like this one too gura

>>77817113
Gura doesn't like gay arts

>>77817187
try this when gura hasn't just liked a bunch of gurame images

>>77815528
It’s amazing how you can be so angry about the fact you’re wrong. The Old Testament was translated from hebrew into greek shortly before the end of BC. Parts of it were in Aramaic but most of it was entirely hebrew. That’s not back tracking that’s specifying. Some humans are born with more or less than 10 fingers but humans have 10 fingers. The book is in hebrew. What you’re thinking of my uninformed zealot is the New Testament
If someone is obese and eating themselves into an early grave, but you stop them from doing what’s killing them are you evil? Even if you get rough with them to save their life are you evil? No you’re kind despite how it seems for them. Arguing just to argue, inaccurately I might add, isn’t kindness. Then again your zealotry probably believes god has no love so you’re doing the right thing.

gura got them gorilla grip buttcheeks

What are you retards going to do when the likes go away?
https://mashable.com/article/elon-musk-x-twitter-remove-public-likes

>>77815649
>Jesus admitted all dead souls into Heaven
Uh, no.

>>77817677
Cry to Gura about it and then be sad.

>>77815570
used my goom perms on this

>>77817779
Good choice.

Sex with a fembud.

>>77817779
also her tail looks like my stitched up circumsized penis

>>77817991
Why are you such a homosexual?

>>77817830
fembuds are lesbians just like gura

>>77818128
joos took my foreskin and now they're trying to take my heterosexuality too

>>77817715
All sins were forgiven, except for Lucifer's rebellion against God, which means that Limbo is now empty.

>>77817677
When that happens there will be no chumbuds in this thread when she’s not currently streaming

>>77818239
Here, this will cure your deranged brain.

https://files.catbox.moe/rtws1y.mp4

>>77818538
I will still be here

All these likes she's been doing so far will be gone soon....like tears in the rain
Fuck you Musk

>>77818738
It's not worth dwelling on it. All we can do is bring the issue up with Gura and see if she comes up with some kind of solution. If she doesn't, that is fine too. So it goes.

>>77818922
Why would she think it’s an issue? None of them thinks people are stalking their likes. This is probably the only place that does it. It took 3 days to notice Mumei liking tens of sexy ina back art and it wasn’t even noticed by the fans.

>>77819073
You're an idiot. Gura is extremely aware that people are looking at her likes.

did gura stream recently? Im seeing more fanart

>>77816745
Enjoy it now because it's going away forever

>>77819203
Are you retarded?

>>77819101
You’re ugly and unloved. I said stalking

Gura is a Dolphin?

>>77819607
no, whoever made the one block logo is just dumb

>>77819607
>gura
>dolphin
thats my favorite doujin

>>77817480
>The NEW Testament was originally written in Greek
>"Wrong, the OLD Testament was written in Hebrew!!1"
>... just like you said, but uh, you're still wrong because... just because okay!
Holy. Lack. Of reading comprehension.
I am indeed thinking of the New Testament - of the BIBLE. Wait, don't tell me - you thought these were two separate things, didn't you Anon? God, that's an embarrassing mistake. That's like saying your torso is separate from your body. For everyone's sake, double check to make sure you have basic facts right before you post next time.
This might come as a surprise to you, but the Bible is what we've been talking about from the beginning. Not just one of the two Testaments. Well, that, and how you're covering your backtracking with transparently stupid analogies - the Bible isn't a basic type with defective members, as "humans" is to mutated humans, but is rather a set of documents, of which the Aramaic sections are a correct and intended original component (a much better analogy for YOUR position would be someone asking you what the human body was made of, and you, with your overwhelming intellect, responding with "water"). Oh yeah, and how your labored "kindness" diatribe misses the point, since, as I already explained, a) you're using the word "kindness" in a different context here than the first usage, and b) if we were to substitute the original meaning for this new one, then we're still obeying the teachings of scripture. Because I'm not arguing for the sake of arguing, but to expose you - like most internet atheist LARPers - as an uneducated, emotionally unstable moron and it looks like that's your goal too, from the looks of

>>77818415
Catholic delusions. Limbo aka the bosom of Abraham is empty and "hell enlarged itself" to take up it's place. Up or down. Those are the destinations.

>>77819607
Gura is going to pleasure herself with the dolphin.

>>77819801
No, a dolphin is going to pleasure itself with her and she's going to love every minute of it.

>>77819765
Limbo was primarily the destination of the ignorant who didn't know God. Obviously, a lot of souls would be there, and it was possible to contact them using necromancy and benefit from their knowledge. However, when Jesus forgave all sins past, present, and future, except for Lucifer's, every soul in Limbo went to Heaven.

>>77819731
>>77817480
Oh, and for the record, our God *is* love. My own priest recently made the point that you could replace every
instance of the word "God" in the Bible with "love", and it would still make perfect sense, with the meaning remaining perfectly unchanged.
Yes, that love even extends to illiterate, ignorant, disingenuous weasels who suck at reading nearly as much as they suck at arguing like yourself.
And that's precisely why I will be keeping you in my prayers tonight, anon. May you join us in accepting grace someday, and have a place appointed for you in paradise.

Green

>>77820383
why did gura become green after mocking fauna for it... gura...

>>77820406
sucking too much Fauna's milk

>>77820593
Fauna's milk is green?

I love my wife so much!!

her voice used to be very calming and cute, I loved it. But now it sounds like she adopted some kind of intonation, sounds unnatural and it sort of rubs me the wrong way. Just a thought.

>>77820895
your father rubbed you the wrong way you megafaggot

>>77820977
Nice

>>77819731
I’m glad you decided to make up shit instead of copying the actual words from the post. Schizo preaching false doctrine it’s almost biblical

my wife

>>77820406
Newfag go back to the catalog

I wasn't expecting Inferno Cop but here we aare

>>77821261
???

Gura liked another image and nobody mentioned it
https://x.com/akio_illu/status/1800175896458146242

>>77820977
is this what constantly being the punching bag of vt does to you? Sorry buddy I meant no harm to you or your oshi. You see, I was just being nostalgic. If I had known your mental was this fragile, I would have phrased it nicer.

I like yoshi gura

>>77821776
yoshi gura's tongue is very long. imagine kissing it

>>77821682
why do you sound like such a dumb faglord?
also
>your oshi
go back

>>77821521
coolio

>>77821682
is this what constantly being the punching bag of your father does to you?

>>77822003
I know you thought your post is a funny own but it's still better not to reply to it.

>>77811426
I’ve been extremely horny since Gura came back and gooming everyday isn’t helping

>>77822042
Goom more. It's what Gura wants.

goomba...

>>77822030
Nta but it did give me a giggle so it's good.

Goob morning retards

>>77811426
Why is that child making such a suggestive pose?

>>77822195
Goob morning faggot

>>77822195
Goob morning faggot.

Goob morning.
I love Gura.

I guess no stream today. She's probably recording something, she's been doing that a lot.

>>77822581
No she's having sex (with me)

>>77822729
Shut up, Ame.

>>77821682
Holy shit you got rekt so bad you started writing paragraphs lmao

>>77822729
get the fuck out of the thread, watson

>>77819676
There are no sharks in MC

What da chumbies up to today

>>77822916
Gura is in MC

>>77822923
debating whether I should continue dark souls or start playing octopath which was added to game pass

>>77822923
I might play some x-com 2 in a bit.

>>77822923
I did the big battle in Kingdom Come Deliverance where Radzig sends troops to kill Runt and the bandits at their hideout.
I stayed back and looted all the corpses, friend and foe. i should be set for the rest of the game.

>>77822923
Freaking work. I’ll talk to you chumbos later. Peace

pebble here, I'm happy gura has been streaming a lot lately, you guys are cool, I hope you have a great day and don't forget to report antis! <3 <3 <3

>>77822923
Contemplating if I should get an escort tonight or if I should reply to my ex and mess around with her instead.

>>77823590
why not buy yourself a nice feast of something you don't usually eat and watch a nice vod and then go to bed with asmr?

>>77822923
I'm still lying in bed. Thinking about getting up and doing some laundry.

>>77822923
I am playing civ6

>>77823675
Because I have a problem

>>77823491
based

>>77823727
what is it, my brother?

>wake up, see all the WIFE posting, everybody saying there was a ton of likes
>check, see one new like or maybe two
>eat breakfast, take a shower, etc etc
>check again
>all the new likes pop up out of nowhere
Elon fix your shit, what the fuck.

>>77813139
samen

>>77819607
Brat

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>77824853
Seriously, what do you call this body type?

>>77822923
I JWU and I'm really sore because I decided to channel all the energy Gura gave me into my workout, I overdid it a little bit.

>>77825078
Real

>>77825078
cheese stick

>>77823590
Damn sex haver...

>>77816038
>Literally no normal human can be aroused by a naked male body and think it's lewd
You cannot seriously believe this. I refuse to accept someone really thinks this. If you don't get erect at the sight of a cute boy like https://x.com/kotafwee/status/1642593091659141120 something is deeply wrong with your brain.

>>77825861
You’re a faggot so your opinion is not only false but invalid on account of your brain chemistry being wrong

>>77816038
Wrong women are attracted to penises and cocks. Not to mention the fact they need to be penetrated

>>77826105
Incredible circular logic. You're a true intellectual.

First Advent like

>>77826524
That’s not circular logic moron. Circular logic would be like saying drinking water has health benefits because water is healthy or being famous for being famous. If there is evidence or logical progression it’s not circular. Why do people use words without knowing the meaning

>>77826625
I wonder, are there people who unironically believe that Gura hates Advent or is it all just shitposting?

>>77826625
we've known about it for ages sis

>>77826922
I don't think she hates them, but I think you'd be insane to say she likes them.

>>77811426
Imagine sticking your nose in their................. Imagine the smell.

>>77826922
People saying Gura hates advent is shitposting unless it involves Bijou where its unironically believed and possibly true.

>>77827188
no, it's true for all of them

You got us, we’re all seething right now. Go shitpost in their thread now

Gura doesn't hate anyone, hate is a strong word.
She just kinda cringes at people, like she cringes at herself.

>>77826922
flips hate hololive and make up bullshit saying Gura hates IRyS. Now they move on to Advent.

>>77827398
Don't let Gawr win Gura

I love my cute shark daughterwife!

>>77811426
I wanna kiss her tummy

>communication and streams we've been starving for too long
Who's this Gura?

>>77821521
What the heck? I was just looking up Inferno Cop scenes on Youtube the other day. Now I see this.

>>77828486
Gura doesn't know what an inferno cop is

>>77827503
is...is flip slur for fil*pino?

Chumbies my chameleon has been pretty active this week. His summer colors make him look like a bag of skittles

Amesame status?

>>77829021
alive and well

>>77828133
Why is she so perfect for sexual bullying and ryona T u T

>>77829021
powerful and strong

>>77829021
They rubbed slits

>>77829146
Ryonabud you might soon be the last chumbud on off days and that’s sad

I have jury duty next month. I got off last time for saying I was racist.

>>77829318
I'm still here

>>77823491
>>77823757
Still hoping for the day the two collab. It wiuld bring world peace

>>77829318
Wait what happened to everyone else?

>>77829146

>>77829506

>>77829385
I've never been called in for jury duty. I wonder if it will randomly happen one day.
How does it work anyway? Who looks for people to do jury duty and what info do they use to find you?

>>77829505
Dinobud and oyasamebud are still here. I don't know what hes talking about

>>77829712
is this his reward for slaying scumbuds?

>>77829805
I've gotten 3 in the last 5 years. Still I get at least one day off and I get to tell judges and lawyers how much I hate them. In a cordial manner of course.

>>77830037
3 within 5 years? That seems weird, they must really like you.

>>77830037
I used to get jury duty all the time up until I forgot to go to one.
Every single time they would call my name they'd send me back home. Still got the $20 for showing up, and the court cafeteria food was pretty fire.

>>77815672
gura you need to retweet this

>>77830037
I recommend actually doing it. I was a juror last summer and got to lock up some druggy for 10 years. It felt good.
It also helps when your work still pays you.

>>77822923
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>77830169
Masochists.

>>77830255
Yeah, like I said I get one day off doing nothing but to berate the judicial system.

>>77830346
I did it once but the women felt bad/indecisive over a nog trying to solicite a prostitute and thus mistrial.

I kinda want to be called for jury duty and be one of the awkward looking dudes standing on the side wondering what the fuck is going on.

>>77829840
I said soon not now, but you do notice less regulars around right?

>>77830169
I have never went or even answered the call but I’ve gotten 5-6 in the last 5 years. I say to 6 because I got 2 in one year but that might’ve just been a reminder. Don’t really know since I didn’t open the mail.

who is everyone's favorite shark themed vtuber girl?

>>77830558
It seems weird to be mad at the judicial system when you won’t participate. Unless you live in a city with a power hungry judge you just listed 3 times you could’ve tried for your view of Justice

>>77823491
Bless you king, I hope our wives collab one day

Is Gura a male loli or a female shota?

>>77830625
I only noticed archivebud and audiobud leaving. I'm not very perceptive

>>77830852
[Positive Statement] She doeshave female shota vibes sometimes.
No I will not elaborate.

>>77830840
Didn't you read the last reply? Also if a judge has it out for me, Me ne frego. I'm probably on so many lists. WEW

Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at Dodger Stadium on July 5th?

My safe space...

Hello chumbuds gura is very erotic and desirable. I wish to force myself onto her.

>>77831106
I hope not, LA is a shit hole.

When does that minecraft thing start?

I just checked Gura's likes. How long ago did she like all those tweets?

>>77831156
Well I wish to lock Fauna in a stable and hook her up to one of those industrial milking machines like a cow.

>>77831254
like started 5 hours ago. then the last was 4-3 hours ago

>>77831156
We know, Fauna, and several other hololive members...

>>77831296
That is very understandable. They are very nice milkers
I dont know if it'd extract anything, but I would also want to hook gura up to such a contraption

>>77829805
they look on voter registration, driver licenses, welfare applications, and tax records. It's fully possible for a careful neet to avoid any of them. they also try to get people from as many different demographics, so you might be a common sort of man in your area.

>>77831648
I see. I'm just a regular jackoff Caucasian man who has an okay job, who never voted, has a legal driver's license, never went on welfare, and my tax records are fine.
Damn I'm so uninteresting when I summarize my life like that.

>>77832363
Same but I voted in 2016 and I guess that was enough for these people.

>>77832363
>uninteresting
Nothing boring about achieving a bunch of life goals

>>77831156

>>77831648
>>77832363
They track more than that I got my first jury duty call my first year of college. I wasn’t registered to vote, never worked, no licenses or id, and wasn’t on welfare.

>>77831165
Even if it wasn’t LA girls are bottom of the barrel

wow. overboard

>>77832721
Mittsu is guramefagprime

>>77831072
I must not have been clear. I mean why do you hate the judicial system? Usually the answer is “I’m mad they try to hold me accountable for the crimes I commit,” I hate police, or some type of hate for lawyers, but you sound very milquetoast. More than that the judicial system includes laws, police, judges, and jury which is people like you. What makes you hate everything?

What other game should Gura play next? More Mario party games? Mario sport games? Maybe play some Henry?

>>77832571
there is also mailing list and zipcodes that some check, really depends on the local areas government.

>>77832900
Well seeing how no matter what she plays the thread is raided by people trying to shill whores, I want a members zatsu

>>77832900
She should play this game.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1290490/UNBEATABLE_white_label/

>>77832900
Gura should play Pentiment. She would like it if she can get past the reading.

Gura should push an egg vibrator in her asshole and connect the vibrations to superchats

>>77833022
I remember when goob played this a while ago. Is there more content now?

>>77832879
I have no personal qualms against the judicial system rather it's more based on macro-cultural/societal problems I have with it.

>>77833153
Oops, I linked the wrong one. This is getting a demo soon.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2240620/UNBEATABLE/

>>77833282
That looks bad.

OH YES

MY wife

>>77833445
Does Muse Dash look bad to you as well?

>>77833282
neat

>>77833193
Your problem with the judicial system is the effect it has on people and not the judicial system itself? I am now more confused so you’re either of minor persuasion or living in a crap hole state. Well you could always risk suicide by bullet to back of the head trying to fix the system

>>77829318
im busy today sowwy

MY Gurandma.

>>77833553
It's by the same people who did unbeatable white label which Gura played and which was bad. She didn't seem to like it either. Very unlikely she plays this.

>>77832481
>life goals
Well I haven't achieved much. I'm still living with my parents way past the age someone should be.
The housing market around here is so bullshit. But bless my parents for letting me stay for so long.

Gura's tummy told me it's embarrassed of the weird sounds her mouth makes, it told me to stop listening to them or it would beat me.

Gura approves of thin shark tail.

>>77834056
I'm glad her diet is working out for her. People were worried she was getting a bit too thicc.

>>77833808
same desu I pay them a bit of rent and part of the groceries though. It used to be normal to live with your family, for several generations even, it's still normal in a bunch of countries outside the US

Was Gura's issue really just oat milk all along?

I sometimes think Ame and Gura might be more than just friends.

>>77822923
Visiting an old city

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

>>77834136
I will NEVER forgive this piece of SHIT for hurting my wife!!!

>>77834172
I think Ame is the only genuine friend she has in myth

>>77834136
No. Gura has a variety of issues and the oat milk must have been a recent change to her diet.

>>77834129
Doesn't Sora still live with her parents or is that old information now?

Are you a chumbabooey?

>>77834454
ye

she first talked about oat milk years ago
>>8590829

>>77834454
Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!! WAHHH!!!!!

>>77834396
I don't know much about other talents, much less jp ones

>>77834635
Trying it every now and then isn't the same as drinking it often. She's probably never had it as her main milk before.

>>77834129
I feel like we're brothers. I pay my parents rent and buy a lot of my own food.
I have enough money saved up that I could make a great down payment on a home, but the house prices are rising faster than the numbers in my bank account.
I just want to be a home owner, man...

gura joining moom in overmid 2

Gura has IBS and depression

GOOB in MOOMs thumbnail

>>77834635
she talked about oat milk on several occasions along with other nut milks (yeah mine)

>>77834793
>isreal

>>77834766
You need to find an old person or family with an old person who is willing to sell you their home before it goes on the market.

>>77834793
>>77834819
FUCK. I HATE OVERWATCH

I hate overwatch but I'll watch because I like goob and moom

Gura has only been recently diagnosed with an allergy to oat milk, but has likely developed the condition even longer ago. There have probably been many times where she was tummy hort for the day and didn't stream as a result.

>>77834937
>>77834819
Welp I was planning on doing other things this evening but guess not anymore

>>77832900
Mario party and Mario sports games are boring. Mario for NES or SNES would be cool.

Gura is not going to retweet this. Half her fans are going to miss it.

What is with her lately? Is she actually going to be in Moom's stream? Did Ame have something to do with this?

>>77835075

>>77835075
Gura likes when her fans follow hololive on their own

>>77834793
>>77834819
GOD I HATE OVERWATCH. ITS SO BORING. FUTURISTIC, MECH AND SPACE SHOOTERS SUCK. THE ONLY GOOD SHOOTERS ARE THE ONES WITH ACTUAL HUMAN CHARACTERS.

They got her Miku for her BD or the concert, thats the only way i can see her being this happy and energetic now.

>>77835083
No, its just Mumei being silly with OW2 right now.

>>77835138
I know you don't care about your fans being able to watch you, Gura.

>>77835075
working as designed

SOUND THE ALARM!! GOOBA TIME!! GOOBA TIME!!

>>77835148
It's fun to listen to mumei break down though

>>77835075
The truebuds will show up

>>77835214
No, it isn't. It's a fucking terrible game, streams of it aren't fun in any way.

>>77835170

Don't get used to this. Cover is making Gura stream because of the Dodgers collab. Can't have a participant in the collab that goes M.I.A. a month before it. After July 5th she'll be gone again for 2 months. Bet on it

>>77835194

>>77835255
I bet you're a faggot

15 minute delay, get in here chumbies!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99b6tbeIQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99b6tbeIQ8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z99b6tbeIQ8

>>77835002
was it really fucking oat milk all along?

>>77835532
No, Gura has many conditions, and allergies can develop suddenly. There's no reason to jump to oat milk being responsible for everything.

Sorry about my Oshi, she has been behaving strangly since Bae left her.

>>77835747
don't care, post the chatlog when Gura shows up in chat or gets mentioned

I wasn't prepared for this at all. But all I have to do is go pee and fold my laundry. I'll be ready.

>>77835747
What substance is moom partaking in. Im slightly goncerned

>>77835854
depression

>>77835747

>>77835747
What's this all about?

uh oh
sucky sucky time

I love my wife @gaw@GawrGura

>>77835913
>>77835872

Is she just waking up?

>>77835932
more like my wife is a healslut time

>>77835886
d- did it just blink?

>>77835854
Gura sent her the oat milk

>>77836043
No, Gura has been awake for hours. Unless she took a nap after doing likes.

>>77836056
Meds

>>77836056
take your meds

Cute shark soon!

>GuMey out of fucking nowhere
HUH, when was this anounced?

>>77836276
It wasn't, unless you count adding Gura to the thumbnail and changing the title a few minutes ago.

>>77835532
>Drink oat milk
>Feel sick
>Drink more oat milk as comfort drink
>Feel sicker
>Go to Japan, no access to oat milk
>Feel better
>Get home, drink oat milk to celebrate
>Feel sick
>Drink oat milk to feel better (mentally)
This is me with lactose

>>77836276
They just felt a bit silly today

I really want them to review things together again.

>>77836055
I love when my wife uses her healing honey punches on my sack like it's a speedbag.

>>77836368
They're going to review Overwatch 2 together in 5 minutes!

>>77836395
It's shit!

>>77836395
I hope they thoroughly review my dick right after

She owes us hundreds of solo streams before she starts spamming collab garbage again

Gura and Mumei are going to have sex

>>77836438
you're not wrong, it fell off really hard, the devs ruined it but it's still fun with friends, like most things

>>77836497

I'm happy we are getting SNO and Gurame content again

>Gura felt bad about Mumey feeling lonly
SHe's such a sweetheart

>>77836512
Sorry Mumei, Gura's cunny is reserved for Ame.

>>77836641
If she felt so bad, why didn't she join yesterday?

>>77836698
why would she dump ame to play with mumei when she can play with one girl after the other?

>>77836758
They could have both joined. Ame likes Overwatch too. Mumei was playing for a long period between Kiara's stream and Gura's stream.

>>77836649
And Mumei is for Bae

This is one of those days she decided she wants to stream but didn't want to wait until normal time, so jumping in with Moom made the most sense.

>>77836649
>>77836827
they can trade for a playdate, and then have a 4way

Let's hope she doesn't have another mask off moment when that black dude comes on screen again today

>>77836455
>Hey Gura, use your teeth

What if mumei and gura kissed

>>77836923
Winston?

>>77836858
she could just stream earlier, she said a couple times that she's thinking about streaming earlier but rarely does

>>77836335
why no oat milk in japan? what if japanese oat milk doesnt shit her tummy?