/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Penis.

Lumi needs more vitamin D

I love Shiina!

I want to take ecstasy with Hina and Ember.

>>77823179

did she really think she would get away with it?

Hina and Meana owe me double panzuri

>>77823179
i want to drink Lumi's lemonade straight from the source

>>77823303
she almost did

>>77823303
*passes blunt*
Ultra turbo mega rrat: OffKai bandit was someone unrelated. The chick someone photographed from behind with the long hair and skirt was Pippa.
It corresponds to the types of clothes she's worn on stream, how she's described her hair length and to the fact that there was INSTANT shouting the moment she got posted.

I hate dead hours

>>77823373

https://x.com/nbdykng/status/1799939015455719429
https://x.com/nbdykng/status/1799939015455719429
https://x.com/nbdykng/status/1799939015455719429
Kaneko Lumi is a evil and terrible person.

>>77823438
Woman post.

>>77823425
wasn't that girl kind of chunky though?

Were the oldfags right, /pcg/?
Did Pippa think she could
>swim with an audience of sharks who will dox her the minute she steps out of line
Did she manage to get away with it?

>>77823303
>Just ignore the gut

Thread bgm:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAe4R7CQ8x4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFh2bUXZI_w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjd1CD6VSck

https://wheelofnames.com/9yh-ztd
https://pastebin.com/V6WxE4X2

>>77823489
>Were the oldfags right, /pcg/?
Yes.
>Did Pippa think she could
>>swim with an audience of sharks who will dox her the minute she steps out of line
Yes.
>Did she manage to get away with it?
On sheer momentum yes.

>>77823480
pippa is a big girl

>>77823480

>>77823179
Most breedable talent?
Most breedable poster?

Michi 3rd anniversary artboard:
https://magma.com/d/bsPWSxCeUb

>>77823577
>>77823577
>>77823577
>>77823577

>>77823577
No she had a bad eating disorder and you can tell from the hands and arms on stream she is still smol

>>77823612
Pippa
Pippa

The masked girl was a vtuber but not Phase-related ;)

>>77823577
>>77823601
on the bottom half yes, but she's admittedly lacking in the booba department. to the point she's floated the idea of breast implants.

>>77823612
Iori
michi poster

>>77823425
That wasn’t pippa but it was another talent Phase friend.

>>77823612
Hina
Lisa

>>77823445
Back to /baubau/ with you

>>77823489
Yeah

>>77823669
>>77823711
prove it pippa

I need a new oshi pippa has dissapointed me for the last time.

yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon

>Posts nasa
I think you already know the answer to both those questions.

Do not the femanon

>>77823425
Stop noticing

>>77823678
something that got memory holed is pippa said she went to get surgery that she "might talk about one day" and all the capipis forgot

Why is everybody in phase connect so racist?

>>77823649
you cant always tell how chubby someone is from their arms, fat doesn't distribute evenly

Masked girl was actually Sleepy

>>77823669
LE FANTÔME

>>77823425
Which girl?

>>77823425
Pippa never goes to salons and I doubt she has the skills to dye her hair like that.

>>77823782
rape

>>77823841
It's not racist because Hina is also a chigga.

>>77823425
post it plz I didn't see

>>77823871
Mint is like 4'8

>>77823577
4

>>77823841
There is literally nothing wrong with being racist

Now that the dust has settled, was Offkai worth it?

>>77823871
That makes sense considering she has a big dumpy and a flat chest

>>77823464
Remember lads, the Aetheria girls were the angels, Lumi was the problem. LOL
Nigger still mad Lumi didn't want to be his friend, SAD!
nyehehehe, hey friendcord niggers because I know you'll be lurking after another one of your whores got exposed, you ever feel tired about being wrong? There's still time to fix your grooming faggotry

>>77823754
May I cordially recommend Jelly?
She has many of the traits people like about Pippa and many of the traits people wish Pippa had.

why would pippa post this if she didn't "GO TO" the con?
>>77823816
she only ever talked about getting her deviated septum fixed but i don't recall her ever mentioning actually doing it. this is also the stream where she mentioned wanted to get "a few other things fixed" while at it but that was assumed to be either breast implants or fixing up an ugly face. Can't remember which stream this was though.
if you're referring to something else please share anon. although i figure you're just rrating

Which phase girls and phase friends like cringe autistic tall white sad boys

>>77823782
SEX

>>77823871
Mint is extremely short. The person in the photo doesn't match her body type.

>>77823940
>now that the dust has settled
It'll always be a sore spot for /pcg/.

>>77823956
>She has many of the traits people like about Pippa
The fuck are you on about

>>77823782
that person has a manicure and it's not pippa's phone either. also, pippa would never bother coloring her hair. bad rrat

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>77823939
Too tall to be Mint, Mint is UOH-sized (same with Pippa)

>>77823968
shit, forgot pic of my original shitpost before i got distracted

>wake up
>it's all doxfags

why are you like this

>>77823425
?? There was no girl behind? You're probably thinking of one of the guys with long hair
Schizo

>>77823955

>>77824145
go back to bed or post feet pippa

Pippa shouldn't get plastic surgery. She doesn't need it, plastic surgery is sad. It makes me sad that women feel the need to do stuff like this, fillers and cover themselves in makeup. Women are cute as is.

>>77823940
OFFKAI HATE

>>77824193

>>77823816
>>77823968
She never specified it was surgery if I recall correctly. She asked us to pray for her physical health, forbade me from contacting demons, and said it was scary and uncomfy but she felt like she had to do it for her "future happiness". She also mentioned her body weight and almost started crying.
This was during the genshin stream after her computer died for a few days, if you want to go back. She cut stream and did a twitch watchalong because she wasn't feeling up to streaming anything else.

>>77824155
Why are all vtubers so weak?

>>77823464
Another casualty

>>77824155
So Wemi would just fall over and die if she ever went to a con right?

>>77824240
Yep this anon remembers

>>77823929

>>77824193
You're not the audience so it doesn't matter what you think, anon.

>>77824239
Wtf I'm so sorry, I didn't realise

>>77823464
>no mention of lumi, all boring drama
I can't believe I read that crap.

>>77824292
fuck off Lisa.

>>77824193
being ugly is miserable, if I could afford plastic surgery I would too

>>77824274
No. She would almost die.
God hates her, but she clings to life out of sheer spite.

>check time
ohhh yeah baby it's lumi loops time!

>I love bitches
>I love whores
Which phase girl is for me?

>>77824334
I'm not Lisa.
I wish I was that cool and talented and a good person

>>77824339
just wear a mask

>>77824348
yippee

>>77824240
I just assumed this was her considering leaving her at the time living situation with whomstever that may or may not have been with. it sounded more like an emotional thing than a physical thing to me at least.

>>77824155
Again?

>Lisaposting
>No buns
What the fish

>>77824244
Do you understand that she ate the same 'MRE' that Phase Friend Steve could not handle?

>>77824155
It amazes me how much she constantly tries to sabotage her health

>>77824441

HEAVY MACHINE GUN

soon

>>77824339
It is something that pays itself back after. You will unironically make more money afterwards, not to mention how much better people will treat you in general.

>>77823871
mint once posed with a japanese idol group and she was shorter than every single one of them.

>>77824442
Lolthis.
>>77824274
Nah her house is/was worse plus she's not allowed to die. Same as Muyu.

>>77824398
That's one of my theories as well.

[Michiru news]
Awake

Lemon woman make pp hard

>>77824528
sucks he kept her laptop though. what a jackass

My one and only is still fucking dead, but not as dead as the other offcollab girls
https://x.com/eimiisami/status/1800216669417300195

Honestly, Eimi should jork my peanits with her vagene.

Lia likes it up the bum

>>77824504
Unironically this.
If you can afford it and you have a game plan it's 100% worth it always.
The weird sentiment against it is sabotaging brainwashing by people who don't want you to rise above your assigned station.

>>77824179
>>77823464
How come girls from Cyberlive/Aetheria keep getting exposed as awful people but Lumi, the one who they all claimed was the worst and the reason the company fell apart hasn’t?
Is it really possible that Lumi was basically innocent the whole time and everyone else was the problem?

>>77824603
>a game plan
So Pippa should not ever consider it, understood.

>>77824599
She literally did a tag tier list stream where she said she finds anal extremely disgusting

>>77824609
>how come everybody gets kidnapped except the kidnapper?

>>77824599
That's what the Lord would want

>>77824599
Such a good catholic

>>77824603
Plastic surgery literally makes you look worse and ages you faster

Fucking Pippa while she's doped up on cold meds!

>>77824647
those types are always the biggest butt sluts

Phasers are the best livers.

>>77824674
this. unless you were in a face mangling accident don't do it

Weird that all the people who shit up this thread to try to tear down Lumi keep being outted as pieces of shit.

>>77824603
No, SK is fucked up.

>>77824674
I hope you've already taught that to your kids.

I can simply fill Eimi's throat with my seed to lubricate it, I'm sure that would help out

>>77824736
Ask her

Why did Runie skip her Bayonetta stream? I thought it was on Saturday.

>>77824274
She's gone to a con before, took pictures she showed on stream

>>77823489
Yeah she gifted the easiest possible audience to grift

Sisters... she still liked offkai...

I think a Phase talent should do a stream where she reads sex related posts from here and laughs at them.

>>77824155
>>77824244
She’s stubbornly malnourished
>>77824453
What makes someone like this? Wants doctors to fuss over her till she withers away tragically?

Lumi got so giggly when she spotted an actual child in her chat.

>>77824767
>he's not a member
you avatarfaggots keep outing yourselves

LISTEN HERE KEVIN I WANT MY SHAKER

>>77824808

>>77824808
Pippa did this but instead of laughing she masturbated.

>>77824824
unfortunately shes shown no signs of being a shotacon

>>77824534
Stay classy Michi

>>77824609
don't be absurd

>>77823464
she was bored and sexually frustrated after the offcollab and killing V4mirai didn't scratch her itch so she decided to have an easy chuckle

>>77824767
What do you mean? She didn't have anything scheduled for Saturday, silly.

>>77824858
She's into little girls and silver foxes.

Phase Friend Sleepy Project is going to do a stream talking about Offkai soon. I’m sure she’ll mention meeting up with Pippa and plenty of other details.

>>77824797
Pippa's entire personality is based around being wrong and having bad opinions to farm reactions

>>77824609
we may never know anon

>>77824826
I think it's a joke you stupid fucking FAGGOT RETARD

>>77824836
Like a big sippy cup with your oshi's face on it?

>everyone who says Pippa, Lumi, Lia, Lisa, tenma are bad turn out to be bad themselves

>>77824370
nobody cared who i was until i put on the mask

>>77824674
>just stay ugly, it's better that way, somehow

How am I supposed to survive with no pippa streams?

>>77824978

>>77824939
Whoa man, take it easy. I did post it as a joke >:)

>>77825003
You aren't.

Why are Gumis so sensitive and angry all the time? It's like going to a synagogue and hearing all the old people cry about being persecuted.

Lumi rape

>>77825003
by checking out other phasers

>>77824609
Maybe they're all bad. But the thing is I don't care.

>>77825029
Pippa wouldn't shoot someone

Show me a cute picture of your oshi

>>77824609
Sir, you're going to stop asking questions. Our rrats cannot be allowed to be compromised.

>>77825041
We thought it was Tenma who killed everyone at the offcollab. But Lumi? It makes so much more sense...

>>77825032
The fuck is bro yapping about

>>77824370
>>77824978
why blue eyes/lips? what is that supposed to signify?

>>77825041
But that would require me to cheat on her.

>>77825063

>>77824599
I would nut in Lia's butt ngl senpai

>>77825063

https://x.com/Inislein/status/1800198238592798983
inis scares me
she should phase in

>>77823489
all pippa dox were posted here first.

Do you like Zen? I think she's pretty cute. I hope that Pippa collab goes through

>>77824978
Glory to new Arstotzka !

>>77825155
...

Lumi should get a running mascara toggle

>>77825155
XD

>>77824966
Odd little talk Lumi had this morning at the start of this game.

>>77825138
it's not cheating if she abandoned you

>>77825063

>>77825157
Don't you DARE ever draw Lisa again

Which Phaser has the highest sex drive?

Lumi is good.

>>77825063
Lemon love

what’s up

>>77824534
She's gonna go live any moment now, any moment...

>>77825063
I just realized I don't have any

Here's a picture of Lumi

>>77825264
me

>>77825264

>>77825155
Inis is cute and she's a good Phase candidate.

Heeeeyy~

Wemi....

>>77824501
>connect to open port on ctjelly
>50 background processes start up on my 'puter
>fishman steals all my dolphin porn
>curse you fish, that was mine!

>>77825063

>>77825332
was she cursed by god or something? why is she always getting tomy hort?

>>77825333
>>77825277
Go away.
Lisa is too pure for this place

>>77825332
how is she still alive?!

>>77825063

>>77825332
why would she eat the heating packet...

>>77825063

>>77825388
yeah, pure SEX

>>77825387
She's legally retarded.

>>77825063

>>77825332
I love my retarded daughterwife.

>>77825387
>cursed
she ate the heat packaging anon
thats like saying you are cursed after you get sick from drinking bleach

>>77825464
ToT

>>77825465

>>77825063

>>77825063

>>77825387
She was munching on those while French music was playing in the background while chat was yelling at her not to eat those. Can't pin this one on any outside influences.

>>77825434
Chat was outright screaming at her to stop when she started opening it

>>77825522

>>77825063

>>77825387
More often than not it's her fault

>>77825387
no she was blessed by god, which is why she's still somehow not dead

>>77825063

>>77825063
I love this pooch

>>77825264
The talents or the fanbase?

Rie

we're currently going through a dark age for phase connect, i dont expect it to get better until august or september

>>77824772
She took that pic?
Just how short is she wtf

>>77825465
that is fucked up and horrible but i kek'd anyway am i a bad person?

>>77825620
>dark age
it's literally just a cold.

>>77825063

>>77825063

>>77825620
It's ok, things are going to get better later this week when Jelly graduates

>>77825465
kek

>>77825332
she stopped reading chat and started eating the black stuff in them and when it started crackling in her mouth she literally went "oh it's like rock candy"

>>77825388
>Lisa is too pure for this place
Not after what the other girls did to her.

>>77825063

>>77825387
Do you think that God looks kindly on angels and demons having children with each other?
She wasn't supposed to be alive in the first place.

>>77825333
>>77825277
Lisa when she finds out that you have weed

>>77825261
your shabbos shiksa can fuck off

>>77825157
>Disrespect to Lisa

Don't do that

At least Wemi fessed up to nurse and didn't keep it secret out of shame.

>>77825706
Lisa is literally straight

>>77825063

>>77825277
She should invade

>>77825388
she is literally here though.
That one time she was going to do an "announcement", people here started to freak out about her graduating and immediately after she tweeted that she "wasn't g-wording" even though no one in twitter said anything about graduation.

>>77823968
>>77824240
she mentioned plastic surgery ("because I'm fucking ugly") at the beginning of 2023; obviously there were many people in chat concernfagging ("don't do it") but it was not mentioned after that

>>77825638
Likely ~120-130 cm. Standing blowjob for anyone over 180

>>77825667
You don’t get it man look here man it’s the summer of death mmmfdfvhj

Eimi owes me sex.

>>77825705
Don't those usually have big " DO NOT EAT" warnings written on them?

>>77825332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpZ3UbgyQP0

>>77825797
People were also talking about it in her pre chat

>>77825778
he said picture bitch

>>77825832
Aliexpress knock off of a PLA 'ration'

>>77825832
It probably had it written on it in french whit she didn't understand lmao

>>77824609
How did one talent ruin the comp? Their claims seem like mentally unstable salt. All evidence points to these drama muckrakers as a bunch of unstable twits who can’t get their shit together or these texts on screen are fabrications.
Nothing of substance comes to light. All is cheap mald.

Guys my throat is sore

this will be good

>>77825812
>mmmfdfvhj

>>77825906
did you suck dick?

>>77825906
hi pipper

>>77825832
they didn't, but she had to go out of her way to rip the thing to get to the chinese heat rocks and they looked like coal but she still thought it was edible
this woman is literally the coughing baby that'll stick her fingers in the outlets

>>77825766
Why would the nurse give her a shot for eating the heating packet? is wemi lying???

>>77825757
SHES NOT A JEW RAT YOU ASSHOLE

>>77825908
Is it weird that Dizzy sobbing gives me a boner?

>>77825332
You know how everything has stupid warnings on it?

Thats because of people like wemi.

>>77825809
I do remember that, but I think her septum is for her dental implants.

>>77825705
>>77825332
>>77825387
>food poisoning from something that isn't food
No, wems. That's just poisoning.

>>77825900
>whit

>>77825832
They slap that on everything. It entices.

>>77825906
Honey.

>>77825968
It would be weird if it didn't

>>77825832
i'm just more confused how someone sees weird iron oxide powder and eats it anyway.

cute wetard.

>>77826006
I hate honey though.

>>77826024
Just deal with it, it'll make it better. That and gargling some warm salt water from time to time will make it a bit less tender.

>>77825908
this woman just lives in the canadian remake of the big lebowski with Jelly as walter

>>77825908
I hope the couch is alright

>>77825995
when god was passing out wit you thought he said zit and asked for seconds

>>77826076
cute creature

>>77825832
she is on a mission to test the limits of God's love

>>77826024
just deal pippa. we know you hate honey but it helps. trust.

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

Speaking of Wemi could her Chink VTuber friend friend living in the West Phase in ?

>>77826146
friend friend

>half of his talent is sick
>one just poisoned herself
>ones gone for a unknown time period because their family is dying
>has to find 3 new talents
>has to do a bunch of events
how much is he regretting this whole vtuber company idea

>>77826081
Its probably not
Dizzy's older sister sounds like a huge slut and the couch probably has the genetic material of several men on it by now.

>>77823179
I want to squeeze Lumi's tard lemons

>>77826146
>friend friend
is that like the new new from scott pilgrim

>>77826187
>>ones gone for a unknown time period because their family is dying
?

>>77826233
Lia

Kidnappers > rapists

>>77825063
this image never fails to make me smile

>>77826187
>>half of his talent is sick
What is the other half of his talent? free fire or whatever that game is called?

>>77825956
shes a shiksanahole.

>>77826076
Isn't this literally just Lumi and chat?

>>77826098
rude

>>77825908
Her whore sister probably fucked in that couch and now she's taking it back?

>>77826187
>their family
her family, anon, it's a woman, it's her family

I fucking hate pipkun

>>77826225
The true true from Cloud Atlas

>>77826187
He's probably fine, Hololive has similar occurrences every so often.

Except Wemi poisoning herself, I really don't know what to say about that

>>77826347
Askers?

>>77826347
pipkun is an anti and a colossal faggot.

pippa is a whore

>>77826274
I wonder what Lisa had to do to join Idol since fish never asked her

>>77826413
No she isn't

>>77826395
He needs to make her eat her vegetables

Pipkun is a Xalamon supporter bee tee dubs

>>77826347
I like pipkun

>>77826413
Have you considered: yo momma

>>77826274
You’re the Howard Stern of vtuber fans, you old fart.

>doing jelly ctf stuff
>noticed someone connected to the same machine as me
>scanned the guy
>some ancient shitbox of a pc years behind on updates
>doesn't look like a honeypot though
>dropped a stealer to yoink anything of value
>somehow the only thing it got was gigabytes of dolphin porn
i feel bamboozled

I'm curious why does pipkun pretend to be black?

>>77826303
yeah, but 10-15 years after she stops streaming

>>77826492
weird larp

>>77826402
He’s a fag but I’ve seen worse antis

>tfw can't stop jorkin it to kiara's new model
this is turning into a problem

>>77826499
Pipkun refuses to post hand, he might actually be black

>>77826499
humiliation fetish

I still don't get why you fags give so much attention to the literal doxxfaggot

>>77826573
Pipkun can make some good pictures occasionally

>>77826573
hi pippa

>>77826187
All this happened cause he wanted to be a jew about the concert. Was it worth it Kevin?

>>77826274
considering the rest of this thread, I appreciate that at least someone here is having fun shitposting.
when did pcg get overrun by discord femoids and trannys you guys need to post more cock pictures and cp catbox links people here are getting comfortable

>>77826499
>pretend

>>77826573
Because pipkun likes to bite bait

>>77826492
Uhhh… you wanna get back on topic…?

>>77826462
>pippa is lisaposting again

Go to sleep

>>77826333
Singular they is normal in English and we have records going back 700 years that show it being used that way. It doesn't fucking matter.

>>77826680
>asking for cp

>>77826539
don't blame you desu

>>77826492
the ol' stealer, classic

>>77826691
Wait? Lisa poster was just Pippa larping as an autistic Englishman?

I finally played the Mad Max game. I wonder why more car games don't have fuel mechanics, it's kinda neat.

>>77826687
He’s an old Jewish fart, not black.

>>77826751
the doremus of today aren't nearly as strong as pedoremu of the past

>>77826274
Another Pipkun banger

Honestly, Proctologist and everyone registered to his gay forum should rope.

>>77826421
i think it went a little...something like this

>>77826742
it's not "normal" in English, only a small fraction of idiot zoomers use it that way because they've been brainwashed into not differentiating genders

Stop

>>77826854

>>77826854

>>77826843
Motherfucker I'm in my 30s and people have used it my entire life. Don't try to rewrite the past because to think everything is about trannies.

>>77826539

>>77826843
Bro you are probably 22 and just got off /pol/ we get it we all had our hitler arc. Singular they has been a thing longer than it hasn’t
>did Robert see the moon landing
>no they didn’t because it never happened

>>77826829
I hate to admit it but that's a cute Lisa

>>77826901
*because you think
Autocorrect

>>77826790
Pippa is the only one who loves that sheep more than me (cus I love pippa more)

>>77826829
That dead baby is too fat to be a sandeater.

>>77826903

>>77826903

>>77826843
It's been around for a very long time anon. According to wikipedia, it's been a thing since the 14th century

>>77826680
>posting CP to own le trannies
somethings wrong with you

>>77823464
the guy who posted this says Lumi is a devil

>>77826808
One of the best car- related games I've played

>>77826843
this is what american education does to our children

>>77826962
malnourished babies have extended stomachs, look up the dinka baby with the raven

>>77827009
Oh no Gumicucks

>>77827009
unless he drops anything new about her I don't believe it, and I don't really believe him much to begin with since its "trust me bro" asides from that one plausible screenshot

>>77827009
>you HAVE to go down with the ship
No one would expect this in any other business

Why does she let the British lice rent free?

>>77827111
>lice

>>77825063