/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPOL0V526KY
>7 hours+
Another day in the mahjong mines for Reid...

we died...

Merely pretending, it was only a scratch.

>>77737814
Never again. Because I am here.

>thread died while I was asleep
this is a bad omen for today's games

>>77739341
Have faith. Trust the plan.
First week is data.

(You) didn’t bump the thread and it DIED! Be BETTER!

>>77740542
I'm happy it died

>>77740542
I was eep

Jinjin is climbing again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRebIjdJpS8

>>77741707
rbc my beloved...

captain on the telly
https://www.twitch.tv/891raba

>>77742713
the thumbnail made me think she was pregnant

>>77742774
Don't be jealous I get to her first

Some absolutely cursed grim bad luck going on there...

Comeback time.

>>77746283
nvm

I'm gonna buy more drinks

/jong/ cursed itself by being the vtuber team with only 1 vtuber. Bad flow.

>>77746942
I'm pretty sure we have 2 vtubers

>Terminal Jonger (Us)
>十八位中十七位
>-324.4
みんなはマージャンヘタクソっすね。。。

>>77747132
still not last. We're catching up, but ddddddddddddddd is losing points faster than even we can manage

>>77746969
Don't forget about the pre-debut the captain

>>77747132
I'm still positive so I'm going to pretend it's not my fault

its my fault. I played like a nervous fucking retard for 2 of my games and was unlucky for 2 more of my games, and I'm still scheduling games for myself instead of just taking the bench permanently and being a cheerleader.

>>77747398
You should try summoning demons to improve your flow.

after my flow being shit all day and full on tilt, just got a tsumo furiten daisangen
jesus christ, never felt better

>>77748673
good job nyagger. You've used up the rest of your flow.

>>77748694
surely it's the sign of my flow turnaround, right...

>>77747398
>I played like a nervous fucking retard
Just don't.

>>77750072
I'm drinking heavily before every time I play from now on so I'll be fine

>>77750119
I think the alcohol will just replace the nervousness

>>77750557
I play better drunk

Dont tell me fox jobbed in all last…

>>77750907
Fox jobbed an entire game until the very end, but it was too late by then.

>>77750907
I jobbed every round
E1: turn 4 took weaker shapes to force chiitoi from 4 pairs, turn 8 folded instead of pushing terminal suji 1p because I couldn't see any of them and was never feeding souzu to dealer
E2: turn 5 3s over 9p sanshoku cope? turn 10 hard fold because HONORS
E2-1: was I supposed to just force chanta? pushing a bunch of live tiles after 2 calls from kami with bad iishanten for bad final shape turn 10 fold because I saw the tedashi 7s and I'm now convinced he's tenpai, turn 11 3s now suji and try to not fold, turn 12 still pushing bad iishanten bad final shape 1 chance, turn 15 actually fold for real this time, turn 17 didn't push 2m despite pushing the 5m earlier and no tedashi
E3: turn 5 retarded ton push against 3 call dealer chanta/junchan for menpin with no dora visible
E3-1: turn 13 pushed ura suji 5m against open dealer hand after he cut a 4m from 344 early and then called a ryanmen in first row
E3-2: turn 6 shibori against shimos honitsu if he doesn't get dsg, turn 9 folding against honitsu because of overflow, turn 13 one chance and half suji push because HONORS
E3-3: far enough behind that I try for kokushi, turn 7 refuse chiitoi honroutou ryanshanten because haku and hatsu are both dead, >check wall >I would've tsumo'd it in 4 turns
E4: turn 5 4p for iipeikou chance because aka 5 is gone instant punish, turn 9-10 pushing musuji for 2-3 han iishanten because I'm dealer
S1: turn 5 trying to force tanyao to deny 4th his dealer, turn 7 4 pairs chiitoi chance? I don't know what I was supposed to do here, turn 8 waiting to open anyway suji trap the likely shanpon instead of trying for pinfu?, turn 11 no safe tiles poosh 8m over riichi tile suji, turn 13 riichi because of the suji trap should've just dama'd against last place dealer riichi
S1-1: turn 6 turn down sanshoku chance for confirmed pinfu iipeikou chance, turn 8 schizo out about ura suji against last place dealer riichi and fold iishanten menpindoraiipeikou takame, turn 9 push sotogawa instead of just folding with genbutsu for some reason
S1-2: turn 5 cut 5p to try to force pei chanta dora sanshoku because I didn't notice 2 2m were already gone, should've just tried for pei tanki on dora
S2:
S2-1: turn 4 shapes are fucked 9s because an 8s was out what was I supposed to cut?, turn 8 2 calls and then a tedashi we're folding
S3: turn 2 why the fuck did I reject iishanten? blinded by dora 2 instead of just trying for 3rd? should've cut 1m, turn 8 just fucking draw the tiles you threw away for no reason and poosh richii suji dora into dealer ippatsu because we're 4th anyway and tilted by misplays
S3-1: luckshit to not be yakitori
S4: turn 12 schizo over urasuji again should've just pushed 3 dora and an aka visible and placement doesn't change unless it's a haneman tilted from misplays and nagashi mangan discards on my last dealer round

>>77751201
Do you have a copebot analysis to back this up?

>>77751380
I am the copebot

>CEOofBotting

Hey anon, this is your captain speaking. Its been a rough first week, but we can come back.
I've spoken to the other players, and we all agreed that we'll be mortalbotting the remainder of our games. Our handful of soulful occultschizos can't stand against the rigging keeping us down, so we need to rely on a higher power. Mortalbot, with its uncanny discards, will get us there.

>>77752895
won't use your ai
won't read your book
gonna keep being retarded

>>77753318
you have no right to refuse, voice in my head! I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it!

>>77753422
you can't just simply turn a tulpa off

>>77753476
Fucking hippie tulpamancers. Letting their thoughtforms run around unsupervised.

Captain this is your anon speaking, you gotta stop getting 4th

>>77754075
Anon, this is your captain speaking. Good idea, I'll bench myself to avoid any more 4ths.

Keep getting fourths!

>>77754291
fuck off nyagooey

>>77754291

>>77754320
I am just trying to support the lifestyle you have chosen.

Captain, this is a random amon who isn't on your team speaking. Don't give up. You got this, bro.

lowest score in league is an accomplishment, please continue!

Captain, this is a not random anon who is on your team speaking. Do give up. You don't got this, bro.

>>77730293
>Ass not fat
>No Towa interaction
Don't want Towa Sio 3D Collab no more.

>>77756110
Cute butt is cute.

We are losing because we didn't recruit our best player ever: Pippa

I'm jealous honestly, having the complete freedom to job in league and not care is awesome. If I job I risk knocking my team out of the top 4

>>77756994
why would Pippa sabotage our league chances like this

>>77756994
She would have just grinched anyway.

>>77756994
Pippa would've gone as negative as furry and then grinched

>>77756994
The true secret weapon of /jong/.

>>77756994
Pippa would have made Furry look like a pro, we needed our Akagi.

>>77758640
Just imagine what it will be like when he gets his lucky Pippa socks. He'll be unstoppable.

Page 10 get fucked!

WAKE UP

>>77766148
just 5 more minutes...

(You) need to bump this thread for a little bit

>>77767143
I'm about to go to the hospital, I'll bake when I'm back if it dies

>>77767235
don't die mikoanon...

Kyaputen, this is your Famous Cat speaking. If I knew it was going to be this bad, I would have lent you my power.

>>77768670
its only the first week.
Its gonna get way worse

Captain, this is your famous napper zzzzzzzz

Is it a good time for a friendly?

>>77770532
If you make the room, people will show

Majsoul Friends Room 94082(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=94082

>>77770687
The Jellyjonger

>>77770687
rip cat

>>77770687
WJ

wj

>>77770687
WJ!

How do I get scrolls for rolling new characters without paying? I don't wanna spend $30 to roll a character.

>>77772895
Play in silver or higher rooms, dust the items you get, buy scrolls with the dust.

>>77772895
$30 won't be enough anyway

New character jong! With anons!

Majsoul Friends Room 49671(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=49671

>he rolled

>>77773785
I'm playing ranked...

>he got Joseph
it's not fair, I bricked my account attempting to get Joseph

>>77773944
If you are who I think you are, I'm jealous, I actually wanted your character...

3/4 btw!

I just noticed, but my new character is smoking! Sugoi!

A-anons?? Jong?? We just need another player...

it's alright, once clown drops I'm rolling to pity anyway

I'm playing ranked!

>jellyjonger rolled on bamboo
You're actually a femanon huh?

I wanted a cute boy but instead I got someone out of a bara manga instead. AMA.

>>77774894
I told you

>>77775004
become a vtuber and/or my wife

no... my negashi

stop dealing into me I want to watch league

AAHHHHHHH STOP WINNING MY MENTARU IS GONE

>>77778371

>>77775092
Back off, I've called jelly jonger cute since we still posted rooms in pcg.

>>77778577
>jelly jonger
>Two words
>>64899368
I see a doragon...

houtei'd chiitoi tenpai lmao

>Repeat 6
JUST DEAL INTO MY HAND, COME ON ANONS

>>77778906
haitei*

>>77778966
no I think I was right, w/e

5 stick 7 honba...

13 ORPHANS, COME ON ANONS HELP ME OUT HERE

Anons... I'm so mindbroken rn it's not even funny

>>77779665
you get used to it

well jonged. at least i got a new character.

>>77773785
>>77780177
sorry for that ron at the end anon i was rooting for you,WJ

>>77773785
>rolls bamboo
Well jonged.

I had a fat chinitsu hand and you tsumo'd, you tsumo'd!

pros of rolling bamboos:
best tilt characters in the game
best emotes in the game

cons of rolling bamboos:
twinks

Joseph/dog rate up doko...

idk what any of that means, but i'm sorry that happened, anon. i'm just glad that game is over.

>>77780560
it was a nice openchinitsu dora 2, and it may have had an ittsu chance for baiman... I can't remember

I would rather castrate myself than roll bamboo but wanjiro is a good character

I'm an emote collector

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfchL6o_M5w

SEX with MIKOANON

Who's jobbing league next and when?

>>77791500
I want some anpan now

>>77791618
Captain should cover all remaining slots as punishment.

>>77791618
us, 14 hours 45 minutes

let the sheep and the miko play they are the only ones who can get the good ending

>>77791808
we just have an open sheet, they can play whenever they want

Lost faith in your CEO that quick huh

Despite rumors to the contrary, no one is actually benched.

>>77792087
I'm benched.

I was benched before I was even drafted

Do you guys think the cat spy is dragon?

>>77791875
>having faith in >>77751201

>>77792452
He's using his brain too much, he just needs to feel the flow

>>77792433
Like, our doragon? The one wanting to kill himself cause Pippa just canceled another week of streams? Why?

What if Pippa just cancelled all of her streams permanently

>>77793091
eh, I can see it

>>77791500

>>77793504
Who would be bad enough at mahjong to deal in all last to a baiman to lose first…

>>77792433
the cat spy is kyaputen obviously

>>77795359
the parody of his name makes sense for streaming league games, but why would he make another one too?

I'm benching myself (not grinching).

>>77795605
Because he's a schizo?

>>77796118
is he schizo enough to talk about himself in the third person?

>>77796190
100%

>>77795359
It's not, he said GG instead of WJ...

captainis having a schizo breakdown in /mjg/ again

Captain, this is anon speaking. It’s been a tough week, go get some tenga reps in for a couple hours and mentally prepare for the upcoming games.

>>77797362
the fuck is happening over there?

Battle of the Xs

guess I belong to master now after a series of deranking and half way into deranking again

The gold room m3 already dropped back down to m1, you can drop back to e3 at any time

remember, you can't derank if you never play ranked

>infinite copper
>can't derank
>walls don't have any holes in them
>stable mentaru
>enjoy mahjong
Yeah I'm an FOC

gold room is too boring when majority of jongers can't defense against riichi properly

眠れずに
キャプテンの名は
意味不明
no but seriously, what does your name mean, captain?

>>77799619
huh?

>>77799643
I wrote a haiku in japanese… get a clue, captain!!

>>77799706
it doesn't mean anything. its just a name I use.

>>77799619
The translation is (if you care, it makes sense in japanese):
Sleepless
The captain’s name
I don’t understand

真実は
足りなすぎます
無視します

>>77800216
its two names. X***** is a name I use online. H**** is derived from my actual name.

those are senryuus not haikus

>>77800357
You're going to get jongstalked in real life...

>>77800378
To me, anything that follows the 5-7-5 pattern is a haiku. But you’re right. I learned something new today. Thank you.

>>77800357

someone's gonna show up at my house and kill me now huh?

>>77800529
I don't think anyone really makes the distinction in english unless they're really autistic

>>77800579
Yeah, me.

Wait, the captain is a doremu?

>>77801088

>>77801088
We've already been over this and he isn't.

And not only that, the captain is also the jongstalker?? sorry, im a bit slow…

>>77801182
First day?

I can't believe I got drafted over someone who doesn't even know the lore

>>77801232
I'm pretty sure that person didn't even sign up

>>77801182

Thread death stops approaching

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAVz1gGJ5CY
t-10.

Real stream here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbumoa2ZLSQ

I think Pico should jong.

Yuzu spotted about a click out, am I clear to engage?

>>77805920

Nina my beloved, go get 'em

Shortcut
To
Baiman

Nina won't cut a 1p for weeks after that dealer baiman

Elu fucking sucks

Nice dead thread you have here

>>77812126
I had worse dead threads before, been taking care of fig for a year please come hang out, we fightans hang out here... you can play games with us too

Nijisanji team tournament
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXMaHsRCwso

>>77798048

>>77812718
Wrong (You)
>>77798059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y14Km-5MBa8
Mahjong with old guys.

Morning /jong

>>77815628
Good morning anon

>>77815804
Ohio!

>>77812571
Better than me and Waifu...

Wake the fuck up and bump the thread! Also SEX with MIKOANON

teetering on the brink...

>>77818981
Dazed, reeling, about to break.

>>77819603
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME!

Ron, nya~

>>77820132
Brings me one step closer to the edge and I'm about to LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE

slow day innit

>>77824675
>Wake up from a nightmare about getting into tenpai for a yakuman but being indecisive about riiching it or not until timer passes out and I end in furiten
>"Thank god I don't play today, it's still Sunday"
>Checks phone

>>77826000
>trips of truth
Uh oh, anon.

Legend says they’re still in the league mines to this very day

Its league time.

>>77828809
>didn't link it
https://tv.kud.moe/mjg-league/

is the sheep your only way to win because everyone else over thinks every discard?

>>77829580
are you saying the sheep doesn't think

>>77829580
If he doesn't know what he's doing, the opponent's won't be able to know what he's doing either

We will win if we believe in SEX.

>>77829679

oops

what are you drinking right now captain

>>77829925
coffee

>>77829687
I wish I could tell what he was doing

>>77830201
He's doing his best

>>77830514
Is that really his best?

>>77830655
yes...

>>77832104
Why did you keep forcing chiitoi and then refusing it?

>>77832533
I kept discarding pairs but they keep coming back to tease me

>>77832600
Actually you kept discarding every shape in favor of pairs and then discarding the pairs later.

SEX with NINOANON

why is he using hag?

>>77833177
He's a hag main somehow...

Yuzu, give me a smug emote.

>>77834162(me)
>>77805941
Nvm, using this.

bravo vtumorkeks

This is divine punishment for only having 2 vtubers on the vtuber team. The solution is clear, the rest of you must debut.

>>77835424
WE HAVE TWO?!!!!??

>>77835424
I'm workin on it. Damn groomers

>>77835424
blame bird and doragon for not singing up

>>77835566
>doragon
Busy

Its so fucking over for us. We can't even take consolation in being the worst team because mjg is even rigging that against us

>>77835766
There's only one way to make this right. Win the league out of spite.

Everyday I wake up to new levels of despair.

>>77835766
i can fix that

I don't want to be a smelly vtuber

>>77836723
get in the model faggot

>>77836661
Well, you get to change it this week. Becomes the top scorer of the team and lead us to victory

>>77836783
No.

>>77836723
Take a shower before you stream.

>>77839183
shan't

>>77839557
>won't bathe
You're already adopting the vtuber lifestyle in preparation. Nice.

momo

>>77841734
I want to have sex with this slut

>>77842651

>>77846053

I HATE THE PURPLE HAG I HATE THE PURPLE HAG I HATE THE PURPLE HAG

It's always a purple hag with a chinese name ruining my flow. I'm so fucking done for today.

>>77848055

>>77848262

3rd place is skillful

>>77850201
>82.2 mortal rating

>>77850498
There is no test where that isn't good what do you mean?

Gamu?
Majsoul Friends Room 76410(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=76410

>>77851239
2/4

>>77851239
2/4

https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
qb friend is jonging

>>77850498
he's just a terminal lucklet he played fine

>>77850498
>the FOCs have higher mortal ratings

>>77852752
I played a few ranked games

>>77851239
well jonged

sorry, lunaito-kun... but hey, isn't my character handsome?

>>77851239
WJ! I better not have used up all my flow for the night

>>77854017
shadow realm...

Kaavi's kaavis

ERP with JONGERS

post cunny

>>77855752
Cute

Exchanging crossdressing selfies in the secret discord!

>>77857540
you guys can just join the khubiecord if you really want...

>>77857588
shan't, joining one for league is more than gay enough for me

the league and its consequences have been a disaster for this thread

>>77857540
I don't keep them a secret....

Imagine if you got pippa to join this, she would have actually killed herself, which would have made doragon kill himself

How do I play mahjong again? Got time for one.
Majsoul Friends Room 38931(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=38931
>>77859829
You're not welcome.

>>77860218
3/4

>>77860218
3/4

>>77860218
3/4 join

this thread is going to die before the room fills

>>77860218
Started

>>77861067
fukkkk

>>77861140

>The match in this room has started
every single time

>>77861192
You had like 15 mins.

>>77861321
You could have waited 16 minutes and i would be in...

>>77861839
when i post cunny my peepee feels funny

>>77860218
wj

>>77860218
well jonged

>>77860218
WJ
Now, why are you all jobbing in league again?

>>77860218
poorly jonged

>>77863537
because we're all bad at mahjong and not getting lucky

>>77863537
because all the retards are on the same team instead of playing against each other

Maybe we are all just lucklets.

luck is all I have

Nina with uncovered tits and maybe deranking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKBleV95SAw

>>77864097
finally a stream worth watching

bread
>>77864412

>>77864020
luck is all you need anyway

Yuzu!

>>77864097
>open stream expecting boobage
all it takes is that one tiny window to satisfy you huh?

>>77865232
We love it